What does /pol/ think of Quebec?

>>38521610
i feel sorry for them

>>38521631
Why?

>>38521610
Tabarnak des maudits fous.

>>38522202
pls no bully

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>tfw dead thread

I hate fucking Canada, man.

Quebec takes cues from native French by being snooty, rude assholes to absolutely everyone else, right?

I've always heard that Quebec natives -will- treat you like shit it they find out you aren't from there. They'll also either ignore or insult you if you don't speak perfect Quebec French. They aren't okay with the fact that you're at least trying to speak their native tongue. Either get it right or shut the fuck up.

>>38522997

That's so fucking untrue, m8.

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I live in newfoundland, the rival of quebec, we have massive amounts of hydro electricity, but we give it all to them because of a treaty we signed a shit ton of time back. It expires in 2040, which if funny because 90 percent of their power comes from us, so in 2040 we get to watch quebec go dark.

If you've never been there, let me fill you in. Wherever you go they will insist you speak their language or receive loads of dirty stares, all because they are scared of their dying culture. It is legally required that french font be 3 times larger than the english font on signs, restaurant menus, road signs etc. They have " Language police " to enforce this, and that is literally the name they have given them. They are also such assholes that they keep trying to secede from canada entirely, and if they did I would hope instantly that we bomb them and take it over, and put normal fucking english on the menus. They are so butthurt over the fact that they have such a small piece of land, which is because the americans were generally better at seizing land and having sufficient testicles to hold the land with, and now they think they have the right to be all politically correct, snooty and prickish to us. They think they are better than you.

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>>38521610
quebec is neat

My brother in law is French Canadian, call him Quebecois and those are foghting words.

Apparently non Quebec French hate Quebec.

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>>38521610
There's no Canada like French Canada.
It's the best Canada in the land.
And the other Canada is a bullshit Canada!
If you lived here for a day, you'd understand.
I think you'd understand.
You understand.

Give them independence. USA annexes English Canada. Remove crumpet.

>>38521610
Ottawa here. God damn Quebecois. I've met some real good people from there, but holy shit they're out numbered by some real assholes. Also stop coming over the border from Gatineau/Hull. You all can't drive for shit.

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>>38521610
Self absorbed retards.

I meet them online in my fps shooters and they are all gimmick abusers who think their shit doesn't stink when they get on the mic.

Phil Fish is the quintessential Quebecer so I should't need to tell you any more.

Canada is a horrific coven of sjw feminist faggotry. A giant portion of the redfems come from there and yet they still attempt to claim they're a decent country.

>>38523063
Depends on where you go. The bigger cities are alright, but go out into the small towns and the English simply are not welcome.

Quebec society is fucking weird. Language issues aside, it is this like this weird mix of socialism and liberalism but also with a lot of outright racism and xenophobia

>>38523526
quebec is just a colder texas

>>38523565
>ottawa
>part of the most enriched province in Canada
>implying your opinion matters about quebec
sort you multiculturalist wasteland out and we can talk

>>38522997
thats 100% accurate. the rest of canada hates quebecors.

>>38523695
thats alberta m8

Albertan here.

I wish you guys were more self-sufficient and would weed out your corrupt elements, especially the mafia.

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>>38522997

Acadian here

Anytime I go to Quebec, I get treated like I'm English, which really sucks because French is my first language. That being said fuck Quebec

Topkek, keep hating us. Life in Quebec is amazing.

>>38522997
>I've always heard that Quebec natives -will- treat you like shit it they find out you aren't from there.
>implying this is bad in this jewed out world
enjoy your diversity faggot

As much as I'd like to join the hate Quebec bandwagon?

Aren't they just trying to protect their culture? Aren't the stormfags all about pushing laws to protect their own culture? Why is it wrong when the South Koreans or the Quebecois do it?

Secondly, I highly doubt that Canada itself is too nice to people anyways.....from what I hear they have entire sections of people they hate.

1. US (even though they all come here to live when they get rich)
2. Abos
3. Quebecois

How is it these guys have the title of "nicest nation?" I mean even a Euro is nice if you don't mention Gypsies or Muslims in front of him.

>>38523942
Where you from?

Montrealer here. Haven't seen a white person in a week.

>Canada
OK fine
>Quebecois
Gay

So gay by default.

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>>38521610

Entitled french faggots get billions more in taxes than they pay out and then complain about it and talk about leaving. Almost all the land is controlled by natives who voted to stay in Canada last referendum, in fact, they were the ones who prevented the french from leaving.

