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I started a troll OKC account. It's already gotten about 10 views and 2 messages after being up for 5 minutes.

Help me write the bio /pol/
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>>40556084
Cardio buff, always on the run. Enjoy shopping, crossbows, and have issues with authority. BBC wanted.
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Peaceful and religious
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Is a helping person and devoted to helping her man
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>>40556084

>frenchybanker

top kek
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What I got so far. I'll be adding suggestions. Youtube link is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThjmAEzT8S0
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Believe it or not, OP, I created a fake female POF account a while ago

So many horny creepy depressed old drunks on there that straight up copy and paste their "hey bb gurl u new to town u r pretty" comments.
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>>40556084

Was in prison for stabbing my last ex-boyfriend.
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>>40556418
actually her last bf was killed by da police
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my nickname is the cock gobbler
my favourite ride is the bologna pony
you can jizyah in my muffizlah
i call my thick ass the korankadonk
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Fucking terrorist sympathizers.
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>>40556471
They all look the same
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>>40556332

> What I'm doing with my life
I tend to run from one thing to another. I think I've found my calling this way. Naturally I need a guy who can be part of that lol
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dubs and I make a Hitler profile on jdate
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>>40556332

> likely to blow up soon
> mfw

Also, I'd laugh if the Frenchie police found the profile, and in the news they reported that she was trying to do dating while on the run.
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>>40556519
report them to the JIDF
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>>40556519
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This thread seems promising.
Under things you hate or turn offs write: Comics.
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The six things I could never do without
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.

On a typical Friday night I am ________
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>>40556519
Do they even know who they're replying too?
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>>40556332
>What I'm doing with my life:
"I usually find myself on the move lately, but it hasn't been hard to find odd jobs because it's like I'm wanted everywhere I go!"
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>>40556702
On a Friday night I am at home, don't like to go out much, also I don't drink alcohol.
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>>40556715
>I'm wanted everywhere I go
hehe
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>>40556702
>no cartoonists
Fucking brilliant anon.
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>>40556702
>please no cartoonists.

This is getting good.
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>>40556084

>yfw OP gets killed by angry muslims for tainting the name of their new heroine.
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this is hilarious
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>>40556702

>I like artsy guys, but please no cartoonists.
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>>40556702
>I like artsy guys, but please no cartoonists.

kek
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>>40556833
>mfw
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>>40556598
make it anyway


Has anyone been able to find higher res pictures of Hayat? Or maybe some pictures before she converted to islam?
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>>40556702
>Visited France once, it was a blast.
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>frenchybanker visited your profile
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>>40556843
Perfect
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>>40556923
kek. added
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top thread
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>>40556900

All I can find is those weird black and white blurry pictures. I'll keep looking
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>>40556084
>inb4 french police set up a date
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>>40556702
>heeb cock
>bombs
>female circumcision
>anal
>BDSM
>racemixing
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>>40556833
>mfw
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>>40556986
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>>40556332
>Likely to blow up soon
Fucking goddamnit OP, this kind of laughter is painful.
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>>40557050
Thanks to /pol/ copypastas I will never not associate Louis "Cuck King" C.K. with liberal cuckoldry
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>>40556986
Tell him your life is a little a crazy at the moment. See if he has a place you can hide out for a few weeks.
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interests: Cars, lately I like to switch them every now and then...
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>>4055683
>OP is kill
At least he died in glory.
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Not really looking for anything long term - I like to live every day like it's my last!
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5kv+VMba is the hero we need.
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>I'm looking for someone new to spend some time with somewhere remote. It might get a little crazy but hopefully the police won't turn up.
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>>40557079
That pasta originates from /tv/ they've been calling him a cuck for years
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>>40557136
>>40557106
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>>40556332
Likely to blow up soon...you're originality is stunning, why don't you try becoming a comedian OP?
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Toasting in an epic bread.
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Help me think of something funnier to say here.

>>40557197
You're welcome to make suggestions for improvement, too, ya know
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>>40557197
>a couple of days ago a magazine got attacked by muslims because they didn't like a satirical cartoon
>op you should make anti-muslim jokes on stage lol

yeah op, put yourself in the public eye and insult islam, that always ends well!
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>>40556674
Frozen Zucchini made me laugh.
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>>40557246
He's in the US, they can't do shit.
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>>40557246
It was attacked because France decided to recognize the Palestinian state.

