A Japanese hashtag mocking ISIS after its threat to kill two Japanese citizens has gone viral on Twitter.
The hashtag #ISISクソコラグランプリ, meaning something along the lines of "ISIS Photoshop grand prix," started spreading on January 20.
Here is my American contribution. Have fun.
Just like your country, stay mad and never contribute. Thank you.
Prison islands with mutant animals don't get to talk like that.
closeup from bottom right of
possibly my fav pic so far
We are the ones who make a brighter day, so let's start giving.
>Lulwut Canada you literal don't mean shit to anyone.
>dum nignog learnz grammar.
They say if you beat this man at ping pong he let's you go.
*leans in closer, causing you to freeze and become incredibly uncomfortable as the atmosphere of the thread immediately turns sour before whispering in a vaguely menacing tone*
>Jihadi john most certainly spends a large amount of time on the internet.
>I wonder if hes got a big head.
Could we call him "Little John" from now on?
I'm pretty sure all jihadis are manlets with massive short man syndromes.
>At least this is one way that Japanese citizens can bite back at ISIS, as islamic extremists get extremely buttflustered when they're mocked.
True, but they need to put more Mohammeds in the shoops.
>The hashtag #ISISクソコラグランプリ, meaning something along the lines of "ISIS Photoshop grand prix,"
クソ = shit
コラ = photomontage or "hey!" when interjecting to scold someone
グランプリ = grand prix
The hashtag is genius and they don't even bother to translate it accurately
Found these pictures funny XD
they just beheaded one of them http://rt.com/news/225763-isis-execute-japanese-hostage/
>Implying nips give a fuck about eachother other than family.
I actually laugh when I ready these comments.
It's like pointing at a Lamborghini and saying your Ford Fiesta is better because you don't have to change the tires as often.
I'm so glad to see that it was the deranged transsexual that died and not the respectable reporter.
This prisoner swap that they're suggesting sounds fair. There was no real loss here as long as he returns unharmed.
The 中二病 reporter brought this on himself as well. He shouldn't have gone to the middle east on his own accord like that.
Who cares if either makes it.
I don't know who this Sajida is. Can someone tell me why she is important?
It is amazing how the only time they ever do anything actually noteworthy is when they move to the US or UK.
No, you are an idiot.
Don't pretend like you know Japanese, weeaboo shit.
コラ = From collage コラージュ it is an abbreviation.
If you're going to be a smug asshole, at least make sure that the idiocy you spew is correct.
We didn't care to begin with. We did it under the impression that both will die anyway. 2channel doesn't care either way.
The only ones who act like they care are Korean. Korean don't care either, they just want to make us feel guilty (lol)
1. Swap the Japanese journalist for the shitty muslima wanna be suicide bomber
2. Weeks later muslima gets killed by airstrike/shot by Peshmerga/actually manages to blow herself up on the battlefield in Syria or Iraq.
3. GREAT VICTORY!
Seriously, what is there to lose by this deal? The muslima prisoner in Jordan is tactically worthless, at most its a slight minimal propaganda win for ISIS, but she is really unimportant worth far far less than the $200 million they wanted, and she'll just be killed in the conflict soon anyway. Seriously give her to them she is worthless, its an easy way to save the Japanese journalist who I hope survives.
I've met only one good Australian and he doesn't shittalk or shitpost. It seems the majority of Australian's literally shit talk
>yeah i fkin beat the shit out of me mum fkin killed about 17 people with me bare hands n fked like 15 girls
why doesn't japan declare war on all muslims? you live in an island the mudslime can't get to, and there are almost no muslims in japan to cause trouble.
japan, just go imperial on them, you have my permission
it'll also be a good excuse to grow your military and get combat experience for china
We don't declare war on anyone. There is no need to get involved in a war that is not related to us. Especially not for 2 people who weren't even supposed to be in the Middle East.
well I surprise both didn't commit suicide, I'm sure ISIS was trying to keep them alive because you know once a Japanese becomes prisoner he would rather commit suicide. The swap seems weird, the Japanese representative is in Jordan where that woman is? quite odd, anyways the reporter is an idiot but he's well known in Japan let's see if he makes out alive.
>Nipponese aren't manipulated by Israeli puppets
That's not surprising.
My personal favorite from the ISIS photoshop grand prix.
