In todays episode of:
>I AM FAT, AND IT IS EVERYBODY ELSE'S FAULT AND RESPONSIBILITY
she ate that much money once.
then the bank had to close down.
then the market took a hit.
then we had a recession.
one mile = 1600 meters (europoor here)
1600 m/ 4 minutes = 400 m/ minute
400m/ minute = 100 m/ 15 seconds
current world record, 100 meter dash = 9.58 seconds, set by Jamaica's Usain Bolt.
so, yeah... she is claiming to run almost as fast as a Olympic class nigger.
and that is just the 100 meters.
the world record for the 1600 meter dash?
Hicham el Guerrouj with time of 3:43.13
I'm just slightly overweight, and I know I will never in my life run this fast.
(still working on getting /fit/, though...)
Florence Griffith Joyner set the official world record for the women's 100 m of 10.49 s.
this hippo runs only 4 sec slower?
I think not.
then who is it?
Right, they are strapped down daily and force fed thousands of Calories more than they need on a daily basis for years.
Its totally not from them just sitting on their asses and stuffing their fat maws with soda and McDonalds.
you don't say...
dark jew magic
I never have a shred of sympathy for people who get this bad.
I have a friend who was in the 550 area and went on a diet, all if his own volition and lost over 250 lbs in under 2 years. He's still a big dude but it's nowhere near as bad any longer
>Servers her right.
serves her right... left... center... after tea... before brunch... late night... serves her 24/7, yes sir.
I also know people who managed to lose lots in little time.
most of them did the stomach surgery thing
today I ran for half an hour, can you imagine running you fatties?
Fuck, I even biked today pretty far away.
God all these healthy things and I do not even really give a shit about them, I kinda like them even. Anyone who thinks its hard to get from the couch is retarded, just stand fucking up.
Man, the SJWs really have their screws loose with this whole "thin privilege" bullshit.
I walked up a mountain.
not a super tall one.
but the mountain path is rocky, and at a 40-55 degree inclination.
good workout right there. even harder than running for 15-20 minutes.
160 meter in 4 minutes?
isn't that something like walking speed?
The way you keep a human body is not to eat dead tortured unhealthy animals all day.
If humanity went back to agriculture and abandoned this demonic failure trip its on, everyone would be better off and all the demons would be put to rest.
Its coming, i think a lot of you wont be around to see it though, because you dont understand it.
As someone who lost a lot of weight through exercise and is sculpting his body to become a fucking ripped machine atm;
I'm not even going to type anything in-depth on this subject. Fat people are idiots.
funny that you should say that, we have a 300 meters high hill here that I used to run daily up (bad for the muscles on my hip though, lots of strain).
I used to climb that bitch 8 times at best a day, thats an hours worth of climbing. I think I lost most of my fat on that mountain.
Now I am thin again and am trying to get athletic, I wanna outrun people in case I get into the army or SHTF happens and the way its going there are great signs that it may happen.
true that. good luck getting athletic.
lying whale detected.
Fattie Airline story
>Fly something that wasn't Virgin Airlines (I forget)
>Man and wife, monstrous hambeasts both sit in row ahead of me
>phew dodged that bullet
>together they're taking up 3 seats
>still not enough room for them
>through choked esophogeal passages and tongues being smothered by their own cheaks (B word fat) they complain to the stewardess (who looks like shes wishing for death but death wont come)
>she moves the wive to my row who fills up two seats next to me and is spilling over the armrest (the only thing that saved me) and the aisle
>Stewardess keeps giving me "Im so sorry dude" looks and pumps me full of free alcohol for the rest of the flight to numb the pain
>wasn't the worst flight i had
you dont go to the gym do you.
You don't see them sitting on the leg machines (why is it always leg machines?) lifting not a single plate as they type away on their phones and talk to their friends who are also morbidly obese who are also on the leg machines next to them lifting not a single plate.
After 3 months max the quit and go aorund telling everyone "I WENT TO THE GYM. I WORK OUT, IT DOES NOTHING!"
Plus side if you ask to work through they flee the machine like you just liberated a Genie.
True but at least she went to the gym maybe she doesn't have all the knowledge but it's a step in the right direction i'd say.
