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Dirty Dan, the molestin' man
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What's this guy's name again, /pol/?
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>>>/co/
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>>39268830
Dan "I've had tighter" Schneider
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Dan 'the one man 'nam on your fan' Schneider.
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>>39268830

Can someone shop his face onto spongebob from the dirty dan episode?
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>>39268830
Dan "the foot fetish man" Schneider
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Dan "Known Hollywood Diddler, Subtle Kiddy Fiddler" Schneider
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"Footfan" Dan "Shoes off in the Van" Schneider
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>>39269378
>mfw he's responsible for turning me into a foot fag

feels bad man
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Dan "the man in the blacked-out can" Schneider"
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>>39269544

Van, god dammit. I fucking fixed that auto correct when I typed it...
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Dan "If you want to be famous, show me your anus" Schneider
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>>39269607

Fortykeks.png
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Dan "they"ll never find her" Schneider
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>>39268830

Dan "Dickolodeon" Schneider
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>>39269477
I've been a foot fag since I was 11 years old.

>that feel when sitting in class trying to take a test but can't stop looking at all of the beautiful feet of girls wearing flip flops
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Dan "The Super Large Hymen Collider" Schneider
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>>39268830

"Layin a turd on a n-word" Dan
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Dan "pied piped her" Schneider
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>>39270419

Not "pied n' piped her"

>soniamdisappoint.jpeg
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>>39268969
holy shit i lold.
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>>39268830
Dan "shitbag pedo molester cunt" Schneider
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>>39268830
Dan "if there's no grass then play in the mud" Schneider
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quality thread, OP.
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>>39270110
I know this EXACT feel
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Dan "hands off my daughter's can" Schneider
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Dan 'the man with the plan (to rape kids)' Schneider
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>yfw Dirty Dan gets a new delicious cunny to break in almost every week.
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>>39270182
oh my fucking god
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Proof this guy is a kiddy fiddler?
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>>39268830
Dan "Get in the Van", "The creepy foot man", "Last time I went on a date she ran" "Destroyer of hymen" Schneider "You'll never find her", "Get behind her", "The foot finder", "Hymen Grinder" "Simon says get tighter", "The man with the best rider", "Maddie's Father", "Always wanted a daughter", "Get on the couch and enjoy the slaughter"
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Dan "I'm going to make you wider" Schneider
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>>39272157
I'm on my phone, anyone have the creepy pictures of him with the ovary bitches/links to his weird fucking videos/creepy ass tweets?
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>>39269477
>>39270110
>>39271917
I'll never understand you foot fags. They're just fucking feet!
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>>39272157
Look up Jamie Spears and her daughter, Maddie. Pretty good theory out there he knocked her up when she was 16 and stuck the kid on some poor 18 actor.

He's also the man behind (quite literally) every young Disney starlet.

And he's a kike with connections.
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>>39272157
See: his face
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>>39272628
lol
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>>39270182
My sides evaporated
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>>39272236

>Simon says get tighter

Almost spit up my drink
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>>39272157

This probably hasn't been updated with all the latest UK pedo stuff, idk who tends the master list anymore.

http://pastebin.com/Jn2LfXg4
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>>39268830
Dan "the walking sperm bank, you'll be working in Burbank" Schneider
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Dan "If you want this job, you better bob on this knob" Schneider
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hey man we're post sexual revolution here

i mean when you're old enough to drink beer, you're old enough to do shots of tequila

if 14 yo girls can fuck 14 yo boys i don't see why they can't just as well fuck fat sweaty middle aged monobrows, especially if they are compensated financially
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>>39268830
Dan "Put the Chip Inside Her" Schneider
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Dan Schneider the hymen denier
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>>39273237

Amanda Bynes here. Holy shit.
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>>39273237
>someone's crazy
>blaming the CIA seems like a logical first step
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>>39268830
Dan "Get in my van, here's the plan, pretend I'm a young man" Schneider
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>>39273424
Amanda, stop trying to be relevant. Its painful to watch.
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>>39268830
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>>39268830

