ITS HAPPENING, WE ARE COMPROMISED

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>tfw Ebola-chan will get into the news

>>35728032
you'll cowards?

>>35728000
>in other news, a strange death cult that worships ebola
>are your children safe?
This is going to be glorious.

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>>35728000
Trips does not lie

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>>35728089
Lurk moar, fegget.

>>35728000
Watch as reddit steals the credit.

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this will be good

>inb4 it's racist because it's mostly affecting Africa atm

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>>35728089

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>>35728000
>>35728000
>>35728000
>>35728000


CONFIRMED. TRIPS.

>>35728132
You're a poet and don't even know it

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>>35728000
>how long it will be until we are in the news for worshiping ebola

>newstation talk shit about "4chans ebola-chan deathcult"
>Some glorious bastard calls slander of his religious believes

>>35728261
That's so jewish it just might oy vey.

>>35728000
>>35727805
New Thread!
>>35727805
>>35727805

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>>35728032
>tfw when the world sees that many people wish for mass death and that there lives have absolutely no value at all
I cant what Eola-chan to take over all lands

>>35728132
Reddit constantly steals shit from 4chan, and since the media can't even begin to understand what the fuck goes on here, they would rather get the watered down version from Reddit and claim that as their source.

I mean, think about being a reporter and trying to fucking lurk 4chan for the first time to write an article.

>>35728032
Tentaquil?

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>>35728177

>>35728132
I think they should take it then. It isn't like I want /pol/ known for starting doomsday. Don't you people know anything about misinformation?

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>MFW I SEE THIS ON TV

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>>35728378
>It isn't like I want /pol/ known for starting doomsday
when did we give Africa Ebola? can you even make people sick over the interwebs?

>>35728000
Was it this one? >>35727805

Take wing ebola-chan!
And don't forget to visit soon

Hey, if they're going to call us a death cult, let's actually become one.

HAIL Ebola-chan and her cleansing influence!
HAIL the coming of the blood moon, second of the Tetrad that heralds the coming of the Decimation of Man!
HAIL the fever and rot!
HAIL!

>>35728468
The one that 404'd is gone. Someone posted a link to Ebola genome & it 404'd instantly.

>>35728397
Welp, feds work fast today.

>>35728512
you know threads over 300 posts tend to do tht right?

>>35728537

I saw that post too. Spooky.

>>35728000
>>35728512
Bullshit.
The genome that was posted was a fucking wasp genome. Not ebola.

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>>35728541
That is what they want you to believe.

>>35728537
topkek, that's it. /pol/ is being monitored like /b/

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>>35728000

So, what exactly triggered it?

Detailed discussion on how to weaponize Ebola-chan?

Bretty cool if IShit vaporized some meatshake over Mecca in the coming weeks, for example.

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>>35728450
>when did we give Africa Ebola? can you even make people sick over the interwebs?
/x/ is convinced we raised an ebola-demon-egregore thing.

>>35728497
So pretty much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GLaV9aXQ7Y

>>35728000
Archive link?

>>35728497
In case you haven't noticed. /pol/ has been a death cult for a long time. Long before Ebola-chan came into being.

>>35728670
yes but it also has a Hitler cult and a Libertarian cult

>>35728663
Complete genome holy fuck. I found the link in my history.

>>35728125
lol

>>35728620
I'm not surprised. A thousand wizards can do some remarkable things.

>>35728497

Seriously, we haven't got enough connection between Ebola-chan and the blood moon phenomenon. There's four of them happening in the span of two years (called a tetrad, which is ominous and badass), and the first occurred within a month of the outbreak's start.

Seriously, we need art for this.

>>35728663
is this the link to getting v&?

>>35728663
Is this scripture?

>>35728754
Hint: Watch Venus in the stars and where it moves. You'll notice that it is also a harbinger of disease.

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>>35728762
>>35728757
>>35728703

>>35728663
>deleted

OH SHIT

>>35728754
>art
You mean infographic

>>35728789

But seriously, four blood moons coinciding with the largest Ebola outbreak in history.

How is this not getting more recognition?

