In todays episode of: >I AM FAT, AND IT IS EVERYBODY ELS

>$6 million

bitch ain't made that much money in her life

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>>35478419
she ate that much money once.

then the bank had to close down.

then the market took a hit.

then we had a recession.

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fatty thread general?

>>35479467
>I run a four minute mile
Holy shit why do these fattys always insist on starting off with lies to show off how healthy they are, they aren't fooling anyone

>>35478340
atleast husband, hopefully not as gigantic, will get the chance to enjoy life and a tight pussy

>>35479467
>mile in four minutes

Pretty sure that is faster than the current female world record. She is actually trying to say shes faster than any olympic athlete.

>>35479791
She also squats 15,000lbs

>>35480598
I wouldn't doubt that, that's every time she uses the bathroom.

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>>35480665

>>35479791
one mile = 1600 meters (europoor here)

1600 m/ 4 minutes = 400 m/ minute

400m/ minute = 100 m/ 15 seconds

current world record, 100 meter dash = 9.58 seconds, set by Jamaica's Usain Bolt.

so, yeah... she is claiming to run almost as fast as a Olympic class nigger.

and that is just the 100 meters.

the world record for the 1600 meter dash?

Hicham el Guerrouj with time of 3:43.13

I'm just slightly overweight, and I know I will never in my life run this fast.

(still working on getting /fit/, though...)

It's not their fault they're fat.

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>>35481884
Florence Griffith Joyner set the official world record for the women's 100 m of 10.49 s.

this hippo runs only 4 sec slower?

I think not.

>>35481969
O RLY?

then who is it?

Thyroid McThyroidian?

Ronald McDonald?

who?

>>35481969
Right, they are strapped down daily and force fed thousands of Calories more than they need on a daily basis for years.
Its totally not from them just sitting on their asses and stuffing their fat maws with soda and McDonalds.

>>35480665
Doubt it.
based on the horrible state of the bathroom after, I am pretty sure there's some abuse of Newton's Third Law.

>>35479791
To be fair, we have a version of mile in Europe as well. Which is 10 kilometers.
But if you use that type of concusion to provide a point, you're better of not doing it.

>>35482673
if she can run 10 kilometers in 4 minutes, I'll become a leftwing vegetarian

>>35482975
A 10K is a lot more than a single mile. Its somewhere between 6-7 miles.

6 million again. Is it some kind of magical number?

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>>35483064
you don't say...

>>35483243
dark jew magic

Flight is a human right now?

>>35478340
Didn't that fatty refuse going to hungarian doctors because she didn't trust them for being communists?
Servers her right.

>>35478340
I never have a shred of sympathy for people who get this bad.
I have a friend who was in the 550 area and went on a diet, all if his own volition and lost over 250 lbs in under 2 years. He's still a big dude but it's nowhere near as bad any longer

>>35483926
apparently

>>35484093
>Servers her right.
serves her right... left... center... after tea... before brunch... late night... serves her 24/7, yes sir.

>>35484742
I also know people who managed to lose lots in little time.
most of them did the stomach surgery thing

today I ran for half an hour, can you imagine running you fatties?

Fuck, I even biked today pretty far away.

God all these healthy things and I do not even really give a shit about them, I kinda like them even. Anyone who thinks its hard to get from the couch is retarded, just stand fucking up.

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Man, the SJWs really have their screws loose with this whole "thin privilege" bullshit.

>>35479791
She probably did 0.1 of a mile and thought it was a mile since it took so much effort.

>>35486092
I walked up a mountain.

not a super tall one.

but the mountain path is rocky, and at a 40-55 degree inclination.

good workout right there. even harder than running for 15-20 minutes.

>>35486190
this is great

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>>35486206
160 meter in 4 minutes?

isn't that something like walking speed?

>>35481884
>Olympic class nigger.

yes. thank you.

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>>35478340
The way you keep a human body is not to eat dead tortured unhealthy animals all day.

If humanity went back to agriculture and abandoned this demonic failure trip its on, everyone would be better off and all the demons would be put to rest.

Its coming, i think a lot of you wont be around to see it though, because you dont understand it.

>>35486190
The true look of despair.

As someone who lost a lot of weight through exercise and is sculpting his body to become a fucking ripped machine atm;

I'm not even going to type anything in-depth on this subject. Fat people are idiots.

>>35486447
yeah

>>35486704
>I have failed this world

>>35486820
short and sweet. nice work.

>>35486820
/thread

>>35486211
30 minutes of running along with 45 minutes of biking along hills

Think I got you beat there on the calory count.

>>35487043
probably, but I'm out of shape.

try running up a mountain trail. it will show you where your current limit are.

