HOLY SHIT /POL/ WE HAVE TO VOTE FOR HILLARY NOW
LOL Shillary is so desperate for votes that she's actually trying to attract /x/tards?
She is a pandering phony cunt, and probably an alien herself. This reminds me of her closing statement at one of the debates where she told everyone "may the force be with you."
Nobody's buying it.
>Vows to give the same government narrative about UFOs
If they are real, I think we all ready know as much about them as the federal contractors who leaked details have said, which isn't much and possible just disinfo, but it's still more that what the cunt will "reveal". Anyway, it doesn't matter, the CIA is planning on killing her because she is a walking cyber security risk.
She already has done that, literally thousands of times on record. Not so much as even charged. She is above the law.
That said, there is nothing that special going on at area 51, you can see the fucking thing on google maps.
Then she'd come out and say "the truth is that the government doesn't know what these unidentified objects are which causes much confusion when we detect them". So basically absolutely nothing.
Reminder that this potential leader of the free world thinks hard drive memory can be wipe cleaned with a cloth
bernie is /mu/ and /lgbt/
prob some other board but those two come to mind
(obsessed with 1 subject and project a false overall intelligence to appear superior)
A bit like highschoolers talking about politics when they get their info from 9gag
>announces speech about the truth
>amerfats all excited, gather around tvs like its stickball finals or some shit
>finally shillary approaches at the mics
>"Truth is we have no proof of UFOs so far"
master troll ebin xD
nice try shillary
Just going to be some Project Blue Beam shit.
>She gets elected for some unfathomable reason
>Announces a UFO press conference
>Everyone's excited speculating on how aliens are real
>She announces the truth is there are no UFO's or Aliens
All aboard the ruse cruse.
Oh wow! I would vote for her, b-but I technically don't exist anymore.
honestly you can look at all those quotes and people will still wonder.
But in truth they need not look further then NASA and president obama.
We launched a nuke at the moon. "to find out if there is water"
then said OK there is water! lets never go to the moon again!
I'm sorry what? the simple truth is we wanted to provoke them.
Option 1: Vote for Trump
Option 2: Vote for Hillary and get whatever's inside of the mystery box
This is gonna backfire if anything. Most people are uncomfortable with the subject of UFO's. They'd probably rather not vote for her because they don't wanna know, than vote for her because they do.
Mystery box, always pick the mystery box. If you don't you will be forced to wonder 'what if I got what was in the mystery box?' for all time.
With a cloth?
I'll tell you about the ayy lmao dudes. They are fucking tall, radiate some kind of light, scare the shit out of dogs and can leave you unconcious and with temporary blindness.
Also, we have shot at them and the bullets did not affect them.
>the truth about UFOs is that it was secret military testing for experimental aircraft, like everyone sane knew all along
>oh by the way I am cutting funding to the military for more welfare have fun
I remember her husband saying the exact same thing in like 1991.
And look at all the truth bombs he dropped, changed the entire paradigm of human existence I was like dude whoa dude whoa dude
>g-goys Hey g-goys i-if you vote for me I'll tell you all about the ayy lmao, y-you want to know riiiight.
Shillary trying this Fucking hard to get a vote
>reveal the truth
>truth is they dont know anything
i mean she never said she was going to reveal they were real.
>she tells the truth, big fucking press conference
>a lot of nothing bla bla bla ends up with "something might have happened but we aren't sure. vote for me again and I'll look into it."
It's like one of the shows where they try to find Ghosts and do cliffhangers before commercials, but nothing ever happens. If something did happen you probably would've heard somewhere else.
She's pandering to idiots that need to have the truth rubbed in their faces like a dogs nose to a piss soaked carpet.
Any "new evidence" that she will divulge will be information that is already publicly available and well known at this point. You are willfully ignorant and have terrible investigative skills if you haven't figured out that this phenomenon (whatever it may be) is 100% real.
Christ, Kaku can't even give his opinion on something without shilling himself
Requesting a shoop with Hillary as the driver.