>>35728855
>place marker in case feds delete post

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daily reminder

>>35728855

I'm going to laugh and laugh and laugh if this is deleted.

>>35728855
you gonna get v& son

>>35728899

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>le deleted post may-may

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/nuccore/10313991?report=fasta

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You guys are playing jokes...right?

>>35728978
What does it mean?

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>>35728893
>mfw if this is true

add all this damage control, and shit might be getting out of hand more than we know

>>35728942
Fek, i missed it, what id i miss?

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>>35728893

>>35728981
Yep. That's why the post does not get deleted until the cooldown is up.
It's the poster that deletes it themselves.

Proof.
This post will not be deleted.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/nuccore/10313991?report=fasta

>>35729001

>>35728978
>>35728981

Can someone explain what is so bad about the deleted link?

>>35729025
It's wasp DNA, people are trolling

>>35729025
Why don't you just open the link and see for yourself ;)

>>35729024

I guess i haven't been here for enough summers yet

thanks

>>35728988
Things already got out of hand. We're talking about Africa where sanitation is absent. Those people still die of malaria, just so we're clear.
They are too poor, too dirty and too stupid to protect themselves and no amount of donations, awareness, and volunteers will help them.

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>>35728757
>>35728762
>>35728806
>>35728890
>>35728899
>>35728981
>>35729022
>>35729023

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>>35729023
Fuck off

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>>35729025
its the RNA code for Ebola I guess if you send it to some lab they will make it or something but some how I doubt any one has money for that but it dose not matter Ebola is on it way no stopping it now

>>35728978
>>35728981
The fuck is even the point of deleting those? Are they worried someone is going to have it synthesized or something?

>>35729068
that's funny because I was recently stung by a wasp olny to go into anaphylactic shock.

I didn't know I was allergic.

So if this is Wasp or Ebola-chan dna, I'm equally fucked

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>>35729104

better start making some massive paste-bins on this shit

>>35729023

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>>35728000

>>35729130
They're trolling. The posters are deleting them themselves.

>>35729142
people get turned into wasps with this new enhanced ebola

>>35728981
dafuk, it is a sequence

>>35729022

Ah, I didn't think of that.

Thanks, man.

>>35729022
>Yep. That's why the post does not get deleted until the cooldown is up.
Or the poster is trying to get everyone to visit it because they went there to get the code to synthesize it themselves and don't want to get v& before they complete their epic may may.

>>35729104
This is the 1976 stain, ergo, not the highly infectious super dangerous strain on the market today.

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>>35729157

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>>35729168

>>35729171

Well what did you think it was?

>>35729123
>I doubt any one has money for that
Not that I'd suggest it and I think you'd be retarded to try - but that's a pretty short sequence, you could probably have a few trillion copies synthesized for $10 - assuming they didn't search for it first and have you v& for being a fucktard.

>>35729215
I was expecting a troll link like a 404 website not found.

>>35728564
What was the post? It got deleted

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>>35729206


>>35729189
>not the highly infectious super dangerous strain on the market today

Cool story, bro.

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>>35729252

>>35729068
>wasp
White Anglo-Saxon Protestant

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>>35729271

My work here is done.

>>35728000
shnanyone gonna go to verbig perism dingle pig diddy?

From my experience /pol/ is the 4chan board with the lowest average I.Q; just saying this after seeing some of the comments in this thread.

>>35729300
mayhaps your IQ is the inferior?

>>35729300
>IQ
>Intelligence

After 2008, seeing how this nation is being ran by people from Yale and Harvard, I doubt I have much to worry about.

>>35729252
It's a similar strain. You may want to look up the history of ebola outbreaks. The 1976 one was the first ebola outbreak ever documented. (because niggers still haven't invented reading and writing).
It's the same type of ebola, but it's a different strain. The one we're seeing make the works now is different, very subtly, but subtly enough to be the reason why the 1976 burnt itself out before reaching more than 2000 dead, and this one is going to see hundreds of thousands, millions, maybe billions dead.
There's a difference in human-human transmission ability.

