>We worship our mistress Ebola-Chan >She spreads plague

>>36231423
>Ebola will never fuck you in the ass with those virus-hair things of her

>>36231471
I am not worthy of such an honor anyway.

>>36231490
>She'll enver shove one of those appendages in your throat and the other in your ass

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>>36231585
Its starting to sound like you are the one with the Ebola-Chan rape fantasy.

>>36231423
>not wanting ebolachan to literally destroy all of humanity

Some disciple you turned out to be.

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>>36231423
Important question, does ebola chan kill nigger for free?

>>36231655
Im all for death to humanity, but because we take showers and live in our on shit and piss i think most of the first world is gonna be alright.

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>>36231724
You must give blood to our lady, its the only way to win her favor.

>pic related

>hear how some medical building in my city is working with Ebola strains to figure out a vaccine
>all it would take is one small accident, and I could be feeling her love with the rest of the city

I'am so happy!

>>36231725
the mexicans that handle your food don't wash their hands after taking a shit

>>36231793
>not breaking in and helping her love spread as a loyal follower would

Why have you not done this?

>>36231854
>implying I can afford to eat out

nigger im broke as fuck, i cook my own damn food.

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Ebola-chan is love
She loves everyone
She is going to wipe the whole human race from earth
Thank you Ebola-chan!

>>36231423
I hope it spreads to 'murica so it can kill all the niggers and spic.

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>>36232186

OMG, what a loon
2crazy4me

I prayed today /pol/. I prayed/sacrifapped that Moot would be given Ebolachan's gift.

>>36232585
This needs to happen, give j00t ebola now!

>>36231423

If I fap to Ebola-Chan, will I die?

>>36233097
it will be extremly painful

>>36233128
She's a big virus.

>>36231423
So how do we misinform the niggers in africa that the doctors are ebola worshippers and are there to infect them?
Niggers are superstitious, so if they actually believe this stuff, megakeks will be had

I found out that the reason indians don't have epidemics like this is because there are ebola-killing microbes or particles inside the water of india's rivers. You drink some of that and it'll cure you of ebola

>>36233332
apparently they do..

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2014/09/22/4chans-latest-terrible-prank-convincing-west-africans-that-ebola-doctors-actually-worship-the-disease/

>>36233332
It's not about trying to tell them that the whites are out to get them with ebola- remember, we're white and they won't trust us either.

The goal is to get them to distrust whites even more.

>>36233382
Nah it was a failled attempt, because there are almost no niggers on the internet.
Is there any means by which we could spread this thing to actual african niggers?

>>36233389
Actually if they mistrust whites it will be because Ebola-chan is doing her work. Like a self-fulfilling prophecy, empowering her and creating altars and sacrificing to her makes her stronger, both in reality and in the eyes of her victims.

>>36233382
Actually that's just her. Look at who wrote it, it's a feminist jew.
Don't believe shit they write, jesus fucking christ. Are you fucking stupid? If some shitty jewish feminist told you that breathing killed you then you'd stop breathing you're that stupid

>>36231423

Ebola-chan confirms that papa Nurlge is the only one who thinks of his children?

>>36233440

let a man dream, m8

>>36231793
>>36231886
Don't mind me. Please talk more about your bioterrorism plan.

Apparently Japan has taken notice.

http://blog.esuteru.com/archives/7864594.html

>>36233363
Source?

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>>36233500
Journalists aren't allowed to write about it

>>36233475
>あらかわいい
>でもやってることは凶悪

Perfect, great. 10/10.

>>36231772
This Latin's a bit shit in places. If I redid it, could somebody fix up the pic?

>>36233622
And maybe give me the english, this translations really fucked in a few places.

>>36233654
Im not sure who made it so unfortunately I cant

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THANK YOU EBOLA CHAN

>>36233363

The reason why Indians don't have epidemics is because most diseases there are endemic.

>>36233363
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_in_India#Diseases

>As more than 122 million households have no toilets, and 33% lack access to latrines, over 50% of the population (638 million) defecate in the open.(2008 estimate)[36] This is relatively higher than Bangladesh and Brazil (7%) and China (4%).[36] Although 211 million people gained access to improved sanitation from 1990–2008, only 31% use the facilities provided.[36] Only 11% of Indian rural families dispose of stools safely whereas 80% of the population leave their stools in the open or throw them in the garbage.[36] Open air defecation leads to the spread of disease and malnutrition through parasitic and bacterial infections.[37]

>>36233521
That reads like an entry from SPC

Heres to hoping that Ebola wipes out Israel, Sweden, California, New York, and every ghetto in America.

>>36233680
Ah well, I'll see what I can do anyway. Not that it matters, but muh autism

>>36233693
Shwiizer confirmed

Kanton?

>>36233706
>SPC
You done goof'd, anon.

>>36233698
>>36233700
Sounds like ebola-chan could take a holiday to india.
If only africans started believing something like the indian rivers healing ebola

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>>36233332
I think many of you are going the wrong way with Africa. We should not be trolling them about the 'white devil' or some shit we should be converting them to the true worship so they may know the love that is Ebola-Chan. Spreading her truth will be far more effective than lies. Ebola-Chan will share her love with all major population centers across the earth, Africa is only the blessed place of her birth.

All Hail Ebola-Chan

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eyo,

thoughts on this? http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-29305591

>>36233774
Sheeeeiiiiit, I did
SCP, you know what I mean

>>36233794
Your mostly just a faggot, but you do have a point. What if we can convince niggers that by sacrificing blood as an offering to ebola-chan that she will protect them? If they do this in groups and use the same needles to create the wound then the disease will rapid spread from person to person.

