Teeth together, lips together, tongue on the roof of your mouth

my mouth stays open naturally. to keep my lips closed is a conscience effort. it sucks

>>37979744
its important to make the effort, watch the video to find out why

keeping your mouth open quite literally melts your face and makes you look like a jew (big nose, weak chin and jaw, overly sloping forehead)

>expecting me to finish watching an hour long video on youtube
the dillusion is R34L

>>37979811
idk why I watched it but its really life changing

I posted this on three boards just because I felt like i had the moral duty to do so, its a shame more people don't know about this

its the ultimate redpill on aesthetics

>subject
feels unnatural as fuck to keep teeths together

>>37980021
you'd be so surprised at how natural it is, it feels unnatural because your western diet of soft high calorie foods has messed you up

once you do it for a while you get used to it and don't have to think about it

>>37980021
>>37979744

>mouthbreathers

This is very interesting. Thanks for sharing. (Not sarcastic)

>>37980060
>western diet
nice try I live in Asia

>>37979692
I've always done this naturally. Not all 'murricans have shit genes :^(

>>37980111
no problem, man

>>37980147
its not shit genes, its shit diet and environment, he talks about how virtually all humans hundreds of years ago had perfect jaws and teeth because of their diets

luckily, even if you fucked up as a kid you can fix it as an adult even since your bones are always changing

>>37979692

what a load of horse shit

>>37980207
mouthbreather detected

http://youtu.be/ssJBGiFIKEE

>not chewing gum at all time

>>37979787

yeah but i have a deviated septum in my nose which makes it difficult to breathe

>>37979692
>/int/

wrong board you dumb shit

>tongue on the roof on your mouth

this is the hardest. feels very unnatural.

>>37980374
so get it fixed

>passively living your life with a deformity that harms you in multiple ways
top goy

No, I have an overbite, which is how it's supposed to be.

>>37980409
copy and paste from my /int/ post

I want to spread the word and save as many people from ugliness as possible

>>37980463
so all modern humans up until about 300 years ago had it wrong?

>>37979692
The only thing that amazes me about this is that people will actually believe it.

im pretty sure i sleep with my mouth open, so im fucked anyway

>>37980277
I have a bit of a babyface, would this fix it?

>peoples tongues don't naturally rest on the palate when their teeth are together

what

>>37980490
It goes further than that. Back when humans stared eating with forks.

>>37980524
its easy to fix that, just see a dentist

>>37980560
right

its not a positive change though

I always have my mouth shut, but I still suffer the effects.

>>37980629
are your teeth together? is your tongue always on the roof of your mouth? thats the most important part, tongue on the roof of your mouth

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my face!!!!

its already orge now

>>37980195

Oh, BS.

I've only eaten tv dinners and frozen pizzas for decades and my relaxed jaw position is closed, teeth touching.

>>37980587

ive had braces twice

its just the way my mouth is

This is one of those little things that bothers the everliving fuck out of me.

When I see people who's mouths are hanging open, I immediately think
>Retard

So anyone walking about with their mouths open, fix that asap.
It makes you look like a mentally challenged person.

>>37980677
no, if you listen till the end he says how his face drastically changed when he started doing this ten years ago, and the younger you are the faster you'll see the changes

even if you're and adult

>>37980692
post a profile pic of your face

>>37979692
I do that automatically.

And I'm still ugly as dogshit. Rekt!

its hard to tell if my tongue is on the roof

>>37980829
post face

>>37980919
yeah iktf, just feel around you'll find out eventually

also keeping your tongue on the roof of your mouth is annoying at first but your body gets used to it eventually

>>37980060
I grit my teeth. Am I doing it right?

>>37980277
>that neck

what the fuck man

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>tfw I realized this intuitively years ago with only a basic college education in human anatomy and have been doing it consistently ever since.

My only regret is not taking a photo journal of the change it's made.

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I grew up in a nigger infested shithole so I always made sure I had an extremely pissed off look on my face while walking around.

Teeth clenched, jaw forward, tongue pushed on the roof of the mouth.

This turned into habit and now in my twenties I have a rather masculine jawline.

Thanks niggers! It feels nice to have your girlfriend constantly comment on how handsome you are.

>>37980993
i don't know, but its probably not too great

just stick to this
>lips together, teeth together, tongue on the roof of your mouth

>always breathed through my nose
I wonder if this is why my wisdom teeth came in fine.

>>37979692
>Why have you developed proper mouth posture yet, /int/?
what

>>37981057
h-has it made your nose smaller

>jaw forward,
dont, keep it in its natural position, with your teeth touching as naturally as possible, don't force your jaw forward

>>37979692
>Teeth together, lips together, tongue on the roof of your mouth
This is actually really terrible for your jaw because it will lead to clenching. I have TMJ and I will tell you, it is hell.

Also this is not /pol/ related in any way shape or form. You saying the word 'Jew' does not make it /pol/ related.

