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Does Ebola have a shot at reaching India, /pol/?
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Does Ebola have a shot at reaching India, /pol/?
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>>35912577
bump it
https://www.reddit.com/r/misc/comments/2gok1t/do_a_pinprickchallenge_for_saveafrica_from_ebola/
will explain later. we need to do this now.
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THREAD REMINDER THAT ALL OF THIS "JERK IT FOR OUR GODDESS-QUEEN AT XXGMT" SHIT IS NOTHING MORE THAN A FAGGOT AND HIS MUTUAL MASTURBATION FETISH

IT IS NOT A DEATH CULT
IT IS NOT BLACK MAGIC
IT IS HOMOSEXUALITY
IF YOU PARTICIPATE, YOU ARE GAY
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>>35912577
Yes but it would be difficult. Those who travel to Africa and get near the infected usually don't go to the slums of India soon after.
It probably would take someone getting intentionally infected then traveling to India to infect others.
I really don't see it going outside of Africa.
People will start shooting anyone coming from an infected area.
The fear of the virus may kill more than the virus itself.
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>>35913496
Fuck off reddit scum.
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>>35913496
The fuck is unicef?
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>>35913702
see
>>35912806

>>35913727
just upvote it. :^)
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>>35913551
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>>35912577
On a scale of 1-Nawaz Sharif, how Pakistani is OP?
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>implying Ebola is going anywhere

lel, can't wait for dumb apes in Africa to die en masse because they can't stop exchanging fucking blood and other bodily fluids.
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>>35912577
ebola is just a 24 hour hour ride to anywhere on earth.
how many direct flights are there from the ebola zone to india?
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I participated in my first sacrifap last night, it was glorious, will continue shortly.

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
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A better question is, does it have a shot at reaching Israel?
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>>35913814
I'm white, and my ancestors are from Scotland.
0%, really.
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>>35913932
Same here, and I plan on doing the blood sacrifice as well. Anybody know a sanitary way to do that?
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So nobody find it hilarious that 4chan has managed to turn a meme into the object of fake blood magic/sacrifice and is now spreading it?

Nobody thinks this is the most hilarious death cult of all time?
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>>35913934
Difficult
Unless somebody encourage the Palestinian to do some walking-biological-weapon-jihad through Pal-Isr border
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>>35913768

That doesn't even make sense.
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>>35913932
>>35914023

THREAD REMINDER THAT ALL OF THIS "JERK IT FOR OUR GODDESS-QUEEN AT XXGMT" SHIT IS NOTHING MORE THAN A FAGGOT AND HIS MUTUAL MASTURBATION FETISH

IT IS NOT A DEATH CULT
IT IS NOT BLACK MAGIC
IT IS HOMOSEXUALITY
IF YOU PARTICIPATE, YOU ARE GAY
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please

someone send ebola-chan to india

she would love it
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***DONT FORGET TO FAP FOR EBOLA-CHAN AT 2100 GMT***

Ejaculate on her visage to give her even more power!!!
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>>35913551
>fap to a loli
>gay
nope
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>>35913496
bump this guys.
we need to get it viral.
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>>35913702
>>35913727
it was made by use.

Trus fellow /pol/lacks.
upvote adn spread.
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>>35914823
Threadly reminder that the rampant disinfo only proves the validity of our cause.
Good luck, Ebola-Chan!
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What the fuck is this blasphemous bullshit?
http://www.vocativ.com/world/nigeria-world/ebola-4chan-anime/
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>>35915200
>anti-missile-technology-used-detect-malaria
yeah, I woudn't take them serious
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So Ebola has passed the 5,000 case level as of 9/13

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebola_virus_epidemic_in_West_Africa
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>>35912577
Oh God, that would be awesome
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>>35915200
i guess the author is around here.

author stop browsing 4chan and go do some actual work.
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Daily reminder to Sieg Heil
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>>35912577
so if you get ebola, should suicide be option one? cause that's a shitty way to go out unless you're a masochist
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>>35915450
If you truly love her, she will not kill you. She will make you stronger
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>>35915357
Yeah, sounds like it.

>>35915390
HEIL EBOLA-CHAN!
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>>35915450
Why don't you want to die in my arms? :'(
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>>35915592
cracking and bleeding skin, shitting and vomiting your organs...no thank you Ebola-chan..
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Recording from inside the clinic found.

http://picosong.com/9Sqh

All whorship our godess~
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http://strawpoll.me/2588429/
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>>35913551
>getting ghis mad about things that are supposedly bullshit
Its ok to be scared m8
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>>35915450
if you aren't monkey you won't get it
and even if you get it you'll get cured in few weeks
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MAKE YOUR ALTARS NOW
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What are the sacrifap times, again?
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>>35915800
Have you made an altar?

If so post pics pls
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>>35916331
what if i'm black? not like african black, more like crayola brown,suburbs black...
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>>35916667
2100 GMT

1700 EST
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>>35916667
21:00 GMT (in 34 minutes)
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>>35915450
>Killing yourself

If you are white you can spread it around a bit and have a good shot at surviving. Why would you kill yourself when you can do so much more with her gift?
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>>35916765
Nope m80

1 hour and 33 minutes
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>>35916721
do you love her? If so, you're in no danger, brother

>>35915200
capped it for futher use
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>>35916642
>>35916693
fucking why
how are you people this bored
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>>35916693
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>>35916642
>latin for pledging soul to satan
lel
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>>35916857
>Ebola-chan
>A demon

They will never understand. She is a beautiful angel.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaNsXJfcTr4
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>>35916922
That's a good one anon but you should add a visage of Ebola-chan and don't forget to incorporate her sigil
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>>35916843
Isn't it 20:34 in britland now? I thought GMT was brit time.
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How can I make an altar, my boar skull was thrown out by someone, I have no candles nor tarot cards. What I do have are drawing skills (average/begginner) and my own blood.

