>Hitler supposedly was a pretty chill dude at office
>when asked, his butler said that nobody refered to him as "Fuhrer" if there were no officials around
>everyone just called him "Chef" (casual german term for boss - similar to chief or the british slang term governor)
>Hitlers bodyguard was not in the NSDAP
>when some people commented on this he asked Hitler whether he should join
>Adolf was just like "Nah... maybe I'll disband the whole thing one day anyway"
>Jesse Owens (the afro-american olympic gold medailist from 1936 in Berlin) once remarked that after winning the medal Hitler treated him with more respect than american officials
>Hitler and his butler once unofficially went to the opera
>Himmler got butthurt because Hitler went out without guards
>He did this a few times
Now do that around Stalin.
Hitler is commonly accused of "disarming his people to oppress them". In fact, Hitler relaxed the gun control laws that had been put in place during the Weimar Republic, and not only allowed his citizens to use guns, but encouraged it. He also legalized pistol duelling for the first time since the monarchy.
>He also legalized pistol duelling for the first time since the monarchy.
Pistol Duelling was already forbidden during late monarchy times though.
It was always more of a fraternity/military thing in germany and pretty shunned by most people.
Proven FACTS about Hitler:
* Hitler's dad was a bastard child. It is believed that growing up in a single parent household gives rise to violent tendencies in children, which would explain the abuse Hitler received from his father.
* Hitler never learned to drive a car. This is thought to have been because of Parkinson's disease, as he wouldn't have been able to steer properly.
* Hitler was a vegan and animal lover; his hate for Jews stems in part from the Jewish tradition of ritual animal slaughter.
* Hitler had urolagnia, a defecation fetish. All of Hitler's girlfriends committed suicide because of this.
* Hitler had one testicle. His mother cut off one of his testicles as punishment when he was caught crossdressing as a toddler. His mother's abuse likely made him incapable of empathy as Hitler grew up.
* DNA testing shows Hitler was mixed race with Jewish and African blood and had XX chromosomes, eg. he was a multiracial Female-to-Male trans man
Lol you see Hitler's home movies that he hid away from the public. In reality, dude was a softy who inherited a fucked up nation after the Treaty of Versailles and Balfour Declaration. I liked how he went "why are you filming an old man for? I should be filming you".
Hitler apparently was paranoid about having sex too often, according to the biography of Eva Braun's sister. He believed that sex weakened the mind and would schedule it for vacations only.
The "Hitler only has one testicle" myth came from a British song.
Comics are shit because the format just doesn't allow for any kind of depth.
There's so much ridiculous propaganda and insults against him it's hard to sort out of the truth like in pic related. Best we can know is his private movies, writings, and the people who were actually around him said he was a pretty nice guy who had a hard life.
Unlike Stalin, who was so disgusting and despicable that not only did his inner circle come out later on to say what a horrible person he was, his own family members spoke ill of him. One merely need to look how he cheated and treated his wife and son.
Any time people who worked closely for Hitler are interviewed, they always gush about how nice he was.
They always start out bashful, but by the end of the interviews, you can tell he was a pleasant man to work for.
That means Based Hitler paved the way for sexbots.
>Hitler and his butler once unofficially went to the opera
>Himmler got butthurt because Hitler went out without guards
>He did this a few times
Oh you hitler sneaking to opera again?
Now this is something I'm going to have to mod in
Reminds me of in Dragonball Z how Goku refused to kill Doctor Gero before he created the Androids because it would be wrong to punish someone for a crime he hasn't committed yet.
It is a weird quandary though, like what if a guy who traveled back in time to kill Hitler, thus preventing ww2, but went back so far that Hitler was a baby. Would you kill a baby if it would prevent ww2? It's basically this >>37143824 taken to it's logical conclusion. Thank god time travel isn't real so we don't have to deal with this shit.
Aw shit I just realized they had this idea in Looper, fuck that's a good movie, at least for the concepts it had. It's very rare for science fiction these days to actually do stuff like that.
10/10, I laughed hard.
>yfw some people are stupid enough to believe this
You can do these things when you are actually loved by the overwhelming majority of your people.
