Fat Americans: Mobility Scooters

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>>59824105

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>>59824243
same as first but 16x9 ration

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>>59824310

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>you will never be a scooter barely moving under the sweaty asses of quarter ton landwhales

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>>59824340
compilation

>>59824310
JUST

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>>59824386

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>>59824437

>>59824105
i went to dallas once and scooted around a wal-mart

it was the only time i ever felt like a true patriot

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>>59824471

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>>59824487

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>>59824105
sort of

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>>59824519

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>>59824537
it's beautiful

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>>59824552

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>>59824589
>>59824537
>>59824183
very nice, pile them scooters up.

>>59824607

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>>59824243
>sporting goods

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>>59824763

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>No scooter pics to contrib00t
>Contrib00t anyway
'MURICA

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>>59824824

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just fat related

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>>59824859
legendary one.

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>>59824931

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>>59824961

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america hate thread

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>>59824713
mhhh not a lot of scooter in fact

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>>59824987
>mexico not the nose

it's literally a hook

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>>59825009

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That kind is OK ?

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>>59824987
no hate, i am just confused. how did they earn money to buy those scooters?

>>59825046

>>59824163

Walmart actually supply their own fatmobiles, it's that bad is it?

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>>59825065
searching hdd

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>>59825065
wooooow i do not have that one. thx

>>59825170

>>59824872
I don't really find that funny. Atleast they are trying . Yes it's their fault to begin with but that's a start.

>>59825170

>Degenerate trash

>Earn money

Your innocence... I thirst for it.

>>59825187
It's part of the ADA to help disabled people, but yeah fat people hog them. They're still pretty rare to see even where I live in the south (fattest part of country)

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>>59825170
>how did they earn money to buy those scooters?

The grey one are from Wal-Mart.

As long as you manage to reach them and sit on it, it's free to use.

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>>59825187
really??? ebin walmart is ebin.

>>59825235

>>59824340
Back boobs... Oh Gawd

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>>59825259
what do i know mate, i am not from north america

>>59825358

Whenever I go to Walmart it's always black women driving these. Maybe all these pics are from the midwest.

>>59825170
I am pretty sure mobility scooters are provided for fatties at supermarkets/grocery stores and they don't usually own them.

>>59825317

Cheers, one enlightened Britbong.

Why hasn't the US banned these?

It's not helping anyone. Fat people should feel shame shame for not being able to walk, maybe motivating them into losing weight. Old people need all the exercise they can get to the strenghten their body.

There should be only wheelchairs for sick people.

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>>59825391
i love that one

>>59825471

What's up with fatasses being poorfags? This is almost exclusively a walmart thing

>>59824471
i love pretzels, but jesus fucking christ!

>>59824872
>making fun of people that are trying to get their shit together

this is why everyone hates France.

>>59825540
Because lawsuits. These scooters were originally meant for honest disabled people, especially older people. Then the fatties took over. Banning them would only punish the honest disabled and old people.

The only thing we should be banning is HFCS.

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>>59825358
last one and I'm done.

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>>59825503
yea i just found out that.

>>59825473
pic that i find on interwebz peps are mainly white. share some didndus if you have any.

>>59825540
>Why hasn't the US banned these?
muh freedom?

>>59825545

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>>59824105
here ya go OP

>>59824105
>I am dumping my collection.

Is this your fetish!

>>59825545
Almost perfect surface to volume ratio there.

great collection OP ive been enjoying the dump

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kind of related

Why is it always Walmart?

Place is a zoo anyways, adding the fat fleet just makes it more disturbing.

>>59824471
Not only did Shamu give up on walking, she gave up on putting yum yums in the cart herself as well. She is sure in a hurry to reach 1000 pounds.

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>>59825630
You both know it's a fetish video, right?

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>>59825170
if they're so fat that they cannot work/function in society, then they qualify for disability. in many cases, and in the more "progressive" states that pay well for medicaid and medicare, the scooters are paid for by the government.

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>>59825659
are you kidding me???
keks

>>59825683
this is amazing.
and "hoverboard" tards. just amazing.

