In 5 words or less, tell me why you're supporting Donald

Because Rand will never be president, and Trump has a real shot.

>>59936058
This is /pol/...

>>59936105
>>59936164

Americans and Bosnians in charge of counting to 5.

he is America's last chance

>>59936058
white European solidarity

>>59936058
he's a meme candidate

Massive lefty asshurt

>>59936187
Rolling

>>59936058
dank wall building tekkers

>>59936058
He'll make America great again.

>>59936058
wall

>>59936255

bozniak pls

>>59936058
Will bring more Jobs/wealth.

>>59936058

Isnt any support of trump classed as racist?

>>59936187
Rolling for friend

Extreme entertainment and butthurt.

MASTER ECONOMIST

>>59936058

Taxes, remove dept. of education.

GET TO WATCH HILLARY ASS RAPED ON LIVE TV

>>59936058
No better choice

RUSSIA ALLIES

>>59936058
good with money and stuff

>>59936187
Wtf

MASTER NEGOTIATOR

Make America great again, cunt

I recruited him to take down NWO

Make America Great Again

>>59936058
We'll
Make
America
Great
Again

After the praise the black leaders gave him for his meeting with them, I'd say he will most likely improve race relations by leaps and bounds.

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Savage spokeswoman.

>>59936058

He'll make America great again.

>>59936187
rolling

>>59936058
i want a job

Will have kick-ass press secretary that won't make you want to punch TV screen.

>>59936058
He's fucking hilarious

He sounds like my crazy uncle instead of a marketing executive

His ideas are so shitty there's no possible way he could be lying about them

His mental image of America includes actual Americans and not just brown and asian people

>>59936058
because Hillary is an abomination

>>59936425
God forbid our children ACTUALLY LEARN?!

>>59936058
YOU BETTER BACK IT UP

>>59936699
>>59936699
>His ideas are so shitty there's no possible way he could be lying about them


ohh canada, go feed your refugees you silly cuck

>>59936187
rollin

>>59936187
ROLLING

>>59936792

There is also no way he could ever get any of them through Congress.

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>>59936840

>>59936187
holy shit, leaf

I'm self-employed. Less tax.

>>59936058
Hardmode: on.
He challenges [sic:the] political status quo.

Also I'd like to point out the following: Fuck off you shitcunts, "the" is an article so it doesn't count, I even put it in square brackets next to some fucking latin bullshit to point it out.

>>59936105

Because he is the goat.

>>59936792
>Build wall

There are already tunnels you stupid burger

>>59936187
Harmless roll

>>59936058
He makes America great.

>>59936187

I was gonna read them all and say "rolling for x" but fuck it, the roll will tell me who to read.

>rolling for dubs instead

He is the real life mememan

>>59936058
I'm not. Trump is a retarded meme candidate with zero chances of winning, no matter what you autistic faggots think.

>>59937077

>dubs
>Brooke

Looks like I won big boyz.

>>59936187
Rollan

>>59937153
No anal 4u bro

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>mostly nonamericans
ok then.

this gif pretty much says it for me

>>59936058
His economic policies benefit me

>>59936187
Here we go

>>59936058
He'll make America great again

>>59936187

Let's roll again.

>>59936058
Because he will bring forth the 4th Reich and eliminate the Jewish diaspora once that is controlling the USA once and for all.


God bless America!

>>59936187
meh, i'll roll

>>59937260

FUCK.
I got the trap.

>>59936058
Immigration's bad for avg citizen

>>59936932
that's a lot more than a 5 word reply

I'll vote for literally anyone but Trump. He's a blight, exploiting the majority of stupidity for his own ends. I'm not partisan, either. He's a false prophet. He might win, though, and we deserve it if he does.

let me tell ya
china is killing us
mexico is the new china
make america great again

>>59936187
rolling for chad

>>59936187
Roll

>>59937184


Friend, imagine this, there are two glasses of water sitting there, and you are thirsty and about to drink one. Glass A is clean with fresh spring water, the owner of the glass is begging you to drink from it. Glass B is full of water from a septic tank, with literal shit smeared around the lip of the glass so you can't drink from it without touching shit, and on top of this, the owner of the glass does not want you to drink from it.