Help a brother out here.
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>>35914425
>Sarah is World Reporter at Vocativ's New York office. She recently graduated from Medill School of Journalism at Northwestern University and specializes in Russian language and foreign policy.
Stick to your guns, Sarah.
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>>35917147
London is 1 hour ahead of GMT

Eastern Standard Time is GMT minus 4
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r34 on ebola-chan please
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>>35915450
Spread her gift around in the black neighborhoods. Give her love to everyone.
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>>35917202
I am 100% certain that London is in the same time zone as Greenwich and EST is GMT -5
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>>35917180
Just start with an image of her and a map of Africa then go get some candles when you can

Also sex rituals give her far more power than blood rituals

Your semen powers her ten fold over what your blood does
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>>35917270
There's only like, two good lewd images of her and one of them is (I grudgingly admit) is her as a pony spreading her pussy.

Seriously, if ponified porn is better than most of the other shit, then we really need to commission artists at Hentai-foundry/(loli artists at Pixiv)/wherever to draw her. I don't want to be a ponyfucking degenerate; I want to be a virus-fucking ubermensch.
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>>35916667
THREAD REMINDER THAT ALL OF THIS "JERK IT FOR OUR GODDESS-QUEEN AT XXGMT" SHIT IS NOTHING MORE THAN A FAGGOT AND HIS MUTUAL MASTURBATION FETISH

IT IS NOT A DEATH CULT
IT IS NOT BLACK MAGIC
IT IS HOMOSEXUALITY
IF YOU PARTICIPATE, YOU ARE GAY
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>>35917356
London is GMT. They should be at 20:41 now, seeing as I'm at 21:41 and GMT+1
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>>35917494
That's proven then, 21:00 GMT is in 18 minutes
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THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
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>>35917422
Well, I'm looking for artists right now.
Considering wakabi, but fuck, that dude is slow. I have another commision, placed it a month ago.
Still waiting.
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I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
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>>35917611
Found one.
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>>35917452
It's pretty fucking gay, but apparently /pol/ shitposting memes and circlejerking over fantasies of dead niggers is par for the course and if you oppose it you're a faggot. Best to just report the threads and move on.
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>>35912577

IN your country! IN, you fucking moron! IN!

You can be ON a continent, you can be ON and island, you can be ON a mountain. You cannot be ON a country!
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>>35917741
any artist source?
Two considerations of mine just flew out of the window, one is closed, the other charges like 150€
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>>35917779
Fixed it a while ago
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>>35912577
PRAISE THE SUN
FUCK EBOLA CHAN
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>>35915877
People are getting scared because someone has been spreading the rumor that /pol/ is going to be called a 'Death Cult' in the news because of Ebola-chan.
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>>35917789
Found it in an archived thread on /d/
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my favorite part of this is
going to be watching your shit waifu get destroyed by medical science
your tears will be far more delicious than the blood and semen you spill.
your sadness will be glorious
or not because you're retarded anyway
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>>35917611
What about Sparrow, Norasuko, Fuchur (aka Anne Frank), Ghettoyouth, or Vokatron?
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>>35917611
good luck.
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>>35918005
currently checking. Nora is closed
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>>35917954
I would actually love it if instead of that Ebola spread to America and started killing off all the basement dwellers posting about how "Ebola chan only kills nogs". The butthurt would be delicious
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>>35917954
/x/ fag is mad he couldnt summon a succubus as strong as this
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>>35917909

At this point, we are a death cult. There's a hell of a lot of people sitting in this thread with 10+ tabs of Ebola Chan lewds, getting themselves warmed up for the "mass ritual" in 7 minutes.

It's either a death cult, or a fag party, and clearly, /pol/ would rather call it a death cult.
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>>35917789
It's from a flash dress-up game. Ask /a/ about it, they have threads regarding the game (and other dress-up games like it) every so often.
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I used to be a major cutter 3 years ago but stopped completely, in a few days I'm planning to do it once more just for ebola-chan, and I'm going to do it hard.

Africa will be painted red.
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>>35917494
>>35917542
Wrong. GMT is not adjusted for daylight savings/seasonal time.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=gmt+time
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>>35918183
What are you talking about.
I literally live in the UK, it is 20:58 right now.
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>>35917867
Praise the sun. Fuck Ebola chan
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>>35917867
Praise the invincible Fuck Ebola chan!
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THREAD REMINDER THAT ALL OF THIS "JERK IT FOR OUR GODDESS-QUEEN AT XXGMT" SHIT IS NOTHING MORE THAN A FAGGOT AND HIS MUTUAL MASTURBATION FETISH

IT IS NOT A DEATH CULT
IT IS NOT BLACK MAGIC
IT IS HOMOSEXUALITY
IF YOU PARTICIPATE, YOU ARE GAY
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>>35916922
thats sloppy as shit
who ever did this needs to learn to use a straight edge
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>>35917867
PRAISE THE SUN
FUCK EBOLA CHAN!
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>>35918248
You are currently on British Summer Time, no? As such, you are technically GMT+1
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>>35917867
Praise the Sun!
CONDEMN EBOLA CHAN!
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>>35918248
>>35918366
http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/uk/london
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>>35918005
Sparrow is closed
Norasuko is closed
Fuchur is closed

never heard from the other two
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>>35916857
>>35916988