>>59825686

>>59825540
why wouldn't Wal-Mart provide them for fatties? considering how much they eat it's a great investment

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>>59825877

I was at my local walmart recently, and saw that a true land whale had fallen out of her car in front of the doors while trying to mount a scooter without standing. There were about 10 people surrounding her taking photos. If I hadn't run out of anxiety medicine the week before, I would've had something great for this thread. My bad

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>>59825906

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>>59825192
aw shit, looks like the kansas city area.

there are a shitload of fatties in kansas city--especially because of the bbq. bbq in kc consists of a plate of fries, and a rack of ribs.

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>>59825659
>>59825686

Well, didn't NYC ban extra large sugary drinks from fast food chains?

I don't think banning HFCS would be ideal, maybe just make it mandatory to put a big ass disclaimer on every product containing it, warning for health risks. Pic related every cigarette pack in Brazil comes with one of these images behind it.

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

So many lulz

>>59824483
>i went to dallas once and scooted around a wal-mart

I'm not sure anyone told you, but that is the U.S. citizenship test. You are an American now, grats.

>>59825781

Dude lukes like a human bean bag.

>>59824105
Please americans let him post these pictures mocking you guys,he derserves this after getting bombed by Clinton and his jewish friends

nice passive aggression

usa so free and bountiful that we can ALL GET MORBIDLY OBESE

>>59825187
They are supposed to be for the elderly and people that are crippled/have broken bones. Fatties take them over because apparently getting sweaty while walking is a disability

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>>59824105
This is the late Judge Elizabeth Halverson, here's her story
>win elected judgeship in Nevada
>sexually harass male court employees
>force them to give massages to fat rolls or be fired
>ride around court in a scooter
>fall asleep during court and refuse to hear cases until bailiff gets you a soda
>hire shady private security guys when bailiffs won't work in your court
>get called up for disbarment after sneaking them into the back of the courthouse in violation of federal law
>try to get out of disbarment by saying diabetes is acting up
>doesn't work, disbarred anyway
>die at 56 from fatty diseases

http://www.foxnews.com/story/2008/05/10/nevada-judge-accused-demanding-royal-treatment-massages-at-work.html

http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/former-las-vegas-judge-halverson-dies-age-56

https://ballotpedia.org/Elizabeth_Halverson

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>>59825716
omg… this is fucking great.

>>59825796
ebin!!!

>>59825630
>trying to get their shit together
end. yourself.

>>59825891
they get MEDICARE???
is US nuts???

>>59825892

>>59824589
this makes me sad, maybe he is genuinely trying to lose weight

>>59825907
>running out of anxiety medicine

weed is 10 bucks a fucking gram poorfag.

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>>59825683
I can't confirm this is genuine

>>59825348
Now that's how it's done. Those two are awesome.

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>>59826202
with another cover

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>>59824310

>>59826224
It's a more effective anti-depressant, and I don't get arrested for it.

Burgerbros explain why do you have mario karts in stores
If you're too fat to walk you wouldn't be there in the first place

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>>59826157
wait what? saved photo+text.


this one is my fave.

>>59825994
HFCS isn't unhealthy if you eat it in moderation, like with anything else

it's like people blaming McDonalds for obesity

blame it on the retards or liars who don't know that eating a dozen hamburgers per week with gallons of coke is bad for you

>>59826261
that's one is fake

>>59826378
why would a store not want these uberconsumers shopping there?

I hope if I ever become like the landwhales in this thread that someone has the decency to murder me

>>59824471
>Just put the genetics in the cart, Shaniqua.

>>59826335
Ha ha!

>>59825348
They aren't fay, just old. I wish I was that awesome at 80.

>>59826535
fat*

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>>59826223
tbqh, this a pretty sad situation. Being that fat at the end you'll suffer tremendous health condition, such as severe diabete and heart issues.

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>>59825850

I laughed.

No fan of the lard wagons either. Staying away from the WalMarts helps one avoid seeing the swarms of hamplanets on fatcarts.

