Why is Australia such an shithole?
The only problem with Australia is that it's all white british. Imo it would have been much better if the Dutch had a state, the French their part of WA, the chinese had the NT or something, all under Victorian/NSW administration.
I've driven all over Australia and it's a bit meh when every pub is the same with the same people drinking there
>all under Victorian/NSW administration.
the state that actually started using the american "happy holidays" bullshit because maybe some shitskins and fedoras don't like christmas
Its not our fucking fault mate, thats Melbourne. Its SJW capital.
Literally everyone outside of the city is white conservative, and we have this fucking city reaking of multiculturalism
It's alright, in it's way. I don't like deserts or beaches at all, but it does have a nice greenbelt, albeit a relatively small one, compared to what I am used to, anyways.
They're used to the heat there so it's fine for them, they probably consider our lands to be frozen shitholes.
Australia was a prison colony. Lots of prison rape in their ancestry.
Generally people in the lower social economic places have prison heritage.
People who are upper middle class came in the Gold Rush and set up businesses etc.
just an observation I've made.
Yes, there were two great exoduses from the British Empire.
In the first one, they got rid of all their puritan religious fucknuts.
In the second one, they got rid of all their talented, entrepreneurial and hardy poor and gave them a whole continent to fulfil their full potential. The result was exactly what you expect. Britain is boring, America is an extremist hellhole and Australia is a working mans paradise.
Emu have teeth? That's terrifying. Why do you allow these monsters to live?
>working mans paradise.
Too funny. You're not even allowed to own guns. Pic related: Got this a a dept store in about 15 minutes.
>such an shit hole
Such a shit hole.
I hate when you motherfuckers type my language wrong.
General rule of thumb:
"A" before words that don't start with vowels (a e i o u)
"An" before words that start with vowels.
You can own guns if you want to. Just not from department stores. Here's a pic from Google Maps near me.
Actually more convicts went to the US than Australia in absolute terms, though Australia has more convicts in percentage terms, and five out of the six Australian colonies were established purely as penal colonies because Britain could no longer send convicts to the newly independent US republic.
Yeah although we didn't get the heavy dose of puritans to fuck up our pioneering spirit.
And since they sent the biggest fuckwits in the army to guard us, which is why we ended up with the Rum corps & subsequent rebellion followed by a period of transition to being the greatest nation of the Pacific.
To add to this, 'the' is a funny word in the English language. When it's before a word that sounds like it starts with a consonant, it's pronounced 'thuh', but when it's before a word that sounds like it starts with a vowel, it's pronounced 'thee'; I make a distinction between sounding like it starts with either a vowel or consonant because some words, like 'honor', have a consonant as the first letter but we don't pronounce it, so it's like the word starts with the O.
Though from what I understand Germans can't pronounce 'th' in the English sense.
Also the a/an distinction in the post I originally replied to also applies to words with a soft consonant- it's been an honor to shitpost with Aussies, 'thee' Aussies are the funniest motherfuckers on 4chan.
Stop making threads like these. One thing I noticed about the Australian is that if one of them posts something THEN ALL OF THEM COME AND TALK SHIT TOGETHER. Like seriously it's a waste of time and space to make threads about them since they're so weak.
If you seriously want these fuckers to die off then don't even reply to them, but hey let's face it you made this thread to get them in here anyway.
You'll never see an Australian talk shot to an American because they alead know it's a lose/lose case.
Actually "honor" doesn't start with a consonant. /a.nor/ <-- That's how it's actually pronounced. No consonant.
It's written with a consonant grapheme at the beginning of the word, but you don't pronounce the sound it's supposed to represent unless you're a hypercorrecting cockney.
There's no such thing as a "soft" or "hard" consonant, only voiced and voiceless and neither apply here. The rule that /æn/ precedes only words that start with vowels remains true.
>type my language wrong.
Learn to use adverbs, you idiot. The irony is just spectacular. If you weren't American, I would have thought that you were trolling. And no, it's not *your* language. Why do I even need to explain this to you people? Fucking Murica. As proud as it is ignorant.
Canadians can own guns. They don't talk about it.
Americans can own guns. They fucking fetishize them, worship them, can't shut up about them.
If you think that another country is a shithole, despite the fact that it beats your country by virtually every metric there is related to quality of life, and only because you can't get guns there at the drop of a hat, then you might be retarded. Or Murican. No adult thinks like that. Kids think like that. Which makes my reference to toys apt.
ya mum lel
I'm clearly stating that English is obviously not your language. You realize that the English language comes from England, right? That distant nation that is not Canada? Is that too much too hope for, given your Murican education? Perhaps it is.
>Coming from a german
At no point did I value US over Canada for being able to own a firearm, US wins hands down.
I simply pointed out that your a fucking faggot who doesn't know the first fucking thing about Canada.
Fuck off to Europe.
Aussies are scary. Individually, that is. They're not organized well enough to pose any kind of international threat, I'll grant you that. But taken as individuals, they're as barbarous as niggers.
I'll take this as satire, otherwise I'll just view you anon as an absolute nervous wreck. Well what do you expect from a country known for saying sorry?
You can't possibly be this retarded. The "you" in my previous paragraph was in reference to the other anon who *did* argue that point, no *you*, who merely asserted that my reference to toys was not appropriate as a response to that other anon.
If that anon thinks that Australia is shit just because of their gun laws, when Australia is demonstrably superior in every sane, adult way that matters, then that anon is an idiot and a manchild who fetishes guns. If you disagree with that, then guess what? You're an idiot too. Move to Murica and jack off to your guns collection if you value them more highly than education, health care, the environment or any other metric by which Australia crushes the US. Deal with it.
By the way, I'm a fucking Canadian born and raised and who has lived in every major city across the nation. You're not a Canuck. You're a twat and a yank.
Australians are a disgusting group of people, and should be wiped off the face of the continent, preferably by China or Indonesia.
This continent is rightful Asian clay, the aboriginals migrated from Africa,
through India, then the Torres Strait Islands and finally mainland Australia,
they will be dead soon, and so will the white man.
Submit to your Asian rulers, sing the words of the Peoples Republic and you'll be allowed to live, albeit be a slave.
Would trash but let's read on...
>when Australia is demonstrably superior in every sane.
Are we talking about the same people? Also sane, australians? Was that a typo?
>adult way that matters
So your opinion = adult.
>guns r bad
Thanks, fuck off to Australia.
>I'll take this as satire
It's satire. Thanks for not being sure. I like to keep people on edge. Truth is (and you can see this in my other posts), Australia is a based country. Every Aussie I worked with was tops. Good people, beautiful country.
Let's break it down.
Adult, sane metrics by which a society can be evaluated and ranked are easy to identify. I already listed them. Is it really mere "opinion" to say public health, public education and the environment are adult, sane measures? Apparently for you it is. How about life expectancy, per capita income, social mobility, rule of law and human rights? Also mere "opinion"? For you, yeah. By all of those metrics, Australia crushes Murica. Every economist and social scientist uses those metrics when assessing countries because they're universally self-evidently valued - with you being the obvious exception. For you, literacy is no more important to a society's well being that having access to guns at the drop of a hat.
>sanity is public opinion and what I think
Well, that's great.
Although if I were to tell you everybody I know thinks somebody like you is a faggot, would that count? Or does it only apply to statistics for people who agree with you?
Calm down Hans.
Stop projecting because you lost both world wars to us and now have been forced to convert to islam and watch shit skins fuck your wife and children because the prophet did.
SHOULD HAVE FOUGHT HARDER
Because Australia is still a Christian nation, right Ahmed?