1,000 deaths in one month, and the rate is still rising.
GOOD LUCK EBOLACHAN!
>tfw ebola threads are the main reason i come to /pol/
>tfw learning about the ebola epidemic brought you out of depression
THANK YOU EBOLA-CHAN
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN
You have five seconds to prove you love Ebola-chan
Same here. I used to come every month or so the catch up on the various happenings and to enjoy some good old fashioned humor. But it seems I just can't go a few days without getting my ebola fix.
/pol/'s waifu is best waifu.
Ebola deaths pass 2,000 as Liberia shuts down contaminated police station and Sierra Leone’s capital ‘crumbles’
WHO: number of people who have died has reached 2,097 across five West Africa countries
Faster and faster we go, when will it stop, nobody knows...
Thank you Ebola-chan!
We love you, Ebola-chan!
if dubs an whole world get ebolas :DDDDDDD
IF DUBS FINLAND REBOBULADES EARTH AFTER EBOLA :DDDD
any other OC?
Ebola death toll passes 2,000: UN
looks like I derailed this whole thread
Do you have shares of Pierce & Pierce too?
I wanted a wallpaper out of that so I made it
>tfw ebola wrecks anti white jewpuppet
GOD EXISTS AND EBOLA IT HIS WAY TO WIPE HIS MISTAKES.
>...and to snuggle :D
I'm still depressed, but it almost seems like the sun will rise over the torn and broken rubble of my life whenever I see Ebola-chan's smiling face.
I am growing stronger every day.
Keep up the good work Ebola-chan.
We love you. We are rooting for you.
Clear out Africa. We know you can do it. We are depending on you!
"I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!"
>mfw everyone ALWAYS forgets the quotes necessary for self-preservation
I was drawing another one but I gave up on it, is it good enough as is for you?
I love you ebola-chan!
Keep up the good work. We are counting on you
Could someone draw a better version of this? I'm not a very good artist. I'll be ever so grateful.
>Not being an evangelical Nurglite
>Not working to your plague champion status
It's like you don't even want Grandfather Nurgle's totally saturated in STD sloppy seconds. I bet you even call in sick when you're in instead of spreading his love.
Enjoy never decaying beautifully, non-believers
I bet Ebola-chan would be really dominant in bed.
>tfw no Ebola-chan to handcuff you and make you bleed from your eyeballs
dang I even forgot to give her fake hair.
That is as good as any Jewish art I have ever seen at a museum. I would say that it strikes of pastoral induction to a more post modern inference being more that it is simplistic. Clearly it challenges the ideas of Africa, and the ebolaesque milieu that totalitarian white men perceive.
Good luck Ebola-chan
I wonder what Ebola-chan's pussy feels like? It would be extremely hot because of the fever and extra lubed from the blood and it would envelope you entirely and tightly. I would happily bust a nut inside of Ebola-chan fully knowing I will dying slowly and painfully later. I love you Ebola-chan
A little of both. Throw in /fit/ and /v/ as well
Inspired, I'll start working on it some more now.
What do you think?
Imagine this as ebola-chan. oh my love my sweet.
I know where that feel came from...
Since this is the ebola thread, can someone post the Charles Monet story from The Hot Zone?
>this anime bola bullshit
please stop and fuck back off to /a/ or /b/ you damn anime queers
dubs says we do.
If not I am sure someone over in /lit/ would like to try that out!
Hello new friend! Welcome to 4 Chan! :) 4 Chan is a fascinating anonymous public forum (also called and "imageboard"!) which prides itself on being based on anime and manga culture! Enjoy your stay and have a look around :) just make sure to look at the rules before posting!
I don't get it. Why is everyone so supportive of ebola? It's a deadly disease. Hello? How could that be good for anyone?
What's Ebola-chan's favorite drink?
A bloody Mary!
Can you imagine the heaven on earth if all the niggers are gone from Africa?
I DO NOT WISH TO LIVE
I WANT TO SERVE EBOLA-CHAN
TAKE ME, AND IN DEATH GIVE ME PURPOSE
Who doesn't. She is everything good and pure in the world. She loves us.
She is taking out the trash and doing what needs to be done.
I love you ebola-chan!
>I know this feel
she makes me wanna draw again. I feel so inspired.
>Says as he gets dubs
How can one man be so based?
pale skin is love, pale skin is life
>i was the first doubles and the first of 3 88s
everything i believe is objectively correct
was Ebola Chan created by papa Nurgle? is she his daughter?
