Dear burgers, you can't elect Trump.
Why ? Because in 2017, France will elect a new president and it's probably gonna be Sarkozy again. And who's Sarkozy's wife ? Carla Bruni.
And guess who schlonged Carla Bruni in the past (amongst many) ? Yup, Donald Trump.
I can't imagine a G8 meeting with Carla having two men she fucked (at least) in the reunion. That would be a shameful display. Especialy that Sarkozy is know to have a bad temper, is extremely insecure and jealous and even refused to meet Mick Jagger for the same reason.
I'm serious, burger-san. Imagine a meeting between the two:
> Mister Trump, I'm Sarkozy
> Tell me about the Merkel, why does she wear the Hijab ?
> I'll tell you about it but first here's my wife, Carla.
> Oh I don't think we need introductions, ahahah ! *slap Carla's ass*
> Oh mister Trump ! Be careful or my husband will...
> *nuclear launch detected*
>round of fisticuffs
I was talking about actual nuclear missiles. When you need heelpiece to kiss your wife, you learn how to use big weapons.
But let's be realistic, it mostly would be:
> Hello Mister Trump, I'm Sarko...
> I FUCKER YOUR WIFE ! BWAHAHAHAHAH !
> ... do you have to say that everytime we meet ?
>Sarkozy is know to have a bad temper, is extremely insecure and jealous and even refused to meet Mick Jagger for the same reason.
Sounds like Sarkozy is the one with the problem, not Trump. Maybe he shouldn't hook up with hand-me-downs
>The scandalous details of Bruni’s lovelife also reveal how she later pursued New York property tycoon Donald Trump, telling him that she would finish with Jagger if he dumped his fiancee Marla Maples.
>Trump said: “She was trying to get me to leave Marla, something I had in mind anyway, and she was using every psychological trick in the book. In the end, Carla became a woman who is very difficult to even like.”
If Trudeau was the US president and someone nuked the country, he would refuse to launch nukes back because "They already won, it's useless to make more victims".
You know it's true.
>And guess who schlonged Carla Bruni in the past (amongst many) ? Yup, Donald Trump.
>I can't imagine a G8 meeting with Carla having two men she fucked (at least) in the reunion. That would be a shameful display.
Well, living in England, I'd say nothing's as bas as England.
Canada is pretty cool - I love the nature, especially in BC. France got it's spots as well (cote d'azure).
So yeah, the UK is the biggest shitfest.
Donald Trump is:
> Good in business
> Has tons of money
> Popular amongst many
> Has a very clear set of ideas and beliefs
> a manlet
> shit at business
> poorer than his wife
> unpopular, even within his own party, only win by making himself the only option
> Will say or do anything as long as he get elected, will flipflop on command.
What they have in common:
> Will/have beat a woman in a presidential election
> porked Carla Bruni
I thought that the French have always been more "sexually open" than Americans. Like how Benjamin Franklin was ambassador to france and participated in orgies with the nobility.
So why would trump be any different
This is why manlets can't be leaders. They can't just be cool with the fact that other, notably taller, guys railed a bunch of chicks too.
I recently met my girlfriend's ex boyfriend. Yeah, I know, she sucked his dick a thousand times, he fucked her ass hundreds of times and they had kinky, degenerate sex...
But, you know, I'm having that with her now and I've had that with other women before... so it's not a big deal.
I can deal with that because I am 6'6" tall and thus have no insecurities.
kek he's a fuckin manlet faggot. sarkozy is going to sit down, shut his whore mouth, and look mad. thats all hes ever going to do. you french cunts are really fuckin stupid for electing that guy in the first place
>it's too much of a dishonor to have the president meet with another billionaire politician they banged
>it's not too much of a dishonor for your women visiting refugee camps at night to get spitroasted by aids carrying niggers
Ok we have:
> Hollande again
> "El Blanco" Manuel Valls
except this is France
> Alain Juppé
Presidents are supposed to survived for at least 5 years
> Marine LePen
Sadly being president is a real job
> Nicolas "please ignore 2007-2012" Sarkozy
And it's working
you know its also possible to do those things to a girl who isn't a whore, right? is it really impossible for a cuck to imagine an uncucked life
i mean sure bang sluts but theres no reason except desperation to treat them like ladies
now i get to make america great again and make frogs butthurt
this is truly a beautiful time to be alive
>not voting in this goddess
I always knew you were jew owned cocksuckers but this is ridiculous
dude, pretty much all the french presidents had affairs. If Trump fucked Sarko's wife, it will be nothing new. Besides, frenchies had always been degenerated since the days of the roman empire. Remember the Marquees of Sade?