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>>35486190

>>35487153
funny that you should say that, we have a 300 meters high hill here that I used to run daily up (bad for the muscles on my hip though, lots of strain).

I used to climb that bitch 8 times at best a day, thats an hours worth of climbing. I think I lost most of my fat on that mountain.

Now I am thin again and am trying to get athletic, I wanna outrun people in case I get into the army or SHTF happens and the way its going there are great signs that it may happen.

>>35487344
lol

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>>35487390
true that. good luck getting athletic.

>>35487344
lying whale detected.

>>35478340
Fattie Airline story
>Fly something that wasn't Virgin Airlines (I forget)
>Man and wife, monstrous hambeasts both sit in row ahead of me
>phew dodged that bullet
>together they're taking up 3 seats
>still not enough room for them
>through choked esophogeal passages and tongues being smothered by their own cheaks (B word fat) they complain to the stewardess (who looks like shes wishing for death but death wont come)
>she moves the wive to my row who fills up two seats next to me and is spilling over the armrest (the only thing that saved me) and the aisle
>Stewardess keeps giving me "Im so sorry dude" looks and pumps me full of free alcohol for the rest of the flight to numb the pain
>wasn't the worst flight i had
http://youtu.be/5WoaCkA_OuM

>>35483884
>Person actually went to the gym
>probably so unhealthy she can only do very minimal shit before getting exhausted as fuck.
>used as a reason to mock fatties.
Stay class /fit/.

>>35487344
Those faces are sooo goood.

>>35487344
That fat bitch also claimed that she swims 2 km a day

>>35487676
arms crossed.

she's sleeping/resting.

she shouldn't have gone to the gym at that point.

dieting and walking, then running, first until she is in shape to actually DO a workout.

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>>35487754
>"swimming"

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>>35487754
is this shit on youtube?

do you have a link?

>>35487676
you dont go to the gym do you.
You don't see them sitting on the leg machines (why is it always leg machines?) lifting not a single plate as they type away on their phones and talk to their friends who are also morbidly obese who are also on the leg machines next to them lifting not a single plate.
After 3 months max the quit and go aorund telling everyone "I WENT TO THE GYM. I WORK OUT, IT DOES NOTHING!"

Plus side if you ask to work through they flee the machine like you just liberated a Genie.

>>35487847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0

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>>35487847
...trippy

>>35487344
Julius's face is so void of hope in very picture

I just wanna go spot him and enjoy some protein shakes later

>>35487754
What she means is they tow her around with a tug boat in the ocean a bit every day because its the only way to bathe her

>>35487847
its like watching a lava lamp...so hypnotic

>>35487780
True but at least she went to the gym maybe she doesn't have all the knowledge but it's a step in the right direction i'd say.

>>35487899
Fair enough maybe I just haven't met those types, most of my gym is a local one that you can tell is man filled (only 2 cardio machines the rest is all weight lifting) I think in the past 2-3 years I only saw 3 women go in.

>>35478925
10/10

>>35481884
yes we've thoroughly debunked that the walrus doesn't run 4 minute miles. That was obvious while reading it

>>35481969
lol, there is only a little percentage of people being fat due to diseases and other organic disorders related to their genes or as side effects of other pathologies

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>>35487906
thanks

>>35487911

>>35487911
>Tropical beaches
>needing blubber

...

>>35488110
Even then it can be solved.

The mythical muh thyroid problem is solved by Thyroxine. I know this because I had Thyroid cancer and for the first few months whilst they were adjusting my dosage I had less Thyroid hormone than normal so I gained weight and was just all around a lazy fuck, but the moment I went on the correct Thyroxine dosage I went back to normal and lost all the fat in addition to exercising.

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>>35488008
>it's a step in the right direction i'd say.
then you'd be talking out of your ass.

see >>35487899 for more.

I'm bipolar type 2. I'm a productive member of society with a job and everything, so I won't kill myself yet. During my cases of mania, I am incredibly productive and amazing clear on goals.

But when I'm bored, I binge eat, gamble, and forget that I have any life-long aspirations.

I know a lot of people don't believe mental illness exists here/euthanasia would be the best option for the mentally ill, but I don't know what to do any more.

I'm fat, and every time I want to do something about it I eventually forget I ever had a plan in the first place.

>>35487344
I need source.

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>>35488187
I read that the Blue Whale population was rebounding after years of whaling, i didn't know this is what they meant.

>>35488294
Is this actually diagnosed or self diagnosed? Because your bing eat gamble and all that shit sounds like the majority of people. Hell even when I'm really bored I just stuff my face luckily for me I keep fruit all over the place so I'm not gaining any weight when stuffing myself.