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>>59825317
rare???? they aint no rare here in the gem state

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>>59826261
it doesn't matter, its ebin!!!

>>59826332
so fucking fat.

>>59826378
>mario karts
KEEEEEK'D

>>59826387


fucking captcha is killing me.

>>59824859
>posting a screenshot of the video
This is why Croatia is better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzVnpapHaX4

>>59824872
How the fuck do they get that big?

>>59825348
Hey, they aren't fat though!

>>59826422
it would be awesome tho.

>>59826519
no man, keep on fighting. its okey to be fat. but not having shame and rolling down with this things really makes me sad to see.

>>59826527
saved text, i will add it to picture.
purekeks

this hasn't been posted yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjsOsxqd3nQ

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>>59826791
I dunno,
yet at least they are walking on their feet without assistance.

>>59826202
if you weigh 600+ pounds, then more than likely you aren't working. furthermore, there are all sorts of obesity-related diseases that they probably have. ergo, they are likely on disability, or welfare, section 8 housing, and medicaid(free)/medicare(govt insurance).

>>59826979
that's not human any more.
Jesus fuck

>>59824105
Holy shit is it really a thing in US ? Never saw this kind of scooters in Japan. And how can they get so old while being so fat ?

1 or 2 kilo above the norm here and doctors almost tell you that you're going to die young, get all kind of diabetes and cancer and so on.

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>>59826979

Thank god her asscrack was censored. I may have been offended by watching that.

>>59826411
HFCS is probably way worse for a person's digestive system than sugar.

ever notice how people have been getting fatter and fatter since the mid-80s? the kind of shit my grandparents ate was nothing but sugar, milk, cheese, and lard, and their generation turned out healthy and thin.

HFCS doesn't digest in the way sugar does.

>>59826979
DAT ASS

>>59824487

Looks like a morbidly obese Sarah Palin

>>59827245
might have something to do with your grandparents not sitting around all day

>>59826570
i'm overweight, though not obese.

after seeing that image, i think i'll stop eating for a while. jesus christ. why can't people understand that the problem isn't that the toilet is too small, but rather they're too large?

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I forgot I had this.

>>59827245
That's a load of pseudo-science crap.

Regular sugar is 50% fructose.
HFCS is 55% fructose.

It's barely a difference.

Fatties are always trying to point their fingers at some evil in food.
It's da corn syrup.
It's da carbs.
It's all that bad cholesterol.

The fact of the matter is that you're fat because you don't exercise enough. That's it. That's literally all there is to it.

Put the fork down and go for a jog.

>>59824788
Notice that they're looking at coolers, so they can take their snacks with them everywhere.

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Lets compare today's fatties to fatties of the past, here is fat Elvis.

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>>59824105
Here's a fatty who's triggered by her weight. Doesn't say it exactly but what else could trigger her?

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>>59825630
Not making fun of fat pple, and I am myself kind of fat (1M80, 120 Kg). Gained 30 Kg when I stopped smoking, and never lost it after.

I'm doing sport regularly yet never managed to be below 100. So I can imagine what it can be when pple are 200+ Kg, as I already have some knee issues related to weight.

whatever one can say about one's responsibility toward overweight, food's quality is a key factor to stay slim.

>>59827190
I thought it was common knowledge that Americans don't leave our house without our mobility scooters, or a 2 liter of Coca-Cola™.

>>59827702
>food's quality is a key factor to stay slim.
Nope.
Look at this guy.
http://www.businessinsider.com/how-to-lose-weight-eating-only-mcdonalds-2015-10

Eat only MickyDs. Lost weight.
And no one could possibly say it was because MacDo food is "quality".

All that matters is eating less and exercising more.

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Modern society is honestly fucking sick, rotten to the core.

The sad thing is we're only 5000 years into the Kali Yuga.

What is the cause? Well, Confucius was right on the money; laws don't really change anything. Give people a good example to follow, a heroic example; and they will follow it. Put the ideal man and woman on a pedestal, elevate them.