An Angel of Death.
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I love how literally is posting right now except /x/ fags and sunfags.
>>35918331
There are tens of people jacking off to our goddess right now and your shit posting will not stop it. There is no stopping this.
>>35918366
I guess technically? But most people call daylight saving time GMT anyway.
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>>35918339
it was a chain.
it is difficult to put a chain in a straight line

> why do I even try to justify my sluggish attmpt at altars?
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Nigger.
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i gave up on humanity .
I am joining the death cult.

embrace me as a new accolyte /pol/
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>>35917180
>>35917361

Study Caribbean/New Orleans Voodoo, and Catholic/Mediterranean occult practices. Mix in some Latin, with some blood, and some spooky atmosphere, and you'll thoroughly spook the Kofi-tippers.
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I reuploaded that BitTranslate video about Ebola-chan to Dailymotion. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x265q3g_heart-pounding-ebola-hemorrhagic-fever-ebola-chan-ebola-tan-is-cute-reaction-overseas-ebola-virus-an_fun

Did I do good?
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>>35918653
404d
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>>35918653
OY


VEY
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>>35918106

"Mass Ritual" in seven minutes?
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>>35912577
Hopefully it will wipe out Pakistan
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>>35915200
Isn't this actually good for ebola-chan? Once niggers believe whiteys spread ebola, they will kill every "once-you-go-black-you-never-go-back" doctors. And then ebola can spread even further.
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>>35918750
7 minutes ago
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>>35918750
not 7 mins. Everyone is fapping to Ebola-chan at 9pm GMT. Say or shout "I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN" to give her power
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Last came Ebola-Chan: she rode
On a white horse, drenched with blood;
She was pale even to the lips,
Like Death in the Apocalypse.

And she wore a Queenly crown;
And in her grasp a sceptre shone;
On her brow this mark I saw -
'I AM GOD, AND QUEEN, AND LAW!'

With a pace stately and fast,
Over African land she passed,
Trampling to a mire of blood
The dark-skinned multitude.

And a mighty troop around,
With their trampling shook the ground,
Waving each a bloody sword,
For the service of their Lord.

And with glorious triumph, they
Rode through Africa proud and gay,
Drunk as with intoxication
Of the wine of desolation.

O'er fields and towns, from sea to sea,
Passed the Pageant swift and free,
Tearing up, and trampling down;
Till they came to Capetown.

And each dweller, panic-stricken,
Felt his heart with terror sicken
Hearing the tempestuous cry
Of the triumph of Ebola-Chan.

For with pomp to meet her came,
Clothed in arms like blood and flame,
The shitposters, who did scream
'Thou art God, and Law, and Queen.

'We have waited, weak and lone
For thy coming, Mighty One!
Our backlogs are empty, our basements are cold,
Give us glory, and blood, and gold.'

***REPOST IF YOU LOVE EBOLA-CHAN***
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>>35918846

It's unlikely this information will spread out of Nigeria, but those people already think they can cure themselves with occult practices, so fuck'em. This is just icing on the cake.
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http://www.vocativ.com/world/nigeria-world/ebola-4chan-anime/

>Users of 4chan are spreading an Ebola meme across Nigeria’s biggest online message board in an attempt to freak out Nigerians living in fear of the deadly virus. The female anime character Ebola-chan first exploded all over 4chan in August as a reaction to the widespread concern over the Ebola outbreak—but now some 4chan users are trying to seed panic in West Africa by stoking the meme on Nairaland with bizarre pictures of false sacrifices and demon worship.

They know!
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>>35918890
I love ebola-chan, but I'd rather not spam out threads.
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>>35918699
>>35918715
Okay now it should work. I just forgot to confirm my e-mail address and finalize the video.
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>>35918911
>false sacrifices and demon worship
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How do we strengthen the church of Ebola-chan? Also will church ceremonies end with a circlejerk around Ebola-chan?
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>>35919078
They will end with us giving both a blood and semen sacrifice at the same time
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I want to believe.
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Commit to the ritual, do it for our mistress anons.
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>>35917611
>tfw no Ebola-chan doujin written by FatalPulse
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REMINDER you guys should be pushing this on all your social media accounts where possible to get the dark magic ball rolling.
Normies will start blood sacrifices, oogaboogas will see this and have an uprising causing ebola to become uncontrollable.
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>>35918653

That's fucking fantastic. What's the story behind this?
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>post yfw being on here has made me sexually attracted to a disease
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>vaccine already working
>no chance for Ebola-chan
So... I fapped for nothing?
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>>35919312
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Reddit's IAMA board are having an 'Ask me Anything' of the first human being who's to be given a vaccine for ebola.

http://ww.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2gnn1r/iama_human_guinea_pig_getting_the_newest_ebola/

Oh dear.
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> mfw you guys are serious about this shit
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>>35919343

They have to get the vaccine out to these people, and they already think the doctors are infecting them with Ebola. How do you think they'll respond to a 'vaccine'? Remember: AIDS still runs rampant through Africa for this very reason.
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>>35919312
Im actually pleased
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>>35919343
She needs more power, Anon. You can help her.
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>>35913934
yes Anon she will.

Have faith in her.
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If it does, the world may be fucked. Because China will aggressively defend their borders.
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>>35919295
From what I understand, BitTranslate is a Youtube video series thing where they translate funny English posts from around the web into nipponese.
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I saw Ebola-Chan in a dream last night. I can't tell if it was a warning or a blessing.

