As discussed in previous threads, I'm pretty deep into some nog business on one of my fake facebook profiles. I've infiltrated a number of nog tribes, and observe their behavior. On occasion, I interact with them and sometimes try to teach them about the world in which they live.
I've recently learned that one of my noglets has snuck a 4G enabled phone into prison, and is posting to his facebook from within prison. This is against prison policy, but the prison doesn't know.
Should I report him, or should I continue to observe his behavior for science?
-Jane "Sammy Jay" Goodall
I acknowledge the importance by abiding by the law, but in this instance, if I report him to the authorities I believe it will disrupt my studies.
I'll go with your wise counsel. Thanks, as always.
I have made some progress on a few of my projects. I'm very proud of D'ino. Look what he posted this morning! He's been very receptive to red-pilling, but it has backfired a bit. He now believes he's a real Jew (Black Hebrew Israelite). During some of the Jewish research homework I sent him to do, he came across a site run by those black guys who think they are Jews, which cross-contaminated my efforts. But, he's otherwise doing quite well.
wait so you make fake facebook profiles and pretend to be someone you're not to converse with people you hate? Just how pathetic your life must be but you should still do it for the lols
>Georgia Perimeter College
I had to look this up to find out if it was funny name for the prison education programs or an actual college
Huh, I'm friends with this guy as well.
Makes me wonder how many black people on facebook/twitter are really 18-26 year old white males larping.
I've been pushing kwanza hardcore this year and calling anyone who listens to rap music an 'uncle tom' because 'the man' designed ghetto music to 'keep a brotha down', just like how the government 'pushed rocks and got them kids slanging now tey dont got no respect for they elders'.
Have had some pretty vicious back and forths with unknown rappers where I called one a halfie and he quit the internet.
Keep him comfortable with displaying illegal activity on his facebook.
Perhaps you can eventually help to solve or even prevent a murder.
He wouldn't even get street charges for having the phone, no sense blowing your wad now. His biggest punishment would just be to lose the phone, which does you no good.
local product, on phone, can't find pen to do time stamp.
My next project with my nignog horde is some kind of twitter campaign along the lines of:
I want black folks to take selfies in front of the numerous Holocaust Museums in every city, and start a dialogue about how Jews get lots of museums for the holocaust, and blacks get very few for slavery.
Turning blacks against jews is crucial.
Just an FYI, the inmate prolly got that phone in via a guard. I used to work with someone who was a prison guard, and she said you can get good money smuggling phones and things in, but you can also get arrested and put in there yourself for 5 years or so. If you can find out who is smuggling this stuff you can be a real hero.
you should create a blog about your prison nigger adventures, but censor any photos/etc. that reveal the location of your prisoniggers.
think of yourself like an old fashioned National Geographic reporter for the modern world
My facebook name for this profile is Jane Goodall (still says Sammy in some spots). I'm worried that was a stupid idea, as it gives away my intentions to some of the college level negrodites.
Okay, just remember tie it into reparations if you want commitment from the twitter horde.
Just the word 'museum' is enough to send most blacks on facebook to sleep. You tie it into free money and watch Deniqitious 'lil tee $get money$' Lavontine suddenly super keen on the concept.
>not having sleeper accounts to more effectively cause mischief
Tell him they believe in aliens like those stupid scientologists. That might get him to not so readily join the bandwagon.
Tell him they are controlled opposition meant to discredit the legitimacy of the black movement.
Do this op, find out who gave him the phone. Pretend like you're about to go in and want to know how he got one. Instead of fucking over one nigger fuck over an entire prison of niggers AND a rent-a-cop
>My next project with my nignog horde is some kind of twitter campaign along the lines of:
>I want black folks to take selfies in front of the numerous Holocaust Museums
Don't forget to tie it to BlackLivesMatter. It's perfect.
this is quite the dilemma number 1
I save all ST images but I hate redditfrog
Alright, I'm not a great propaganda artist and this was a lazy 5 minute attempt. Ive got lots of excuses.
Anyway, can someone give me advice on how to dress this up a bit? Draft attached.
Never miss a chance to report a nigger.
The life you save may be your own.
I can't find any of the stuff I posted last night. The Elkins family (family of the guy that shot the baby in the face a few years ago) deleted all of our conversations from their timelines so I lost it all.
your thread is still in the archives
>maybe he shot that baby in the face cuz it was talkin shit
I tried to make amends with them by trying to get them all to sign a change.org petition:
But, they were all super pissed off at me at that point, so they didn't sign it.
I broke the golden rule of getting too involved in my interactions with the tribe.
I know. I goofed.
I don't have the dialect down naturally yet. I try to speak as if I'm an Ork in Warhammer 40k (pretty pathetic, but I'm quite familiar with that dialect), and that seems to be passing.
D'ino is seriously killing me with this black jesus / black jews thing.