There was a poll done for the rest of Canada, non quebec residents and they voted over 60% that they would remove quebec if given the chance.. I say we take the strip of land along quebec city and montreal etc, kick them out and build a 30 foot wall around the whole thing.

You can all starve.

Quebec gained my respect when they bought in the ban on all religious gear while working government jobs. Seeing cops or doctors with towels wrapped around their heads pisses me off to no end

>>38521610
taxes are too high and some shit's a bit weird other than that I love it here

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>>38521610
I like the poutine and the countryside, but everything I hear about them makes them sound traitorous and degenerate.

>mfw English Canada should have exterminated Quebec the first time it got uppity

>>38524115
Quebecers pay ungodly amounts of tax. Don't hate the people, hate the goverment.

>>38521610
waht is that?

>>38523565
>Ottawa here
>You all can't drive for shit.

why must you stop at roundabouts as if they are 4-way stops?

>>38523379
I feel for you bro. I can't wait till churchill falls returns to its rightful owner and Hydro-Quebec starts hemorrhaging money.

>>38524198
Putin.

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>>38521610
Quebec is a welfare state draining the rest of Canada.
>if we didn't recognize québécois as a distinct society then we wouldn't be a multicultural society
>Wilfred Laurier said no more French PM's after him for the betterment of our country -elect half PM's from Quebexico
>gov't makes law setting jobs aside for 'French speakers'
>their construction workers can work in Ontario sans paperwork but forget about ontario working in quebec
>have shit tons of natural gas
Can't drill because
>muh environment
>literally language police going after people working public service jobs for not speaking French
>demands so much handouts but is so shit-tier
>only province to have homegrown terrorism
>nobody is allowed to talk about terrorist group because québécois take it personal
Fuck you FLQ, French fucks

>>38523656
>ignoring the Northwest Territories, Alberta, Sasketchawan, Manitoba, Nova Scotia

kys

>>38524079
Sorel-Tracy (1h away from montreal), town of approx 50000 habitants, maybe 4-5 black families maximum.

Nova Scotia here - we are constantly having to travel to Quebec in the dead of night to pick up (and sometimes outright steal) truck/vanloads of dogs and cats who have been starved, abused, and bred to the point of death. I depise this province and their shitty attitudes towards pets. I fucking HATE these people.

>>38524058
>implying burgerclaps didn't hate France for not joining the Iraq boondoggle

>implying amerifats in the plains states don't hate prairie niggers

>implying amerifats don't hate niggers

captcha: Merchants sysdatab

>>38524350
>only province to have homegrown terrorism
>nobody is allowed to talk about terrorist group because québécois take it personal
lmao everyone here is xenophobic as fuck, you should have seen the comments section of the the most popular news channel during the recent terrorists attack

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>>38524079

Reminder

>>38524487
>Tim Hortons

I kek'd

>>38524467
>hurr durr everyone hates tehm uzzies ur dum

get back to us when they actually do something about it, cucky

>>38524564
and what exactly should we do, atleast they don't feel welcome here. can't say the same about bongistan

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>>38524467
Do you even history, faggot?
>FLQ
>October Crisis
>war measures act because you fucks started kidnapping and killing politicians because
>'muh manifesto needs to be on CBC'

>>38524664
>implying we get history courses
those are for faggots, we got french apropriation classes

>>38521990
they speak a le meme language

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>>38524711
That may be true
>thanks for the god-tier hockey goalies btw
>vote conservative next fed election and we will forgive most of what you have done
>have Trudeau lose his seat and quebec will become most based province

>>38524444

Yeah a lot of Americans are racist and anti-french.... but because of this we don't get a nice nation title.

Canada does the same thing but they do. And that just doesn't make any sense.

All you faggots saying that quebec is a huge drain on Canada's taxpayers, keep in mind that Quebecers sent 55 billions in taxes to Ottawa last year, and they don't even benifit from federal health care.

>>38521610
Présentement je nous considère un peu dans une "révolution idéologique". La population vieillissante vs les étudiants. On sait pas où donner de la tête, tout est corrompu, mais on est trop lâche pour faire quoi que ce soit. Fait qu'on vote d'un bord pis d'l'autre en espérant que ce soit moins pire qu'avant, mais c'est d'la marde pareille.

