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WE LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!

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WE LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
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>>35686126
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
I LOVE YOU!
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>>35686126
people of /x/ are getting tired of this shit.
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why is her best drawing the smallest one on the board
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GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
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>>35686126
Ebola-chan has such a shitty generic design. You won't even find such a cliche design in amateur doujins these days.
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HAIL END-BRINGER! HAIL BLOOD-GODDESS! HAIL TO THE HEAD AND HANDS OF DEATH! HAIL EBOLA-CHAN! ARISE AND CLAIM YOUR OFFERING!
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>>35688399
you say that now, but when your mucous membranes break down and your throat is pouring blood, you might find it difficult to communicate your opinions
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>>35686126
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>>35688866

Ebola chan is just an herald of the Tremendous one.
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>>35688866
reminds me of the guy telling us not to jerk of for 8 days before the solar flare in the event we werent performing some sort of ritual
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>>35688100
Good thing we're not in /x/!
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>>35688350
Which one is that?
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ebola-chan confirmed for /pol/'s daughterfu?
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>>35690565
Vivian James is /v/'s daughteru

Ebola-Chan is /pol/'s daughteru
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>>35690603
I want to see a comic with Vivan James and Ebola-chan interacting, maybe both of them going to school for the day.
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Remember: Ebola-chan is in your semen for 3 months even after recovery!

Ebola-chan loves semen
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>>35690507
literally the smallest one on the board in OP, I do like the one with the skull in between her legs, havents seen that one and its not bad

a lot of the other ones suck though
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>>35690721
I bet you drew that
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>>35690789
nah i wish, i love drawing but i can only do abstract trippy shit, i fail hard at humans/realistic objects
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>>35690696
there you go
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>>35690949
anon you're doing Nurgle's work
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>>35688866
Time to fap.
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>>35691081
I didn't make it, someone on a ebola-chan thread did last night
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>>35690949
MOAR NOW

NURGLE DEMANDS IT
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>>35686126
Ebola-chan is the ultimate degeneracy. Sexualizing a disease. I hope the PLAGUEMASTER shows you fags no mercy.

GODSPEED, PLAGUEMASTER!
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I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN
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>>35691449
GODSPEED, PLAGUEMASTER
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>>35688866
>feeding ebola-chan

Well, time to fap
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GODSPEED, PLAGUEMASTER
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN
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So how are you guys spreading the message of ebola-chan outside of 4chan?
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>>35694006
Like so:

Government officials and pundits have blithely deemed that a sensationalist terrorist
organization warrants more attention than the ebola crisis. The world's lackadaisical
outlook on this biohazard is a product of the mainstream media's concerted efforts to
downplay the situation.

Like climate change and holohoax deniers, the press is deliberately blind. There's an
ubiquitous sentiment that ebola could not possibly affect the first world. Why, dying
carriers have already been brought to the West for frantic treatment? Surely it'll be
kept under control! After all, ebola's only transmitted through bodily fluids, right?

Except that isn't the case. Doctors, the de facto experts on disease prevention, have
been infected too. As proper human beings, they'd refrained from gobbling bat corpses
or wading in feces; reporters seem to have forgotten that viruses do mutate into more
lethal or potent strains. Ebola can easily evolve into a strain transmissible through
air. It's genetically volatile, and every new infection spawns a new iteration.

Command and control are clearly deficient in the UN's response to the ebola pandemic.
Had we enacted a quarantine and cut our losses, casualties would have been limited to
Africa; Israel, that bastion of democracy, surely would have dealt with any refugees.
Now, however, there's a very real risk that thousands of actual people will die.

Read the first letter of each line. Pretty subtle.
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GOOD LUCK EBOLA!
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>>35696682
Oh man I completely oversaw this when I first saw it. This is fucking hilarious.
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>>35697096
I remember some other anon said that viruses typically become less lethal over time, but I can't be arsed to change that part. The thing's meant to troll.
>holohoax
>Israel, that bastion of democracy
>thousands of actual people (i.e. not nignogs)
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>>35686126
All new images I upload in KYM are deleted.

