proof from craigslist
>>37756488
>>37756488
Are we in the good or bad timeline right now? I slipped out of the STEIN universe a while back I guess. This one seems pretty fucked up.
9/11?
>>37756545
huh? 9 out of 11 what?
>>37756488
I'M FUCKING BUGGIN OUT MAN
What
>>37756796
DON'T YOU GET IT BROTHER THE TIMELINE SPLIT AT SOME POINT BUT THERE ARE STILL ARTIFACTS PRESENT FROM THE OLD TIMELINE
SOMETHING ABOUT THESE FUCKING BEARS HOLDS THE SECRET TO THE ENTIRE GODDAMN UNIVERSE AND I SOLD MY FULL COLLECTION ON EBAY FOR LIKE 400$ WHICH I THOUGHT WAS A GOOD DEAL AT THE TIME BUT NOW I'M KICKING MYSELF IN THE ASS BECAUSE I'VE SOLD WHAT'S POTENTIALLY THE MOST VALUABLE COLLECTION OF INFORMATION EVER COMPILED BY MAN
I SOLD THE MIND OF GOD, MAN
FUCK
>>37756796
tl;dr we are living in an alternative timeline. Who knows how we got here, and stupid children's books tipped everyone off.
Someone link that blog that discusses this, I don't have it for some reason.
>>37756680
Was 9/11 some kind of ritual that brought us all here. Just speculating.
>>37756844
>>37756928
>>>/x/
>>37756928
http://mandelaeffect.com/
Enjoy the acceleration.
>>37756990
THIS IS SERIOUS BRO AND RELEVANT TO /POL/
THIS IS CONCLUSIVE PROOF OF REPTILLIAN INFLUENCE OVER OUR TIMELINE
DOESN'T BERENTAIN/STEIN SOUND KINDA JEWISH TO YOU?
COINCICENDE OR CONSPIRACY?
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
>>37756844
it has always been "Bernstain"..... it is the cursive that throws people off.
>>37757117
Nice try, kike.
>>37757117
BUT I'M WHITE AND THEREFORE UNDERSTAND CURSIVE SO THAT'S REAL RETARDED, SIR
SLIDE HARDER REPTILE
I remember New Zealand used to be to the west of Australia.
The Jews switched it in this Timeline.
>>37756488
My favorite one was where Too Tall got Brother Bear to help him gas the kikes, and Papa Bear got all pissed off when he found out because Brother Bear was supposed to be doing his homework.
>>37756488
Wait a minute I always remembered it as Berenstein. Apparently it always had an 'a'. I searched around and many people remember it as stein and are mind fucked. What is happening?
tfw no qt loli to read to at night
>>37757141
So how do you think we got here? Did we die in our sleep one night or were we summoned here? What's going to happen in this timeline? Because it seems pretty bad. Also, what do you like of the simulation theory, meaning billion upon of billions of realities being broadcast beyond the universe?
>>37757196
REPTILLIANS CHANGED THE TIMELINE IMPERFECTLY AND SOME ARTIFACTS HAVE YET TO BE CLEARED UP
THE REMAINING VOLKISCH HUMANS STILL REMEMBER THE TRUE ARYAN TIMELINE
>>37757164
POWER TO TRUTH BROTHER THOSE GODDAMN KIWI BIRDS COULD NEVER HAS EVOLVED TO THE EAST OF AUSTRALIA BECAUSE OF THE FORCE OF THE WIND COMING OFF THE DESERT PORTIONS OF THE CONTINENT #SPREADIT
>>37757170
ELIMINATED IN THIS TIMELINE #SPREADIT
>>37757196
It's the Time Slip nigger.
After 9/11 our Time Lines shift back and forth. It's called the Mandela Effect.
Some people remember Nelson dying in prison. Some people remember the blood bath that occurred at Tiananmen Square. Some people remember Martin Luther King being shot at close range with a pistol by a crazy black woman.
>>37756488
The pic in the OP says "stain" not "stein".
Every book says "stain" now....just go to amazon and look.
What am I missing here?
>>37756488
I always said Stein - my whole family does.... the only reason we ever even gave shit about the books is because the name is identical to neighbors when a little kid -- this new spelling is sincerely bothersome, it's just off - it's wrong ... something bizarre happened, I no longer recognize this world, and this stupid book is one of very few remaining indicators
>>37757225
i've always been in berenstain universe but i get flung between different ghadaffi, khadaffi, and qatafi timelines every once in a while
>>37757213
FUCK
>>37757225
WE DIDN'T DIE WE'RE JUST INHABITANTS OF THE TIMELINE IN WHICH REPTILLIANS WERE CAPABLE OF ALTERING THE FATE OF PUREBLOODED ARYANS AT THE BEHEST OF THEIR JEWISH MASTERS
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THIS TIMELINE IS VALID IN THE EYES OF GOD BROTHER THIS HAS TRULY TORN THE NATURAL ORDER ASUNDER AND BROUGHT IMBALANCE TO HIS CREATION
>berenstain
>berenstein
>stein
>steins;gate
It's happening
>>37757280
Some retard wrote a blog about how they remember it being "stein" and all these people agreed they must have changed it at some point. One of the kids of the authors replied saying it's always been "stain" and morons theorized we must be in an alternate timeline where it changed at some point.
Basically morons misremembering things.
>>37757384
SHILL HARDER REPTILE
#SPREADIT
>>37756844
This sounds like something out of John Dies at the End.
As a side note, I remember both names as a kid. Perhaps there was a different publisher or a typo that was fixed later?
>>37757413
IF BY "TYPO THAT WAS FIXED LATER" YOU MEAN "TIMELINE WHICH WAS UNFAVORABLE TO THE REPTILLIAN'S JEWISH MASTERS AND WAS THEREFORE ELIMINATED" YOU'RE RIGHT
>>37757410
Reptiles, Aliens, Ghosts are not real. They are corrupted data being processed by the artificial reality.