I LVOE YOU EBOLA CHAN!
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>>35919397
Still more sexually attracted to Flandre than Ebola-Chan. No one will ever top Flandre.
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>>35919441

>The Yellow Peril vs The Fecal People.

This will be better than WW1/WW2/Vietnam combined.
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>>35912577
It's already in India, just wait for the timebomb to explode
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>>35919312
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>>35919470

So the Japs are getting their own dose of Ebola-chan in a way that translates directly to them?
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>>35919517
Sauce?
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>>35919492
>being attracted to worst 2hu
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>>35916988
God approves and blesses Ebola-chan.

it's not the first time god unleashed hell on earth.
yet humanity always become degenerate.

How many times must the world end /pol/? so you finally get it?
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>>35919492
same for me, ebola-chan is still in third place
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>>35917115
That sigil looks like an ampersand
&o
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>>35919492
>No one will ever top Flandre
Remilia-sama is the best.
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>>35919873
That's not how you spell Chen.
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>>35919312
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>>35919570
http://www.ibtimes.com/ebola-alert-six-indians-isolated-delhi-airport-test-negative-more-people-expected-arrive-1669216

There were probably a few people in that flight who had it but were still in the incubation period, and therefore, were let go, to becoming ticking ebola timebombs
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>>35919950
>not subscribing to the best 2hoo
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>>35918106
Someone on /x/ trying to kill themselves.

If we can get him to an hero as a sacrifice for ebola-chan.
it would be a great sacrifice.

>>>/x/15229506
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>>35920020
hatate?
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>>35919312
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>>35920053
/x/philes giving him suicide hot line numbers.

fucking plebs.
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>>35919312
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I made a Plague Inc scenario for Ebola-chan. Will try and update it with suggestions from here if anybody plays it.
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>>35920324
Forgot link. http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=315305178
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>>35915080
WHY DID NOBODY GET THE PUN
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what kind of flash game can we make with ebola chan in it?
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>>35920409
A sex game.
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>>35920409
a lewd one
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>>35920466
Oh please oh please oh please oh please
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>>35917909
Oh no! That would totally ruin the flawless image mainstream Jewish media have for us!
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>>35920392
because the word viral comes from actual viruses which Ebola is, "going viral" is redundant
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>>35917909
Aren't we already a den of pedophiles, murderers and hackers?
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>>35920020

Ah, I see you poster her friend by mistake. It happens.
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Can someone draw an older ebola-chan riding a horse looking stern, lonely and worried... wider wings... hair in a pony tail instead of twin pigtails.
World weary from all the pain, death and suffering she has caused.
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15 mins till mass fap time
>>35920895
this
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>>35920624
>posting worst 2hu
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>Ebola-Chan is Pestilence
>ISIS is War
Who are Death and Famine?
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>>35920895
>not satisfied and content that all now know her love, like a mother looking out over her children playing in the yard
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>>35921038
they'll come soon enough
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>>35921014
Only the strongest can save us.
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I never though I'd be so totally alright with the idea of getting Ebola.
Good luck, Ebola-Chan!
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>>35918653
thx anon, the world needs to know love.
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>>35921038
Planned Parenthood and Monsanto
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This is 12 monkeys ,happening IRL
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>>35920392
Because that pun was pretty boring. Make it edgier or more stupid, anon.
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>>35914023
GO to your drug store / pharmacy and look for diabetes testing strips.

Sterilize a sewing needle. Prick yourself and allow the blood to collect.

Don't forget to clean the wound afterward.
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>>35919873
>>35919950
>>35920020
>>35920624
>>35919717
>>35919615
>>35919397
when did jp join us?
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>>35921041
Ebola-Chan isn't evil, that is the thing... she is an innocent that doesn't realize she is a monster, when she grows to adulthood she will look back and be mournful.
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>>35919510
Well, not better so much.

Because a whole lot of people would die and it would spill over into Paki land (yes, I meant Great Britain) and from there to the rest of the world.

Feels bad man.
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>>35921228
Why is she so fat?
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>>35921076
Not on my watch

GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN
THANK YOU EBOLA CHAN
I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN
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>>35921283
So you can plow her while she reads.
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>>35921183
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5 minutes
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>>35917867
DEATH TO THE FALSE IDOL

THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD, AND THAT GOD IS EBOLA CHAN

GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN

I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN
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Mass fap very soon, please post lewds to help out loyal devotees.
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>>35921228
When you summoned a cute girl to cleanse the world.
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>>35915001
Except that most of the people are normalfags and fap to >>35915592 and the cowtits picture.
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>>35921466
So, is it alright to fap to something else and finish to Ebola-chan?
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>>35921511

>>35915592 is still loli. cowtits is disgusting though
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>>35912577
Yes it does. Have you seen how filthy the Ganges River is? IF this makes it to India it will go through there like shit from a goose.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxIsg_eSSvU

You guys are a crazy.
I love you all.
.
And I love you Ebola-chan.
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>>35921542
if you are normal and want to actually give cum energy yes
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>>35921542
No, of course not. All energy needs to go to Ebola-Chan.
Why do you want to cheat on your goddess?
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>>35921542
i guess so, but you should devote yourself to ebola-chan
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>>35921601
That's not loli, that's petite, you fucking idiot.
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THREAD REMINDER THAT ALL OF THIS "JERK IT FOR OUR GODDESS-QUEEN AT XXGMT" SHIT IS NOTHING MORE THAN A FAGGOT AND HIS MUTUAL MASTURBATION FETISH

IT IS NOT A DEATH CULT
IT IS NOT BLACK MAGIC
IT IS HOMOSEXUALITY
IF YOU PARTICIPATE, YOU ARE GAY
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How old is Ebola Chan in chinese cartoons age?
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>>35921232
when we are gone our fair loli ,know that we still love you ,and if we had the chance we would have summoned you again.