>>37979692
So should i keep my teeth with the top ontop of the bottom or in front of the bottom
Right now my bottom row is behind the top should i try to change it?

>>37979692

>/int/

>teeth together

Molars pressed against molars? Incisors against incisors? How do I teeth together, OP?

>>37981263
that second part was meant for

>>37981098

I thought it was weird that my tongue naturally goes to the roof. Interesting. I was doing it right all along.

are you niggers trying to give me ocd? because this is how you give someone ocd

>>37981297
your bottom row should be a bit behind the top, if you feel its too much see an orthodontist and get it checked out

>>37981295
no retard, its not bad for you its the way your natural supposed to be, your teeth are supposed to be touching

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das it mane

>>37979692
>that entry level power point presentation

What is this, 2005? Where all the wipes and the clipart

>>37981334
by having a proper bite \

>>37981377
if you had to have ocd this would be the best thing to have it for

it will make you beautiful

>>37981334
i second this

>>37981295
Find a really good cranio-sacral therapist anon. It can do wonders for TMJ. Just make sure the person has actually had serious training in it and didn't just go to a workshop over a weekend and then is claiming to know it.

>>37979744
I just recently noticed I did this, I've made an effort to keep my mouth close and I got used to it

>>37979692
I Broke my jaw when I was a kid, now my maxillaries don't fit together.
I'm over your shit anon

>>37981400
>teeth together
I always wondered why are black people's gums black.
Like i'm half black and my gums are pink but all my black friends have black and pink gums while my white friends have just pink gums.
Is nature racist?

>>37980374
You have two options. Surgery or DIY surgery. A deviated septum can be corrected with a four inch long nail and a sharp impact.

>>37980021
Since my jaw problems, i have to do this. Feels good after a while

>>37981397
>no retard, its not bad for you its the way your natural supposed to be, your teeth are supposed to be touching
Like I said, you're full of shit.

>>37981450
Yeah I've seen one before but it was just a consultation and even in Commanada it cost something like $500. I don't want to shell out that kind of dosh unless I know I'm getting the surgery, he just gave me a bunch of faggy exercises that only made the problem worse.

>>37981523
>>>/b/

Don't listen to people on 4chan.

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>>37981263
I don't think it's made my nose smaller, but then again I don't have the photo compilation to back this up. I started at a time when I was still growing and my nose was definitely smaller than it is now.

I don't really force it into an uncomfortable position just keep my teeth aligned and after a while it felt normal. Actually started doing this not because I thought it give long term results, but I've always had an oral fixation and noticed my face looked much better when I held my jaw in a certain way. It just became like a way to self sooth/concentrate before it started feeling normal.

Strange to see it talked about here since I've never seen it discussed anywhere.

>>37981231
>have perfect teeth save for slight overbite cause by me grinding my teeth forward when angry
>never need braces
>never have cavity
>keep mouth closed when i breath

fuck yeah. now if only i wasnt ugly

10/10

>>37981567
wow you are such a faggot.

>>37981677
>m-mom! he ruined my epic troll! r-report him to the cyber police!

>>37979692
Oh shit i do this naturally. Always thought it was fuckin weird having my tongue hang low to the bottom and my teeth seperated. Doesn't feel right

my wisdom teeth are coming in fine yet I still look like a no chin faggot

Daily reminder if you have a pointy chin with a high jaw angle, you're not white.

Whites have low jaw angles.

>>37981717
wasn't even me, you're just that much of a faggot.

>>37979692
So what do you do if your jaw is too far forward and keeping your teeth together feels retarded?

>>37981732
>high jaw angle

got any examples?

>>37981767
It means you have an underbite.

>tfw teeth don't interlock properly
Makes it pretty uncomfortable to keep them together for a long time. I still do this though naturally because my jaw used to be smaller. It just hurts sometimes. I wonder if a dentist can fix me.

>>37981755
>b-but I wanted to see the dumb man g-get huuuuurt! *sniffles*

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>>37981732
whites are the only race with pointy chins, dumb ass nigga

check mine

>>37979692

I've always done this.

I also have TNJ which is annoying as FUCK.

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>>37981732
I have a cleft

>>37981821
yes an orthodontist can

see one, just avoid extractions at all costs
look for a "functional orthodontist" they're the best types

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>>37981526
My jaw problems prevent me from keeping my teeth together, I at least make the effort to close my mouth though.
>too poor to get my jaw fixed
>in pain every day
>want to end my life

>>37981789

Yup... that's me.

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>>37981780
Pic related. Someone got surgery to have his jaw angle lowered. The higher it is, the less white you are.

>>37981874
That's not a pointy chin. That's just a protrusion. I'm talking vertical, not lateral.

>>37981831
Two things.
1, Can you possibly ad hominum harder, I feel as though there are some anons here who might not get what you're going for.
2, You're arguing with a drunk shitposter, re-evaluate your life.

>>37980195

so if you're in your early 20's, you can still improve your chin aesthetics?

