ITT: We pretend it's 2034

>>38155127
So ebola's death toll since 2030 in Somalia is now 1,984
IT'S HAPPENING

I miss having quality capitalist paint that didn't run and drip everywhere.

>>38155314
10/10

>>38155127
>tfw communism still hasn't taken over the US
>tfw i will be killed later by the corporate FBI for saying this while typing on my electronic table that records and reports everything I type.

>>38156318
>tfw the GE/NSA has videos of me fucking my girlfriend taken by my toaster
>tfw Monsanto-CIA electrified me in my electronic, motion activated water saving, music playing, bath tub for suggesting it was bad that the tub could spy on me

>>38155127
What the hell am I eating? My social security can't pay for this shit. Put some cloths on you fat ugly whale. If you are going to waste all that money on yourself, you could of just went to college. Pick up your trash you moron, I have to breathe. No don't put me in a nursing home, I can die right here in my house with my simulator. Fuck it, i am not paying the bill it's a piece of shit anyways.

Greetings from Mars. I own millions of acres of Martian clay and making a fortune with my automated mining operation. Yall back on Earth just enjoy all that socialism and feminism. I'm going to go golfing with Elon Musk later off the top of Olympus Mons.

*/pol/ doesn't exist*

We're all either dead or given in to the juden

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The new remote control explosive butt plugs are a bit of a government overreach in my opinion.

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>>38155127
>Amerilard paranoia

>>38156920
Check your independent thinking privilege

I think Ron Paul has some good ideas but if I don't vote for Shaniqua Tumblr then i'll get called a mysogynist

>>38156991
This.

>>38156920
The brain scan says you should only go to work and home. Oh and its your lucky day Jail starts Tuesday and there serving real beef.

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>>38155127
que pasa, amigos?!

>>38155127
Thanks to Rand Paul, America is a shining example of capitalism. I'm glad I voted Rand Paul 2016!

Why did google fall?

>>38157336
the were sold to a Chinese company who just liquidated the company.

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>/pol/ year 2033
>After a Disney's spokesman revealed the remastered 20th anniversary edition of Frozen, the three screenwriters for the beloved child's classic took the stage to give a shocking announcement
>Moments after taking the stand, it was explained that Elsa and Anna, the two heroines of the film, were originally written to be "partners" but were quickly informed by their sponsoring overseer to change the script so that they were instead sisters and not romantically involved
>Though they were forced to make this decision at the hands of the patriarchy and institutionalized racism, the trio explained that they kept their heartwarming story as close to the original as possible, most notably in the end where Elsa and Anna's act of true love still saves the day, a part Jennifer Lee explained was crucial to the story's message to children
>They also spoke of the remastered release having never before seen animated story-boards from the original script, including a never before seen Elsa and Anna duet.

>>38156775
>yfw you know this to be true

>>38157704
Guys, quick help me. I'm behind on my interracial Black Male on White Female porn quota. I only need 3 gigs to reach my 2 terrabyte quota. If I get one more strike I'm going to the reeducation camp, and I'm scared, I've had cis-gendered thoughts as of late, and I know my brainchip has picked up on it. They will sex change me after the tortu...err I mean 'education'.

PLEASE GIVE ME TRACKERS AND SEED.

>>38157213
haha

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"You've wandered to the wrong side of the wastes..."

>>38157704
But that would make the movie better.

Have you heard? The Chinese have taken over California! Hilary sent our strong, independent, womyn army, but they were all triggered to death by the sight of a gun! I hope those poor, 99% gay, cultural enriched, trans, diversified, princesses of progress in California are okay!

>>38155127

*THIS THREAD HAS BEEN REDACTED BY THE CHING CHONG IMPERIVM*

pls send help

>>38155127
The half-black kids are bullying my half-asian kids a hard time at school. You guys have advice about how to handle this kind of thing?

I'd tell him to fight back, but he has 2 levels of privilege over them, so it's a mandatory 6 months in Equality Camp if they snitch.

Antarcticafag here, really chilly today. Almost hit 80 degrees Fahrenheit up here in New Tumblr City. Anybody else preparing for the Ice Age Happening?

>>38158206
Make him a strong womyn you shitlord

KEEEELLLL WHITEY

So if he gets Ebola we all get Ebola?

