HILLARY VOWS TO REVEAL THE TRUTH ABOUT UFOS IF ELECTED

>"Im going to unveil to the publish confidential data that I would go to jail for unveiling!"

lol, sure you would.

why can't she do that already...

she was first lady for 8 years and secretary of state for another 8, surely she had time to ask about aliens

>>59974368
>not knowing the truth

>>59974368
>>59974462

didnt Carter do the same thing?

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>>59974368
LOL Shillary is so desperate for votes that she's actually trying to attract /x/tards?

TOP KEK

>[reading comprehension]

>Guys, I just uploaded aliens.docx to my private server.
>Whoops, it got wiped.

>>59974368
>Hillary
>Truth
Pick one and only one.

>>59974462
You're right, doing something illegal worth going to jail for is right up Hillary's alley

She is a pandering phony cunt, and probably an alien herself. This reminds me of her closing statement at one of the debates where she told everyone "may the force be with you."

Nobody's buying it.

>>59974368

>DUDE AYY LMAO

Democrats are a joke.

>>59974368
>Vows to give the same government narrative about UFOs
If they are real, I think we all ready know as much about them as the federal contractors who leaked details have said, which isn't much and possible just disinfo, but it's still more that what the cunt will "reveal". Anyway, it doesn't matter, the CIA is planning on killing her because she is a walking cyber security risk.

>>59974368
MERELY SWAMP GAS

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>>59974368
>HILLARY VOWS TO REVEAL THE TRUTH

>>59974462

She already has done that, literally thousands of times on record. Not so much as even charged. She is above the law.

That said, there is nothing that special going on at area 51, you can see the fucking thing on google maps.

>>59974368
Didn't a previous president say that before getting elected?

We already know that they are experimental aircraft.

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>>59974678
;^)

>>59974543
Trump appeals to /pol/
Hillary appeals to /x/
Bernie appeals to... /b/?

>no source

Into the trash it goes

>>59974793
>experimental aircraft

You're in for a HUGE awakening.

>>59974832
bernie appeals to /mu/
bunch of pretentious faggots

Then she'd come out and say "the truth is that the government doesn't know what these unidentified objects are which causes much confusion when we detect them". So basically absolutely nothing.

>>59974368
very credible source there op
while I am sure this bottom feeder bitch will say just about anything to get in power I am also sure that reliable sources are a must first

>>59974806

How the fuck is she going to reveal anything if NASA already did it?

>>59974368
>implying they have any good info
She's just trying to get the /x/ vote

>>59974832
Everyone knows Bennie appeals to reddit

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>>59974578

>>59974368
by mail I guess?

>>59974897
>>59974832
/lgbt/

A bunch of delusional faggots

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Reminder that this potential leader of the free world thinks hard drive memory can be wipe cleaned with a cloth

>>59974832
bernie is /mu/ and /lgbt/

prob some other board but those two come to mind

(obsessed with 1 subject and project a false overall intelligence to appear superior)

A bit like highschoolers talking about politics when they get their info from 9gag

>>59974368
>gets elected
>announces speech about the truth
>amerfats all excited, gather around tvs like its stickball finals or some shit
>finally shillary approaches at the mics
>"Truth is we have no proof of UFOs so far"
master troll ebin xD

nice try shillary

>>59975027
So /b/

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>>59974368
Just going to be some Project Blue Beam shit.

>>59974368
>"The truth is that we know nothing. But thanks for electing me!"

>>59974832
bernie is /leftypol/ on oktochan

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>>59975184

>>59975122
>gets shot.
>everyone shakes hands.
>trump is now Emperor
>America is Great Again

>>59974368

>She gets elected for some unfathomable reason
>Announces a UFO press conference
>Everyone's excited speculating on how aliens are real
>She announces the truth is there are no UFO's or Aliens

All aboard the ruse cruse.

>>59974368
fuck, she has the /x/ vote now

>democrats pandering to minorities so hard they're literally going for the extraterrestrial vote

My fucking sides, what a joke

>>59974368
You could not make this shit up

>>59974462
>hillary
>going to jail

pick 1

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>>59974368
Thats kinda sad.