You think they know about our death cult and try to prevent spread of her worship?
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>>35690721
That's a dude face.

Why isn't there more ebola-chan porn?
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>>35688100
Shut up and prepare the summoning altar, /x/!
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>>35697732
Post them here fag.
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>>35697883
They are posted all the time here.

the point is to spread the message to the masses!

Never thought KYM would be so triggerhappy with censorship...
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>>35688866
>Don't fap you'll only make her stronger.
Damn, I guess I have to now.
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>>35688866
>66
>888
>6

Oh also i'm an enlightened stoolpill magician and that text is pretty much legit, had me laughing loud.

Ah, think of the contrasts.
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>>35686126
i luv u ebola chan
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>>35686126

If you had asked me ten years ago what I would be doing with my life in 2014, I would never have guessed this.
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>>35688866
i am fapping as i tyoe this
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>>35688866

>the terrorist site 4 chan
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>>35697979
>>35697732

>KYM
>surprised by censorship
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>>35697979
>They are posted all the time here.

Yes, but it's always the same ones.
I want to see new art like the one you just posted. So please, do continue to post them...
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>>35698276
Well they do claim being pro-freedom of speech and as long as it isn't holohoax denialism and full blown red-pilling I'd guess they would not remove images for being of "bad taste"
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>>35698377
There isn't much...

There are couple of very nice nudes of her but it's already posted somewhere in /pol/.
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>>35696682
Going to cap that anon well done.
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Why is Ebola so kawaii?
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THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
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Has there ever been a better anthropomorphism of the ebola virus?
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ARIGATOU EBOLA-CHAN!

GANBATTE EBOLA-CHAN!

DAISUKI EBOLA-CHAN!
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Thread theme:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCrsMdxcHVw
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>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6GZ46iKOvA

>Kiss the princess, Empress of the dark
>drink the poison , listen to your heart
>Feed the Princess, Empress of the dark
>All shall feel the fire

>Kiss the princess, Empress of the dark
>feel the poison , flowing through your heart
>Kiss the Princess, Empress of the dark
>All shall feel her fiery Love
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>>35688866
I've fapped to my waifu hundreds of times and she still isn't real.

/x/ pls go
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>>35686126
I found a book for you tards
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>>35700285
hello tumbrl, get the fuck out :^)
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>I'll never crush ebola-chan's head with my foot
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>>35696682
highly underrated post
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>>35700496
Don't worry, Anon. If you're infected you can have her dissolve your foot instead.
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>>35691083
>>35692738
>>35698038
Reposting fapping assistance
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>>35696682
10/10 post
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>>35691083
>>35692738
>>35698038
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>>35700559

3DPD a shit.
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>>35700559

what game/program/whatever is this?
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>>35688866
we're a death cult?
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>>35698377
Here something different anon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JUcnLptndJ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01HaPuFddf1
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>>35698158
Well that hit pretty close to home. Thanks for ruining my buzz, faggot.
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>>35700610
Artifical Girl 3, it is on TPB
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>>35698158
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>>35700639
>ebola-chan fanfiction read by a woman
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>>35700599
Did you watch it? It's 2.5D.

>>35700610
I don't know but >>35700693 is probably right. These "3D Custom Girl" type programs have been around for some time starting AFAIK with MikuMikuDance aka MMD, and keep getting more sophisticated.
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GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
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>>35700794
>I did, girl looks 3DPD even though she's 2.5D.
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>>35698158
I'm actually pretty on target with what I expected.
bretty good
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>>35700865

Didn't mean to greentext that.
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>>35700639
Noice.
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>>35700496
3edgy5me

captcha: twentygauge mouth
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>>35700610
>>35700794
http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/4756963/ILLUSION_Artificial_Girl_3_FULL_ENG

http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/5111698/ILLUSION_Artificial_Girl_3_Update_Pack
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>>35688866