Don't mourn

Ebola-Chan did nothing wrong.
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>>35921687
500 years old. Immortal loli best loli.
>>35921601
Check the height.
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>>35919471
could be both
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>>35921687
She was born in 1976 so she is 38
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>>35921627
remember that every fucking indian and their cousin swims in that river and washes in it/goes to the toilet in it, it has to be the most disgusting river in the world.
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>>35915592
On a hill far away stood ebola chan The emblem of suff’ring and shame; And I love that ebola chan with the dearest and best For a world of lost sinners was slain. Refrain: So I’ll cherish the ebola chan, Till my trophies at last I lay down; I will cling to ebola chan, And exchange it some day for a crown. Oh, ebola chan, so despised by the world, Has a wondrous attraction for me; For the dear ebola chan left Her glory above To bear it to dark Africa.. In ebola chan, stained with blood so divine, A wondrous beauty I see, For ’twas on that africa suffered and died, To pardon and sanctify me. To the ebol chqn I will ever be true; Its shame and reproach gladly bear; Then She’ll call me some day to my home far away, Where Her glory forever I’ll share.
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>>35921682
I love you Ebola Chan, please share your love with this anon
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>>35921770
>>35921816
no I mean how old is she drawn to look?
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>>35921891
Are you new to 2D?
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I also had a dream few days ago, didn't think much about it at the time, It was about a computer virus mutating to a biological virus.
Wiping out every one on earth

Now it makes perfect sense.
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>>35921891
There is no consistency on that point. Some people draw her as a loli, but others depict her as a late-teens to early-twenties style.
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>>35913496
>dat david star and ebola-chan in the background
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>>35921891
21 or older, obviously
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>>35921891
atm she is drawn to be around about 12/13.
I want to see a 20 something ebola-chan, world hardened by the deaths she caused.
Like, the character is nothing but edgyness and needs to be fleshed out.
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>>35921973
Lo, the dreamer had a vision; a vision of things to come, of things that shall and will be.
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>>35921232
But she dun nuffin rong!
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>>35922226
an 18 year old ebola who is battle hardened and tomboyish

ebola-kun

yes
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>>35919295
>>35919567

yeah but the jews took it of jewtube instantly
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This is a good mood music to this thread.

Dethklok - Burn the Earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcLzn5-Vxj0
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>>35912577

Yes at the India /Pakistan border. For fairness,
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>>35921627
just looking at that pic made me gag. I feel like vomiting.

why don't they clean that shit up?
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>>35922301
of course not, she is just a young girl looking for friends and has no idea of what she is.
as she grows older and more powerful, she realizes and is mournful.
actively avoiding people but often times causing death anyway, spends most nights crying to herself.
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>>35922346
No, she'd be exactly the same amount of cuteness, not edgy, but covered in even more blood.
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>>35922514
it's holy I guess
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>>35921974
>she was born as a meme on /pol/
>she grew from an infant to loli and currently becoming a teen and going airborne in the process.
>soon she will be growing as the deaths are increasing.
>she will mature when the last person on earth is dead.
>her loyal followers will shed their mortal shell and become God-like .
>Ebola chan will remain on planet earth for eternity,preventing inhabitance of earth.
>ebola chan is now the protector of earth.
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>>35922226
It makes sense that we should draw her a little older now. The more people she kills, the more she grows up.

By the time she makes it out of Africa, she'll be a perfect goddess in the style of the classical statues of Ishtar.
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>>35920009
>There were probably a few people in that flight who had it but were still in the incubation period, and therefore, were let go, to becoming ticking ebola timebombs
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>>35922531
No, Ebola-chan won't be sad. We'll all be her friends, even if it kills us.
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>>35922555
there is nothing edgy about tomboys, if you dare to spout such drivel here again i will report you. dont ever speak to me again unless with love.
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>>35922644
don't you think that would make her sad, all her friends die all the time and she looks back and realizes it was because of her?
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>>35919312
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Sacrifap completed.
These things are really draining me, much more than regular faps.
I love you, Ebola-Chan!
Good luck, Ebola-Chan!
Thank you, Ebola-Chan!
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>>35922580

EBOLA CHAN IS LOVE
EBOLA CHAN IS DEATH
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>>35914991
btw if there was ebola death cult i woult totally join it
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>>35922721
she might be a little sad, but I don't think she'd be depressed. She's done a great deed after all, and I'm sure the other horsemen will be her friends
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>>35913768

I lost it at Texas fedora.

Fucking gold.
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>>35922797

welcome to /pol/
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>>35922721
No, of course not. We'll all join her after we die in her arms, or ascend with her. We'll be with her forever.
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>>35919777
>777
&o is now shorthand for ebola
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>>35922756
>These things are really draining me, much more than regular faps.
Same here, I felt unusually tired yesterday morning. I hope that means it's working
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>>35922797
This is an Ebola death cult, enjoy your stay.
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How do we help Ebola?
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>>35912577
>Does Ebola have a shot at reaching India, /pol/?
It will reach farther than that.
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>>35922916
Pilgrimage to Liberia/any other infected country, then a second pilgrimage after that to India/China.
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>>35921682

If we all worship ebolachan enough eventually the mainstream media will catch on and so will africans and they will be even more scared of westerners and run away from medical aid and ebola will spread even more so, so it works, ebolachan is the only religion or magic that works, and you're a nigger lover if you don't jerk off to ebolachan.
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>>35922886
>>35922756
Funny, I feel invigorated afterwards.
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>>35922881
THIS


&o
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>>35922924
india is a great step, though. It'll spread like wildfire there.
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>>35922756
Me too. I feel so drained. I think this is working. I found myself saying "I love you Ebola-chan" several times today and realized I was saying it out loud and that I don't remember thinking about it. I got a few strange looks too.
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>>35922886

She takes all our sweet energy. This means the creation of the egregore has worked, and it is now self running...