>>35729099
I mean like 100k dead when they are lying about that shit. TOTAL FUCKING APOCALYPSE :D

GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN

>>35729159
>Nergal
eh, close enough

>>35729237

try:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/nuccore/10313991?report=graph

and click through the FASTA link near the top left of the page

I think it's trolling and self-deleting, too ... but I promise I'm not the one that will delete this post if it vanishes.

>>35729159
>Oh dog, that whole article
My sides are obliterated.
http://beforeitsnews.com/paranormal/2014/09/ebolachan-cult-of-ebola-workers-of-nergal-sickness-and-pestilence-shall-come-2475688.html

>>35728032
I ain't even mad
Ebola-chan will show us all the path to redemption or the path to decimation in good time

>>35729396
If HIV had done the fucking job we paid for, we wouldn't have to do this to the fucking nigs.

So glad I live in the woods.

>>35729396

feel free to serve that up in sauce (santorum leaking out of your ass is not sauce)

and, BTW, I was just posting screen caps of the page for the link that was getting deleted

no need to lecture me or read more into it than that

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>>35728612

Can some kind drawfags take Saikano arts and turn them into our Glorious Angel of Weaponized Ebola-chan?

I think that would be highly appropriate.

Sure are a lot of paranoid tinfoilfags on /pol/ today

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>>35729641

>>35729665
u wud now ;)

>>35729786
>>35729641
sorry, I'm not that good at editing yet

GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN!

>>35729665
honestly i think the entire collect of old /x/fags joined /pol/ to destroy the world with ebola chan.

>>35728981
CAN YOU GUYS FUCKING READ?
This is the ZAIRE strain for Ebola!
Not the Ebola strain we're seeing today.

Jesus fucking christ /pol/ loves to grasp at straws

>>35729300
>From my experience /pol/ is the 4chan board with the lowest average I.Q; just saying this after seeing some of the comments in this thread.

Nobody who actually browsed 4chan would come to this conclusion.

Is this your first adventure outside of /b/ and /tv/mblr?

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>>35728751
HA! wizadrs

>>35728378
Disinformation not misinformation

>>35728000
Can you give us the 4plebs archive link to the thread that you are writing about, OP?

Ebola is love
Ebola is life

Go fuck yourself huffington and slate!

>>35729300

>making sweeping generalizations on the intelligence of a whole board, using a few posts in a single thread.

Don't think we're the stupid ones, Shlomo.

Good luck Ebola-Chan, for your sake my friend.

>>35728125
GAS THE BIKES
RACE THE KIKES

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>>35733380
Are you familiar with the Zaire strain? It was previously the most deadly.

Have you even read The Hot Zone?

So basically free publicity, luring in new worshippers?

How are we compromised?

>>35728351
knights malta pls go

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>>35728751
underrated post

>>35728703
>>35728757
>>35728762


Why's the user suddenly gone..? What the fuck

>>35729271
>>35729252
>>35729206
>>35729157
>>35729296
so does this mean we can bake ebola

>>35738710
Working in healthcare currently. That book is terrifying and amazing at the same time

>>35728663 >>35728663 >>35728663 >>35728663 >>35728663 >>35728663 >>35728663 >>35728663 >>35728663 >>35728663 >>35728663 >>35728663

IT'S HAPPENING!

>>35742125

Pol does magic now, pol does magic now

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>>35728032
IT'S SPREADING

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>>35742853
>a handful of /pol/acks and weeaboos fapping and meme-spouting have more spiritual impact than priests, religious leaders, the Pope and the religious portion of the world praying for halting Ebola spread
There's only one explanation...

>>35728089
>you will cowards?

wut

Let the pestilence consume the weak and leave the strong.
Praise Ebola.

>>35743062
Is summer over yet? fucking google it you failed lurker

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>>35743043

>>35728325
"Three hours until the deadline. I've been on 4chan for a day and still don't understand anything. There are different boards, but where to look?"

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i love you Ebolachan
there is no god but Ebolachan
she will spread her sweet pestilence covered
love from sea to bloody sea
devouring non believers who bare witness to false idols
GG faggots

Sweet, we death cult now. Anyone got designs for our ceremonial robes?

