So this just got posted up at my college, what are your thoughts

Go butt ass naked, tell everyone you are Jennifer Lawarnce.

>>36950964

This

truly terrifying.

>>36950923
Carry a mattress in.
Ask if anyone wants to fuck on it.
Explain their consent is not a prerequisite.

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>>36950964
I fucking love you /pol/, never change

>>36951056
But you might trigger them!

>Men, feel free to dress as a feminist o a character who supports strong women

Do feminists really want men to dress up as them?

>>36950923
You are going to show up and everyone will be dressed like Katniss because there are no other options.

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>>36951224
>Do feminists really want men to dress up as them?
Yes.

I guarantee you the only men who will attend such a thing will be the pussified manginas who already attend their rallies.

>>36951322
This faggot never did 100 burpees in full pads on a hot turf field during 100 degree weather. He doesn't know how comfortable athletic shorts and a dri-fit shirt is after such intense shit.

Fucking pussies. They try to outlaw adversity in a shit attempt to make everyone limp-wristed like them.

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>not dressing up as duke nukem, the greatest feminist and liberator of women

>>36951582
and in that pics situation, he always did as women asked.

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>>36951512

>>36951512
>burpees

Crossfag pls go

>>36951512
Shut up punk.

Your 100 burpee gloat blog doesnt mean shit other than you're a 95 lb skellington whose weight render calisthenics absolutely worthless

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>they can't find any real feminists so they have to dress up and pretend they are

>>36951765
Confirmed for never playing a contact sport.

What a pussy

>>36951765
>>36951766
Only on /pol/ will someone pointing out a factual lie will end up starting a /fit/ sperg.

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>>36950964

>>36951765
>>36951889

>>>/fit/

>>36950964

Fucking this.

>>36951975
>>>/tumblr/
What are you doing on /pol/ fatty? You're not an Aryan man.

>>36951765
Sorry, handegg.

Most people don't know what updowns are, so I say the near equivalent.

>>36951766
6'3 and 245 lbs at that time, pleb.

>>36950923
>strong woman
What? There's only one?

>>36952200
Well according to /pol/ there aren't any

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>>36950923

If feminists are so obsessed with strength why don't any of them lift?

>>36952486
That takes effort.

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>>36950923
>feminists

Can I bring my friend the tranny ufc fighter?
He's got all your prize winnings girl. Bahaha

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>>36950923
Buy a couple dozen boxes of these. Distribute around the room, party won't last long after that.

Simple, but effective.

So guys, what kind of prizes do you think they have?

>>36951822
>real feminists
What the fuck is a real feminist nowadays? They ones that go for third world countries are usually fine. But I find myself hating the ones in America

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>>36950923
Dress up as pic related if you can find a Bayo.

>>36951667
This nigga. No privacy even when you're bleeding out the vag.
Sounds great

>>36950923
op, get a black sharpie and go around and black out the "7 pm-" on every poster so everyone arrives at 10pm 3 hours late. maximum lolz will be had

>>36950923

You know how they say that "Behind every great man, is a great woman"? I'm inclined to believe that's true, and that the opposite is true.

IE. gender roles are necessary for people of either gender to be great people.

>>36952125
>Most people don't know what updowns are

Everybody who's played football knows what updowns are

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Somebody go as Al Bundy!

Dress up as Jodi Arias and scream KILL ALL MEN all night long.

Dress up as a giant white penis. It would be to feminists what skeletons are to us. Now if you don't want to scare them, find a giant black penis costume.

>>36953112
>Everybody who's played football knows what updowns are

But most people have never played football

>>36953330
OP here. I am black. Would I still trigger them? What would set them off?

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>>36951667

beta overload
danger to man-ifold

>Show up in blackface.
>Say your Old Dirty Bastard
>Feminists lose their shit accuse you of cultural appropriation.
>Claim you be trans-nigger
>You RACISS.
>Watch them squirm

Someone please go to this as Gaston.

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>>36950923

>dress up as conan
>SJW Buttdevastated
>will still suck your dick

win win situation right there

>>36953427
>OP is black
You can dress up as anything you want. You can't trigger them. They will bend over and let you fuck all of them because they want your enrichment stick. Have fun fucking all those landwhales.

>>36953525
"... and hear the lamentation of their women."

>>36953525
>>36953499
see
>>36953427
What do I do now? I feel like I'd get a free pass from them or something. They've still personally annoyed me though

Oh your black. This makes things interesting.

OJ Simpson?

Or you should just say your a rapist. That should get some fun reactions.

Or you can build your own KKK uniform do impressions all night then when the party is about to end flip your shit on them for laughing about racism because its srs business.

