A Japanese hashtag mocking ISIS after its threat to kill two

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https://twitter.com/hashtag/ISIS%E3%82%AF%E3%82%BD%E3%82%B3%E3%83%A9%E3%82%B0%E3%83%A9%E3%83%B3%E3%83%97%E3%83%AA?src=hash

More here:

https://twitter.com/search?f=realtime&q=%23ISIS%E3%82%AF%E3%82%BD%E3%82%B3%E3%83%A9%E3%82%B0%E3%83%A9%E3%83%B3%E3%83%97%E3%83%AA&src=hash

>>40922888
>japanese using the kebab meme too

:^]

>>40922860
You Japs are crazier than ISIS. Good show.

>>40922969
its döner you fat fuck.

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>>40922860
Here is my American contribution. Have fun.

>>40923137
Just like your country, it's absolutely terrible. Good job.

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>>40923165
Just like your country, stay mad and never contribute. Thank you.

>>40923009
Its doner kebab you smelly kebab

>>40923165
Of all liveable countries on the planet Australia has to be the worst

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>>40923165
Prison islands with mutant animals don't get to talk like that.

>>40923210
>i-im not mad at all guys! :D

>>40923269
t-top kek...

>>40923286
>How do I english?
You want to fuck with my cigarettes that nobody ever heard of, mate?

>>40923269
Wow, now I feel sad.

www

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Done in thread from Yesterday

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Japanese twitter

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closeup from bottom right of
>>40923470


possibly my fav pic so far

If we can get the asians to denounce the mudslimes, all the better

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We are the ones who make a brighter day, so let's start giving.

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>>40923165
>this

>>40923210
>>40923269

>>40923257
>Lulwut Canada you literal don't mean shit to anyone.

>>40923282
>dum nignog learnz grammar.

>>40923282
Thank you Dr Breen.

Man these isis assholes must think japan is pretty fucked up.

i love it.

>>40923583
Terrorism only works if people give a shit.

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Am I doing it right?

>>40923004
But it's all staged, so it's fine

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They say if you beat this man at ping pong he let's you go.

Jihadi john most certainly spends a large amount of time on the internet.

I wonder if hes got a big head.

>>40923854

*leans in closer, causing you to freeze and become incredibly uncomfortable as the atmosphere of the thread immediately turns sour before whispering in a vaguely menacing tone*

If

>>40923747
10/10

>>40923875
>Jihadi john most certainly spends a large amount of time on the internet.
>I wonder if hes got a big head.

Could we call him "Little John" from now on?

I'm pretty sure all jihadis are manlets with massive short man syndromes.

>>40923901

Allah guides his ping pong ball.

>>40923530
ayy

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from yesterday

i love our japanese equivalents.

At least this is one way that Japanese citizens can bite back at ISIS, as islamic extremists get extremely buttflustered when they're mocked.

Why is japan so based

>>40923470
holy fucking shit japan owns so hard, now i know why people become weaboos...
time to stop being a filthy gaijin

>>40924206
>At least this is one way that Japanese citizens can bite back at ISIS, as islamic extremists get extremely buttflustered when they're mocked.

True, but they need to put more Mohammeds in the shoops.

And pigs.

>>40922860
>The hashtag #ISISクソコラグランプリ, meaning something along the lines of "ISIS Photoshop grand prix,"
ISIS
クソ = shit
コラ = photomontage or "hey!" when interjecting to scold someone
グランプリ = grand prix

The hashtag is genius and they don't even bother to translate it accurately

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>>40923959

>>40923269
10/10

>>40924440
but muh bad words muh propriety

>>40923959
>That Tenga
Kek.

>>40922888
kek

>>40923959
kek .....i know it is wrong, but i can stop laughing, how fucked a man i am ?

>>40923009
Its spelled dinner you dumb sand nigger, Jesus (I know you don't know him) American education may be bad but at least we know the names of the three basic fucking meals a day.

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>>40922860
>#ISISクソコラグランプリ
Found these pictures funny XD

god i love the japs sometimes.

>>40923530
Nice maymay, nice flag, you are a good poster :^3

>>40923544
Seriously though, Australia's been irrelevant since the wild thornberrys

>>40923009
lets get a 12 inch mexican hot pizza and fast ye?