>have a slightly weak chin, it's not bad but it's very slightly on the weaker side
>grow beard out to cover it up, which does look better

>>37981921

I know your pain...I know your pain.

>>37981956
that guy had proper mouth posture, you can tell by his prominent maxilla and cheekbones

>>37981906
A cleft doesn't mean shit. Anyone can get a butt chin. A cleft chin is from the chin not fusing together during fetal stages.

>>37981954
fuck even his beard looks better

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>>37981999
I wasn't bragging

>>37981978
yes, the guy says how much his own looks improved and how eve at age 70 your bones are always changing, he shows an example of an old man who looked better a year after or so

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>>37981954
oh alright

hows my angle then

DAILY REMINDER THAT HUMANS ARE MEANT TO SQUAT WHEN SITTING AND SHITTING

>>37982096
this is true

helps you live longer

be careful though, some guy I read about like broke the toilet seat and cut his thighs and balls on the broken porcelain

scary shit

...I thought everyone did this? What the fuck.

Everyone explain to me what you all do then.

summary for those too lazy to watch

I still highly recommend you all watch it if you get the time:

Daily reminder that your face is ruined because of your environment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY3bIMRKil8 [Embed] [Embed]

cliffs:
-Humans very recently have been eating a soft low volume diet, which means less use of jaw muscles and weaker jaw muscles
-Humans very recently have been weaned off breastfeeding early, so have developed improper swallowing patterns and tongue positions
-Humans very recently have had a rise in allergies, which has led to mouth-breathing and lowered tongue position
-Human bones are very malleable, force from facial muscles and the tongue alter the shape of the bones
-All of these factors combined have led to poor form and function of the face:
-- ugly, downward growth
-- a lack of horizontal growth
-- short, receding chins
-- narrow palates
-- crowded, poorly aligned teeth
-- recessed, elongated midfaces with poor cheekbones
-- less room for the tongue, leading to snoring, sleep apnoea, general breathing problems
-- etc.
The best way to try to fix these problems if you are already affected is to ensure that the teeth are together, the lips are together and the tongue is on the roof of the mouth, as well as chewing a lot of tough foods.

>>37979692
Lips together all the time

Teeth together most of the time

It is crazy that some people do things with their mouth open

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeoQOTd8Xv0

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Happy halloween /pol/!

Daddy bought anon a new toy because your faces got beat in with an ugly stick! Enjoy!

>>37982068
Side view, nigger.

>>37982191
the tongue part isbn far the most important, it supports your maxilla which is the bone most important for facial development

>>37979811
>>37979852
2x speed

>>37981789
>It means you have an underbite
can this shit be fixed via exercises?

>>37982220
I guess I have to remember that

I noticed my face isn't symmetrical, one side of my mouth is raised up a bit higher than the other

For a male you want strong width to your face.

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>>37982221
pic

>>37982235
probably not, but definitely see an orthodontist (a functional one, make sure its a functional orthodontist)

Humans are supposed to walk almost fully erect. Fully erect posture.

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>>37982158
basically this

>>37982235
No. You need braces, or a lateral (horizontal) jaw reduction, where they take a pice of your jaw away, slide it back, and put it back together.

>>37982252
yep, remember the rhyme

teeth together, lips together, tongue on the roof of your mouth

>>37982275
Fully erect posture is bad for you just like slouching is.

>>37982295
>No. You need braces,
braces are what fucking caused it. fuck.

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>>37982295
Pic related. This is to enhance the chin, but a similar procedure done in reverse order would be done on the inner part of your jaw.

>>37982305
that doesn't rhyme

For the most part, yes.

Although ever since I had braces, I don't shut my teeth all the way. I keep them about 1mm apart most of the time, I guess. It just feels so weird and unnatural to shut my teeth and makes me uncomfortable.

But I didn't get braces until I was 17 or 18, so I had already developed good aesthetics.

>>37982158
>>37982294
Basically that pic

See quite a few people watching TV and eating gape ajaw

This too
>>37982191

>>37982275
Im always fully erect.. ayyy ayyy

>>37982348
That's normal. Braces were never meant for everybody, and lots of orthodontists really don't know what's best, and usually are just in it for the money. You probably had a weak chin, and they thought braces would fix it, only to give you a receding underbite like a monster barracuda fish. Essentially, the orthodontist did not let you finish development, and you should have gotten your nose fixed for breathing.

>>37982158
Mouthbreathers man. They're disgusting.

>>37982221
youtube lets you do this? how?

>>37982294
So...the internet turns you into a jew?

>>37982430
>Essentially, the orthodontist did not let you finish development
motherfucking chinky cunt. It cost a total of 4000$ too.

So what do I now?

>>37982096
>tfw I'm a squatter
My ass has never touched a toilet seat.

>>37982068
Alex, go to bed.

>>37979692
Anyone have some lessons / tricks for proper spinal posture? I slouch like a nigger, especially when I'm on the computer.