I don't want to hear that from American. You should know better than anyone why we became pacifistic.
It was in the constitution dictated to us by YOUR people.
Because of the AMPO you have bases in Japan that are meant to be there to protect Japan and keep it pacifistic, but in reality it's just a long vacation spot for American soldiers to whore around in Okinawa and cause nothing but noise and pollution.
Even now we are pacifistic and don't get involved in other wars. You want to go to war, go ahead. We have nothing to do with the middle east. It was by chance that two Japanese were captured.
No one in Japan wants any part in this war, which does not threaten us in the least.
>I DEMAND APOLOJUICE AND REPARATIONS NIDA NIDA NIDA NIDA
Hahaha that's very true. I think it's worth mentioning a lot of Americans view Japan as a very valuable ally in the South Pacfic region. Sure, you completely fucked up China which would have been an even bigger ally and completely spoiled most of the Southeast Asian region but as it stands you guys are OK now. I wouldn't mind seeing you get your military back.
Japan was neutered by USA
They literally can't build a regular millitary, they have "self defense force" thanks to loopholes.
> Under General Douglas MacArthur of the United States Army, serving as the Supreme Commander of the Allied Powers, the Allied occupation authorities were committed to the demilitarization and democratization of Japan. All clubs, schools, and societies associated with the military and martial skills were eliminated. Martial arts were banned. The general staff was abolished, along with army, navy ministries, the Imperial Army and Imperial Navy. Industries serving the military were also dismantled.
>The trauma of the lost war had produced strong pacifist sentiments among the nation, that found expression in the United States–written 1947 constitution, which, under Article 9, forever renounces war as an instrument for settling international disputes and declares that Japan will never again maintain "land, sea, or air forces or other war potential", in order to protect Japans's neighbors from possible future aggression from the Japanese.
>Because of the AMPO you have bases in Japan that are meant to be there to protect Japan and keep it pacifistic, but in reality it's just a long vacation spot for American soldiers to whore around in Okinawa and cause nothing but noise and pollution.
>Ignoring the huge investment in missile defense, etc. Americans have made in Japan because your politicians can't stop being passive-aggressive to try to annoy China into nuclear war
>trying to intimidate Asians
>trying to intimidate a race that made suicide into a ritual of high culture
The problem is they will learn nothing. If they continue to fuck with Japan or even worse China nothing good will come of it for them. Their sad insignificant brains cannot concieve of the horrors they'd bring on themselves.
This post in the comment section. Jesus christ, Japan scares me.
In the west we say, "Never forget to be compassionate and caring" and they're saying "we Japanese mustn't forget dispassionate mind"
Dispassionate mind? So shutting off your emotions and being ice cold killers is the Japanese way? It's terrifying but also impressive.
The dispassionate mind cannot be manipulated or swayed by manipulators who prey on emotional response.
Hey I have an idea.
Instead of attacking and terrorizing Western Europe and USA who typically try to hold back in times of war...let's attack and terrorize the one people that can be more savage, single minded, focused and warlike than any arab country could possibly imagine.
I can't imagine this possibly going wrong for them. Japan is already talking about changing its self-imposed rule about only using its military for "self defense" to allow it to be used outside of their territory.
If quranimals think infidel Americans are bad, what are they going to do against a re-awoken Imperial Japan?
> No one in Japan wants any part in this war, which does not threaten us in the least.
It doesn't threaten you because you don't have thousands of loonies in your country who are on the wrong side. Japan can afford to not give a fuck. Based Japan.
Not in North east you dumbfuck, china has about 1 % Muslim population and they are well under controlled,the previous minor terrorist attacks resulted in public execution of suspects and ban of Muslim costume,all mudslimes in North East Asia can do is pretty much whining, don't compare South east with North East
Imagine the Rape of Nanking happening in Riyadh, Karachi, Tehran, Cairo, Baghdad...
I thought as much. I think the Japanese are trying to show restraint here and not let this small incident get them wound up in a multi million dollar throwaway.
ISIS is destroying itself anyways. I wouldn't be surprised if we see internal fighting start up soon.
ISIS are such fags. Against an actual armed enemy they get the shit kicked out of them. Seems like they're really only able to win against unarmed people who are massively outnumbered.
Can't wait to see them all dead.