>>35488071
still, getting the numbers together helps you understand the magnitude of her disillusion.

>>35488340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0

anon already delivered, read the thread

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>>35487906
>We've all aquired a Koala
Fuking australia man

>>35488340
see>>35487906
Some people are so deluded and would do anything to avoid taking responsibility.

>>35488422
It's diagnosed. I went to five different psychiatrists to be sure, as I didn't believe it.

It's not just "binge eat and gamble." I'll spend hundreds of dollars simply because I'm bored and have nothing better to do. My binge eating normally results in me throwing up, somewhere around 4000 calories if I'm super bored and delusional that night.

And when I'm in a manic state, I produce amazing things.

I'm not even doing it justice, the difference between my manic and non-manic states are like night and day. And normally mania is the thing you're supposed to avoid.

>>35488246
Yes you are right, my sister had problems with her weight as side effect of hypothyroidism, but with a good treatment and a /fit/ spirit she is returning to her normal weight. I'm referring to some hopeless or really difficult cases that exist but they are strange occurrences, most people is fat because they are being lazy asses like you said, and/or don't care about their diets.

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>>35488461

>>35488561
Fair enough man, can't say I can help you then, you're probably one the few people that is justified in being fat. Maybe ask you psychiatrist next time you meet him.

>>35488675
Can an Aussie tell me how many Koalas they've gained?

>>35488730
I've been trying to avoid medication until I can talk to a psychologist. I had a friend (who's currently doing his phd for psychology) who's got similar issues, and he said that I should find some "hippy dippy young male psychologist who can help clear your mind and get you to focus," so I'm going to try that first.

If he doesn't help, then it's back to lamigdol, 200 mg a day.

>>35488246
Doesn't thyroid problems count for something like 10-15lb at most?

When these whales weigh in excess of two tonnes, I often wonder how many thyroids they have...

>>35488777
That would be measured in roos now m8

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>>35488777
dubs… and trips…

impressive… very nice

>>35488854
Your metabolism is slower, plus you feel cold all the time, you don't want to leave your bed (i'm a very energetic morning person) and you just don't want to do a single thing. There are also other problems like being slower, memory problems and other shit.

Mind you I had my entire thyroid gone so people with hypothyroidism still have some of the hormone. Nonetheless it's still easily fixed within 1 week of being on thyroxine I felt amazing within a month I returned to normal.

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>>35486190

How do people get this fucking fat. I sit on my ass the majority of the day and am nowhere near these whales and beasts. Sure I have a gut from drinking and general unhealthiness, but holy fuck.

>>35488675
Absolutely disgusting.

>>35489546
Takeaway's is one of the reasons, people are too lazy to cook come home from a tiring shift instead of actually bothering to spend 10-30 mins cooking they just buy shit from restaurants and gain the calories.

I had a friend who solely lived off an indian takeaway for 1-2 years the guy gained about 20 kilos in that way, after we lived together I showed him how easy it is to make delicious food that is moderately healthy he finally cut on the that shit and started to lose some weight.

>>35489776
It also helps if you snack throughout the day. Break up one meal into several smaller ones. It's what I do.

>>35487906
@ 43:00
Based host

>>35489546
I am like you maybe a bit bigger. I always consider myself too fat and try to loose weight once in a while. Whenever people like this hear my criticize my own weight or say I am working out they try to say I am skin and bones already. It's like no according to BMI charts I am actually overweight. Stupid fuckers think anyone smaller than them is a skinny bigot.

>>35485180
He just did the atkins diet and stuck with it, not to mention he got regular cardio by walking everywhere he could

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>>35478340
>reminder that in our grandparents' day, being "underweight" was such a common plight, they were deluged with adds for patent remedies to fix it.
>today, everyone's fat, and they don't even acknowledge it's a problem.

Before anyone says it, yes, I know mass-gaining products are still a thing. But they're niche products marketed in bodybuilding magazines, not in comic books and wherever else people might see them.

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The nutella challenge video mixes so well with so many songs.

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DQUOWL_I3J14&start1=&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DT8nJGX19YpQ&start2=&authorName=snoopsagan

>>35487344
Every time they cut to her she looks like she wants to eat the skinny girl in the front.
The look of hunger on her face when the fitness trainer mentions her 4 young kids is terrifying.

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>>35478340
>diet coke

kek

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>>35478340

>>35478340
Damn. She's so fat she can't shop at Lane Bryant; she has to shop at 4-lane Bryant.

>>35492073
At least he could wash his damn shirt.

