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Why is Australia such an shithole?
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Whiter than Germany.
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>>59986969
same reason all of western europe is: imported shitskins and the leftists who defend and pander to them
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>>59986969
Happy for you to stay away mate. Actually, I insist.
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>>59986969
you can't compete
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Oh god, what have i done... Australians are coming from every direction ...

>Opens the emu cage
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Do emus bite or peck people often?
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>>59987259
Just stop anon...
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>>59987259

We might have lost the emu war but we won WWI and WWII.
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>>59987328

Depends. The ones in zoos are often easy to come up and pat, but they'll scare the shit out of you.
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The only problem with Australia is that it's all white british. Imo it would have been much better if the Dutch had a state, the French their part of WA, the chinese had the NT or something, all under Victorian/NSW administration.
I've driven all over Australia and it's a bit meh when every pub is the same with the same people drinking there
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>>59987330
You dont understand how dangerous australians are
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>>59987471
>all under Victorian/NSW administration.
remove victoria

the state that actually started using the american "happy holidays" bullshit because maybe some shitskins and fedoras don't like christmas
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Fuck off Franz, you're just jealous that people only laugh at our failed pest removal.
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>german humor
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>>59987747
>Australia
>Humor
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>>59987645
Its not our fucking fault mate, thats Melbourne. Its SJW capital.

Literally everyone outside of the city is white conservative, and we have this fucking city reaking of multiculturalism
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It's alright, in it's way. I don't like deserts or beaches at all, but it does have a nice greenbelt, albeit a relatively small one, compared to what I am used to, anyways.

They're used to the heat there so it's fine for them, they probably consider our lands to be frozen shitholes.
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>>59986969
>germany
>goodhole
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>>59988376
Mate I am practically shivering under 10 degrees celsius.
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>>59988376
It is a frozen mess, just go live in Antartica you mong.

Coldest I've experienced is negative 5 and i wanted to kill myself. Saw the snow once, that was alright.
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>>59986969
>an shithole

Mate there's a real fucking simple rule for a/an. A lot simpler than ein/eine/einen/einem/eines/einer. Please, Hans.
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Australia was a prison colony. Lots of prison rape in their ancestry.
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>>59988698
>bot a fag

Never heard that. "Bum a fag" means that though.
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>>59988698
Generally people in the lower social economic places have prison heritage.
People who are upper middle class came in the Gold Rush and set up businesses etc.

just an observation I've made.
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>>59988698
Yes, there were two great exoduses from the British Empire.

In the first one, they got rid of all their puritan religious fucknuts.

In the second one, they got rid of all their talented, entrepreneurial and hardy poor and gave them a whole continent to fulfil their full potential. The result was exactly what you expect. Britain is boring, America is an extremist hellhole and Australia is a working mans paradise.
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>>59986969
Emu have teeth? That's terrifying. Why do you allow these monsters to live?
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>>59989034
It's a shop of a shark's mouth. They have beaks.
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>>59988988
>working mans paradise.
Too funny. You're not even allowed to own guns. Pic related: Got this a a dept store in about 15 minutes.
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>>59986969
>such an shit hole

Such a shit hole.

I hate when you motherfuckers type my language wrong.

General rule of thumb:
"A" before words that don't start with vowels (a e i o u)
"An" before words that start with vowels.
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>>59986969
How many Jews will die because of Australia?
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>>59989034
There are no toothed birds still alive
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>>59989180
You can own guns if you want to. Just not from department stores. Here's a pic from Google Maps near me.
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>>59989180
Don't need them, we never imported wild blacks to fuck up the country.
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>>59989180
That's cool "bro" but it's very typical of the blind extremists and radicals that fill out America's population to judge an entire population by a single policy.
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>>59989180
why would you need that though? are you so pathetic that you cant sort things out with your fists? you poofta
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>>59987747
>>59987996
He got you there yank proxy faggot.
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>>59988624
>einer
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>>59989463
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>>59989530
What about it? Genitive case.
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>>59989612
what? a bear? just call him a limp wristed poofta. if that doesnt work call him alberto barbosa.
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>>59989759
t.Alberto Barbosa
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>>59988988
>>59988698
Actually more convicts went to the US than Australia in absolute terms, though Australia has more convicts in percentage terms, and five out of the six Australian colonies were established purely as penal colonies because Britain could no longer send convicts to the newly independent US republic.
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>>59986969

It is run by criminals and niggers.
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>>59988698
almost all of these are used in Ireland and the UK as well
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>>59989996
Yeah although we didn't get the heavy dose of puritans to fuck up our pioneering spirit.