EBOLA CHAN IS LOVE
EBOLA CHAN IS DEATH
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>>35922977
>77
holy shit dubs
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>>35922580
She's a demon, an egregore.
She has no set look. A loli demon can still be just as powerful.
Actually, seeing as she is created and maintained by our belive in her (and thus, our individual ideas of her look) chances are she either has shapeshifting abilities or appears diffrent to each one of us.

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/user/Padoga/profile
Think I should commission this indivdual?
My other person of choice is still on another commssion of mine. For 5 weeks now.
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>>35922916
>make shrine
>participate in Sacrifaps
>sacrifice blood and pledge allegiance
Anything and everything you can do.
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>>35922886
You are giving her power.
that's why you feel drained.

Eat more,sleep good.

fap
????
PROFIT
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>>35922977
>77
&o
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>>35916331
You know nothing of viruses or pandemics, do you?
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>>35922976
mentally I'm feeling great, better than ever. Physically I'm just a bit tired, but that's not going to stop me
>>35923018
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN
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>>35923030
she's not a demon, she's an angel. an angel of pestilence.
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>>35922976
It's more pleasurable than normal faps for sure.
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Guys I fixed that image with the massive porn tits, it's still a legal older ebola-chan just her boobs didn't get as big.

Any way...

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
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>>35922721
But her true friends would never die, anon...

Their bond would grow stronger every day.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5odC9PvBzFA
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>>35923030
Ehhh, sure. He'd probably be glad to take any commission right now and there's a lack of Ebola-chan porn, so do it.
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>>35923214
much better, thank you
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>>35923214
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>>35922797
Welcome to the 4chan /pol/ Nazi Occult Ebola Death Cult.

Stick around. Watch the fun. Join in and watch the nigger bodies drop.

I hope this goes worldwide. This world needs an enima and Ebola-chan my lovely sweet Ebola Chan is going to help take out the trash.
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>>35922976
>Funny, I feel invigorated afterwards.
Do you feel growing stronger after every ejaculation?
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>>35919312
There are no breaks on this train my freind.
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>>35923214
>not fixing the version of that pic with the virus tendrils on her hair
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>>35923214
>no ebola strands
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>>35923214
Better but her nipples are a bit too small
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>>35922976
>invigorated

She makes us stronger!
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>>35922994
The barriers are weakening between the inner and the outer.


THE END is near

GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN
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>>35912577
yes, and of being very deadly
>low healthcare
>low sanitary conditions
>not the best goverment
>under educated civilians
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>>35923214
You are doing Nurgle's work, anon.
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>>35923214
viral/10
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>>35921466
this is hot. i am literally fapping right now!
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>>35913768
>dissing texan fedoras
>Sucking that much cock
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>>35923270
see pic related.
Also, see the article
>>35916857
Anyway, Heil Ebola-Chan.
And, in this case less ironially, Sieg Geil
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>>35923302
>nipples are a bit too small

There's no such thing as too small, delicious flat chests are delicious flat chests.
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>>35923027
HAIL &o

HITLER WAS A PUSSY
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>>35922886
No other character I've fapped to has left me exhausted like this, I've found myself heavily breathing through my mouth, something I almost never do.
It's working, brothers.
I LOVE YOU, EBOLA-CHAN!
THANK YOU, EBOLA-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK, EBOLA-CHAN!
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>>35923344
imagine it in America, with a fastfood slave worker as patient zero
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The problem is: If the world declared war on Ebola-chan (I am looking at you 'muh 3000 guys' Obongo) It could be really contained. What do you think. Will this get Ebola-chan contained?


>inb4 Love knows no borders
>inb4 but our fappening!
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someone should shop etna into ebolachan
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>>35923299
working on it, I'll take another image and just work into them for speed.
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Reminder that the president of Nigenria is called Goodluck Ebele.
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>>35922531
No, she kills people to sustain herself, all the while putting on a great big Kawaii smile, as she goes on, the more blood covers her outfit.

She doesn't understand what she's doing is wrong because she's a doom virus we summoned from our pants.

However, she can talk to the skulls of her victims.

>what's that anon-kun?

>it's happening?
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>>35923543
>Will this get Ebola-chan contained?
>Ebola-chan gets thrown into a prison and raped by scientists for hundred of years or so before being released and growing stronger
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>>35923543
It's too late to contain it. Obongo should have thought of that when it reached the 1,000 cases mark.
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>>35923233
You are still afraid to shed that hollow shell , that keeps you bound to fast-food shops and toilets?