Obama can't even visit the troops of the country he leads without making sure that everyone is disarmed and he has many body guards present.
One of Hitler's oldest and best friends, former driver, and one of the founders of the SS is found to be ethnically Jewish.
Hitler has him(and all his brothers who were also ardent Nazis) declared "Honorary Aryans" over Himmler's objections
No, he saw himself as a vessel for the German people's will and felt that meat was a polluting influence according to Volkish literature that he had read. Sort of like a priest making sure that he was purified to receive the word of god.
They actually did that exact thing in a Twilight Zone episode. The woman who goes back in time replaces the baby, then kills it and herself. It turns out that the replacement baby was the real Adolf Hitler, and it was all for naught.
>whatever happened, happened
Himmler was very protective, much like a father, and not just to Hitler. He would regularly check up on his troops and co-workers to make sure they werent doing anything stupid, and was rather nosy.
He got the nickname "Uncle Heini" that way.
>* Hitler had one testicle. His mother cut off one of his testicles as punishment when he was caught crossdressing as a toddler. His mother's abuse likely made him incapable of empathy as Hitler grew up.
>* DNA testing shows Hitler was mixed race with Jewish and African blood and had XX chromosomes, eg. he was a multiracial Female-to-Male trans man
One of these things is not like the other...
Hitler didn't cause WW2 though, WW1 caused WW2. It was inevitable.
Hitler just sped things up by pulling Germany out of economic ruin and turning it back into an industrial power house in a single generation.
I just can't figure out how one guy walks out of a room where he just threatened Imperial German generals and Hohenzollerns, only serving two years of a prison sentence for treason, and then goes on to be the leader of a country he wasn't born in. Oh, and then the actual Leader dies, putting this guy in charge.
Anyone wanna talk about what really happened?
Hitler played chess with Lenin and Trotsky in a cafe in Vienna before the war.
He wrote about attending Social Democrat meetings in Mein Khampf while in Vienna before he supposedly turned from them but doesn't mention the leader of the social democrats in Vienna was Leon Trotsky.
He was an agent provocatuer for the Weimar Republic, drafted after WW1 into the intelligence agency, sent to inflitrate right wing nationalist movements. He supposedly failed to infiltrate the main Nationalist party at the time and then turned to infiltrate the fledgling National Socialist party, suddenly becoming the leader of it.
>>Hitlers bodyguard was not in the NSDAP
>>when some people commented on this he asked Hitler whether he should join
>>Adolf was just like "Nah... maybe I'll disband the whole thing one day anyway"
Source on this?
ADOLF HITLER, the best friend you would of ever had in school! He would NEVER snitch on you to the teachers:
"Young people form a sort of State among themselves and face adults with a certain solidarity. That is quite natural. The ties which unite the ten-year boys to one another are stronger and more natural than their relationship to adults. A boy who tells on his comrades commits an act of treason and shows a bent of character which is, to speak bluntly, similar to that of a man who commits high treason. Such a boy must not be classed as 'good', 'reliable', and so on, but rather as one with undesirable traits of character. It may be rather convenient for the teacher to make use of such unworthy tendencies in order to help his own work, but by such an attitude the germ of a moral habit is sown in young hearts and may one day show fatal consequences. It has happened more often than once that a young informer developed into a big scoundrel."
source: Mein Kampf,
Volume Two - The National Socialist Movement
Chapter II: The State
I'm not that much of a Nazi, but I believe the freedom to look at actual facts.
Under all the layers of jewish WW2 propaganda, I present you the truth:
>Reason for the rise of National Socialism
>Hitler wanted peace in Europe
>Nothing but peace
>Reason for WW2
>Reason for invasion of the Soviet Union
>Reason for the USA's intervention in WW2
Also, Germanbros, use https://proxtube.com/
>(This is copy pasta so don't bash me for this guys post.)
if you have a negative opinion of germany during WWII you seriously need to watch this first to understand the history:
get the german perspective, the side you've never been told. if you can't at least attempt to try to grasp reality from outside your myopic worldview then you are the
cancer of this planet. the allies were the assholes & america was on the wrong side of WWII. churchill was a faggot for forcing germany into that war.