FALSE FLAG
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>>40556815
>>40556702

I've seen that girls pictures a few times on here in regards to the france shit, what did she do?

Or a link works too
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Favourite food is kebab.
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Hayat "Y'all better get low or she kills you with the crossbow" Boumeddiene
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>>40557240
>favorite movies :Bourne identity, don't ask me why but i like his style.
or you could say i like the blending in aspect of assassins creed.
Because how ever she's getting around OP she's pretty damn good.
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>>40557308
beat me to it, was just going to post something along those lines, and maybe "snackbar"
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>>40556645
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>>40556702
>no cartoonists
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>>40557308
kebab only applies to Turks.
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>>40557301
She's one of the 4 terrorist. Her bf is a nigger who is also one of them
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Bloody /pol/ is always up to some sort of mischief.
The Devil makes work for idle hands.
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>>40556485
>mfw
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>>40557365
It just comes naturally to /pol/
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likes to photobomb
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Forgot to include her bf's race
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>>40556084
Looking for strong dark Obama loving male
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favorite restaurant: Allahu snAckbar
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>>40556084

>mfw french police thinks its actually her, traces your IP and bombs your house
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>>40557399
Holy shit you're killing me
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>>40557399
>Argentinian
Oh shit based OP this is just perfect
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>>40557426
>french
>doing anything.
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>>40556332
>If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best

Every fucking time, women want to make sure you're fully aware they're going to act like a child having a temper tantrum from time to time and you better deal with it without saying anything.

You should add you want a real man who has the money and capacity to take care of you.
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>>40557476
Ugh god I know
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Favorite rapper: Wiz Caliphate
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>>40557399
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>>40556084

good to see you back /pol/
>missed you!
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"I'm a gamer girl so dont apply if you cant handle some raids"
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>>40557421
Aloha Snack Bar
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>>40557426

thats actually gonna happen though. Im waiting for Fox news to talk about this.
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>>40556900
Replace god with Allah
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OP can you post an updated screenshot ?
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Holy shit, people are actually falling for this?

10/10 OP
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>>40557496
lmao

>favorite basketball team
>Houston Rockets
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How it looks so far. Also, note that 10 people have visited me since the start of this thread.
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>>40557426
Maybe we should hurry this along, and make a tip

>wanted terrorist trying to find aid through popular dating site
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post photo of her in nijab/burka:
really hate it when i've went to the hairdresser and he doesn't even notice
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>>40557636
>2 times cars quote

ya blew it
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>>40557586
Probably not. Most guys on OKC just mass message girls with generic messages.
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>>40557636
>Swedish meatballs.
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>>40557679
>all that spam

Not worth the trouble.
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>>40556332
Would a Muslim in the UK write like that?
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>>40557636
AYYYYYEEEEE OP took some feedback from my Bourne identity comment, 10/10 See this is why /pol/ can have nice things.
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>>40557636
>Sometimes I take a late night grocery run...

too soon? naahh topkek.
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>>40557476
not the point of the thread /r9k/
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>>40557679
>namaste
why
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>>40557750
Hiss.
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this could be a damn good honeypot

snare those fuckers in and get the FBI involved
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>>40556471
jesus, my sides!!
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Guilty pleasure: Christian Bale movies
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>>40557636
>NO JEWS
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girl you wanna sex me, girl, why don't you let
you really turn me on, i think we could swing it
girl that's why i'm sayin', baby you're the bomb
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>>>40557426
>traces your IP
yfw this will happen
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>>40557679
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>>40557636
Sign: I don't believe in astrology
Body type: Used up
Smokes: Sometimes
Drinks: Never
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>>40557636
For Job, put :Aiding and abeding Terrorism

Education: Local Taliban all female School located in North Syria, across from the allahu snackbar.
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>>40557815
saved
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>>40557426
OP here. My house is on top of a hill, so I'm safe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tG28Y5qcA4
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>>40557807
why are you showing a pic of hayats bf
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Lmao
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>>40557636
> inb4 SAS bursts into your house
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>>40557636
Use this one
I am Halaal in the streets and Haraam in the sheets
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>>40557874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
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>>40557679
kek

it's interesting to see what most guys write to girls on these things
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