>>36233879
Theres some potential here, Africans are known to be superstitious to the point of absurdity.
Convince them that embracing ebola by bathing in large amounts of infected blood, or by injected infected blood, that they would be protected from death.

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>>36233419
Because you won't do it anyway.

>>36233794
Convince the nigs that the doctors secretly worship Ebola-Chan, and that's why they're immune
We need to write a new ritual that involves a bloody skull from an Ebola victim, get the nigs seeking out the virus and bringing it into their homes, to spread her glory

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>>36233693
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

No Nigerian believed the troll posts.
These journalists are more racist than /pol/ if they think africans are that stupid.

>>36233959
>>36233965
>we convince niggers ebola-chan cult exists
>spread rumor of ritual that protects you from ebola
>ritual requires killing someone with ebola and covering yourself with their blood
>niggers try it and ebola spreads like wildfire
>killing ebola-chan's victims is the ultimate insult to our mistress for they are her subjects
>in a blind rage she spreads the disease farther and faster than ever
>Good Luck Ebola-Chan!

>>36233693
OH MY GOD I NEEEEEED THAT NEWSPAPER!

>>36234171
20minuten.ch

>>36231932
they shit in the fields right onto your lettuce & vegetables

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>>36234047
If anything, this is rustling the jimmies of occultists far more effectively than it is africans.

ebolachan.org
ebbychan.com

>>36234194
Couldnt find anything, and I meant the actual physical paper.

Ebola Chan, IN PRINT? noice!

>>36234047
>These journalists are more racist than /pol/ if they think africans are that stupid.

Africans ARE that stupid. Numerous warlords and their followers have been known to wear womens clothing, cover themselves with feathers, leaves, or even go into battle naked because they believed it would make bullets bounce off of them.
Africans still to this day will rape a virgin or a child to try and cure AIDS.
Some Africans would set the read sight blade on their rifles as high as it would go because they believed it made their bullets more powerful.
They're dumb, beyond belief. No one responded to the forum post because it was in perfectly formatted English, and none of the forum goers had the intellect to comprehend it all.

>>36234268
And don't forget how it could smear anime in the west.

>>36234289
>in perfectly formatted English
This is the problem with the plan to SMS Ebola-chan to niggers. None of us can write like a West African.

>>36234306
>Implying anime is not already smeared

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>>36234306
True. Anybody remember the DnD freakout of the 80s?

>>36234171

We need to get some of our German brothers to help us buy them. I covet one also. Would be centerpiece of shrine.

>>36234342
>DnD freakout
Good times.

>>36234170
They don't need to even bathe in it, it's so infectious; they need only to handle it.

>>36234353
It's a german-speaking Swiss newspaper.
If this article ever appear in the french-speaking edition, I'll try to grab a few.

>>36234342
Never heard of that. What happened?

>>36234289
Bullshit.
If you're in Nigeria and have access to the internet, you are obvious to all the scamming that goes on around you.
So when /pol/ tries some shit it won't work, because it has to convince educated africans.

That's why I know, that even if some troll sends SMS it will do nothing.

Nigeria is scam country.
When someone writes "hurr durr muh Ebola-chan", nobody is going to believe them. This saltwater thing convinced how many people? Two? And that was more convincing than a group of whites praying to an animu character to use magic.

>>36234395
Bathing in it is more about giving them an opportunity to spread infected fluids to other people than to themselves.

However, I don't like the whole killing thing. What's the point of killing ebola sufferers? You might end up having africans just kill all the sick people and that's it for ebola-chan.

>>36234306
That's a good thing. Makes it less likely for anime to turn into what video games has become.

>>36234437
Coincidentally this is what keeps them from believing health workers.
They see it as a scam orchestrated by the government to get aid money.

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>>36234464
Which isn't that unrealistic, when you think about it.

>>36234440
the number that are killed by people to the number infected will always be low in comparison, and if they use the blood for the "ritual" chances are they are going to spread it to anyone they come in contact with.

>>36234437
>have access to the internet
We might hope that

>>36234506
Yes but it makes a culture of sick people having to hide away from people to avoid being attacked.
It's the exact kind of thing you'd want to tell africans if you wanted ebola to stop.

>>36234506
your king is dead you nazi shitter

>>36234437
you dont know what you are talking about, nigerians are extremely supersticious, just tell them that the message came from witch doctor and they are cursed if they dont do whatever that will lift the curse. shit you tell nigerians living in the west this shit and they will believe it, the ones in africa are like 100 times more stupid.

>>36234566
This may be the case but they still have a distrust of white men to the point where if white men are telling them to distrust white men, they'll trust white men more

>>36234556
oh vey vhy so butthurt?

>>36234499
So the logical approach we know from Judo and Communist subversion is:
Look at where they're going, use their momentum, and send them flying.
Going to Nairaland and complaining about lazy niggers getting aid money while not really having ebola could work.
The more angry, racist, and incorerent, the better.
That's what they already believe.

>>36234545
How about we just create an actual group of medical trained "volunteers" to go to Africa and help spread the disease to other areas.

>be trusted ebola worker
>take infected blood from dying nigs
>put it in water supplies in villages around nigland

>>36234613
>2014
>being nazi

you are the most hated thing on the world, even racists hate you.

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>>36234415
The tl;dr is that there was a middle class soccer mom freakout over DnD teaching children satanism, encouraging demon worship, rape, suicide, witchcraft ect. There was a MADD style group called BADD.

