Suppose /pol/ Kart was a videogame that existed.
Who would be playable and what vehicles would they drive?
>And, ofcourse, secret character Hitler.
You know it.
coins, because merchant
Also zimmerman's handgun, which would work like the fire flower in mario kart.
>tracks include 1940s berlin, tel aviv, africa's congo jungle&diamond mine, and the american burger circut. texas/mexico border town, moscow and ferguson are also featured.
>vehicle: magic carpet
>osama bin laden
>passenger jet themed kart
What kind of cars do Jews even drive?
I figure the merchant could have a high-speed formula one car called the F6000000 or something... Fueled by aryan tears.
Vehicle: Horse wrapped in tinfoil; "Republicar"
Vehicle: Kubelwagen; "Volk-SWAG-en"
Vehicle: Grizzly bear; "Sasha"
Vehicle: Humvee; "Freedom"
>Matt and Trey
Vehicle: Cartman's Tricycle; "Authoritah"
Vehicle: BMP-2; "Crimea River"
Vehicle: BMW; "The Supreme Automobile"
Vehicle: Toyota Technical; "Kuffar Killer"
Vehicle: Merkava MBT; "Kiddy Krusher"
Vehicle: Bentley; "Boudicca"
Who gives a fuck about rockwell. I want one of those old gas globes. What a slice of americana.
Vehicle: Churchill Tank
Vehicle: Patton Tank
>George H.W. Bush
Vehicle: USS H.W. Bush
how'd I do?
Marvin Heemeyer in his Killdozer
>had a zoning dispute
>decided best course of action would be to go on rampage
>armored a bulldozer
>demolished town hall, mayor's house and other buildings
Vehicle: The Rainbow
Vehicle: US Drone
> Happy Merchant
> "zyklon" Ben "holocauster" Garrison
Vehicle: Auswitch express train
Halfway the 2nd lap a plane will crash and create new pathways while blocking off the old road.
Both of these tracks you drive between the opposing armies. On the Palestinian site bombs will be dropped at random, causing you to crash.
Slummy neighborhood littered with trash. Obstacles are gangs of roving blacks that will try to steal your upgrades and failing housing that can be driven trough for shortcuts.
The Jew would drive a really fast car. It would be able to stop on a dime.
>and pick it up too
Still one of the coolest things my teenage mind ever saw
Why not a Zaporozhets? That was his first car during college.
>implying a tank named after General George S. Patton, a tank commander doesn't match both his battlefield ideology and his stereotype.
Nigga, they didn't name a fucking helicopter after him.
There's only 1 true waifu of /pol/ and it sure as fuck isn't Tila Tequila. BARF
The ebola pick up could be a thunder that makes the other players start bleeding, making them lose control for 10 seconds and then die to spawn again.
A pick up that a nigger in last place would obviously be programmed to pick.
Well I don't live in the Jewish neighborhood, but this is in south east denver. I went to the grocery store there and they legitimately have 2 full aisles of kosher products. In the parking lots it's nothing but BMW X3s. Last time I was there I was walking behind some old kike and she let out the wettest, nastiest fart I've ever heard. It was so disgusting that I had to turn around because there's no way I was walking through that. These jews have no shame.
I haven't met too many shitskin gangsters, but I used to know an Armenian drug dealer who drove a really nice Lexus. The black gangsters drive Cadillacs, cutlasses, and escalades around here. Always with 22 inch rims or larger.
Mussolini is the announcer/host and presents you with your trophy after Rainbow Road, (which is a rollercoaster ride over top of Israel Iron dome as firecrackers and sparklers whizz by.
Is anyone actually working on this?
It'd be a hot seller.
a small team of people could probably put something together if they had the code/model skills between them
>hitler, le american bear, happy merchant, putin and ebola chan racing with each other to this music:
I'm not sure what you mean by "Ben Garrison treatment," since Ben "Zyklon B" Garrison is a real National Socialist, but here are some mainstream articles about Tila Tequila.
>What kind of cars do Jews even drive?
she's a left over myspace attention whore with a terrible titjob, and plays juggalo concerts. She'd do & say anything to get in a headline including exploiting Nat Socialism because desprate "shock value". She's the epitome of a talentless degenerate delivered on jew gold platter via Viacom kikery.
Redpilled means you should be able to spot when you're getting played.
YES YES WE NEED MORE PLAYER SELECTION MOCKUPS
We need to have Donal and Gooby, Spurdo, that depressed frog....
Federal Reserve could be like Bowser's Castle Stage but with molten gold buillion instead of lava, and giant gavels slamming instead of thwomps.
Hillary: Killer lame duck
Bill: Oscar Meyer weiner mobile
Lewinski: Deadly Dyson vacuum
Mccain: flying American flag magic carpet hawk, prone to heart attack
Merkel: stretch vw bug
Kim Jong: Renegade baby stroller
Bin Laden: armored camel
Ala: random lightning bolts
Al Qaeda: ak47 motor scooter w self destruct
be faster, knock every object away, ingnore most hazards, knock other players away, still doesn't help you if you plant your face into a corner.
Now here it depends on what you are playing as
Tyrone gets a golden Desert Eagle
Hitler gets a Luger
Putin? AK 47, fires a burst, but same effect.
This can be the little flying guy who brings you back if you fall in the water or some shit
Best Kart coming through
>israeli track theme
>racetrack tours through a city with falling hamas rockets, a desert road, jewish temple then loops around
Stalin on a big "Human resources" Book with wheels
Ever noticed how this guy looks the same even in black&white?
That's because he's black ... and white ...
The names need to be more kid-friendly. Gotta attract that MK8 crowd.
Adolf Hitler to
Le Hamburger Man to
Le Happy Merchant to
>Shekly the Shopkeeper (driving the Schlomobile of course)
>Zimmy (or zammy)
Ron Paul to
I'd totally main the Pope with that sweet popemobile.
Sounds like a lolbertarian trying to tell me that capitalism isn't jewish.
OP here. Go for it if you want Anons.
I respect classical liberal thought and have read lots of material by the founding fathers, but I don't think that it is an ideology I can follow.
Capitalism is inherently jewish.
Well, I think you should really try to think about the core value of capitalism - which is freedom, both personal and economic. A prerequisite for freedom is having no central power imposing itself on others, meaning that every man can do whatever he wishes without Jews brainwashing him and his children; goyim can be just as successful (at least white ones) and thus just as powerful and also call the Jews on their bullshit. I think if anything capitalism the Jew's greatest fear.
Here we have a prototype for the "Schlomobile"