guys i think /pol/ is about to be on the news. some thread that just 404'd saw some /pol/acks discussing ebola in detail, down to the genome, and then it 404'd out of nowhere
taking votes for how long it will be until we are in the news for worshiping ebola
Trips does not lie
>how long it will be until we are in the news for worshiping ebola
>newstation talk shit about "4chans ebola-chan deathcult"
>Some glorious bastard calls slander of his religious believes
>tfw when the world sees that many people wish for mass death and that there lives have absolutely no value at all
I cant what Eola-chan to take over all lands
Reddit constantly steals shit from 4chan, and since the media can't even begin to understand what the fuck goes on here, they would rather get the watered down version from Reddit and claim that as their source.
I mean, think about being a reporter and trying to fucking lurk 4chan for the first time to write an article.
>It isn't like I want /pol/ known for starting doomsday
when did we give Africa Ebola? can you even make people sick over the interwebs?
Hey, if they're going to call us a death cult, let's actually become one.
HAIL Ebola-chan and her cleansing influence!
HAIL the coming of the blood moon, second of the Tetrad that heralds the coming of the Decimation of Man!
HAIL the fever and rot!
So, what exactly triggered it?
Detailed discussion on how to weaponize Ebola-chan?
Bretty cool if IShit vaporized some meatshake over Mecca in the coming weeks, for example.
>when did we give Africa Ebola? can you even make people sick over the interwebs?
/x/ is convinced we raised an ebola-demon-egregore thing.
Seriously, we haven't got enough connection between Ebola-chan and the blood moon phenomenon. There's four of them happening in the span of two years (called a tetrad, which is ominous and badass), and the first occurred within a month of the outbreak's start.
Seriously, we need art for this.
>mfw if this is true
add all this damage control, and shit might be getting out of hand more than we know
Yep. That's why the post does not get deleted until the cooldown is up.
It's the poster that deletes it themselves.
This post will not be deleted.
Things already got out of hand. We're talking about Africa where sanitation is absent. Those people still die of malaria, just so we're clear.
They are too poor, too dirty and too stupid to protect themselves and no amount of donations, awareness, and volunteers will help them.
its the RNA code for Ebola I guess if you send it to some lab they will make it or something but some how I doubt any one has money for that but it dose not matter Ebola is on it way no stopping it now
better start making some massive paste-bins on this shit
>Yep. That's why the post does not get deleted until the cooldown is up.
Or the poster is trying to get everyone to visit it because they went there to get the code to synthesize it themselves and don't want to get v& before they complete their epic may may.
>I doubt any one has money for that
Not that I'd suggest it and I think you'd be retarded to try - but that's a pretty short sequence, you could probably have a few trillion copies synthesized for $10 - assuming they didn't search for it first and have you v& for being a fucktard.
>not the highly infectious super dangerous strain on the market today
Cool story, bro.
It's a similar strain. You may want to look up the history of ebola outbreaks. The 1976 one was the first ebola outbreak ever documented. (because niggers still haven't invented reading and writing).
It's the same type of ebola, but it's a different strain. The one we're seeing make the works now is different, very subtly, but subtly enough to be the reason why the 1976 burnt itself out before reaching more than 2000 dead, and this one is going to see hundreds of thousands, millions, maybe billions dead.
There's a difference in human-human transmission ability.
and click through the FASTA link near the top left of the page
I think it's trolling and self-deleting, too ... but I promise I'm not the one that will delete this post if it vanishes.
>Oh dog, that whole article
My sides are obliterated.
feel free to serve that up in sauce (santorum leaking out of your ass is not sauce)
and, BTW, I was just posting screen caps of the page for the link that was getting deleted
no need to lecture me or read more into it than that
Can some kind drawfags take Saikano arts and turn them into our Glorious Angel of Weaponized Ebola-chan?
I think that would be highly appropriate.
>From my experience /pol/ is the 4chan board with the lowest average I.Q; just saying this after seeing some of the comments in this thread.
Nobody who actually browsed 4chan would come to this conclusion.
Is this your first adventure outside of /b/ and /tv/mblr?
>making sweeping generalizations on the intelligence of a whole board, using a few posts in a single thread.
Don't think we're the stupid ones, Shlomo.
Good luck Ebola-Chan, for your sake my friend.
Are you familiar with the Zaire strain? It was previously the most deadly.
Have you even read The Hot Zone?