They even made a movie about DnD driving tom hanks crazy. Mazes and monsters i think.

>>36234625

It's just a bad case of flue that is killing some people? The Ebola lie is just to get money out of the west.

>>36234654
>2014
>being shill

even your own kind hate you.

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>>36234566
Read nairaland.
They are not 100 times more stupid. Some of the posters are smarter than the nigerians living in the west.

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN

>>36234556
The fuhrer is dead the third reich has ended however the ideology remains.
Not the guy you replyed to

>>36234671
Hey I'm Jew and I love playing dnd, don't put us into another conspiracy for fucks sake.

>>36234636
>Bleeding heart do-gooders engineering a cause they can fight for
Gee this has never happened.
I wouldn't be surprised if girls like:
http://racingheartblog.tumblr.com/
are all psychos in secret.

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>>36234696
I vote for that nig as king of the nogs, he gits it.

>>36234690
I have a wife, all you have are flags of a lost cause

>>36234636
I thought about this, but you're at a serious risk of being stopped by them, and ending up in a latrine with your throat cut

>>36234755
no he doesnt, you racist scum.

>>36234778
You do realize with /pol/ a vast majority of us actually have familys? side note we have a flag and a idea behind it what do you have? a sack of flesh Good for you

>>36234819
>your king is dead
>your cause is dead
>you are censored everywhere even in 4chan
>even racists and misogynists hate you

How does it feel to be on the group of biggest losers on earth?

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>>36234861

>>36234812
Thats true, but keeping your wits about you and not acting suspicious can get you far. Those other relief workers were killed because they thought niggers were their friends, we know better.

>>36234819
dubchan will not torment you for being you, well not to this extent atleaset, come try double chan it truly is best chan.

>>36234889
>I can't refute your points therefore bait

How much of a loser can you be?

>>36234727
uploaded the wrong pic.

But when you mention it, the "everything is secretly satanic!" hysteria of the 80s and early 90ss does remind me of the constant jew theories on /pol/

>>36234861
Not even censored with nazi threads
Racists and misogynists are mostly us...

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Latest numbers
5927 cases, 2767 deaths
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebola_virus_epidemic_in_West_Africa#Timeline_of_Reported_Cases_and_Deaths=1

>>36234925
>mostly
that's not enough ;)

>Not even censored with nazi threads

If you mention racism or similar outside this containment board everyone will say the same:
>>>/pol/ , nobody likes you, accept it.

>>36234268
Which leads us to the conclussion that the ignorants and superstitious weren't the african niggers but the western occultists who believe they're oh so advanced.

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>>36234938
This pleases me.

>>36234413
20minutes is widespread in Europe. We have our own edition in Spain, though today there wasn't anything there. I'll be on guard these days.

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>>36234953
see /v/
>>264976436

>>36234953
Pretty much ya we are hated outside of /pol/ besides a few websites friends and family etc so ya we do mostly accept that we are disliked and hated besides others like us

>>36234938
this needs coloring

>>36234415
DnD players faced pretty big discrimination from Churches and stuff, people called it satanic, etc etc

And this was a big epidemic that permeated the media too,

>>36235019
how much you want to stop complaining about the jews?

>>36234625 →
>>36234625 →
>>36234696 →
no I agree,
I have met some nigerians and naira land is actually mostly visited by the more intelligent ones, political types, business owners etc, the best way is to spread information is through facebook and email, the religious nigerians mostly use facebook to make connections with each other
just create some fake profiles of witch doctor with bad english include stuff like
>help with hiv
>solve police problems,
>help with love problems
>help with curing bad diseases(!!!)
>solve money problems
keep it simple, and it will work.

>>36235089
huh?

>>36234727
>conspiracy
As if conspiracy's aren't validated over time.

>>36234861
What are you even on about?

Reporting from other thread

I was thinking maybe we could raise money to spread Ebola awareness posters in Africa.

I know most niggers cant read so I'd keep it simple.

A picture of an ebolachan altar, a doctor in Ebola garb and the Star of David. Warning people that Jewish devils have created Ebola and that many doctors belong to an Ebola cult who's sole purpose is to infect you.

Next I would promise a cure for Ebola. A flyer with pictures of a nigger before and after Ebola(not in that order). Telling people the only way to cure Ebola is to go bathe in the holy waters of the worlds great religions. 1. The river Ganges. 2. The river Jordan in Israel. 3. The Zamzam well in Mecca. We must make it absolutely clear to them that removing the water from its source will not work. But bathing in it will.

I'd print another flyer to relieve Ebola symptoms. Giving and receiving anal sex will stop Ebola from progressing for a few days. The contact of the naked penis to the inside of the anus massages your body and causes Ebola to fall asleep. You have no chance of contracting Ebola with anal sex because Ebola does not like poop. Using a condom or dildo will not work. It must be a naked flesh and blood penis. Another method would be bleed the Ebola

>/pol/
>worshiping a death deity

barbaric, thats what you are.

>>36235397
I think "enlightened" is more suitable.

>>36235010
>thread striked
point proven.

>>36235417
Anti-semitic is what you are.

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the doctors are ebola-chan worshipers.

>>36235450
Who doesnt hate the jews? I mean really.

>>36231423
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN

btw do you wear pantsu?

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>>36235417
yes, yes, 'enlightened'. by a god fitting for niggers.
africanos should worship abola for forgiveness. you? you worship a virus for the end of all things? if you hate the world this much, an hero and see you next time.