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Oh wow! I would vote for her, b-but I technically don't exist anymore.

They're demons

DUDE
AYY
LMAO

>>59974368
She's using meme magic to get the office.

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>>59975530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjmFm8PIz8M

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DUDE
AYYLIENS
LMAO!

>>59975080
Here is a more detailed list!

http://whatreallyhappened.com/RANCHO/POLITICS/BODIES.php#axzz3wEBfptpI

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>>59975557
Who doesn't these days?

She knows damn well that "aliens" are just the demons described in Christianity.

>>59974368
It's called pandering, jackass.

inb4 "Dunno"

>>59974368
we already know Hillary is a space lizard. She's not going to out her own. Anyone who falls for this is a sucker. She's probably going to try to pin everything on the greys.

>>59974368
Clinton is a liar.

>>59974908
Literally this.

>>59974806
honestly you can look at all those quotes and people will still wonder.
But in truth they need not look further then NASA and president obama.
We launched a nuke at the moon. "to find out if there is water"

then said OK there is water! lets never go to the moon again!

I'm sorry what? the simple truth is we wanted to provoke them.

>>59974832
reddit

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>>59974368

Option 1: Vote for Trump

Option 2: Vote for Hillary and get whatever's inside of the mystery box

>>59975189

this

>>59975384
kek.

It's a decent plan with X-Files coming back.

This is gonna backfire if anything. Most people are uncomfortable with the subject of UFO's. They'd probably rather not vote for her because they don't wanna know, than vote for her because they do.

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>>59975962

>>59974368
>truth is there are none! Woo thanks for your vote!

So dumb people will fall for it.

>>59974368
Why not reveal now?
Her husband was president. If there is anything to know, she knows it.

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>>59975962
Mystery box, always pick the mystery box. If you don't you will be forced to wonder 'what if I got what was in the mystery box?' for all time.

>>59974609
This
If she told me the sky was blue I would be inclined to look outside myself to confirm

>>59974368
Bill promised to do the exact same thing when he was running for president.

>>59976345
found the brain dead lockstep republican

>>59974368
HAHAHA. Perfect strategy if this is real. So she has some fight in her after all?

I think what Mr. Trump said about her is true though.

Then our politicians aren't so laughable after all.

>>59976533
Make fun of how >>59976473 but never did

>>59974368
SHE'S SO FUCKING DESPERATE

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>>59974578
With a cloth?

>>59974462
Wouldn't she just pardon herself?

>>59974368
wow, her desperation is showing.

>>59974368
The fuck is this, Kickstarter?

>>59974368
I'll tell you about the ayy lmao dudes. They are fucking tall, radiate some kind of light, scare the shit out of dogs and can leave you unconcious and with temporary blindness.

Also, we have shot at them and the bullets did not affect them.

>>59974368
Area 51 is a red herring
Its been one for a while now

DAMN SON SHE BE GETTING ALL THE JIVE YOUNG VOTE

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Hillary clinton with the book "Are We Alone?"

>She gets elected
>"Aliens don't exist you fucking retards, thanks for the votes"

>>59974368
>the truth about UFOs is that it was secret military testing for experimental aircraft, like everyone sane knew all along
>oh by the way I am cutting funding to the military for more welfare have fun

>>59974368
Bill said the same fuckin thing

Holy fuck she looks old

I remember her husband saying the exact same thing in like 1991.

And look at all the truth bombs he dropped, changed the entire paradigm of human existence I was like dude whoa dude whoa dude

>>59976979
Wouldn't that just be easy ammo for Trump

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>g-goys Hey g-goys i-if you vote for me I'll tell you all about the ayy lmao, y-you want to know riiiight.

Shillary trying this Fucking hard to get a vote

>>59977033
*dude, whoa

>>59974759
>the complex couldn't be subterranean
>google couldn't be under government order to show a perfectly normal-looking base at this location

>announces that she, herself, is an alien, and takes off her mask

>>59974368
she's lying

>forgetting what happened to JFK
No president breaks the ayy lmao non-disclosure.

>>59975306
Definitely this.

>>59974533
And Mr. Clinton, too. Both times they were basically told "we don't give that information to temps".