Avec une réforme du mouvement indépendatiste, on pourrait arriver à de grandes choses en tant que pays, j'en suis sûr. On a d'la place pis ben des ressources. Mais comme j'ai dis, on y arrivera jamais avec c'qui se passe en ce moment.

Mais j'ai l'impression que le si beau futur promis par le multiculturalisme, l'égalité et la liberté d'expression que notre jeunesse aime tant vulgariser ne sera pas

>>38524103
Lmao, come here you fucking squarehead we'll show you.

Oppressed Latin Americans that need liberation from their Anglo-Semitic conquerors

>>38521610
Deport frogs, reclaim land.

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>>38524729
>implying other language don't make fun of english

Typical american retard

>>38524350
You retard. Anglos are pushing for "muh diversity". Québecois have much more of a closed and isolated society, but this is somehow twisted to be a bad thing. They don't want Jamal and his 50 niggers. Québecois are afraid of being treated like Louisiana and completely lose their culture to a horde of anglo-saxons completely surrounding them.

If you pull out Montreal as some sort of counter-example, I'll pull out Toronto.


>>38523487
No, we don't. Québec has inherited the French ability of making anglo-saxons go insane with rage. They are our brothers.

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>>38525394
You don't understand game theory:
>give québécois distinct society status based off language (French) religion (Roman Catholic) and laws (civil instead of common law)
>aboriginals say 'me too me too'
>mudslimes in Our Supreme Court fighting for sharia law because of precedent set by you assholes needing special snowflake status

>>38524487

>Little Maghreb

Well at least it's moderately better than Little Somalia - except Toronto hasn't actually renamed the neighbourhood yet.

In refugee camps around Eastern Africa they literally call Canada "Dixon", though.

>>38525743
>thinking the "DISTINCT SOCIETY" remark changed jackshit
>you assholes
Sorry, but I'm french. Not Québecois. The distinct society status hasn't even officially changed anything beyond give the seperatists an orgasm. It was literally meant to symbolize that Québec has a different religion, language and civil law (which isn't really that important, criminal laws are handled at the federal law and use common law).

>>38525394

>They don't want Jamal and his 50 ANGLO niggers

But they're fine with Jean-Baptiste and his 50 Haitians.

>>38524871
dude you are trying to rationalize things with anglos
you are wasting your time, they are an inferior kind in comparison to us, the undisputed elite from Quebec.

>>38521610
Amerifriend here. I'd love to visit if for some reason I got rich enough to afford plane tickets there. I live close enough for a drive to BC but it sounds like it's full of faggots and asians so I'd rather visit Quebec.

>>38525983
>2% of population is niggers
>MUH HAITIANS

Nice skiing and hot girls

Talk like fags tho

I went a ski trip to quebec and they have a fucking electric pourer spout at every single bar and restaurant that pours out the bare minimum volume of liquor in a drink

Had to order long island iced teas everywhere so they were forced to pour out like 5 liquors and I could get a decent drink

fucking jews

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>>38525976
>distinct society didn't change anything
You really believe that?
>court cases set precedent in our courts you autistic fuck
>French signs mandatory 3x larger than 'non-French' signs
>French language police fining workers for not speaking French even on their personal time
>FLQ killing people to promote French values and manifesto
Fuck you it doesn't mean anything

>>38525983
They're in Montreal Nord anyway.

>>38523063

It isn't. I should know.

>>38526488
and Hochelaga, Verdun, Saint-Michel and Ahuntsic.

Also saint-leonard and part of Villeray
And Cote-Des-Neiges
And NDG
do i need to go on?

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Québec's situation is throughoutly pathetic. Québec is NEGOCIATING with its 200 years old oppressors to have a state of their own where they can live THEIR OWN culture.
Fast forward 50 years, replace the anglos by immigrants, and you've got the fate of every western nation.

Positive thing though, they don't have that many immigrants yet, compared to Chinese Columbia or Ontaristan.
Stay strong, Québec bros.
t. anglo

>>38521610
Its terrible and they offer the slowest food service I'v ever experienced. Im not one to complain about the food industry, but quebec fucking blew it.

>>38526544
I don't care, I dont live in your faggot city. Point being there are few of them outside of Montreal.

>>38521610

In quebec now. OP's pic made me hungry. Ima go get some vlad putin to eat.

Never got the negative reactions for being non-Quebecoi, even went to a place up north along the coast.

Probably because I surprised most of them for being a polite American, something a lot of them claim to not have met.

Joliette reminds me too much of where I live now though.