>struggles to lay prone on his table because his moobs are in the way

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>>35492162
all the poison and formaldehyde of the orginal just less calories:DDDDD

>>35487344
That guy's thousand-yard stare in the first panel brought tears to my eyes. Hilarious.

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>>35492311
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnOU51nPUo4

>>35478340
>holding corporations responsible for the irresponsible choices of a super fat fuck cunt

I mean she was too fucking fat to fit on the planes, and when they finally found a plane for her, her fucking fat ass would have held up all the passengers for at least half an hour?

This...this is why we can't have nice things.

Day of the rope when?

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>>35491880
yeah, I remember the old time farmers calling my sister "good and healthy" when she gained a few pounds in her teens.

she was all kinds of butthurt.

pay no attention to the file name, just wanted to post the image in relation to what else you said.

>>35492073
damn... it's like watching the fall of an empire...

>>35492073
The worst part about it? People like this are allowed to vote.

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>>35492382
he has been sitting there for a full 5 minutes and just absorbed what the whale has said.

now he's full blown vietnam

>>35493016
Good luck finding a rope that won't tear

>>35493482
fuck fuck. someone edit his face into the vietnam dog gif.

>>35487754
I thought whales are supposed to do that

>>35491629
I'm a slightly overweight dude. If I ever express any desire to lose weight/build muscle everyone around me instantly jumps on the BUT YOU LOOK GOOD ALREADY YOU'RE JUST CONFORMING TO SOCIETIES STANDARDS IF YOU LOSE WEIGHT.

Bitch, if conforming to society's views means my pants fit better then I'm all for that. I hate how people took "watch out for people going full anorexia" for "anyone who wants to lose weight is a suicide risk".

>>35479467
average time to run a mile is about 10mins. fatty can run a mile in 4. fucking christ

>>35487344
>i eat meat
1% meat 99% fat
>I am mostly vegetarian
dafuq is mostly

>>35493602
second this

>>35494166
>dafuq is mostly
she is bullshitting you.

that's what dafuq that is.

>>35494442
I know it is bullshit, but to claim you can be mostly vegetarian. You either are or you are not. Those fatties are caught continuously in their lies throughout the vid.

I don't understand how someone can be that deluded

>>35482091
>that peter griffin flab roll hanging over the genitals.

>>35494498

Y' know, sugar ain't meat. Vegetarians have nothing against it. Vegans would probably find something to bitch about though.

>>35493482
That face is the face of a man who desperately wants to chamber over those seats and beat the stupid out if the land whale

>>35494578
I am surprised vegans don't only eat what falls to the ground considering that grass has a warning signal to other blades of grass when they are cut. You'd think that if grass does that then other plants we cut down for nourishment would have something similar.

probably worded that shittily

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>>35494572
you think that's a flab roll?

you have seen nothing, little man.

welcome... to the horror cabinet... or horror landfill, since a cabinet couldn't fit it all.

1/5, incoming

>>35494803
At what point do computers become sophisticated enough so that making them crash or formatting them is considered cruelty?

>>35495112
This can't be real

>>35488270
>dat pic

Holy shit, that's internet history right there.

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>>35494606
he has my harpoon

>>35494967
when they are able to power down and up by themselves and decide what processes to enact to better their performance (or make them feel good).

>>35495272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik-RYOy7nME
The truth is more terrifying than any nightmare.

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>>35495278
And my axe!

>>35494920
>>35494960
>>35495017
>>35495044
>>35495112
And I feel fat after not exercising and eating shit for ten years.
Ok. I guess I'm just overweight and it makes me feel like shit. These people are either proud of their abnormality or so far gone they can't kill themselves.

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>>35478340
>Vilma Soltesz, who was 407 pounds, died in Hungary in October 2012
I guess you could say she was very hungry!

>>35495351
Jesus H christ

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>>35495539
and my bow

>>35495596
no... no, he has no part in this...

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>>35495649
And my harpoons

>>35478925
>I ate the animal that left these tracks.

But those are train tracks...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SypF2eM_q8Q
average american family in action

>>35479467
Maybe she means she can do a 4 minute mile on her scooter.

>>35495759
Right, so they are willing to put in the effort into baking this shit. So it's not that cooking is hard. They can doo it. Substitute every ingredients in there with something healthy and bam, they can lose weight.

These people choose to be fat.

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>>35487911
>I am literally a whale

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>>35479467

>>35488561
>Was diagnosed with childhood bi-polar disorder by multiple psychiatrists
>It went away by the time I was fifteen?
>what the fuck

Anyway, manias are fucking gr8, m8. The feeling that after the mania you're going to be a mess is a bad feeling though.

