WE HAVE THE POWER TO PUT YEB AND CRISPY ON THE NEXT KIDDY TA

>>59983740
bumping for the greater good of America

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BUMP

>>59983740
Yeb is funnier when he's on stage with Trump though

>wanting Jeb to go away

But anon, this the the all fun all the time board.

am toasting

>>59983740
Cmon /pol/ just do it

just did it , I used a jew name too, that way the site since they are good fuckin goys will take heed quicker

>undercard debate
>jeb is missing
>empty podium the whole time
>little reference is made to Jeb being gone
>main event debate starts
>all candidates are at their podiums
>during the Star Spangled Banner, Jeb runs in with a podium he made at home of empty Guacabowle boxes, glitter, and red, white, and blue duct tape
>Jeb is visibly disheveled, eyes red, stubble growing in, shirt spotted with food or vomit, tie bunched into scrambled knot around his neck, under his unbuttoned collar, hair short and wild and grey around the temples like he cut it with office scissors without a mirror
>he places his own podium between Trump and Cruz, nearly shoulder to shoulder with the two frontrunners
>everyone is confused and embarrassed for him
>Jeb, on the verge of tears, leans over into Ted Cruz's mic and says "s-sorry I'm late, everyone... Sorry."
>Trump tries to comfort the clearly disturbed Jeb Bush, "Jeb, pal, please you're better than this. Come on."
>Jeb pushes away from him and pulls a small revolver out of his pocket and screams in a falsetto "NO YOU'RE A FAILURE DADDY"
>fires six shots, hitting nothing but studio backdrop and one round ricocheting off Ben Carson's giant championship rodeo belt buckle
>Trump doesn't even flinch, produces his silver plated, ivory handled Walther PPK from his extend-o sleeve quick-draw
>fires a single hollow point into Jeb's heart
>Jeb drops to the ground and loudly empties his bowels, shrieking and crying, begging to live
>security rushes over to find the round was stopped by one of the several Guacabowles in Jeb's suit pocket
>as he's lead away, Trump twirls his pistol on his finger, winks at the camera, and it quickly disappears down his sleeve
>Rand finishes Yeb off by shitting in a Guacabowle and smashing it in his face
>crowd, moderator, and rest of candidates give Trump and Rand standing ovation
>Rand/Trump elected with 101% of the vote (no one is sure how)
>Jeb spends most of his life in a padded cell, mumbling things in spanish

>>59985178
kek

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>>59985178

sent

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>>59985178
>Rand finishes Yeb off by shitting in a Guacabowle

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>>59985178

Make memes real /pol/

>>59983740

fuck no and miss out on all the keks from the Donald and Yeb

>The stage is set for the 6th Republican Undercard Debate.
>The candidates are Jeb Bush, Chris Christie, Carly Fiorina, John Kasich, and Rick Santorum.
>Someone is missing from the stage
>It is Jeb Bush
>theshowmustgoon.jpg
>Candidates now have time for Opening Statements
>First up, Senator Santorum
>Other candidates go through opening statements
>Finally, Governor Bush
>Bush still isn't back
>A loud, bellowing noise comes from behind the stage
>ENOUGH
>Jeb runs out naked except for his underwear and the Guacabowle on his head
>IF I CAN'T WIN THE NOMINATION, THIS WAY I'LL MAKE MY FAMILY PROUD
>Jeb pulls out a gun and begins firing
>Santorum uses his Dragonball Z powers to deflect Jeb's bullet
>Chris Christy's stomach launches Jeb's bullet back at him
>Jeb falls to the ground
>Out of nowhere, two white godly figures appear
>Wolf Blitzer in full panic mode
>Rand Paul and Donald Trump, the two figures, begin to attack Jeb
>Rand throws a fresh bowl of Guacamole at Jeb
>Trump strangles Jeb with his luxurious mane
>The two gang up and start beating Jeb until he is nearly passed out
>Columba Bush shits in a Guacabowle and chucks it at Jeb's face from the crowd
>Jeb lets out a scream of agony
>Out of the corner of his eye, he sees his father, brother, and family all laughing from the crowd >Jeb dies ashamed and naked

>>59983740
I feel like we should kick Jeb! off the debate stage, but then again watching Trump and Jeb go at it is fucking gold every time.

I came to help Rand, I stayed for the yeb memes

>>59985178
Kek'd desu senpai

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>>59985751

It's going to happen

I can feel it

Jeb will snap, and go totally institutionalized and medicated crazy

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>>59985178

Anyone have the video of jeb getting btfo by donald? You know, with all the air-horns.

Nah. Jeb can stay at the table. The BANTZ between Donald and him are too good. Crispey can stay too. Rand... hes too good for these people but he won't win.

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>>59983740
I AM SO SORRY

>>59986355
No, I think Jeb being sent to the kiddy table is the end game.

>>59986355
Why do you wnat Crispy Creme to stay?

http://laraj.ca/AGwiki/uploads/Fascism/America/James%20Mason%20-%20Siege.pdf

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JEB STORIES TIME

>>59986341
Well that'd odd. I'm having a tough time finding that on YouJewb now. They were put out by hot tolerance. Maybe you'll have better luck.