Why is this not working nowadays? Several reasons; the cult of individualism, otherwise known as special snowflake syndrome. People nowadays, when confronted with a better standard, will not try to live up to it; they will subvert and destroy the standard. People hate being judged; the very concept of shame is unthinkable to them, yet what are we learning as time goes on?

That shame, and shaming, are some of the most necessary things in any civilized society. Without them, we sink to the levels seen in these images and webms.

Conform to the ideal or die, fat fucks. Conformity is king.

>>59826979
I mean, they look like a different kind of obese. I've seen some fat fuckers over here but I couldn't get to that size if I tried.

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>>59826979
WHAT
THE
FUCK

>>59826387
what the fuck

>>59826979
it grew wings??

>>59827467
how does this make logic?

>>59827403
being overweight it's okay.
but if you hit obese, just start heroin diet.

>>59827517
it's the stress!!!

>>59827702
>jessica,
try to lose weight man.


i am 1m83 - 75kg (for usa people 6ft - 165lb)

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>>59824105
>posting mobility scooters when you should be commiting warcrimes

>>59828061
>how does this make logic?
It's shaming fatties.

At least (north) americans can move up the social ladder am I right heheheheh

all these pics are old as balls. we need new content

>>59828225
Go to walmart and take some pics

>>59827905
Not pretending it's the only factor, but a major one.

Some food are really addictive, it's like cigarette: you can't resist taking more.

As long as you constantly have food ads in TV, and it stays very cheap, then it's easy to start morbid obesity

>>59828061
I should also add that I'm a former Rugby player, so in anyway pretty strong. I'm too old now for Rugby, yet I'm still practising ski, and goes to my job in bicycle everyday (~ 10 Km).
Yet I still can't manage to be below 100.

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>>59826979

underrated thread

>>59824872
holy shit that woman jogging on the treadmill... my christ ...

are they doing this without any kind of medical supervision?? just the thought of all that weight crushing her joints is making my knees hurt

a woman her size should be doing a pressureless exercise like the woman beside her on the bicycle thing or maybe swimming in a pool holy hell

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>>59826974

>my precious scooter!

>>59824105
god bless america

>>59827517
Not quite right.
Sucrose is slightly better for you for the same reasons that fructose in fruit is fine (sucrose is not fine). Since sucrose requires metabolic action, full absorption is delayed. It puts slightly less strain on the liver and other organs than the free fructose in HFCS. They're both still disastrous for you compared to glucose for any number of reasons from cognition to heart health.

>>59828516
t. Biochemist

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>>59828481
You're apart of it.

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>>59828061

followup of jessica

>>59828738
rekt by skinflaps

>>59824386
>Security
I'm dying from the second hand diabetes and keks

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Got them muscly legs

>>59828225
this >>59828320
we do not have wallmart in europe.
i am dependent on what i find.

>>59828336
>rugby
but then even if you are 120kg i guess you body is formed properly. i mean these people stomachs are all over the place.
i do bike a lot, and since i know myself i do not eat bread and sweets. and not eating before i have to go to bed.

>>59826974
omfg...

>>59828785
at that age, surgery can fix it, and the skin will tighten again.

>>59827920
James Lewis is an incredibly hot manlet tho

>>59828738
>her diet would consist of a lot of fried potatoes and fried chicken, which I now realise is bad for you

>which I now realize is bad for you

>fried potatoes and fried chicken

>baby

>now realize is bad for you

>fried potatoes and fried chicken

>now realize

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Fact is 1 in every 3 American flags you see on here is someone who is obese. Let's find the fatty. Every 3rd American flag seen in this thread after this post belongs to an obese scooter-rider.

>>59826979
High Test.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7gWMgN1NGM

My god, how the fuck do these people get that bad? I just got past 200lbs this season, and to me that's letting myself go.

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The freedom leaking through their skooters is amazing

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>>59828863
>and not eating before i have to go to bed.

that's my main issue. Anyway, it's precisely time to go to bed.

cya anon.

Pic related: we're not better than you guys (and it's not even Europe)

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>>59829194
Something's leaking...