You live in a simulated reality.
I am legitimately freaking out right now, i think i had a copy in my attic that im 100% sure said berenstein
>>37757444
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confabulation
>>37756488
stop bumping and promoting your nigger piece of white genocide.
>>37757528
IT'S POSSIBLE BROTHER, BUT WITHIN THIS SIMULATED REALITY WE'RE BEST TO KNOW OUR ENEMY: THE REPTILLIAN MENACE
>>37757528
>reptiles are not real
Nigga you what
>>37757551
HOW CONVENIENT THAT THIS SHOULD APPEAR ON THE ENCYCLOPEDIC JEW
TRY HARDER REPTILE
#SPREADIT
>>37757377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYXvo3w4_YE
IS THIS THE WILL OF STEINS GATE?
>>37757579
Literally nothing is real. We live in a simulation of reality that's projecting from beyond the universe.
Look it up.
>>37756488
I'm more upset about this trickery
Stine, not Stein
>>37757631
Well, it's subjectively real at least. And then of course whatever is "simulating" this realm is "real".
fuck, i know what you mean, man. Time traveling sucks.
i've been through like at least 20 different dimensions.
>>37756488
>>37757117
>>37757132
>>37757141
>>37757196
>>37757280
>>37757291
>>37757384
>>37757410
But the authors are the Berenstains
>>37757660
I REMEMBER THAT BOOK AS THE NIGHT OF THE LIVING MUMMY
REPTILLIAN TIMELINE SHIFT CONFIRMED
#SPREADIT
ITT: mental illness.
WHAT THE HELL ARE ANY OF YOU TALKING ABOUT? LISTEN TO YOURSELVES? THIS THREAD IS FULL OF NONSENSICAL RAMBLINGS.
>>37757731
Maybe you were confused?
>>37757738
PUSH THE JEWISH DSM HARDER REPTILE
OUR RIGHTEOUS TRUTH WILL SHINE THROUGH YOUR WEB OF LIES
#SPREADIT
>>37757758
WHO DAT YOU REPRESENTING?
>>37757758
A symbol, implanted in our collective minds ages ago by outerspace visitors
Its mystery is still unkown to this day
>>37757738
"Simulation Theory".
captha: descaaa TAVISTOCK
>>37757765
NO I REMEMBER DISTINCTLY THAT ONE'S THE CURSE OF MOMMY'S WOMB
#SPREADIT
>>37757758
Oh shi-
>>37757758
I remember that I used to draw this in middle school, never understood why
>>37757880
You and everyone else.
I BELIEVE
THEY WALK AMONG US
HOLD THE FUCK ON. LAST TIME I WAS READING ABOUT THIS ON A DIFFERENT FORUM IT WAS ABOUT WHETHER IT WAS "BEREN" OR "BERN" AND NOW YOU ARE TELLING ME THE GOD DAMN LAST PART CHANGED TOO?
HOW DO I STOP TIME SHIFTING HELP I WANT TO GO BACK TO MY GENESIS TIMELINE
>>37757724
in this timeline, yes, apparently they are
> Three torched dime > Stein > Yes Means Yes, Universe here.
Does anyone else suspect that we're all transmigrants because we died in our original Universe?
i CANT be the only one here stoned out of his mind reading this thread
>>37757910
A SECOND SHIFT?
IT'S LIKE ANODA SHOAH
>>37757910
its definately not what you said fuck your sliding.
>>37757816
>>37757816
youre spookin me dude. is that why all the kids in my school just randomly drew it? elementary, i mean.
>>37757758
i remember this from elementary school, lived in the white suburbs just outside oakland, and my teacher got pissed off when we drew it b/c she thought it was a gang symbol
yes, I went to one of those schools where you couldn't wear red and they had metal detectors that ALWAYS found my nintendo DS
>>37757880
no one understands why
>>37757910
In my original universe, i remember is as Bernstein.
increase your intake of LSD and Psilocybin. This will aid in correct the shifting issues you have
>>37758004
We are sleepers in a dream. We are not even real.
>>37757631
>I saw the Matrix and now that's what I believe.
This is probably how religions got started back in the day.
>>37757910
Bernstein timeline here, this Berenstain stuff is some bullshit. At least ebola seems to be doing much better in this one.
>>37757816
>>37757880
>>37757758
what. the. fuck.
>>37757528
I'm a loud and proud corrupted data rights activist, and find your wording to be problematic - if you'd like to have a discourse about data identity politics, or the unpack the agency of corrupted data in contrast to standardized hegemonic data, I'd recommend you educate yourself on the facts first. It's dedataizing to deny the integrity of all pan-data cross-dats, to oppress the differently-coded because xe calls into question the legitimacy of your debugged datriarchy.
system check your privilege, code-normative
>>37757949
you arent, whatre you smoking bro?
>>37758018
I remember it as Bernstein as well.
>>37758000
>yes, I went to one of those schools where you couldn't wear red and they had metal detectors that ALWAYS found my nintendo DS
>nintendo DS
>elementary school
Jesus fuck are kids that little really 18 now, wtf
>>37756488
AND THOu SHALT BEAREN STAINS OF THE REPTILE ILLUMINATI
//JOB 266:3
>>37757949
yo
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berenstain_Bears
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berenstain_Bears
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berenstain_Bears
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berenstain_Bears
>Stain is now the 'official' version
I fear I am going mad
>>37758018
THAT'S HOW I REMEMBER IT. I'VE TAKEN LSD MORE TIMES THAN I CAN COUNT. ARE YOU TELLING ME THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT CAN REMEMBER IT AS BERNSTEIN HAVE TAKEN LSD? IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE HYPOTHESIZING?