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>>38526566
>oppressors

The anglos were dicks but that's barely oppression. Even niggers in the US are more oppressed than Quebec.

As a student currently at McGill, I can't fucking wait to graduate and move out of this shitty province.

>>38523379
You are fucking thorw up fishermen go home to your cave and make love to your mothers.

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>>38526474
>FLQ killing people to promote french values and manifesto
I was going to type up a serious reply until I saw this.

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>>38526878
>brown butthurt detected

Eating a 3lb pl;ate of putin.

You niggers Jelly?

>>38526878

That's because you're living in Montreal, sonny.

Quebec City is where it's at.

>>38524487

FUCK

>>38522997
>the sedentary people (i.e. the nationals) are racist
Maybe the anglos want to double check their SJWness.

>>38526566

Eh, the British always treated us better than France did...

>>38527268
Where from?

>>38527374

USA, but at school in quebec

>>38527459
I meant where is the poutine from.

>inb4 la banquise

>>38527471

Some greek place

>>38527206
Nope, I was born and raised here and am of Lebanese Christian descent.

The truth is that any Quebecois who's visited the rest of Canada realizes that Quebec is inferior in every aspect.

>>38527542

Whatever makes you leave is fine in my book

>>38527542
Serious question, are most Lebanese in Montreal christian or muslim? I know there's a fuckton of you guys, but I can't tell the difference between both.

>>38527542
>lebanese
>white
Nobody can be this delusional, right?

>>38521610
>tfw anglo masterace dating a Quebec gurl

feels good

>>38527682
Dated a Quebecoi girl for a couple years myself. Damn cute and damn good sex.

Sadly had a falling out with her, so we haven't spoken in years. Her parents still like me for some reason.

Worst kind of Canadians.

Best part of Canada.

Go figure.

>>38527598
Most are Christian. The majority of Lebanese expatriates left because of increasing Muslim influences in Lebanon, eg: Hezbollah

>>38527607
>implying I said that
>implying I give a flying fuck about race

Keep hiding behind a delusional sense of superiority based on race if it makes you feel better about your value as an individual.

Shit lords of the continent.

Fucking language police and the retards keep naming provincial buildings national buildings.

Quebec isn't a nation.

A destructive force in national politics, and a leech on the economics of the whole nation.

>>38527789
>>38527835

Of course shitskins don't believe in race, you HOPE you're on the same level as Europeans

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>>38527835
>being this furious

>Big whig CEOs come to visit the area and see how everything is.
>They cruise on through in luxury.
>Don't stop to talk to the men or anything.
Shouldn't be any surprise that
>ils sont du Québec.
Fuck 'em.

>>38521610

>What does /pol/ think of Quebec?

Typical left wing idiots:
>We want our independence
>Invite hundreds of thousands of Haitians into the country solely on the basis of shared language

>>38523901

Acadian from where?

>>38527471
Calice c'est tu moi le seul qui aime la banquise icitte?

La large t-rex est jouissante si tu t'entraine.

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>tfw don't live near god-tier poutine anymore

>>38521610
What bec?

>>38528281
Non, la banquise c'est bien mais c'est casual-tier.

Fuckers taking our dirty Alberta oil money.

>>38524115
you know how fucked Canada would be without Hydro Quebec? At least anything in the North East would get rekt

>>38523796
Why don't you kick them out of Canada then?

>>38526566
>Anglos are oppressors
>The Ancien Regime was not

Logique-Quebec

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>>38524041
>"enjoy your diversity faggot"
>>Ever been to Montreal?

At this rate, all white Quebecois will be Muslim anyway. TAKBIR

The British should have forced conversion and English language at bayonet point after easily beating the French at the Plains of Abraham. But no, they played nice, and this is what Canada gets in return- a constant edgelord province who bites the hand that feeds.

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>>38528504
>this is what the quebecois believe

>>38528504
Quebec actually uses most of their own hydro power

they almost have 0 net worth to the rest of Canada

>>38528639

The Ancien Regime wasn't oppressive at all, it allowed people like Voltaire to openly spread their ideas, and in that respect was much freer than Republican France

>>38528609

We'd become a socialist multicultural-society-free-of-hate if we did that, Quebec votes stupidly

>>38528724
>implying Hydro Quebec doesn't supply half of the American Northeasts power.