Fair enough maybe I just haven't met those types, most of my gym is a local one that you can tell is man filled (only 2 cardio machines the rest is all weight lifting) I think in the past 2-3 years I only saw 3 women go in.
Even then it can be solved.
The mythical muh thyroid problem is solved by Thyroxine. I know this because I had Thyroid cancer and for the first few months whilst they were adjusting my dosage I had less Thyroid hormone than normal so I gained weight and was just all around a lazy fuck, but the moment I went on the correct Thyroxine dosage I went back to normal and lost all the fat in addition to exercising.
>it's a step in the right direction i'd say.
then you'd be talking out of your ass.
see >>35487899 for more.
I'm bipolar type 2. I'm a productive member of society with a job and everything, so I won't kill myself yet. During my cases of mania, I am incredibly productive and amazing clear on goals.
But when I'm bored, I binge eat, gamble, and forget that I have any life-long aspirations.
I know a lot of people don't believe mental illness exists here/euthanasia would be the best option for the mentally ill, but I don't know what to do any more.
I'm fat, and every time I want to do something about it I eventually forget I ever had a plan in the first place.
I read that the Blue Whale population was rebounding after years of whaling, i didn't know this is what they meant.
Is this actually diagnosed or self diagnosed? Because your bing eat gamble and all that shit sounds like the majority of people. Hell even when I'm really bored I just stuff my face luckily for me I keep fruit all over the place so I'm not gaining any weight when stuffing myself.
still, getting the numbers together helps you understand the magnitude of her disillusion.
anon already delivered, read the thread
>We've all aquired a Koala
Fuking australia man
It's diagnosed. I went to five different psychiatrists to be sure, as I didn't believe it.
It's not just "binge eat and gamble." I'll spend hundreds of dollars simply because I'm bored and have nothing better to do. My binge eating normally results in me throwing up, somewhere around 4000 calories if I'm super bored and delusional that night.
And when I'm in a manic state, I produce amazing things.
I'm not even doing it justice, the difference between my manic and non-manic states are like night and day. And normally mania is the thing you're supposed to avoid.
Yes you are right, my sister had problems with her weight as side effect of hypothyroidism, but with a good treatment and a /fit/ spirit she is returning to her normal weight. I'm referring to some hopeless or really difficult cases that exist but they are strange occurrences, most people is fat because they are being lazy asses like you said, and/or don't care about their diets.
I've been trying to avoid medication until I can talk to a psychologist. I had a friend (who's currently doing his phd for psychology) who's got similar issues, and he said that I should find some "hippy dippy young male psychologist who can help clear your mind and get you to focus," so I'm going to try that first.
If he doesn't help, then it's back to lamigdol, 200 mg a day.
Your metabolism is slower, plus you feel cold all the time, you don't want to leave your bed (i'm a very energetic morning person) and you just don't want to do a single thing. There are also other problems like being slower, memory problems and other shit.
Mind you I had my entire thyroid gone so people with hypothyroidism still have some of the hormone. Nonetheless it's still easily fixed within 1 week of being on thyroxine I felt amazing within a month I returned to normal.
How do people get this fucking fat. I sit on my ass the majority of the day and am nowhere near these whales and beasts. Sure I have a gut from drinking and general unhealthiness, but holy fuck.
Takeaway's is one of the reasons, people are too lazy to cook come home from a tiring shift instead of actually bothering to spend 10-30 mins cooking they just buy shit from restaurants and gain the calories.
I had a friend who solely lived off an indian takeaway for 1-2 years the guy gained about 20 kilos in that way, after we lived together I showed him how easy it is to make delicious food that is moderately healthy he finally cut on the that shit and started to lose some weight.
I am like you maybe a bit bigger. I always consider myself too fat and try to loose weight once in a while. Whenever people like this hear my criticize my own weight or say I am working out they try to say I am skin and bones already. It's like no according to BMI charts I am actually overweight. Stupid fuckers think anyone smaller than them is a skinny bigot.
>reminder that in our grandparents' day, being "underweight" was such a common plight, they were deluged with adds for patent remedies to fix it.