>>37757969
>>37758000
>>37758004
NOBODY BUT THE REPTILLIANS UNDERSTANDS WHY
IT'S THE SYMBOL WHICH REPRESENTS THE INFINITE POSSIBLE TIMELINES AND THE POSSIBILITY OF SLIDING BETWEEN THEM
IN DRAWING THE SYMBOL WE LEND STRENGTH TO THE EGREGORE WHICH GOVERNS THE PATH WE WEAVE THROUGH THE POTENTIAL UNIVERSES, AS GUIDED BY REPTILLIAN HIGH PRIESTS
YOUR TEACHER WAS VOLKISCH AS FUCK AND TRYING TO DEFEND AGAINST REPTILLIAN INFLUENCE WITHOUT BUGGING YOU OUT AS A KID
#SPREADIT
>>37758074
Not the same anon, but I had one in middle school and I'm 19.
>>37756488
My mom has been a teacher for almost 30 years, I'm sure she has some books from the 80s
Why aren't there any Bernstein Bears online?
>>37758045
>Ebola
Explain youself?
>>37756488
I know this is forum sliding, but 8/8 OP, top bait.
>>37757880
>>37757758
>>37758004
I remember being told it was a Christian symbol being "S" for "Salvation?"
People drew it a lot in the late 90s/early 00s?
But then again Christians do that thing where say anything that's popular or liked is their fault.
>>37757895
>>37757880
>>37757758
>>37758000
What the hell is that thing? What does it mean? Is it just a stylized S?
>>37758067
Green Crack shatter oil and some platinum Grill Scout Cookies. Earlier, i had half a quad cheeba chew.
im pretty baked, bro
Everything poping into our 'reality' aliens, ufos, vampires, werewolves, ghosts, jersey devil is corrupt data our outside players of our simulated reality fucking with us.
>>37758131
People have been drawing it since at least the 60s.
>>37758045
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT THE BERNSTEIN TIMELINE?
>>37758099
fellow LSDfag here, while I certainly remember 'beren' and not 'bern' I also quite clearly remember "Berenstein", we could be onto something
fuck, I'm tempted to drop another tab to try to get to the bottom of this
also, Nelson Mandela definitely did die a year or two back right?
>>37758134
the Stussy S
It's been documented fucking everywhere, at least all across the anglosphere and Europe, back a hundred years. No one knows where it came from.
>>37758084
POWER TO TRUTH BROTHER
>>37758091
YOU'RE NOT ALONE BROTHER RESIST THE CHILDHOOD JEW
>>37758107
EVIDENCE OF THE BERENSTEIN TIMELINE IS BEING ELIMINATED BY THE NSA AT THE BEHEST OF THEIR JEWISH MASTERS
#SPREADIT
>>37758074
I'm 20 and i had the first gen in 5th grade
>>37758168
I've seen it, but I've been wondering WTF it is. Nobody ever gave me an answer.
>>37758137
Do you live in Santa Clarita, CA? That's flavor of the year over here, all of it.
>>37758099
I have also taken LSD and remember Berenstein
OH SHI-
>>37757939
Also remember three torched dimes. I was on a naval base when it happened approximately 1990. Not sure what base though I was like 6 or 7.
Likewise I'm from the Berenstein Universe.
>BerenSTAIN
Wait what? I thought they were called Sockem Boppers, and come to think of it, they weren't a book at all, but an inflatable toy that you punch your friends with. 2 spooky
>>37758189
It's just a symbol, to us.
Symbols have power. But to whom is all this power going to?
>>37758125
> filename
meine sides
LSD or other drugs that cause this allow you to operate outside the timeline.
>>37758099
Could it be that we all just read it wrong? It's always be "stain" but we read it and said it as "stein"?
>>37758224
stop self bumping pls? thank
>>37758018
I've taken lsd multiple times and also remember it as bernstein... what the fuck
>>37758099
Taken shrooms, and I remember Bernstein.
>>37758165
Yes he did
>>37758168
People only call it "Stussy" because there was a story going around that it was their old logo, which isn't true and supposedly has never been true. Could be the same thing as with Berenstein.
Though people often also say it's Superman's logo which similarly isn't true.
>>37756488
You know what the most fucked up thing about this thread is?
I think OP might actually be onto something. I mean, if you think about it.
>>37756488
Beer stain Bears' "green with envy" is the quintessential worship of moloch cause the green is as papa bear were to baphomet they were at the alter of the tree symbolizes penis
>>37758260
is that Obola?
>>37758099
No i clearly remember it as bernstein and i've not had any LSD.
The problem is in the Pineal Gland AKA the Third Eye. If your Third Eye is open, then you can naturally see past the reptilian lies and remember it as bernstein.
Fluoride, GMOs, chemtrails and aspartame will block your pineal gland. The LSD and Psilocybin aid in decalcifying the pineal gland, thus opening the 3rd eye. Only then, can one understand the truth.
What the fuck is going on in this thread? I remember it as 'Stein' as well. And I was one of those that drew those 'S' for no reason as well.
>>37758157
Ebola is the only big difference I've noticed so far. I saw a post saying it's over 10k infected and growing in this one with cases in America even. Romney cut flights from Africa pretty quick in my timeline and cases were barely over 3k.
>>37758184
1st gen DS in 5th grade as well.
My parents knew what I wanted nigguh.
>>37758165
I'M NOT SURE ON MANDELA. I CAN'T REMEMBER 99 WELL ANYWAYS.
>>37758228
Thanks for telling me that seriously, nobody even knows wth that "s" came from.
>>37758291
>>37758314
THE PLOT THICKENS
IS 4CHAN THE ASTRAL CROSSROADS OF MULTIPLE UNIVERSES?
#SPREADIT
What the shit. I always thought it was stein. Nevermind that Beren and Bern change
>>37758305
Tell me more anon
>>37758312
Sorry, I fucked up the whole timeline about 8 years ago. You're lucky you still exist.
