Daily reminder your life sucks

>>59987060
All right you convinced me, how do we bring feudalism back?

>>59987123
We must take over a feudalistic society that still exists today. ie: any country in Africa.

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>>59987060

>>59987060
Serfdom sure was awesome in Russia

To be fair, the serfs were one bad winter away from death but yeah, this life is surprisingly more regimented work and more binding, in many ways.

>>59987060
>>>/r9k/

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>>59987060
>Being a wagecuck
>Not being a NEET
Enjoy working for my NEETbux, normie. Meanwhile I'll sleep in until... Oh, I don't know... 2pm maybe?

>2016.
>Working for someone else.

You forgot the part where the lord would draft you and force you to die because his cousin died without an heir and his brother wanted the castle too.

You forgot to mention that everybody on the left doesn't wash with soap, the women don't shave anything, nobody lives past age 29, everybody has scabies, and the lord of the land cucks you on your wedding day, if he hasn't already conscripted you to go die in a field somewhere to defend his honor, or died from a plague such as a common cold.

If you want to be a retard and cherrypick, that's absolutely a two way street. We didn't invent all the modern conveniences just because we thought it would be funny, so you're picking an especially bad subject to try to spin so hard.

>>59987467
>Implying conscription of peasants happened before Napoleon.

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>>59987060

>wife up some 30-year-old slut

>implying I am not going to remain an autismal turbo-virgin for the rest of my life voluntarily and keep all my money

>>59987373
Jokes on you, Armin. We have wagecuckdom plus no neetbux.

>>59987060
>being a wagecuck
>not marrying a Jew girl and becoming a member of the elite

>>59987487
Honestly
>woman back in the kitchen
>father back in the household
solves a good half of that pic and nobody has to lose their precious electric jew doing it

>>59987373
>2015+1
>actually waking up before 10pm
absolutely disgusting

I get 10 days vacation a year but I don't hate my job so it's not bad

>>59987525
THE ENTIRE BASIS OF FEUDALISM WAS MILITARY SERVICE IN EXCHANGE FOR LAND, DUMBSHIT

>>59987652
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>>59987373
You can keep living the delusion that being a NEET faggot lets you actually do things but let me tell you what you really do.

>wake up at 2:00 PM
>your own mom microwaves you a fucking TV dinner (you still live with your parents, dad has to cry himself to sleep every night because he raised a failure)
>play video games till 5:00 AM
>go to sleep
>wake up at 2:00 PM
>start over

>>59987487
>no one lives past 29

I'd usually be like citation please, but you'll never find a citation for that retarded number cause it's absolutely wrong, the AL X may be 30 when factoring in the high infant death rate, otherwise people would definitely live to around 50+
>>59987525
>Under the feudal conditions for holding land in the medieval period, most peasants and freemen were liable to provide one man of suitable age per family for military duty when required by either the king or the local lord

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conscription#Medieval_levies

>>59987870
For knights. Why is American education so poor?

>>59987060
You've got a point, there. Humans might well be happier living simpler lives.

>>59987625
Exactly...that's how I grew up. On a farm, actually.

And we had and still have a free range herd.

And there's no way a serf had access to beef like we do, it's almost a full time job in and of itself. And there is no way you can realistically manage a herd without a truck or a horse. You'd just have a herd that didn't come back, because they don't fucking do that.

I doubt that serfs ever ate beef. Maybe bones.

>>59987870
Again, to be fair, you can't even get a driver's license without signing up to go fight goatherds that wouldn't give up their oil, should they run out of directionless young men who thought working 64 hour weeks for less than minimum wage and possibly dying was a good strategy to offset the cost of college.

>>59987467
Actually, being a serf means that you will never, ever, ever get conscripted.
You will probably get taxed and worked more heavily than normally with the whole war going on and such.

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>>59987878
>your own mom microwaves you a fucking TV dinner
I live independently and cook my own meals.
High welfare + low rent = NEET paradise. And Utrecht is soon going to experiment with guaranteed basic income, making it an even bigger NEET paradise.

Keep whining about the American NEET model though, a model that forces you into wagecuckery to pay for Shaniqua's chilruns.

>>59987932
>he says autistically, in a thread about sweeping generalizations

Go bug the OP for citations, you pewling twit.

>>59987932
>The bulk of the Anglo-Saxon English army, called the fyrd, was composed of part-time English soldiers drawn from the landowning minor nobility.
>Minor nobility.
Yet another American with the IQ of a common negro.

>>59988128
Op wasn't being a retard and using his flimsy understanding of history to shit post on a Mongolian wood carving site

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>>59987123
Why bring feudalism back?

