>being infested with the bed kike
Have you ever dealt with the little motherfuckers, /pol/? I managed to avoid them for six years living in this building, until recently. I called in the Einsatzgruppen and had the little heebs gassed, thank God. But it was horrible for a while, I couldn't sleep because they made me so paranoid, it was driving me crazy. They sneak into your home, and like the little Zionists that they are, they will turn your bed into their homeland. These parasites thirst for your Christian blood, and they will suck you dry. Avoid them like the plague, /pol/.
Bed bugs are literally tiny Jews.
i'm dealing with the elm seed jew right now.
there's literally a million of them in my yard. and tens of thousands of managed to get inside my house, where they stay in the ceiling and drop down on your head.
>Sleep on floor by infested chair.
>Wait until C02 spreads.
>See the fuckers dropping out of that chair like green berets and start heading to me.
I had a vacuum cleaner handy and those little bitches did not have a successful raid that night I tell you.
Have any of you had to deal with the head jew before?
Put it like this: I know why the camps had lice spray. Not even kikes deserve to have to put up with head lice.
What are you me? I'm having to get a lawyer involved because my landlord isn't wanting to pay. We had some chinks and zipperheads move into almost half the units, now we're infested.
>sleeping on anything but a plastic bed
shiggle diggle mah niggle
I've been living in apartments for 8 years now and never once encountered bed bugs, thank goodness.
I just recently moved into a more expensive apartment complex to get away from the niggers and 3rd world trash that flooded into my old one.
How do you tell if you've got bed bugs? What are the signs?
What you want is diatomaceous earth (i.e. crushed and powdered fossils).
This powder, when it comes in contact with any insect, makes microscopic cuts on them and dehydrates and kills them.
When I was living in new york I was plagued by these mother fuckers, and it made me sorely miserable.
I bought some diatomaceous earth and powdered it into every crevace against the wall, every mattress tuft and bed frame, and I even made a parametre of dust around the bed. I also powdered inside the couch and a couple of other crevaces I suspected they were hiding in.
No bites anymore, and I suspect all the bed begs were killed. What happened eventually though was the powder was eventually cleaned up, and for 7 months no bed bugs, but then, a couple would find their way back in the apartment from somwhere outside and the process would repeat.
I seriously suspect exterminators are growing these in a lab and covertly letting them loose in alleys. It makes so many industries boom if you think about it, and it's just pure evil economics.
Here's some advice to keep the bedbugs at bay, but everyone ignores it because it seems too good to be true, even though the logic is flawless, and it worked for me.
Bedbugs can't cross vaseline, they can't walk across it, they get stuck.
So put vaseline on your bedlegs so they can't crawl up into your bed. Often bedbugs don't even live int he bed but somewhere nearby. They climb up the bed legs, or they climb up the wall and drop down from the ceiling.
>they climb up the wall and drop down from the ceiling
So take a strip of packing tape, and make a border around your wall. Just one strip, close to the ground. It's not even a big deal. Now cover it in vaseline. Now they can't climb up your wall.
Now get one of those cheap $11 dust mite bed covers from walmart. Dust mites are smaller then bed bugs. And bedbug covers cost hundreds of dollars to take advantage of you. Bedbugs can't pierce the plastic of a bed cover to get to you.
I lived for years in a house where every apartment in that house was infested with bedbugs. My neighbours covered in bites. I woke up one night about a week after moving in covered in bites, I did my research and came up with this plan and then put it in place. Those were the last bites I ever had, years later still no bites. I put down fresh vaseline once a year.
Now watch, as not a single fucking person takes my advice. Because they would rather sleep in a bed full of blood sucking insects then put down the $20 on my plan that works. Because they would rather not buy vaseline and tape because oh no so embarrass.
Whatever, fuck all of you. Why do I even bother
To check a mattress out you flip up the folds and check underneath, unless you are of inbred vision quality they can be seen with the naked eye.