>>37982475
there is more to being a jew than the religion, any slimy human with poor posture can be considered a Jew

Why is being human so complicated?
Where was this knowledge decades ago when it could have been useful?
>You are breathing wrong
>You are resting wrong
>You are using your body entirely wrong
>no wonder you are so fucked up.png

>>37982529
get your ass over to /fit/ son, fixing it doesn't just look better but you feel like a new person

>>37982527
who?

>>37982455

White people breath through their mouths more than black people, because of the narrower nostrils.

>>37982553
well for starters we aren't supposed to be on our ass 16 hours a day

>>37982471
Under settings, the gear

1.25, 1.5, and 2x

Even slow it down too

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>done all those things all my life
>still not handsome

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>>37982294
>2014
>not sitting like this

Remember that while most of this shit is unproven, it IS proven that physical activity during one's puberty years will increase your facial aesthetics tenfold. Make sure to force your kids to play sports when they are 10-14 years old, otherwise they will look like a tub of shit later in life.

>>37982649
better than you could have been

>>37982553

The bad thing about being human is that there are so many facets to just doing it right, that it's easy to screw up and become weak/stupid/useless or near useless.

The thing, however, is that if you properly master all there is to being a man, you become, by far, the greatest kind of earthly creature you could imagine. Nothing beats humanity at it's peak.

>>37982660
is basketball good for that?

my younger brother only plays basketball, and I want to make sure he grows up handsome

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>>37982660
>physical activity during one's puberty years will increase your facial aesthetics tenfold


FUCK YOU GODDAMNED KIKE BITCH MOM!!!

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>>37982294

>>37982741
kevin is that you

how should you place your tongue? when i place it on my roof i feel like im bending/curlingf it. so should it be just flat against the roof?

>>37982709
single mom got you too buddy huh?

>no you cant play rugby you're only 14 that's stupid!

>>37982553
Also squatting to poop. I used to have terrible constipation and problems growing up, years ago people were talking about shitting like a gargoyle and literally overnight the problem was fixed.

>>37982553

We're also shitting wrong. You're not supposed to sit on a toilet, it's better to crouch down to shit, like a baseball catcher (imagine shitting in the woods and that's basically it).

>>37982762
No, my name is William.

>>37982786
push it against the back of your top front teeth, see if that flattens it out

>>37979692
Not to divert all the blame from the people, but when pregnant mothers have bad diets, it affects the child's facial and dental development. Look up Human Nutrition and Degeneration, or I forget the title. It's this old old book from the 1930s where this guy studies the teeth and faces of primitive tribes untouched by modern food, then looks at people who have been eating unhealthy modern food, which at that time was just white bread, canned vegetables, and marmalade.

>>37982786
i personally don't know, google it or see a dentist

>>37982478
The thing is, you probably are/were a mouth-breather, and no I'm not looking down on you for that, as there are lots of people who are. The thing is, nobody really knew about trying to make their kids use their nose, and if not that, even less know about what a deviated septum is.

What is a deviated septum? It's where a nostril seems always swollen, but not from allergies, but from an ill-formed nose from the interior. (meaning the outsides look fine but not the insides)

If you're willing to live with a deviated septum, but want a fixed chin, get a chin or jaw augmentation. Assuming you're an adult, you're old enough to get this fixed.

I'd suggest looking into "lower jaw surgery."

Believe it or not, the prices aren't outrageous. Expensive, but not outrageous.

>>37982814
>>37982836
careful with that

there was a guy who shit like that and he broke the toilet and the porcelain slashed his balls and thighs

toilets aren't meant to be stood on

When they say teeth together do they mean just your front teeth or like your molars? when I put my molars together I look like a fucking troglodyte.

>>37982295
>>37982363
Would this involve metal shit inserted in?

>>37982879
naturally

as you would when chewing i guess

>>37979692
ITT: Trying to get people to post their face.

>>>/soc/

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>>37982879
>everyone in this thread sitting at their computer like a faggot slapping their tongue and mouth around trying to "position it perfectly"

Only someone who is already ugly is worried about this.

>>37982852

i have a devioated septum. so did a family friend, he told me he regrets the surgery because it didn't seem to have any effect. so i'm a bit hesitant.

>>37982684
This. Such small little complications can really fuck up how we develop in a chain reaction. Like if one person is physically a failure, it can be from one little setback, such as improper breathing, which lead to sleepiness, laziness, ugliness, diet problems, thought impairment, brain development problems, etc. All because of one thing.

But master all of these, and you could have, or someone who's still young, has the chance to be a part of the master race, so to speak.

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What does /pol/ think i should do with my jaw?

>>37982987
listen to OPs advice

whats so bad about being a mouthbreather?

>>37982553
You're not doing anything wrong. There is no wrong way to breathe. In, then out, then in again. Your body does it whether or not you participate.

The only way to rest wrong is, I dunno, face down on a bed of porcupines?

Stop listening to these idiots and shills trying to make you buy a book/watch a video.