I completely overdosed him on redpill and now he's gone tinfoil.
>i assure you, i am not a baby.
my fuckin sides
Why do they use so many emojis?
My girl Fineass Tee is actually fine as hell. She'll flash her black tits and black pussy on facebook video chat too, which is awesome.
Oh ya so one thing I forgot to mention, is Jane "Sammy Jay" Goodall's pictures are all facebook pictures from a retired camgirl who went by Shyloh on "my free cams."
I've taken lots of Shyloh's captured shows, and edited them / cut them into bits so I can broadcast them over facebook video and look like I'm real. I loop it when she's just chatting, and I have separate files for when she does specific actions (ie laughs, waves, flashes her tits, strips, etc).
So if a not tells a joke, I switch the broadcast from chatting, to laughing. They see her laugh, and it looks real to them. They ALWAYS ask her to flash her tits, which I can do with the edited footage.
This is the way I'm able to control people like D'ino. Its my ace in the sleeve. I wouldn't be successful without it.
Your autism is an inspiration to us all
I'm pretty proud of my autism. I don't know if I explained my methodology that well, but the bottom line is, whenever these nigs want to video chat with me, they have the experience of video chatting with a real girl with huge tits (from their point of view), who will flash tits and do more on command.
From my point of view, I'm running a virtual webcam broadcast of a playlist of edited mfc camshows I've painstakingly produced. All from Shyloh (real name Samantha Janecki. I had to sneak into her facebook to get her real photos and not look like a cam whore). As I chat with the nogs, I'll cycle through the playlist I've made to fulfill their requests. "stand up and show me that booty" is one of the first things they ask for, so I only use Shyloh shows in which she stands up and shows her booty.
Here's an example of what the nigs see. I have to keep track of which nig has seen which edit, so I don't accidently play the same one twice.
All that shit at the bottom is edited out and resized so they don't see the mfc tags
They like this one the best cause she shakes her booty. The only thing I can't do is voice. I've experimented with some programs, but they don't sound right. I always have to make up excuses about my mic being busted.
holy shit i havent laughed so hard in a long time
>mfw reading about Sammy Jay's adventures with the apes
Tell us moar
Hey I want this to be the next big thing. There are plenty of camgirls out there with easy to edit footage, and tons of photos online.
Its the best way to infiltrate tight nit cultures. You could probably infiltrate ISIS pretty well with a few hot chicks who are willing to show boobs to arabs on the webcam.
This guy is right. People have been doing this forever to get girls on omegle to flash their tits.
My edits are more believable though. I've gone through hours of Shyloh's footage to isolate physical mannerisms, facial expressions, etc.
If the negro says something that would naturally make her uncomfortable, I can shift playlist to a slightly uncomfortable facial expression for a moment.
So what kinds of things have you learned so far? How did this start? And are you having more threads?
>I try to speak as if I'm an Ork in Warhammer 40k
>I can shift playlist to a slightly uncomfortable facial expression for a moment
are you an ad?
Omegle, sure, I guess, but that's baby stuff. I mean shit like you're doing and beyond.
Nigplay was a fad that was big on /b/ however many years back, but I left it right before it started dying. It's good to see that some people are still playing around with it.
Now I'm more of a general practitioner in autism with more of a focus on jewry, infiltrating random groups of people and subtly sowing discord. One of my more proud moments would have been when I redpilled a feminist group, but I've taken easy prey before and broken up things like cosplay groups. 90% sure I've personally ruined shit for some of the chicks on /cgl/.
Nice work on the video stuff, though, man. I played around with it a bit, but I found it too much of a hassle after a while. I'm more talented at text shit and subversion over time than that, though, so it was fine.
I'm also not above blackmail and the like, but that's as much as I'll say about that.
Good luck with your nigplay, anon.
>I try to speak as if I'm an Ork in Warhammer 40k
>I try to speak as if I'm an Ork in Warhammer 40k
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
shit that's a good question. I'll let you know if I find out.
Anyone remember the time that pol and b were making a bunch of fake accounts, moving them to a random town in (Minnesota?) and planning to completely engineer a happening? What happened to that?
It's all about how you edit. Looping without getting choppy is a challenge. For instance, if she is chatting, shifts her hair, smiles, and keeps chatting, you can't just loop that unless you've got about 3 - 5 minutes of straight chatting (at which point the average nig won't be able to notice the repeat). In order to not make it look choppy, you've got to look for points in the loop where it naturally transitions, and you often have to play portions of the loop in reverse so it doesn't jump from one frame to another with no transition.
Really hard to explain and I don't know that I'm articulating it well. Any open source video editing software will be able to do this stuff though. Filename management is a big deal too. You need to name files in a way that you can rapidly remember what is on that file when you shift playlist. If the guy waves at you, and you fumble around for 10 seconds looking for the "wave back" footage, your cover is blown.