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>>59824105
Neo-Trump threads have turned into a butthurt 3rd worlders expressing their grievances in the form of memes on an American based website.

>>59829134
>>59829331
Fatty confirmed

>>59829224
all the best, and see you around

>>59829194
>4 candles
>jews
burger education

>>59825716
Look at the disgust on the face of that girl in the corner

>>59829404
Oh shit didn't notice the other one

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I love my country of fat asses
> God bless us

>>59829331
Can you weak fucking faggots not go one thread without mentioning big daddy Trump? It's like you have no connection to masculinity in real life, so you have to live vicariously through the pseudo-alpha behavior of a TV personality who regularly wears makeup and has a fucking hair stylist.

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>>59829331
Fag

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>>59825192
You bet this is the KC area.

816 reporting in also

>>59824105
OP is a faggot with a weird fetish

>>>>>/b/

>>59830157
You make it too easy, fatass

>>59827634
she deleted her ytube account. so sad ;_;

>tfw you actually use a scooter because your morbidly obese

I've tried guys, I really have.

>>59829500

>>4 candles
>>jews
>burger education

You clearly understood what he meant though.

>>59830333
5'8" 150
suck my slim ass

is there a single non fat using this?

>>59830767
>tfw 6'0 130 pounds

JUST

>>59830767
So you're not only fat, you're also a manlet?

>>59830524
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>>59826979
dat ass doe

>captcha was burgers. now i feel self-conscious :(

>>59825358
Honestly, the idea that americans use mobility scooters even though they're perfectly capable of walking is somehow even more depressing than the fatties who can't walk. How can you get to a mindset where you're so lazy that you can't walk around a grocery store?

>>59825683
This woman is actually disabled afaik.

>>59830524
>>>/fit/

I just saved your life.

They saved me. They can save you too.

>>59825950

i started clapping after reading this

>>59825994
lol the impotence one

>>59824607

holy fuck is this actually a thing? scooters at the drive thru?

>>59831652
They figure once you reach a certain weight any time you get on something with wheels you become a car.

>>59831285
I used to work in retail for a very long time.
The sorts of people using the mobility scooters are the scum of the earth.

>>59831728
... is that shit on her pants?

>>59831826
Yes

>>59824346
HIGH TEST

>>59824471
>Pretzels are healthy Lashaniqua, ok now grab 10 more

I love it when fat asses try to eat healthy. I bet those bananas aren't for eating either.

>Lashaniqua, make sure not to crush the bananas. You remember how messy it was last time when the bananas weren't hard.

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ITT countries that don't have a flag on the moon

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>>59831865
welp, guess that my cue to skidoo

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>>59825994
>infarto

>>59827201

Wait what the fuck is that David Leibe Hart!?

how does their sense of shame not override the desire to eat

>>59827920
does she ask him "wubbadubbadubba is that true"?

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>>59824872
How do they wipe their ass? Seriously. They must walk around with shit between their fat ass cheeks all day. Or do they have special facilities in America with Industrial sized bidets?

>Wish I didn't google to find out. pic related

>>59832565
Is that a butt vacuum?

>>59827920

Confucianism is pretty fascist though. It wouldn't really work with representative gov't. It pretty much relies upon a massive , uneducated, illiterate, peasant class supporting an elite nobility.

That said, I really feel like American society is the most disrespectful of any developed society in the world. They scorn expertise, branding it elitism. Nobody can be "better" than anyone else in any way. In that sense, yeah Confucianism, with its conservative leanings, and its emphasis on respect, tradition, propriety, duty, and rituals, I think could help Americans to get over themselves.

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When you look at these fat americans....you TRULYsee the descendants of said nation that was so fucking lazy it tried so hard to import/ foreigners to do its labor...this act continues to this day.

U.S.A isn't even majority european birth anymore...Jesus christ.....
Pic related as fuck.

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>>59827517
Some of these people are way past jogging though. Any kind of weighted exercise is going to fuck up their knees, ankles, and hips badly. They are basically down to flailing around in water, or getting major portions of their fat removed to reduce their overall body mass.