Why would you ever choose glass B?

I love my country and want to see her last longer than a couple hundred years.

We're still small fries without a fucking clue on the world stage.
It's embarrassing.

>>59936187
Roll

>>59936187
Rolling for Jaylynn, dogs are rad.

>>59936187
Roll

>>59936187
Some actual decent picks in that list...r-r-rollan

>>59936058
Because he's the third anti-christ and I wish for nothing but death upon you all.

>>59937372
Mexican detected.

>>59936187
Rolling for Klara

>>59937422
Guess I can live w/ the muslim

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>>59937426
>tfw no Klara

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To make America great again

To watch liberals shit themselves

>>59937534
Lobotomized shill detected.

>>59936058
He'll shake up the system and not be afraid to say what he thinks. He'll make america great again.

If Katrina is am example of the people he'll keep around him I have faith.

>>59936187
Roll

The wall forces immigration debate.

>>59936058
better than hillary or bernie

>>59937405

m8 you're doing it wrong if you encounter shit during anal other than the occasional racing stripe.

>>59936187
roll for chad

>>59936187
roll

>>59937594
>big words
At least you won't press #2 for Spanish but you still have to go home, Juan

>>59936187
because fuck the pc!

>>59937340
"He challenges political status quo"

5 words exactly, rest were comments.

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>>59936058
Because he isn't racist and Liberal media tries to paint him that way? Enemy of my enemy is my friend.

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>>59937813
Great, got a fucking tranny..

>>59936058

cause the memes are dank

>>59936187
rolling for the drug stripper

>>59936187
Roll for Klara once again

>>59936187
i want to roll boris

>>59936187
rolling for chad

He tells the truth

>>59936058
define racism you fucking nigger

>>59936765
American public education system here is a joke.
South Chicagoian here, our teachers are about to strike again because gibs me dat and mo money fo dem programs. There's no point investing more money into a failed system full of niggers who are going to die from gun violence in 3 years anyways.

>>59936058
"free shit"

>>59936187
>5 word
Hes gunna build that ROLL

>>59937755
>believing that anyone's going anyway
Have fun with his Five Star Bullshit Plan, i.e., lining his pockets. Just blame it on the darkies when he fucks you in the ass.

Genius billionaire makes America great

I am not an American citizen.

What I don't get is this: clearly there is a sizable number of Americans who don't want more immigration, want illegal immigration to end and want illegal immigrants to go home.
How come trump is the only candidate in living memory who offers to fill this niche?
With everyone else, immigration is a given. Maybe there is more, maybe there is less but you *will* continue to get as many Mexican peasants as can cross the border.
Why is this? (Hard mode: not bringing up "teh joos!". I know right wing Jews and they don't want fucking Mexicans here either)

>>59936058
He practices what we preached.

>>59936187
>1822x6602
roll

>>59938054
No one else is going to do anything either. At least I get john Oliver butthurt with the deal

>>59936187
Rollin

>>59936187
Waifu

>>59936187
ay yo hol up

>>59936187
shameful roll..

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>>59936058

Because of things like this.

>>59936058
>To make America great again
5 words

>>59938187
>Why is this?

Its really easy. There's a gigantic clusterfuck of codependent parasites that benefit from open borders.

It benefits the people who HATE the working class, because it drives down the cost of labor.
And it benefits state politicians because it increases the voting power of their state, without those people getting a say in politics.
And it benefits the wealthy or is presumed to due to the whole "erase borders to double GDP."
And it benefits the professional victims because anything opposed to it is rayciss etc.
And it benefits the crooked Mexican establishment as well since they can export the down and out.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

>>59936187
>cons
>antisemetic and racist
lol

>>59938526

Peace & love, strength & honor nederkanker.

>>59936187
roll

>>59936187
Might as well

>>59936187
rollan

>>59936187
EDgy roll

4 yrs of epic keks

>>59936187
faggots.

Back to/r9k/

>>59936187
rog

>>59936187
Rawlin

>>59936058
He'll make America great again.

>not the first post
>some waifushit thread derailer thats not even as amusing as the dong expando chart

>>59936187
Madelyn plz

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>>59936058
1. make
2. america
3. great
4. again

that's less than 5 words

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

literally the only populist candidate who puts citizens first....only one who wants actual borders

>>59936058
Because he speaks the truth and I like his against the grain attitude.