Most of /pol/ is American and thus doesn't think about Canada

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>>38524115
>Quebec leaves Canada
>maritime provinces go too
>new country forms
>whites move in droves
>kebab etc. gets removed
>ally with Britain
>mfw

>>38528787

But the minority is Canadian or some other European, so we actually have opinions on places other than Freedomstan

>>38528805
are you serious?

you're being serious right now?

do you not know HOW MUCH the maritimes hate Quebec? Particularily New Bruswick And Nova Scotia?

and you think they would WILLINGLY join them?

Try calling a person from the maritimes a Quebecer or better yet Quebecous

you will be spitting up a few teeth in seconds, its like calling a person from Australia a Brit, or A person from Poland a Kraut, or A French guy a Englishmen

>>38528936
>I heard it from a drunk guy it must be true

>>38528741
>Quebec votes stupidly

They're the ones who voted for fucking NDP last time.

>>38528805

>"ally with Britain"

Right, because Britain and the maritimes are doing so well these days, I'm sure the hyper-sensitive Quebecois would welcome the Queen's British rule.

See? Adorable.

>>38528936
Maritimes are so fucking poor no one want them anyway.

>>38528936
good thing the maritimes are the most irrelevant part of North America

>>38528936

It would be a good idea, us joining with the maritimes could make a new country, in the image of what Canada used to be like (Anglo-Saxon+French). Once the multikulti West collapses, there's tons of room for expansion

Alberta here, all the other provinces are welfare queens.

>>38528977
Canada is an inverse of all the rest of the countries in the world

its the least likely to be attacked or attack another country, it pretty much gets along with everyone

the infighting though is tremendous

>Rest of Canada: you and your dirty oil Alberta
>Alberta: oh? ok. Fine. No more oil extraction, happy?
>Rest of Canada: OH GOD NO THE SKEKELS, WERE SORRY

>Quebec: im treated so unfairly, can you guys give me some money?
>Nunavut: mommy? whats that dirty homeless man over there?
>Rest of Canada: thats unfortunately our Uncle Quebec, dont look him in the eye, i think hes drink on cheap wine again

>>38521610

I really want to try the "pontane" or whatever it is in that pic. It looks yummy.

>>38529265
its fries, gravy and cheese kurds

thats it

>>38529265

Do NOT try it anywhere outside of Quebec. This is for your own good

>>38529037
too bad places like Montreal are multicult as fuck

>>38529166
its the least likely to be attacked because Big Brother America is here to protect you, you think if America didn't exist Russia or Mexico wouldn't cross right up and fuck you pussies up?

>>38529312
then why can't any other province get it to taste right?

Why do people always whine about how much money Quebec gets from the federal government?

The money it gets isn't that much considering the province's population and the amount of taxes they pay.

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>>38526566

"Oh hello chaps. Sorry about kicking your asses. You may keep your..."

-Religion
-Language
-Customs
-Traditions

And be henceforth financially and militarily protected by his majesty's government. Quite unlike the French one that abandoned you.

DURRRR OPPRESSORZ!!!1

>>38529333

After Montreal is taken care of, that basically leaves a whiteopia in North America

>>38529147
>alberta here

the chances of you being an actual Albertan are slim to none. Alberta is filled with the rejects of Ontario and a bunch of retarded Newfies.

>>38529333
strategically impossible to occupy that much land

the Russians have estimated that they would have to station a troop to every 50 square kilometers just to occupy Canada, impossible to do

>Mexico

hahaha

oh also, every 1 in 2 families owns a rifle in case you were wondering, we could hold our own

>>38529480
>implying Canada would have any economy or military without America being here

Russia and Mexico have WAY more people than you do, and if you weren't getting American military tech you'd be boned. You literally have less population than California, and you mainly only live along the borders

>>38528741
The fact that it essentially reduced the majority of people to the status of "serf" mattered little, I suppose, so long as elite intellectuals like Voltaire were allowed to criticise the government in their own little elite circles.

>>38529480
1 in 2 families owns a what? Bolt action rifle from the 40s?

You can't even own a fucking handgun in Canada without going through years of jumping hoops


Also thats less than 15 million guns

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>>38529384
>SURE You can keep all your shitty competences like your silly french, education and cute traditions you have, in exchange we'll take control of your economy, your ressources and politics

2/10 apply yourself

>>38529504
>way more people

i dont see how thats relevant

>you need military tech

again, too big to occupy, too much woods, too many places to hide

its like 200 times the size of Iraq and Afghan combined and you are still having trouble there

>>38529509

That would have changed with or without the French revolution. Serfdom was made obsolete by the industrial revolution, and wasn't abolished for any other reason

>>38529569
Most of the livable places are like right next to the American border, the higher you go the more difficult and retarded it becomes to live.