>>37758243
Also I have one in the closet from '92. It says "Berenstain" on it.
I'd take a picture and upload it but I don't have data on my phone.
>>37758312
ARE WE THE TRUE RED PILLED?
>>37758358
These kinds of changes happen retroactively.
The universe has a feature that prevents paradoxes from crashing it.
you guys remember going in a van/large vehicle at school for a hearing test?
>>37758358
Wouldn't prove much. As this thread has revealed, and as a simple google search will reveal, BerenSTAIN is the timeline we are in ATM.
>>37758196
nah, i get all my weed in Santa Ana, CA.
There's a ton of dispensaries there.
>>37758371
Yes. Google "simulated reality". Welcome to life.
Two weeks ago it was bernstain.
>>37758374
You shut the fuck up.
I don't want to hear about that fucking shit ever again.
okay what the fuck is happening in this thread
>>37758398
The divergence was august 14, 1865, 17:02.
>>37758372
>>37758376
What other stuff like this is there? Stuff we remember clearly but others don't or it changed.
For instance I remember us bombing Iraq before the Iraq war in '03. I remember it being in the late 90s I think and I was the only one who remembered it.
>>37758330
ebin Funnyjunk meme m8
>>37758374
YES. OH GOD YES.
WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO TO US?
FUCK FUCK I CAN BARELY REMEMBER THAT DAY. the memory is hazy.
>>37756488
why doesn't the T connect to the A on the top one but it clearly connects to a letter on the bottom 3, nigger?
ANYBODY ELSE REMEMBERS PIERCE BROSNAN'S CHARACTER DYING MULTIPLE TIMES IN MARS ATTACKS?!
CAPTCHA: SYMOCED MASONIC
>>37758420
We're talking about how we fucked up causality.
>>37758428
google the Mandela Effect
>Date of Nelson Mandela's Death
>Position of New Zealand and Australia
>Date of Billy Graham's Death
>>37758420
RAW TRUTH BROTHER
#SPREADIT
>>37758426
>mfw I was born on august 14
>>37758420
Drugs, Anon. Lots of drugs.
Guys I'm going to burn berenstain on my arm. If I go back to the alternate reality I'll have proof
>>37758428
A lot.
Do you remember the nuclear exchange of '89?
My point.
>>37758305
>Fluoride, GMOs, chemtrails and aspartame
LOL THE NAMES OF THE CHEMICALS THAT ARE ACTUALLY USED FOR EFFECTS BASED INFLUENCE YOU CAN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE AND ARE NOT TESTED FOR OR LABELED ON ANYTHING CONSUMABLE.
ANYWAYS, SOMEONE IS LYING TO YOU ABOUT WHO IS LYING TO YOU. WORD ON THE STREET IS THAT IT'S NOT REPTILIANS, IT'S HUMANS FROM THE FUTURE AND HUMANS FROM THE PAST RUNNING THIS SHOW.
PIC RELATED, GUY.
i just got here.
should i be afraid? is it happening?
>>37758432
I got it off /x/ or /v/ like yesterday
Is it a FJ meme and h-how do you know anon, is there something you'd like to tell us?
>>37758278
So nobody knows wth it is, but it was rumored to be some logo once.
Here's something funny: put two of those next to each other and you have a differently-stylized SS
>>37758463
Okay I'm not going to google that YET because I wanted to ask something before I corrupted my knowledge.
Does that refer to thinking Mandela died earlier? Because when he died I swore it was deja vu, I thought he was already dead.
ITTL Schizophrenia
>>37758512
its the Kabbalists Jews
-Stainfags Prepare your anus!
> dad was in computer engineering since the Pascal era
> died not to long ago
> leaving behind a box full of floppy disks.
> I went through them with Active Undelete looking for pornography
> find [picture related] instead
>[-Stainfags get BTFO]
>>37758524
>Does that refer to thinking Mandela died earlier? Because when he died I swore it was deja vu, I thought he was already dead.
Exactly
Same happened with the others. Now before you google it, tell me, is NZ north, south, east, or west of Aus, and by how much? Furthermore, how close roughly is Aus from the rest of Southeast Asia?
>>37758537
is that what you call TRUTH in this universe?
>>37758518
It already happened, and no, you shouldn't be afraid.
We fixed it.
>>37758537
>things I don't like or understand because I have lost my sense of wonder
>omg I'll call it schizophrenia
Kill yourself, because ITT is normal.
>>37758548
a photoshoppable image proves nothing
>>37758548
SOMETHING ABOUT THE FLOPPY DISK CASING MUST HAVE PREVENTED THE REPTILLIANS FROM ALTERING THE DATA
OR PERHAPS THEY OVERLOOKED IT, CONSIDERED IT UNIMPORTANT
#SPREADIT
>>37758548
HOLY FUCK.
Proof. Damn. What the fuck? Are we all going made or that a photoshop?
>>37758564
Man you gotta understand, the way things are now, are the way they've ALWAYS been here.
Causality is retroactive.
When we changed it, we didn't just change the future or the present, we changed the past too.
So im not the only one who's traveled the multiverse?
>>37758581
It's ITTL, newfag.
>In This Thread, Literally
>>37758548
mein gott we're on to something.
>>37758548
>>37758593
Okay, some people read those books as a kid and others didn't.
I didn't, and I thought it was -stein.
This might tell you the stainfags are right.
>>37758512
>Fluoride was confirmed a neurotoxin
>Chemtrails where confirmed BY NASA as a means to dampen the effects of climate change.
>GMOs along with everything else- Literally Everything will give you cancer
>>37758557
Not him but I remember it being to the west of Australia.