>a handful of /pol/acks and weeaboos fapping and meme-spouting have more spiritual impact than priests, religious leaders, the Pope and the religious portion of the world praying for halting Ebola spread
There's only one explanation...
i love you Ebolachan
there is no god but Ebolachan
she will spread her sweet pestilence covered
love from sea to bloody sea
devouring non believers who bare witness to false idols
Something in town
Oh yeah the news
I said something in town
Ebola in town
Don't touch your friend!
No eating something
Ebola in town
Don't touch your friend!
No eating something
I woke up in the morning
I started hearing people dem yelling
"Da what thing happen? What thing happen? Ma peekin' what thing?"
They sit down grab me
They say something in town
Is this what you are talking about? Is there more?
There is a /pol/ archive. Do you remember any key phrases from that thread?
>read about this last night in a different ebola-chan thread
>go to sleep
>have a dream that the gates to Hell are opening up
I have a bad f-feeling g-guys
>Africans blame the spread of ebola on some conspiracy by Western nations to kill them
>mfw they are right
I need more Ebola-chan porn
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!!
>All this time I thought Ebola-chan was a joke
>I thought Ebola-chan was a joke.
>Ebola-chan was a joke
>was a joke
A joke that kills millions of people.
Now you understand Anonymous.
Some men just want to watch the world burn faggot.
Guys, guys the perfect weapon:
3D Bioweapon printers.
Create 3D Bioweapon printer
Ship to Africa
Claim the printer prints useful stuff and show it printing useful stuff
Printer has closed source software with the ability to print bioweapons like ebola
Printer starts printing bioweapon (in this case Ebola chan) in the middle of the night
Everyone is sleeping while Ebola chan rises
>When asked to comment, 4chan founder moot simply replied, they did it for the lulz
So Hitler was right, Nazis were smarter than everyone, millhouse is not a meme, Britain is irrelevant but thinks UKIP will make them relevant again, Ebola is life, Ebola Chan is love,, Rediit is a sht, niggers gonna nig, slavs squat, Furries and MLP are degeneracy that should be hated in public and cuddle next to best marshmallow in private
Dragon dildoes mandatory
Good job, you posted a screen of a page that is widely available to the public. We wouldn't have made it without you!
I find it weird that there hasn't been any voluntary biological suicide bombers yet.
I mean, they go to (Generic patch of nigger clay) Get sum dat Ebola, go back, and spread it around in Malmö, causing mass panic, riots and containment palisades around the city, causing floods of sandniggers to die in the process- And if any were to get outside of the zone, they'd probably get shot in the face.
>there hasn't been any biological suicide bombers
Do you think the media would ever report on this? All of their talking points come directly from the associated press, and from there, the state department. Another plane would just disappear and bury the story. It could already be happening with all these mysterious quarantines and such.
>... where thousands have already pledged to serve the pestilence, laughing in maniacal glee as the world around them slowly begins to crumble...
I have family in a rural area that saw pre-vietnam chemical tests, etc. A lot of people in the area feigned illnesses in order to get added to some kind of reparations case. I don't think it did much really.
No. Nothing we can do about medical history. A lot of bad tests had to be done before we had any real concept of what goes on inside the body.
I think they were only spraying Agent Orange in the woods somewhere. In this case it wasn't direct testing of people, more foliage and animals.
My god is there anything that 4chan can't twist into a ridiculous meme?
Is a winter evil when it clears away the old growth to make way for the fresh start of spring? Ebola is just one of the Plague Lords blessing that he has given to man to wipe out that which must make way for the new.
>mfw OP is interviewed and is addressed as 4chan ok the news
"So Mr 4chan tell us why 4chan seems to be a death cult that is only interested in destruction, what message are you sending to the youth in this country and what does this have to do with flight mh370?"
We are summoning demonic entities to hasten the spread of Ebola. Want to join our death cult?
>What sacrifice would be appropriate?
Blood and cum.
Cut your finger and jerk off with the blood to her image. Light a couple of candles if it gets you into the demon worshipping mood. Post bloody and cum covered screen or printout. Challenge your friends to do the same.
>/x/ is convinced we raised an ebola-demon-egregore thing.
No TG did.
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>'his emblem was a cock'
>'Nergal actually seems to be in part a solar deity, sometimes identified with Shamash, but only a representative of a certain phase of the sun. Portrayed in hymns and myths as a god of war and pestilence, Nergal seems to represent the sun of noontime and of the summer solstice that brings destruction, high summer being the dead season in the Mesopotamian annual cycle.'