>>36953746
>OJ Simpson
That one actually interests me a lot. I could walk in with a Jersey covered in blood or something.
The Klan one too. I'd love to dance around in a Klan outfit all night watch them go nuts. Then if security shows up I'll tell them I'm a ghost
Don't think the rape one is a good idea here. Security on my campus is serious

>>36950923
Go as a female concentration camp guard (complete with armband).

Watch the hilarity ensue.

>>36950923

>Dress up like the Huskies Mascot
>Trigger some special snowflakes
>Drink SJW tears

>>36950923
Goes as duke nukem
C'mon getting that costume together is cheap and easy. Then bring a wad of singles and show how he "supports" women.

>>36954022
You're a nice black man. Are you sure you're black and not just trolling 4chan?

>>36954022
Yea last thing you need is to get thrown off campus for what impersonation of a rapist i guess?

I just had a wonderful lightbulb go off in my head. Tuis one works solo or if you can get some like minded brothers to do this one too: Malcolm X and his nation. You talk about how he was a strong figure. Any black female feminists there, you just go up to them and ask them "My sister, why are you involved in the white woman's movement when our brethren suffer worse injustice?" and shit like that. Start a feminist race war on your campus.

>>36954534
Pure brilliance. Leftism and black history all in one. If any of the feminists try to object you start ranting about the white devil racists.

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>>36950923
>Dress like a feminist

>wear tons of makeup
>cat-eye glasses
>have +200 extra lbs of fat just floating around

Am I missing anything?

>>36954683
Beta cuck orbiters.

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>>36954375

Look at it this way, I've been here a bit too long. I've made friends with racists that have hate blacks with a burning passion just by making them laugh. Plus I've had experiences with feminists/sjws that have just ruined my day. Example:

>Friends and I are making fucked up jokes in our college lounge
>Friend (John) makes a black joke directed at me.
>We all laugh
>Angry SJW/feminist appears
>YOU RACIST ASSHOLE! YOU NO IDEA WHAT HE'S BEEN THOUGH. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO MAKE COMMENTS LIKE THAT
>I explain that I'm not offended
>You don't have the right not to get offended! He's treated you like shit for years!
>I trying to reason with her.
>She points at my friend
>"SHAME ON YOUR RACIST ASS
>She storms off

The next day another one told me that it doesn't matter if something racist happens to me, because I'm a black man and not a woman

I've had it with them at this point.
>pic related
>>36954534
Interesting idea, but there's a black panter movement on the school as well. Its also weird because one of the feminist leaders of the "feminist club" is a "rasta" looking black guy. Looks just like Bob Marely

Go in blackface as Michelle Obama, replace all party snacks with quinoa & kale snacks. Or go as the president of South Korea with buck teeth; do a ching-chong accent.

>>36954534
>tfw I want to do this but I'm not black

>>36950923
Dress up as schlomo with a fake hooked nose and constantly rub your hands while mumbling "good goyim":

>>36954772
Even better! If they deny your entry or throw yoy out, you get the Panthers! You can do this OP. But make sure you do your reasearch in case rasta marley cuck faggot tries to school you on how feminism helps the black man.

>>36952634

>2001
>in middle school
>some kid stink bombs the garbages in the hallway during the end of classes and the school is a big clusterfuck

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>>36954534
>>36954865
>>36954922

>OP again
I feel like you guys want me cause something like this to happen, but I don't know if I have enough "black power" to pull off this shit storm. /pol/ seems to worship this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F23cn4zjZn0

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>>36954772
Oh well I guess black nationalist is out then.
I'm still thinking OJ is the best bet.


Make sure costume is complete with bloody knife and black that doesn't fit. Spend the whole time going on long rants about how you didn't kill that white woman but if I had this is how I would have done it.

Make sure to go into detail and bonus points if you say that white women are treacherous sluts that deserve what they get.

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>celebrate halloween
>"nothing strange here, colleges do this stuff all the time as a front for drinking and smoking weed"
>with feminist
>

>>36955070
>doesn't have enough black power in him
QUICK! EVERYONE GIVE HIM YOUR CHICKEN AND WATERMELON TO HELP HIM!

>>36955070
I was hoping it was this video. God I love these guys. DEATH TO AMERICA DEATH TO AMERICA tryna play the victim DEATH TO AMERICA.

>>36955070
You have a couple weeks to raise your black power level over 9000 anon. I believes in you.