>>37758604
YOU'RE NOT GOING MAD
IT'S NOT PHOTOSHOP
THE ONLY LOGICAL EXPLANATION IS JEWISH-CONTROLLED REPTILLIANS ALTERING THE TIMELINE TO UNDERMINE THE ARYAN RACE
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
#SPREADIT
>>37758609
Nope.
There's a lot us around.
>>37758512
> That picture
That's exactly what a Jew would say if that's where he was hiding his Jewgold.
>>37758586
but you believe OPs image, no?
>>37758374
actually yes - my stomach dropped when I read that, because I absolutely remember doing this... I have a very clear memory from all of childhood, but only now am I recalling what you describe ---- very hazy, but I happened... it was a white bus, lots of metal, little or no padding/fabric in seats so echo, but nobody talking - the driver had a metal grid directly behind him ---- vague memories .... weird
>>37758614
The acronym you just made up yesterday is new. GTFO.
>>37758652
Google berenstain
Only results are berenstain
>>37758557
Aus is far away
NZ is west of Aus
However I don't think I actually knew where NZ was in relation to Aus until I played EU4 (topkek) so this does not discount my memory of Berenstein
>>37758614
>in this timeline
>>37758614
That's some real faggot shit, anon.
>>37758659
When you try to push the memory forward to the destination of the "bus", you get migraines, yes?
>>37758512
That cave probably has a time gate or something
>>37757758
I'm from southern England and we used to draw this all the time in middle school.
>>37758638
>>37758673
>NZ is west of Aus
Nope lol. Is it north or south of Aus?
>>37758557
It's to the North East of Austrilia, like about the distance between Alabama and Louisiana? Maybe four hour drive if it was a road?
>>37758668
>Yesterday
I've been on 4chan since it launched in 2004. What the fuck do you know?
>ITTL newfaggots
>>37758673
>NZ
>To the West
>Of Australia
>>37758699
When I said west there I meant east. It's also south of Aus.
I don't know why I said west. Probably because I read that other guy's post first.
>>37758420
>420
that is what is happening
>>37758714
Bullshit.
Guys, what if I told you the NSA is monitoring this thread right NOW?
Don't get disappeared.
>>37757949
Word.
>>37758714
BEEN HERE SINCE 2005 AND I THOUGHT I WAS A FAGGOT. OH SHIT.
Gentlemen now that I have seen the truth what should i do now?
>>37758736
It helps ease the physical symptoms of the "jump".
>>37758520
Complicated story, friends with the Admin and i've known his no. 1 buttbuddy since I was a kid.
Y-you won't believe me, anon.
>>37758659
>>37758680
CONFIRMED MANY TIMES OVER BY COUNTLESS PEOPLE
THE BUS IS REAL
THE HEARING TEST IS THE COVER FOR IMPLANTING THE RADIO RECEIVER WHICH INFLUENCES YOUR THOUGHTS
THE ONLY WAY TO FIX THIS IS TO INSERT A Q-TIP ALL THE WAY INTO YOUR EAR AND MOVE IT AROUND A BIT - EVER WONDER WHY THE Q-TIP JEW WARNS YOU NOT TO DO THIS?
WAKE UP
#SPREADIT
>I also drew that S, starting around 1994
>I also remember berenSTINE
What the fuck is going on?
I want off rabbi Shekelberg's wild ride!
>>37758548
WHOOOAAAAAA!
active undelete works on floppy disk?
fuck man.. I'm pretty sure my grandpa's collection had cp at one point..
but alas I threw them away years ago
>>37758759
I can confirm this.
>>37758724
Eh >>37758709 I was off, but not that much.
>>37758749
So let them monitor.
If they become a problem I'll just go back and disappear them before they exist.
No one ever said we didn't have to be evil with the power. :^)
>>37758758
YOUR TRUTH IS SOMEONE'S LIE. YOU MUST ASCEND TO KNOW THE TRUTH OF THE ANCIENTS.
>>37758749
I believe that, and that psyops is mad that people are acting like they normally act and have to re-abnormalize it to attempt again to create a new normal. But this aimless chaotic dumbfuckery isn't bothering me. It's refreshing to watch.
>>37758680
I feel internal pressure on the top of my head / curving slightly around to the right forehead -- odd, otherwise no discomfort / only when remembering bus
So does the "Stein" mean that in one timeline they are Jews and in the other they aren't?
>>37757528
I don't know why nobody else realizes this. Quantum physics points to this so clearly but scientists cannot accept the truth until they have indisputable evidence of it. The evidence will come though. At some point we will find an irreducible time quantity to indicate the universe is in fact a simulation devoide of true infinitesimal quantities.
For those who doubt it. Watch this video and tell me that the "universe is a simulation explanation" doesn't make the most sense.
http://youtu.be/A9tKncAdlHQ
>>37758557
NZ is NE of Aus, more north than west
Aus is right off Asia though, right past Indonesia, is and always has been, you're delusional if you think otherwise this isn't a timeline change it's plate techtonics
>>37757758
HOLY CRAP IT'S THE TWISTED OUROBOROS!!!
>>37758796
Aren't you glad that seriously, nobody can travel through time?
stop self bumpin pls? don't wanna use the catalog.
>>37757880
I drew it because I thought it looked cool.
Also, you could make cool borders.
>>37758797
POWER TO TRUTH BROTHER
THE POWER OF THE ANCIENTS IS ONLY GRANTED TO THOSE WHO SEVER TIES WITH THE CORPOREAL
ONLY THOSE IN DIRECT CONTACT WITH THE DEAD CAN PERCEIVE A FRACTION OF COSMIC TRUTH, WHICH SHIFTS CONSTANTLY BASED ON THE MATRIX OF FATES WOVEN BY THE MULTIVERSE
YOU CANNOT KNOW IN THIS LIFETIME
#SPREADIT
>>37758831
I'm glad that very few can.
I don't like competition. It complicates things.