Why aren't there waves of content for Ebola-chan? She's the only character who's ever made me smile, and everyone else loves her too. Please make more, drawfags. I'm begging you. Help me smile, and help all the niggers to their early graves.
Yeah I'll work on it more for you guys, after I go get myself some freedom burgers.
I love how a viral outbreak nobody took seriously spiraled into Hellish infernal suffering and now we have an anime waifu for every catastrophe-loving /pol/lack.
Truly these are great times we live in.
I had an idea: there are basically African versions of 4chan, Facebook, etc.
Also, Africans are retarded as fuck and superstitious.
Therefore: we must spread a superstition that the vaccine will make you homosexual or something. Like it was a side effect, but decadent westerners love homosexuals so sent the vaccine anyway.
You need to say you are a wizard, or the devil emailed you to say this.
>consecutive triple dubs
my god wtf is happening in this thread?
>The passenger was isolated in Accra, Ghana's capital city. It's alleged by Robert Alai, a prominent Kenyan blogger, that the passenger was supposed to have been subjected to a series of test which he has not undergone.
>was supposed to have been subjected to a series of test which he has not undergone.
>settling in with ebola-chan to watch the end of the world with /pol/
havent you learned anything during theology class?
nurgle hates tzeentch because plans and change are bad for decay and stagnation.
he's pretty chill with slaanesh because all that multi dicked fucking of all human orifices (and some extra ones) spreads all kinds of STDs.
nonono, you misunderstand.
he was actually saying "hey Ebola-chan, here is a shit" because he wanted to give her something of his to infect with Ebola.
I was really tired of that shitty editing job.
THE CURSE OF BEING STUCK IN 4CHAN FOREVER HAS FINALLY BEEN BROKEN.
And it couldn't have come in a better time, now that 4chan has reached an all time low. There is a new chan, it´s only 5 months old but it´s already the second fastest english speaking chan, losing only to 4chan.
How the fuck did it get so popular so fast? Why is this being so hyped? It´s getting more than 1000 posts a day on the /b/ board, and this chan has climbed 2 million alexa ranks in just a few months. How is this possible? Because mchan is the most unique website on the internet right now. It is completely different than 4chan, reddit and so on. Mchan has a different moderation system designed to allow 100% freedom of speech while at the same time keeping boards organized, and without the need for moderators to delete shit because they power trip and delete what they don't like. Mods will never censor what you want to say again.
On top of that, there is no moralfaggotry in mchan. Only true illegal posts get removed. 4chan bans a lot of things that are legal because of moot´s personal ideals.
Fun has been restored to the inernet, rejoice anons. Someone had the balls to make something that doesn't cater to SJW´s and society's moral codes.
[bypass algorithm: 7]
Viel Glueck, Obersturmbannführer Ebolachan!
Here is a cleaner version of the original without the "pixelized magic wand tool" cutouts.
they sell unnecessary drugs, to addict the people.
these are pretty bizarre
some shit on johnson and johnson. (who will probably make the vaccine)
I couldn`t find a single angolian chan
if dubs ebola wipes out fucking everybody except white people with a strong moral backbone and an IQ above 130, and also a few Japanese people get to survive too
Also, ebola-chan becomes the figurehead of a new religion
Your observation concerning his singles can't be trusted given your subsequent dishonesty concerning the uniqueness of the two trailing digits of your post number. I, however, shall successfully demonstrate your former assertion, as evidence by the fact that the two trailing digits of my post, viewed as a set, have exactly the quality I say they do. This quality is as follows: the set of the two trailing digits of this post has only one unique element.
im ready for your love ebola-chan
ill help spread your love to all the hamplanets
How long will it take until someone who has contracted Ebola actually post on one of these threads?
You can do something with your life. After you're infected, you can become her messenger. If only a handful will inherit the Earth you have the responsibility to insure that it won't be the wrong crowd.
>get binary explosives
>fill water cooler jugs with 1/4 your shit and piss, 1/4 wood splinters, 1/4 water
>put watertight explosive tin in jug with fuse or something
>plant your new ebola cocktails throughout nearby ghettos
>blow up cocktails, ebola shrapnel errywhere
or just spend your time on crowded buses while sweaty
ebola-chan will give you a week or two to spread her love to all you can
>inb4 this actually happens
i was thinking the water would absorb enough of the heat, but since its incompressible it would also really shred the jugs and launch that shit far
im not sure if fuses work on binaries though, though compressed air would probly be better
im so fucked if someone actually does that
>mfw that happens