BIX NIG BIZ

Continue to observe, post pictures and funny stories here.

>>59826544

don't snitch

>>59826544
you report this to the local news for lols and so there is pressure on the prison to become tougher

>>59826626
Go with Starfleet here. Let him post more stuff.

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I acknowledge the importance by abiding by the law, but in this instance, if I report him to the authorities I believe it will disrupt my studies.

>>59826626
R A R E P R O X Y

live and let live anon

>>59826700

This. Let him post more, then when it stops becoming fun, report him.

>>59826626
t. LaDavion Jones

don't be a traitorous bitch imo.
If you wanna win against blacks you need to do it with honor.

>>59826626
underage

>>59826739

No I am actually on St. Lucia.

>>59826786
The US isn't Mexico senpai. "They" don't punish snitches. But OP is as bad as the nig nog if he snitches imo

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>>59826612
>>59826626
>>59826700

I'll go with your wise counsel. Thanks, as always.

I have made some progress on a few of my projects. I'm very proud of D'ino. Look what he posted this morning! He's been very receptive to red-pilling, but it has backfired a bit. He now believes he's a real Jew (Black Hebrew Israelite). During some of the Jewish research homework I sent him to do, he came across a site run by those black guys who think they are Jews, which cross-contaminated my efforts. But, he's otherwise doing quite well.

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>>59826626
well.
i am impressed.
saint lucia...

>>59826990
Holy kek.

>>59826734
English too proper

How are they falling for this?

>>59826881
I assume you are using because of CP, right?

>>59826990
Gg anon

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>>59826544
wait so you make fake facebook profiles and pretend to be someone you're not to converse with people you hate? Just how pathetic your life must be but you should still do it for the lols

>>59826544
Continue your research. Nogs get phones in prison a lot. They can just blow a guard or something.

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>>59826544

No, don't report him yet! With that phone, you have a contact on the inside now. You can now get knowledge on drug deals, prison riots....etc.

>>59826990
Oh wow

>>59826544
Such pioneering!
Truly a hero of our time.

SAMMY JAY!!!! Thank god you've returned!!! That stuff you posted last night was amazing.

Did anyone save screens of Sammy's thread from last night??

>>59826700
God damn, Starfleet made me lose it

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>>59826544
>Georgia Perimeter College
>Perimeter

I had to look this up to find out if it was funny name for the prison education programs or an actual college

>>59826990

Huh, I'm friends with this guy as well.

Makes me wonder how many black people on facebook/twitter are really 18-26 year old white males larping.

I've been pushing kwanza hardcore this year and calling anyone who listens to rap music an 'uncle tom' because 'the man' designed ghetto music to 'keep a brotha down', just like how the government 'pushed rocks and got them kids slanging now tey dont got no respect for they elders'.

Have had some pretty vicious back and forths with unknown rappers where I called one a halfie and he quit the internet.

>>59827094
I'd use my VPN to post here if the IP range wasn't blocked. It could be for CP for him. It's about privacy for me.

Keep him comfortable with displaying illegal activity on his facebook.

Perhaps you can eventually help to solve or even prevent a murder.

He wouldn't even get street charges for having the phone, no sense blowing your wad now. His biggest punishment would just be to lose the phone, which does you no good.

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>>59827094

local product, on phone, can't find pen to do time stamp.

>>59827455

My next project with my nignog horde is some kind of twitter campaign along the lines of:

"#WheresOurMuseum"

I want black folks to take selfies in front of the numerous Holocaust Museums in every city, and start a dialogue about how Jews get lots of museums for the holocaust, and blacks get very few for slavery.

Turning blacks against jews is crucial.

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>>59826544
Just an FYI, the inmate prolly got that phone in via a guard. I used to work with someone who was a prison guard, and she said you can get good money smuggling phones and things in, but you can also get arrested and put in there yourself for 5 years or so. If you can find out who is smuggling this stuff you can be a real hero.

>>59827650

Creative! Keep up the good work!

