> Mr. Farage was driving along a French motorway near Dunkirk while he was returning home from Brussels in October when a wheel came off his car, causing the vehicle to crash. Mr Farage was forced to leap over a safety barrier to avoid oncoming traffic, reports the Daily Mail.
“There was a huge section of roadworks with cars going back and forth on the same side of the carriageway. I suddenly realised I was losing steering but there was no hard shoulder to pull on to. I slowed down, put the hazards on and then one of the wheels came off. I jumped over the wall as quickly as I bloody well could to get away from lorries and everything”.
> When emergency services arrived to assist Mr. Farage, he was told by a police officer his wheel nuts had been deliberately unscrewed, suggesting the intention was to kill the UKIP leader by causing him to lose control while at high speed. Mr. Farage remarked that while police officers were used to single wheel nuts working themselves free without being noticed, for all four to do so at the same time was unheard of.
I've never donated to UKIP, but I did purchase pic related from their store, and put them to good use before the election.
>"Mr. Farrage, how do I activate the godmode cheat in real life like you?"
How isn't there more outrage about this?
This is a confirmed assassination attempt, and it's not a half-assed one like some nobody pulling a gun on him, someone had access to his car and put effort into making it look like an accident.
>assassination attempts grow more comical and desperate each time
>the 50th assassination attempt will be a jew dropping a banana peel infront of him because bombs, guns, snipers, crashes, sabotage, poison, setups, deorbiting the moon, useing 60 suicide jihadis and crashing 4 jetliners into him followed by an accidental launch of all nuclear weapons at his house all completely failed to kill him
I thought all British cars were shit except for new Jag? Royce was suppose to have stupid reliability problems to the point millions just put Japanese,German,American parts in them
I heard pre 60's were suppose to be ok also.
>farage steps out of the way of a falling grand piano
>then dodges a dropping anvil
>then steps on the banana peel and doesn't slip
>terrorists paint a fake tunnel on a wall
>farage drives through it like a real tunnel
>confused terrorists try to follow him and crash into the wall and die
someone please paste farrage's face onto the roadrunner
Or a ragekike and a farage head on this one
meme magic strikes again
is this the beginning of the next chapter in human civilization? the reconquering of wild magic by the average person, no longer a secret of the elite?
Have you seen the obviously fake or botted comments on the daily mail?
They're not even trying to hide it any more. The rest of the comments are 90% pro-farage - it's like being on /pol/
I wonder what wild antics Nigel will get into next week
>it was probably a white person
Our hero was killed by a white person.