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>>59936058

Trump will stump political correctness

>>59936187
give me something good niggers, its a new year

>>59936187
Roll

>>59936058
Build wall, remove Muslims, hurray.

>>59939643
>1. make
>2. america
>3. great
>4. again

>that's less than 5 words
Not anymore.

5. wall

>>59936058
He's Anti Political Correctness.

>>59936058
I would like a job

>>59936187
>will use all the hot water for her showers
where is this a thing? i'm not gonna move to a third world country with her

rolling for Tori, Madelyn, Jaylynn or Kayla

>>59936187
I love how this shit always derails threads

>>59936187
r0ll

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Wanting to keep migrants out so we can stabilize our own population and economy is not racism.

>>59939918
It's posted by Berniefags to stop Trump memes and discussion. Stop rolling for it or you'll be a Bern kike just like them.

>>59936058
He'll make America Great again
He's the greatest ally ever

>>59936187
roll

He supports Cliven Bundy. Alot.

>>59936187
Rolll

>>59936187
Rolllalal

>>59936187
Roll

Great hair for his age.

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>>59936058
> why are you supporting Trump?
> no racism
He wants to end income tax for people making less than $25,000 a year. That will do more good than raising the minum wage to $15/hr, because it won't inflate the cost of labor, leading to fewer jobs/hours.

He will deport illegal immigrants, and hopefully, heavily restrict the class warfare practice of importing labor on visas to dodge taxes, insurance, and other overhead associated with hiring domestic labor. Especially in IT fields, this would be huge to revitalizing this domestic market.

He would increase border security, and finally do the one that we needed to do since 9/11 -- which wasn't to implement a vast domestic surveillance state through the NSA, TSA, and DHS -- but do common-sense, simple measures to ensure the ingress/egress of the country was accounted for.

He would seek a pubhic healthcare solution that isn't broken and punitive like Obamacare. We might actually get some semblance of quality healthcare back, including the option NOT to buy health insurance, without a penalty. Obamacare is frankly the most idiotic idea anyone ever had, and no one in good conscience should have implemented it. If they wanted healthcare, go for a format that has been proven, like single-payer or even a public option. This idiotic idea was pure crony capitalism for the insurance sector, and it's galling that koolaid drinking true believers won't admit it or have any principles beyond the color of the president's skin.

A moratorium on Muslim immigration, and a tougher stance toward Islamist groups and states that sponsor them, including Saudi and all OIC states. Islam is a violent, terroristic religion -- something obvious to any1 who bothers to pick up a quran, study sharia, or read history.
it's critically necessary, for both the left and the right, to put an end to this PC culture cult once and for all. It's literally killing us.

There are other reasons I will vote for Trump, but these are the primary ones.

>>59936058
Wants america to be funny

>>59936187
rolling desu senpai

>>59936187
This is seriously the best way to destroy shit threads. I love it.

>>59936058
Because current year is 2016

>>59936187
roll

>>59936187
rollan

>>59936058
Well my choices would be Gary Johnson, Rand Paul, Jim Webb, then Trump as a fairly moderate Libertarian. I like Trump because he genuinely seems against the grain while being electable (unlikely Webb, Johnson, or Paul sadly) and if anything needs to go its establishment shills on both sides. I'll vote for whoever wins the Republican nom though because the absolute worst case scenario would be Clinton or Sanders winning.

>>59936058
He will negotiate favourable terms

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>>59936058
no more destabilization wars
no more exporting of US jobs
no more trade deficits
a break from professional politicians
a break from a politically correct white house.

He believes that the right to bear arms shall not be infringed upon
His tax reform plans are pretty solid
Plus I hate niggers and spics

>>59936058
Fuck muslims, refugees, and illegals.

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>>59936058
It's 2016, everything sucks, and guns.

>>59936187
Roll

>>59936187
Rollllll

>>59936058
is that how police dress in america?

Because His Wife is Slovenian

5 words

>>59940728
American English teacher expat detected
Couldn't find a job home, couldn't get laid
Moves to Japan, now he's big there! KEK

>>59937013

>We can't stop every leak so whats the point of building a dam?