Apply yourself, no one would occupy fucking Northwestern Territories fag.

>>38529533
>jumping through hoops
>sir, have you ever gone to jail? ever had a mental illness that would cause you to suddenly shoot up schools? no? here ya go

so many hoops man...

>>38529613
you can't have shit for weapons in Canada, it also takes years to get registered.

Stop acting like you can own more than a fucking bolt action ww2 rifle

>>38529569

>Americans are so incompetent that they'd occupy Baffin Island so the penguins don't revolt

>What does /pol/ think of Quebec?

I wish someone would nuke it
t. Montrealer

>>38529384
While I'm a hardcore Federalist, this version of events is simply untrue. The British tried several times, unsuccessfully, to assimilate the Quebecois.

>Original plan was to turn the Province of Quebec into something similar to the 13 Colonies
>Brits only start appeasing Quebecois when they realize it is probably more useful to keep them as allies in a potential war or revolt (like the American Revolution) than to walk over them like tyrants

>Rebellions in the Canadas during the 1830s
>British Government responds by accepting Lord Durham's suggestion to dissolve the colonies of Upper and Lower Canada and to slowly assimilate the Quebecois to avoid future language-fueled rebellions
>Nobody loses their language, but Anglos end up controlling most business and politics in Quebec for a while

>20th century
>Canadian government actively encourages adoption of English and English language education
>Backs off when they need cannon fodder for WWI

Even in the 1920s, the rest of Canada was trying to remove poutine. Ontario banned the instruction of French in its schools, and generations of Franco-Ontarians had shit literacy as a result.

Make no mistake, WASP elites are indeed the enemy and oppressor.

>>38529787
I wish someone would nuke you

t.real quebecois

>>38529731
i own 3 handguns, and 4 rifles

the only difficulty i encountered was getting a concealed permit to carry a weapon since i go into the woods for my work to test oil lines and ive encountered bears 5 times before

if they decide to attack, pepper spray aint going to do shit, and im not allowed by the company to take a rifle with me so i applied for a CP

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>>38529802
oyy veyy the oppression

As an American, I love Quebec. I travel there once a year in the summer. Everyone else is just jealous Quebecois get their own culture while the rest of Canada is just a metoo American copy. Deal with it Canadafucks.

>>38529538
>education
Quebec has cheapest education in Canada by far yet is second last when it comes to percentage of people who actually go to university. Please explain, I'm genuinely confused. Such a waste.

They have the balls and the brains not to listen to the Jew-Bag dinosaur parties. So I'll give them that

>>38529731
Not him, but getting my firearms license was literally the easiest thing I ever did (I failed my driver's license test the first time around). Restricted license wasn't bad either, a few weekends sacrificed, instructor was a total bro, pass an easy fucking test.

The only people who can't get guns are niggers, Liberals and crazies. What we didn't like was the fact that you had to pay to register your gun with the Feds and pay every year thereafter, thankfully Harpjew got rid of that.

>>38529892
Equivalency payments from the rest of Canada keep Quebec tuition down

>>38529836
thats the thing though, they only approve shit mostly for hickfags that live outside of major cities. you won't find many gun owners in the large cities, where all the population is.

>>38521610
It's Canada's retard.

Not even France wants you faggots.

What annoys me most about Quebec is how morons pronounce it.

It's not QWE-beck it's KUE-beck, just annoys me that you exist and people have to make that distinction.

>>38529948
Isn't it the same thing in the US though?

>>38530004
nope. I live in a major city and own a lot of guns, among them an ar15

>>38529941
I know that, I just don't understand why they don't use that potential, when at the same time they make it look like they care so much about "education accessibility".

>>38529731
>you can't have shit for weapons in Canada, it also takes years to get registered.

Its like 800$ 8" barrel CZ 58 which counts as a long gun better than most the shit in the states

>>38529981
>It's not QWE-beck it's KUE-beck
Actually, it's KAY-beck.

>>38529836
>No centerfire semi-automatic rifles with magazines larger than 5 rounds
Piggu disgusting.

>>38529948
>you won't find many gun owners in the large cities, where all the population is

Because most urban Canadians are either immigrants from authoritarian shitholes like China, or just plain old pussies.