>today, everyone's fat, and they don't even acknowledge it's a problem.
Before anyone says it, yes, I know mass-gaining products are still a thing. But they're niche products marketed in bodybuilding magazines, not in comic books and wherever else people might see them.
The nutella challenge video mixes so well with so many songs.
Every time they cut to her she looks like she wants to eat the skinny girl in the front.
The look of hunger on her face when the fitness trainer mentions her 4 young kids is terrifying.
all the poison and formaldehyde of the orginal just less calories:DDDDD
>holding corporations responsible for the irresponsible choices of a super fat fuck cunt
I mean she was too fucking fat to fit on the planes, and when they finally found a plane for her, her fucking fat ass would have held up all the passengers for at least half an hour?
This...this is why we can't have nice things.
Day of the rope when?
yeah, I remember the old time farmers calling my sister "good and healthy" when she gained a few pounds in her teens.
she was all kinds of butthurt.
pay no attention to the file name, just wanted to post the image in relation to what else you said.
he has been sitting there for a full 5 minutes and just absorbed what the whale has said.
now he's full blown vietnam
I'm a slightly overweight dude. If I ever express any desire to lose weight/build muscle everyone around me instantly jumps on the BUT YOU LOOK GOOD ALREADY YOU'RE JUST CONFORMING TO SOCIETIES STANDARDS IF YOU LOSE WEIGHT.
Bitch, if conforming to society's views means my pants fit better then I'm all for that. I hate how people took "watch out for people going full anorexia" for "anyone who wants to lose weight is a suicide risk".
I know it is bullshit, but to claim you can be mostly vegetarian. You either are or you are not. Those fatties are caught continuously in their lies throughout the vid.
I don't understand how someone can be that deluded
I am surprised vegans don't only eat what falls to the ground considering that grass has a warning signal to other blades of grass when they are cut. You'd think that if grass does that then other plants we cut down for nourishment would have something similar.
probably worded that shittily
you think that's a flab roll?
you have seen nothing, little man.
welcome... to the horror cabinet... or horror landfill, since a cabinet couldn't fit it all.
And I feel fat after not exercising and eating shit for ten years.
Ok. I guess I'm just overweight and it makes me feel like shit. These people are either proud of their abnormality or so far gone they can't kill themselves.
>Vilma Soltesz, who was 407 pounds, died in Hungary in October 2012
I guess you could say she was very hungry!
Right, so they are willing to put in the effort into baking this shit. So it's not that cooking is hard. They can doo it. Substitute every ingredients in there with something healthy and bam, they can lose weight.
These people choose to be fat.
>Was diagnosed with childhood bi-polar disorder by multiple psychiatrists
>It went away by the time I was fifteen?
>what the fuck
Anyway, manias are fucking gr8, m8. The feeling that after the mania you're going to be a mess is a bad feeling though.
I've has the same reaction when I said I was going to loose weight. To have fun, I always posted my progress. Once I started to gain muscle, I started really nagging at how good it felt to loose weight. I lost all my fat friends, but gained some fellow fit friends out of it.
These days when I see an old fat friend, I flex saying that it feels good to conform to societies standards. I look like an asshole but some people need to see that even they can get ripped if they try hard enough.
>blaming obesity on meat
>not blaming it on sugar drinks, simple carb foods, and no vegetables
you don't get fat eating any decent size portion of meat. It's the cookies and the cakes that make the fatties fat.
I've been planning on getting myself an exercise bike so I can cycle while I /v/ or /tv/. It's just a matter of getting to contact the ebay people and find a ride to haul the shitty thing. This week, definitely though. I also started to lift, but I really need t diet more seriously.
why wasn't she shipped by boat as heavy cargo?
Baby steps bro.
A good tip is to turn a meal into several small snacks. Also replacing junk with healthy foods is a good idea. Like for example, whenever I get the munchies, I'll grab a tomato and literally eat it like an apple. I get the feeling of "I just ate something" but it;s healthy.
Just start with eating healthier bro.
Wow look at this wonderful example of female beauty.
Dieting is the key part. /fit/ is mostly shit, but if you lurk there long enough you can pick up some good tips and information.