also read the unncessary war by pat buchanan, it's on tpb he covers why WWII was bullshit.
the 'nazi', "a made-up jewish word" was a libel attack against the german so the secular jewish bankers could play the victim and pursuade everyone to attack germany. the national socialist flag was never intended to be an anti-jew symbol. the
firstmost intention was that it would strike fear in the hearts of COMMUNISTS. not jews. jews just got in the way because russia was full of shit and they were pushing oligarchical democracy to force secularism & poverty on the people. germans weren't having none of that shit. this is why hitler was the savior of the german people.
"The Federal Reserve" problem that plagues america has been around for thousands of years. it's a very old problem. hitler was trying to do something about it and it ended badly because he was the only person to ever take them on and almost succeed. the world belongs to cold hard cash and the big jew nose.
>Over the war approximately 210,000 jews died in internment camps throughout the Reich. Mainly from mal-nutrition and typhus.
>Zyklon-B, an insecticide designed by jew Fritz Haber to kill ticks that spread typhus was found in many of the camps, normally in a small shed of to the side somewhere.
>No gas chambers were ever found. The closest thing is the communal shower room, but due to the lack of blue Zyklon-B staining and the fact the wooden doors weren't at all airtight these rooms wouldn't make suitable gas chambers.
>Most camps were burned down by the allies to "prevent the spread of infection."
>The jews were interned because of they're allegiance to other nations rather than the reich, during war you can't have enemies sabotaging you from within, this coupled with the whole "Judea declares war on Germany" headline meant concentration the only rational solution. America also came to the same conclusion and interned the Japanese in concentration camps.
>Many sites where jews claim mass graves exist have been proven false with ground penetrating radar.
>Jewish claims that the nazis made lampshades out of human skin, soap from fat and paved roads with bones were all proven to be war propaganda.
>Jewish pre-war population in all of german occupied europe was 5.5 million
>No dip in jewish census records during war, and million of "survivors"
>The 15 cremators at auschwitz couldn't have handled the load of 1000 bodies an hour or whatever the jews are claiming this week.
>Many uses of the phrase "6 million jews dead" pre-war (e.g. in russia) lead many historians to believe this number has some religious significance among jews.
>Jews history of tall tails. In talmud hadrian is said to have slain 400,000 myraid jews during the second roman-judea war equal to 4 billion.
The Jewish Declaration of War on Nazi Germany
So after studying all this I came to the conclusion that Hitler and Nazi-Germany were the good guys in this war.
Also that America in it's current state is literally pre Nazi-Germany, we just need someone to spark the Nationalist fire.
Appending to the his list:
*Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.
*Hitler's favorite movie was ‘’King Kong‘’.
source: wikipedia (aka jewpedia)
another gem form jewpedia
*Hitler was asexual in the traditional sense and had bizarre sexual fetishes
>Implying those "Ex-girlfriends'' weren't just jewish spies that hitler fuckin trolled n' rekt
yea like fucking dogs and animals right?
and attending massive scat orgies. right guys?
> Hitler's had faecal fetish behaviours (involving glass tables and women).
AND PEOPLE ON POL REALLY THINK WIKIPEDIA IS NOT A LEFTIST STRONGHOLD
This is starting to look like the fantasies of some creepy stalker.
Hitler comic I am working on, based on the book "The Young Hitler I knew" by his boyhood friend August Kubizek.
>tfw reading SS officer war memoirs book
>tfw he mentions gas chambers and jew eradication quite openly
The author says that as though before 1941 in Germany jewish question was dealt with quite reasonably, without mass murdering, after the occupation of Poland it was decided that during the times of war such approach is not effective, so when the war with SU started resident jews were most often killed at once. Although it bothered officers and soldiers a lot and affected the morals in negative way, it was decided that such approach is justifiable during the times of aggressive offense (it all happened in times when they were thinking blitzkrieg would succeed). Later they planned to change approach to soviet jews to a more European like, that was used in German, France etc. I'm reading now about 1941 summer, so I can't tell you more.