Humans - ALL humans - get sore, get tired, feel bad sometimes, get sick, age, die. You cannot prevent any of it.

>>37982987
greetings fellow Argentinian!

no but seriously your Jaw looks fine, if you made it wider you would look like a lego man

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>>37982660
>worked out as kid
>10 pack forming
>big assed beard developing to ward unwanted sluts off and to warn women that I'm a cunt destroying alpha who would slay the shit out them with my cock unless they be proper

I think you're right anon. All that DBZ as a kid made me work out and hate myself until the moment when I've given it my all.

>>37982948
That's because he probably got a shitty doctor. Surgery for a deviated septum isn't to merely fix the aesthetics of the nose, it's to allow you to breathe through BOTH nostrils.

That extra bit of oxygen goes a LONG way. As something a simple as breathing, can change your life drastically, and I don't mean that in a spokes person sense. Just oxygen alone sets off a chain reaction of positive or negative effects on your body's development.

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>>37982987
Tie a rope around it, than jump off a bridge.

>>37982996
fucks up your face and looks dumb

watch the damn video

>>37983001
>There is no wrong way to breathe.
I will give you a pass because this subject is unknown to most but that is horribly horribly wrong

>>37980060
well its not problem for me since i sort of clench my jaw a bit when im stressed, i've always done this.

>>37979692
>lips together
well no duh I'm not a mouthbreather
>tongue on roof of mouth
never thought of it but I do it naturally, so ok
>teeth together
ha, enjoy not having any enamel by the time you're 40 among other things that are not a health positive.

seriously teeth together is a bad idea

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>>37982987
Chin is fine. I can't tell about jaw width. Your structure appears to be all from your ethnicity. If you want to appear more white, I guess, or more squared-rectangular like a model, get a jaw angle implant, which increases the vertical posture of your jaw, rather than adding more width.

Pic related.

I look like an ape when I do this. I have an overbite so I have to jut my jaw forward to meet my front teeth together.

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>this thread

>>37983178
>overbite so I have to jut my jaw forward to meet my front teeth together.
better than having a fucking underbite. Be happy with what you have you ungrateful fuck.

>>37982068

hey pizza face

>>37983206
No I am. My face is relatively beautiful. I wouldn't mind a stronger jawline though.

I guess I lucked out, I always did all 3 of those without even having to think about it.

In fact, how the fuck does one not do those things if it's proper? Why the fuck does mouth posture need to be taught?

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>>37982996
It fucks up your facial development. Essentially, causes pic related. You don't want to look non-white do you? Only black people should be getting facial structures like this.

>>37983270
many times things like allergies and western diets lead to improper mouth posture

>>37982527

alex miller?

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>>37979692

good shit m8. let the face workouts begin

Is This a merican thing? I've never seen a mouth breather around here before

>>37980334
This guy gets it, I just started chewing gum and I've already gotten 2 girls to aproach me asking for a piece. ><{{••|*'ge good man

>>37983328
I've been a mouthbreather my whole life and I have a very strong chin. That seems like a crock of bullshit

>>37983527
you're the exception to the rule

>>37983527
You got lucky. It normally affects 90% of people.

>>37983527
Same here but my dad did too. Mine is a little more toned down. Is this worth doing for anything other than aesthetics?

>>37979692
Because I had my jaw dislocated when young and it rather hurts to try and keep my mouth in certain positions.

Ontop of which I developed lung issues and only have use of one lung really, so breathing is harder, thus mouth open.

Im a mouth breather due to this and well, my jaw or mouth stays slightly open often due to the jaw.

don't know what's wrong with you faggots, but I already did this shit naturally. fucking plebs always needing to be told what to do....

>>37980919
Not that hard. I have a big tongue and if it's not on the roof my nasal passage works poorly

What a bunch of little girls you are

>we must
>we must
>we must improve our busts!

>>37979692
I always keep my lips together but my jaw gets stiff if i settle my teeth so my tongue touches the roof of my mouth

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>>37982803
>no you can't join the school's weightlifting program, you're 11 and it will stunt your growth!

>>37979692
I get horrendous chronic migraines.
Doctors have no idea why.

I think this might be why. My facial posture isn't terrible (never needed orthodontia but my wisdom teeth were impacted), but it can be improved. I wonder if improved posture lessens headache.

Holy shit the implications of this are enormous to those who aren't able to understand the effect their behavior has upon their quality of life.
When your parents and grandparents demanded that you to have good posture (if your family isn't total pleb-tier), they meant it!

>>37984121
This is an aspect of bro science that isn't bullshit

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>>37983347

>>37984162
jesus fucking christ

every time i open this board i feel more and more insecure

why do you people do this

>>37984162
Looks like a comic strip character.

>>37984162
His face leads directly into his neck.

Since malocclusion is more of a recent evolutionary trait, is it possible the human genome has been affected due to the thousands of years of potential inbreeding? There are states today that are still plowing their second cousins, and collecting welfare for their slower kids.