>>59974368
>I WILL REVEAL THE TRUTH ABOUT UFOS
>lol it was swamp gas, thx for the votes, gg no re

>>59977087
*dude, WEED

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>reveal the truth
>truth is they dont know anything
i mean she never said she was going to reveal they were real.

>elect her
>she tells the truth, big fucking press conference
>a lot of nothing bla bla bla ends up with "something might have happened but we aren't sure. vote for me again and I'll look into it."

It's like one of the shows where they try to find Ghosts and do cliffhangers before commercials, but nothing ever happens. If something did happen you probably would've heard somewhere else.

>>59974462
Never stopped her before.

>She becomes president
>Tweets https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OsRPWRJ7PY

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She's pandering to idiots that need to have the truth rubbed in their faces like a dogs nose to a piss soaked carpet.

Any "new evidence" that she will divulge will be information that is already publicly available and well known at this point. You are willfully ignorant and have terrible investigative skills if you haven't figured out that this phenomenon (whatever it may be) is 100% real.

>>59974368
Hillary wouldn't be breaking her promise if she revealed UFO's were weather balloons. Big deal.

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>>59974806
Christ, Kaku can't even give his opinion on something without shilling himself

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Requesting a shoop with Hillary as the driver.

>>59975962
the box

THE BOX

>>59976979

That's right. That's why she said it.

>>59974368
She has a history of this.

She was involved in conducting a shitty "investigation" in the 90's and nothing came of it.

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>>59974368
Trump : Going to save America

Hillary : Will reflect with basement dwellers with tinfoil hats.

I can't wait to hear the news of her breakdown when Trump wins.

>>59974368
>"i will tell you the truth about ufos!!"
>hillary wins
>"they dont exist" :3

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>>59976933
she looks bangable in this pic

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>>59977518
here you go anon

Anything she couldn't get Bill to sign off on when she was first lady is completely meaningless.

Why is she trying so hard? Doesn't she have a comfortable lead ahead of Sanders?

>>59976953
Its literally impossible for aliens to not exist,only a religious fundamentalist would deny this reality,most non batshit insane religious leaderships admit this like the catholic church.
Its a matter of statistics and the size of the observable universe.

>>59974368

My God she is desperate.

>>59977806
>tips fedora

>>59977763
I like it.

>>59974368
Illuminati confirmed?

Gosh if I was American I would think twice now about the voting.

Both Great America and UFO truth suits me well.

Nice rally you got there pals.

>>59977806
If aliens exist then God created them. Checkmate atheists.

>>59975588

"Angels"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgcXBqRPl4U

>we need someone to unravel this mystery
>get me the woman who said "with a cloth!?" when we asked her if she whiped the server in her bathroom

>>59974368
She's lying

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>>59974368
bullshit

>>59978118

Yeah

People have promised it before, and they haven't done shit about it when elected.

>>59974368
>thanks to the american citizens, i am now elected the first female president in history, or in this case: "herstory".
>now, as i promised, i shall unveil the truth about ufo's.
>the truth is, my dear ladies and gentleladies, is that there none.
>thanks for voting, god bless, and shit.

>>59978028
That's what the papists say.
>>59977958
>Say someting coherent
>*le fedora meme*

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>>59975107
>>59974897
/mu/tantalizing here, fuck bernie, I hate socialism and kikes.

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I mean, when you think about it, we already have made contacts with aliens. Hell, I think one is running of President.

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>>59976868

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>Trump announces that he'll one up Hillary and the day of his inauguration reveal the truth about ayylmaos
>He wins the election narrowly
>The day arrives
>Trump takes the oath and walks towards the mic
>He gives a speech about America, to thunderous applause
>"But its enough about you amazing, wonderful people. I mean, these aliens that we've met? They're really good people. Theyre smart and they know how to take problems into their own hands."
>Trump snaps his fingers and a UFO appears in the sky
>it hovers down
>Several greys step out
>"Look at these little guys. I love them and I'm pretty sure they love me."
>mfw the earth gets accepted into the Galactic Union 150 years ahead of schedule

>>59978234
I almost forgot about that whole P'lod scandal!
And Bill's revenge Bigfoot hooker

>>59974368
Obongo said the same bullshit, and never did.