We wear burlap robes and hoods, tied with a chain that has the strain of ebola.
The way Ebola-chan's hair is.

>>35728757
>35728663
>>35728762
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/35728000/#35728663

For robes I recommend simple black or a dark grey robes with hoods, classic and timeless

Something happen
Something in town
Oh yeah the news
I said something in town
Ebola
Ebola in town
Don't touch your friend!
No touching
No eating something
It's dangerous!
Ebola
Ebola in town
Don't touch your friend!
No kissing!
No eating something
It's dangerous!

I woke up in the morning
I started hearing people dem yelling

"Da what thing happen? What thing happen? Ma peekin' what thing?"
They sit down grab me
They say something in town

>>35728575

Wasps can fly anon.

>>35728822
>Guys look at this chart

>>35745555

Are numbers fixed?

>>35728988
ITs already out of hand.

You dont say that the containment window has closed with only 4k dead. They know there is MUCH more than we do.

Also, time to go Innawoods?

>>35743855
yeah! he's a faggot, he doesn't know our coolio internet memes!!

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>>35728000

Is this what you are talking about? Is there more?

There is a /pol/ archive. Do you remember any key phrases from that thread?

This thread
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/35728000/

>>35747183

Thread of that image
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/35677598/#35681158

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>>35728620

>read about this last night in a different ebola-chan thread
>go to sleep
>have a dream that the gates to Hell are opening up

I have a bad f-feeling g-guys

How do I create an altar for ebola-chan?

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>>35742853

>Africans blame the spread of ebola on some conspiracy by Western nations to kill them
>mfw they are right

>thread 404s
>/pol/ calls it a conspiracy

No wonder everyone else laughs at you guys

>>35747793
>being JIDF

>>35728598
Always was my friend.

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I need more Ebola-chan porn
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!!

>>35747809
>being MIDF

>>35744200
It seems to be a community of people that post the same joke over and over again and call each other JIDF

>>35728000
>http://pastebin.com/QZL5jkDS Ebola genome
>http://www.genscript.com/gene_synthesis.html where to have it made
In the name of the forth reich may ebola-chan wipe out the negroids

>>35748544
Holy shit is this real? I'm just going to leave pol before things get too crazy. All this time I thought Ebola-chan was a joke.

>>35742853
It is the will of god may his will be done! DUES VULT!

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>>35729213

>>35748795
>All this time I thought Ebola-chan was a joke
>I thought Ebola-chan was a joke.
>Ebola-chan was a joke
>was a joke
>a joke
>joke

A joke that kills millions of people.

Now you understand Anonymous.

Some men just want to watch the world burn faggot.

>>35749245
May it burn well and long and from the ash let the fourth Reich reign long and gloriously.

>>35749245
2edgy4me

>>35729104
holy fuck im a biologist is that shit searchable?

it's not supposed to be up

>>35748544

Guys, guys the perfect weapon:

3D Bioweapon printers.

Create 3D Bioweapon printer
Ship to Africa
Claim the printer prints useful stuff and show it printing useful stuff
Printer has closed source software with the ability to print bioweapons like ebola
Printer starts printing bioweapon (in this case Ebola chan) in the middle of the night
Everyone is sleeping while Ebola chan rises
????
Profit

>>35750810
>perfect weapon
>not a nuclear powered bipedal tank

>>35728000
>CNN wishes Ebola-chan luck
This is all I want.

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>>35751066

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>When asked to comment, 4chan founder moot simply replied, they did it for the lulz

>>35728325
So Hitler was right, Nazis were smarter than everyone, millhouse is not a meme, Britain is irrelevant but thinks UKIP will make them relevant again, Ebola is life, Ebola Chan is love,, Rediit is a sht, niggers gonna nig, slavs squat, Furries and MLP are degeneracy that should be hated in public and cuddle next to best marshmallow in private
Dragon dildoes mandatory

>>35743043

>weebs have more devotion to bad times ebola than most people have to God

ishygddt

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>>35729296
Good job, you posted a screen of a page that is widely available to the public. We wouldn't have made it without you!