>taking orthopedic advice from a brit
l
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>>37984162
what the fuck was that? Is he chewing the bottle to get the soda to come out? He looks like a gnome or some shit.

>>37984121

I noticed a while ago that I've been mouth breathing without realizing it for a long time (I get a lot of mucus in my nose). Luckily though, I don't think the shape of my face has been affected by it.

It did teach me that you can dramatically improve how attractive you are just by changing your default facial expression. I've probably looked like a mouth-breathing retard my entire life whenever I've interacted with anyone.

>>37984396
>what the fuck was that?

What a life of mouthbreathing does to you.

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I am a mouth breather, and my face is long as fuck.
Made me look ugly as fuck too, i would have been an 8/10 if i breathed through my fucking nose.

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>>37984521
>What a life of mouthbreathing does to you.

Com'on now, he's obvious also very ugly. Just breathing through your mouth alone isn't enough to make you hideous as fuck.

>>37984271
you should feel the opposite right now

feel hope that you can improve drastically!

lips together, teeth together, tongue on the roof of your mouth!

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I never noticed it before..... Oh god.... I think I have a jew nose....

>>37984573
you can still dramatically improve, not 100% to your potential if you hadn't mouth breathed, but still very much so


lips together, teeth together, tongue on the roof of your mouth!

>>37984618
How have you never noticed this? You definitely have a Jew nose.

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>>37984618
No, you don't.
Jew noses go down.

>>37984618
your nose is straight, and your chin projects well

your jaw could use work, so work on it!


lips together, teeth together, tongue on the roof of your mouth!!

So basically, you want the bottom front teeth behind your top front teeth, and your tongue on the roof of your mouth?

That's the mouth posture I've had my entire life. Feels good man

>>37984636
>>37984679
Go away OP, we read it the first time.

So, the top row of my teeth hang over the bottom row when I bite down. My tongue rests on the roof of my face is this normal or are my teeth supposed to sit on top of eachother directly?

>>37984636
>tongue on the roof of your mouth!

This is hard though. I've only been doing it 30 minutes and it hurts already.

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Check out Kurt Cobain's chin and jaw compared to piss weak Dave Grohl's.

>>37984710
Life must be difficult, coming to /pol/, being forced to perform facial workouts.
It's such hard work I wish I was a starving nigger in africa instead.

>>37984679
>>37984651
So I have a shark fin nose. Also I never knew you were supposed to keep your teeth closed. I always kept my lips closed but let my jaw just hang. Will try to keep this in mind now though

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>that feel when I forget all of this in 30 minutes and go back to being an ugly mouth breather

I wasn't going to get laid by doing this anyways.

>>37979692
thank you OP for this tasty redpill.

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>>37984636
>lips together, teeth together, tongue on the roof of your mouth!
I have tried this before, but i have one nostril that I can't really breath out of so it's really hard

>>37984735
should have said something along the lines of being a peasant in medieval europe

no one fucking cares about starving niggers

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>>37984720
>that Krist Novoselic/Robin Williams hug at the end of World's Greatest Dad

>>37984695
not on top directly, the top should cover the bottom just a bit

google what a perfect bite looks like, if yours isn't like that see a FUNCTIONAL orthodontist

>>37979692
That's already how my face naturally rests but it does not come without issues

Because my teeth are constantly closed together it exerts a lot of pressure on my teeth and has slowly over time cracked 3 fillings (I'm 26)

>>37984710
you get used to it and it becomes natural

don't push too hard btw, your bones resist the change then

just keep it there, don't push upwards

>>37984780
do it dude

just remember the rhyme


lips together, teeth together, tongue on the roof of your mouth!

>>37984832
see a doctor, don't passively live your life with such a deformity

>>37984860
there doesn't need to be pressure, they just need to be together

i never breath through my mouth

but i leave my tounge at the bottom of my mouth

infact clenching my teeth actually makes my face looks very strange in a bad way

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>>37984925
k, I'll see a doctor
pic related is my face, what do you think, is my jaw that bad?
I am 20 btw

>>37984974
>but i leave my tounge at the bottom of my mouth
dotn do that, the most important part is the tongue placement, it supports your maxilla which is the most important bone in determining attractiveness, it controls everything

>infact clenching my teeth actually makes my face looks very strange in a bad way
no one is saying to do this, just keep the teeth together, don't clench

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>>37984982
and here's my nose
Is it jewey?

>>37984982
it looks ok, but you definitely could improve with these methods

your jaw suggests some vertical growth but luckily not too much

>>37985028
its fine

I thought everyone did this, wow.

>>37981098
>someone posting mah waifu on pol
wat. also, we anime now

>>37984955
Yeah but my upper jaw naturally exerts a lot of pressure on my bottom one

I don't have to try to keep my teeth together I have to try to keep them apart to prevent cracked fillings and gum recession

>>37985028
Maybe just a little, but no not really.

>>37985028
No, that's a roman nose.

Most have you probably been walking wrong your hole life as well. Fucking amateurs.
Walking wrong makes you easily 4 inches shorter.