Rape-em Ralph
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>>39268830
Dan "first time's the charm, ride em' large" Schneider
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>>39272755
Don't get the girls get creeped out?
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>>39268830
benedict cumberbatch.
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I like him
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>>39272958
Dan "if you want this job, give me a footjob" schneider
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>>39273668
>>39272157
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>>39268830

Dirty Dan, kid diddlin' man?
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Dan "Open Wider" Schneider
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I always love these creative dan names, they kill my sides.
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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
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Dan "dickn' 'em easy" Schneezy
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Dan "Foot Heaven" Schneider
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>>39274000
Dude like 50% of the world's richest people are pedophiles, especially the older ones.
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Dan "Prove It" Schneider
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Dan "all up inside her" Schneider
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Dan 'Livin' tha dream, diddling lolis, drinkin tears from jelly losers' Schneider
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Dan "always clean her out if you come inside her" Schneider
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Dan "How much money will this take to make this go away" Schneider
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There's literally no proof that he's a pedophile

Just because he hugs a bunch of little girls doesn't mean anything
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>>39274304

Holy fuck that made me laugh harder than anything else in this thread
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Dan "don't call me that" Schneider
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>>39273424
amanda please
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Dan "Don't call me that" Schneider
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>>39274435
>>39274471
ayyy lmao

someone post the pic, I can't find it
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>>39268830
His name is my hero.
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>>39274554
You blind?

>>39273773
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>>39274435
>>39274471
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Dan "loli divider" Schneider
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Dan "Fucked a loli in Japan" Schneider
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>>39273424
I'd eat your pussy like a retarded boy eats paint chips.
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Dan "dick's literally the shape of a coke can" Schneider
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If in fact he's a pedo, him and everyone just like him, should have a bullet to the head. No questions asked, blow his fucking brains right the back of his head. If he touched my daughter or any other worthless sick bastard, I'd hang hin with his own intestines. Sick, sorry, worthless pieces of shit.
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Dan " the defiler" Schneider
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>>39273454
Shalom.
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>>39273454
Good goy!
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>>39268830
Dan "Makes her wider" Schneider
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>>39273454
>implying
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>>39273748
they want little maddie to be a star
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Dan "Slam the Lamb" Schneider.

Dan "Deep Inside Her" Schneider

Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
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>>39269424
These are great. Keep doing the good work.
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you're gonna be a star, baby
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>>39268830
Dan the fat-fuck-baby-goy-raping kike.
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Dan "fingers in every pie" Schneider
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>>39275819

Dan 'My dick is Solomon's sword and your the baby, Schneider.
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Dan "I would berry my dick so far inside your ass, that who ever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur" Scheider
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Dan "cornholed an 8-year-old" Schneider
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>>39273424
I believe you.
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>>39272157
Google - dan schneider Amanda Bynes
Dan schneider jamie lynn spears

The dude has been molesting & knocking up Nickelodeon underage actresses for years. Are you new to the internet or something?
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Dan "Brady Bunch Haircut" Schneider
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>>39273748
Mommy and Daddy tell little Annie she has to do "anything" to get ahead, including giving Dan head.
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>>39276200

pure coincidence

dan is an upstanding man and if you goy bastid ever spread any lies about him on here again you'll be hearing from my lawya mr schmulewitz, ya got that?
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>>39276366
Do you think the parents really know and go with it for the money?

How could they be so cruel?
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Dan non-disclosure agreement schneider
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>>39274413
Someone hasn't been paying attention to the news. There's an emerging scandal in Hollywood of producers, directors, publicists, etc molesting teenage girls.
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Dan "If the cops come, hider her" Schneider
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>>39276474
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/hollywood-sex-abuse-film-revealed-748375
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>>39276430
Stage parents are willing to put their kids through anything for the fame and money. That's why so many of these kids end up drug addict suicidal head cases.