We are technologically advanced enough to produce nearly everything with robots and barely any human workers.

We don't do it just become it would triggered boomers. In there mind you have to wake up early and go to the factory to work all day.

We could just receive some NEETbux and work if we want more money.

In my country, we could all receive nearly €800/month, from the newborn to the grandpa dying in his hospital room, and it would cost the same for the state. We are already spending this money on welfare, wasting it because it more mentally comfortable for boomers like this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basic_income

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Question time: I'm an /ic/-fag that needs a way of quarantining himself for several months/years to study and practice art fundamentals. What's the best way to get as much time as possible for this while being able to survive and not wasting away 8-10 hours a day at work? Do I save up a shitload and then take an RV innawoods/desert? Do I move to some commie plantation? Are there any jobs that require doing almost no work most of the time?

>inb4 get arrested

>>59988189
Protip: It was you that was being retarded.

>>59987060
>muh feast days!

wtf you think weekends are, faggot?

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>>59987060

>>59988251
plz stop pierre

>>59988262
I feel you lad, but i'm not sure. I recommend moving to a rural area with very cheap property and snag a shit trailer/foreclosed home. it will be safe and cheap. just save a bit before.

>>59988296
stop crying you fucking pussy

Sharecropping had it's benefits.

>>59987123
Feudalism is made obsolete by modern firearms. Why sign all your rights away to a warrior class if anyone can kill anyone one with a minute of training

>>59988856
So you seriously think serfs were minor nobility?

>>59988955
english Fyrd or whatever was an entirely different section of the article and relates not at all to my post you ignorant muslim

>>59987870
retard

>>59988128
>Under the feudal conditions for holding land in the medieval period, most peasants and freemen were liable to provide one man of suitable age per family for military duty when required by either the king or the local lord. The levies raised in this way fought as infantry under local superiors. Although the exact laws varied greatly depending on the country and the period, generally these levies were only obliged to fight for one to three months. Most were subsistence farmers, and it was in everyone's interest to send the men home for harvest-time.
In medieval Scandinavia the leiðangr (Old Norse), leidang (Norwegian), leding, (Danish), ledung (Swedish), lichting (Dutch), expeditio (Latin) or sometimes leþing (Old English), was a levy of free farmers conscripted into coastal fleets for seasonal excursions and in defence of the realm.
The bulk of the Anglo-Saxon English army, called the fyrd, was composed of part-time English soldiers drawn from the landowning minor nobility. These thegns were the land-holding aristocracy of the time and were required to serve with their own armour and weapons for a certain number of days each year. The historian David Sturdy has cautioned about regarding the fyrd as a precursor to a modern national army composed of all ranks of society, describing it as a "ridiculous fantasy":

>what is reading comprehension

Take the Abdul dick out your mouth and pick up a book

>>59987872
Actually liking your job is possible??

>>59988262
>Are there any jobs that require doing almost no work most of the time?
lol

>>59987060

>Wanting to be a Serf

Kremlin shill pls go

I'll take being a wage cuck with the opportunity of starting my own business

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>>59988726
See, I like the sound of this, but I don't know how easy it is to find a job in really low cost rural areas, especially under this administration

>>59989221
I've heard about people who have jobs where they basically just sit on their asses for most of the time until rare occasions where they're actually needed for extended periods of time, like maintenance mechanics for buildings (don't quote me on this as I'm probably wrong)

>>59989168
>Needs verification.
>Paragraph devoted to saying that the previous paragraphs were untrue in a particular circumstance.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serfdom#Duties Final paragraph contains "It was also a matter of discussion whether serfs could be required by law in times of war or conflict to fight for their lord's land and property."
Mate if you want to use wikipedia as a source then you could at least learn the red flags for when the information is clearly wrong.

>>59987272

Sergei! Wat are yoo eating! wehre iz potayto?

We don have potayto, commrad Stalin tek potayto......I'm eating Ivan

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>>59987060
>>59987123
>All right you convinced me, how do we bring feudalism back?

It's simple, elect SUPREME LORD GOD EMPEROR TRUMP

>>59988034

You act smug, but you are truly dying inside. Find God, find your calling, and you will be happy.

>>59989578
>serfdom
>stalin
I thought the UK had good schools.

>>59988251
>We are technologically advanced enough to produce nearly everything with robots and barely any human workers.
Here we fucking go

>>59993178
I swear this guy is in half the threads preaching about a post scarcity society.

>>59987547
This guy has it all figured out

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>>59987060
>>59989875