[Masturbating Intensifies]
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>>35691449
GODSPEED, PLAGUEMASTER!
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>>35700968
No idea about this particular torrent, but I'd caution that software from public trackers can be a good way to get a virus, and not the cute anime girl kind. Use virustotal.com on anything that's less than their upload limit.
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>>35688866
so, is there an uncensored version of this image? Google found nothing.
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>>35688866
If my cum can start killing degenerates, then I'll fap for the greater good.
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>>35701217
This one?
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>>35701260
thanks
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>>35701216
>m-m-muh virus
>I dont know what a 0day is
>I dont know what a VM is
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>>35701281
Just spreading the love.
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>>35701260

I wish blood and disease weren't such turnoffs to me

oh well guess I'll just have to power through and masturbate to it anyway
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uhhhhhh

don't you guys think it's a little fucked up you're personifying a deadly tragedy as a cute girl?
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>>35688866
>historians generally agree that the cult of ebola chan was started in the year 2014 on www.4chan.org
>as the ebola pandemic became serious in 2015 killing over 800 million people the cult of ebola chan gained power and followers
>worshiping an ainme styled girl named ebola chan that personified the religions god "ebola chan" the hand of death and the destroyer of all things the cult of ebola became sized to an estimated membership of 500 million
>it is said that they still live in the wilderness somewhere, waiting for the return of ebola, incubating her inside of their bodies
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>>35701348
I dislike disease and pain, but blood is actually a fetish of mine.

Happy fapping to you
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>>35688866
>Ebola spreads to the globe
>civilization collapses
>few neckbeard survivors spread the Ebola-chan fad
>niggers and superstitious third worlders not realizing that channers survived due to lack of social contact and domestic hermitism adopt the "I love you Ebola-chan!" catchphrase as an appeal to appease the death goddess
>Ebola-chan icon prints are circulated as protective charms
>10% of people that survive without proper medical treatment attribute their "rebirth" to Ebola-chan
>cult of Ebola-chan arises as the most influential religion from the ashes of civilization
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THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN

trips and isreal is fucked
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>>35701392
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
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>>35701392
Not really. Essentially we feel nothing for the people in Africa as they have basically shunned any and all help when it came to Ebola. They have had people spread rumors to the populace saying that medical orgs coming in are giving them the disease and/or stealing their blood. They've had people break into quarantine zones, free the people and steal the bloody sheets. At this point, as far as many /pol/acks are concerned, those Africans have made their bed and have to sleep in it.
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>>35701392

Looks like we got ourselves a non-believer
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Show me your mouse + paint skills, guys.
>tfw you can't pirate a drawing tablet
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>>35701348
Never change /pol/, never change.
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GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN
WE LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN
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>>35701543

I'm very bad, but I'll give it a shot, brb.
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THE DEATH CULT OF EBOLA-CHAN AND THE CATHEDRAL OF MISOGYNY

Sounds like a good book series
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>>35701502
>implying /pol/ wouldn't do the exact same thing if jews in costumes came
>and people started mysteriously dying
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>>35701502
fuck africa
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>>35701432
>"they got ebola because they didnt believe enough in ebola-chan"
>soon, the world is united under new religion
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>>35701293
Kek. I write virtualisation software, kernel hooking drivers and so on for a living actually. VMs that aren't specifically designed to be malware sandboxes are pretty trivial to detect and break out of, and it's unlikely that some old established torrent will contain valuable 0days.

"Use virustotal" is a good bit of defence-in-depth for the average person that will help most of the time, I can't exactly explain how to unpack an EXE and reverse obfuscated code in IDA in a short imageboard comment.

>Dem wings
>Ebola-chan: The early years?
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1 out of every 3000 Liberians is now dead from Ebola.
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>>35701586
Would-frame-and-hang-over-fireplace/10.
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Just to sumarize it:
>/pol/ makes a daughter
>she is the loli personification of a virus
>art is made
>anon writes porn fan fiction
>female anon makes a audio version
>deathcult is worshipped
>/x/ makes theories that this worship is the reason why the virus spreads so fast

this is weird ...just saying
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>>35701631
It's still only a cult since we don't yet have a religious teaching to go with it.