I never dealt with them and never want to but once you got em, you got a major parasite problem.
i also suggest listening to him, and you probably will, because you've heard his advice before
but if you listen to both of us you'll have a far more effective response
man, why the fuck did you even sleep on the same bed
I'd just shower, lay down my camping mat in a room completely emptied of clutter and cleaned up real nice, wrap myself in some freshly cleaned sheets and pretend like I'm back in the marines.
I don't have folds on my mattress, I have a Sealy optimum mattress (just a large single piece of gel foam).
>makes microscopic cuts on them and dehydrates and kills them.
>See the fuckers dropping out of that chair like green berets and start heading to me.
I've seen the fuckers drop from the ceiling. The infestation was so bad I had to sleep in the laundry room for little more than a year until the fuckers died of starvation or moved on.
>I woke up one night covered in bites and then saw the little faggots crawling around on my bed. Nearly barfed.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
>Moved into a low-income apartment.
>Everything seemed fine.
>Wake up with unusual bites all around my hand.
>Suspect bed bugs because I saw a documentary on them a long time ago. >Investigate about bed bugs online.
>Become paranoid as hell.
>Look for them in mattress and inside bed drawers
>Think it's all in my head
>Watching Sweeney Todd on my laptop late at night, sitting still for a good hour.
>Feel tickling on my back
>jump up and look at the bed
>3 bed bugs scattering frantically
>Kill them with my bare heads
>Start freaking out
>Throw mattress off bedframe
>Over turn the entire bed from without dissembling it, such is my rage
>Bed bugs every where!
>Kill 24 bed bugs within 15mins
>Kill nearly 40 by day break
>Want to kill myself
What made matters worse, is that the Landlord moved me into a different apartment in the complex. It had more light and better furniture, but it also had fucken bed bugs. Only 22 of them were killed, and then they sprayed down my apartment with soviet-era pesticide. I wouldn't be surprised to learn that my contact with the pesticide has either made me sterile or has given me cancer.
Anyway, never ever have a Moldavian slumlord. They are scum.
It takes like 1-2 years to get rid of bedbugs.
You need to build traps for your bed legs (look them up on jewtube)
Also if you haven't noticed, literally every city is infested with bed bugs now because jewish landlords are too cheap to pay for treatment so let the problem take over the city
I moved recently to my, fuck I don't know, 7th apartment.
Upon moving my furniture around, I saw one of these faggots under my couch. It was pretty big, about 4 inch long. Fucking make me cringe. Idk I might have border autism but shit like that turns me into a massive pussy.
Long story short, after waiting 10 fucking minutes because I didn't want to touch/get near the thing, I whipped out the vacuum, put on the extension hose for the nozzle, and sucked that faggot into a vortex of death.
Skin crawling faggots.
I am so glad to have grown up in the suburbs in a well maintained house. I have never seen a bedbug. I don't even know what a cockroach looks like really. A simple fly being in the house is cause for 'wtf omg how did this happen'
You people must be african savages with flys crawling in your eyes and shit.
Rachel Carson has much to answer for.
Haven't had bed bugs luckily but I have had fleas. Outdoor cats carried them inside when they would come in for food/water. Eventually figured out that if I surrounded areas where they were nesting (wherever the cats had routinely slept on) with plates/shallow bowls filled with water+dish soup, they would end up jumping in them accidentally. Caught ~5 fleas per night in each plate/bowl for like 10 days and then less and less until there were none. Also had to vacuum all the furniture to get the eggs/larvae. Also of course had to treat the cats so they wouldn't just bring them back inside. Shit sucked.
They bit the fuck out of my shins/feet but pretty much no where above the knees, I guess because they generally just jump from the ground onto your socks and just climb up till they find skin.
The Fifth Seal of the Apocalypse has been opened
>Be living in nice apartment building with no niggers
>Wake up one morning and have three bites on me in a pattern
>itchy as hell but think nothing of it
>get more bites as time goes on
>"ok, this cant be mosquitos" so I decide to investigate
>turns out its bed bugs infesting the couch I slept on at the time
>no idea how I got them
>Throw couch out that same day
>spray room with oil-based and water-based chemicals that kill bed bugs
>spread d-earth into the crevices of the room
>sleep in a different room
>after 3 weeks of constant monitoring, bed bugs are all gone
>get new couch
>haven't dealt with the fuckers since, but this thread makes me itchy just thinking about it
By the way, I read that my college had an infestation at the time I got them (Hunter College in NYC) so I must have brought it from there. I was thinking of taking my college to court over this but decided not to because I spent only about $100 to get rid of them and the couch was old anyway and needed to be replaced.
