in pic related there was a black-humor thread on /r9k and someone reading the thread decided to try it themselves and fucked up
most funny nigger humor is written by white guys
they take photos like the one in the op and write some funny shit
there's some legit nigger humor but they aren't that intelligent to do long brilliant rants like you see in these threads
This thread is pathetic. Time for some oldies but goodies.
Didn't work that well. This one is fixed.
I'm actually not a racist, but nigger culture is a self-parody.
I'm Australian, plenty of African descendent people here who don't go full nigger. Half of them are students and turn out to be more intelligent than most our bogans.
fuck you. if you get the joke who the fuck cares. you lazy piece of shit, probably don't even know how the joke worked. probably the same person that interrupts convesations to make sure nobody says anything to spoil movies even when youre the only one who hasnt seen them. you are literally a jew.
First of all, it has too much structure, and the sentences are too complex. There are too many references to memes, white culture, Middle English (seriously, "weepeth"?). The grammar and spelling are too perfect (for the dialect). Even being able to type special symbols, like the cent sign, triangles, arrows, circles, etc. is above the technological literacy level of all but a few blacks in the entire world. Knowing about the light-skin envy that a lot of blacks have is also too meta for the average African mind. If it wasn't obvious to you that a white person wrote that, then you have probably never seen a single post written by a real black person.
I know "how the joke worked." I was the one who posted it.
>probably the same person that interrupts convesations to make sure nobody says anything to spoil movies even when youre the only one who hasnt seen them.
In other words, you're the kind of person who talks through movies? You're a fucking nuisance. I bet you smuggle fried chicken and watermelons into movie theaters too.
>not sending an email requesting a rent-a-nigga for cotton picking
Am I the only one who thinks this belongs in a cringe thread more than a humor thread?
If a white person were to try this fucking hard, everyone would be on his shit, but you racist white folk treat blacks like a zoo animal. They play the some old "look at me im a nigga" act and you people just eat it up
>If a white person were to try this fucking hard, everyone would be on his shit, but you racist white folk treat blacks like a zoo animal.
Both come from Africa. Neither is smarter than humans. Why shouldn't we treat them like what they are?
'bix nood' came from this, i've always figured it was niggermushmouth for 'bitch nigger'
Maybe if this idiot didn't mention the baby girl's vagina he wouldn't have creeped everyone out. Maybe the rest would have been more accepted, that was the nail in the already not very funny coffin.
No, it's not. It's an obvious black guy taking the piss out of black guys.
You're not going to believe this, I know but there are actually blacks who have things like university degress now. Hard to believe, huh?
Someone is sheltered and has never met a black nerd or a fucking black comedian who happens to be writing most of these. Tell me more about how only a white guy could have written it because every black guy types like typical tyrone.
that is some funny shit right there!
damn you anon for making me LULZ
this fucking thread man
nigga humor alone almost makes up for shit like ferguson.
It's been kind of demonized in the community for some reason, but you'll still find a nigga eating a whole watermelon for lunch if you visit the South.
no it doesn't. but it's easy to see someone getting fooled by how tight the pants are (they're not jeans by the way), making it appear like her ass is larger than it actually is. it's literally an optical illusion.
agree with >>37714396
anywhere else, it's some shitty fast food, newports (heard tupac smoked those, maybe why they like them), or soda. niggas love soda as much or moreso than neckbears
its a southern thing, i used to deliver pizza and in the summer in the ghetto there would pretty often be a pickup truck parked on the side of the road selling watermelons doing pretty good business
niggers like using big words. Not ALL niggers are stupid as sin. I'd just say they're largely below average. I'd say for every three, there's one that's about average white person intelligence.
>niggas love soda as much or moreso than neckbears
they like fruity sodas though
while neckbeards tend to stick to different brands of mountain dew with the occasional dr pepper, niggers like grape soda, orange soda, cherry coke, sprite and fruity shit like that, you never see a nigga drinking mountain dew
>tfw dont buy soda 9/10 times at the store
>every once in a while buy a pineappale offbrand soda
i-i like pineapple flavorings. not a nigga
One time, I attempted suicide when I was 14, and I had to be sent to one of those temporary involuntary psychiatry hospitals, but the nearest one where I lived (which was in a 95% white area) was full, so I was sent to one in Detroit where it was filled with 80% black people and the staff was almost entirely black. Doing my stay, I was grouped with other male 14-17 year olds in part of the hospital, and they made us sit in one common room during the day when it wasn't meal time, visits, psychiatrist appointments, ect. And all day, all the black people there wanted to watch Dragon Ball Z. They would turn on a game on at night once and a while, but almost all of them were excited to watch DBZ, and the black staff liked it too and talked about it casually. You can go to pratically any given Afro-centric video on Youtube, and you'll find black people commenting with DBZ avatars, or if you click on most of their profiles you'll find a lot of them like and comment on DBZ videos, and have debates on the characters.
nigga is you serious
and they say stereotypes aren't real
i think we all wish we could act like niggers deep down
but it's like wishing we could just click our fingers and the nearest grill would drop down and start sucking dick. yeah, it'd be fantastic, but it doesn't make for an organized society.
acting like a nigger is just another vice
I love Dr. Pepper. Coca-cola (the kind in the glass bottles) is a close second and coca-cola with vanilla syrup squirted in (not the bottled stuff) is god-tier.
I mostly drink water.
They do. Actually, most Southerners love a good watermelon. If you've never had a watermelon cultivated and ripened in the Southern sun, then you've missed out on one of the best things in life.
I have no idea where the watermelon/nigger thing started, but I see a hell of a lot more white folks in the melon patch than black folks.
hey nothing wrong with that, no ones saying fried chicken isnt fucking delicious just because niggers like it
yeah, i stopped drinking soda a while ago, still use some coke or sprite as a mixer or chaser almost every weekend but the only time i drink soda by itself is a dr pepper every now and then, its the shit
>Yeah. Not stormfront.
Your just encouraging them to post more kid. A lot of /pol/teards are unapologetic(in the net) because of all the shit and shit they have seen.
Here, have one.
Had to stay in a heavily big area for a month. Learned something important.
Caring around a 50¢ bag of chedder popcorn
When a nig tries to rob you, say all you have is the popcorn and give it to them.
They start acting all cool to you and calling you their nigga.
Yes, that proves that all niggers are rapists! Yes, it's all coming together, and all white males are more likely to shoot up schools, and asians are stupid because I saw a group of stupid asians.
Cucks have gone to far ... I just fuckin' hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill, and it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.
I can't tell if that little niglet is reaching for the bouncy ball or is genetically predisposed to basketball.