>Italians literally begged for the execution of the 2 girls in Syria
>on facebook particulary
>newspapers write blatant lies about them saying that they had sex with terrorists volountary
>people mad about the government allegedly spending 12 millions
Just like racism! Which a huge reason whites have like no offensive words against them. Except maybe cracker, which I don't really understand what am I a fuckin saltine or someshit?
Stupid moon crickets can't think of shit.
On the surface, the news say
"We want to see them back home safely."
"It is terrible!"
"Now let's talk with Islamic experts (asshole ISIS supporters)"
Some people really do want them back, mostly right wing who want to see Japan more aware of war and see Japan at war to abolish constitution of Japan.
Left wing is against doing action and wonders why these two were even there in the first place.
The pictures come from 2channel, which is a place for NEETs to make fun of everything because they are losers who are disconnected from the world and don't care who they hurt.
>the samurai is waking up
you can have dokdo
we dont want any trouble
we will help you fight the north and china just dont annex south korea
take the women from china
Aren't they reporters? They are gathering news and information on ISIS. They are non-combatants who pose no threat. Is the Left in Japan that stupid to not know what a journalists job is?
I thought Haruna Yukawa had already been killed a few months ago in the first place.
that picture with Kenji and Haruna was unnatural. because Kenji has apparently lost weight, but Haruna has not changed at all in his appearance.
It is very doubtful that Haruna was able to keep his chubby figure for months despite being taken as hostage.
Anyway I am disappointed at ISIS's lack of consistency.
>giving up dignity to help people you've always hated for centuries
No one single Korea person I know will say shameless shit like this, you are either Japanese living in Korea or just a Korean weeaboo
I'm Italian and of course I was mad about Rome spending that retarded amount of money. They're directly funding terrorism, and encouraging ISIS to kidnap MORE Italian's because they know Italy will pay up.
I didn't hear about any of that other shit though.
No. Haruna was a disgruntled mercenary and Kenji was a nobody reporter who wanted to go save "the children of Syria" (lol).
Both went without the permission of the government. There are no Japanese reporters in Syria, it is too big of a risk. Kenji was asked to come back many times before and no one even knew about Haruna.
/pol/ is tumblr compared to italians on facebook/social media lol. there was a comment on a news site that said that italy should "force them to be prostitutes for 40 years to get the 12 milions back to the state".
after their liberation clickbait sites started to say that they had sex with terrorists volountary to get clicks, politicians fucking tweeted that, fucking national newspapers took the idea and printed that shit
>The Japanese Empire would never have gone to war because two random guys got kidnapped.
Actually, they would.
This would actually be a better excuse than the ones the Japanese Empire used to do.
Go get them! Unlike us, we can't do anything on the cartel guys which are on every corner. Just tell that ISIS guy, ¡Puto! We are coming for you sandnigger! Get him, get him! Send the Yakuza after him.
That was for conquering. We don't care about the middle east. We won't go to war over those two.
> ISIS patrol in technicals around Mosul
> Achmed looks up at an unusual noise.
> "Aircraft. Turboprop. Drones?"
> Not a Drone.
> Mitsubishi A6M7 Zeros
> Thousands of them. Painted white with rising sun battle insignia.
> No guns, bombs or rockets. Just packed with high explosives and one crazy slant-eyed fucker.
> "Tennouheika Banzai!" He screams before his plane slams into Achmed's gun truck.
We warned you about those japs bro.
At least the rest of the world gets to watch as the Japanese and Muslims see which one can out-suicide the other.
There is plenty of oil in the middle east.
They only did that when they were losing, realized the Americans had more resources than they had and that they had more Zeros than good pilots.
In normal circumstances, they fight like everyone else, except that they are occupying lands, they are kind of bad at separating what is enemy military, civilian and guinea pig.
Remember how they said Mexico has one of the highest happiness ratings in the world?
That is because we are too damn dumb to know things. Our dumb "no pasa nada" philosophy has pussified us.