>>59826544
you should create a blog about your prison nigger adventures, but censor any photos/etc. that reveal the location of your prisoniggers.

think of yourself like an old fashioned National Geographic reporter for the modern world

>>59827486
Fair enough. Knew a guy who got busted for that so simply curious.
>>59827526
Thanks for the rare flags buddy. I was thinking about vacationing there.

>>59827724

I could tell our young inmate that I want to send him some swisher sweets or something of equal value, and then ask

"which guard should I send it to? I'll pay him money too"

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>>59826700
>>59827418
Ayy

>>59827849

This. Make a tumblr blog. Trigger the SJWs.

>>59827849

My facebook name for this profile is Jane Goodall (still says Sammy in some spots). I'm worried that was a stupid idea, as it gives away my intentions to some of the college level negrodites.

>>59827876

This. Do it and post results.

>>59826990
>I'm very proud of D'ino. Look what he posted this morning! He's been very receptive to red-pilling

top fucking kek

>>59827650
THIS.

Good luck, though, you're going to need it.

>>59827650

Okay, just remember tie it into reparations if you want commitment from the twitter horde.

Just the word 'museum' is enough to send most blacks on facebook to sleep. You tie it into free money and watch Deniqitious 'lil tee $get money$' Lavontine suddenly super keen on the concept.

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>>59827182
>not having sleeper accounts to more effectively cause mischief
>2016

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>>59826990
Oh shit

>>59826990
Tell him they believe in aliens like those stupid scientologists. That might get him to not so readily join the bandwagon.

Tell him they are controlled opposition meant to discredit the legitimacy of the black movement.

>>59827650

you should share this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfL1UzreWQY

>>59827876
Ayyy...but why would you wanna send him sumfin fo free? Also I think all guards who do that take money...otherwise it's not worth the risk.

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>>59827724

Do this op, find out who gave him the phone. Pretend like you're about to go in and want to know how he got one. Instead of fucking over one nigger fuck over an entire prison of niggers AND a rent-a-cop

>>59827650
>My next project with my nignog horde is some kind of twitter campaign along the lines of:
>"#WheresOurMuseum"
>I want black folks to take selfies in front of the numerous Holocaust Museums

Amazing.

Don't forget to tie it to BlackLivesMatter. It's perfect.

>>59826544
Don't snitch unless you have something really big. Keep your troll account going until it gets outed as such & make sure you can't get doxed if it does.

>>59826544
But what is your goal? Studying nig behaviour or to see how deep can you go?

>>59826990
This pretty much works to your favor anyways. He'll still have the same opinion of Khazars, and just think he's the real Jew.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2mXq5DkzSs

>>59826544
>continue to observe his behavior for science
this

you're doing God's work, OP

Drop a dime on dat nigga

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>>59827919
this is quite the dilemma number 1

I save all ST images but I hate redditfrog

Do you know his name and what prison he's in?

>>59828368
just a follow up, all whites, including Ashkenazim/Khazars are Edomites (came from Esau, the red faced and red haired brother of Jacob.

>>59826626
found the nigger

>>59828482
Also I mean to clarify that those are the Edomites to the Black Hebrews.

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Alright, I'm not a great propaganda artist and this was a lazy 5 minute attempt. Ive got lots of excuses.

Anyway, can someone give me advice on how to dress this up a bit? Draft attached.

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Never miss a chance to report a nigger.

The life you save may be your own.

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>>59826544
>-JANE GOODALL
>MFW

>>59827316
Thanks.

I can't find any of the stuff I posted last night. The Elkins family (family of the guy that shot the baby in the face a few years ago) deleted all of our conversations from their timelines so I lost it all.

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>>59829343

Nevermind, found it

>>59829514
L O L
>i aint sayin he a bad person just that he shot dat baby
NIGGERS LOOOOOOOOL

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>>59829343
your thread is still in the archives

>>59759397

>>59829514
Oh lord

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>>59829514
>maybe he shot that baby in the face cuz it was talkin shit

holy fuck

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I tried to make amends with them by trying to get them all to sign a change.org petition:

https://www.change.org/p/barack-obama-free-de-marquise-elkins

But, they were all super pissed off at me at that point, so they didn't sign it.

I broke the golden rule of getting too involved in my interactions with the tribe.