Icenigger logic.

>>59936058

Better than Sarah Palin

(but not fucking much)

>>59936058

He actually says things Americans care about.

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He's got what it takes

>>59936058
gonna make america great again

>>59940728
Do you see a clearly identifiable badge or distinguishable symbol that they're an officer?

>>59936058
HE'S
MAKING
AMERICA
GREAT
AGAIN

>>59936058
Because Hillary is a dyke

Because have you seen our other options?

Even if he destroys everything at least it'll be entertaining.

>>59940995
Pretty much this, bottom line desu senpai.

>>59940922

America flag patch, weapons, and is that a camera?

>>59940130
Belgistan – The Multiculturalism Gambit Explained

http://nonalignedmedia.com/2015/12/belgistan-the-multiculturalism-gambit-explained/

>>59940624
> shitty guns for niggers and terryists.
> typical /k/faggotry
> not even your shit
> stock image from interweb
> prolly doesnt even own a gun of any description

>>59941150
That patch is required on all articles of clothing in America
Anyone can have weapons in America
Anyone can have a camera

self-funding. No special interests

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Everything else deserves to burn.
We might get lucky and Trump will be like a second coming of Andrew Jackson.
If we aren't lucky, the world will end, and everyone who deserves a rekoning will get one.

> tfw win/win

>>59936058
Illegals out, Islamists out.

>>59936187

ROLLLLLLIN

>>59936187
rollll

>>59936187
Why is this in this thread of all places

>>59936058
Rule of Law, National Security

>>59941179
>http://nonalignedmedia.com/2015/12/belgistan-the-multiculturalism-gambit-explained/
Just out of curiosity, if I asked you to prove that 9/11 was done by zionists/Jews/whatever, could you PROVE it -- not speculate, intimate, or give innuendos and suspicions?

Just want to say before hand, I'm totally open to having it proven, boom, smoking gun style. Is that possible, or is it 90% guesses and hunches like most conspiracy theories?

>>59936187
non degenerate slut please

>>59941413
It's how shills slide threads, posting some kind of roll macro. Works better than saging or anything else. Thread hits bump limit fast and disappears.

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>>59936058
It'll be a good laugh.

>>59936187
rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Every candidate sucks. Vote memes.

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>>59941489
The Jews did 911 to start the "war on terror" (war on Muslim countries needed by the Jews for Greater Israel) to begin the "Greater Israel" project.

911 SOLVED IN 2 MINUTES
https://trutube.tv/video/31767/911-Solved-in-Two-Minutes

Greater Israel - The Jewish Plan for the Middle East, The Oded Yinon Plan
https://trutube.tv/video/12630/Greater-Israel-The-Jewish-Plan-for-the-Middle-East-The-Oded-Yinon-Plan

NWO: Communism by the Backdoor Part 11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4FgrJpfNTU

The Zionist Plan for the Middle East
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article33220.htm

Bonus;
Why Are Jews Always Persecuted?
http://trutube.tv/video/1090/Why-Are-Jews-Always-Persecuted

>>59941489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mFOBHYnWDs

The only one not bought

>>59936058
he is the best man

>>59941210
Fuck you, I'm getting a Glock 19.

>>59936187
rooooolllin

>>59936058
Less illegals.

or how about

less muslims

or

more Wall

>>59936058
Memes tbqh senpai

>>59936058
He saves America and Europe.

Because I'm not murrican so I can't support him, I wish I could though.
Then again, I might have a different view on this if I lived there, because as an outsider, all I care is entertainment, and I'm pretty sure Trump will make USA entertaining to watch.

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>>59936058
PC CULTURE MUST DIE

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No party controls him

>>59936058
Only one to beat Shillary

People I hate hate him

>>59936058
Dosent bend to donors

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"Barry, you're fired"

>>59936058

US industrial protectionism.

Every other candidate sucking foreign dick to get donations and they will send them our factories.

>>59936058

Because Leftists must die violently.

>>59936058
He will deport the illegals

>>59936255
This

>>59936058
>Hardmode: no racism

How is that hardmode? I don't need "racism" to justify my support of the Donald, you faggot.