Is this freedom?!
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>>35923030
>shapeshifting abilities

wouldn't be to bad for a deadly virus
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>>35923570
>Ebele Jonathan
>Ebola Jon
>Ebola Chon
>Ebola-Chan

GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN
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>>35923543
It's a concern, yes. I just hope Ebola-chan manages to spread beyond africa and into asia. Then it'll be much more likely to get into europe and america
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>>35923543
>Obongo sends 3000 white men
>Africans do not trust them and revolt
>the ensuing carnage ends with many of the Americans dead or infected
>Ebola-Chan grows stronger
>she spreads her wings and takes off for India
She can't be stopped.
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>>35923543
>obongo sends 3000 guys
>1 of them is a /pol/ack
>purposefully gets ebola
>spreads it to the other 3000 guys
>spreads it among the locals
>locals start actively fighting foreigners
>ebola chan stronger than ever
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>>35923462
Ebola lovers forget something.

Each infection gives Ebola over a trillion chances at mutation.
There are over a billion niggers in Africa. Ebola will have an unprecedented chance at mutation as it crawls across the continent.

It will almost definitely become airborne.
Then it will infect every country, everywhere...exactly like the common cold, only 80% fatal.

The longer this epidemic lasts, the larger it grows...the closer to death we all move.
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>>35923653
The only way Obongo could possibly hope to end the spread is if he orders the complete annihilation of West Africa, which would also be a good thing, despite Ebola-chan getting destroyed by radiation.

Though, that would still leave Ebola-chan's twin sister Ebola-Zaire to wreck havoc on the other parts of Africa.
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>>35923570

>Goodluck Ebele
>Goodluck Ebola

Was this meant to be?
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>>35919312
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>>35923757
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>>35923838
Well shit, I guess I chose the wrong time to join the Navy, unless Pandemic 2 is right and everyone on a ship gets to sail around in the ocean forever due to all the ports being closed.
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>>35923653
I think it could still work. Those guys we send there are medical specialist. They know their stuff.

Add to the mix some leathernecks to establish law and order and you have a good chance.

At the end America saves the day.
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>>35923543
At a certain point once it's out there,it will take a life of it's own.
at this point ,she does not depend on feeding.
she will take all the energy she needs from the ether.

Nothing the world or us,can do now.
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>>35923841
Well that's true, but the only thing standing between any hope for possible containment and a terrifying organ liquifying virus is "muh afrikun chillens"
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>>35923237
Shit, that's really catchy.
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>>35923831
That's another thing, this is developing into a serious cult.
>/pol/ack literally worships Ebola
>someone tries to contain his goddess
>/pol/ack goes Postal to free her
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>>35920009
>tested negative

crisis averted
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>>35923831
>1 of them is a /pol/ack
>a /pol/ack
>/pol/
>mfw
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>>35923838
Unless you move North.
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>>35920009

>mfw
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>>35923841
if africa gets BTFO by nukes people are going to go apeshit. Even if Obango does this, there'll be riots and other shenanigans for sure
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>>35923991
I think you mean "prolongs the suffering of a doomed race."
Ebola-Chan will deliver us from this nightmare.
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>>35924182
>Humanity never colonized alien planets and traveled through the stars
This is why aliens don't exist; they all keep destroying themselves.
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>>35923991
>implying that a few hundred camo jockeys will be able to keep themselves from getting infected with ebola from thousands of angry rioting coon bags
>implying just because you're a "medical specialist" means you're automatically immune to infectious diseases and gives you the magical ability to contain exponential outbreaks

Hey man I don't want this to happen either, but things aren't looking so good right now.
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>>35924314
We're far too stupid to get off Earth, our race was never going to have a happy ending.
But we can, if we let Ebola-Chan wrap her loving arms around us all.
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>>35924134

http://www.phac-aspc.gc.ca/lab-bio/res/psds-ftss/ebola-eng.php

SURVIVAL OUTSIDE HOST: Filoviruses have been reported capable to survive for weeks in blood and can also survive on contaminated surfaces, particularly at low temperatures (4°C) Footnote 52 Footnote 61. One study could not recover any Ebolavirus from experimentally contaminated surfaces (plastic, metal or glass) at room temperature Footnote 61. In another study, Ebolavirus dried onto glass, polymeric silicone rubber, or painted aluminum alloy is able to survive in the dark for several hours under ambient conditions (between 20 and 250C and 30–40% relative humidity) (amount of virus reduced to 37% after 15.4 hours), but is less stable than some other viral hemorrhagic fevers (Lassa) Footnote 53. When dried in tissue culture media onto glass and stored at 4 °C, Zaire ebolavirus survived for over 50 days Footnote 61.

>ID50 of 1-10
>Viable on surfaces for a short period of time down to 4C

If there's going to be an end-times plague, this is it.
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We ask you great &o to have a higher and more subtle incubation period so that more plebs get infected and your love travels further.

I ask you to be gentle at first ,and then project your love full force on the population.
May your wings carry you swiftly,may your love makes all bleed for you.

WE LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN
&o
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>>35924496
And under 4C it remains indefinitely
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>>35924535
Praise &o!
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>>35923299
Added the strands, praise ebola-chan.
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>>35924496
Humanity was getting boring anyway.
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>>35915346

that's not even counting Liberia. they gave up in liberia.
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>>35921014

Fuck off, you stinky-pitted lesbian.
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>>35921246

>2 billion people go to war

>not cause for celebration

Even if they use nukes, it's all for the better.
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>>35924535
>longer incubation
>longer hair
>many threads of hair.
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>>35923545
now that is hot. Would fap to that too!
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>>35924727
The Nigerians seem to hate the Liberians, and blame them for the spread of Ebola.

A man was singing the song "Liberian Girl" by Michael Jackson, and an angry mob nearly killed him before the police arrived.
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>>35923838
Ebola might mutate, but love doesn't change
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>>35924792
The happening of this would be more I can imagine
>mfw
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>jp, /a/utists and just about every board visits these threads
This is truly something beautiful
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>>35923956
hope you don't get seasick
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Let's take roll call.