>>59829632
>>59829632
NOO YOU FUCKED UP YOUR DIALECT, IT LOOKS SO WHITE

>>59829814
I know. I goofed.

I don't have the dialect down naturally yet. I try to speak as if I'm an Ork in Warhammer 40k (pretty pathetic, but I'm quite familiar with that dialect), and that seems to be passing.

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>>59829810
>did not do nothing

>>59829914
Observe and imitate your host tribe, many keks to be had

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D'ino is seriously killing me with this black jesus / black jews thing.

>>59830137

I'm going to end his interactions with Gayle Wade Brown. He's filling D'ino's head with all this Endomite nonsense.

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>>59830137

I completely overdosed him on redpill and now he's gone tinfoil.

>>59830000
Quads of innocence

Sammy, I love your ridiculous threads so much. You make me giggle uncontrollably.

I don't even think you're trying to be funny. I think you truly see yourself as a modern Jane Goodall.

>>59830288
A notable, yet unfortunate, side effect.

>>59830288
screenshots of messages?

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>>59829632

>i assure you, i am not a baby.

my fuckin sides

>>59830288
Look at the names on that friends list.

>>59830288
>Porsche
>fineass
Thanks boss

wtf pol we got the chance to get this nigga put in solitary whats the number il call them, u bunch of faggots

>>59829514
sides: 404 error not found

>>59830476

>Fineass Tee

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>>59829514
>>59829632
Why do they use so many emojis?

>>59830564
My girl Fineass Tee is actually fine as hell. She'll flash her black tits and black pussy on facebook video chat too, which is awesome.

Oh ya so one thing I forgot to mention, is Jane "Sammy Jay" Goodall's pictures are all facebook pictures from a retired camgirl who went by Shyloh on "my free cams."

I've taken lots of Shyloh's captured shows, and edited them / cut them into bits so I can broadcast them over facebook video and look like I'm real. I loop it when she's just chatting, and I have separate files for when she does specific actions (ie laughs, waves, flashes her tits, strips, etc).

So if a not tells a joke, I switch the broadcast from chatting, to laughing. They see her laugh, and it looks real to them. They ALWAYS ask her to flash her tits, which I can do with the edited footage.

This is the way I'm able to control people like D'ino. Its my ace in the sleeve. I wouldn't be successful without it.

Keep us posted

>>59830832
What. The. Fuck.

You are the highest power level of autism. Holy shit, those photos are totally Shyloh from MFC. I remember she had huge tits. I used to fap to her videos.

>>59830832
You are incredible

>>59829914

Don't overthink it just type like a retard you'll fit in just fine

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>>59830832
Amazing, keep bating the nigs.

>>59826544

Snitch OP. Who gives a shit, it's just a filthy nigger.

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>>59830832
Amazing

Your autism is an inspiration to us all

give them a link to /b/

>>59830958

I'm pretty proud of my autism. I don't know if I explained my methodology that well, but the bottom line is, whenever these nigs want to video chat with me, they have the experience of video chatting with a real girl with huge tits (from their point of view), who will flash tits and do more on command.

From my point of view, I'm running a virtual webcam broadcast of a playlist of edited mfc camshows I've painstakingly produced. All from Shyloh (real name Samantha Janecki. I had to sneak into her facebook to get her real photos and not look like a cam whore). As I chat with the nogs, I'll cycle through the playlist I've made to fulfill their requests. "stand up and show me that booty" is one of the first things they ask for, so I only use Shyloh shows in which she stands up and shows her booty.

>>59830832
Truly a Dark Lord of Social Engineering

I bequeath all of my internets to you anon...
Inspiring

Sammy I'd marry you if I could. Keep up the good work.

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>>59830832

holy shit m8

absolute madman

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ayy

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>>59831258

lmao

>>59831131

If this doesn't end with the top of all keks then you should turn it into a documentary

>>59829514
My sides

>>59830832
>weaponized autism

>>59830832
Someone please screencap this.

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>>59831206

Here's an example of what the nigs see. I have to keep track of which nig has seen which edit, so I don't accidently play the same one twice.

All that shit at the bottom is edited out and resized so they don't see the mfc tags

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>>59830832

A god amongst men.