IA IA NIRGAL
>When the Ebola outbreak of 2014 first started, called "The Great Red Plague" by historians, a death cult appeared around the same time that created an avatar out of it dubbed "Ebola-chan".
>At first this was seen as a hoax, but discoveries of ancient mainframes by computer archaeologists discovered that this first sprang up from an image board called "4chun".
>They also discovered many images of an another ancient creature dubbed "The Merchant", that was also believed to have been a mythical beast that ate the blood of "Goyim" and stole a substance called "Shekels".
>How do I get antibiotics to make me immune I Ebola?
worship father nurgle.
SPREAD EBOLA-CHAN'S LOVE WORLDWIDE!
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
is it possible the patients actually died and the government it just saying we have the miracle cure to keep us all calm?
I really don't think the ebolachan thing is any more significant than crap like slenderman being used in fake crime stories.
Just curious though, anybody else noticed what's in my screenshot? OCSP error on first visit to 4chan, refresh and goes away. Clock not set wrong on PC. What's this about?
Just CDN problems or something else?
Shows up on first visit a few times a day, like I said, refresh makes it go away
Yes, that's very possible, but keep in mind that Ebola-Chan only kills about half of the people she infects, and those don't have access to top of the line hospitals. It's more likely than not that they survived.
I saw one on the news talking about being sick and the drug they took. I don't think ebola is too hard to cure it's just that non-nigger countries never had to deal with it, thus no cure.
Should we sacrifice the one's who've lived through Ebola chan's grace through medicinal purposes?
Only Ebola chan will pick who is worthy to survive her love, not some degenerates attempting to halt it.
Ebola-Chan picks us... Not the other way round...
God's Speed Ebola Chan.....
He/she could have just made it up. I'm looking right now but, considering the reaction, I wouldn't be suprised if OP is just one of those trolls who says "omg, a thread about x just got deleted right after it started talking about y"
The EU must be destroyed, berlin must burn, and Moscow must be nuked.
yes, they both of the americans that were the first to be treated here have been on video since they were released.
of course it is entirely possible that they were actors from the beginning.
we have many things that those countries in africa lack, such as i.v. fluids and air conditioning. Two things you really want to have when you get a fever. and those are just two.
If its this thread >>35747420
then it makes sense:
>post information, links, and tactics to actually acquire and possibly mutate a deadly virus
>Act surprised when some mod deletes the thread
Yeah, that may not be enough information to actually do something but its much more dangerous than it looks. By telling the world what first steps they should take to doing something bad (i.e. causing people to actually initiate the process), people might actually start going down that road and some of them might be smarter than others. Lets be honest: the average redneck doesn't know shit about chemistry yet thousands of them run meth labs because they were given the first steps and knew what questions to ask.
Also, any company that replicates DNA or RNA is going to know exactly what they're making. They have databases and it'd be stupid for them NOT TO double check that you're not trying to get them to synthesize Anthrax or Smallpox.
Also, if you want to mutate ebola, just buy the equiptment online. I don't know what all you'd need but I'm guessing that you'll need a DNA synthesizer (~500 on Ebay), the setup to grow bacteria host cells, and a gene gun (biolistic particle delivery system) which I can't find on Ebay.
However, if you want to grow Ebola, then don't be an American because we don't need that shit here.
As someone who has been browsing 4chan for years, I will confidently say that this website is full of fucking idiots who think the guy next to him is the idiot. This place is such a goddamn headache for me, and I can't fucking leave. Goddamnit you fucks.
>Be away for a year or so
>come back to check out my /x/ and /new/
>You people are literally performing a mass sex-magick/blood-offering ritual to spread a pandemic
You have LITERALLY. NO. IDEA. what you are doing here!! I cannot fathom a word profound enough to convey what madmen you are. You haven't even been duped, you're doing it of your own volition!!!
Couldn't you have done such a ritual for literally any other kind of happening? Any other kind of great work? With enough focused energy like this you could raise a fourth reich, or end pax americana or anything else but this! This is too indiscriminate a great work, and you are dealing with powers all too willing to take this energy and turn it upon you in kind.
You must stop this at once!
>You haven't even been duped, you're doing it of your own volition!!!
Yup. It's time to break the seventh seal my friend.