He's the only strong candidate currently running. He can't be bought. He shows true leadership abilities.
The other candidates can't even reach 1/4th of what makes Donald great.

>>59936058
So this country will grow some balls.

>>59936058
Because the government operates more like a business than people like to admit.
We don't need a golfing career politician we need someone who understands how to get people motivated and how to cut deals.
These plus build wall are the correct answers anything else is a shit tier response

>>59936058
Make America Great Again.

Only true meme magic candidate

>>59936058
Make America great again

>>59936058
Because he's put the fear of god into the political establishment and their cosy little globalist schemes.

They are trying to erase him. That means he's doing something right.

>>59936058

He'll make America great again.

>>59936058
He's an unapologetic nationalist.

>>59936058
To make America great again

>>59944852
Anybody but Shillary

>>59936386

Yep, left wing faggots make support of trump seem racist. Literal shit tactics.

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>>59936386
maybe in the uk. Here only college kids and faggots think you're definitely a racist for supporting him

>>59936058
So the apocalypse may begin

Only candidate that is speaking factually about the USAs problems and future

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>>59936058
because, they can.

ive been living under a rock. do the amerifats have to choose between trump and hilliary? seems legit

>>59945407
Where's Bernie, too.

>>59936058
Make America Great Again, Faggot

>>59936058
>he is against PC
>i agree with 99% of everything i heard him say
>he is unstumpable
also, racism

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Hillary is a muslim lover....she will have sharia crap shoved up our asses for years

also all establishment media hates Trump....there must be a reason

>>59936058
Best man for the job

increased tax pressure on outsourcing

Build. Wall.

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Cruz is his running mate

>>59936058
MAGA, faggot.

>5 words
Shouldn't it be more like 2000?

>>59936058
protecting our constitutional rights

>>59936058
Hilary wants war with russia, Trump wants to be their ally, and I don't think any other republicans have a chance at beating that old bitch in a general election. I'd prefer not to fight based Russia when we should be working with them

>>59937989
Underrated post

https://youtu.be/q7o7R5BgWDY

>>59936058
We need someone who isn't a politician.

Politician who will change everything.

I didnt say better or for worse
But guaranteed change
Madness is the same thing over and over again, so we are gonna let more politicians and people from DC fix what they haven't been assed to do for 20 plus years? I dont think so.

>>59936058
He will build a wall

>>59936058
Let's make America great again

>>59936058
Making america great again.
Bitch.

>>59936058
Will make SJWs cry.

>>59936058
THE WALL

Someone is doing the raping.

Because doesn't matter who's elected.

Make America Great Again

I'm not, your country's aretardedshitholeanyway

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No words needed

He'll make America great again.

>>59936058
I'll only owe $4,500 taxes

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Because I want to drink the tears of pure asshurt shed by liberals on social media and in my social circles.
Even better if Trump turns out to be a better president than Obongo. 4-8 years of tears.

I hate how America is now.
Fuck you I used six words but basically this country needs to fucking burn and trump is the one to do it.

>>59936058
>>59936140
This.

America, for the first time in decades will be bros with Russia. Think how fucking awesome and unstoppable you guys will be. Obama brought us to the brink of war over his "muh soviet" style treatment of the Russians.

Trump will be honest and blunt with all of the bullshit going on, with no political flowery language that leftists thrive on.

Also, Trump's resume is by far the best of all candidates for president.

Ivanka is a nice bonus too.

It's easy without Racism.

>>59951593

>America, for the first time in decades will be bros with Russia

Looking forward to this tbqh.

Armybro here. Finally we can be allies with a country that can actually fight anywhere in the world on their own.

The rest of our so called allies cant do shit on their own anymore. US Aircraft and ships have to do literally everything to get them into the fight.

Imagine 200k US + 200k Russians in Syria.

Good god

>>59936058

To fuck with everyone else.

>>59936058

He has already won

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

>>59936058
Perfect redpill control in media.

>>59936058
>Hardmode: no racism.

LOL, Racism has never motivated me in electing him.

He supports small businesses and wants to decrease the strict regulation on them to allow small business to grow like it did in the 90s.

He supports USA/Russia alliance to iron out any hostility we might have between each other (much better than warmonger Obama).