>>59828604
lol, that would probably work as is, but you should include some bullshit stats about museum number.

>>59831415
Good God Almighty
I've seen some elaborate set ups but you're in a League unto your own!
Holy Shit you are legit

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>>59831415

They like this one the best cause she shakes her booty. The only thing I can't do is voice. I've experimented with some programs, but they don't sound right. I always have to make up excuses about my mic being busted.

>>59830288
>fineass tee

LOL

>>59826544
Don't report him. This is a rare insight into the life of a prison nigga. You might not get another chance like this.

>>59830832
This is the next big thing on 4chan. What the fuck

>>59831530
ABSOLUTELY MAD MAN!

do you also cat fish girls on facebook are ig and make them send you ass pics?

>>59830832
>>59831131
>>59831415

SAMMY JAY
A
M
M
Y

J
A
Y

From this day you are to be called Autismus Maximus, the first Emperor of /pol/

>>59830832
Ayyy ... ain't nobody got time for that.

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>>59831376
holy shit i havent laughed so hard in a long time

>>59831530

you are not committed enough, start taking hormones and change your voice

>>59826990

SHUT IT DOWN

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>mfw reading about Sammy Jay's adventures with the apes

Tell us moar

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>>59830832
Holy shit dude I'd buy you a beer

>>59826544

HOLY SHIT THIS THREAD
AHAHAHA

We found our king!

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>this thread

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>>59829514
such a time to live

Sammy.... Are you Jewish? The complexity of your conspiring. I won't hate you if you're Jewish.

P-pictures of Fineass, please.

>>59831624
>the next big thing
>implying this hasn't been going on for years

This anon here's just one of the few who shares his tales.

>>59831624

Hey I want this to be the next big thing. There are plenty of camgirls out there with easy to edit footage, and tons of photos online.

Its the best way to infiltrate tight nit cultures. You could probably infiltrate ISIS pretty well with a few hot chicks who are willing to show boobs to arabs on the webcam.

>>59830832
You're a legendary AUTIST. A god amongst men. God speed anon

>>59831928
He's jewish.

>>59832046

This guy is right. People have been doing this forever to get girls on omegle to flash their tits.

My edits are more believable though. I've gone through hours of Shyloh's footage to isolate physical mannerisms, facial expressions, etc.

If the negro says something that would naturally make her uncomfortable, I can shift playlist to a slightly uncomfortable facial expression for a moment.

>>59829514
>maybe he shot that baby in the face cuz it was talkin shit

I'm in fucking tears anon

this is the hardest I've laughed in a long time

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>>59830832

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>>59826990
shnikes

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>>59832180
So what kinds of things have you learned so far? How did this start? And are you having more threads?

This is like the Sims 2bh. Nigger Sims.

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>>59830288

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>>59829914
>I try to speak as if I'm an Ork in Warhammer 40k

show us more please, this is amazing

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>>59832180
>I can shift playlist to a slightly uncomfortable facial expression for a moment

are you an ad?

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>>59830832

>>59830832
So this is the one they call 4chan

>>59832059
Try to cause a fight among prison gang members

>>59830832
Anon, you inspire me to troll harder and smarter, and I'm proud you're an American citizen, you crazy motherfucker.

>>59832180
Omegle, sure, I guess, but that's baby stuff. I mean shit like you're doing and beyond.

Nigplay was a fad that was big on /b/ however many years back, but I left it right before it started dying. It's good to see that some people are still playing around with it.

Now I'm more of a general practitioner in autism with more of a focus on jewry, infiltrating random groups of people and subtly sowing discord. One of my more proud moments would have been when I redpilled a feminist group, but I've taken easy prey before and broken up things like cosplay groups. 90% sure I've personally ruined shit for some of the chicks on /cgl/.

Nice work on the video stuff, though, man. I played around with it a bit, but I found it too much of a hassle after a while. I'm more talented at text shit and subversion over time than that, though, so it was fine.

I'm also not above blackmail and the like, but that's as much as I'll say about that.

Good luck with your nigplay, anon.

>>59828178

underrated vid...

