You are making out with pic related at the end of a first date

>>59979289
get her to blow me then never see her again

How feminine is her dick exactly?

>>59979289
fuck his boipucci

I titty fuck it, finish on the face, and leave

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>>59979289
Go home.

I wouldn't have gone out with "her" in the first place. I'm not into big tits and her face is irritating and unpleasant

>>59979486
kill yourself because of that purposeful misspelling.

>>59979289
Ask for the surgeon's contact and directly congratulate him for doing an amazing job.

>>59979289
bullet in head

his, then mine

>>59979289

Get it to suck my dick, while I slit it's through

The convulsions, and the gagging from all the blood, should make for one helluva a BJ

>>59979289
Wow, it gets even better!

>>59979289
>post-op
disgusting, go home

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>>59979289
Give her the BBC.
ALL white males must be submitted to the pleasures of the Black Cock of Sexual Sub-Saharan Gods.

>>59979289
Commit sudoku. Post pics on /b/.

Keep making out.

Only thing that changes is that she has to keep her pants on at all times.

Tell her she should have kept the dick, put my sunglasses on and drive home.

Something like that happened to my brother. He punched the guy in the face upon discovering he was a man.

>>59979394
This

Wonder how I got myself in that situation.
You guys need to realize that the more feminine a girl looks and dresses, the more likely they're a trap, at least when it comes to girls on the internet
>skirt, tight stockings, choker, tight shirt with bra straps visible
definite trap
>jeans, sweater with slightly loose t shirt
girl

>>59979289
>What do you do?
fake incoming phone call
excuse myself
buy some mouthwash
PROFIT !!!

not into penis or the mentally ill

>implying you cut off ur weenie so u are a woman

yea, no

>>59979289
>Singapore problems

>>59979467
>dicks
>feminine

Pick one

>>59979289
is the ass fat?

>>59979289
>she

Also

>making out on the first date

Absolutely Cancer

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>>59979289

not even trolling i'd rather she be pre-op if she were a tranny at all.

real vag > tranny p3n0r > fake vag

deal with it.

>>59979289

Drop a load really hard screaming "this is the best sex I've ever had!"

You fuckers know it's true, but won't admit it.

>>59979486
>boipu-ch-y

>>59979394
>>59979539
/thread

>>59979289
post op? dried up frankenpussy?

i was just a little sick in my mouth

I'd rather just see a dick desu, at least they are natural

>post-op

Dropped. If rather stick it in his ass instead of his horribly mutilated dick.

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>>59979289
Scream rape.

>>59980193

this

>>59979878
Essentially this.

>>59979394
/thread

>>59979289
Pretty much this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2LjwM3B688

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>>59980196

ask if she has a sister and then drive her home and explain that she is beautiful but you want biological children

then fuck her friends and younger family members that aren't trannys

>>59979289
ask her why she had to share that bit of information. then ask her if she wants to hear about my degenerate fetishes and see of that weirds HER out
>her
him whatever

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>>59979289
>What do you do?

this, probably

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>>59979289
Looks cute enough for some kissu and a blowjob (her blowing me, that is) t b h, however I have no interest in seeing whatever mess might be in between her legs, be it a shriveled up penis or some sort of medical monstrosity artificial "vagina"

Although since you say "post-op" I assume It's the latter?

>>59979878
Also this

Drop her immediately. If you've fucked more than one woman you've probably already came to the realization that they are very interchangeable and a dime a dozen.

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>>59979289
>she

>>59979289
bust my nuts in her stomach, then beat her up.

>>59980727
>her

come on, get with the program

>>59979289
Turn 360 degrees walk away

>>59980826
notwithstanding the pronoun the point still stands and works with any romantic love interest

>>59980826
Come on its 2016

>>59979289
I've fucked a post op tranny. Would do again

>>59979546
Thanks, Anakin

>>59979289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hcBCFpJdqs

Do what Ace Ventura did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2LjwM3B688

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>>59979289
Il fuck anything with a heartbeat

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>>59979677
>>59979789
>>59980413
>>59980437
>>59980575
>>59980727
>>59980806
>>59979394
>>59979467

>>59979289
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demograpic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expansive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo.

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>>59979289
>You are making out with pic related at the end of a first date and she stops you to tell you that she is actually a post-op tranny. What do you do?

Post-op?

How could you mutilate yourself like that!