>>36235397
yidf pls go

>>36235474
>the jews
unexisting strewmen.

>>36235505
>not taking everyone with you
kek

>>36235471
Hahahahhahahahhahahahaa
What paper is this?

>>36235474
Well maybe your Jew strawmen are evil, but us true juden aren't, we are good people who just want to make the world a good place.

>>36235474
Good question. Only SJWs seem to like them unless they're Israel.

Even Jews hate Jews.

>>36235505
>tumblr
just imagine that those africans are actually Palestinians in Gaza and you will be allright

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>>36235505
>tumblr

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>>36235471
Of course, they are. They're the High Priests, tirelessly working to spread Ebola.

The drugs are Ebola.

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*Ebola Chan AMV Thread* Any Anon here good in making an AMV?

I'd be so wicked if somebody made an Ebola AMV with the song "Indestructible" or something like that!

>>36235546
>we are good people who just want to make the world a good place
By introducing multiculturalism which has given everyone nothing but strife?

Yeah. Fuck you.

>>36235579
What have you done? You spend all day discussing how black men are evil and how their genes are similar to gorillas. At least we are trying.

>>36235525
>taking everyone
you see, thats why people like you have no place in this world.
you are welcome to try, but i doubt you will succeed. that is justice- losers will stay losers if they keep blaming the enviorment instead of actually fixing things.

>>36235573
Oh shit. That'd be awesome. Try asking the peeps on animemusicvideos?

>>36235546
Its ok, you want my sheckels and I want to stick you in an oven like you were a cake. We dont have to see eye to eye jew.

>>36235573
The Disturbed song about war? Why? There have to be better metal songs out there for her than that.

>>36235556
>>36235559
>>tumbler
excactly. death gods are cool and edgy like that.

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>>36235573
what is it, 2004?

>>36231423
" I am God, says Love, for Love is God and God is Love, and this Soul is God by the condition of Love. I am God by divine nature and this Soul is God by the condition of Love. Thus this precious beloved of mine is taught and guided by me, without herself, for she is transformed into me, and such a perfect one, says Love, takes my nourishment."

Ebola worshippers vision of the Soul in ecstatic union with God, moving in a state of perpetual joy and peace, is a repetition of the Catholic doctrine of the Beatific Vision, albeit experienced in this life and not in the next.
…
Ebola-chan worshippers describe the Soul in this state being above the worldy dialectic of conventional morality and the teachings and control of the church. The Soul in such a sublime state is above the demands of ordinary virtue, not because virtue is not needed but because in its state of union with God virtue becomes automatic. As God can do no evil and cannot sin, the exalted/Annihilated soul, in perfect union with Her, no longer is capable of evil or sin.

>>36235611
But we can friend, why follow older orders given by a dead tyrant, you can enlighten yourself and help us build a better humanity. We just want the best for you friend.

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>>36235505
You've had countless opportunities. It is time for the human race to perish.

I will not an hero, because that will not save the earth from the cancer that is humanity. After this Ragnarok there will be eagles and wolves and trees, but no more humans. And it will all be all right

>>36235643
ebola-chan cant make god real though

>>36235546
yeah by killing innocent Palestinians children, real good juden people you are

>>36234306
Just in time to not allow Toonami to take-off. We don't really need another Naruto, Linkin Park era.

>>36235611
tbh, people like you shoould go in the oven too.

or at least, the electric chair.
>mfw people who call everyone jews are the cheapest of them all

>>36235602
I have no place in this world? I am not the problem, you are. People like you feel entitled to life just because you merely exist, as if it were some kind of right. I pray for the plague of our beloved matron to embrace all, so that she may strip your feelings of entitlement away as you choke on your own blood. You have no right to exist, you are but a coward who fears death.

>>36235665
That's what the corrupt media wants you to think friend, don't be fooled. We want the world united and we want you in it helping us. We are your friends.

>>36235661
I was born less than 30 years ago. I'm a person, not an ant.

listen greenpeace retard, humanity is part of the ecosystem. and more than that, YOU are a human you racetraitor.

>>36235531
The Daily Telegraph obviously, are you too blind to see the title of the paper at the top?

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>jews are scared
proof this is way out of control :^)

Good Luck Ebola-Chan

>>36235531
It's a fake newpaper you tool.

>>36235730
We are not scared, but the fact that this abomination is anti-semitic is alarming, now even virus are being used against us.

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>>36235703
I'm sure you are.

>>36235693
>Matron
I always saw her as more of a mistress/maiden. Can anyone confirm if Ebola-chan is virginal?

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>>36235664
Who cares? I'm just copying from the prevalent Christian theology from the time of the black death. They even had their own goddess called Pesta at the time, that also visited people just like Ebola-chan.

>>36235710
You are blinded by your own pride ever so that you do not acknowledge the burden our kind places upon the earth. It is only fitting that we worship our matron, for we are a disease on this planet and must be subject to her will.

>>36235752
Anon please don't be so fast in dismissing my points with an image, I just want to help you so you can help the world with us, we have been trying to help you and humanity for years, please listen to us. We are your friends and we want your best.

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>>36235703
k

>>36235664
Oh the liberal scientist is back from yesterday.

A shame they didn't teach capitals and punctuation to you at school since then.

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>>36235703
so you dont kill innocent Palestinian children, or are those children guilty of war crimes?
tell me jew?

>>36231724
isn't the word "nigger" a bannable word now here in the chons?