>>35728497
Praise pappa nurgle and his children

I find it weird that there hasn't been any voluntary biological suicide bombers yet.

I mean, they go to (Generic patch of nigger clay) Get sum dat Ebola, go back, and spread it around in Malmö, causing mass panic, riots and containment palisades around the city, causing floods of sandniggers to die in the process- And if any were to get outside of the zone, they'd probably get shot in the face.

>>35752134
>there hasn't been any biological suicide bombers
Do you think the media would ever report on this? All of their talking points come directly from the associated press, and from there, the state department. Another plane would just disappear and bury the story. It could already be happening with all these mysterious quarantines and such.

>>35728000
It would be a weapon like no other. It must be like no other.

>>35752134
theres no need for it to be suicide if you work in the CDC

>>35752134
>>35752241
The US has a history of testing bioweapons on villagers, orphans and soldiers-it only comes out 50 years later though

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>>35729447
>... where thousands have already pledged to serve the pestilence, laughing in maniacal glee as the world around them slowly begins to crumble...
glorious

>>35752398
I have family in a rural area that saw pre-vietnam chemical tests, etc. A lot of people in the area feigned illnesses in order to get added to some kind of reparations case. I don't think it did much really.

>>35752769
does that make it ok?

>>35752831
No. Nothing we can do about medical history. A lot of bad tests had to be done before we had any real concept of what goes on inside the body.

I think they were only spraying Agent Orange in the woods somewhere. In this case it wasn't direct testing of people, more foliage and animals.

>>35729447
Great job on the comments team

>>35729447

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efHCdKb5UWc

I'm going to call up that lab and tell them crazy teens are trying to create ebola

>>35728754
It's might just be a rumor, but this occult guy I know told me that when the last blood moon rises, there will be one left to watch it.

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>>35728032

My god is there anything that 4chan can't twist into a ridiculous meme?

>>35750192
>shiggidy diggidy
>claiming to be a biologist
>surprised a genome is on ncbi
>ishygddt

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>>35729104

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>>35749408

Is a winter evil when it clears away the old growth to make way for the fresh start of spring? Ebola is just one of the Plague Lords blessing that he has given to man to wipe out that which must make way for the new.

>>35728089

Lurk more, faggot.

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>yfw Ebola-chan is on CNN

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TL;DR what are you faggots freaking out about tonight?

>mfw OP is interviewed and is addressed as 4chan ok the news

"So Mr 4chan tell us why 4chan seems to be a death cult that is only interested in destruction, what message are you sending to the youth in this country and what does this have to do with flight mh370?"

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>>35758076

We are summoning demonic entities to hasten the spread of Ebola. Want to join our death cult?

>>35728000
>>35758066
>>35751192


What are you guys talking aboot?

Did we make it on the news or something?

>>35728032
She reminds me a bit of Junko. With all the despair and stuff...

>>35728102
>>35728261
>>35728497
>>35728670
>>35728701
>>35729447
>>35742853
>>35744763
>>35756558
>>35758202
>>35758210

We really need some artwork of Ebola with Kel Thuzad.

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>>35757366

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>>35759362

>>35751667
What minor cults lack in numbers, they make up for in enthusiasm.

I Love You Ebola chan
I Love You Ebola chan
I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN
I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN
I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN
I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN !!!

GOD SPEED EBOLA-CHAN

>>35758076
I thought 4Chan was the News !

>>35728089
lurk moar queermo

>>35759625

kek, fucking hell m8

>>35728537
what was post

I'm considering conversion to EbolaChan's worship for strencth and protection, especially the latter.
What sacrifice would be appropriate?

>>35764427
>What sacrifice would be appropriate?

Blood and cum.

Cut your finger and jerk off with the blood to her image. Light a couple of candles if it gets you into the demon worshipping mood. Post bloody and cum covered screen or printout. Challenge your friends to do the same.

#goodluckebola

there needs to be some kind of viral challenge like the ALS ice bucket challenge, that'll kick it off.