>>59975107
>>59974897
>>59978303
/mu/ gets politic threads, quite a few Trump supporters over there; moderation is gestapo-tier though, and the threads get deleted fast.

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Trump owning poor little Jeb!!!!!!!!!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tGw0njfSvOo [Embed]

Trump destroying the Colonel Bernie Sanders in Iowa!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PNmgZW70kgQ [Embed]

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>>59974368
>Implying the "truth" isn't that we aren't sure if they exist

So the opposite, then? We know they exist? Kden. Truth revealed.

#Trump2016

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Touching Hillary Clinton video! LOL

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8LYAIOeWCf0

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>>59978417

>>59975751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XonDmh3W-J4

>>59976252

underrated post

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>>59978512
you can do better editing this one with jeb in the middle

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>>59978234
lmao

>>59974368
Oh yes she can do that while she's stealing a bunch of other confidential information.

Really now, I wouldn't mind that information, but I'm not that desperate for it. Besides, a lot of that stuff has been leaked already.

>trying this hard to get the /x/ vote

TOP KEK

>>59976933

Indeed. Picture was taken when Hillary made a trip to Rockefeller’s JY Ranch near Jackson’s Hole, Wyoming... to have a conversation about... aliens

Can aliens have sex?

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>>59974368]

[spoiler]the truth is out there[/spoiler]

If you want the know the real truth about the UFO problem read David M. Jacobs' research. He hit the nail.

>>59974368
so she'll admit she's a reptilian sleeper agent finally?

>>59978808
Ahhaha alien in the slammer

>>59978262
>Shitting on the catholic church for creationism, when it preached that there was life on jupiter for a time.

Did Hillary actually say this? I can't find it anywhere legit.

>>59974832
Trump appeals to 4chan
Sanders appeals to Reddit
Hillary appeals to Facebook?

>holds press conference
>"the truth about aliens is..."
>rips off mask, revealing hideous lizard face
>"i am one!"
>secret service all rip off their masks too, pull out ray guns
>"now nobody fucking move!"
>secret service starts taking jewelry from horrified crowd
>"not so fast, bitch"
>hillary looks up in shock to see donald trump blocking the exit
>"you think you can stump me? we've been on to you all along. i have the best investigators in the world. you're disgusting"
>secret service opens fire on trump, who ducks behind cnn press. don lemon is vaporized
>hurricane katrina sneaks up behind distracted secret service agent, disarms him and takes out whole secret service
>trump takes the gun from katrina
>"p-please donald. i can go back. l-let me go ba-"
>"you're fired"
>trump blows hillary away with ray gun
>becomes emperor of america

This is pretty much how I see it going down.

http://www.mediafire.com/download/8mkibd3gvictitb/UFO+abduction.zip

>>59975962
Wait... The Mystery Box could potentially have Trump!

PICK HILLARY, QUICK!

>>59978512
He's gonna get trumped.

wait, so hilary basically accepted that the US government has info on UFOs?

>>59975080
>Keith McMaskie stabbed 113 times

jesus fuck literally overkill

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>>59979214
kek, not that far off from the truth.

>nobody has even noticed this bitch has reptilian slit-style pupils.

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>Hillary wins election with help of /x/tards
>calls press conference
>our findings show that they are simply stars that move or something
>thank you for putting me in the white house
>area 51 is just an airbase guys
>Thanks again, now I'm off to destroy the country

DUDE ALIENS LMAO

>>59979404
Tbh she can just say "There is no aliens :DDD"

>>59978351
>fast forward to 2045
>God Emporah Trump has commissioned another settlement on Titan, now meaning that we have 2 settelments on every body in the solar system
>Greys have made themselves at home in our system, and as a result have shared their tech
> Militaries are now resembling a mix of spess mehrines and tau,
> every American(any citezen of our system) owns a ks23 grade weapon or higher
>America now looks to construct warp drives of their own,
> We do so, and begin our galatic conquest

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>>59976480
every time

>>59979551
Who is David Icke?