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>>59829914
>I try to speak as if I'm an Ork in Warhammer 40k

>>59832180
Have any of your tribe ever wanted to meet you irl?

Anon you have my commends. I have never seen anything like this, I feel like I have been enlightened. Thank you

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>>59829914
>I try to speak as if I'm an Ork in Warhammer 40k

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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>>59832750
ABSOLUTELY SUBVERSIVE.

>>59832843
All the time. I'm continually deflecting their irl requests.

>>59826544
You are amazing and even my wife is enjoying your antics. Don't ever give up with your nigplay.

>>59826544

How does he charge the phone?

>>59826544
OP keep a very detailed log of all you do and all you learn.

Someday you will write a very popular blog or a book.

I'd buy your book

>>59833099
playing the ape: a journey of subversion.

>>59826544
Is there a way to donate anime to the prisoners and have these killers and gang members become otakus?

>>59833197
Fuck yes.

The backpage would be filled by reviews by Ben Garrison, Zim Zam, Chris Chan, God Emperor Trump, etc

>>59826544
dude they gave up stopping inmates using phones in prisons

I bet you most of them have mobile internet

>>59832932
What about the females?
Are they harder to deal with?

>>59832180
what are you using to loop and transition between the video clips?

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>>59826734
>KGB

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>>59833058
shit that's a good question. I'll let you know if I find out.

Anyone remember the time that pol and b were making a bunch of fake accounts, moving them to a random town in (Minnesota?) and planning to completely engineer a happening? What happened to that?

>>59833390
sounds like a lot of time, effort, and money.

>>59833390
If you are talking about the recent chimping out, some autismos went over there with guns, were attacked by ferals and one of them shot 5 people

>>59829632
i think i might make a fake acc and talk shit to black people for the fun of it, i hate my race

>>59833457
that doesn't sound like what they are talking about.

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>>59830832
>>59826990
Holy shit

>>59832932
What about the females?
Are they harder to deal with, since you can't use the white girl angle the same way?

>>59833385
You need to work on your nig speak. That doesn't sound too authentic. Spend some time reading the comments on world star.

>>59833348

It's all about how you edit. Looping without getting choppy is a challenge. For instance, if she is chatting, shifts her hair, smiles, and keeps chatting, you can't just loop that unless you've got about 3 - 5 minutes of straight chatting (at which point the average nig won't be able to notice the repeat). In order to not make it look choppy, you've got to look for points in the loop where it naturally transitions, and you often have to play portions of the loop in reverse so it doesn't jump from one frame to another with no transition.

Really hard to explain and I don't know that I'm articulating it well. Any open source video editing software will be able to do this stuff though. Filename management is a big deal too. You need to name files in a way that you can rapidly remember what is on that file when you shift playlist. If the guy waves at you, and you fumble around for 10 seconds looking for the "wave back" footage, your cover is blown.

>>59833385
You need work on your ebonics

>>59826544
This is next level trolling, anon. Nice work.

>kek'd at your nigspeak. Not that I could do any better, I'm white as fugg.

Please keep us posted with all developments. This really is amazingly detailed.

>>59833571
I know. I'm terrible at it.

I am playing a white girl who's trying to fit in with a bunch of blacks, so I think they understand that she would speak without authenticity.

>>59833590
i get it, video textures. what i'm wondering is, how do you flip from one mood or action to another in realtime during a conversation? just double click the video file?

>>59833590
There's a video effect, some kind of morph, that you can use to cheat it to splice together footage that you took a chunk out of. When it works, it's great.

>>59833643
Negresses don't talk like that. You use too much male slang.

>>59833643
Have you come up with a backstory for your character?

Omg this is soo funny, heil sammy master troll. What a great start to 2016

>>59826734
You know, in a way I envy them.

In the end, they are savage brutes with not a shred of honour in them nor particular robust minds....

But they do have the tribe, the family, in the end of the day, our tribes, our families, sold us out.

I suppose his is what people who are jealous of the care free, low function brains of chimpanzees feel like.

>>59831131
what do you use to display/switch to the files easily, manycam?

>>59830832
You are a courageous and dedicated man. God bless America.

>>59833701
ok I see.