/x/ here.
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>>35925061
/pol//lgbt/ here
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>>35925061
0/10
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>>35925061
/x/ and /pol/ here
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>>35925061
/jp/ and /pol/ here
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>>35925061
/tg/ here.

lately i visit my homeboard less and less
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This is like watching Fantasy Football.

Run up the score lil darlin'

RUN UP THE SCORE!

I love you Ebola-Chan!
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>>35925061
/pol//a//v//k/ here.
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>>35925061
/b/ and /v/ here
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/fit/ here, I love Ebola Chan
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>>35925061
/tg/ reporting in
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>>35925061
/y/lgbt/hm/
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>>35925061

/pol/k/a/ here.
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>>35925423
>/pol/k/a/

kekd
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>>35925061
/pol/, /ic/, /tg/. (only in the drawfag thread at the moment still learning to participate in quests) plus /tv/.
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>>35925061
/a/vg/ here.
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/mu/ /x/ here
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>>35925423
>/pol/k/a/
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>>35924424
We're already off the Earth.

The important thing to remember is that everything you think you know, is wrong.
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>>35925061
Vagabond here.
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>>35925395
I don't get this image.
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>>35925061
/pol/ here, nigger.
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>>35925819
This. Most people don't even realize how far we have gone. All that information is kept quiet.

So realize while we are playing bullshit games on earth space is already colonized.
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>>35915450
Nope! It manifests and you become a carrier.
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>>35926030
/pol/ here, too.
Exclusivity is purity.
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>>35925977
look at the dog.
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>>35925977
Well the dog rolled a nat 20 on a bluff check. What did you exect?
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>>35924730
>>35921014
Don't know shit aboot 2hu but this is by far best song and 2hu looks pretty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIZ12EQ2SFg
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>>35925152
>>35925176
>>35925239
>>35925265
>>35925284
>>35925387
>>35925395
>>35925359
>>35925416
>>35925581
>>35925598
So pretty much everyone who matters, and /lgbt/
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>>35926094
...
space is either already colonized or the moon landings were a hoax because radiation.
which one is it?
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>>35926203
We're on 4chan. No one matters.
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I made a thing
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>>35926203
pretty much
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>>35924686
Make longer strands for longer incubation, also make more long strands


captch : ittlness now
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>>35925819
>everything you think you know, is wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KThlYHfIVa8
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>>35926287
that's a nice thing you made
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>>35926287
That's a cute thing
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>>35926203
dats mean yo
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>>35926460
it' true though. When was the last time /lgbt/ did anything other than complain about >tfw no bf
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>>35925061
/fit/ here
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>>35925061

tumblr here
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>>35926211
There are bases on the moon, and on Mars.
FTL travel is a reality, as are certain of the aliens you've heard of. There are no off-world colonies of humans, but humans are off-world and have been for centuries.
The physics you are being taught in schools and colleges & universities is functional to a degree, but inherently wrong.

We have no political dealings with EBEs because they don't see us as important enough to have such dealings with, but they can be contacted on trivial matters (trivial to them) and will sometimes respond.
Humans are considered primitive, but our rate of advance is considered quite fast.

The galaxy is already populated. Few inhabitable worlds are not already inhabited, and many civilizations have come and gone on a galactic scale.

You are not privy to any of this, as those allowed to know this have created a virtual "second civilization" within the general civilization, and are exclusive about who they allow in.
Nothing is kept secret any longer, they depend on misinformation to keep the waters so muddied you'll never really know the truth.

I could tell you the truth, right here in this thread, out in the open, and you will not believe it.
In fact, I already have.
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>>35927091
so /v/?
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>>35925061
/pol/ /x/ /v/ here
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>>35926880
yes you are :)
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http://babymetal.net/babymetal-translation/megitsune/
this song fits incredibly well with the story of ebola-chan when you read the lyrics
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>>35927143

that would explain so much
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>>35921076
>>35921301
has best song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIZ12EQ2SFg
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>>35912577

Let's hope so.

Good luck, Ebola-Chan! May your love spread out to the furthest reaches of earth!
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>>35927645
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIZ12EQ2SFg
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>>35927645
I like this one more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wEHo_uUgZ0
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>>35927645
>>35927867

God damn fucking...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_ctBy7syMk
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>>35925061
/int/ /an/ and lately /pol/ and /a/

used to /co/ and /sci/ a long time ago
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>>35927143

Every time I get angry about this I remember how stupid the average person is

And then I just laugh
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everyone should be listening to this >>35923237
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>>35927998
DIVERSITY IS TRULY OUR GREATEST STRENGTH
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Strawpoll time, how will you deal with &o's arrival?
http://strawpoll.me/2590471
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>>35927143
If this is true give an rundown on how the energy generation for FTL, planet to space transportation works and runs.

Any diagrams or basic instructions on how to build and control the system is sufficient. With a working prototype we can back fill the understanding and break out faster than most would expect.

Also, just for shits and giggles, give layout on how to avoid interstellar degradation due to stellar impacts. Is the energy generation sufficient to also power some sort of shield, they use exotic materials as physical shielding, or is that shit overblown and don't mater.

With these two things I can get us off this planet and get our resource collection systems up and running faster than anyone would expect. So deliver faggot. Prove it.
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>>>35920260
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>>35928092
>I'll go out of my way to get the disease, I want to feel &o's tender embrace
why would people vote for anything other than this?
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