ATTENTION, /POL/ACKS IN WISCONSIN
You want a happening? You can start the happening to end all happenings.
A virus with the potential to wipe out ALL OF MANKIND is stored in the unguarded University of Wisconsin-Madison.
Why the FUCK has nobody stolen this and spread it yet?
Baby can you dig your man?
Dude fuck off.
You know that you are discussing what is essentially bio terrorism in the most terrorist paranoid country on earth right?
Who has no qualms kidnapping people overseas and throwing them into torture camps.
The science department is literally a 4 minute walk from my dorm. I could chain-gain some kids I know and rummage through what's there. I'm here for the Business program, so I don't really know much about where/what is in the science department. Will most likely post pics in a few hours with time-stamp. If I don't, a cop probably shot me. Wish me luck, /pol/.
didnt even know greenland had its own flag
It should look something like this.
>The virus sits in 2-milliliter vials inside a freezer kept at minus 80 degrees Celsius. At that temperature, in that deep of a deep freeze, the virus is preserved as if in amber, lying in wait.
We could always ask for the money, and release the virus anyways. I think he would be alright with that. He doesn't have much to his name, and is a bit of a failure in his studies.
I'm not afraid, I survived swine flu and that other shit. Eat garlic, onions, beef and potatoes you will be set.
Virii are your friend, they kill the stupid people, and the people with shitty immune systems.
Sorry guys, being a faggot doesn't help.
>freezer kept at minus 80 degrees Celsius
Translated in Wisconsin talk should look something like image at left.
he removed the few weaknesses the super-bug had, making it completely unstoppable now.
>you will never make a virus that reconstructs everyone's DNA to be white
Oh shit. My roommate was hiding a pistol underneath the closet. He wants to bring it "Just in case someone catches us". Should I let him bring it?
Pic related, he let me hold it.
>in exchange for my ipad and fleshlight.
>some dude's used fleshlight
Fleshlight Homemade Sausage:
- Insert sausage casing through vagina end (front)
- Pull casing out through cum-exit end
- pipe sausage meat into the vagina end with casing
Your guests will beg what the seasoning is.
ITT: People who have no idea how virology works
ITT: One loonely tards is going to get arrested for trespassing
>So we found this canadian guy lurking the basement, he's been ranting for an hour now in interogation about how he is going to destroy the world with a virus. The guy is nuts we should send him back home.
>mfw in IL
>remembers how fast the norovirus that spread easily from san francisco, and got sick from it
that spells ebola, lawds yes.
now, lemme at dem green apples.
Watch some stupid liberal environmentalist (stupid feminism is back this will come back into fashion too) decides to free the cute bunnies and we're all dead.
My proxy is a Canadian IP, but I'm actually in America right now. I'm pretty sure my roommate owns the gun legally, even though University policies prohibit possession on campus.
they've been doing it for the past three years at least.
>Scientist Weaponizes Flu Strain in Bioterrorism Experiment
the above was H5N1. Anyone still wonder why we've had a fresh flu outbreak, that is not the seasonal flu, every year for the past 5?
Anyone seen 'In lies we trust'?
My father worked for a company who genetically modified viruses and bacteria. Originally he worked on a bacteria that produced a drug used in cancer treatment.
Later on he worked on bio-weapons, the idea was if you could make a super virus, you could also figure out how to cure it. They figured that bio-weapons would all be similar so finding a quick and easy way to make a vaccine would be easy.
Capped for good measure.
Godspeed, young Umbrella Corp.
>Flu experts have made a mutant version of the 1918 “Spanish flu” virus that killed tens of millions of people.
I guess we should welcome her to the fold.