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>>40922860

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>>40926627
U.S. has been irrelevant since 1969.

so they killed haruna and want to trade the other guy?

>>40926946
> implying we don't own the world
>implying you don't listen to our music, watch our tv, buy our shit, take orders from our head nigger

your so pathetic it hurts

>>40926946
australia hasn't been relevant since lost ended m8

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they just beheaded one of them http://rt.com/news/225763-isis-execute-japanese-hostage/

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>>40927864
>Implying nips give a fuck about eachother other than family.

>>40927864
>http://rt.com/news/225763-isis-execute-japanese-hostage/

video here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3SPfUiiToM&x-yt-ts=1421914688&x-yt-cl=84503534

>>40923009
shut your hole you filthy ottoman

>>40927590

>Implying we do

Only thing I consume from the AS of U is Hollywood movies. I get my cultural enrichment from Japan.

>Haruna, the one they they didn't want to save, beheaded

>>40923269
Who is the sperm wyrm on the left?

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Ben, no!

>>40926078
>i know it is wrong
fuck off faggot

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>>40923165
I actually laugh when I ready these comments.

It's like pointing at a Lamborghini and saying your Ford Fiesta is better because you don't have to change the tires as often.

>>40927864
I'm so glad to see that it was the deranged transsexual that died and not the respectable reporter.

This prisoner swap that they're suggesting sounds fair. There was no real loss here as long as he returns unharmed.

>>40926946
See>>40928183

Why is every post by Straya cunts 0/10?

Even Japanese pacifists have more balls than us.

>>40928216
Why don't you scrap that pacifist constitution of yours and pretend Syria is Korea?

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>>40927864
Alhamdulilah

>>40928219
too busy running from poisonous animals to really think of anything clever

>>40923470
>>40923479
why is there an iron cross on it?

i'm fucking mad right now, fucking japs

>>40928216
何言ってんのw
The 中二病 reporter brought this on himself as well. He shouldn't have gone to the middle east on his own accord like that.
Who cares if either makes it.
I don't know who this Sajida is. Can someone tell me why she is important?

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>>40928286
It is amazing how the only time they ever do anything actually noteworthy is when they move to the US or UK.

>>40928219
moot confirmed them as top shitposters long ago
Now with flags, we see who they really are.

>>40923959
What does the Super Smash Bros one say?

>>40926946
i bet you know who our president is, and to be honest i dont know who your pm or president or whatever your head of state is , because they answer to mine

>>40924440
I thought コラ was referring to the Koran.

>>40926662
Very few will get the reference

>>40923959
Not a single banepost photoshop
get your shit together japan

>>40923747
Chake it ejay!

>Japanese mock IS
>One hostage has now died

B R A V O
R
A
V
O

>>40924440
No, you are an idiot.
Don't pretend like you know Japanese, weeaboo shit.

コラ = From collage コラージュ it is an abbreviation.

If you're going to be a smug asshole, at least make sure that the idiocy you spew is correct.

>>40927915

japan should inject the prisoner ISIS wants with small pox or something and then do the swap

one of them is dead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3SPfUiiToM&x-yt-ts=1421914688&x-yt-cl=84503534

>>40928478
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-30966651

>>40928478

He was going to die either way.

Oh look more people teasing islam i wonder what going to happen this time

goddamn japs dont go muh feelings at all. only way to win against these mudslimes is to not give a fuck.

>>40928478
We didn't care to begin with. We did it under the impression that both will die anyway. 2channel doesn't care either way.
The only ones who act like they care are Korean. Korean don't care either, they just want to make us feel guilty (lol)

>>40928314
Nazi aliens duh!

>>40927864
1. Swap the Japanese journalist for the shitty muslima wanna be suicide bomber
2. Weeks later muslima gets killed by airstrike/shot by Peshmerga/actually manages to blow herself up on the battlefield in Syria or Iraq.
3. GREAT VICTORY!