And since they sent the biggest fuckwits in the army to guard us, which is why we ended up with the Rum corps & subsequent rebellion followed by a period of transition to being the greatest nation of the Pacific.
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>>59990025
There are very few niggers in Australia, in fact there weren't any at all until about 10 years ago and they're all 'refugees.'
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>>59989333
No one has seen a toothed bird and lived to tell the tale.
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>>59989227
To add to this, 'the' is a funny word in the English language. When it's before a word that sounds like it starts with a consonant, it's pronounced 'thuh', but when it's before a word that sounds like it starts with a vowel, it's pronounced 'thee'; I make a distinction between sounding like it starts with either a vowel or consonant because some words, like 'honor', have a consonant as the first letter but we don't pronounce it, so it's like the word starts with the O.

Though from what I understand Germans can't pronounce 'th' in the English sense.
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>>59991273
Also the a/an distinction in the post I originally replied to also applies to words with a soft consonant- it's been an honor to shitpost with Aussies, 'thee' Aussies are the funniest motherfuckers on 4chan.
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>>59986969

Trying to outshitpost Australia? Bad move, Germany.
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>>59989436
They were already there.

Huffing fuel and sleeping on the road.
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>>59989427

Why are all Aus people I see in and around Brisbane?

I'm going to dirve up there...
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>>59990215

The US turned the Mojave into a breadbasket. What did Australia accomplish with their land?
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>>59989180

That's a retort? You do realize that there is more to life than emulating Mad Max, right?
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Stop making threads like these. One thing I noticed about the Australian is that if one of them posts something THEN ALL OF THEM COME AND TALK SHIT TOGETHER. Like seriously it's a waste of time and space to make threads about them since they're so weak.

If you seriously want these fuckers to die off then don't even reply to them, but hey let's face it you made this thread to get them in here anyway.

You'll never see an Australian talk shot to an American because they alead know it's a lose/lose case.
Fuck em,


>Sage
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>>59992289
No, guns are fun and useful for self-defense and hunting.
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>>59991273

Actually "honor" doesn't start with a consonant. /a.nor/ <-- That's how it's actually pronounced. No consonant.

It's written with a consonant grapheme at the beginning of the word, but you don't pronounce the sound it's supposed to represent unless you're a hypercorrecting cockney.

There's no such thing as a "soft" or "hard" consonant, only voiced and voiceless and neither apply here. The rule that /├Žn/ precedes only words that start with vowels remains true.
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>>59989227
>type my language wrong.

Learn to use adverbs, you idiot. The irony is just spectacular. If you weren't American, I would have thought that you were trolling. And no, it's not *your* language. Why do I even need to explain this to you people? Fucking Murica. As proud as it is ignorant.
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>Why is Australia such an shithole?

Because Australians live there.
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>>59992434
>guns are fun

Yup, 12 year old confirmed. Now run along and play with you GI Joe toys with your friends.
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>>59992574
cuntstomper of a whopper, larrikin
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>>59992289
Uhh, you do realize you can own many guns in canada, right? Including semi-automatic rifles and pistols.

You can make a point other than "action movie hero" thing. Whatever.
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>>59986969
everything has to have an asshole. even mother earth
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coz its shit but it has lots of daylife shit so its not that bad
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>>59992668
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>>59992521
Whatever, that's what I meant- the 'h' is at the beginning of the word but we don't pronounce it.
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>>59992539
>Implying it's your language
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>>59992838
Waltz on, Matilda
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>>59992704

Canadians can own guns. They don't talk about it.

Americans can own guns. They fucking fetishize them, worship them, can't shut up about them.

If you think that another country is a shithole, despite the fact that it beats your country by virtually every metric there is related to quality of life, and only because you can't get guns there at the drop of a hat, then you might be retarded. Or Murican. No adult thinks like that. Kids think like that. Which makes my reference to toys apt.
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>>59992226
ya mum lel

>>59992377
>Be American
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Pic related
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>>59993174

I'm clearly stating that English is obviously not your language. You realize that the English language comes from England, right? That distant nation that is not Canada? Is that too much too hope for, given your Murican education? Perhaps it is.
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>>59987493
>Coming from a german
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>>59993210
At no point did I value US over Canada for being able to own a firearm, US wins hands down.

I simply pointed out that your a fucking faggot who doesn't know the first fucking thing about Canada.

Fuck off to Europe.
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>>59993210
> be Canadian
> go to prison for trolling feminists

There's literally nothing good about your country. Not one thing.
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>>59993588

Aussies are scary. Individually, that is. They're not organized well enough to pose any kind of international threat, I'll grant you that. But taken as individuals, they're as barbarous as niggers.
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>>59993714
I'll take this as satire, otherwise I'll just view you anon as an absolute nervous wreck. Well what do you expect from a country known for saying sorry?
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>>59993251

ayyyyy
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>>59993210
Canadians cant touch a knife without crying
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>>59993654

You can't possibly be this retarded. The "you" in my previous paragraph was in reference to the other anon who *did* argue that point, no *you*, who merely asserted that my reference to toys was not appropriate as a response to that other anon.