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>>35728089

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>>35728620
>>35728620
>/x/ is convinced we raised an ebola-demon-egregore thing.


No TG did.

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>>35728113
>that pic
>no wonder it crashed twice

>>35729252
>>35729271
>>35729296
Someone pastebin that shit

>>35729252
>>35729271
>>35729296
>>35766925

>downloading a literal virus

>>35766977

You wouldn't download and replicate spread a virus!

Piracy is wrong!

>>35728032
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

>>35728000
op, a sock puppet trying to make a thing.

>>35767013
I wouldn't fuckin pay for it that's for sure

come on guys this shits easily searchable on the internet. whats the big deal?

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>>35751456

>>35735456
>>35742003

You make me proud Anons.

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>>35728620
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

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>>35759691

>>35728000
It was probably some /sci/ or /g/ fags who wandered on here after fapping on /d/

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>>35767346

May Ebola die in a pool Anti-Biotics and Life

>>35770513
May Ebola reign over israel and wipe out the putrid jew once and for all

>>35757769
neat
what did you use to make that?

>>35728497
HAIL!

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

>>35770513
>Virus
>Antibiotics
Top kek.
Ebola-chan can't be killed with antibiotics
&&&&&

>>35728000

Good trips.

>tfw i got ebola in muh dick :)

>>35728000
If the news is dumb enough to buy that shit the laughs will be amazing when they spent time reporting such shit

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>>35728000

>>35729409

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nergal

>'his emblem was a cock'

>'Nergal actually seems to be in part a solar deity, sometimes identified with Shamash, but only a representative of a certain phase of the sun. Portrayed in hymns and myths as a god of war and pestilence, Nergal seems to represent the sun of noontime and of the summer solstice that brings destruction, high summer being the dead season in the Mesopotamian annual cycle.'

IA IA NIRGAL

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>When the Ebola outbreak of 2014 first started, called "The Great Red Plague" by historians, a death cult appeared around the same time that created an avatar out of it dubbed "Ebola-chan".

>At first this was seen as a hoax, but discoveries of ancient mainframes by computer archaeologists discovered that this first sprang up from an image board called "4chun".

>They also discovered many images of an another ancient creature dubbed "The Merchant", that was also believed to have been a mythical beast that ate the blood of "Goyim" and stole a substance called "Shekels".

How do I get antibiotics to make me immune I Ebola?

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>>35772037
>How do I get antibiotics to make me immune I Ebola?

worship father nurgle.

>>35772037

Sex boners.

>>35772037
Aids makes you immune

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>>35728032
SPREAD EBOLA-CHAN'S LOVE WORLDWIDE!
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!

>>35728000
>>35771407
>>35766610
HERE
>>35766610
>>35766610

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>>35771577
Please be truth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNBW5c9Ih9M

which one of you did this?

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>>35728000
is it possible the patients actually died and the government it just saying we have the miracle cure to keep us all calm?
>legitimate question

>>35742777
Trips dont lie .
GOODLUCKEBOLAGOODLUCKEBOLA

>>35748544
dubs for ebola

>>35742853

GOOD LUCK EBOLA-EGREGORE

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>>35748427
there is literally nothing wrong

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>>35728000
I really don't think the ebolachan thing is any more significant than crap like slenderman being used in fake crime stories.

Just curious though, anybody else noticed what's in my screenshot? OCSP error on first visit to 4chan, refresh and goes away. Clock not set wrong on PC. What's this about?

Just CDN problems or something else?

Shows up on first visit a few times a day, like I said, refresh makes it go away

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>>35774065

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>>35774065
>>35775333

>>35772760
bamps
i need to know

>>35774065
One of the servers probably misconfigured or just having network problems.

Either that or a failed MITM attempt. All the other connections you made were successfully MITM'd.

>>35772760
tell us i need to know have the survivors been on video since?

>>35775746
Yes, that's very possible, but keep in mind that Ebola-Chan only kills about half of the people she infects, and those don't have access to top of the line hospitals. It's more likely than not that they survived.