Seriously, what is there to lose by this deal? The muslima prisoner in Jordan is tactically worthless, at most its a slight minimal propaganda win for ISIS, but she is really unimportant worth far far less than the $200 million they wanted, and she'll just be killed in the conflict soon anyway. Seriously give her to them she is worthless, its an easy way to save the Japanese journalist who I hope survives.

>>40926946
I've met only one good Australian and he doesn't shittalk or shitpost. It seems the majority of Australian's literally shit talk

>yeah i fkin beat the shit out of me mum fkin killed about 17 people with me bare hands n fked like 15 girls

>>40928497
>japan should inject the prisoner ISIS wants with small pox or something and then do the swap
This.
Put the research you guys did in WWII to good use.

>>40923269
İ dont get it

>>40928561
>iron cross
>nazis

I don't get it why anyone could associated ISIS with the Iron cross. Kinda dishonouring.

>>40928478
finally.... guy was trash anyways

>>40928600
Idk maybe they choose not to use the Swastika for PC purposes. All I know is that Nazi flying saucers is like a real thing in the b-movie/conspiracytard world.

>>40928607
why doesn't japan declare war on all muslims? you live in an island the mudslime can't get to, and there are almost no muslims in japan to cause trouble.

japan, just go imperial on them, you have my permission

it'll also be a good excuse to grow your military and get combat experience for china

>>40928478
>IS mocks Japan by demanding 200 million
>gets mocked by japanese
>get sore and kill hostage

good job jihadi john

Based Nippon

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YUETSU

>>40928600
Nazis conducted much research into flying saucers and many people think they actually made functioning ones
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_Glocke

>>40923497
dumb
fucking
yank

Islam is very much present in Asia

retard

>right up there with Aussies

tell /v/ to do one with sephiroth from final fantasy

>>40928562
Yeah I actually agree. Shove an electronic tag up her vag and drone strike the shit out of her

>>40922860
am i looking at a terrorist snapchat story?

>>40928659
This.
Japanbros, remember you imperial selves. You were not always fat otaku crossdressing as magical girls and spending your whole days watching anime.

Somebody should photoshop the TOASTY meme into one of these

>>40928716
>>40928659
We don't declare war on anyone. There is no need to get involved in a war that is not related to us. Especially not for 2 people who weren't even supposed to be in the Middle East.

>>40928754
>TOASTY meme
Get bombed.

>>40928755
Well you sure are a spineless coward, people like you are the reason why everyone laughs at Japs now, just a bunch of perverts and neckbeards with no spine.

>>40928763
Get bombed as in:
"You should get bombed for having such an epic idea!"
or:
"Get bombed you arab"

>>40928776
>implying japs can grow beard on their neck

>>40928554
Koreans sound like cunts

>>40928583

Pleb.

>>40928776
asian cant grow neckbeard

>tfw italy paid 12 millions ransom for 2 girls in siria
>mfw they actually got fat

>>40928794
yes we are

>>40928755

If you ever change your mind and want to help us bomb terrorists you're more than welcome.

>>40928806
>asian cant grow neckbeard

it's cool you can wear 2 fedoras on top of each other to make up for your lack of neckbeard

>>40928806
Nigga have you seen the indians, their neck beard's longer than your penis

>>40928776
I'm with Poland here. There was a time when Japan would have instantly stood up to defend its countrymen and now they just sit in basements and masturbate to loli hentai.

>>40928755

Is Japan becoming Asian Sweden?

>>40928686
>not recognizing the obvious underlying meaning of East Asia

>>40928755
why pass up an excuse to rebuild your carrier fleet?

>>40928835
indians aren't asians

asians are yellow people

well I surprise both didn't commit suicide, I'm sure ISIS was trying to keep them alive because you know once a Japanese becomes prisoner he would rather commit suicide. The swap seems weird, the Japanese representative is in Jordan where that woman is? quite odd, anyways the reporter is an idiot but he's well known in Japan let's see if he makes out alive.

Can someone (re)post a source for the video or its screenshots? I wanna try something.

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>Nipponese aren't manipulated by Israeli puppets

That's not surprising.

>>40928847
Maybe if Sweden was a nation filled with sociopaths instead of bleeding heart liberals. Japan just doesn't give a fuck about any of this.

Sure they can. it just takes longer for an asian to accumulate a neckbeard, and it grows in splotchy.