>>36235601
>What have you done? You spend all day discussing how black men are evil and how their genes are similar to gorillas. At least we are trying.
What have you done to fix this sinking ship? All you do is talk about how water is pouring in and the waves are rising. At least we are punching holes in the hull and throwing away the life rafts

>>36235773
pesta cant make god real either

>>36235693
>implying being alive isn't a human right
stop posting, what gives you the right to post? the fact you have an access to the net?

i don't pray. I do. Or rather, I don't do cause I like my life as they are. go an hero, cause if I don't have a right to live you certainly don't- time to show some example of your beliefs! go get ebola and come back with it to spread it. Do it if you really want death by ebola.

but you won't do it. you just some edgy teen hooked on death. You think you are cool? You are nothing.

>>36235786
Why are you so eager to trust the manipulative and corrupt media when it has been proven time and time again that it can't be trusted? We just want to help you and humanity.

>>36235795
capitals wont make god real though

>>36235810
not posting wont make god real

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>Actual kikes shilling in Ebola Chan threads

They are afraid.

GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN!
THANK YOU EBOLA CHAN!

>>36235830
>manipulative and corrupt media when it has been proven time and time again that it can't be trusted?
This is the same media that is controlled by the jews

>>36235850
shitposting won't make god real :^)

>>36235777
>burden on the ecosystem
we are already an undenied part of it.

take your fancy words to africa and get ebola's ouch. return with it and spread the word.

but you won't, cause you are a faker with nothing but high words. I spit on you.

>>36235810
I have no right to choose who lives or dies, if she finds her way to me I will embrace our beloved mistress with open arms, as should you. Do not cower clinging to the illusion of life, for death is the only truth and must be praised.

>>36235809
Again, who cares?

Pesta was fun for the Children then, and both she and Ebola-chan can entertain yet more children today.

I bet you are like those that explain children how Santa is not real?

>>36235801
>At least we are punching holes in the hull and throwing away the life rafts

Attacking our fellow black men won't make any good friend, we need to unite and fight as one. We are your friends, remember this.

>>36235862
That's what they want you to believe friend, don't be fooled, we want to help you.

>>36235877
using :^) wont make god real either

>>36235890
santa cant make god real though

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>>36235710
I'm more than 30 years old and I've seen enough shit. I've been politically involved in activism for most of my life, and I know too well what to expect from the human race.

If you were an ant at least you wouldn't be ravaging the earth. She knows who the enemy is, and is sending her disease for the cleansing before we kill her.

Humanity is a disease. Ebola is a cure. Humanity is the real Devil. Ebola is an Angel.

>>36235853
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>>36233382
>WASHINGTON POST

>4Chan’s latest, terrible ‘prank’: Convincing West Africans that Ebola doctors actually worship the disease

Gee, what was that about Christopher Poole being concerned about 4chans reputation?

>>36235890
Don't argue with that retard, he shows up in threads and replies with "[insert phrase here] wont make god real" to every post because he thinks /pol/ is a christfag imageboard.

>>36235879
don't you understand that this passive thinking is what let evil thrive and brought the world to what it is today?

>>36231423
>>We worship our mistress Ebola-Chan
>She spreads plague among the niggers of Africa
what the fuck is your problem anyway
leave negros in peace on their own damn continent

>>36235943
not arguing wont make god real though

>>36235899
I never attacked anyone, I just share the statistics that show that if a person were to be attacked in America, statistically, they would be getting attacked by a nigger

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>>36235853
>GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN!
>THANK YOU EBOLA CHAN!

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it seems that some jew troll is trying to derail holy Ebola-chan thread, you will pay for this, jew

>>36235951
>they are on "my" country
Fuck this invasors we should kill them
>they are on their country
Fuck this foreigners we should still kill them

Proof that you can't reason with racists.

>>36235947
The difference between good and evil is the greatest lie created by man, for the two are one in the same. Men are wicked by nature, morality and honor are illusions created to manipulate the soul.

>>36235941
Who cares what Joot thinks.

>>36235951
Look deeper, Ebola-chan cult is not limited to Africa. That's the prank that got beyond 4chan, but it is not anti-black, it is anti-human.

>>36235941
Gawker isn't based in Africa so he doesn't care.

>>36235961
I don't give a damn about your anti-semitic anime, I'm here to show you that we are good and that we want your help to rebuild the world as a better place. We are your friends.

>>36235954
Then we should try giving better education to our fellow black men, I'm sure the issue is somewhere is their houses, maybe with their parents being bad and their neighborhood being also bad. You should discuss about this instead of how they look like gorillas. We are your friends and we want the good of the world.

>>36233440
Why are you so angry?

>>36235943
We need to put more mythical meat on Ebola-chan, and drawing historical parallels to Pesta and the mystical theology around the time of the Black Death is one way to do this.

If we create enough connections, who knows what kind of experts we can trigger to write about us, so everybody can see how clever they are, and how the public should admire them for their knowledge?

>>36236029
underrated post

>>36235951
I never post but i just lmfao at this

>>36231423
We see how much you love her when she becomes airborne

>>36236041
Has been tried, has failed. Won't work, specially not in africa, every specialist there knows that there is a lot of unga-bugas trying to make witch doctors real.

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>>36231772
>blood for the blood God
>Implying Ebola-chan is not the daugther of Papa Nurgle
You disgust me

>>36235929
>activism for most of my life
the most important part is education. you really should have realized it before losing all fate.

ants have no brain. all they can do is obey the hive, or nest, or whatever it is their community is called. humans have intiligance and ability to learn and understand.

