the rebels have blown the death star. what shall we do about these recent terrorist attacks? I was thinking about sexually harassing more people at spaceports.
that design flaw in the death star was pretty bad
how about not outsourcing such important projects to the same firm that made this?
this is as shitty as your dumb healthcare website
>calling it the "Death Star"
>falling for rebel propaganda
it's the Orbital Battle Station, and it's designed to bring the fight to the Outer Rim so that the terrorists spend time fighting it there instead of attacking Imperial citizens here at home.
To be fair, those things would (barring being tripped by uppity rebels) be nigh-invulnerable if they put some kind of armored section on the neck, and put a few firing ports on the bottom and sides to protect its underbelly from infantry and asshole Jedi.
That's... actually not too far-fetched. If the chief engineer was disgruntled with the Empire, I could see that happening. It'd take a lot of effort and quite a few connections, but stranger things have happened IRL.
stop letting space mexicans built our battle stations, those fucking goobacks left a giant hole
there never was any death star. Have any of YOU actually seen it outside the usual Rebel propaganda movies? We're to just assume this massive station was never seen by any outsiders and then just HAPPENED to blow up when news of it started to leak
Oh, and to add to
Tracked vehicles are incredibly obsolete in the Star Wars universe, since they have anti-gravity "repulsorlifts". That said, floating tanks still have trouble with rugged terrain, because they're still tanks.
I heard this sand planet may have weapons of mass-destruction, something the force
how about invading sand place?
i for one support all efforts of palpatine and his commander darth vader to quell rebel activities. the checks at spaceports are just for our safety
The real question is where was the famous Imperial Navy in all this? Where in the name of Emperor our galactic taxes go?
>calling the Galactic Empire fascist like it's an insult
eat some batha fodder, alien loving scum
the stormtrooper navy created that stuff to catch dumbass rebels like you
they hate our freedoms you insensitive fucker
All nations compassed me about: but in the name of the LORD will I destroy them.
- Psalm 118:10
It's obvious they were already building a second one. Something of that size just doesn't get built in a couple of years. That takes planning, resource allocation, finding the right system...
you're telling me you believe that a single starfighter was able to hit a target of less than 1 meter? and get through all of the defenses of a Orbital Battle Station of that magnitude?
I bet you still believe the Empire is buying top of the line armor for our stormtroopers too
>thinking the emperor didn't have the Death Star insured for double it's worth
>implying he didn't set up the rebels to blow up the base
>surprise surprise his BFF vader is the only survivor
This isn't true, actually. Tracked and wheeled vehicles are still used by both the Alliance and the Empire. Repulsorlifts cost fuel to use, and the additional energy you save can go into shield or weapon power.
A moon sized space station does not completely explode over on ion shot to an exhaust cent.
It was meant to explode like that from the beginning this is just an attempt for the empire to expand into unincorporated systems
It really makes me sick, trillions of tonns of steel don't blow up in 1 second flat.
just admit your precious empire were sloppy and not the great army that could rule the galaxy. a farm boy from some hick -town desert planet destroyed your empires moon sized toy.
The Rebel Alliance needs to check its fucking privilege. They're nothing but heterosexual straight males flying around, blowing stuff up, trying to impose THEIR way of living on womynkind. And don't give me that shitlord tripe about "But they include aliens in their ranks too!" you MRA scumbag. That's like saying "I can't be racist because I have a black friend!" Those aliens in the Alliance are simply brainwashed by the Patriarchy and indoctrinated Uncle Toms.
I mean look at the rebels themselves. An "X-Wing"? Seriously? And a Y-Wing? They're clearly trying to show XY, being the male chromosomes, and its rape culture dominance of womyn. It's no surprise both are WARships, because men are violent beasts who love WAR. Even the shape of both fighters is phallic. The rebels are literally flying their own penises. And blowing up the Death Star? WAKE THE FUCK UP! It's a thinly-veiled metaphor for rape and impregnating a strong empowered independent womon. Their sperm-like photon torpedoes hit the reactor (zygote) and exploded the whole thing. That's how these misogynist rebels think of womyn, just rape dolls for their sick misogynistic urgings.
Even the name of the Alliance is misognistic. "Alliance"? Really? Two phallic-shaped "L"'s? Good fucking grief, what creeps.
I hope the Empire wipes the rebels out, they're fucking shitlord scumbags. They need to die, along with those rape-fish Mon Calabari or however you spell it.
The Empire is providing ME with free birth control and services. What have you rebels and rebel supporters ever done for ME?
I'm fucking done. DONE. I hate you all.
#signalboost #rebel-rapists #misogyny #hate-speech
look at well that turned out for the trillions of sentients who lived in the Republic. constant conflicts, wars with systems because they wanted to seperate and be independent. they were fascists pretending to be democrats
they didnt even take votes of their peoples some democracy, just some sentator voting away everything
This commie degenerate bitch flee away more than once, killed Imperial soldiers and then she fucks her brother cause 'no patriarchy'. Don't eat that Rebel propaganda, the Skywalker are thieves and degenerate bastards like all the Rebel scum.
Her (adopted) father was King of Alderaan and a former Senator of the Republic / Empire. She is a Senator of the Empire at the start of a New Hope and also Princess and the heir to the throne of Alderaan.
[spoiler]i dont have much time, theyre on to me[spoiler]
Who are the jews in the star wars universe?
>tfw trade federation was right
Empire guard here, I'm operating security cameras in the complex. You are being watched and traced all along the galaxy, abort this thread and your satellite connection right now.