>tfw no feminine penis

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>>59981104
faggot

I wouldn't mind even if she had a cock d; ^ )

>post-op

May as well just fuck an actual woman.

>>59979289
Fuck her until neither of us can move. Have a few more dates. Why? Cuz she is hot, and I don't care.

>>59979588
Nice. I like you anon.

>>59979873
You have never fucked on a first date?

WHAAAAT?!

Is this Anon for real? I'm far from Alpha, but, WHAT?!

>>59979603
So edgy. Kill yourself

Call police
Say it sexually assaulted me
Retro-actively withdraw consent

>>59982212
Nvm. She is post op. I don't want to see a mutilated penis.

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>>59979289
>What do you do?

Kill him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3rO2n2Rcjg

>>59979878
god fucking damn it, this website has ruined me, this fucker makes me diamonds every time.

>>59979546
>I'm not into big tits
What m8?

>>59979828
>>59979828
What does that say about our current state, that more men would rather look feminine than actual women.

tell her thats cool and look through an adoption catalog with her

>>59979546

>tits too big
>face too perfect
>skin too clear

2/10 would not bang

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>>59982317

That's right you little bitch, and when I find YOU. Here's what I'm gonna do to ya!

>>59979394
sadly this

reminder /pol/ can't tell the difference between trannies anyways so might as well take what you can get

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>>59979289
Source on girl is doroshina by the way

>post-op
shrug and keep going

Wat do?

>Jizz on Tiddies.
>Take picture.

Drop them off and then go home and cry.

Jack off later to the pics.

Cry again.

>>59982532
I have bad news for you then. You've always been a fucking faggot.

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>>59979544
Fuck, I probably would too.

Go home, brush my teeth, crawl into bed and masturbate to a woman who looks like her and has 2 X chromosomes on her 23rd pair.

Then sleep.

>>59979289
Kill it.

>>59984696
>>59979289

Wait is this really a tranny

HOW???

>>59979289
what is a post op tranny?

>>59979289
>doroshina


She isnt a tranny (thank god) she is a 19 year old Russian model.

>>59979289
>to tell you that she is actually a post-op tranny.
>post-op tranny.
Admit I don't understand libtard speak, and ask her if she has a vagina

Do guys honestly care about the women they meet having a feminine penis these days? It's 2016

>>59979289
Discreetly unzip my pants so that my engorging penis doesn't rip a hole through them.

I'd have to kill it to ensure that my enemies don't learn of this embarrassing misunderstanding. Nothing personnel.

>>59979878
Just fridge my shit up senpai

Proceed with fucking the shit out of "her"
Then again, I'm also assuming I'm slightly drunk, and very horny, and at that point, I won't care.
So long as I'm getting my dick wet (figuratively.)

>post op
Go home desu senpai

>>59979878
This confuses the penis

>>59986469
Means his dick is gone.

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>>59986301
Hah, no

OP just had to use a picture of an actual girl to make it seem more acceptable

>>59987277
MUH

>>59987449
NOT

>>59987699
A

>>59987732
KANGZ

>>59987732
SHITPOSTER

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OP, you tried to trick us with a picture of a real girl. But the bones never lie.

>>59979289
kiss her

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>>59979289
Tell him that he's not a hero and he's not allowed to drive.

>>59986301
Trannies are always noticeable
This girl is way too hot

>>59987277
FUCK SHE IS SO FUCKING HOT OMG MUH CANADIAN COCK FUCKKK.

>>59987956
Wrong unless "bones never lie" is limited to a medical examination involving x-rays. With reference to your picture, in reality there are men who have the feminne body "i" and women who have the masculine "i".

>>59986611
checked and checked
noice answer

>>59979546
>Boobs are too big
Are you even a real burger?

>>59979289
Laugh because that picture is of a real woman. Note the hands and facial structure.

>>59982532
>Tfw that's not /pol/s fault.

>>59979289
>post op

Literally worthless

I'd just throw her on the couch, jump on top , grab the hair , French kiss the mouth and repeatedly pump Xer tight gaping asshole instead

>>59979289
Get mad and beat the shit out of him cause I wanted a pre op

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>>59980890
>>59980890
>>59980890
>>59980890
>>59980890

degrees are hard aren't they anon?

>>59979289
Depends. How much have I had to drink? If I've been drinking this >>59979394

Otherwise, this >>59979394