>>59824831
Are those snacks and sodas even American?

>>59824519
Oh my fuck....I thought the jews were immune to becoming like their cattle....

>>59824589
i wonder if all this fat can be harvested and used in some fashion

>>59826979

wow, that doesnt seem real. I'm not even sure what I'm looking at. source?

>>59826979
that's just fucking ridiculous
gulag when?

>>59833670
>>59833847

Found it. world's heaviest woman apparently. can't believe she hasnt died by this point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LVl7ypltWU

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Semi-related, Useful in the advent of a burgertown shitshow

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>>59824931
>>59825727
Yes.

>>59832444
>not "peki peki peki desuka?"

end your life please

>>59832025
So you are jealous of france for having their flag on the moon?

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>>59825358
>not posting the superior edit

>>59833656
Christ almighty you may have uncovered the hidden intent of why this is happening

U.S.A might become the worlds largest source of energy resource....

How do these people not feel any shame using these things? Why is this only an american thing?

I know that America is stereotypically a more friendly place than most of yurop but holy fuck you would get constantly berated for using one of these here.

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>>59824105
Holy crap!

This thread is making me feel sick just by looking at these blobs of fat!

How the hell did america turn into this? The USA used to be the greatest country in the world, the country the rest of us looked up to and tried to model our society after...

How the fuck did this happen? How did the greatest country in the world become so morbidly obese they cannot even move withount a fucking scooter?

>>59834659
There's a point where walking becomes physically painful and that probably overrides the shame

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>>59833656
Once the u.s.a peaks over 50% of the population being declared Obese, the jews will activate the chips in their brains which causes the fatties to turn on the skinnies, turning u.s.a into a complete fatty state revealing the Keystone XL pipelines hidden intent was to then suck the fat from the harvested americans into refineries to then be shipped world wide as raw clean sustainable energy.

>>59833656
light their hair on fire and you have yourself a giant candle.

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>>59834916
fuck man start scooting on your ass or some shit then like that indian baby....anything other than being the people in these pics.....

>>59834117
Does the wrestler look like a gook? I dont think so you flag flipper

>>59834870

I've lived in the US my entire life and I've literally never seen people at bad as what's in this thread.

Oh. I guess I have seen some black women that have reached this level. Oddly enough, I don't remember seeing them on scooters.

>>59834916
My god man, just stop eating you fat fuck!

Drink water and a vitamin supplement only, that will keep you alive, endure it for 1 month and you will lose a shitton of weight.

>>59835288
I find that hard to believe considering at least 25% of your population is morbidly obese, but I guess these photos are cherry-picked.

Still, how the fuck do you people let yourselves become like this?

>>59825716
That's vile.

>>59826332
How is that real...I mean the american has to know he's basically shitting on his own nation by doing this? Both physically and figuratively.....in a year that eagles face will be rubbed out and brown.

>>59834870
It isn't that bad. Fatties like that are odd enough to get stared and gawked at and have pictures taken of them.

Butbif you want a real answer, then complacency and lack of strife. We need a disaster. I don't mean some littke small time shit like 9/11. I mean like a large conventional world war or a meteor impact or supervolcano eruption.

>mobility scooter shaming

First you awful people made fun of people for wearing a hat (fedora), then you made fun of people for liking a specific type of sword (katana) and now you're making fun of disabled people who NEED these scooters?

Not fucking cool. News flash: NOT EVERYONE IS AS THIN AS YOU. What's next? Are we going to rip on the old geezers for using walkers? Hahaha! Those feeble old fucks can't even walk without help from some metal bars on wheels?! HAHA FUCK EM.

What about people who wear glasses? Stupid shits with defective eyes needs corrective lenses to help them see? Image dump of these chucklefucks please!

>>59827565
Wasn't too long ago that he was mocked relentlessly here in this country for being that fat. Now that's almost average. Fuck.

Yeah if there are any fat bros here. Like morbidly obese. Don't just decide to start running and doing hardcore workouts one day. Diet first and shed some weight that way..

>>59836038
A civil war would work too would it not?