>implying you know when you have bed bugs
it's not uncommon for bed bugs to live in electrical outlets. when you're sleeping at night you release carbon dioxide which lets them know you're not awake. they crawl onto your skin and inject you with an anesthetic so you don't know you're being bitten. when they've have enough they return to the outlet(s). to make this a rich/poor situation is pretty stupid.
Sleep over at friend's townhouse on his couch one night a few months ago. Was itchy, didn't think nothing much of it. Go home early morning and sleep some more. Got fucked.
God, I hate these shits. Literally worse than niggers.
Here is a video showing everything I said.
Once you know you have them it's pretty traumatic. I lived in a place for 2 years before I discovered them. They probably fed on me every night. I managed to get rid of them once I found out. Only moving out helped me be at peace, though.
This guy is right. They're really fucking well adapted, really hard to kill entirely.
They can go into hibernation for like a whole year if there's no food sources available.
They resist most pesticides, and they can hide literally anywhere and one egg is enough to start them up again.
The other solution is to smear petroleum jelly or something similar in a circle on some pieces of paper, then slide those under the feet of your bed, and on the wall around the headboard.
They usually get stuck in it. After a couple nights you can just through the paper away.
If they're IN your bed, you may have to sleep on the couch a couple nights to try and get them to climb out.
They're basically the insect equivalent of herpes.If you've got them, there's a good chance that you'll give them to your friends if you're not careful.
anyone who says it harms you i nany way is a fucking retard... google it fags... this shit helps with everything you couldnt even imagine and can be consumed as well...http://www.earthworkshealth.com/human-use.php
Almost exactly how my problem went down, except in my case it was my cheapskate roommate taking a free mattress that brought them in.
I slept on the couch for damn near a month to make sure they were gone.
That little three bite pattern is the giveaway.
Holy shit I didn't know there was an epidemic going on.
So should I just stop inviting people over? And going over to other people's houses?
How do I keep the fuckers out?
GUYS HOW DO YOU MAKE DDT.
I have to kill all kinds of bugs around the house. this is no joke. the inside is clean and all the bugs are gone but the backyard and garage are infested.
Brah you don't get it, bedbugs aren't related to hygiene or health or wealth.
You either have them or you don't, and they can live in your place no matter how clean it is. They don't eat garbage and rotting food and shit, they eat YOU. That's all they need to live.
My friend's dad encountered these little kikes at a hotel, a fancy one at that. He made such a ruckus that the hotel personnel secretly broke into the room and killed them off while he was gone..They also have him a refund.
Why haven't we eradicated those cunts?
Same with Mosquitos.
I've never dealt with them, I live in a huge low income apartment building too. If they were going to be anywhere they would be here but this place takes care of its shit so I'm not too worried. I'm going to move somewhere nicer when my lease is up, kind of worried about dealing with a shitty landlord.
I practice proper hygiene, meaning; I clean my bedsheets each two weeks, I never let anybody lay on my bed with clothes they wore outside of my house, I myself never lay on my bed with clothes I wear outside of my house, I also avoid putting objects I use at work or university on my bed as much as possible, and most importantly I never lay on my bed when I'm sweaty.
Have had the same matress for 10 years and I have never woken up with lice of any sorts or rashes.
Y'all niggers are just filthy pigs.
>Yea, I know, but usually when you're in the bed at night you're sleeping.
Everyone please note, you want FOOD GRADE diatomaceous earth. Also you still want to wear a mask when spreading it. It's "natural" and effective, but it's still a finely powdered abrasive.
Pool grade will fuck you up. It's been baked to form crystals. Don't mess with that.
I had them for awhile. Some bitch i was fucking got bit all the time when she slept over. We didnt know what it was. One time we both saw one and she thought it was a ant. Nothing suspected.