>>37985052
alright, thanks for the advice man.

>>37985015
ok thanks

well im not clenching, just touching does this. no one else i know has this problem

can i be good with just the tongue thing?

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>>37985093
sauce?

also, r8 my nose guys

jew or no jew

>>37985062
>>37985073
cool, thanks
>No, that's a roman nose.
why, because it's roman all over my face

>>37985126
Confirmed for Shekelstein

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>>37985126
Supreme kike lord.

>>37985118
idk dude, I'm not dentist. see a functional orthodontist

functional is the key word, traditional orthos will fuck you up

>>37979692
I wonder what other subtle bodily postures have ruined our lives.

Maybe I lost an inch of growth because slept wrong, maybe I put stress on my knees and back running and lifting wrong until recently. I saw a report that most people do not have straightened hips, this adds up to pain and pelvis damage in time, but luckily there are special exercises to straighten your hips.

>>37982660
any citations for this?

>>37985158
>>37985160
oy vey

>>37985126
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fD2TSL2s7I

>>37985166
A lot of white and asian males experience sup bar growth considering the similar hermit life styles a lot of us exhibit

also more about that special exercise to straighten your hips please?

>>37979692
This is the definition of pseudoscience

His claims are backed up by nothing other than personal anecdotes and his claims are also not accepted by the orthodontistry and dentistry communities as a whole

Don't waste your time with this dumb shit and instead focus on actual improvement
Read, physically train, and do a thorough introspection everyday

Don't listen to pseudoscience
OP confirmed for quack dentist in the linked video

>>37982885
>wired in place

No, your body wires broken bones in place naturally because you're a fucking cyborg.

>>37985274
>ugly manlet with no chin gives his advice

Mouthbreathing dolt here. Why should I listen to you fags? Does this help you give better blowjobs or something?

>>37985274
>His claims are backed up by nothing other than personal anecdotes
but he actually treats people with this, and he's shown before and after pics of his own work in the past

>not accepted by the orthodontistry and dentistry communities as a whole
because it threatens how much money they can make

Galileo views weren't accepted at one point either you know

>>37985274
Does it really matter if it doesn't work or not?
>instead of having people sit around with their mouths open they will not sit around with them closed

Truly horrible, what an evil, evil man. He's a master of trickery, a nation wrecker. This is clearly the end times, a plague of demons, sent forth to lie, and ruin our facial features pseudoscience.

>>37982158

this, I have issues breathing from my nose and yet I still always did the shit in this video naturally.

>>37985274
okay then, you tell us why so many people have chins stuck inside their necks all of a sudden

even my grandfather notices it, he blames chemicals in the water but the point is this shit wasn't around when he was a kid

>>37985179
Of course not

It's more broscience being touted as gospel by a pituitary retard who blames his terrible aesthetics on being a lazy sack of shit when the fact is he just has shit genetics

>>37985313
No it just makes you look significantly less retarded. Seriously, next time you are out in a public area with lots of people, notice how many people (guys especially) have their mouths slightly open.

>>37985161
>traditional orthos will fuck you up

huh?

not that guy, but I'm 24 and have terrible teeth. i haven't really seen many people with worse teeth than me. i never had braces as a kid, had bad breathing and eating/drinking habits. my problems are mainly in the front. i have two protruding canines, one up top, and another on bottom. my lateral incisors on the sides where the protrusions are are also messed up as a consequence. and i have a small gap between my two front teeth. my chin and jaw aren't too terrible. my dad and sister have great jaws and there are shades of a good jaw in mine.

i am terribly insecure about my dental problems and don't even want to smile in front of people. when i do, i always struggle to keep my lips closed. w-what should i do
i also have terrible TMJ

I've been doing this for 6 months or so. Already has changed my profile. It's easier to accomplish when you're a teen though.

>>37985377
Shit genetics and people being fat fucks who would have well defined jawlines if it weren't for the fat they carry around

I have a god tier chin and jawline which are merely part of my godlike genetics

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There is something of note to be said about the change in male tone of voice, volume of voice, and facial structure over the past 100 years.

Perhaps these things are partially a result of improper breathing, improper posture of mouth and chest/back, etc.

>>37985434
google functional orthodontists in your area

a functional orthodontist will work in a way that requires no extractions (or very few if absolutely necessary only) and tries to make you look more attractive rather than only fixing your teeth

>>37985434
You need to see a psychiatrist and get some xanax so you chill the fuck out and stop nitpicking over insignificant shit thinking it's what's holding you back

>>37985434
>>37985503
if you're only insecure about your teeth a regular orthodontist should suffice, but a functional is still preferable

>>37985490
Is that Sean Connery? If so, he has one of the most terribly annoying voices in history. And has admittedly hit women.