>>37758821
>NZ is NE
Nope, SE
your memories are wrong, see >>37758724
What's funny about this is that the books were intended to teach children how to READ and the fact that you are confused right now means that the books failed.
>>37758671
as about 10 people have said so far causality changes are retroactive, the universe one is currently in has to remain self-consistent
>>37758815
Funny thing is I don't remember the bus myself as a kid but I remember OTHER kids talking about it.
I've always had shit hearing though.
>>37758850
YO DOG IDK WHAT THE FUCK U ARE TALKING ABOUT, BUT I THINK YOU NEED 2 SMOKE SOME WEED.
>>37758830
Oh fuck. It makes sense now, tears are actually running down my face
>>37758759
That's what the S is for.
>>37758692
I'm from Florida and we did the same, what the fuck
>>37758796
You've already mastered time manipulation?
So far i've shifted dimensions and time but not by my own volition. Something seems to be creating these slips in time/space. But i haven't yet factored in my subconscious into the equation yet.
>>37758906
I'll tell you all about it in the thread we'll have yesterday.
>>37758882
>2014
>SMOKING THE HERBAL JEW
WEED KEEPS YOU FROM LEARNING THE TRUTH BY DULLING YOUR ARYAN SEXUAL ESSENCE
#SPREADIT
>>37758830
>OUROBOROS
>reptilie
REPTILIANS CONFIRMED
>>37758893
That's just an anchor fegget.
>>37758759
>>37758165 here, i also smoke marijuana habitually as it helps me deal with reality and makes things feel more real
what the fuck man, this is seriously creeping me out
>>37758851
I'm glad you can't.
It is possible to remote view (such as clairvoyance), and see the past (this is something else, I don't know the name of it), but it's only a record or log of sorts the universe keeps. The past doesn't exist anymore, and can't be communicated with.
>>37758916
Sounds good. Hope to see you then.
>>37758815
Please stop.
>>37757758
>>37758830
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouroboros
>>37758937
When you were very young, you met a very strange man.
He said something very unusual to you...
>>37756488
My mom is a 1st grade school teacher and always remembers is as "stein"
when i told her that there was a reality glitch that changed it to "stain" she didint believe me till i took out one of the old books we had of em and she was mind fucked.
>>37758776
>fuck man.. I'm pretty sure my grandpa's collection had cp at one point..
>but alas I threw them away years ago
would you really get off to pics of yourself getting molested anyway?
Is this what it's like all the time on /x/?
>>37756488
>cursive e and a are similar and the overlap of information creates a false memory
>>37758953
I'm sorry but this is too much for me, im actually shaking
>>37758991
Autistic roleplaying, yes.
ITT: people try to get me to believe that time travel to the past is real
>>37758992
No way, then some people would remember it as Berenstain bears. Nobody remembers it as Berenstain bears, nobody.
Have there been recent changes?
I saw "Edge of Tomorrow" this summer and now it's been called "Live. Die. Repeat."? That was a marketing line for it, but not the name of the movie. I don't get why they changed it.
should i take some indica, sativa or hybrid for this thread?
>>37758992
This thread is full of false-memories, both innate and planted.
>>37758992
everyone remember it stein look into comments everyone could swear on their life that it was stein.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ9T5D1KiGg
>>37758548
DO YOU GUYS EVEN RABBIT-HOLE?
For the love of Christ, I've always known it as Stain because I was angry and confused how the cartoon pronounced it "STEEN'. Stop this self-delusion, it makes /pol/ look bad and it slides important threads off the front page.
>>37759020
Pure ruderalis, assuming you can find some that produces.
Failing that, pure sativa.
>>37758512
Where is that sign in sea?
>>37759036
>secret portal to hell
>>37758966
Nope, not other than my mom's druggie friends saying strange things while they were high, but this sums up this thread and my reaction: >>37759011
Your subjective reality must be awesome if you believe time travel is for real.
>>37759056
Yea, sorry to detract from your cuck threads.
Why don't you just go back a couple hours and start a better thread?
>>37759056
> how the cartoon pronounced it "STEEN'.
See that might be it. We just heard it pronounced as STEEN/STINE and it stuck.
>>37759056
>IMPLYING REPTILLIAN ALTERATION OF OUR TIMELINE IS TRIVIAL
>>37759074
C'mon now, don't lie to me.
You were in the grocery store.
He walked up, said a single sentence, then walked away...
Think hard... you were maybe six years old...
He struck you as oddly familiar, even though you hadn't seen him before.
You looked into his eyes.
They were the same colour as yours. ;)
Ok this is odd. I have very hazy memory of being Canadian in the mid 1900s but I have always lived in the US. Its like a memory from a past life. What the hell.
Did anyone see that one movie where every night the city (controlled by aliens) is shifted into a new reality and no one realizes whats going on? It was always night time and people were given new memories and roles in society with each shift.
Is the matrix real, or does this go beyond that?
>>37759056
Ah, that makes sense. I watched the cartoon, but I never looked at the books. Rationality and logic wins again.
>>37759117
HE SAID TO ME
"DON'T TELL YOUR FATHER"
WHICH PROBABLY REFERS TO GOD
CHRISTIANITY CONFIRMED FOR ULTIMATE RED PILL COUNTER TO REPTILLIAN INFLUENCE
>>37758992
>>37759012
>>37759024
>>37759029
>be 5
>parents keep saying "barren steen bears"
>show me a book
>they read it to me
>this goes on for years
> keep hearing barren steen
>start to decipher the squiggles in the pages
>can't quite make out the scribbles on top
>but i do know enough to know it says boronstein
>be 30
>suddenly an autist on the internet tells me it's spelled bereinstain
>absolutely lose my shit
>>37759145
You're not who I'm talking to.
Begone with you.
I'll not tell you twice.