I fking love Japanese posts on pol

>>40928870
Ahhh stereotypes, looks like we're the poo of asia

>>40928884
>a nation filled with sociopaths

Old Japan, yes.
Right now, they aren't the same Japan that scared the shit out of China and Korea.

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>>40922860
My personal favorite from the ISIS photoshop grand prix.

>>40927590
>your

>>40928935
>scared the shit out of China and Korea
well china is scary but why us

i love japan chan.

>>40928909
this isn't stereotypes
I've seen asians irl, they're yellow

>>40922888
Lel

>>40928979
ive seen jews in real life. they wear fedoras and have little twirls on the sides of their alien looking heads.

>>40928969
I thought you hated them because of the 3 invasions?

>>40928838
I don't want to hear that from American. You should know better than anyone why we became pacifistic.
It was in the constitution dictated to us by YOUR people.
Because of the AMPO you have bases in Japan that are meant to be there to protect Japan and keep it pacifistic, but in reality it's just a long vacation spot for American soldiers to whore around in Okinawa and cause nothing but noise and pollution.
Even now we are pacifistic and don't get involved in other wars. You want to go to war, go ahead. We have nothing to do with the middle east. It was by chance that two Japanese were captured.
No one in Japan wants any part in this war, which does not threaten us in the least.

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>>40928969
>I DEMAND APOLOJUICE AND REPARATIONS NIDA NIDA NIDA NIDA

>>40928969
maybe because taekwondo is superior to karate

>>40928997
not to mention those hideous fur tube hats

>>40923269
Oh fuck

>>40928997
a lot of us choose to shapeshift to different forms

maybe even YOUR form

you could have a jew living inside you and not even know it

>>40929001
Hahaha that's very true. I think it's worth mentioning a lot of Americans view Japan as a very valuable ally in the South Pacfic region. Sure, you completely fucked up China which would have been an even bigger ally and completely spoiled most of the Southeast Asian region but as it stands you guys are OK now. I wouldn't mind seeing you get your military back.

>>40928935
Japan was neutered by USA
They literally can't build a regular millitary, they have "self defense force" thanks to loopholes.
> Under General Douglas MacArthur of the United States Army, serving as the Supreme Commander of the Allied Powers, the Allied occupation authorities were committed to the demilitarization and democratization of Japan. All clubs, schools, and societies associated with the military and martial skills were eliminated. Martial arts were banned. The general staff was abolished, along with army, navy ministries, the Imperial Army and Imperial Navy. Industries serving the military were also dismantled.
>The trauma of the lost war had produced strong pacifist sentiments among the nation, that found expression in the United States–written 1947 constitution, which, under Article 9, forever renounces war as an instrument for settling international disputes and declares that Japan will never again maintain "land, sea, or air forces or other war potential", in order to protect Japans's neighbors from possible future aggression from the Japanese.

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>>40929007

>>40928997
They're the penguins.

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>>40929001
>Because of the AMPO you have bases in Japan that are meant to be there to protect Japan and keep it pacifistic, but in reality it's just a long vacation spot for American soldiers to whore around in Okinawa and cause nothing but noise and pollution.
>Ignoring the huge investment in missile defense, etc. Americans have made in Japan because your politicians can't stop being passive-aggressive to try to annoy China into nuclear war

>trying to intimidate Asians

kek

>trying to intimidate a race that made suicide into a ritual of high culture

double kek

The problem is they will learn nothing. If they continue to fuck with Japan or even worse China nothing good will come of it for them. Their sad insignificant brains cannot concieve of the horrors they'd bring on themselves.

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>>40927915
This post in the comment section. Jesus christ, Japan scares me.

In the west we say, "Never forget to be compassionate and caring" and they're saying "we Japanese mustn't forget dispassionate mind"

Dispassionate mind? So shutting off your emotions and being ice cold killers is the Japanese way? It's terrifying but also impressive.

>>40929071
can't ching chang the ching chong

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The dispassionate mind cannot be manipulated or swayed by manipulators who prey on emotional response.

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Hey I have an idea.