>>37985302
I'm 5'11" so yes I am king of manlets but I do have a godlike jawline and chin

>>37985330
>muh conspiracy!
Orthodontist ty and dentistry are based upon peer reviewed science
What the guy in the OP is selling is essentially jelqing but for your face

>>37985351
You raise a good point

>>37985490
Or maybe its because nobody took pictures of ugly people back then.

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>>37985568
>he has one of the most terribly annoying voices in history.

What are you a faggot?

>>37985568
>And has admittedly hit women.

How does this factor into the discussion?

>>37985484
>shit genetics

right because genetics didn't exist 100 years ago

>>37985568
>Is that Sean Connery? If so, he has one of the most terribly annoying voices in history. And has admittedly hit women.

Total fucking woman

>>37979692
Fuck you OP, now I'm aware of my mouth.

>>37985591
he's selling nothing

>>37985663
so fix it!

lips together, teeth together, tongue on the roof of your mouth

>>37985568
>Sean Connery
>terribly annoying voice
>voice has literally been his meal ticket for decades
>terribly annoying voice

lol this bitch

>>37985591
jelqing actually works though
and it isn't sold

thanks again OP..

So I started chewing gum yesterday and my muscles are already sore. I also started clicking my tongue, are there any other exercises I can do?

>>37985812
exercises take a back seat to proper posture, make sure your maintaining it!

remember: lips together, teeth together, tongue on the roof of your mouth

also, chew the hardest/toughest gum you can find

God, this is worse than "you are now breathing manually"

I can't stop paying attention to where my tongue is now

>>37985850
you get used to it eventually, its how youre naturally supposed to be

dont slack

>>37985638
Maybe it's the fact that the population has more than doubled since your granddad was a growing up so he just sees a lot more people

Ever think of that, asshat

>>37985757
If jelqing worked then every guy would be walking around with a massive schlong in his drawers

>>37985914
exercise and diet work
why isn't every guy walking around jacked as fuark?

>>37979692

What about chewing gum? That would use your mouth muscles right? Could that help?

>>37985847
Chew on a small wooden block instead

Nothing hard enough to crack your teeth but definitely hard enough to really work your jaw

this kind of shit pisses me off so badly.. they have known this stuff since the 1930s and yet here we are having to figure this shit out on our own on a fucking philipeno image board... fucking Donar!

Anyway.. jus a reminder that if we lived in a national socialist nation this stuff would be taught to everyone.


anyway link here
http://facefocused.com/proporpos.html

so chewing gum helps your face too?

>>37985942
It's mostly genetics diet and exercise have a very small impact

Also playing with your tiny tim for 30 minutes a day is much easy then really busting out a good set

>>37985847
any gum suggestions?

>>37985892
right population centers are a new invention hurr durr

if you lived in a major city then and now you see just as many fucking people

>>37985984
yes because all the soft foods we eat means your facial muscles are shit and your face will get soft

>>37985996
>It's mostly genetics diet and exercise have a very small impact


shut the fuck up retard

>>37986064
rekt

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>>37985996
> diet and exercise have a very small impact
you're wrong as fuck

Alright so my top teeth go way forward so i'm pretty sure it's an overbite, with the posture, should I keep my mouth closed on my front teeth, or keep it closed on my back teeth?

>>37986227
I am quite sure it's the back

>>37986268
when I do that and I look in the mirror it gives me the stupid face look, it looks a lot better when I do the front teeth

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>>37984162
Jesus that poor fucking profile

why wasn't this posted on /fit/

>>37981972
One thing.
You're drunk and shitposting on a Japanese cartoon image board. Re-evaluate your life.

I am pretty damn handsome when i put my teeth together, tongue up and lips together

But if i relax my face I look ugly

>>37986560
Do you put your front teeth together? or your back teeth?

Anyone else here ever read that book about how shoes halt development of the foot and make walking/running more strenuous? The point of the book seemed to be walk barefoot and on your toes and itll correct the muscle structure in your legs and feet.

I think it was called Born to Run.

>>37986609
just about to go in a walk.. was looking for socks

I guess I'll go barefoot now

>>37986631
Youll notice you wall much different. Your stride should be shorter but your heel should also hit the ground far less frequently, reducing stress to ankles and knees.

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>>37982987

>>37984162
jews are fucking ugly man

As informational as this was, did anyone else get a slight chuckle with his examples in the presentation?

>Okay so you see this here problem with so and so, lets go to this example and
>LOOK AT THIS DROOPY FACED FUCKER HERE. SEE THAT SHIT. SEE HOW UNATTRACTIVE THAT SHIT LOOKS? NOW LOOK AT STEPHEN HAWKING NOW WITH THIS SUNKED IN JAW SHIT...
>OK so now the reason for this is...

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>>37979692
I watched the entire thing. Thank you OP.

>>37984162
this is that guys only face for life. He will not get a do over, he will most likely never have the money for the level of plastic surgery he requires. The fact that people like this are able to actually not kill themselves is pretty amazing.

>>37984720
The more handsome man killed himself after marrying a harpy, while the less attractive man went on to be a happy father with loving children and wife.

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>>37979692