>"If you're infected, then it's your religious duty to spread it to empower Ebola-Chan, as this weeds out the weak to strengthen the human race."

Any other ideas?
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>>35701432
I tried to make a wallpaper.
Sponsored by little efford, vodka and GIMP
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>>35701586
thats getting printed out and put on the fridge anon-kun. good job at school today
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>>35701762

i like it
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>>35701620
>mysteriously
There is nothing mysterious about ebola. It has happened before, it's a well documented disease.
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>>35700248
Gamma Ray a best.
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>>35701664
I have read how you detect VM's, and it seem to be pretty trivial.
How do you break out though?
I read the java vm exploit that depended on random bitflips though, that was fucking genius, but like how do you break out of say virtualbox?
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>>35701794
well, it's literally the small version, scaled up and cut in two part, placed on an empty 1920x1200 sheet
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>>35691449

GODSPEED, PLAGUEMASTER
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>>35694006

I saw some ebola chan on leddit, along with 'when it's over let's re establish Rhodesia'
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>>35701967
>tfw imperial blood calling for conquer and opression
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>>35701624
No, fuck China and their "medicine".
It's because of their asinine beliefs that rhino horn or tiger penis gives them strength animals get extinct.
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Could someone post the "interview" about the one guy growing stronger after getting infected by and surviving Ebola? Thanks in advance.
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>>35701756
The Goddess hungers for the life of every human. Sacrifice to her altar that she may be appeased, and strenghten her to fight for agains her chose enemy: the black man, genetically weaker to her loving tentacles.

She requires bodily fluids, spill your blood and you semen in her honor.
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>>35701850
It's fairly rare for modern malware to try to break out of a VM, because virtualisation is almost universal in the enterprise for delivering desktops for various reasons, so it's not the strong indicator of "some researcher is trying to reverse you" that it once was. I'm sure it's still possible though, Virtualbox has had various exploits over the years and it doesn't virtualise everything for performance reasons so there are CPU instruction and DMA tricks to get down to real hardware. Also it's common to enable shared clipboards and folders with the host machine.
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>>35702207
fuck them too
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>>35701664
>kernel hooking drivers
>i'm going to use a bunch of terms i'm not familiar with and hope anon doesn't know better
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>>35701751
Fuck off scum
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>>35702379
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>>35701751
never thought I'd be a part of a death cult in my lifetime
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>>35702526
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>>35702526
Why? Do they eat monkey?
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>>35702686
cannibals eat their own kind
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Ebola-Chan figurines when?
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>>35702537
Same here but what should I say. I even faped to the female anon reading the ff.
Life is like a box of chocolates
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>>35702686
chinks or niggers?
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>>35698158

I know.

Isn't this much better than some boring dead end job and no free time?

After all the world is burning all around us- this is no time to slave away like a beast of burden.
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>>35702526
Reminds me of those uncanny valley robots and shit, really. They almost look like humans (the gorillas, that is).
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>>35702657
So you're inspiring us to not draw her in paint? Pls recommend some superior drawing software then.
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>>35702778

Not soon enough, I'd love a scale or nendoroid of her.
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>>35702854
gimp. But fuck me if I draw anything other then polandpall with a mouse.

I need to learn drawing in general.
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>>35702657
see >>35701543
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN.
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>>35701756
I'll be working on a suitable incense. I'm ordering a few possible candidates and will try some of the substances I already have at home.
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>>35702443
Not going to post company confidential source to prove it and I can't be bothered taking a pic of my copy of Windows Internals, Memory Dump Analysis etc. Admittedly PsSetCreateProcessNotifyRoutine and friends are callbacks and not hooks, most of what we do is hooking using detours though.
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>>35702854
oh I misread >>35702657 nevermind
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>>35701432

>tfw this actually fucking happens
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>>35702824
Would I get a different answer?
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>>35702657
GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN
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>>35702988
>Not going to post company confidential source to prove it
>Because I can't