>>35478340
Why does this remind me of Jackass?
oh right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DQ3ILTHXRw

>>35486190

That picture gets me every time.

>>35493989
I've has the same reaction when I said I was going to loose weight. To have fun, I always posted my progress. Once I started to gain muscle, I started really nagging at how good it felt to loose weight. I lost all my fat friends, but gained some fellow fit friends out of it.
These days when I see an old fat friend, I flex saying that it feels good to conform to societies standards. I look like an asshole but some people need to see that even they can get ripped if they try hard enough.

>>35495888
That would be a pretty chill scooter, I'm 5'11 180lb and I'd probably ride that thing.

>>35486190
what is this from
i want to watch it

>>35481969
KEK

>>35495587
Hey bro, everyone can loose weight. Head on over to >>>/fit/ and they'll start you off based on your condition. Everyone can become healthy.

>>35495759

Dear god that looks fucking delicious but I think I'm getting diabetes just looking at it.

>>35496266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0
Here you go m8
One of the funniest parts starts around the 40 minutes mark.

>>35486190
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>>35479467
Never trust a fat person.

They are like der Jude. They cannot help it.

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>>35478340
OC

>>35486447
>blaming obesity on meat
>not blaming it on sugar drinks, simple carb foods, and no vegetables

you don't get fat eating any decent size portion of meat. It's the cookies and the cakes that make the fatties fat.

>>35496312
I've been planning on getting myself an exercise bike so I can cycle while I /v/ or /tv/. It's just a matter of getting to contact the ebay people and find a ride to haul the shitty thing. This week, definitely though. I also started to lift, but I really need t diet more seriously.

>>35495717
Not meaning she ate the train.

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>>35478340
why wasn't she shipped by boat as heavy cargo?

>>35496346
~42:05 the fat pink blob starts to talk

>>35478925
laugh/10

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>>35496368
well...fuck...

>>35487344
that stare

that dead fucking stare

>>35496368
Those mice are cute.

>>35496444
Baby steps bro.
A good tip is to turn a meal into several small snacks. Also replacing junk with healthy foods is a good idea. Like for example, whenever I get the munchies, I'll grab a tomato and literally eat it like an apple. I get the feeling of "I just ate something" but it;s healthy.
Just start with eating healthier bro.

>>35486190

I wonder if the MRAs will ever start up a "thin privilege" movement

>>35496483
Boat might have keeled over.

>>35486069
he can't say shit about it because first he ain't fat, second he aint a woman.

>>35486190
>healthism
>the crazy notion that being health is a good thing

>>35496346
>insight
>fat fighters
They are not Sumos.

>>35496346

my sides can't handle these whales

>>35487344
>so primarily she eat bow of vegetables and fruit
>then secondly she eats meat, and more meat
>then she can have the main plate

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Wow look at this wonderful example of female beauty.

So pretty.
So healthy.

>>35496444

Dieting is the key part. /fit/ is mostly shit, but if you lurk there long enough you can pick up some good tips and information.

The thing I mostly hear: your diet change cannot just be a change in what you eat, but it has to be an /entire/ lifestyle change. You can go from eating 4000 calories, then down to 1500 to lose weight, and then go back to 4000 after you lose all the weight. This is why so many "diets" fail: they change what they eat for a while, lose weight, then go back to old ways, and gain it all back.

Good luck, and godspeed

>>35496582
it's also fucking disgusting to eat a tomato that way

>>35493482
>full blown vietnam
tears of laugh/10

>>35496942
How so? It's just a fruit. If you worry about juice spilling, you've never had truly fresh fruit then.

>>35479467

Fastest female mile is 4:12. Never trust fatties.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mile_run#Women

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>>35487344

>>35481884
Hm.. so she is basically math-shaming physics at this point...

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>>35495587
>proud of their abnormality
yeah, mostly this

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>>35487344

>>35487906
when we start liposuctioning fat from obese people to use it to generate electricity and solving all our energy problem this thin dictatorship will end.

>>35482091

You know something's wrong if no one can tell if you're nude or wearing underwear.

>>35495594
die in a hades, Carlos, you spic peace of shit...

>>35487906
The Pacific Islander is actually pretty hot

>>35488246

>less thyroid hormone than normal
>after thyroid cancer

Why didn't they give you the suppressant dose to turn you into a hungry skeleton? I thought that was standard.

>>35487668
At least you got free alcohol.

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>>35495594
goddammit carlos

>>35486190
>Julius
Iron pill name
>Health/fitness trainer
Iron pill job
>Making fatties mad
Most iron pill comics
We found him

>>35487906
>5 years from now
>fatties are dead from heart problem
>new fatties comiting their bullshit on tv

>>35496657

He's not fat for a reason you moron. Do you ask alcoholics on advice for how to not drink? No, you ask people who don't drink! I also don't see what being a woman has to do with it besides the fact that fat men usually admit that being fat is their own fucking fault.