Finally took out that white privilege interment camp in northern Vermont last night.
You should have seen the looks on the faces of those SJW guards when we detonated the charges
Next hit will be within the month

mann dis sum booshit
lil whitey try to be all up on my bitch
im like hell no! so i hit up da 5 oh an dat lil wigga n now he in for life
hope da gubmint gon' gimme a new slave shiiiietttt these watameluns ain't gon pick themselves

>>38155127

mokfuggh keybiareds too hARD 2 FIFGURE
BIX NIID KIKLL WHITEY

>2034
>Islamic terrorists hijack an airliner and fly it into the world trade center
>Country rallies around President Goldstein
>New laws passed putting a thought monitoring device in the skull of every American but promises they will only listen to terrorist thoughts
>Goldstein gets congressional approval to attack North Korea
>Police officer murdered by black man in MO, country rallies around the traumatized negro. The president lets him have a threesome with his trans children and broadcasts it to the nation live on pay per view
>There is no longer a minimum wage. All Americans make a standard wage, nothing higher or lower.
>Tax rate is determined by privilege tables
>Racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic remarks are felony offenses carrying a minimum sentence of 4 years but only for white men
>Space program and all space exploration ended because rockets look too phallic and have been known to trigger people

Hey guys I'm a time traveler from the future heading for 2034, I stepped outside my time machine and everything looks like 1970s Soviet Union everywhere. What gives?

Putin isn't funding the Pro Russian rebels in the Czech Republic, all their equipment if from defectors

>>38158756

Haha good impression of a nigger anon!

Until my mother reported him to the thought police for Problematic Cis White Male Privilege, my sperm donor used to tell me about how 4chan was a magical place where men could speak freely and there were no niggers.

Funny how even though we've gone through 20 years, 2 and half democratic presidencies and spent almost 5 trillion 2014 inflation level dollars being invested in social programs, black people still haven't the mental capacity to post on 4chan!

Gee somethings never change! I have to go back to the surface now, the SocJus Enforcers might discover I have a contraband connection to pre-SocJus Revolution servers.

oh and by the way

EPSILON KANGAROO....

SHORT WAVE FREQUENCY 114.56

NAPOLEON BRAVO RAVEN

ALL HAIL CHAIRMAN GOLDSTEIN OF THE WORKERS PARTY OF AMERIGA

The caliphates of France, Britain, and Sweden shouldn't declare war on Poland just because they're Christian. We aren't in the middle ages any more. Surely The Libertarian States of America will help Poland out...

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>>38155127
sounds like fun

>>38157843
>black male
>white female
Can we talk about this?? I don't even. Check your human privilege, earth scum

>>38156991
>get called a mysogynist

And there's that new mandatory castration sentencing for misogyny law to consider.

Does anyone remember when broadcast channel sitcoms didn't used to show full penetration in pedosexual sex-scenes? Cause I don't...

>>38155127
Guys, I forgot to check my privilege and now there's Secret Service agents watching me. What do I do to please my Tumblr overlords?

>>38155127
Do you remember when they told us ebola was dangerous?

Is anybody else sick of walking around with your government-issued "Privilege-Checker" buttplug in place? Getting into and out of chairs is awful...

>>38155127
This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock manufactured in China, shipped by a Japanese cargo carrier and sold for low-cost at Wal-Mart powered by electricity generated by the local private power monopoly regulated by a local commitee for land rights easement.
I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a private water utility company. Then, I brushed my teeth with that water, filtered to standards established by insurance actuaries based on possible indeminty from civil suits against the water company.
After that, I turned on my media portal to one of the unregulated internet streaming content sites (free of charge) to see what the higlhy paid experts at the Weather Channel determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by private space technology firms with cost-effective outsourced parts from China. I watched this while eating my breakfast food produced by a free unsubsidized market in commodities giving me the largest quantity, for lowest price and highest quality that unfettered competition can give and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by private liability insurance and a free investigative press and produced in a profit incentive system guarenteeing access and quality unheard of anywhere in the world.

>>38162567

At the appropriate time as regulated by the phone company and kept accurate by several inddpendent research firms and verified by private astronomical observatories, I get into my low-cost automobile that I selected from a robust and thriving international market in cars made according to customer preferecnes and not the by the whims of government bailout managers and set out to work on the roads built by private contractors paid for by investment in future stock of toll reciepts, possibly stopping to purchase additional low-cost fuel made in the United States and providing jobs in the unfettered gas refining and oil extraction industry, using competitive and stable tender issued by private institutions and printed by private credit firms based on the value of tangible commodities that cannot be easily inflated. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via any low-cost private pakage and mail carrier, like UPS or FEDEX, for next day delivery with a smile and drop the kids off at their private school paid for by property tax deductions and kept low-cost by healthy competing market meeting private demand for education.

I park my car on the street, paved and maintained by a local road maitenance company contracted by my local city hall, and use a bank issued credit card to purchase time from a privately managed parking meter.

Remember what freedom was like before President Ted Cruz abolished the Constitution?

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>>38162594
Then, after spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the high cost of workplace injury lawsuits and a cost-effective private security force, I drive back to my house which has not burned down in my absence because I built it out of privately researched and engineered flame resistant materials, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the armed volunteer neighborhood watch and privately contracted town security firm.
I then log onto the Internet which uses HTML, Java and world wide web developed by private innovators and post on 4chan about how Glorious and Based Rand Paul saved our nation back in 2017.

>>38155127
2034, this board doesn't exist due to censorship and total lack of even perceived anonymity.

So I guess won't be saying anything.