>>36950964
OP, you know what you have to do

>>36955135
>bonus points if you say that white women are treacherous sluts that deserve what they get
Jesus, that comment alone would cause a storm.
You guys sound like you want to start up that "Whitepeoplecan'tberaped" hashtag again.
>>36955230
Fried chicken actually tastes nasty to me. Don't know why but it always gave me stomach problems
>>36955233
I still don't get what they were trying to accomplish though. Were they trying to take "their" civil right movement back? Saw that it the comments. Its all crazy as hell

>>36954772
Start a national socialist movement at your school, nazi signs and everything. But claim the swastikas are from your culture and you're trying to reclaim them from big bad white man.

>YFW all the liberals join you in your quest to reclaim your culture
>everyone at school is wearing swastikas

I wish I could have a black friend like you, we could do all sorts of things like this and get away with it. What state you in?

>>36953161
shit that's like wearing what i wear anyway

>dressing up as a spooky skeleton skeletor type and mocking all of the betas that go through with this


if only.

>>36955630
I'm in Jersey, but I don't if that would work for multiple reasons. But that all does sound funny as hell.
>the swastikas are from your culture
How the fuck would you pull that off anon? The SJW's are convinced that their was no evil in the world until the "white man" dragged me here.

>>36955531
Fine, if Malcolm X is too black power for you, just go as a black Israelite. You don't even have to go in. Just stand right near the door, preach, and insult the edomites often andbsay "Das Rite" a bunch of imes.

>>36955904
If Blacks can get people to believe Mozart was black and Egypt was ruled by Wesley Snipes tier black skinned blacks, you can bet a black man can say they invented the Swastika.

>>36955531
Who fucking knows what they were trying to accomplish.
All I know is that they exhibit some next level trolling skills and wreck feminists for great justice.

>>36956062
>If Blacks can get people to believe Mozart was black and Egypt was ruled by Wesley Snipes tier black skinned blacks,
Please don't me people actually believe this shit. Please tell me your joking anon.

>>36956181
Would they have gotten away with that if it was a group of white guys?

>>36956279
Yes but only if they were filming an episode of jackass instead of chanting DEATH TO AMERICA.

>>36950923
Go as Richard III and kill anyone who insults you

>>36950964
I love how this was the first fucking reply. Never change /pol/

This shit makes me never want to go to college.

>>36956725
Why not? Where are you currently in life? How old are you anon?

>>36956784
25 and working retail

>>36956673
This

>>36956973
Ah, 21. I still say go but its your choice. Could help out.

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>>36950923
>not going dressed as a strong female waifu

>>36950923
Op you should get a few friends together and go in as betas really overdo it tip those fedoras and say "m'lady" at every opportunity.

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>>36957462
>those fedoras and say "m'lady" at every opportunity.
Anon I can't help but think that only going to end like this

>>36955904
The swastika has been used in many cultures before it was used by Hitler. It was used in India, Asia, (native) America and Europe. I wouldn't doubt some tribe in Africa used it, you don't even need I have proof of coming from that tribe, no one will question you and if try find out you didn't say you made a mistake and the white man is at fault for separating you from your culture and etc.

>become the hero /pol/ needs

>>36951224
>Do feminists really want men to dress up as them?
Yes, but it's easier than you think. Dress up as the poster girl, or is it dress down to go nude?

>>36957957
*to have proof

Not "I have proof"

>>36950923
>Shows up dressed as a bottle of wine

>>36957898
You're probably right. I don't think any of these ideas would work as intended save for pranks like >>36952634 In the ensuing chaos daub crude dicks on the walls to claim your territory, then blame it on chads/betas/whoever.

>>36950923
Attention college freshmen

Halloween oin college is an opportunity for girls to wear the sluttiest costumes they can assemble and get hammered. Do not waste this event on a feminist party.

>>36950923
pyramid head

>>36951512
Burple was god tier purple drank
http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=RKdhtEXQf2k

>>36951667
Will he stick a tampon up his ass too?

>>36954772
OP
I think we're all trying to think of any other way to make them all feel like shit for being such whiners when they live such comfortable lives without asking you to dress up as a slave.

You can either go as something historical, or just be the absolute opposite of what they would be comfortable being around.

You could go as Black Dynamite and treat them all extra chauvinistically, because in all likelihood you could get away with it. At least for a little while.

It's really up to you to pick something you could be enthusiastic about doing.

How many Katniss Everdeens and Hermione Grangers are going to show up to the party?

>>36959262
Those are probably the only two choices

Go as Ayn Rand, I'm sure the cognitive dissonance they would all experience would trigger their heads to explode.

>>36950923
Constantly request that they play Blurred Lines.

>>36960002
good call.

>>36950964
great idea

>>36960002
>Go as Ayn Rand, I'm sure the cognitive dissonance they would all experience would trigger their heads to explode.

>ayn rand actually writes about independent women
>feminists hate her because she doesn't want to destroy men

it's hilarious.

Crossdress as ayn rand, make sure bulge is evident.