I use a couple different programs, but mostly GOM player. The playlist is easy to navigate and click from file to file.

How do you keep them from noticing jarring cuts when you splice the clips? Wouldn't background and clothes change?

>>59830832
You are a god

>>59833853
cool, i'll take a look.

i'm a little surprised there isn't like a specialized software designed for this sort of thing yet

'i assure you i'm not a baby' was hilarious btw

>>59826734
>white girl in profile pic
Are you pretending to be a white girl so you can get pictures of bbc?

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>>59833058

I didn't forget about you, here's your answer (pic related).

I know I have terrible ebonics. My excuse is that I'm playing a white girl.

>>59833904
ladyboy, pls
>show pics of whores plox

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I haven't laughed this hard in years.

Tears down my face, snot all over and my sides in the stratosphere.

I salute you anon

>>59833957
Mein Gott

>>59833957
holy shit anon, you're chatting with a nigger in prison.

Wow.

2016 is shaping up to be a great year.

>>59833643

genius

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>>59830832
>>59830832
>>59830832
HOLY SHIT!! The force is strong with this one!

>>59833957
"I aint see none elektrik hole"
...holy fuck how are these people so illiterate

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>>59833957

>>59833957

Thanks!

I'm really surprised, I had no idea outlets were in cells... no wonder prisons cost so much fucking money,

what prison did he get sent to? im not a snitch i just wanna see how many violations he is breaking for using a cell phone in prison.

>>59834106
That my friend is anon trying to speak nig. Read the thread and witness this marvel of social engineering

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This is fucking amazing, godspeed OP.

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>>59833957
>L O L
Fucking niggers, i knew this one nigger who worked for my friend, he went to jail in chicago and he said you could get weed and herion in cook county jail, fucking merica LEL

>>59833957
prison cells have electric sockets?

>>59833957
>Jane Goodall, kek
In many ways you are the Jane Goodall of our generation.

>>59834113
>>59834268
Have you guys never watched lockup? They get TVs in their cells too, radios, all sorts of shit.

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>>59830137
>>59830176
>>59830288
>>59830832
>>59831131
>>59831415
>>59831530
This shit truly deserves to go down in history

You have my hugs anon. Lulz like these make it all worthwhile

The best part of this is that some day the real girl might run into one of these nogs

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>>59832059
Holy shit, we found a way to make 4chan rule the world through physical means.

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>>59834268
>17-year-old Lamonte Cathey of Englewood is a Cook County inmate. Cathey cost the jail at least $1 million in medical care after eating metal objects resulting in surgical removal and hospitalization.May 24, 2015
Prison in the U.S. is more expensive then you could possibly imagine to the taxpayer.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-million-dollar-inmate-cook-jail-met-20150524-story.html

>>59827946

LOL

>>59826653
YES YES YES
Bring down the hammer.

>>59834507
not yet sir he needs to hit a true jackpot.

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>>59833923

here's a shot of one of the playlists. The file naming convention looks a bit schizophrenic, but that naming convention makes it easier for me to remember what's on each file.

>>59834433
What did they do for punishment for costing the tax payers more then they will ever make in their lives? tell him that he is a bad prisoner and took away his milk and cookies and sent him to the timeout chair?

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>>59834605
Convince him to stab a guard.

>>59828178
>Muh 77 million native americans

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>>59833957
HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKING THREAD, I AM GOING TO DIE.

OH GOD DAMN

THAT GUYS WHOLE FRIENDS LIST ARE THE MOST DEGENERATE PIECES OF SHITS ON THE PLANET.

>>59834700
Holy shit.

>>59834606
Is that Winamp? I thought they discontinued development of it.

>>59834700
Don't. The last thing we need is for the police to get involved and have a /pol/ack arrested as a chimp wrangler.

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>>59833957

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I'll send this thread to John Hunna, I'll tell him everything and I'll tell him that sammy is a fat autistic guy, not a girl.

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it's hardly even current year yet and /pol/ has brought me to tears
thank you /pol/
and thank you based op

How does he charge his phone?