>>35478340
>potato wife dead
>made 6 million dollars
Things are looking up for the husband.

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>>35495594
Slice your fucking ears off Carlos.

>>35497468
You know, I think I found a solution to the landwhale problem. There is actually a country where these hambeasts are considered attractive. Mauritania. Them Nignogs actually consider these blobs of grease, shit and misery attractive - heck, they even force-feed their women prior to marriage... http://www.marieclaire.com/world-reports/news/forcefeeding-in-mauritania

Let the nignogs have the monsters and we can clean up our gene-pool here in the process.

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>>35495894
yes
>>35495911
yupp
>>35496096
thanks
>>35496258
I never experienced any of this shit.
just a whole lot of "get /fit/, you fat shit"
I love my friends.
>>35496732
lold

>>35496483
weight limit.

and greenpeace/international ban on whaling.

>>35487911
>This must be the work of an enemy stand!

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>>35496657
fat feminist detected.

>>35488246
Yeah, but it can be really difficult to diagnose unless you have something obvious like muh thyroid. Hormonal disorders can throw your entire metabolism off so much that it can be nearly impossible for some people to eat enough calories to maintain health while also losing weight, not unless than can get a diagnosis. And the fact that a lot of doctors do automatically assume fatness is because of gluttony or laziness just makes the problem worse for those with actual disorders.

I know from experience, i'm a fatty. A few months ago I was 85lbs overweight. Not in great shape, but was able to hike up masada in 104F weather so not in horrible shape either. I had been slowly gaining weight for years and having a very hard time losing it.

Over the summer I lost almost 20lbs with no change in diet or lifestyle. I changed doctors and the new doctor gave me a standard blood test. She was so surprised by how healthy I was aside from the weight that she investigated further and figured out that I have hyperinsulinism, which slows down the ability for the body to burn fat. It can also cause insulin resistance over time as the body develops immunity to its own insulin (so if it goes untreated it can turn into diabetus). It also explains a fainting spell I had last year, which the doc thinks was probably a hypoglycemic episode.

It actually makes sense as hyperinsulinism runs in my family, but I guess I slipped through the cracks because I didn't have it in infancy. My mother had such a severe form in childhood that she had to get most of her pancreas removed because she kept having seizures and shit due to severe hypoglycemia. Maybe it would have been caught sooner if other docs had taken me seriously and done a full medical exam and history instead of being all >muh exercise >muh diets

tl;dr, i'm on metformin now, and eat every 2-3 hours. result = 20lb weight loss in three months. general fat hate pisses me off because it really does make assumptions.

>>35497428
seizure/10

thanks, anon

>>35497948
wut, there are non-fat, non-mentally-ill, non-single women online? ... I must have missed this ...

>>35491880
Lmao this, I was fooken skinny as a kid, like a skeleton with muscles and skin. I still am pretty skinny. How the fuck do people get this fat?

>>35497948

dat bikini bridge doe

>>35496712
the crazies of all isms

>>35497125
>this is the future we have chosen

>>35497135
lol

>>35495759
I'm murrican and most people aren't like that?

>>35478340


I usually don't care if fat people die because of there weight but I do feel sorry for this lady because her cause of death was not directly related to her obese but the airlines who refused to get her back to American soil where she could get proper help. She died because of the airlines negligence and that passes me off.

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>>35497188
you'd think so, but no...

>>35497948
Holy shit 4th wave feminism is gonna be good. Women are gonna stop hating each other, they're gonna stop pointless rejection of tradition. It's happening

>>35497428
oh my... thanks, 10/10, would welcome more...

>>35497472
DAMN!!!!!

>>35497608
>potato wife
why is this so damn funny?

>>35498689
in your dreams, maybe...

>>35478340
>cancer

BURN CIVILIZATION, BURN

>>35498527
>airlines negligence

no plane was big enough.

read that gain and let it sink in.

>>35495759
>Very first thing you see is Diet Pepsi
wwwwww

>>35479467
Mother of God, my sides.

"The current mile world record holders are Morocco's Hicham El Guerrouj with 3:43.13 minutes and Svetlana Masterkova of Russia with the women's record of 4:12.56 minutes."

SHE IS AN OLYMPIC CHAMPION HOLY SHIT

>four months into an eight month bulk
>started at 7% bf
>now 30lbs heavier and too scared to do my skinfold again

Why are peanut butter and pulled pork so delicious? ;_;
I feel like such a fatass even though I'm only at maybe 15%

>>35495759
>comments are disabled
kek

>>35488675
BOOMER!

