Nigel Garage Survives "Assassination Attempt"

>>59944076
>Nigel Garage Survives "Assassination Attempt"

Nigel Garage Survives Yet Another "Assassination Attempt"

>>59945000

Assassination attempt aside, am I the only one who finds it odd that Farage drives an import?
tbqh, I always pictured him driving a large, luxurious Jaguar.

>>59945078
But British cars are shit. Unless you want to pay 6 gorrilion for a Rolls Royce

>>59945173
>73▶
>>>59945078
>But British cars are shit. Unless you want to pay 6 gorrilion for a Rolls Royce

sad, but true

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>>59944076
CAN'T BARAGE THE FARAGE

>>59944076


I just donated £10 to ukip for extra security
Donate to party which could tear europe apart
http://www.ukip.org/

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>>59945544
I've never donated to UKIP, but I did purchase pic related from their store, and put them to good use before the election.

>>59945652

are you the dude posted pictures of the whole street covered in UKIP stuff.

>>59945318
He's quite accident prone really

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>>59945802
Maybe.

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>>59946068
Yes goy....."accident"

>>59944076
>Dunkirk
Nolan is doing a movie about dunkirk. Coincidence?

>>59945000
Wasted

>>59946068
He's anti-fragile

>>59944076
so at this point this guy is basicly james bond?

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>"Mr. Farrage, how do I activate the godmode cheat in real life like you?"

>Car problem
>France
I'm seeing a pattern here.

>>59947371
These fucking eurocucks are trying their best to sabotage their opposition. Come the happening these people should be guillotined.

>>59947371

I'm more surprised he doesn't drive an S class Mercedes to be honest.

What kind of English faggot drives a Vulva?

>>59947371
>>59947716
So what will happen as a result of this?

Is it leftist kucks trying to kill him or the establishment?

>>59944076
>>59945318
Do the Jews want him dead that much!?

Doesn't /pol/ hate Farrage for being a non-naziboo pro democrat?

How isn't there more outrage about this?
This is a confirmed assassination attempt, and it's not a half-assed one like some nobody pulling a gun on him, someone had access to his car and put effort into making it look like an accident.

>assassination attempts grow more comical and desperate each time
>the 50th assassination attempt will be a jew dropping a banana peel infront of him because bombs, guns, snipers, crashes, sabotage, poison, setups, deorbiting the moon, useing 60 suicide jihadis and crashing 4 jetliners into him followed by an accidental launch of all nuclear weapons at his house all completely failed to kill him

>>59944076
Finally the fact that Brits drive on the wrong side of the road payed off. He was able to step out of the drivers side and hop a fence immediately!

>>59948342
Oh Christ I can't wait for someone to try and drop an anvil on him. Farage can replace the Roadrunner

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>>59948342

kek

I thought all British cars were shit except for new Jag? Royce was suppose to have stupid reliability problems to the point millions just put Japanese,German,American parts in them

I heard pre 60's were suppose to be ok also.

>>59948526
>farage steps out of the way of a falling grand piano
>then dodges a dropping anvil
>then steps on the banana peel and doesn't slip
>terrorists paint a fake tunnel on a wall
>farage drives through it like a real tunnel
>confused terrorists try to follow him and crash into the wall and die

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>>59948342

>>59948342
11/10, sides are gone.

>Garage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ3nZlcSjYc

Only British Chavs who're over 20 y/o will remember this shit

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>>59948342
>deorbiting the moon
fucking hell

>>59944076
>>59945318

How many times are they going to try to kill this guy?

>>59948342
If I had an online bank account, I'd send you over some cash to get yourself some milk and butter.

thanks for the kek's

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>>59948733

>>59948342
Farage is so unkillable he should star in the Next Cuck Wars movie

>>59948733
Topkek

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>>59949291
Pic related is farages suspected assassin

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>>59949452

kek
someone please paste farrage's face onto the roadrunner

Why would anyone want to put him out of the way?

He and his party were completely BTFO last year.

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>>59949579
Or a ragekike and a farage head on this one

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>>59949579
Or farage in his volvo into this picture

Wow

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meme magic strikes again

is this the beginning of the next chapter in human civilization? the reconquering of wild magic by the average person, no longer a secret of the elite?

>>59945000
hes like Castro but anti comunist, democratic, British and white.

>>59948891
Jokes on you: Garage was big with Belgian chavs too.

>>59947371
Have you seen the obviously fake or botted comments on the daily mail?

They're not even trying to hide it any more. The rest of the comments are 90% pro-farage - it's like being on /pol/

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I wonder what wild antics Nigel will get into next week

And of course it was probably a white person who did it

Fucking liberal traitor cucks

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>>59951508
>it was probably a white person

Probably, yes.
Our hero was killed by a white person.