This is next level trolling, anon. Nice work.
>kek'd at your nigspeak. Not that I could do any better, I'm white as fugg.
Please keep us posted with all developments. This really is amazingly detailed.
You know, in a way I envy them.
In the end, they are savage brutes with not a shred of honour in them nor particular robust minds....
But they do have the tribe, the family, in the end of the day, our tribes, our families, sold us out.
I suppose his is what people who are jealous of the care free, low function brains of chimpanzees feel like.
I didn't forget about you, here's your answer (pic related).
I know I have terrible ebonics. My excuse is that I'm playing a white girl.
I haven't laughed this hard in years.
Tears down my face, snot all over and my sides in the stratosphere.
I salute you anon
HOLY SHIT!! The force is strong with this one!
>L O L
Fucking niggers, i knew this one nigger who worked for my friend, he went to jail in chicago and he said you could get weed and herion in cook county jail, fucking merica LEL
This shit truly deserves to go down in history
You have my hugs anon. Lulz like these make it all worthwhile
Holy shit, we found a way to make 4chan rule the world through physical means.
>17-year-old Lamonte Cathey of Englewood is a Cook County inmate. Cathey cost the jail at least $1 million in medical care after eating metal objects resulting in surgical removal and hospitalization.May 24, 2015
Prison in the U.S. is more expensive then you could possibly imagine to the taxpayer.
here's a shot of one of the playlists. The file naming convention looks a bit schizophrenic, but that naming convention makes it easier for me to remember what's on each file.
What did they do for punishment for costing the tax payers more then they will ever make in their lives? tell him that he is a bad prisoner and took away his milk and cookies and sent him to the timeout chair?
HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKING THREAD, I AM GOING TO DIE.
OH GOD DAMN
THAT GUYS WHOLE FRIENDS LIST ARE THE MOST DEGENERATE PIECES OF SHITS ON THE PLANET.
I'll send this thread to John Hunna, I'll tell him everything and I'll tell him that sammy is a fat autistic guy, not a girl.
it's hardly even current year yet and /pol/ has brought me to tears
thank you /pol/
and thank you based op
Sometimes I like to throw in a comment that a white girl might not realize is inappropriate. Then the nigs message me and say "hey girl we gotta talk about that comment" and have me check my privilege.
Anon, you could probably get a job with the CIA with how elaborate you set up this shit.
>I try to speak as if I'm an Ork in Warhammer 40k
My sides were not prepared for this.
ok, trying now but I don't really know how. jumped on this one too quick and im cornered. need more time to think about how to get it used.
I have some suggestions for this: Use Reaper and try to rout the mic. As FX, use the reaPitch plugin and tweak the formant and pitch up to get the voice you desire. There are other pitch/formant plugins you can try to use. Since you're dedicated enough, you could also do a script to slightly alter the settings from the plugin as there's input on the mic so it sounds naturally dynamic.
here's all of last night's shenanigans
keep up the good work OP
damnit, I'm going all spaghetti. I really need to work on my ebonics too.
There are literally tens of negro arguments on my feed right now, and I mis-clicked some white dude's conversation. I need to get sleep.
Have you ever considered doing this in a more productive manner? The lad from NZ had great examples, the potential for fucking with SJWs/The Far Left is large, and this method even has potential for weaponization in a political context.
[spoiler]Think: sex scandal framing, getting people to say something they usually wouldn't tell the public, ect[/spoiler]
Delete the comment quickly if you misspost. Replace it by some other random post. The person will receive a notification that you posted on their status, but will only see the remaining post of you are quick enough.
This is a great plan, although it could backfire if you misplay your cards, as the community would get suspicious of other members if a troll is outed as such. Think well about it before going with it.
This isn't really news, jails are full of drugs. In fact, sending people to jail for doing drugs is probably the worst way to get them off drugs, because in jail all there is to do is lift weights, do drugs and fight.
>tfw OP becomes a BBC loving sissy ironically
This sounds fake as shit
I think it only works because no one thinks someone could put so much effort and the cam thing
I've got a few other accounts, but I don't let them intermingle.
>aspiring female game developer
>Puerto rican college student majoring in criminal justice
>Middle manager CPA at Price Waterhouse, equipped with an entire family linked to his account.
>a Chad who goes to UC Santa Barbara, and is very active in the online ultimate Frisbee community. He's coordinated three games so far, but wasn't able to attend any cause stuff came up at the last minute. All three games went down though, and the participants seemed to have good things to say about it. I think one even resulted in a guy and girl starting to date.
den. misspelling and misusing "then" and "than" is also acceptable
ebonics is born of LAZINESS. simply cut out as much as u can an use tha smilys more gurl ;);):):):):D:D:Dd;d;:P:P:P:P:P
absolute fucking legendary
get the good cows out, bessy, this niggers legen fucking dairy
>>a Chad who goes to UC Santa Barbara, and is very active in the online ultimate Frisbee community. He's coordinated three games so far, but wasn't able to attend any cause stuff came up at the last minute. All three games went down though, and the participants seemed to have good things to say about it. I think one even resulted in a guy and girl starting to date.