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>>59834832
Dude i am like crying over this thread

>>59827919
>six hundred years later
>niggers still mad about slavery
I liked him all the rest of the series, but why did he have to go full blown uppity nigger twice a season?

>>59835139
out let n tha wall nig

>>59834911
its GOM player. I used to use winamp, but the final version they put out had a lag as the playlist transitions, which causes problems in my operation.

>>59835083
>Texas white knighting
Why?

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Posting on epic thread.

>>59826734
Can anyone here translate Niggerese?

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>>59835083
Fuck off, Texas

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>>59827946

>>59829810
>golden
AY SAMMY JAY HOL UP HOL UP AY AY SAMMY JAY

>>59835083
If this happens I have lost all faith in 4chan

>>59835224
OP CONVINCE CAGED MONKEY TO STAB ZOO KEEPER, YOU KNOW FOR SCIENCE AND STUFF.

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Sometimes I like to throw in a comment that a white girl might not realize is inappropriate. Then the nigs message me and say "hey girl we gotta talk about that comment" and have me check my privilege.

>>59828178
seriously whats up with that kid. is it his first time in the city

>>59835427
The OP would get arrested for assisting an assault on a government worker.

>>59835468
more of these, pls, I'd love to see the butthurt

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>>59835468
Anon, you could probably get a job with the CIA with how elaborate you set up this shit.

>>59830832
BRILLIANCE
PURE BRILLIANCE

10/10 OP

>>59835270
Wouldn't this be blackknighting?

>>59835083
We don't know if hes fat or not.

>>59835083
This is probably the biggest reason that most of us don't share.

>>59826544

OP if you're still here, can you please please please use your persuading power to get the term 'BIX NOOD' used as a regular thing by them?

>>59827650
There is literally a black history museum under construction in Washington DC right now kek

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>>59829914

>I try to speak as if I'm an Ork in Warhammer 40k

My sides were not prepared for this.

>>59830832

Autists are God's chosen people

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>>59835764
ok, trying now but I don't really know how. jumped on this one too quick and im cornered. need more time to think about how to get it used.

>>59831530
I have some suggestions for this: Use Reaper and try to rout the mic. As FX, use the reaPitch plugin and tweak the formant and pitch up to get the voice you desire. There are other pitch/formant plugins you can try to use. Since you're dedicated enough, you could also do a script to slightly alter the settings from the plugin as there's input on the mic so it sounds naturally dynamic.

>>59833957
posting in epic bread

>>59835083
>op will just tell him that you're some butthurt ex

>>59835954
You're gonna blow your cover.

>>59835954
kek

>>59835954

In the context you're using it, sounds like it'd be used as something to be discouraged. So a sentence such as

"nah bix nood that shit i aint fuckin wit dat"

would work

>>59835635
He should cuck ISIS fuckers with similar tactics

Is CIA monitoring this thread?

GET THIS MAN A JOB

>>59836046
I think you underestimate how stupid they are, anon.

>>59835973
wow, thanks. will research. Having voice capability would drastically improve my performance.

>>59835954
also you're overplaying the ebonics, gotta be subtle, they cant spell complex words and abbreviate short words to numbers, the middle ground is either mostly correct or correct

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>>59830832
holy shit

>>59836085
I like, thanks

>>59836046
Well, if he does get his cover blown, he can always fuck with the prison guy and get him in trouble for the cellphone business

>>59836085
I never knew there were people skilled in deciphering ebonics.

Holy fuck this thread has brought out the anthropologists of /pol/

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here's all of last night's shenanigans

keep up the good work OP

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>>59836085

damnit, I'm going all spaghetti. I really need to work on my ebonics too.

There are literally tens of negro arguments on my feed right now, and I mis-clicked some white dude's conversation. I need to get sleep.

>>59835083

Nice thumbnail Texas

>>59836400
>> anthropologists of /pol/
>> "jane goodall" itt

I see what you did there.

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>>59833957
>up in dar

my sides

You should have a scapegoat account to further gain the nogs trust.

Have some dummy account say something stupid and call it out on your main account. Like samefagging bascially.

>>59836415

>fellas

Too much of a white term mang.