The thing I mostly hear: your diet change cannot just be a change in what you eat, but it has to be an /entire/ lifestyle change. You can go from eating 4000 calories, then down to 1500 to lose weight, and then go back to 4000 after you lose all the weight. This is why so many "diets" fail: they change what they eat for a while, lose weight, then go back to old ways, and gain it all back.
Good luck, and godspeed
>proud of their abnormality
yeah, mostly this
He's not fat for a reason you moron. Do you ask alcoholics on advice for how to not drink? No, you ask people who don't drink! I also don't see what being a woman has to do with it besides the fact that fat men usually admit that being fat is their own fucking fault.
You know, I think I found a solution to the landwhale problem. There is actually a country where these hambeasts are considered attractive. Mauritania. Them Nignogs actually consider these blobs of grease, shit and misery attractive - heck, they even force-feed their women prior to marriage... http://www.marieclaire.com/world-reports/news/forcefeeding-in-mauritania
Let the nignogs have the monsters and we can clean up our gene-pool here in the process.
I never experienced any of this shit.
just a whole lot of "get /fit/, you fat shit"
I love my friends.
Yeah, but it can be really difficult to diagnose unless you have something obvious like muh thyroid. Hormonal disorders can throw your entire metabolism off so much that it can be nearly impossible for some people to eat enough calories to maintain health while also losing weight, not unless than can get a diagnosis. And the fact that a lot of doctors do automatically assume fatness is because of gluttony or laziness just makes the problem worse for those with actual disorders.
I know from experience, i'm a fatty. A few months ago I was 85lbs overweight. Not in great shape, but was able to hike up masada in 104F weather so not in horrible shape either. I had been slowly gaining weight for years and having a very hard time losing it.
Over the summer I lost almost 20lbs with no change in diet or lifestyle. I changed doctors and the new doctor gave me a standard blood test. She was so surprised by how healthy I was aside from the weight that she investigated further and figured out that I have hyperinsulinism, which slows down the ability for the body to burn fat. It can also cause insulin resistance over time as the body develops immunity to its own insulin (so if it goes untreated it can turn into diabetus). It also explains a fainting spell I had last year, which the doc thinks was probably a hypoglycemic episode.
It actually makes sense as hyperinsulinism runs in my family, but I guess I slipped through the cracks because I didn't have it in infancy. My mother had such a severe form in childhood that she had to get most of her pancreas removed because she kept having seizures and shit due to severe hypoglycemia. Maybe it would have been caught sooner if other docs had taken me seriously and done a full medical exam and history instead of being all >muh exercise >muh diets
tl;dr, i'm on metformin now, and eat every 2-3 hours. result = 20lb weight loss in three months. general fat hate pisses me off because it really does make assumptions.
I usually don't care if fat people die because of there weight but I do feel sorry for this lady because her cause of death was not directly related to her obese but the airlines who refused to get her back to American soil where she could get proper help. She died because of the airlines negligence and that passes me off.
Mother of God, my sides.
"The current mile world record holders are Morocco's Hicham El Guerrouj with 3:43.13 minutes and Svetlana Masterkova of Russia with the women's record of 4:12.56 minutes."
SHE IS AN OLYMPIC CHAMPION HOLY SHIT
>four months into an eight month bulk
>started at 7% bf
>now 30lbs heavier and too scared to do my skinfold again
Why are peanut butter and pulled pork so delicious? ;_;
I feel like such a fatass even though I'm only at maybe 15%
I always lol when I see these landwhales who wear all that makeup. Makeup is traditionally used by women to make them selves appear healthier than they actually are. Fat people are so unhealthy that their makeup sharply contrasts with their terribly poor health.
That's why they look so strange.
I always wonder how fat people let them selves reach that point to begin with. Like there's a point A and a point Z, did they not stop at around point H and think to them selves "maybe I should eat less and exercise more before this gets out of hand"?