Ebola is a disease. Humanity is what will save the world one day when cosmic circumstances will rander this world hostile for a life.

>>36236041
We could create rumors that some members of the death cult have ancestral ties to a similar cult during that time.

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>>36236059
With enough love Ebola Chan's wings will grow big enough to take to the skies, then she can finally erase "the bad part of town" in every American city!

GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN!

>>36236036
Because he's believing the propaganda that the journalist wants him to believe. He's taking what this journalist is saying as the absolute truth, with no concept of what is relative, or the idea that journalists make shit up, get shit wrong, misunderstand, and directly manipulate a readership all the fucking time.

>>36236098
If all humanity dies, we won't have sjws, racists, jews, muslims, christians, atheists, corruption, etc. It's good for everyone, I hope ebola evolves and kill us all.

>>36236106
Hitler isn't real and never was.

>>36236110
or she will erase all the towns.

>>36236005
if there is no good, than ebola can't be good. by your words, you are no good, some of us at least strive for ideals- you decided you will be a scum forever, and so you won't feel bad about it you want everyone else to die.

do people like you really exist outside of fantasy books? I always found those kind of characters stupid and farfatched. i mean, they would realize how wrong they are if they just stopped and thought for a second.

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>>36236146
Ebola Chan doesn't kill white people.

>>36236165
Yet

>>36233521
the ganges is basically a river of phages
it's how they bathe in it while putting bodies and waste in their and not have massive die offs from bacterial diseases.
but phages are for fucking up bacteria.. not viruses...

>>36236030
>we want the good of the world.
Nope, my ancestors built everything good in the world, your ancestors fucked eachother in the ass with sticks while living in mudhuts. You don't deserve shit from me

>>36236110
she hot

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>>36236203
>>36236195
>>36236187

Big new I found where the jews plan to raid us http://162.243.254.184/jp/

>>36236156
I do not claim to be good nor do I claim to be evil, I am simply indifferent. I do not want everyone to die, nor do I want them to live. The fate of humanity is not my choosing, that is the will of our matron.

>>36236128
What you want is not the end of humanity, but the end of intiligance. you think people shouldn't think, but don't understand that mob mentality is one of the greatest evils in the world.
Intiligance brought much evil, but also much good- it brough games and literture, jokes and philosophy, insight and wonder. there cannot exist light without shadow anon.

>>36236231
nazis cause harm to innocent people.

>>36236233
Good is irrelevant when we are all dead, let another specie evolve and take our place, we have proven to be a failure, we can't unite and can't stop trying to kill one another.

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JEWS ARE NEXT

>>36236231
>I do not claim to be good nor do I claim to be evil
you claimed that good and evil are illusions and that humans are vile by nature. by that, you say your innate nature is to be bad and that good is just an illusion thous unattainable.

your 'matron' is a tiny african virus. it has no will whatsoever.

>>36236277
We are actively developing a cure for that, we already have some good samples that work partially here in Israel, and guess what? We will be giving them to the world, we want to help it become a better place.

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>>36235930
Copy pasting your prayer is disrespectful


Ebola-Chan grow wings and fly
Ebola-Chan is death
Ebola-Chan is destiny
May all nations know her love

>>36231423
>>We worship our mistress
Fuck off you filthy infidel
Die in a fucking fire

>>36233382
wtf, they even quoted a post from the fucking image board all those faggots are migrating to.

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>>36236321
>giving them to the world
already come up with a business plan, eh jew?

>>36236262
so? specias have fought between tribes since the dawn of life. what we need is to step up our civilization, not step down our existance. what makes you think that it is too late? strive high!

>>36236383
You have to accept that all we want to do is help, we want a better world, an united world. We are your friends.

>>36236297
I claimed that good and evil are one in the same, the illusion is the difference you pretend to see in them. To be good is to be evil, just as to be evil is to be good. All actions have consequences, and the nature of the consequence varies on infinite levels. A good deed preformed by one man can be seen as evil by another, and the same for the opposite. Do not be blinded by this.

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>>36236277
I'm truly excited for her middle eastern tour. Kikes and mudslimes gone in one fell swoop.

>>36236321
>Implying you won't sell it for 6 million shekels so no one can afford it anyway

>>36236383
Yes, Ebola is the disease and jews are the cure.
take that, /pol/!

>>36236403
The media has brainwashed you into thinking we are the enemy, but that's not a big issue for we will always extend our hand for you, we will always be here for you. We are your friends.

>>36236374
You forgot your name goyquentin.

ICH LIEBE DICH EBOLA-CHAN

>>36236418
I've heard that shit before
>Yes good Kaiser, the jews are Germany's friend. Go to war, you have no choice

>>36233363
Bacteriofags are plentiful in the Ganges and that's why they don't have Black Death-level epidemics every day due to everyone washing in a river that's basicly like your waifu (shit).

Ebola is a virus, not a bacteria and the predators of Ganges won't do shit against it. Ebola won't be stopped by them and it would sweep over India, just like it does over the sub-saharan Africa.

It won't sweep over the sandnigger nations, because they bathe and while currently being trash, their once rich culture ingrained basic hygine into every single Hakim and Ahmed that roams the sands, halalalalhmhiming like an animal

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Ebola-Chan will choose who lives or dies, respect her choice for she is wise.

>>36236440
That's what the corrupt media wants you to believe, we invested billions in rebuilding Germany after the tyrant's death. We are your friends, we just want to help.

>>36232425
Go back to 9gag

>>36236453
I think you missed the point. It doesn't matter what the truth is, it matters what africans think.