>PsSetCreateProcessNotifyRoutine
for fucks sakes, youre even using documented API calls let alone actually over writing functions with jmp instructions (and then jmping back in to where they left off if applicable)
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>>35703138
chinks prolly just eat gorilla dick
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>>35702854
Paint.NET, it's somewhat limited out of the box but there are extensions for it. I'd start with "Plugin Browser" which makes them relatively easy to find.
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This is disgusting.
>hurr I hope ebola kills all da niggas!
Fuck all of you edgelords. You do realize how HORRIBLE it is to die of Ebola?
You do realize that this has a good chance of becoming a global epidemic?
>>
>>35691449
GODSPEED, PLAGUEMASTER!
>>
>>35703410
you must be new here
>>
>>35703410
>You do realize that this has a good chance of becoming a global epidemic?
Yesss.
>>
>>35703410
>You do realize that this has a good chance of becoming a global epidemic?
This is what we all are hoping for
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Gettin aboard this fad train.

GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
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>>35703410
I can't even tell if these posts are bait or not anymore.

>You do realize that this has a good chance of becoming a global epidemic?
uh yeah that's what we're praying for faggot. I'm sure I'll survive if Ebola-chan deems me worthy.
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>>35703410
Hi there bait. How was your day?
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>>35703410
Welcome to /pol/, enjoy your stay
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>>35703410
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>>35703308
We avoid undocumented APIs wherever possible, we have to support XP through NT 6.3 in environments of 30,000+ endpoints so stability and correctness is VERY important. Cool hacky stuff is unlikely to pass our code reviews, let alone VS Code Analysis, Coverity, peer testing, QA, SI / Integration testing, or field Professional Services.
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>>35697979
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN, I LOVE YOU!
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>>35703604
>>35701862
>>35701862
>>35701862
>>35701862
>>35701862
>>35701862
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>>35703410
Exactly if it purges the majority of shitskins we are fine with it May they die a slow and horrid death
Side note new here
A few threads ago had a serious talk about engineering ebola and making it more deadly some anon got the whole genome for it plans are already being made
How to release it has already been made water and ebola in a canister and released as a spray in highly populated area's in africa or some arab country
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Honestly ...I never thought I would become some kind of Nurglefan.
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>>35703410
>You do realize how HORRIBLE it is to die of Ebola?
>You do realize that this has a good chance of becoming a global epidemic?
Yes and yes.
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SPURDO CHAN
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>>35703750
>We avoid undocumented APIs wherever possible, we have to support XP through NT 6.3 in environments of 30,000+ endpoints so stability and correctness is VERY important
>Because I dont know how to check the build number of the kernel or library i'm hooking, even though I previously said we did this
>I wana sound like a special snowflake by calling 8.1/2012 R2 NT 6.3. But I dont know XP is NT 5.1
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>>35703944
>>35703822
>>35703814
>>35686126
>>35701862
new thread
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>>35701751
Woah woah woah... Audio version? Of Ebola-Chan?
i havent had internet for a few days, did I miss something great?
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So is Anon + Ebolachan basically "Saya no Uta"?
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>>35703963
i love you pol
>>
>>35704082
This
>>35700639
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>>35701624
>>35702207
Fuck both of them. I hope ebola wipes them both out.
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>>35704037
Fuck off with your bastard threads.
>>
you guys a fuckin weird
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>>35704233
Welcome to 4chan. Did this pic attract you here?
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>>35704318
>falling for bait
out
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>>35698158
No one expects to end up in a death cult anon, it just happens.

I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN
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>>35690603
But /pol/ is also Vivian's crazy uncle. So does that make Vivan and Ebola-chan cousins?