>>35479467
Hicham El Guerrouj is the current men's record holder with his time of 3:43.13, while Svetlana Masterkova has the women's record of 4:12.56

God damnit.

Top kek

these threads are great to browse when cutting

I wonder how many people reading these threads are actually fat themselves

I'm skinnyfat and these threads are great motivation to lose more

>>35487906
>skip to 48:55

Are they right /pol/? are there really people who have genetics to blame?

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>>35494960
Imagine the smell.

>>35478340

>too fat to fly
>receive 6million

oy vey

>>35483884

>lift a few weights
>do little to no cardio
>consume more calories than spent
>get fatter

>SEE WORKING OUT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING
>MUH GENETICS

Fat people man... Do they even reality?

>>35484093

She was too fat to fly on based Hungarian airlines. Hungary isn't plagued with fat people so they're not used to catering to them.

>>35486069

I always lol when I see these landwhales who wear all that makeup. Makeup is traditionally used by women to make them selves appear healthier than they actually are. Fat people are so unhealthy that their makeup sharply contrasts with their terribly poor health.

That's why they look so strange.

>>35486190

>that face when

I know that feel all too well. My campus walls are littered with this propaganda of filth.

Everytime I pass the marxist posters I make that face.

>>35487344

>eating 20k worth of calories in vegetables every day

I have a difficult time believing this.

>>35491880

I always wonder how fat people let them selves reach that point to begin with. Like there's a point A and a point Z, did they not stop at around point H and think to them selves "maybe I should eat less and exercise more before this gets out of hand"?

Land whales at point Z love to play the helpless victim card, but in reality it is 100% their fault for letting them selves get that disgustingly overweight.

>>35495112

>healthy at every size

>>35488675
I'd love to fuck them. Probably fun

>>35495112

>she has 6 nigress asses

>>35495594

Fuck off carlos!

>>35497736

Wow that horse needs to be killed for committing a healthist hate crime!

>>35504841

Their vaginas probably smell like death him self.

That is a nigger-level low.

>>35505055
big girls need love too

>>35503919
dude fuck that gif

>>35495351
This sick fuck lives in Texas :/
I can't believe she's in my state.

>>35505336
reborted :^)

>>35498029
>Surprised by how healthy I was aside from the weight

>>35496590

MRA's will never start a thin privilege movement because they care more about women accepting them just for existing in general.

>>35497776
fucking 10/10

>>35496557

>fat is the new 30

They'll be lucky when it's past 40.

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>>35488817
>lamigdol
you fucking fat fuck. it's called LAMICTAL. i was on it for 3 years in college, it's clear to me that you're either :
a. lying through your teeth
b. are an idiot who can't even read their pill bottle
i know you're probably not in this thread anymore but jesus fuck. i was overweight at one point as well and binged on food and guess what, i fucking got over it. i suggest you do the same fatty

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>>35496444
step up trips

I cardio 750 calories out everyday in bike, and eat only 1000-1200. With some luck you can burn a kilo or 2 per week
Learn to count calories when eating, it's essential

>>35481884
I was a shit sprinter (long distance runner) and i clocked 12.4 on the hundred meter
(american here - In track we use meters for the 100 - 800m races and then 1mile, 2mile, then 5k/3.1 interchangable and 10k.
I was slow on the hurdles cause i jumped too high (white here)
This cunt thinks she can run a female fast sprint for a mile it only confirms she is completely delusional.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPmtBg4wPH0

>>35479467
barrel rolling without the barrel =/= running

>>35488897
top crikey

>>35508618
I wish I could fucking understand what people are saying in that video

>>35478340
fatfag here

yes, genetics does affect your metabolism and you hunger

But that doesn't give you an excuse to be obese any more than being genetically predisposed to alcoholism allows you to drink and drive. Obesity costs this country so much in healthcare costs, that I feel no sympathy for fat people who bitch about their own failures. At least I'm actually making improvement, and I don't blame others. Yeah, exercising is harder than being a victim, but life is hard. Get over it, tubbies.

Anyway, that's my rant.

>>35495044
Mammoth hoof

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>>35497736
that pony must have been like

>>35495759
I'm American and I'm disgusted by this shit. These people make me sick; and the fact that she has kids that she's indoctrinating with this shit pisses me off.

