>WE WUZ INDIANS N SHIT
White girls cry the most delicious tears of all!
she is mad about being 100% white.
Its not fake, fucking lots of white women are like this, including my mother who is pasty pale fucking white with dirty ass blonde hair.
She pulled the "I'M PART CHEROKEE INDIAN" bullshit card out anytime she was losing an arguement, or trying to get sympath from people "now she uses the "my husband used to beat me" card to get attention, but I shut her down real fast by pulling my shirt off and displaying scars she and my father gave me, he would yell at her, he would be me, she would then beat me cause he yelled at her"
I forced her to do a DNA test to shut the fuck up and SURPRISE SURPRISE FUCKING 90% EUROPEAN!
All of our family knows we come from a buncha Irish and Scotts, but she wanted to be "a snow flake"
Shes nearly 60 years old, is in debt up to 90k and constantly spends money hoarding things, and is a child complaining about the world and her problems to people who have it worse.
She constantly talks about how shitty her life is to her friend, whose son is dying of cancer.
I love my mother but GOD DAMN I cant stand her
Would any of you have the balls to take that test? Eh? Eeeehhhh?
I would but it would reveal certain things that reptilians would hunt me down for.
>implying most remaining "native americans" are not white guys named Smith
I know it's hard to accept but it's the truth.
All they do is abuse their fraction of a percentage rights to poach animals and avoid other local laws.
>I'm the whitest person in the room
>americans claim this shit
It's unironically because native americans are a protected class. In high school, you're grasping at every little thing you can to make you eligible for a scholarship.
And native status just needs your grandpa to vouch if anyone asks. And no one officially asks.
That's why you see it so frequently.
100% Aryan here. Descendant of devout Lutheran German farmers. My town only spoke German for the first hundred or so years it existed. There was a lot of inbreeding in other groups so who knows.
>tfw i get my DNA truth done and I'm extra terrestrial
My grand mother would tell me her grandmother was Cherokee Indian so I expected to be a mestizo but kek
Literally the biggest lie in the world.
These "DNA ancestry" companies subscribe to the out of Africa theory(all but two that I know of) and put some % of nigger in everyone's results no matter what
Biologist here. DNA tests are complete bullshit. DNA is a fake molecule that the Jews made up in order to force whitey to take care of fatherless niglets and nigresses. In this way they can enforce multiculturalism and black-on-white cuckoldry by using DNA as their "master molecule."
Genetic information is actually stored in polysaccharide chains. The central dogma of molecular biology (non-Jewish version) actually goes something like this:
Polysacharide <-> RNA -> Protein
tl;dr DNA is a fucking jew molecule.
>There was a lot of inbreeding
......and there it is.
It's easy to forget what being white means if all you have ever seen is white civilization.
I recommend that they go and visit Africa, India or China - and not one of the nicer vacation areas, but one of the average areas.
You'll very quickly realize what being white actually means.
>maternal grandfather is a dirty half breed buffalo nigger
>entire family looks like Mexicans
>I look white
It's like hitting the lottery /pol/, why would anyone actually want to be a mutt?
I am like 95% white but have Chippewa blood. My dad is a blonde hair blue eyed redskin. It's kind of funny actually.
Apparently I have enough Indian blood for gibsmedats, because my cousin got into college on some Indian scholarship, but I chose not to respond when they asked for my race (and even my sex) because that's just how I choose to live my life.
I do actually have relatives that live on reservations, and that place is a shithole. However, they do nothing to try and fix the place, so I choose not to associate with Native Anericans. Too many of them are degenerate as fuck.
>no more classic 90s/00s springer
>why would anyone actually want to be a mutt?
Because they have never actually encountered those other cultures, so they can just cherry pick the good parts from them and then pretend that this is what it means to be X. (They could also do that while being 100% white but it gives their game of pretend more authenticity I guess).
It's also why the Turks in Germany who were born and raised here are way more insufferable than their parents who actually grew up in Turkey. They have no fucking idea what they are talking about when they claim how fucking great the Turks are.
it's not easy being a black man in a white man's world, muh nigga.
And If any of your daughters came home with a black baby, you would disown them. You might not dance about it, but you'd disown them.
Lie to me.