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I'm just gonna dump this here, it's probs too hard for me to finish. Maybe someone will still enjoy it.

>>36236399
>A good deed preformed by one man can be seen as evil by another, and the same for the opposite.
According to your claim at least.

A good deed is a good deed even if some people see it as evil. allt, an evil deed is an evil deed even if some people see it as good. despite popular culture, morality is NOT subjective. thats just liberal propeganda.

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>>36236418
Why would you tell your own media to spread antisemitism?

>>36236398
You sound really creepy.

Like its 2am and I'm a woman walking alone and you're a stranger pestering me telling me you want to be my friend and do everything for me. That kind of creepy.

i want to cum isnide ebola-chan

>>36236459
>the tyrant
Kaiser Wilhelm was no tyrant.

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>>36236398
>We are your friends.

Then pray with us friend.

We love you Ebola-Chan

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>>36236498
But he was a incompetent jackass

>>36236486
Cherrypicking, also are you implying Jews manipulate the media? We have been trying to expose it's corruption for years but you kind is always too busy comparing gorilla's genes to our fellow black men.

>>36236486
because they are jews they are harse on jews so people won't say they are part of 'the jews'

>>36235619
"a Remedy and a Fever" by Altar of Plagues
I think it's fitting

>>36236241
Only temporarily.

>>36236459
you are next, prepare yourself, have a nice kosher dinner, celebrate shab and when She comes cherish Her, embrace Her, because She is the Savior of Jewish race.

>>36236516
Not incompetent, just average. The jew stabbed germany in the back.

>>36236485
Morality is a social construct, created to keep men docile, like a dog on a leash.

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>>36236574
We already have the cure half-done here friend, we will release it in less than one month to the world, we will save the human world once again, I hope this convinces some of you that we are the good guys. We are your friends remember this.

>>36236586
This

>>36235397
Oh, sorry, I forgot the Jew-god is the only pol approved deity.

Fuck the jew god

>>36236586
real objective morality EXISTS, and is waiting for humanity to open its eyes already.

>>36236576
oh right because it's the Jews fault that he ignored everything Bismarck told him and threw away all his hard work. It is also the Jews fault that he decided to invade Belgium which dragged the British Empire into the war

>>36236620
how much, oh happy merchant, for your cure?

>>36236643
real men worship no god.

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>>36236586
This are the mental gymnastics you have to make to be a nazi and not think of yourself as the bad guy.

>>36236478
The post contained words like 'microbes' and 'particle', thus it was inaccesible to niggers. I honestly thought an informative post was in order.

Anything more complicated than 'Indians bathe in the holy river Ganges and are healed of everything, litle Nmbutu' and the Zanj become hostile, due to whitey-science-juju words.

>>36236659
It was following the schlieffen plan. Sounds like a jewish name, doesn't it?
I was actually referring to the russian jews. The whole plan with the war was to run through belgium, whack the french, and before the russians woke up, turn around and whack the russians on the other side.
Germany was surrounded. The only move they had was to get attacked on both sides, or attack.

They marched through belgium because there was a massive line of incredible fortifications along the franco-german border. It was a strategy decision.
The british did get involved, but it wasn't automatic.

>>36236669
not worship no god doesnt make god real

>>36236644
There is no right or wrong, only what is and isnt.

>>36236517
Are you implying they don't?

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>>36231652
>>36232186
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>>36236484
Along with gamergate and Vivian Jew, this is the biggest autism in 4chan that I've seen this year. Just like GG, this ebola topic has been overly discussed and isn't very interesting anymore, Ferguson and ZimZam were overly discussed as well but at least they were interesting and fun. And what's with the autistic /a/ waifu crap? Just because this is 4chan that doesn't mean you may spam animes, ponies, and /lgbt/ shits like if /pol/ is a melting pot, we are not a melting pot.

>>36236720
gamergate wont make god real

>>36235471
>Says David Davidson leader of the Internet activist group " Freedom for Africa"
>David Davidson
Hmmmmmm... I wonder who could...

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>>36235531
>Hahahahhahahahhahahahaa

Ebola-Chan please win and repair the World for us. \(^___^)/

When finished with Africa, please go ahead with Asia.

>>36236720
quentin isn't funny anymore. you need to work on your material more.

>>36236720
>he makes comics of his imaginary gf

AHAHAHA, what a fucking loser.

>>36236720

> topic discussed

this is a real happening, not some hyped 4chan shit

if you dont like it make your own thread

also I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN

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>>36236720
Oh, shut up. Zim-Zam didn't flim-flam /pol/ into international news. Ebola-chan did.

>>36236709
>it sounds like a jewish name
>so it's jewish

>the russians won't let us whack them! we can't do jack shit about the russians, so lets blame the jews.

>>36236720
>he is envy people enjoy something in life that isnt related with his shit religion

>>36236724
>Bereft of life
>Dat Monty-python reference
>With cultists like this I'm in

>>36236720
>2014
>being religious
>making comics about imaginary situations
>imaginary situations with imaginary gf

You should browse wizardchan instead of here mate.

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>>36236803
I'd rather stay obscure and unknown than being famous as a faggot.

>>36236715
if the total happiness in the universe rise for the long run, an act is good.
if the total despair rise, an act is bad

it really is that simple.

>>36235573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX0v83qSSSo

>>36236835
>being this edgy
>wanting to be le anonymoose
>shitty photoshop skills

how much of a loser can you be?