If that anon thinks that Australia is shit just because of their gun laws, when Australia is demonstrably superior in every sane, adult way that matters, then that anon is an idiot and a manchild who fetishes guns. If you disagree with that, then guess what? You're an idiot too. Move to Murica and jack off to your guns collection if you value them more highly than education, health care, the environment or any other metric by which Australia crushes the US. Deal with it.

By the way, I'm a fucking Canadian born and raised and who has lived in every major city across the nation. You're not a Canuck. You're a twat and a yank.
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>>59994005
You guys made cuck-a-duck angry; if I ever come into a massive amount of money, I think I'll visit Australia just to buy damn near every one of you a beer.
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Australians are a disgusting group of people, and should be wiped off the face of the continent, preferably by China or Indonesia.

This continent is rightful Asian clay, the aboriginals migrated from Africa,

through India, then the Torres Strait Islands and finally mainland Australia,

they will be dead soon, and so will the white man.

Submit to your Asian rulers, sing the words of the Peoples Republic and you'll be allowed to live, albeit be a slave.
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>>59986969
Cuz of those fuckers
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>>59987041
Lol
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>>59987095
The culling comes soon
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>>59994164
>guns
>toys
Would trash but let's read on...

>when Australia is demonstrably superior in every sane.
Are we talking about the same people? Also sane, australians? Was that a typo?

>adult way that matters
So your opinion = adult.

>guns r bad
Thanks, fuck off to Australia.
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>>59992740
Nah that's India. Straya's the failing liver. Murica's the fat clogging up the cardiovascular system.
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Emus are in the highest places of government and they're trying to destroy white Australians.
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>>59994005
>I'll take this as satire

It's satire. Thanks for not being sure. I like to keep people on edge. Truth is (and you can see this in my other posts), Australia is a based country. Every Aussie I worked with was tops. Good people, beautiful country.
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>>59994645
The Banter is strong in this one
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>>59994544

Let's break it down.

Adult, sane metrics by which a society can be evaluated and ranked are easy to identify. I already listed them. Is it really mere "opinion" to say public health, public education and the environment are adult, sane measures? Apparently for you it is. How about life expectancy, per capita income, social mobility, rule of law and human rights? Also mere "opinion"? For you, yeah. By all of those metrics, Australia crushes Murica. Every economist and social scientist uses those metrics when assessing countries because they're universally self-evidently valued - with you being the obvious exception. For you, literacy is no more important to a society's well being that having access to guns at the drop of a hat.
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>>59996120
>sanity is public opinion and what I think
Well, that's great.

Although if I were to tell you everybody I know thinks somebody like you is a faggot, would that count? Or does it only apply to statistics for people who agree with you?
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The only profit there is in being born Australian is that you learn the phrase "no comment" at a young age and that's it.
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>>59989180
>muh guns
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This thread stayed alive way too long, and got way too many replies
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>>59998758
Here's another, Shylock.
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>>59998758
sure did. bump
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>>59997292
no comment
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>>59999604
Kangaroos can't fight back.
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>>59999841
>I've never seen a kangaroo
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>>59999841
Go punch one in the face then, all I ask is you have someone film you doing it is all I ask for.
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>>60000000
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>>60000632
I've seen over 10,000 at once
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>>60000632
A moose would kick its ass, no problem.
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>>60001340
Second thought, I would now like to see you punch a kangaroo in the face and fight a Moose at the same time, your a big guy right?
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>>59986969

The only thing I know about Australia is Viva Bianca's cunt.
I like it, its nice and well trimmed.
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>>60000000
Too lazy to find it.
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>>60001562
Sure, it's quite simple, just leave.

While you're gone, those animals are fighting over leaves or some shit. Both herbivores.

Man wins every time, especially when he has a rifle.
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>>60001340
>Australia
>home to 18 of the 25 worlds deadliest snakes
>muh moose
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>>60002008
Alright, the rifle for the Moose kill I will allow, however you must engage in hand to hand combat with the Roo as I specified... for my amusement.
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Calm down Hans.

Stop projecting because you lost both world wars to us and now have been forced to convert to islam and watch shit skins fuck your wife and children because the prophet did.

SHOULD HAVE FOUGHT HARDER
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>>60002226
>,muh sneks
A cat could
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>>59989034
we tried to get rid of them. everyone on /pol/ knows how that went
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>>59986969
Because Australia is still a Christian nation, right Ahmed?
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bump
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>>59996923
Nice strawman.
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>>59999604
no comment
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>>59986969

Okay germany calm down now m8
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>>59987471
>Australia would be better with less white people

Fuck off cuck.
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>>59987471
>racial and culturual homogeneity is a bit meh

What a fucking faggot holy shit
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GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE GERMANY
BE THE MAN YOUR FATHER AND GRANDFATHER WAS
BE A MAN
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