Trump : Going to save America
Hillary : Will reflect with basement dwellers with tinfoil hats.
I can't wait to hear the news of her breakdown when Trump wins.
Its literally impossible for aliens to not exist,only a religious fundamentalist would deny this reality,most non batshit insane religious leaderships admit this like the catholic church.
Its a matter of statistics and the size of the observable universe.
>thanks to the american citizens, i am now elected the first female president in history, or in this case: "herstory".
>now, as i promised, i shall unveil the truth about ufo's.
>the truth is, my dear ladies and gentleladies, is that there none.
>thanks for voting, god bless, and shit.
/mu/tantalizing here, fuck bernie, I hate socialism and kikes.
I mean, when you think about it, we already have made contacts with aliens. Hell, I think one is running of President.
>Trump announces that he'll one up Hillary and the day of his inauguration reveal the truth about ayylmaos
>He wins the election narrowly
>The day arrives
>Trump takes the oath and walks towards the mic
>He gives a speech about America, to thunderous applause
>"But its enough about you amazing, wonderful people. I mean, these aliens that we've met? They're really good people. Theyre smart and they know how to take problems into their own hands."
>Trump snaps his fingers and a UFO appears in the sky
>it hovers down
>Several greys step out
>"Look at these little guys. I love them and I'm pretty sure they love me."
>mfw the earth gets accepted into the Galactic Union 150 years ahead of schedule
Trump owning poor little Jeb!!!!!!!!!!!
Trump destroying the Colonel Bernie Sanders in Iowa!
>Implying the "truth" isn't that we aren't sure if they exist
So the opposite, then? We know they exist? Kden. Truth revealed.
Touching Hillary Clinton video! LOL
you can do better editing this one with jeb in the middle
Oh yes she can do that while she's stealing a bunch of other confidential information.
Really now, I wouldn't mind that information, but I'm not that desperate for it. Besides, a lot of that stuff has been leaked already.
[spoiler]the truth is out there[/spoiler]
>holds press conference
>"the truth about aliens is..."
>rips off mask, revealing hideous lizard face
>"i am one!"
>secret service all rip off their masks too, pull out ray guns
>"now nobody fucking move!"
>secret service starts taking jewelry from horrified crowd
>"not so fast, bitch"
>hillary looks up in shock to see donald trump blocking the exit
>"you think you can stump me? we've been on to you all along. i have the best investigators in the world. you're disgusting"
>secret service opens fire on trump, who ducks behind cnn press. don lemon is vaporized
>hurricane katrina sneaks up behind distracted secret service agent, disarms him and takes out whole secret service
>trump takes the gun from katrina
>"p-please donald. i can go back. l-let me go ba-"
>trump blows hillary away with ray gun
>becomes emperor of america
This is pretty much how I see it going down.
kek, not that far off from the truth.
>nobody has even noticed this bitch has reptilian slit-style pupils.
>Hillary wins election with help of /x/tards
>calls press conference
>our findings show that they are simply stars that move or something
>thank you for putting me in the white house
>area 51 is just an airbase guys
>Thanks again, now I'm off to destroy the country
>fast forward to 2045
>God Emporah Trump has commissioned another settlement on Titan, now meaning that we have 2 settelments on every body in the solar system
>Greys have made themselves at home in our system, and as a result have shared their tech
> Militaries are now resembling a mix of spess mehrines and tau,
> every American(any citezen of our system) owns a ks23 grade weapon or higher
>America now looks to construct warp drives of their own,
> We do so, and begin our galatic conquest
>only Russian results which got nothing to do with the news image
Implying that every president is automatically entrusted with the full knowledge of aliens and recovered technology.
>I don't want to hear the truth because Hillary is a bitch
Good goy. Remember, UFOs don't actually exist and Hillary is just talking crazy.
I've actually seeing lights in the sky .. was quite bizarre
Orbs of blue and yellow light that would zip around and stop impossibly fast and shoot off at other angles before they'd disappear and other orbs would appear shortly after ( could have been the same ones I guess )
I'm /x/ as fuck, but I don't want the trump to be stumped. What do we do?