50% ashkenazi jew here
my dna test said my jew size was 5% middle eastern, 15% turkish and the rest eastern european.
The other half just says british isles which pisses me off. My dad was adopted so we don't know. I really want to know if he's irish or britfaggish. Given muricas demographics he's almost certainly irish but I need to know.
i had my gf take one of these tests, she's puerto rican. black, and cherokee, surprised to learn she was only 5% tho, she was pretty certain it would have said 1/8, there might be slight inaccuracies for that demographic due to low sample size
Oh I just saw your chart, I-i'm so sorry.
I'm Irish but look more spanish wavy long jet black hair, brown eyes and dark skin, high cheek bones and a strong chin.
I'm so afraid to get a 23 and me incase I turn out to be a nigger, I'd rather delude myself with the idea that some Iberian kek'd a paddy somewhere back along my lineage.
Race d-doesn't matter r-right guys?
>all these retards thinking dna testing tells the truth
It's literally worthless foc crossbreeds, we will look at it like cattle, when you cross a shorthorn with an angus, the calf will be 50% shorthorn and 50% angus. However if you breed two of these crosses together, the offspring can be anywhere from 100%shorthorn to 100% angus depending on what genes get passed on. Make a large number of crosses and obviously you will see more 50:50 than 75:25 and 100:0 will be incredibly rare, but the point still stands. DNA testing can only tell you what you are made of, not tell you that X% of your ancestors were Vikings or Jews or niggers
>However if you breed two of these crosses together, the offspring can be anywhere from 100%shorthorn to 100% angus
You might wanna look up why meiosis splits the amount of chromosomes in half and then rethink that statement.
I never got this. Being white means you can travel the world and have the trust of the native population almost every where you go. You can't do that as a shit skin. How is being white boring when you can go anywhere and do anything? You can follow any religion, philosophy, or speak any language. No one will care. You can go live in just about any country if you have an advanced education because most companies in non western countries value having an educated westerner. How is that boring?
I had a girl tell me once that when she traced her heritage back it was all just white people and that it "got pretty boring".
Liberal progressives confirmed for viewing Whites as the standard and non-whites as exotic mysteries and a topic of interest rather than people.
>How is that boring?
Because the people who believe in this shit are boring people themselves and just want an excuse for why it's not their fault.
It's the same as when you hear them bitching about how their is nothing to do in more rural areas so they have to move to a bigger town.
What they really mean is that they are unimaginative and need someone else to provide entertainment for them because they are incapable of doing so themselves.
>I'm red hair Mcpale fuck
>check it anyway
>selected in hiring
>got in fun pograms at school
>no one fucking asked ever because racist
Just lie dick squirts. Jews do it you might as well
Kind like John snow from Game of thrones just with darker Spanish/Italian coloured skin, my brother and mother are the same in colour yet my 3 other brothers and dad look like total potato heads.
My Nose is perfectly straight with no bumps, medium to small sized (no jew here)
I've been compaired with Colin farrell and Johnny depp.
I'm not bragging just trying to give you an idea of my facial structure.
It doesnt look nig or Jew so I just have to hope.
I didn't want to use 23andmeme so I went with familytreedna and pic was my results.
I guess I already knew the answer when I asked it. In all seriousness, what did white people do when they got bored? They wrote, they thought, and they created. They made culture. What did white people do when they became bored with the same culture all the time? The explored, conquered, and studied. They took to the world as if it were a wonderland, studying others cultures but still maintaining there own. I guess now that technology has destroyed both our culture and sense of exploration/imagination we have resorted to sticking ourselves to others like the false intellects we have become.
What happened was. She said her great grandmother was "full bloodied Cherokee" but actually wasn't. Her great grandmother was half black, part indian and part European. Indians bought a lot of slaves and would often mix with them. Many blacks in the US have indian DNA
Her great grandmother lied about being full blooded Cherokee probably because being half black in that era wasn't good for social prospects.
>does every single murican have a pint of cherokee blood
They were the largest Eastern tribe by far. They were also considered the most civilized which is why there was a lot of interbreeding before the Trail of Tears. After homesteading, there was an even greater amount of interbreeding due to Americans moving West into Oklahoma and Cherokees moving back East.