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>>59974368

>reverse search
>only Russian results which got nothing to do with the news image

>>59975080
Sure it could be that she's killing all these people and making it look like suicides, OR it could just be that they really fucking hate working for her.

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>>59974368
Implying that every president is automatically entrusted with the full knowledge of aliens and recovered technology.

>>59979769
>not understand how euphemisms work

He was clearly calling out the jews on their shenanigans without actually mentioning jews... it's pretty ingenious if you ask me.

>>59974368
no

>>59974368
But Trump already want to built a wall for illegal aliens

>Threatening to do something Putin already said he would do

http://www.disclose.tv/news/Russia_Orders_Obama_TELL_THE_WORLD_ABOUT_ALIENS_Or_We_Will/114053

>>59974368
>Clinton ever telling the truth
>Clinton exposing government documents to the public
what a conflicting story

ayy lmao

>>59974368

Did the latest stroke fry a little bit too much brain?

>>59975080
>Reminder that this potential leader of the free world thinks hard drive memory can be wipe cleaned with a cloth
Sauce?

>Pleiadian master race confirmed
>Aryan offspring are the master race

I can't wait

>>59979214
soo, saints row 4?

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>>59974462
>I don't want to hear the truth because Hillary is a bitch

Good goy. Remember, UFOs don't actually exist and Hillary is just talking crazy.

>>59974368
Bill wouldn't tell her? Cucked again Hilary.

>>59974832
Bernie is r9k no doubt hands down

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>>59974368

>>59974368
UFOs are not real. Every butt fuck retard in Africa has a camera in their phone and we never see more "UFO" sightings than normal.

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>>59980834

>>59974888
Ghouls?

>>59974543
>when trump shitpost something desperate and retarded for free marketing it's cool
>when hillary does it it's bad

>>59981181
probably more /soc/

>>59981258

I've actually seeing lights in the sky .. was quite bizarre

Orbs of blue and yellow light that would zip around and stop impossibly fast and shoot off at other angles before they'd disappear and other orbs would appear shortly after ( could have been the same ones I guess )

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>>59974543
it's 2016 we say zozzle now...

>>59974897
/mu/tant here. We despise Bernie. Most of the people who "support" him on /mu/ are shitposting, much like this board

It must've been easier to run before the internet created so many subcultures to pander to

>>59974368
Did she email that information to herself?

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>mfw its real

>>59981608
It was probably bullshit

>>59981707

If I wasn't with two other sober people I'd have been inclined to think the same

Probably some gubbermint shit

>>59974368
Let her she will be jfk'd right quick

>>59975123
I almost understood this reference, I know its related to UFOs and that it was some weird shit that happened and hard to understand so he wrote "Wow!"

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I'm /x/ as fuck, but I don't want the trump to be stumped. What do we do?

>>59981258
UFOS are not real

But they are, we just don't know what they are.

>>59981900
SETI

>>59981917
getting a long rate with Putin is more important

>>59982098
Thank you

Well at least if Trump doesn't get the nomination, I will have a reason to vote for someone.

AYYY LMAO

>>59974832
Jeb is /news/

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>>59974368

>"The Truth," Hillary began, "is that we are ALL aliens!"

>And with that, Madam President's glowed a lime green color and the air around her darkened perceptibly.

>All the lights in the room burst and began shooting sparks, audio recording devices began giving off keening wails, and the floor began to shudder.

>Hillary slowly rose, and rose, and rose, her basic-bitch UGG boots (navy blue, of course, she's the President after all!) doing a strange skittering dance as she levitated five feet into the air.

>She slowly began rotating in place, chanting in a curiously deep voice, "ALL IS DUST! ALL IS DUST!"

>There were no follow-up questions, but the press pool did let out a simultaneous ‘Ohmmmm’, as fire burst forth from the podium and the conference room ceiling flew away, revealing a midday night sky that had grown cancerous with blinking stars.

>The secret service then pepper sprayed and beat the hysterical press corps and hauled them off to Secret President Prison until they "calmed down".