Food shortages caused by such a war would make these people lose weight.

I need one of these threads everytime I want to eat past my calorie limit.

Seeing these abominable creatures is the best diet aid.

>>59824105
Let me tell you a tale of my city, in southern Ohio.
We have an old couple that rides around on scooters with American flags on the back. Not obese, just decrepit. They ride in all types of weather, on the street, sidewalk, grass; anywhere their scootie wheelz will take them. Sometimes they attach a little cart on the back, and haul around groceries.
They are rude, old shits btw. One time I saw a kid chase them around. The scooter woman had a cane. She kept riding at the boy and trying to poke him with the cane. He would just run away, then come back and yell at them and chase them. This went on for a good ten minutes. 'Murica.

>>59824105
Merica Battlecart Gladiators tv show when?

>>59836038
are you sure the americans go-to for struggle isn't enslaving primitive peoples instead of hard work?

>>59836050
Every kind of hatred is wrong, except for fat hate.

Fat people are fucking disgusting, and the only reason why they are so fat is because they overeat a shitton of junkfood and dont exercise AT ALL.

Fatties that actually do deserve our respect fight against their fat, try to go on diets and try to exercise, THEY TRY TO GET BETTER!

These people in scooters are just fat blobs of lard that dont even care enough to try, which is why they deserve ALL THE HATE AND SHAMING WE CAN DITCH OUT ON THEM!

Dont like it? Too bad, either try to solve your problems or stop complaining about people ripping on you because of them.

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Not exactly scooter shit, but unbelievable shit.

I've seen the occasional fatty on a scooter, but I don't see a whole shit load of them where I live. Even when I lived in a big city I've never seen more than one at a time.

>>59832944
UNDERRATED

>>59828481
pay debts XD

>>59836388
>fatties on scooters being fast enough to grab and enslave slim and fit Africans
Didn't think that one through did you, Pierre?

>>59836136
Probably if it was prolonged

>>59836449
They're being sarcastic, because people ignore the item limit a lot. It isn't literally because people can't count. That wouldn't even make sense, because they'd still have to be able to count to know that there are five fingers on each hand.

>>59836450
Scooters are pretty rare, that's why you see the same pictures reposted over and over. Most of our land whales prefer to waddle around.

Maybe the liberals should campaign for free government scooters for all fat people to get the poor white people to vote for them

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>>59836050
You think all of these people NEED the scooters? Guess again, leaf. This level of obesity comes from years of overindulgence. If OP really wanted to be hateful, they would have just put pictures of people in wheelchairs. Ya whiny cunt

Is this some sort of fat fetish thread?

>>59836600
a 600 pound american on a scooter with a gun, might as well give it a missile launcher and call it a tank.

I'm seriously getting pissed at these "all Americans are fat" memes, there's a reason we win every single Olympics so fuck Off

>>59837094
'Big' population pool to draw from? :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_Xq5ge_5Ck

just did the whole thread while listening to this.

>>59833985
>FIANCE

Thank goodness I thought that was her son.

>>59837223
I 100% guarantee that being raised on American football I would beat the ever loving shit out of you and every other European that played soccer, I guarantee it, I would cave your fucking face in with 1 punch

>>59824105

Making fun of the disabled is really low country no one cares about.

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>>59837346
Not sure if Australian shitposting via proxy or 12 year old American.

>>59837346
i saw a champion QB play rugby for one game and break his neck. so I have objections based in experience.

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technically a wheelchair but still

>>59824105
Honestly we make fun of this shit in the states all the time. Not the elderly or the actually disabled. But the ones who disable themselves with lack of discipline and control.

>>59837470
Well guess what faggot, I saw Hayne the best rugby player in the world become an irrelevant loser on the worst team in the NFL

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Only in America

>>59824872
I wanna help that ass up with my face.

>>59837980
Shut the fuck up faggot, YOU are the reason when you get attacked by terrorists I smile, fucking traitorous European pieces of shit

>>59832944
judging by the shopkeeper its more of a Kwik-e-Shart

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>>59838105
You mad brah?