>>35486069
is this a you rage you lose thread? because i just lost

The only fat people I feel sympathy for are kids, because they don't know any better for a while. They either see other thin kids and wonder why they can't do the things they do, or get insulted by being called "tubby" or whatever, and then probably ask their parents questions. Except if the kid is fat, chances are the parents are fat, too, so there's no way that kid is going to lose weight until he or she is old enough and hopefully smart enough to do it on his or her own. Fat kids should be considered child abuse.

>>35515208
heh,i was obese as a kid (well,its muh genetics) but as soon as i hit puberty i took a look in the mirror and said FUCK THAT.
now,its a bit hard maintaining one's form (and by hard i mean you have to NOT EAT THE ENTIRE FRIDGE and exercise) but if the alternative is being a sweaty sofabeast....

>>35503692
no

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>>35504876
>6 nigress asses

>2015-1
>not knowing /pol/'s official measurements for fatso's

>>35505001
yeah, self-preservation is a bitch

I know you're here, Ebaums cross-poster.

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>>35508618
I wish we could just shoot these fucks...

and I'm a NEET.

>>35515171
no, this is a "feel free to rage against the lard people as much as you like, they won't lose any weight anyway" thread

>>35518659
Bad, you should have said its white privilege, where are the gypsies?

>>35518652
>how is it my problem my fat is costing you
>how dare you bring a food trolley around and expect me to have self control

Light it on fire
Theres enough fuel there to melt the ice caps and wipe out the planet.

>>35479467

> Knee fracture
> Genetic trait

That's not a genetic trait, it's because she's fat.

> 4 minute mile
> 40 miles a month

If she knows about her "genetic trait" how on earth is she doing all this jogging and running?

I used to walk 40 miles a week to and from my place of education and did that for two years. I'm pretty lean and I got tired, so I seriously doubt someone who's above average weight can do it.

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>>35518652

Bruh, what the fuck.

>>35487344
Now realize that the bitch preaching health and diet is pretty fat herself.

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>>35518659
stop fat shaming me, you typhoid riddled toothpick.

>>35486190
Love it!

>>35479467
I've been in track and XC for 3-4 years, and I still was only able to run 5:30 for the mile. Even if she were to claim 4 minutes for the kilometer, it's still a 6-minute mile. No way this whale can waddle that fast.

>>35478340
>victims husband gets 6 million

this is the same story where the women didn't go to Hungary hospitals because she didn't trust them

If only the husband had a jewish last name I would easily pin this down a conspiracy for the husband to rid his wife of him for MUH 6,000,000 and life insurance

>>35483064
10K is 6.2 miles

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>>35519048
that depends on what your definition of "run" is

>>35486363

How slow do you walk, man? That's like...a minute and a half of walking.

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>>35519059
oh, come now...

who wouldn't want this beautiful flower in their life?

>>35519327
I couldn't be bothered to do the math.

I never clock my walking speed, because... why would I?

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>>35486190

>>35487668

>Be on flight in Australia
>2 Lesbian landwhales sitting ahead of me
>Suddenly weird nutty smell in the air. Smelt bad.
>Smell of baby wipes out of nowhere.
>Hushed whispers from the landwhale
>"You've got to get your [indistinct] under control!"
>Fatty had shit herself on the plane.
>Guy right behind them gets up, moves to the back of the plane with a bunch of Lebbos
>Lebbos laughing and asking what's happening
>Dude straight tells them she shat herself.
>Lebbos sides are destroyed in one instant.
>Entire plan now reeks of baby wipes and the foulest smelling shit imaginable.

>>35499067
>I'm only at maybe 15%
You have no business having that much body fat unless you have ovaries fat ass.

>>35494960
Holy fuck this looks like those infected monsters from guild wars factions.
Or splicers from bioshock.

>>35519368
at first I was like

but then I saw the landwhale

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>>35519521
Looks more like a brood mother to me.

>>35519338
Dat diabetic foot

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>>35519521
I was thinking of something else...

>>35479467
Even when I was in shape I couldn't run a 4 minute mile muchless carrying an extra 150lbs. What a delusional idiot.

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>>35519823
It's afraid...

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>>35519972
So am I.

fucking terrified, to be honest.

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>>35519733
but you didn't read the file name, did you?

>>35485939
kep lol

>>35518652
Link.

>>35520199
read the thread

I mean seriously.
the image you requested sauce from is LITERALLY linking to the video.

how lazy and retarded are you?

>>35519019
Jewish newfags

>>35487754
You mean get stuck in the pool for 2 hours because that's how long it takes for the crane to arrive?

>>35515208
I was such a fatass as a kid, 75kg (20kg more than now at 170cm). I still have those old med files from school.
It takes so much effort for a child/young teen not to break when even the people that are supposed to guide you and take care of you are against your self improvement attempts

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