>"The Truth," Hillary began, "is that we are ALL aliens!"
>And with that, Madam President's glowed a lime green color and the air around her darkened perceptibly.
>All the lights in the room burst and began shooting sparks, audio recording devices began giving off keening wails, and the floor began to shudder.
>Hillary slowly rose, and rose, and rose, her basic-bitch UGG boots (navy blue, of course, she's the President after all!) doing a strange skittering dance as she levitated five feet into the air.
>She slowly began rotating in place, chanting in a curiously deep voice, "ALL IS DUST! ALL IS DUST!"
>There were no follow-up questions, but the press pool did let out a simultaneous ‘Ohmmmm’, as fire burst forth from the podium and the conference room ceiling flew away, revealing a midday night sky that had grown cancerous with blinking stars.
>The secret service then pepper sprayed and beat the hysterical press corps and hauled them off to Secret President Prison until they "calmed down".
I'M GARRUS VAKARIAN AND THIS IS MY RECTUM
You know, we talk shit about Bernie, but the only two real candidates are Bernie and Trump.
I want both of them to get the nominations because its what the people want, not the establishment.
>queen cover-up, the lying, hiding whore will expose and tell the truth
Anyone that's done remotely a little investigation into Area 51 that isn't full tinfoil hat knows what went on there. It was a fucking test site for experimental aircraft that perpetuated the lie that it had UFO's so that nobody would believe any potential leaked information.
>implying trump won't
>implying any revelations coming from hillary wont be establishment misdirection
i had to use a vpn to even post this holy shit.
I don't feel so bad about her possibly winning now
except god and his angels were actually aliens
The cloth comment was meant to be patronizing to diminish the serious implications of the question, and to make the question itself seem silly. Or to simply feign ignorance.
Hillary is one of the most irritatingly condescending people in politics.
So she's basically going to keep doing the same thing she's been doing, sharing confidential information.
>I have been the first lady and a part of Obamas cabinet
>I'm mentioning revealing this one thing
>So either I'm talking out of my ass and there's nothing to say
>Or I'm blackmailing you idiots to vote for me or else you'll never get it.
If i was president I'd have a monthly show where I share classified information on a variety of subjects
One month we'd figure out who killed RFK together, then the next we'd look into Iran-Contra then aliens
>will reveal truth about UFOs
You guys are aware of the fact that she will just pull a Barbrady, right?
TRUTH REVEAL ABOUT UFO's.
The truth is, we actually never encountered ufos. There i revealed what Hillary would.
I'd be waiting for the release of all the JFK/Marilyn Monroe sex tapes.
God she was gorgeous.
Most ufo's that people see are top-secret aircraft; often experimental, sometimes operational but not known to the public. Area 51 has no aliens or alien technology, it's just a highly secret base in the middle of the desert to test and fly such aircraft.
Before anyone says it, yes there might be some ayy lmaos flying around; I'm just saying a lot of the time ayy lmaos are a cover story.
sure she would
Here, let me break the classified highly secret truth to you: UFOs are total bullshit, nothing but cover for secret Air Force projects. The top scientists that aren't allowed to say anything all know that we are alone in the universe and that there is no other life out there, intelligent or otherwise. Deal with it, faggots. Or keep pretending that the truth is out there. It isn't and you are a fucking retard.
Her power level is over 9000!!
Vote for Scully, racemix with Piccolo!
Like she told the truth about bengazi or the emails?
You don't need to elect shillary I can tell you the ''truth'' right now
"The U.S. government has no evidence that any life exists outside our planet, or that an extraterrestrial presence has contacted or engaged any member of the human race,"
>Most people are uncomfortable with the subject of UFO's.
Are they...? Fuck, the general public are such a bunch of spineless cowards.
Honestly I think even if her droopy jowely face fell off to reveal a reptilian, she would still announce, "There is no evidence that any extra-terrestrial life exists."
Carter LITERALLY said the same thing in 1976.
Stealing ideas... pretty desperate.