I remember telling my friends back in University that I was going to apply for my firearms permit so I could buy an M14. They all looked at me like I was crazy and kept trying to talk me out of it. What the fuck, I just want to go to the range every now and again. Grow a fucking pair.

>>38529981
>>38530081

It's really KUH-beck

>>38521610
not as good as America and I prefer chilli cheese fries with pico de gallo) to poutine.

>>38530140
It's Ké-bec

>>38529981
>Not even France wants you faggots
Apparently they do want us, immigration from France is exploding. Even in Toronto I quite frequently hear France French.

>>38530082
Many rounds encourages shitty aim.

So you fire 30 rounds from your AR-15? Colour me motherfucking impressed. How many actually hit the target?

The government's plan is to improve our marksmanship by limiting the number of chances we have to screw up.

We aim... for perfection.

Quebec would be great if it wasn't for Montreal.
At least it acts as some kind of immigrant containment city, I guess.

>>38530180
>Actually believing this trash
You poor soul. Did a polar bear eat half your brain a moose fuck your mother?

>>38530140
Hum, nope. It's KAY-beck. Like po-KAY-mon. Kay? Kay.

>>38530233
Eh?

>>38521610
Fuckin pepsis

>>38530177
>>38530233

I meant for Anglos who pronounce it

>>38530212
It's good that you believe that.

The fewer people who are aware aboot our plans, the better.

>>38530233
Keh?

I'm from Quecbec! I hate it

>>38530372
Where's Quecbec?

>>38530409

>he hasn't been to kekbek

>>38524388
That was so homo man. Keep doing your useless job of "saving" cats and dogs" like the faggot you are. I bet you're a vegetarian and you sit to pee too. I will continue to abuse my pets all I want, get fucked. That's how we do it in Québec.

>>38524487
I know man I saw that the other day what an infected shithole what do these people do exactly besides filling the Quebec prison population? My friend was jailed for a $100 million fraud and he told me that the jail is all Moroccans and Algerians absolutely disgusting. I find that the Black people of Quebec are rather well behaved sometimes I just feel like calling them niggers though and when I take the orange line past Jean-Talon the amount of black people boarding just increases as you go north. I live in Cartierville.

>>38530330
¿Qué?

>>38529538
>Implying those aren't the demands Québécois constantly cry about losing.

And what economy? Strippers, trappers, syrup and Poutine?

Of course the resources were taken shitlord, it was war.

Please, please leave. I can't wait for your shit province to come crawling back. I give it 5 months.

>>38529981

>not even France wants you faggots

There's a HUGE boom in French immigration in Quebec, you clueless bucktoothed chink.

>>38530471
>I find that the Black people of Quebec are rather well behaved sometimes

it'd say 70% of montreal kneegrow age 10-30 are real niggers
>>38530572
>what economy?
you really might want to look into that yourself its a retarded thing people always say not op but jesus man google

>>38530572
>I can't wait for your shit province to come crawling back
When has that ever happened?
Why would Quebec be the first to do so?

>>38529802
>generations of Franco-Ontarians had shit literacy as a result
Current generation of quebecois still has shit literacy
Drop the victim mentality and work harder you lazy cunts. If you had stronger and influencing businesses you wouldn't have to cry all day. Quebec could also exploit its natural resources, but no, whenever anyone tries to actually do something "muh environment", "muh evil businesses" no matter what, then in the end they sell it to Chinese or whoever. Feelings and dogmatism run everything.

>>38529802
TL:DR it's 4chan not your personal blog.

God Save The Queen.

>>38529881
>traveling once a year
>living there
You don't know shit

Does anybody have the Poutine copypasta about the fries being dicks, the curds being cum, and the gravy produced from anal sex?

It ends with "a true canadian dish."

I can't find it anywhere!

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>>38524115
When I become PM of Canada I wll eliminate the equalization payments,.it's absolute horse shit

>>38530665
Thanks for the google tip on Quebec's economy. It sure showed me!

http://www.macleans.ca/economy/business/why-quebec-business-is-closed/

>>38531135
That would harm the maritimes more than quebec though

Can we trade Detroit for Quebec? Those French Canadian qts turn my dick to diamond. I just want to be criticized in that snobby accent and neglected like personal hygiene.

>>38531356
>macleans

>>38530867
and a hamburger is a big giant anus? what a stupid picture

>>38523526
>Tfw 1/4 Quebecois
C-can i move there when its independan?