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my sides

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>>59835468
Have you ever considered doing this in a more productive manner? The lad from NZ had great examples, the potential for fucking with SJWs/The Far Left is large, and this method even has potential for weaponization in a political context.
[spoiler]Think: sex scandal framing, getting people to say something they usually wouldn't tell the public, ect[/spoiler]

>>59826990
this is the most incredibly jewish thing ive ever seen

good job

>>59836415
Delete the comment quickly if you misspost. Replace it by some other random post. The person will receive a notification that you posted on their status, but will only see the remaining post of you are quick enough.

>>59836579
This is a great plan, although it could backfire if you misplay your cards, as the community would get suspicious of other members if a troll is outed as such. Think well about it before going with it.

>>59836579

>samefagging url

Jesus, meme magic is actually taking over. To think, this is the kind of shit Jews must've been doing since the inception of the internet for gain and pleasure.

>>59835313
>>59835270

That's Chile being a bitch.

>>59834243
This isn't really news, jails are full of drugs. In fact, sending people to jail for doing drugs is probably the worst way to get them off drugs, because in jail all there is to do is lift weights, do drugs and fight.

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>>59836141
>tfw OP becomes a BBC loving sissy ironically

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>>59836404
>>59836415

This sounds fake as shit

I think it only works because no one thinks someone could put so much effort and the cam thing

>>59836141
Oh, another thing: Make sure to activate monitoring for the mic track, as that way you'll hear what you're saying with the effects

>>59836579

I've got a few other accounts, but I don't let them intermingle.

>aspiring female game developer

>Puerto rican college student majoring in criminal justice

>Middle manager CPA at Price Waterhouse, equipped with an entire family linked to his account.

>a Chad who goes to UC Santa Barbara, and is very active in the online ultimate Frisbee community. He's coordinated three games so far, but wasn't able to attend any cause stuff came up at the last minute. All three games went down though, and the participants seemed to have good things to say about it. I think one even resulted in a guy and girl starting to date.

>>59836745

I do somewhat. This is one of many accounts.

>>59836415
>sorry
sry
>shit
sht
>oh
o
>conversation
convo
>dan
den. misspelling and misusing "then" and "than" is also acceptable
ebonics is born of LAZINESS. simply cut out as much as u can an use tha smilys more gurl ;);):):):):D:D:Dd;d;:P:P:P:P:P

>>59835973
>reaper
pfft get a real daw and pick up Reason

>>59837000
How do you get past the mobile phone verification thing? Were they just old accounts you kept around or what?

>>59837000
You need to join the CIA and infiltrate ISIS or some shit.

Muslims love "Dat white wimmin", maybe you can work for the CIA and get ISIS to hand over their secrets.

>>59827650
Carefull goy

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>>59837000
absolute fucking legendary

get the good cows out, bessy, this niggers legen fucking dairy

>>59837000

how much time do you invest daily altogether with this social experimenting?

>>59837096
Hollywood Jews should make movies with this very premise

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>>59837000
>>a Chad who goes to UC Santa Barbara, and is very active in the online ultimate Frisbee community. He's coordinated three games so far, but wasn't able to attend any cause stuff came up at the last minute. All three games went down though, and the participants seemed to have good things to say about it. I think one even resulted in a guy and girl starting to date.
TOP FUCKING KEK AT THIS

>>59827650

Meme magic lol

>>59837000
checked
you're something else, anon.

>>59837000
Jesus fuck, you are a god among men.

>>59837064
I pay money... For a couple bucks you can temporarily buy a number. However, if I ever need to verify in the future, the account is lost forever.

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>>59837000

>>59827650
this needs to be started immediately

>>59837212
You are on dedicated autist. I salute you.

>>59837058
Reaper FTW. When I tried Reason I didn't like it. Then again that was like 4 years ago, and despite the fact it produced some great sounds, I didn't enjoy the workflow. Maybe now they have more features. Reaper suits my needs and has lots of great things, like OSC, scripting and also is quite cheap (to work legally, that is, since you can use it without paying and without restrictions)

>>59837000

I refuse you believe you're not jewish.

apply for any media company.

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>>59827650
This would be the greatest thing anyone from /pol/ has ever done.