Wait a minute, why isn't George W. Bush dead?! He was killed by an American who lost his son in Iraq in '07, right?!
>>37759178
wut
>>37759178
Dont you mean ronald regan?
>>37759178
No, here he just paints a lot of paintings.
You should check them out, they're pretty awesome.
>>37758099
ive taken acetyl psilocin
remember <spoiler>berenstein</spoiler>
>>37758949
do you remember the bus being backlit by really bright white light? but only the exterior - all interior illumination was ambient ---- but light was cold, like a cloudy day, grayish light, but very strong / all from the rear
>>37758374
Yes.
I don't remember where we went.
Oh god.
I always knew these bears would be part of the bigger picture.
>>37759161
WE ARE ALL LIVING IN THE SAME REALITY
ALL OF OUR MEMORIES ARE SHARED ON SOME BASIC LEVEL
THE GROCERY STORE MAN IS AN ETERNAL ARCHETYPE PLANTED IN THE MIND OF MAN AS A WARNING AGAINST IDOLATRY
MY EXPERIENCE AND YOURS ARE ONE AND THE SAME BROTHER
DO NOT LET JEWISH "INDIVIDUALITY" FOOL YOU
>>37759217
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIdIqbv7SPo
>>37756488
op here, holy shit this has so many replies
There MUST have been another shift tonight. Why else would we be having this thread. This is a new timeline.
They're up to something....
>>37759117
Nope. I don't remember it.
I wish I could remember something cool (you suggest similar to myself? you suggest someone whose eyes I would like to look into? a person like that died in 1945, his eyes were blue like mine, and his reputation is now of infamy), but that would be altering my memories and not being entirely honest with myself.
Something either happened or it didn't happen. This principle is so strongly ingrained that my mind doesn't do the whole false memories thing, and there's a strong distinction between fantasy and memory. Sometimes, however, I also just not remember stuff.
>>37759227
Very well then.
I wasn't actually in the market for a bit of fun tonight, but I'll oblige you.
>>37759206
Remember when the "spoiler" in the spoilers tag was "spoilers?
>>37759199
It's Ronald Reagan
I swear guys....
>>37758099
>Have taken shrooms
>remember stein
Representing
>>37758428
You mean the gulf war?
>>37759266
you.
It was you.
Giving a message to you.
>>37759136
Movie's called Dark City or something like that. Never seen it but I remember seeing trailers for it and people talking about it.
>>37758374
19, American. Don't remember anything of the sort.
>>37759264
Yea, sorry, that was me.
I needed to get to the beer store on time.
It wasn't jews.
>>37759036
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS PHOTOGRAPH!??
HOW DID IT MANAGE TO CROSS OVER INTO THIS UNIVERSE?????
>>37756488
>>37759297
No, don't you mean the Golf War? It happened in the 90's...
>>37759297
No it was after the gulf war. I lived on an air force base and was kept up all night by the bombers taken off and so was everyone else in town.
I remember "bombs over baghdad" was a song or phrase BEFORE the Iraq war and people thought it was talking about the Iraq War.
>>37758975
That is a good question.
I imagine I'd be disgusted and shocked at first. but then I'm sure I would fap to the thought of molesting myself.
>>37759299
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I just fantasized about an adult me and Hitler meeting each other, and me looking into his beautiful blue eyes.
No, what you're suggesting didn't happen.
>>37756488
>mfw this thread
you guys are seriously starting to freak me out
I've always been paranoid that I was in a bad world line or something because of little discrepancies in my memory
I want off the ride
I need a real red pill
>>37759350
forgot
>guys its real
>>37757631
>projecting this hard
Did any of you get in trouble a lot as a kid? I've been reading up on lobotomies. They say that literally hundreds of thousands of kids got lobotomies in the 90s. The strange thing about the operation is that you can be fairly unchanged as far as cognitive functioning goes. It mostly affects mood. I believe I was lobotomized as a child but I have no proof other than fuzzy memories of the schoo nurse taking me back through a long hall behind where the principals office was.
Anyone else?
>>37759376
>bad world
You're in the good one.
Trust me.
>>37758474
It isn't your body that shifts it is your conciousness into a body in a paralel universe.
>>37758134
4+4 chan has been shilling for a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time my friend
>>37759372
In the physical world, that is.
>>37759395
THIS HAPPENED TO ME TWICE
>>37757631
but the nose is simulating the simulation
>>37759395
>Zener cards
>so many Zener cards
I never want to see another one of those fuckers so long as I live.
>>37759395
doubt it
whenever I get angry I go out back and beat things with a baseball bat
>>37759419
That S was posted on /x/ 5 years ago. As far as i remember
>>37759372
It did.
You go back to deliver data to you.
You don't remember it because it hasn't happened yet.
>>37758074
>the nintendo ds came out in 2004
god damn how the time flies
>>37759471
That symbol is older than everyone ITT put together.
>>37758765
>>37758659
>>37758680
>>37758815
>>37759217
>>37758440
>>37758374
OHHHHH SHIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!!
Does this mean that they...
So is that why the smartmeter on my house...
OH FUCK!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK.
>>37759309
Sometimes they used dentistry as their facade. They were supposed to be checking you for cavities. I remember it being there, but I don't remember going inside, I just remember exiting to the gym when it was over.
>>37758975
Why not? What's done is done.
>>37759372
close-up, color photograph of his eyes - is it available?
i remember, very clearly, being about 3 or 4 years old growing up in Pinellas County, Florida and hearing about the Sunshine Skyway bridge collapsing in the news and it being a huge deal and a bunch of people dying and them having to start building a new bridge in its place
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunshine_Skyway_Bridge#The_Summit_Venture_disaster
in this timeline apparently it happened in 1980, i guess it was bound to happen at some point with the poor design of the bridge, and some liberal kike senator slapped his name all over the new one
>>37759491
It's like you want a visit from an elf...