Land whales at point Z love to play the helpless victim card, but in reality it is 100% their fault for letting them selves get that disgustingly overweight.
you fucking fat fuck. it's called LAMICTAL. i was on it for 3 years in college, it's clear to me that you're either :
a. lying through your teeth
b. are an idiot who can't even read their pill bottle
i know you're probably not in this thread anymore but jesus fuck. i was overweight at one point as well and binged on food and guess what, i fucking got over it. i suggest you do the same fatty
step up trips
I cardio 750 calories out everyday in bike, and eat only 1000-1200. With some luck you can burn a kilo or 2 per week
Learn to count calories when eating, it's essential
I was a shit sprinter (long distance runner) and i clocked 12.4 on the hundred meter
(american here - In track we use meters for the 100 - 800m races and then 1mile, 2mile, then 5k/3.1 interchangable and 10k.
I was slow on the hurdles cause i jumped too high (white here)
This cunt thinks she can run a female fast sprint for a mile it only confirms she is completely delusional.
yes, genetics does affect your metabolism and you hunger
But that doesn't give you an excuse to be obese any more than being genetically predisposed to alcoholism allows you to drink and drive. Obesity costs this country so much in healthcare costs, that I feel no sympathy for fat people who bitch about their own failures. At least I'm actually making improvement, and I don't blame others. Yeah, exercising is harder than being a victim, but life is hard. Get over it, tubbies.
Anyway, that's my rant.
The only fat people I feel sympathy for are kids, because they don't know any better for a while. They either see other thin kids and wonder why they can't do the things they do, or get insulted by being called "tubby" or whatever, and then probably ask their parents questions. Except if the kid is fat, chances are the parents are fat, too, so there's no way that kid is going to lose weight until he or she is old enough and hopefully smart enough to do it on his or her own. Fat kids should be considered child abuse.
heh,i was obese as a kid (well,its muh genetics) but as soon as i hit puberty i took a look in the mirror and said FUCK THAT.
now,its a bit hard maintaining one's form (and by hard i mean you have to NOT EAT THE ENTIRE FRIDGE and exercise) but if the alternative is being a sweaty sofabeast....
>6 nigress asses
>not knowing /pol/'s official measurements for fatso's
I wish we could just shoot these fucks...
and I'm a NEET.
>how is it my problem my fat is costing you
>how dare you bring a food trolley around and expect me to have self control
Light it on fire
Theres enough fuel there to melt the ice caps and wipe out the planet.
> Knee fracture
> Genetic trait
That's not a genetic trait, it's because she's fat.
> 4 minute mile
> 40 miles a month
If she knows about her "genetic trait" how on earth is she doing all this jogging and running?
I used to walk 40 miles a week to and from my place of education and did that for two years. I'm pretty lean and I got tired, so I seriously doubt someone who's above average weight can do it.
stop fat shaming me, you typhoid riddled toothpick.
I've been in track and XC for 3-4 years, and I still was only able to run 5:30 for the mile. Even if she were to claim 4 minutes for the kilometer, it's still a 6-minute mile. No way this whale can waddle that fast.
>victims husband gets 6 million
this is the same story where the women didn't go to Hungary hospitals because she didn't trust them
If only the husband had a jewish last name I would easily pin this down a conspiracy for the husband to rid his wife of him for MUH 6,000,000 and life insurance
that depends on what your definition of "run" is
oh, come now...
who wouldn't want this beautiful flower in their life?
>Be on flight in Australia
>2 Lesbian landwhales sitting ahead of me
>Suddenly weird nutty smell in the air. Smelt bad.
>Smell of baby wipes out of nowhere.
>Hushed whispers from the landwhale
>"You've got to get your [indistinct] under control!"
>Fatty had shit herself on the plane.
>Guy right behind them gets up, moves to the back of the plane with a bunch of Lebbos
>Lebbos laughing and asking what's happening
>Dude straight tells them she shat herself.
>Lebbos sides are destroyed in one instant.
>Entire plan now reeks of baby wipes and the foulest smelling shit imaginable.
Looks more like a brood mother to me.
So am I.
fucking terrified, to be honest.
but you didn't read the file name, did you?
I was such a fatass as a kid, 75kg (20kg more than now at 170cm). I still have those old med files from school.
It takes so much effort for a child/young teen not to break when even the people that are supposed to guide you and take care of you are against your self improvement attempts