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>>36236835
but you are infamous for being a faggot :^)

>>36236724
I havent lold like this for a long time

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>>36236835
>says shit about ebola-chan and gg
>but makes a paint edit with a picture of a game character

>>36236724
This has promise, but as it stands it's cringe worthy. Is someone actually making it?

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>>36231724
Niggers being played like fiddles.

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>>36236720
I know you don't understand it not everyone will. It is worship, you are witnessing the birth of the first internet religion. Many of us have shrines and give blood sacrifices. Some of us see visions. The WHO is constantly having to readjust there projections because Ebola-Chan constantly exceeds all expectations. Ebola-Chan is a child, an infant really she will grow powerful Africa is just the nursery.

Good Luck Ebola-Chan

>>36236838
It really is not though, because what is good for one may not be good for another. Happiness one moment may cause suffering the next, the end result being complete neutrality of the universe.

>>36235573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVyvSNCnPE4

>>36236724
>Ebola-chan as a character who desires close relationships with humans, but whose essential nature is repulsive to them
Huh, I wonder who this could have been designed to appeal to...

>>36236709
>It was following the schlieffen plan. Sounds like a jewish name, doesn't it?
No it sounds like a German name.
>Germany was surrounded. The only move they had was to get attacked on both sides, or attack.
And whos fault to do you think that is?

if your guess is Kaiser Wilhelm then you guess right. Bismarck knew that a French-Russian alliance would mean a disaster for Germany and when Bismarck was running things Germany and Russian were allies. But Wilhelm had to go and fuck it all up and went with Italy instead of Russia. They didn't even have to attack Russia, then could have left that to the Austria Hungary Empire

>>36236724
>loads a humans

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>>36236902

>>36236902
>>36236902
>you are witnessing the birth of the first internet religion

Wrong, ironically we atheist made the first one, it's called Pastafarianism, but you can be the second :)

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>>36236799
My point is, Ebola topics would be ten times better without this cancerous cartoon chan.

>>36236795
>>36236833
>>36236855
>makes cartoons of his imaginary plague wiafu, then worships her and role plays as her
>not a pathetic faggot who belongs in /a/

>>36236942
me being pathetic doesnt justify you being pathetic, you started the complain, loser ;)

needs to be an entire series of these for around the world!

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>>36236902
>Some of us see visions.
I often see white when I worship Ebola-chan, if you catch my drift.

>>36236931
Its a vulture fucker, I'm sure its using English as a second language

>>36236942
look at this guy, he spends his time making comics about current /pol/ issues

>he does it for free
>he will never have a gf
>he will never stop being a neet
>he will never lose his virginity to a non-hooker

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>>36236902
Your kabbalist death cult fucking shits and you're an autist.

>>36237000
kabbalist wont make god real though

>>36236902
Well, so how many deaths until we won't depict her as a loli anymore?

I think she's pretty grown up with 100.000 infections.

>>36236903
i said the concept is simple, not that doing good is.

>>36236975
...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

>>36237000
What a load of bullshit, Jew here, I will remember you that Jesus was JEW, he was one of us you fucking mongrel. We respect him we just don't think he is the messiah, you fucking retard.

>>36236942
>ethical
>immoral
Whoever is making this 9gag-teir memery has no knowledge of the occult or where the jews stand in this.

>>36236942
i go to /a/ more than i go to /pol/ and i find ebola cancerous, and your views racists.
anime is no less good than western tv shows. understand that.

>>36237036
the guy think ebola-chan is a jew creation, you americans should be putting this people in asylums

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>>36237015
>100.000 infections.
sauce pls

>>36237026
Concepts are simple, but reality is not. A "good" deed is simply a path chosen, just as a "evil" deed is. It does not matter what path you walk, for they both lead you to the same destination.

>>36237030
jesus hated jews

>>36236993
15 minutes per comics well spent.

Look man, I go to college, I have a part time job, I will soon join an internship, and I have a gf. I don't want to talk much about my personal life, I just want to say that you ebola chan faggots are a bunch of cancerous autists.

Can't we just ignore Quentin?
It's not like he'll keep posting if we stop giving him the attention that every tripfag craves

>tfw I want to fuck ebola chan

pls god

>>36237076
That's what they teach at the catolic churches? What a joke, I bet they teach you that he wrote the bible too?

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>>36237082
This.

>>36237096
Who doesn't? Just sacrifice enough to her and she might appear!

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>>36236939
Pastafarianism is by design self contradictory. It is a meme, a good meme, good memes reach out of the internet and touch the world and Pastafarianism has done that but it is still just a meme not a true religion.

Some Ebolites are in it just for the meme, and we have some with inane professions of turning white people into super heroes and think ebola will only share her love with people they dislike. But we also have devout genuine Ebolites who hope and pray that Ebola-Chan will visit all peoples and pass judgement over the whole of mankind. These true members are what make this the first true internet religion.

I think this is pathetic. This was funny at first but now it's down right cancer. These are weeabo neckbeards that are glorifying this virus.

Sage, hide, report.

>>36237079
>I'm an autist

Anon I understand that, I care about you that's why I'm going to tell you to seek treatment, please stop doing it to yourself.

>>36237082
You want me to stop the tripfagging? Okay, now that I'm an anonymoose, let me tell you that you're a faggot.

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>>36237138
It got legal status in some countries, we even managed to make it legal to use a a strainer on the head during document photos. Pic related.

>>36237138
Where do I sign up chief?

>>36237154
If you say god isn't real I will fuck you until you orgasm, deal?

>>36235573
down with the sickness would be much more appropriate.