Also, I guess Ebola-chan being /pol/'s daughter confirms /pol/ and /x/ for best pairing.
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>>35705022
>/pol/
I think you mean Uncle Adolf
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>>35705022
This is /x/? nice

And yes Vivian and Ebola-chan are cousins. Bet they compare their plague inc. scores
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>>35705115
I thought pressguy was just exclaiming how "/pol/ was right", and wasn't /pol/ himself.
>>
>>35702379
>>35702526
>>35702686
This right here is exactly where AIDS and Ebola came from. They're harmless parasitic organisms in monkeys. but eventually a strain will mutate and jump to humans if they happen to share blood, waste, saliva or *shiver* sexual fluids.
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>>35702657
Can't draw but I tried.
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>>35705255
more importantly /pol/ is not a black haired brown eyed shitskin
>>
Where do I learn how to draw chinese cartoons on my computer? I want to make a nice ebola-chan drawing but I don't know how ;__;
>>
GOOD LUCK EBOLA CHAN!
THANK YOU EBOLA CHAN!
I LOVE YOU!
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>>35686126
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
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>>35705255
my understanding is that press guy is /pol/ from when pol was /new/ and /n/
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>>35705255
>>35705477
but then again there are kind of 2 pols, such as pic related
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>>35705255
>>35705477
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Can someone edit Ebola-Chan into this?
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>>35691449
GODSPEED, PLAUGEMASTER!!!
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>>35705255
>>35705503
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>>35691189

He made it with a hentai dressup game. You can make one yourself.

>http://pochi.lix.jp/k_kisekae2.html
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>>35705503
Probably young /pol/.
>>
>by the natural selection ongoing in africa, ebola evolves until the host survives so as to spread it more and more
>slowly ebola becomes unnoticeable for us
>but it kills everything else
>and it is not a part of us
>>
>>35691449
I LOVE YOU, EBOLA-CHAN!
THANK YOU, EBOLA-CHAN!

GODSPEED, PLAGUEMASTER!

>why not both,jpg
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>>35705923
>and it is now a part of us
Fuck
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>>35691449
>but oly if you post

Fix it.
>>
>>35702379
>>35702526
good fucking riddance, disgusting violent animals
the africans dying of ebola i mean, not the gorillas
and fuck china too creating the demand for shit like this
i hope every last one of them has their organs liquified from ebola-chan filling them with her love
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>>35691449
Your meme is shit. Enjoy your painful death for disrespecting Ebola-chan.
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>>35706098
>thinking ebola-chan meme isn't shit
>>
>>35705477
>Ben Garrison

Gets me every time.
>>
>>35703410
>You do realize how HORRIBLE it is to die of Ebola?
well its not like they dont have millions of AKs laying around to off themselves with, i mean really theyre almost choosing to die a horrible death
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>>35703410
>>35706168
>>
>>35691449
GODSPEED, PLAGUEMASTER!

I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN

rule 34 of both of them going at it WHEN?
>>
>>35706416
>falling for bait
you go back to tumblr faggot
>>
>>35701967
I saw some ebolachan on something awful, but it's not surprising since 4chan and sa shares a large part of the memberbase.
>>
>>35702207
If only there was a way to convince chinese people that cutting off and grinding nigger dick would also give them animal strength...
>>
>>35691449
>le dark and edgy [insert atribute here] mastah

It's like some 13yo tripfag from /x/ came up with it.
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>>35707751
>>35691449
S U G O I I I !

^ ? ^
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>>35707751
The whole ebola-chan "let's be happy about a disease xD" is already edgy as fuck.
>>
>>35708214
>this much abuse of the word edgy

I want tumblr to leave
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>>35708214
It's facetious you you freaking sperglord.

Besides even the ones unironically cheering for the dead nigger fest aren't in particularly worse moral position than the bleeding heart hypocrites shedding crocodile tears of darkies that had no impact at their lives ever.
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>>35688100
ppfff all love ebola-chan even /x/ dos
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>>35700693

THIS is from Artificial Girl 3. That game is called "The Klub 17". Also, for your listening pleasure:


http://vocaroo.com/i/s0td52VfBqhR

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U7cZnltfZU

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0slidzFBIbK

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RNXWv1Ut4l

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17xNylQi84y

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DcbU0ppvVH

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kBev6ovMHJ

THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>
>>35708968
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0td52VfBqhR [Embed]
jesus christ this bitch needs to buy a head set, so much background noise
>>
>>35708513

I saw that video of the nig dying of ebola outisde the fucking hospital, no one deserves that shit, I don't care. I have hit my limit.