Instead of attacking and terrorizing Western Europe and USA who typically try to hold back in times of war...let's attack and terrorize the one people that can be more savage, single minded, focused and warlike than any arab country could possibly imagine.

I can't imagine this possibly going wrong for them. Japan is already talking about changing its self-imposed rule about only using its military for "self defense" to allow it to be used outside of their territory.

If quranimals think infidel Americans are bad, what are they going to do against a re-awoken Imperial Japan?

>>40929071
Aren't the Chinese usually "decent occupiers"?

>>40929086
>>40929134
So this is what "the Jews fear the samurai" means.

>>40929086

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55TBFm4eM-w

i'd say the guy who got beheaded is the lucky one.

>>40929135
Will never happen

Glorious

>>40929086
It's probably a weird translation. Maybe one of the Japanese posters here could do a better job translating?

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>>40929135
i know, right? what can go wrong?

>>40929001

> No one in Japan wants any part in this war, which does not threaten us in the least.

It doesn't threaten you because you don't have thousands of loonies in your country who are on the wrong side. Japan can afford to not give a fuck. Based Japan.

>>40928686
Not in North east you dumbfuck, china has about 1 % Muslim population and they are well under controlled,the previous minor terrorist attacks resulted in public execution of suspects and ban of Muslim costume,all mudslimes in North East Asia can do is pretty much whining, don't compare South east with North East

>>40929206
冷静な心 (reisei na kokoro)
Meaning to remain calm.

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>>40929215
Imagine the Rape of Nanking happening in Riyadh, Karachi, Tehran, Cairo, Baghdad...

>>40929135
Didn't Muslim terrorists attack Germans too?

Thats very effective. Terrorists want to strike fear into the hearts of enemies. Now in France people wiull cry cry and cry.. In japan people are like ''hahahahaha niggers lol''

>>40929242
I thought as much. I think the Japanese are trying to show restraint here and not let this small incident get them wound up in a multi million dollar throwaway.

ISIS is destroying itself anyways. I wouldn't be surprised if we see internal fighting start up soon.

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>>40929242

>>40929309
do they really banepost IRL

>>40929309
ISIS are such fags. Against an actual armed enemy they get the shit kicked out of them. Seems like they're really only able to win against unarmed people who are massively outnumbered.

Can't wait to see them all dead.

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If I take off that burqa will you die?

>>40929365
it would be extremely haram

>>40929290
>Italians literally begged for the execution of the 2 girls in Syria
>on facebook particulary
>newspapers write blatant lies about them saying that they had sex with terrorists volountary
>people mad about the government allegedly spending 12 millions

>>40923659
Just like racism! Which a huge reason whites have like no offensive words against them. Except maybe cracker, which I don't really understand what am I a fuckin saltine or someshit?

Stupid moon crickets can't think of shit.

>>40929290
On the surface, the news say
"We want to see them back home safely."
"It is terrible!"
"Now let's talk with Islamic experts (asshole ISIS supporters)"
Some people really do want them back, mostly right wing who want to see Japan more aware of war and see Japan at war to abolish constitution of Japan.
Left wing is against doing action and wonders why these two were even there in the first place.
The pictures come from 2channel, which is a place for NEETs to make fun of everything because they are losers who are disconnected from the world and don't care who they hurt.

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>the samurai is waking up
you can have dokdo
we dont want any trouble
we will help you fight the north and china just dont annex south korea
take the women from china

>>40929382
You're a big jihadi.

>>40929382
For you

>>40928478
Even if they gave them the money they would die. Or do you think these are rational, honorable people?

>>40929413
As always, the left-wing is always weaker.

>>40922860
Glorious Nippon.

>>40929413
Aren't they reporters? They are gathering news and information on ISIS. They are non-combatants who pose no threat. Is the Left in Japan that stupid to not know what a journalists job is?

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I thought Haruna Yukawa had already been killed a few months ago in the first place.
that picture with Kenji and Haruna was unnatural. because Kenji has apparently lost weight, but Haruna has not changed at all in his appearance.
It is very doubtful that Haruna was able to keep his chubby figure for months despite being taken as hostage.

Anyway I am disappointed at ISIS's lack of consistency.

>>40929016
Sasuga Kubo.