TOP FUCKING KEK AT THIS
Reaper FTW. When I tried Reason I didn't like it. Then again that was like 4 years ago, and despite the fact it produced some great sounds, I didn't enjoy the workflow. Maybe now they have more features. Reaper suits my needs and has lots of great things, like OSC, scripting and also is quite cheap (to work legally, that is, since you can use it without paying and without restrictions)
This would be the greatest thing anyone from /pol/ has ever done.
Damn thats amazing, I gotta step up my game this is some top level keks I am a fan, keep up the great work
Ah, i failed to spot
Keep up the great work. pic somewhat related.
ah, i getcha, Pretty much everyone I know only use Reason as a rewire slave, sequencing in it isn't the greatest, essentials is only 50 dollars and it's pretty good if you aren't making edm
I just came here to say you're doing amazing work, keep it up and keep us posted. Wildly interesting stuff so far.
What pray tell is your main occupation? I picture you being somewhat independently wealthy / set up with some forms of passive income, so you use your time to do these online social experiments
I thought thought the guy shitting in the guaca bowle would be the best thread I'd ever be a part of
This is legendary
>My facebook name for this profile is Jane Goodall (still says Sammy in some spots). I'm worried that was a stupid idea, as it gives away my intentions to some of the college level negrodites.
Man my sides just left orbit. God among men you may be.
>the online ultimate Frisbee community
Have you ever considered a career in the intelligence community?
I used to troll-RP on BBS and in chat rooms, and I sometimes got in deep enough where I had to to use remailing services and other shit, but this is a whole other level of fucking psyops.
What the fuck does this shit even mean?
100/100 A++ rebuttal or some shit? What the fuck.
Boasting in an epic shred
I love this, I love OP, I love you all.
This makes me think, many moar of us should troll harder, subversion upon the lowest iq should be easy enough. Red pilling them on how rap holds them down sounds great cus I hate hearing the crap. Is it worth it though? If we cant literally beat them until they act civilized, why not subvert the culture into something better?
It's like they are De-evolving back to apes.
Using pictures and shit instead of actual words to communicate.
Everyone ITT needs to suggest this anon to the CIA as a candidate.
Everyone else is thinking of bringing down the world with this new found power.
You are looking for shekels. Hmmnn.
Hey OP, I accidentally a muslem account with like 30 muslem friends in the philopeans or some shit.
I don't know what to do with it. I only log in like every 6 months or so, the account is like 9000 years old.
Depending on how it's used, it either means what the person who said it is (supposedly) telling the truth 100%, or whomever they are talking to has (supposedly) told the truth.
It's another way to say "this desu senpai"
"Keep(in') it 100" - to keep yourself real and true, to be honest and stick to the way you are, no matter what any one else thinks.
I gotta stay focused and keep it 100 these last few weeks of highschool so i can get into college. And that's real talk!
>"You don't have to like my decision. I'm gonna keep it 100 and do what I feel is right. "
What if this is some sort of contra-inception kind of thing, where /pol/ is just another tribe infiltered by OP, who actually is part of some intelligence group?
Worth of a Borges-like story or some shit.
THE PLOT THICKENS
If that was me, I'm still sort of lurking.
I haven't seen any of the videos in action or how he uses them, but from the looks of the caps he posted in the thread, he's got a pretty nice setup. His biggest problem is, probably, that he's not very perceptive. I've been trying to think of ways that he could improve himself but, it's mostly just "Pay more attention to how they speak", which has already been posted a hell of a lot in this thread already.
I'll be completely honest here instead, which will help a lot more than flattering him, and say that I really hope that he's new to this because other than the video set-up, he seems like a complete amateur. There's nothing wrong with that, as long as he gets the experience from this and uses it to better himself (If he's serious about doing this sort of thing, but otherwise fuck around away), but frankly it's embarrassing. He's just lucky he picked an identity and a crowd that lets him get away with things so easily.
I'm also not too sure what he's trying to do, it mostly just seems like he's fucking around and having fun. There's nothing wrong with that, I used to do that sort of thing too. But if he's really integrated into this negroid community, then he should have absolutely reported John to the prison (Anonymously, of course) and enjoyed the fallout as his f4ms learned of what happened.
You're definitely right about the sorts of fun you can have with this when you know what you're doing. Unfortunately, if you're not doing it yourself, you probably won't see much of it because there are always people like >>59835083 who disincentivise us sharing our exploits and make it harder to find reliable/trustworthy people if we ever need a hand with things.