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>>59974368
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/hillary-clinton-reveal-truth-ufos-7111722

http://www.inquisitr.com/2677974/hillary-clinton-i-will-reveal-truth-about-ufos-and-area-51-if-i-become-president/

AYY
Y
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LMAO
M
A
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I'M GARRUS VAKARIAN AND THIS IS MY RECTUM

>>59974462
the president can declassify any information at will

>Hillary Clinton said something so it must be true

>>59974368
>gets elected
>UFOs stand for Unidentified Flying Objects

>>59982313
I could see Bernie Sanders doing this.
>The truth is we are all Aliens. The White Man is in the U.S. illegally. Tyr Natives are the true Americans. #MarxismCurrentyear

>>59974368
Fuck off Trump will reveal the truth about UFOs, big foot, the Lochness monster and Reptillians when elected.

>>59974368
You guys are fucked, Trudeau won literally because of DUDE LMAO she's going to win now because of AYY LMAO

>>59982591

I never did get the free college everyone told me I'd get for being half native ... maybe the cucks will prep life for me.

>>59982591

You know, we talk shit about Bernie, but the only two real candidates are Bernie and Trump.

I want both of them to get the nominations because its what the people want, not the establishment.

>>59975107
/lit/?

>>59974832

Bernie is /lit/
Hillary is /co/

>>59982658
memes are backfiring on us.

If there were any aliums coming into our solar system we would detect them, since it's pretty much impossible to hide your presence in space.

>>59981625
zozzle

ZOZZLE

>>59982795
>>59982825
/lit/ has quite a few right wing posters

>>59974368
Yeah, then she gets elected and her emails on the subject gets erased mysteriously. Top kek

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>>59974368
>queen cover-up, the lying, hiding whore will expose and tell the truth

>>59974368
Anyone that's done remotely a little investigation into Area 51 that isn't full tinfoil hat knows what went on there. It was a fucking test site for experimental aircraft that perpetuated the lie that it had UFO's so that nobody would believe any potential leaked information.

>>59982937
>those eyes

100% reptilian

>>59982937
top zozzle

she must be getting desperate to pander to /x/

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>>59974368
>implying trump won't
>implying any revelations coming from hillary wont be establishment misdirection

i had to use a vpn to even post this holy shit.

>>59981625
What is that alliance to horde instead of horde to alliance for lol?

>>59978417
That's a billionaire body right there

>>59974522
Or.. she could just ask willy

>>59981056
>not having the full sized picture with the Jew baiting the reptilian with the world

>>59974368
>>>/x/

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>>59974368
I don't feel so bad about her possibly winning now

>>59974368
careful hilary

>be john f kennedy
>write to the CIA demanding UFO documents
>get shot 10 days later

>>59981478

this is beyond desparate, its autistic

>>59974368
>implying based Putin won't beat her to it

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>>59978028
except god and his angels were actually aliens

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>>59975080
The cloth comment was meant to be patronizing to diminish the serious implications of the question, and to make the question itself seem silly. Or to simply feign ignorance.

Hillary is one of the most irritatingly condescending people in politics.

>>59982890
Every board does. But /lit/ has a fair share of commies.

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>>59974368
So she's basically going to keep doing the same thing she's been doing, sharing confidential information.

>implying Trump won't do the same thing

He'd probably tweet about it honestly.

>>59981625
Forced meme is forced

>I have been the first lady and a part of Obamas cabinet
>I'm mentioning revealing this one thing
>So either I'm talking out of my ass and there's nothing to say
>Or I'm blackmailing you idiots to vote for me or else you'll never get it.

If i was president I'd have a monthly show where I share classified information on a variety of subjects

One month we'd figure out who killed RFK together, then the next we'd look into Iran-Contra then aliens

>>59981258
Why would ufos want to go anywhere near niggers?

>>59983249
No, it's BUR.

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>will reveal truth about UFOs
You guys are aware of the fact that she will just pull a Barbrady, right?

Excellent...she is getting desperate. She has no chance now.

>>59983872

So you'd be like the /x/ version of Mr Rodgers?

>hi there neighbours, today we're going to figure out if Hitler really escaped to Argentine

>>59974368
>implying we need her confirmation
>implying half of the government studies aren't misinformation
>implying decades old reports will do jack shit

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TRUTH REVEAL ABOUT UFO's.