>>59832944
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>>59838257
No, we don't even care about soccer and we still went further than England in the World Cup lmaooooo

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>>59838639
That's right you guys are into "football",you pussies can't even play Rugby without wearing full body armor.

>>59838828
You suck at soccer, you suck at rugby and Australia and New Zealand dominate, you suck at cricket lmao you suck at eveything

>>59838828
you can tell these blokes are good, they still have their ears intact.

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>>59838933
Yeah yeah whatever,off to work now so I'll leave you this pic of your sist... wife before I go.

Stay made burgerfat.

>>59838105

>this butthurt

>>59839069
I think we offended their rugby LARP religion, better get out before the anthropomorphized hippos catch on.

>>59825192
Golly, you cant fit more merica in this pic

>>59824872

hloy shit, they can MOVE on their own!

>>59825540
Basically capitalism, its much more profitable for people to be sick and pathetic

honestly though, when i see this i feel like it's just a product of the system, everything in the states comparatively is higher in calories, sugar, fat, etc. people don't eat normal people food, it's all convenience, and packaged with colouring so it tricks the mind that green pepper seasoning and ketchup are vegetables.

the healthcare system, etc. they all benefit greatly from you not making a guiness stew and saving leftovers for lunch like a normal person.

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>>59839145
There's a reason you're all here on an American website, were the most dominant country in the world, I'm not here on a Australian or England website, you're here on a fuckin American website

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>>59826974
Just nuke the country.

>>59835419
>I find that hard to believe considering at least 25% of your population is morbidly obese, but I guess these photos are cherry-picked.

I'm actually baffled by that too.

Maybe obese people just don't go out ever so I don't see them as much.

>>59826979
Her ass grew butt wings? Some evolutionary stage

>>59834870
> How the hell did america turn into this?

Our government subsidizes everything responsible for this from the food, to the fat people's food expenses to the scooters themselves. Corn and wheat are probably the biggest parts of these people's diets and they're also the most subsidized foods. If you talk about abolishing farm subsidies, people act as if you are taking something away from small family-owned farms. However, most of that money goes to the real killers of the family farm, GMO manufacturers who sue for patent infringement when their seed blows over into the next farm and grows. Monsanto is the worst offender.

Then of course there are the food stamps, and EBT which directly subsidizes the fat people's food. They constantly bleat about how healthy food is expensive, a myth that has been thoroughly debunked in such publications as the Huffington Post and New York Times (this isn't notable because of their alleged reliability, but more because they are not exactly enemies of the welfare state). The scooters are sometimes paid for by one of our many programs to provide medication and medical equipment for people who can't afford it. They are even eligible to use disabled parking spaces if they eat themselves to a certain size. And when you have the misfortune of meeting one of these creatures, they are self-entitled and rude as fuck.

>>59827634
The word "triggered" triggers me.

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The richest Australian is literally Jabba the Hutt. Australia B T F O

>>59836136
A modern day american civil war would be truly awe inspiring, it wouldnt be some pissant shit like in syria. Were talking complete destabilization world wide, hundreds of millions dead, complete financial collapse of every country invested in the american dollar, would be really interesting to see what would happen. It almost feels like americans are just itching for another real war, being essentially on hiatus for 71 years.

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Another quality post, Serbia.

When I was a kid, I remembered watching on the TV and wondering why Bill Clinton was bombing you. The idea that America was at war was scary to me at the time and that it was happening in Europe for some reason seemed like a big deal to me.

If 4chan was around back then, I'd like to think that would have never happened. I mean, it'd almost certainly would have, but some of you guys are more than alright.

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Reminder that many of these people cannot work and are on disability because of their "condition".

>>59840912
yup, you're forgetting the naval lasers turning the country into a behemoth chapel of stained glass and wax candles. foreign interests aren't daft enough to let america commit suicide, but, other interests have it in their private interest, so.... watch yourself america.

>>59826202
>they get MEDICARE???
>is US nuts???
Americans love a vicious cycle. We subsidize these problems and make them even worse.