I'mm a go watch my saved copies now.

>>59986789
Don't you ever fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.

I would recommend changing it to
>Dear Sir/Madam,
>Please include the new national primary poll by The Economist/YouGov in your GOP Primary Averages in order to more accurately represent the state of the GOP field. Not doing so would represent a significant negligence: the choice to exclude the poll may unfairly alter the course of the Presidential race, as the RCP Average polling data for the 2016 Republican Presidential race is used by major media outlets to determine which candidates are invited to their debates.
>Thank you for your consideration,
>--a concerned voter

because the OP sounds korny af

>>59987113
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>59987626
great idea
do this guise

>>59987626
>inb4 someone sends it in with the >s

>>59987755
>not greentexting politicians

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GUYS JUST PICTURE JEB AT THE KIDDY TABLE WITH FUCKING FIORINA SANTORUM AND CRISPY AND SHIT

AN ENTIRE DYNASTY DESTROYED BY MEMES

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bump

Holy crap, this needs to happen.

>>59986341
>>59987070
It's unlisted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2KQHMc7E5M

>>59988338
good palis

i know alotta people here hate Rand. But we have always joked about memeing jeb out of the election, and this could be the final nail in his guac coffin

>>59987113
Succ muh dikk
Eat muh shitt
CLAP YA HAINZ ERRYBODY

>>59988439
?

>>59988464
this
DO IT FOR THE BANTZ

>>59988665
palindrome

f4660t

>>59988781
>>59988665
hahaha speaking of palis look at this one I just GOT

>>59988899

wonder who got this 8-digit pali
>>59988995

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bumping with pics from my random-access folder

>>59985178
hey, I wrote that!

YOU FUCKING THIEF

nah jk its cool

>>59985178
and you added a stupid line about Rand, not cool bro

EVERYONE THE RAND LINE WAS NOT ORIGINALLY IN THERE

>>59989828
tob keg
all credit to this anon
i liked the guaca shit touch though

>>59990083
what country even is that keg

>>59990165
who cares

>>59990083
Netherlands

>>59990290
>>59990165
tfw posting in a yuropoor-free zone

>ban assault shitposters

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>>59987113
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAA

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>>59983740
Who here /wearingtheirhoodie/?

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yuropoor free thread*

>>59985178
The sad thing is this is believable

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b u m p

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>>59999999
>>60000000
anticipating the ultimate gets of tonight

>muh 60 million :^(

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>>59985178
kek

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>>59985178

>>59983740
Put him in ththe oven

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i got bored and drew yeb

I'd rather have Jeb than rand. All jeb does during the debates is attack Trump and repeatedly get btfo.

>>59986355
Trump will give Jeb the bantz whether he's at the kiddie table or not

>>59991262
nice drawing

Jeb needs to be in the main debate. Trump smacking down Jeb is the highlight of the debates.

>>59991492
fuck u colombus, Jeb is a boring meme at this point

>shilling unironically for le guac merchant
>not wanting Rand

>>59991376
this. Also, with jeb gone expect Trump to target Rubio alot more, which imo at this point has the potential to be a danker maymay than Jeb

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>>59991262
You are a Great American.

How does Jeb Bush like his milk?

>2%

>wanting Yeb to siphon time from the God Emperor
Why

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>>59991735
ha

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bump to defeat the merchant of guac

>>59988888

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don't have many jebs, senpai. sticking to rare trumps.

Hell yes Yeb getting BTFO

>>59992761
here's that (You) you wanted

>>59988426
LOL everytime

>>59990083
it looks like a rat lifting its tail to take a shit

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BUMP TO BTFO YEB

>>59985178
Gut laughed at Jeb emptying his bowels

bumperino

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OP here, going to bed. KEEP THIS THREAD ALIVE! Someone copy and paste the OP into a new thread when it dies. Good night my fellow Trumpers and Randlets, together we shall BTFO YEB.

bump for liberty

bump to see yeb at the kiddy table, fuck the randlet though

GUYS WAIT
FOX NEWS DOES THEIR OWN AGGREGATING, THEY DONT GO BY REALCLEARPOLITICS
if the poll is valid, Fox will see it. However, Fox is allowing anyone in the top 6 EITHER in Iowa, New Hampshire, or Nationally on the stage. Jeb is comfortable in the top 6 in New Hampshire, so our dreams are dashed on this one.

Also, I can't find the poll you're talking about.
The most recent one from economist/yougov was from december 18-21, and it shows bush at 7 and rand at 6.

>>59995399
FUCK YOU DONT RUIN THIS
*hides*

>>59995399
*hides*

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VOTE FOR CHRISTIE OR PEOPLE WILL DIE

>>59996934
GET A WARRANT FATTY

*hides*

>>59996934
>I'd shoot down a Russian plane for no fucking reason.
Yeah no thanks would rather not go to war with the people who are actually doing shit to kill isis and other sand niggers.

How far back does Fox take its polls? If that PPP polls cycles out, and Rand beats Jeb in the next one, he's ahead in the national average.

>>59995039
Frustrating to see Rand at 7, nationally and in Iowa.

>>59996934
GET A WARRANT YOU FAT FUCK
*hides*