>>40928659
They aren't allowed to have a military after ww2 ya fuckin' mong. But I, as an American would gladly lay my life on the line to kill as many of them as possible. Fuck a 9-5.

>>40929417
>giving up dignity to help people you've always hated for centuries
No one single Korea person I know will say shameless shit like this, you are either Japanese living in Korea or just a Korean weeaboo

>>40929393
I'm Italian and of course I was mad about Rome spending that retarded amount of money. They're directly funding terrorism, and encouraging ISIS to kidnap MORE Italian's because they know Italy will pay up.

I didn't hear about any of that other shit though.

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Le kebabi John meme

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>>40929492
ppl can get fat during kidnappings you know

Does anybody have the background from the dark knight rises when CIA is standing in front of the plane? I need this to happen.

>>40928838
The Japanese Empire would never have gone to war because two random guys got kidnapped.

>>40929309
or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him in a river...

>>40929417
Koreans not so tough since being molested.

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>>40929365
updated

When is the world going to thank the US for slaughtering millions of these Sandniggers and stop chastising us for it? I'm pretty sure killing these idiots is what we all want here.

>>40929489
No. Haruna was a disgruntled mercenary and Kenji was a nobody reporter who wanted to go save "the children of Syria" (lol).
Both went without the permission of the government. There are no Japanese reporters in Syria, it is too big of a risk. Kenji was asked to come back many times before and no one even knew about Haruna.

>>40929492
Yes, definitely. Their continuity director needs to get fired/beheaded. They didn't even take care of the beard.

>>40929532
/pol/ is tumblr compared to italians on facebook/social media lol. there was a comment on a news site that said that italy should "force them to be prostitutes for 40 years to get the 12 milions back to the state".
after their liberation clickbait sites started to say that they had sex with terrorists volountary to get clicks, politicians fucking tweeted that, fucking national newspapers took the idea and printed that shit

POST VID YOUTUBE TAKING THEM DOWN QUICK

>>40926662
oh my god, my side

>>40929655
http://dd.gw.lt/japanese_isis.mp4

>>40927815
underrated post

>>40929577
>The Japanese Empire would never have gone to war because two random guys got kidnapped.

Actually, they would.

This would actually be a better excuse than the ones the Japanese Empire used to do.

>>40929577
Admit it... It would be based af

>You can kill some of us, but Japan is a peaceful and happy land, with fast Internet. So go to hell.

Japan knows whats right, with fast internet who cares about rest world

>>40928776
>>40928838
>>40929001
>>40928659
Go get them! Unlike us, we can't do anything on the cartel guys which are on every corner. Just tell that ISIS guy, ¡Puto! We are coming for you sandnigger! Get him, get him! Send the Yakuza after him.

>>40923137
Next time you feel like you want to "photoshop" something just jump off a building instead.

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>>40929753
That was for conquering. We don't care about the middle east. We won't go to war over those two.

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>>40929753
> 2015
> ISIS patrol in technicals around Mosul
> Achmed looks up at an unusual noise.
> "Aircraft. Turboprop. Drones?"
> Not a Drone.
> Mitsubishi A6M7 Zeros
> Thousands of them. Painted white with rising sun battle insignia.
> No guns, bombs or rockets. Just packed with high explosives and one crazy slant-eyed fucker.
> "Tennouheika Banzai!" He screams before his plane slams into Achmed's gun truck.

We warned you about those japs bro.

At least the rest of the world gets to watch as the Japanese and Muslims see which one can out-suicide the other.

>>40929770
>Japan is a peaceful and happy land
It's funny how they say this but they have one of the highest suicide rates in the world.

>>40929304
>>40929364
Hey, send ISIS over here to Mexico. Maybe ISIS will kill itself along with the (can't place them or they will track my IP with their psychic powers).

>>40929809

But high suicide rate makes for a stronger society, I wish more losers killed themselves in Western countries.

>>40929805
Now that would beat red bull air race events in every way

>>40929625
Never, as we want tolerance and peace as we fear not getting in heaven. We have been castrated.

>>40926946
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh man you're a riot kangaroo kyle but seriously go crawl up a dingos asshole or something m8

g'day

>>40929800
There is plenty of oil in the middle east.