>>37756488
I was a very early reader, and I'm probably older than most in this thread (born in 1984).
It was always Berenstain Bears.
I remember looking at the books in my 2nd grade book shelf and thinking that it SHOULD be Berenstein bears because it sounded better and was easier to say. My teacher even referred to the books as the Berenstein Bears books.
But it was always Berenstain.
>>37759501
yeah but, like, if i could fap to myself succesfully i woulda been jerking off in the mirror for over a decade by now
>>37759562
>was always
That's the whole point.
>>37759517
bro, are you me? I lived in same place, early 90s, same memory
>>37759491
this is how they read your thoughts. Don't you people see?
My theory is that they planted nanomachines in our brains. I believe that a good EMP blast to the head should correct the issue. But take caution. Since they can read your thoughts, they'll be onto you. Don't be surprised if you pass out sometime in the future and can remember what happened. They don't want you to know this.
>>37758374
Yes, I did this in kindergarten.
>>37759562
fucking old fart 4chan is only for young people. Go back to GrandpaChan
>>37759562
NICE TRY, REPTILE!
We're not that stupid.
>>37759472
It's not possible.
>there are souls, they exist
>and the universe keeps a record of the past
>but the past is gone, you can't go back to it and change it
However, some people are a bit dissociative, and speaking of the past as if it's happening right now happens to people who perhaps had to alternate their mental state to one where they could recall it, and the last they most used that mental state was during the time they're recalling, perhaps it's almost like another personality they have, then.
(and honestly, anon, which are you more scared of? 5-personalities or 2-personalities? honestly, 2-personalities scares me, but it might be what's going on in the spiritual head of someone I know well)
>>37759562
I guess the brainwashing worked on you
>>37759608
****can't remember what happened
>>37759579
No, people are saying they remember it being Berenstein Bears, and I'm saying I DON'T remember it being Berenstein Bears.
I remember seeing the covers and thinking it was a hard to pronounce word and it should be stein instead of stain because I knew about Albert Einstein.
>>37758817
have any of you smoked DMT?
dmt produced something that looked a lot like that interference pattern
>>37757091
>>37757257
>>37758463
http://mandelaeffect.com/major-memories
Does anyone share of these?
>>37759657
Your understanding is flawed.
There is no such thing as a "soul".
The past is as real as the present.
Time is a spatial dimension.
>>37759608
what does the smartmeter have to do with this? radiation?
>>37759678
You're still missing the point.
Causality is retroactive.
>>37759630
>>37759641
You guys should have been around for the days of FOX specials about alien abductions. I watched a lot of that shit back then and I still don't like going out into fields under a big starry sky at night.
>>37759659
They did do some fucked up things in early 90s if I think about it for a while.
>>37759734
>not wanting to party with dem aliums
>>37759714
Maybe, but that's not the common point people make. Unless you're saying I'm some kind of native to this dimension where everyone else is displaced.
But then how would I have known something was "wrong" even at the age of seven years old?
>>37759754
aliens always have the best weed
I clearly remember sharing a bong with a Gray.
>>37759771
None of us are native to any one "place".
That's the point I'm making.
What is so special about this book?
>>37759754
They shove metal rods up your ass and burn off your face.
no thx
>>37759657
Mainly because I figure (perhaps incorrectly) that the less of them there are, the more complex and contracting they are if someone has a case of the dr. jeckyl and mr. hyde going on.
>what if.. my favorite other nutjob.. a ghost..
>could be fine one minute
>and then.. and then..
>aaaaahhhh it feels like knives in my heart the fucker is trying to kill me
>cause when I almost died of a heart incident it felt like that
>and it was after I challenged him to a fight
>maybe he was so distraught at being unable to kill me, he just..
>switched to a less hostile personality (himself as Hitler)
Now let me think about that for a min..
>Hitler.. died (1945), after killing Eva
>????
>80s he was haunting something, I can't tell you about it!
>his soul fell into a sleep in the late 80s or so
>I interacted with his soul at various point in my life anyways
>his soul awoke from it's dreaming state and left the wires in 2006
Well, this was fun.
>>37759688
Nope, that's not how it works, but I'm not to tell you either.
>humans
>using the information responsibly
It's top secret, classified, by orders from.. God.
>>37759562
I think that's the issue though, people keep saying "stein". We all remember hearing "stein" but it's always been "stain" just no one pronounced it like that because it does sound weird.
>>37758374
What the fuck. I remember putting on headphones in a weird room with a "doctor" and holding up cards, but the room doesn't exist in the school I was in at the time.
>>37758548
Nigga Pascal is slated for release in 2016.
>>37759782
[spoiler]they're us[/spoiler]
>>37758399
You've got to explain. What's he talking about?
>>37759800
>god
>real
You can do whatever you like.
I'm going to use it for personal gain, the rest of the universe be damned.
>be me, 5 years old
>everyone is white, super strong ad telepathic
>ufos take me to school
>we are singing hymns as we go to the dentist
>waiting with my QT blonde mom and the dentist office
>see book on shelf
>"Mommy, whats a beren-STAIN?"
>room starts to grow cold and dark and spinning
>Images of fire and death and eternal suffering
>hear the dentist tell mommy, "the procedure was necessary, I knew too much, It was for the best.."
>I wake up in my room
>I can't fly or read minds, theres no happy clouds
>What is this only 6 inch dick i have?
>Turn on TV, so confused
>Mommy, whats a JEW?
>two strange men in my house laugh
>"there's no mommy sweetie, we are your gay dads, and you are our adopted son, and this is 2014."
>WHAT??
>i run outside
>sprint to the library
>reach the children's section
>freeze
>the dentist is standing there reading a book
>he smiles and hands me the book
>"The Berenstein Bears"
>And he tells me that's why there are jews in this universe