The truth is, we actually never encountered ufos. There i revealed what Hillary would.

>>59983975
yeah it'd be all fun and games until we got to the martin luther king jr episode and aired the audio of all his orgies.

>>59980149
I think a more relevant point might be that of the last five presidents, only Bush I would have actually given a shit.

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>>59984261

I'd be waiting for the release of all the JFK/Marilyn Monroe sex tapes.

God she was gorgeous.

Lol Hillary just can't stop violating information security

I was a Trump supporter but I'm going to have to vote for Shillary now.

I gotta know.

>>59974368
Most ufo's that people see are top-secret aircraft; often experimental, sometimes operational but not known to the public. Area 51 has no aliens or alien technology, it's just a highly secret base in the middle of the desert to test and fly such aircraft.

Before anyone says it, yes there might be some ayy lmaos flying around; I'm just saying a lot of the time ayy lmaos are a cover story.

>>59984376
and the RFK/Marilyn ones!

and the possibility of the RFK/JFK/Marilyn ones I bet it happened they were madmen

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How desperate can she be?

Holy fuck, the thread on /x/ is alrady being shilled by a Hillaryfag.

Is she trying this for real?

>>59974368
Being this desperate, holy fuck.

>>59984668
t. cucklord

she's not gonna say shit
>pandering to /x/tards

>>59974368
Friendly reminder that JFK was assassinated because he tried to reveal the truth about UFO's

>>59974832
I'd say /g/. Bernie wants to take down the NSA where the other candidates want to give it more power.

>>59974368
lmao she just lost the christfag vote

>>59984702
We keep the cool shit under Archuleta mesa.

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sure she would

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYzRY2XpLBk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZqLlHRepSo

>>59975077
lolololol

/polgbt/ is a thing faggot.

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>>59977289

>>59974832
bernie goes to the reddit fags. more degenerate than /b/.

>>59974678
Implying Republicans aren't an even bigger joke

Here, let me break the classified highly secret truth to you: UFOs are total bullshit, nothing but cover for secret Air Force projects. The top scientists that aren't allowed to say anything all know that we are alone in the universe and that there is no other life out there, intelligent or otherwise. Deal with it, faggots. Or keep pretending that the truth is out there. It isn't and you are a fucking retard.

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>>59982455
We'll see about that

>>59986586
CIA plz go

>>59975962
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hb8MUsezbLc

>>59986872

>tfw Shillary gets Mossaded tomorrow

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>>59974368
Her power level is over 9000!!
Vote for Scully, racemix with Piccolo!

>>59974368
>pandering to the tinfoil vote

she's desperate

>>59978417
>>59978496
this is spam

Hillary at the bargaining stage

>>59974368
Getting desperate, eh?
Good, good

Like she told the truth about bengazi or the emails?

KEK


You don't need to elect shillary I can tell you the ''truth'' right now
"The U.S. government has no evidence that any life exists outside our planet, or that an extraterrestrial presence has contacted or engaged any member of the human race,"

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>>59976087
>Most people are uncomfortable with the subject of UFO's.

Are they...? Fuck, the general public are such a bunch of spineless cowards.

>>59977121

Honestly I think even if her droopy jowely face fell off to reveal a reptilian, she would still announce, "There is no evidence that any extra-terrestrial life exists."

>>59974897
bernie appeals to everyone

Damn she must be desperate

>>59983515
No. Most people there create threads just to shite on Zizek and other commies. It's almost at /pol/ level.

>Hilleraay Clinton

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Carter LITERALLY said the same thing in 1976.

Stealing ideas... pretty desperate.

>>59988489
everyone under the age of 25 maybe

>>59974832
Me

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>>59988831

>that webm

>>59981478
Basically...

>>59974612
kek

>>59977666
>I can't wait to hear the news of her breakdown when Trump wins.

Aren't we seeing this now w/ the ayylmao thing?

>>59974832
Bernie appeals to /mlp/

>>59974368

>vote for me I will reveal the truth about UFOs
>Thanks for voting me into office
>The truth is, is that UFOs do not exist
>Now lets talk about white privilege