>>40929805
They only did that when they were losing, realized the Americans had more resources than they had and that they had more Zeros than good pilots.

In normal circumstances, they fight like everyone else, except that they are occupying lands, they are kind of bad at separating what is enemy military, civilian and guinea pig.

Vid: dd.gw.lt/japanese_isis.mp4

>>40929809
>>40929851
Remember how they said Mexico has one of the highest happiness ratings in the world?

That is because we are too damn dumb to know things. Our dumb "no pasa nada" philosophy has pussified us.

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In 2chan, ISIS are now known as sand Korea

>>40930046
based nippon

>>40928373
>Slices in

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HARUNAAAAAAAAAAAaaa lololol who cares

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Holy fuck, I didn't know that nips are so based.

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>>40930046

Dammit japan i love you.

>>40930333
LMAO this is so fucking insane

i never knew japs were so BASED

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DON'T TELL ISIS-KUN!

>>40923009
gerizekali burda denir mi oyle bisey

>>40930046
>sand korea

toppest fuckin' kek

>>40922860

So Japan doesn't care about those two guys then, huh?

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>>40930046
>>40930204

Stay based, Japan.

>>40926662
lol is that THE same pool?

>>40928578
Stop insulting Australia or I'll bash you and check you in the trash along with the other 32 people I killed with me bare hands yesty.

>>40930444
What the fuck are they gonna do? Mount a rescue with that army you guys don't let them have?

>>40930444
Care perhaps, but not $200 million care.

If all other nations held true to not negotiating with terrorists ISIS would've run dry a long time ago.

>>40929001
America BTFO

>>40929215
that image pleases me

>>40929946
this is wrong in almost every historical sense imaginable.

do not take anything in the post i am responding to as fact, it is not.

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>>40930566
>implying we choose our government or its decisions

>>40930601
Uh?

You think they were winning when they started throwing airplanes at American ships? They were losing the war, Americans had better and more planes than they did and even most of their good pilots were dead, since unlike Americans that could send their aces back home to train more pilots they had to send the same pilots again and again.

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>>40929001
>We got told

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>>40929278

Name one good reason we shouldnt just start dropping bombs until we hit them.

Where is the video?!

>japs samefagging with western IP proxies and calling themselves based
slant eyed cunts if you ask me
>266 replies
>175 unique posters

>>40930943
Here is a list of Ireland military victories:

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hello from 2channel!

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>>40931049
>West Korea

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ISIS in charge of making intimidating videos.

Any video of the beheading? That youtube link went down

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>>40930981
vikings got BTFO in Ireland loads of times
why not give me a list of HUE victories instead, spick?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Clontarf

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>>40930981
also Lord Kitchener was an Irishman

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>>40930981
oh fuck whats that sound
oh nevermind its just the noise of the Irish spreading across the world in their millions and colonizing shitskins like your ancestors alongside the Anglos

>>40931395
>>40931330
>>40931268
Go eat some potatoes, McKeith.

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>>40931439
>>40930981
Oh, not now for songs of a nation’s wrongs,
not the groans of starving labor;
Let the rifle ring and the bullet sing
to the clash of the flashing sabre!

>>40931268

>Ireland's GOAT high King's greatest feat was dying against a minor Viking skirmish

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraguayan_War

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Collecchio

>>40931330

Fighting for his masters, the British.

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reminder that ireland fought the jews and won

>>40928755
based japs.

>>40928666
trips confirms exact scenario

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>>40931541
Did I trigger you?

>>40929180
fuck yeah akainu

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I think this thread is helping people to realize why weebs like Japan. It's not just because the anime or lolicon porn, it's because Japanese people are fucking nuts.

Japans u so based

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>>40931539
>Paraguayan War
3 beaner countries team up on Paraguay, Paraguay loses
>240,000 against 150,000 what a great victory for the Hues

>battle of Collecchio
>fighting against wogs and demoralized Germans is a great victory
k

Picture yourself in the skin of these unlucky japs for a minute. There are memes and jokes on the internet about you dying in the next 24 hours.