Can't we go back to raping feminists and trolling liberals?
>>
guys, i justed fapped while fantasizing about ebola chan killing me. is this degenerate?
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>>35686126
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
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>>35686126
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
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>>35709087
>There's now porn of ebola-chan

l-lewd.
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>>35688100

then fuck off back to /x

capcha: suck my balls /x
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>>35709087
Ebola-chan doesn't fuck niggers, she kills them.

>implying she's not a pure maiden
>>
>>35694006
I wrote

"My heart goes out to all those infected with Ebola. Goodluck."

on Facebook
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>>35709249
>doesn't fuck niggers, she kills them.
Is there an actual difference when referring to a personification of disease?
>>
>>35709382
yes, one we can fap to, and one has niggers
>>
>praying for people to die
Don't you guys have some Linkin Park to be listening to? And where are your fingerless gloves?
>>
>>35709418
Actually both scenaria have niggers.
>>
>>35709428
>people
>>
>>35709428
>>praying for people to die
I thought we were praying for niggers to die...
>>
>>35709428
>waaah waaah
>>
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!

<3
>>
>>35700589
>that ending

it was actually rather sweet, it made me feel good.
>>
>>35709044

You'll change your tune when it hits the middle east.
>>
>>35691449
GODSPEED, PLAGUEMASTER!
>>
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>>35700639
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JUcnLptndJ

I'm fucking done.... The world can burn, I hate humanity...
>>
>>35710022
> I hate humanity...
It's a common symptom of SJW and homosexuality.
>>
>>35686126
FUCK EBOLA-KUN
>>
>>35710327
I wish I could... ;_;
>>
>>35710327
Looks like someone wants a slow death.
:^)
>>
I HATE EBOLA-KUN
DEATH TO EBOLA-KUN 2014
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>>35710327
>>35710517

>assblasted Liberian detected
>>
>>35691449

Godspeed, plaguemaster
>>
>>35710560
>only nigger you can relax around
>>
EBOLA-CHAN
TOP KEK
WHAT A JOKE
>>
>>35710635
I see the SJWs are attempting to use psyops. At least they're marginally less retarded than usual. Alas, they're no more sophisticated though.

1/10.
>>
>>35710715
>implying all 3 posts don't come from one /pol/ack that is tired of seeing /pol/ become /b/ 5.0.
>>
>>35709249
she fucks niggers and gets cloned a billion times inside the nigger until it dies
>>
>>35710807
>implying i don't realize its one person
>implying youre not that person
>implying /pol/ hasnt been b 5.0 for some time now
>implying youre not already participating by posting bait
>>
>>35710914
>implying your post didn't just make me feel
>tfw it did
>>
>>35710616

Under rated post
>>
>>35709418
I can fap to both scenarios......
>>
you're all a pack of faggots
>>
>>35711446
Rude.
>>
>>35711446
That is extremely rude, sir, and I would prefer it if you did not address me in that manner again.
>>
>>35700639
... That's a guy, isn't it?
>>
>>35709050
Probably. Though I myself have fantasised many a time already of being raped and bloodily murdered by Ebola-chan too.
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>>35700639

Fuck, /pol/ is the gift that just keeps on giving. Whoever voiced this clip deserves a 4chan gold pass.
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>>35691449
It it time for carnival already?
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The pure white was too extreme for a wallpaper so i made this
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>>35686126
>>35711935
>>35711824
>>35711920
new thread
>>35711920
>>35711920
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>tfw I want to run an Ebola-chan quest but I don't have any time
>>
>>35710560
He seems like a HANDsome fellow, maybe he can lend me a HAND on something I had in my mind for an eternity and boy, I can say that's quite a HANDful. There is that underHANDed nigger that bareHANDed wrestled a polar bear. Of course it gets out off HAND because that's racist! That poor bear did nothing wrong when he chewed up that niggers HANDs
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>>35688866
>Every time you masturbate to Ebolachan, 100 niggers in Africa die of Ebola.

FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP! FAP!
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>>35710327

Thank you Based Edgemaster

>Anon will fuck your bitch
>>
>>35688399
She's got filovirus pigtails, how is that not awesome?
>>
>>35686126

Does anybody have the picture of the ebola aid guy growing stronger?
>>
>>35698158
Honestly I'm pretty much on track with where I wanted to be except for the whole death cult thing. I'm living in a decent apartment in a good neighborhood, and my job involves enough free time and network access to tunnel out and shitpost on /pol/.

The one thing I'm missing that I would've expected to have is a girlfriend or wife, but I learned years ago not to pin my happiness to a woman.
>>
>>35715535
yeah its literally the cutest thing ever <3
>>
>>35709278
>Not proclaiming Ebola-chan you're waifu on facebook
>>
>>35702854
Krita is pretty good for painting/drawing as opposed to photo editing. It's open source, and if you use Linux it's probably in your package manager. It's part of Calligra (formerly KOffice) so expect some KDE dependencies.
>>
>>35691449
GodSpeed, Plaguemaster
>>
Our new deity is now known as the plaguemaster.
>>
>>35686126

We're all rooting for you ebola-chan!
>>
>>35702379
Dam cannibals
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>>35691449
>GODSPEED, PLAGUEMASTER
also
>Ebola-chan is the ultimate degeneracy. Sexualizing a disease.
Fuck off you faggot, stop spouting epic /pol/ may-may's.
>>
>>35691449
GODSPEED, PLAGUEMASTER!
>>
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>>35686126
I-i-i-i-is Ebola-chan Flandre?
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>>35686126
Rule 63 please?
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>>35717175
Does Flandre like flan?
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>>35715335
Next thing you know you will be visited by the Based Edgemaster, going to be a thing.
>>
>>35717201
No faggot.
Get some other faggots to do it.
>>
>>35717201
>rule 63
ebola-man?
>>
>>35717469
ebola-kun if you wanna get weeb about it
>>
>>35717616
Lol looks guys a weeb! Point and laugh
>>
>>35690696
>>35690603
>>35690565
I want to see all of you eating shit.
>>
>>35717616
i like ebola chan and ebola man.
ebola man is anything but cute. he'll rek stuff.
>>
What does Ebola-chan smell like?
>>
>>35717855
so Scott Steiner with pink pigtails?
>>
>>35717885
seems alright to me.
>>
>>35705255
That is /new/, a younger version of /pol/
>>
>>35691449

GODSPEED, PLAGUEMASTER
>>
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>>35717295

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY BASED EDGEMASTER... EDGINESS WILL RENDER YOU IMMUNE TO EBOLA-CHAN

POST ITT "GET REKT EBOLA" AND YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM WILL ALL HAVE THE FACE OF TJ LANE AND BE GIVEN EDGES TO CUT DOWN EBOLA-CHAN WHEREVER IT'S HIDING. DO IT FGT.
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>>35718652

Shit nigga... I'ma bandwagon.

GET REKT EBOLA-CHAN, FUCK YOUR THOUGHTS

>tfw immune system now feels sharp enough to cut through sub-atomic particles.
>>
>>35708968
H-holy s-s-shit
Is this even legal, because its SO. FUCKING. HOT.
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>>35700559
Why is she fucking Daiz?
>>
>>35696682
This. If you have the book "the hot zone" you can read how there was an outbreak in a monkey lab in Reston, USA; where it had mutated into a highly transmissible airborne strand BUT that did not make humans sick. Who knows when the stars will be right for a Zaire-potent airborne world-ender strain. Perhaps it's multiplying inside someone right now...
>>
>>35704100
Forever and always.
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