You wake up and find yourself in the body of Kim Jong Un. A spooky hooded man tells you have 7 days until you switch back.
In the meantime your original body is in coma. You can speak and understand Korean fluently while you are Kim.
What do you do?
I fuck every good looking girl in NK
In these authoritarian dictatorships how far can you go? I mean could he demand a hundred teenage virgins lined up in front of him naked? Even though he's a dictator there are still rules and etiquettes that have to be followed to keep power.
Stay up for 7 days doing North Korean meth and fucking North Korean wagecucks.
I'd call my fat loser brother up and appoint him Eternal Marshall of NEETdom for the kingdom, and ask him which Anime is best for the peoples republic
Wait, what happens when I switch back to my own body, and the real Kim returns? Does he change everything I changed, or does he stick with my plan?
Liberate North Korea, stop censorship, make it pro-Western, start unification with South Korea. Then, on the last day, as I'm about to go back to my old body, jump off a really high building so that I return to my body while Kim dies.
Go back to /b/ necrophiliac.
Actually Mao did that.
If you die while you're Kim, your real body stays in coma forever.
The real Kim returns with no memory of what you did.
Just this one will be enough for me :3
Fly to america to collect my body because I live in bumfuck nowhere by myself and wolves would eat me by nightfall.
Then I would step down as leader and declare my comatose self the new eternal leader and reincarnate of Kim il Sung.
I would then over the next 7 days have Kimchi placed under trial and scheduled for execution the minute my body wakes up.
Broker peace with South Korea, do my best to modernize North Korea and un-brainwash everyone. On the seventh day, kill myself (Kim Jong-Un) so he can't undo anything when I switch back.
>spend the first 6 days fucking bitches and playing the best games on the best PCs
>on the 7th day declare war on china,japan,south koreea and the USA and nuke china and SK
>sit and watch as the world plunges into chaos
>the happening has come
No, but will he see changes in the policies? Or literally not realise that nothing's changed and continue zombie-ing into my policies?
Also, in the meantime, I'd be fucking Korean btches left right and centre, and eating like a fucking hippo
Accept Syrian refugees.
Promise them all the money and women they want.
Put them in labor camps as soon as they arrive. Make a couple say they love the place and get a dozen or so ready for the occassional show for tourists.
>I fuck every good looking girl in NK
False flag south korean attacks and use it as justice to attack south korea, call on world to recognize south korean brutality in a tearful tv appearance, use propaganda team to make sure images of dead and wounded north koreans are spread on the internet, warn USA this is a regional conflict and they should avoid getting involved and that there will be Russian and Chinese assistance for North Korea if they do.
In 7 days, United Korea under the Kim leadership, and write down my name on a piece of paper asking for citizenship and a high position in his government when I wake from my coma.
I'd try my best to not get myself killed.
Kim isn't simply an autocratic depot in the traditional sense. He needs to walk the line in order to appease the worker's party and the military.
I'd be terrified as fuck. I'd probably spend 2 days faking sick, and trying to get my bearings, and then play it by ear from there.
order a secret meeting for all generals, top aides etc...
Mobilize my super loyal body guards. Arrest all people in the meeting. Declaring that a large conspiracy to harm the people has been prevented.
Contact South Korea. Tell them that I want to become a protectorate of them for the time being for later reunification. Replace the purged generals with South Koreans. And tell the South koreans about the deal with the spooky hooded man once this has started - so they arrest you.
Prepare hours and hours of prerecorded speeches to keep the people happy.
Hope South Korea is smart enough to integrate North Korea in a soft way.
Hope China and the US don't go apeshit
Hope South Korea doesn't do a 180 and says fuck you - we don't need these poor mofos
i wear my clothes backwards and declare
to be the new NK national anthem
i do GLORIOUS LEADER things for the next couple days
i then surrender unconditionally to park geun-hye
I transfer half the wealth of the country to a random American, namely me, then declare best korea a democracy and surrender power, then leave the country to a remote island where when I return to my body i'm ritch bitch, and kim is cucked
>Act like North korea is a Cities Skylines Simulator.
>Unleash my Autism over the people by constructing monuments and top tier housing for the people of my petty kingdom and by creating jobs.
>Start negotiating with countries for trade and the unification of South and North Korea.
>Fuck a bunch of korean bitches and then donate a few million to my ''real'' bank account and travel to South Korea before Kim Jong Un wakes up and finds out he dun goofed.
Yes i'm boring.
so many stupid fucking noobs here.
>I would appointed myself as Supreme leader of NK... and fuck kim jong un blah blah blah
This thread was supposed to be used as CIA intelligence. You ass hats have ensured a NK planet takeover once those seven days are up.
>set up massive hydroponics buildings to grow food
>buy thousands of farm animals for breeding and consumption
>set up coal power plants
>hand out tablets and laptops
>create factory to manufacture weapons for military use and sales to American market