They are supposed to be some kind of heroes and all, but knowing that you are gonna become dogmeat helplessly in few hours must be fucking horrifying.

>>40923009

hahaha mal

>>40928666
Satan is right

>>40923269
Who is the blond?

>>40931730
They had to be nuked twice before they'd stop.
Think about that for a second.
It took two.

Thread reminds me why i hate the irish

tur de turr te durr

>>40931813
We trained people to fight with sharp bamboo sticks because there was no more scrap metal left. They were desperate.

>>40929537

>prigionera da burger king

hahha top kek i understood that

>>40929413
The pictures come from 2channel, which is a place for NEETs to make fun of everything because they are losers who are disconnected from the world and don't care who they hurt.

sounds familiar

>>40931762

That's more than Ireland did.

List of Irish achievements:

>tfw japan should have won the war ;_;

>>40931268
>>40931330
>>40931395
>>40931487


HUE BTFO

Also:

>Brazil
>Conquered and taken over by the fucking Portuguese. Resistance? Lel.

>Irish
>Over 1,000 years of of resistance against invaders despite repeated attempts to fuck them over totally still never give up and eventually reclaim their land.
>Also numerous Irish take prominent positions across the Western World, from Britain to the USA, Australia, Canada etc, Irish everywhere.

Irish are a superior people.

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>>40931886
preserved precious pieces of literature that snownigger vikings were burning by hiding them in our tall round potato towers
your turn

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>isis caring about an isolated island nation with a mostly non-religious almost 100% Asian population with no official military

why? did they need money that badly? who knows japanese in isis? I'm surprised they didnt mistake them for chinese. Also good luck on ever going to japan if you're arab. they dont even want to let white people.

>>40931886
lets not forget the settlement of Iceland that snowniggers falsely claim as their achievement
>Landnámabók mentions the presence of Irish monks prior to Norse settlement, and states that the monks left behind Irish books, bells and crosiers, among other things. According to the same account, the Irish monks abandoned the country when the Norse arrived, or had left prior to their arrival.

Another source mentioning the Papar is Íslendingabók, dating from between 1122 and 1133. According to this account, the previous inhabitants, a few Irish monks, known as the Papar, left the island since they did not want to live with pagan Norsemen. One theory suggests that those monks were members of a Hiberno-Scottish mission, i.e. Irish and Scottish monks who spread Christianity during the Middle Ages. They may also have been hermits.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Iceland#Irish_monks

>>40931942
We were not conquered by Portugal. Portugal created us. And we got our Independence much faster than the Irish.

>>40931965
Developed the best pure martial art in the world.

>>40931942

>conquered and taken over by the portuguese

Brazil ARE the portuguese, there are more white brazilians than portuguese at the moment, feel free to wiki the numbers and do the math

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>>40931886
and then there's St.Brendan who may or may not have (probably not but I like to think he so) settled in North America centuries before any other Europeans

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>>40932015
How about you stop fucking up the thread, you potato-munching nigger?

>>40922888
My sides

>>40923959
"Release one poorly rendered video, and whole world thinks we're a big joke. Allah damnit Ahmed. We're cutting you next time."

>>40926946
he mad

>>40932043

More or less, yeah.
The capital of the Portuguese Empire was in Brazil for a while. And the Crown Prince of Portugal chose Brazil over Portugal, eventually. So much that the senior line of the Portuguese Royal Family was the Brazilian one.

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>>40932079
thread was shit from the start, its an honor that it got to be shitposted to death by an Irishman
why don't you go back to getting fucked up by the frogs you disgusting excuse for a nation

>implying one live is worthy 100 million bucks
You can save a shit ton of people with this money. Who in their sane mind would even think about paying this much for one hostage? Best to invest in bombs.

>>40922860
ISISクソコラグランプリ
ISIS kusokoraguranpuri
クソ= shit
コラ= photomontage/manipulated photo/photoshopped image
グランプリ=Grand Prix

Literally "ISIS shit-shoop grand prix" for anyone that was wondering.

>>40932154
Do you really want to compare Ireland with Austria?
Austria had one of the biggest Empires in Europe. Ireland was England's Bolivia.

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>>40929685
>>40928433
>>40930461