Mommy and Daddy wanna milk little Annie for all she's worth. Annie's gotta milk Dan's sausage to get that Nickelodeon role.
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Some OC

Anyone more artistic than me feel free to improve on this

http://flashface.ctapt.de/
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Dan "three feet of ham up your daughters clam" Schneider
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>>39276657
>Jews raping kids
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>>39276751
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>>39269603
>auto correct
>using ishit
You're part of the problem.
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Dan "Good Burger" Schneider
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Dan "Is My Name and Rape is My Game" Schneider
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Dan "get in the van" Schneider

Dan "Cosby wannabe" Schneider

Dan "child rapist" Schneider
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>>39277315

Thank you for highlighting other crimes against humanity that Dan "Hold her still i'm almost insider her" Schneider has commited
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Dan "Thank Heaven for Little Girls" Schneider
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Dan "Nothin' Finer than a Preteen Vagina" Schneider
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Dan "She Just Needs a Good Dicken's Cider" Shneider
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>>39268830

Dan "Lights Off, Doesn't Count" Schneider
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Dan "Lena Dunham cant even begin to fucking imagine" Schneider
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>>39272291
visuals cue the boner part of the brain

the top four erotic objects that ping the penis (in no particular order because i don't remember) are 1) tits 2)ass 3)the male penis 4)feet
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>>39268830
Dan "Jump in my ball pit" Schneider

Dan "rooter rooting through the pooter" schneider
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>>39278355
>the boner part of the brain

i'm a scientist, i can confirm what this man is saying is true
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>>39277045
My phone has autocorrect and I use an android
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>>39273454
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>>39278516
some asshole writer did some sort of study on it that i've never examined

ogi agas or some shit

he also explained how women cue off of alpha male shit that can be written into stories. he said that twilight movies were basically the shemale porn of women
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>>39278516
*tips boner*
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Dan "This One's A Fighter" Schneider
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>>39273454
>He thinks he's in charge
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Dan "It's legal in Japan" Schneider
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>>39278350
Get ready, Dan.
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>>39278350
Do you think Dan takes those very personally?
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Dan "She can always open wider" Schneider
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Dan "The Spider" Schneider
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>>39278869

Dan "We're above International Waters By Now, Righto?" Schneider
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Dan "if they find her body we're all going to jail" Schneider
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Dan "She's a fighter" Schneider
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>>39270182
goat
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>>39268830

Dan "If Disney's hired her, I've tried her" Schneider
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Dan Pillow Biter Schnieder
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Dan "The Innocence Blighter" Schneider
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>>39279263

le upboat

Dan "Little girls are such LIARS" Schneider
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>>39279263
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Dan "you wanna be famous, don't you?" Schneider
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>>39273424
Please put them big fake funbags back in your chest, and then post more topless pictures to twitter.
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Who has those webms from the shows that were posted in the earlier thread. Post em.
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>>39280149
Dan "the man with the hands inside her" Schneider
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https://vine.co/v/OJQmblanaEa

Dan "If I see her, you better hide her" Schneider
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>>39273773
Is that real? like really real. Link to the tweet.
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Dan 'the kind man' Schneider.
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>>39268830

OH YOU MEAN

Dan "Rimmer-Rider-Ballsdeepinsider-Gotcandyinthevanwithamasterplan-Hyniehumper-Hymenthumper-Screwdrivergapedivider" Schneider
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Dan 'age be damned' Schneider
Dan 'pedophile laws are a sham' Schneider
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The most damning evidence of them all
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>>39280362
I don't know if it's still up but I can confirm it is real, /tv/ was having a fucking field day with that one
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>>39273130
Dan pls go
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>>39285329
Holy shit how is this guy in charge of so many children's shows?
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>>39285329
is this real? someone should send it to gawker, they would probably post an article on it..
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>>39286302
>providing gawker with any material whatsoever
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>>39276474
That's nothing new though.
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>>39286383
theyre the only ones i know of that would post unsubstantiated rumors. and it would be interesting to watch it snowball from there.
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>>39286722
Now that you mention it...

Also your dubs are very persuasive
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