>>35757690

kek'd

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>>35760643
>Carroll Quigley

>>35776918
I saw one on the news talking about being sick and the drug they took. I don't think ebola is too hard to cure it's just that non-nigger countries never had to deal with it, thus no cure.

starting now
who watching based campbell?

Should we sacrifice the one's who've lived through Ebola chan's grace through medicinal purposes?
Only Ebola chan will pick who is worthy to survive her love, not some degenerates attempting to halt it.

>>35759691
>tumblr

yup, ebola-chan is the same people as the hijacking of vivian james.

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>>35778986
>mfw
Ebola-Chan picks us... Not the other way round...
God's Speed Ebola Chan.....

>>35728310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuEhhPbAAdA

>>35728000
>some thread that just 404'd saw some /pol/acks discussing ebola in detail, down to the genome, and then it 404'd out of nowhere
Then post the archived thread.

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>>35728620
>>35728000

>>15216807

/x/'s view on this

>>35736997
He/she could have just made it up. I'm looking right now but, considering the reaction, I wouldn't be suprised if OP is just one of those trolls who says "omg, a thread about x just got deleted right after it started talking about y"

The EU must be destroyed, berlin must burn, and Moscow must be nuked.

>>35745310
Only 2 GATTACAs

>>35776918
yes, they both of the americans that were the first to be treated here have been on video since they were released.
of course it is entirely possible that they were actors from the beginning.
we have many things that those countries in africa lack, such as i.v. fluids and air conditioning. Two things you really want to have when you get a fever. and those are just two.

>>35781139
Doesn't Ebola kill indirectly by harming the immune system, causing dehydration, and hyperthermia? If so, then Americans are pretty much immune to death from those things.

>>35728000
If its this thread >>35747420
then it makes sense:
>post information, links, and tactics to actually acquire and possibly mutate a deadly virus
>Act surprised when some mod deletes the thread
Yeah, that may not be enough information to actually do something but its much more dangerous than it looks. By telling the world what first steps they should take to doing something bad (i.e. causing people to actually initiate the process), people might actually start going down that road and some of them might be smarter than others. Lets be honest: the average redneck doesn't know shit about chemistry yet thousands of them run meth labs because they were given the first steps and knew what questions to ask.

Also, any company that replicates DNA or RNA is going to know exactly what they're making. They have databases and it'd be stupid for them NOT TO double check that you're not trying to get them to synthesize Anthrax or Smallpox.

Also, if you want to mutate ebola, just buy the equiptment online. I don't know what all you'd need but I'm guessing that you'll need a DNA synthesizer (~500 on Ebay), the setup to grow bacteria host cells, and a gene gun (biolistic particle delivery system) which I can't find on Ebay.

However, if you want to grow Ebola, then don't be an American because we don't need that shit here.

>>35734663
As someone who has been browsing 4chan for years, I will confidently say that this website is full of fucking idiots who think the guy next to him is the idiot. This place is such a goddamn headache for me, and I can't fucking leave. Goddamnit you fucks.

>>35728000
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN

>>35774065
http://time.com/2817524/slender-man-murder-charge-waukesha/

>‘Slender Man’ Internet Meme Inspires Two 12-Year-Olds To Attempt Murder

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>Be away for a year or so
>come back to check out my /x/ and /new/
>You people are literally performing a mass sex-magick/blood-offering ritual to spread a pandemic
You have LITERALLY. NO. IDEA. what you are doing here!! I cannot fathom a word profound enough to convey what madmen you are. You haven't even been duped, you're doing it of your own volition!!!


Couldn't you have done such a ritual for literally any other kind of happening? Any other kind of great work? With enough focused energy like this you could raise a fourth reich, or end pax americana or anything else but this! This is too indiscriminate a great work, and you are dealing with powers all too willing to take this energy and turn it upon you in kind.

You must stop this at once!

>>35744011
>muh dick

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>>35785871
>You haven't even been duped, you're doing it of your own volition!!!

Yup. It's time to break the seventh seal my friend.

>>35785871
Ebola kills shitskins.
It's a full on /pol/ approved happening.