>implying we choose our government or its decisions
You think they were winning when they started throwing airplanes at American ships? They were losing the war, Americans had better and more planes than they did and even most of their good pilots were dead, since unlike Americans that could send their aces back home to train more pilots they had to send the same pilots again and again.
vikings got BTFO in Ireland loads of times
why not give me a list of HUE victories instead, spick?
also Lord Kitchener was an Irishman
oh fuck whats that sound
oh nevermind its just the noise of the Irish spreading across the world in their millions and colonizing shitskins like your ancestors alongside the Anglos
Oh, not now for songs of a nation’s wrongs,
not the groans of starving labor;
Let the rifle ring and the bullet sing
to the clash of the flashing sabre!
>Ireland's GOAT high King's greatest feat was dying against a minor Viking skirmish
Fighting for his masters, the British.
Did I trigger you?
I think this thread is helping people to realize why weebs like Japan. It's not just because the anime or lolicon porn, it's because Japanese people are fucking nuts.
3 beaner countries team up on Paraguay, Paraguay loses
>240,000 against 150,000 what a great victory for the Hues
>battle of Collecchio
>fighting against wogs and demoralized Germans is a great victory
Picture yourself in the skin of these unlucky japs for a minute. There are memes and jokes on the internet about you dying in the next 24 hours.
They are supposed to be some kind of heroes and all, but knowing that you are gonna become dogmeat helplessly in few hours must be fucking horrifying.
The pictures come from 2channel, which is a place for NEETs to make fun of everything because they are losers who are disconnected from the world and don't care who they hurt.
>Conquered and taken over by the fucking Portuguese. Resistance? Lel.
>Over 1,000 years of of resistance against invaders despite repeated attempts to fuck them over totally still never give up and eventually reclaim their land.
>Also numerous Irish take prominent positions across the Western World, from Britain to the USA, Australia, Canada etc, Irish everywhere.
Irish are a superior people.
preserved precious pieces of literature that snownigger vikings were burning by hiding them in our tall round potato towers
>isis caring about an isolated island nation with a mostly non-religious almost 100% Asian population with no official military
why? did they need money that badly? who knows japanese in isis? I'm surprised they didnt mistake them for chinese. Also good luck on ever going to japan if you're arab. they dont even want to let white people.
lets not forget the settlement of Iceland that snowniggers falsely claim as their achievement
>Landnámabók mentions the presence of Irish monks prior to Norse settlement, and states that the monks left behind Irish books, bells and crosiers, among other things. According to the same account, the Irish monks abandoned the country when the Norse arrived, or had left prior to their arrival.
Another source mentioning the Papar is Íslendingabók, dating from between 1122 and 1133. According to this account, the previous inhabitants, a few Irish monks, known as the Papar, left the island since they did not want to live with pagan Norsemen. One theory suggests that those monks were members of a Hiberno-Scottish mission, i.e. Irish and Scottish monks who spread Christianity during the Middle Ages. They may also have been hermits.
>conquered and taken over by the portuguese
Brazil ARE the portuguese, there are more white brazilians than portuguese at the moment, feel free to wiki the numbers and do the math
and then there's St.Brendan who may or may not have (probably not but I like to think he so) settled in North America centuries before any other Europeans
How about you stop fucking up the thread, you potato-munching nigger?
More or less, yeah.
The capital of the Portuguese Empire was in Brazil for a while. And the Crown Prince of Portugal chose Brazil over Portugal, eventually. So much that the senior line of the Portuguese Royal Family was the Brazilian one.
thread was shit from the start, its an honor that it got to be shitposted to death by an Irishman
why don't you go back to getting fucked up by the frogs you disgusting excuse for a nation
>implying one live is worthy 100 million bucks
You can save a shit ton of people with this money. Who in their sane mind would even think about paying this much for one hostage? Best to invest in bombs.
コラ= photomontage/manipulated photo/photoshopped image
Literally "ISIS shit-shoop grand prix" for anyone that was wondering.
I hope this pushes Japan to be even more gloriously isolated and more determined to keep all mudslimes out of Japan - need to have at least one country that will still be civilised in future as the west and the rest beyond fall into multicultural hell and conflict.
>oh nevermind its just the noise of the Irish spreading across the world in their millions and colonizing shitskins like your ancestors alongside the Anglos
The world would be better off without ANYONE in the UK or that catholic pile of shit next to it.
Would have taken up to 12 if the Emperor was assassinated.
That's the difference between a nationstate and a multinational state: Nationstate-Japan would have cost the lives of millions to suppress while the far more powerful mulitnational Russia fell apart without a single shot being fired.