After that i figured out it was BB. She kept coming over and being bit. So much so she went to 2 different urgent cares to figure out what it was. Both told her she had chicken pox, also they wherent really sure exactly what it was so they said that. I never got bit untill she stopped coming over.
The apartment complex was trying to get me to pay for it. I told them to fuck off, no. The process was shitty. I had to get rid of all of my chairs and couches and bad. They even had a bb sniffing dog come over every other week to sniff them out. They sprayed and sprayed and eventually we got them all. This was a span of 5 months.
I got them because my nigger friend that lived in the gehtto had some niigers come over who had them. He got them, then he brought them over to my house.
Worst ever. BB give you PTSD.
I have permanent bite marks on my arms because of those fuckers.
I don't know how they end up infesting a home, but sleeping turns into an all-night stakeout, making sure that you kill the fucker right before hes about to bite you.
I'm just glad that I've been bed bug-free for the last 10 years while there is still an infestation here.
Yeah, this stuff is absolutely wonderful. It's extremely cheap too. You can buy a 20lb bag of food grade diatomaceous earth for ~$10. I used it on my pets to get rid of potential fleas, as it's a much safer, natural alternative to the more expensive flea/tick protection. I'd definitely recommend it.
>mfw /pol/ is filled with unhygienic retards
How dare these morons bitch about degeneracy when even basic hygiene escapes them?
Shalom goyim, what a nice warm house you have there!
My 1000 cousins and I will be joining you shortly for the winter.
It will also make chlorine gas in addition to diamonds.
I had a flea infestation in my house once, not bed bugs but pretty fucking bad. These fuckers would jump on you and bite you and before you notice jump away. You'd catch them sometimes on you but you could tell by the little red marks they left behind.
Fuck bugs. Rachel Carson is a cunt.
no it wont the cyanide is locked in a b-17 viteman structure and can not kill you no matter how hard you eat it unless you unlock it from its chemical bonds.
>on this note pleas stop trying to kill people over the internet
Another trick to keep fleas, ticks, and shit off your pets is to rub a dryer sheet on them before you turn them loose outside. Doesn't work if they already HAVE fleas - only a bath will fix that.
No you retard, we cannot use this to protect crops
Think of what happens outside
Think of what it necessary for it to kill insects.
Think of the costs involved with the constant spreading and the massive quantities needed to be mined.
That is your answer
And no, it's not like kaolin clay, which functions differently anyways and is still expensive and barely used.
>believing stomach acid can destroy all forms of chemical bonds.
>how do pills work
I would if you believed me and not the chemical jew
Jews are cockroaches because they're stubborn and virtually impossible to exterminate.
Jews are mosquitoes because they're bloodthirsty insects and a major annoyance.
Jews are bedbugs because they cannot survive without feeding on humans.
Jews are lice because they suck your blood for nourishment.
Jews are fleas because they jump from one location to the next to avoid extermination.
I'd press the button that got rid of the Jews.
>not knowing that the cyanogenic making compounds in an apple seed are easy to break down
Again buddy, eat 40 apple seeds without the hard casing. And by eat, I mean eat, as in chew those motherfuckers, don't swallow not even one.
Answer this faggots! How do you break bad with the DDT?
if apple seeds are so dangerous then why do they sell apples with seeds? I guess thousands of people have died from this every year if apple seed was bad. but no, no one is dead from apple seed yet. how odd
that doesn't sound like a good idea - i always eat the seeds to prevent cancer and such but i had to work up to it, (i used to get a buZz) and always eat them with the apple - still i wouldn't eat more than one apple's worth of seeds a day, and always eat the apple - it helps u break down the poison
good news now you can kill all bugs no joke and live a long and healthy life. you can even drink DDT if you wish no side-effects
A good way to kill most insects in your house is to just buy a bucket full of spiders from your local pet store and just pour them in crevices around your house. 200 should be just fine. Spider bros won't fuck with you.
>a bucket full of spiders
This is one of the greatest ideas I've ever heard.
I used to intern at the Insect Zoo in the Smithsonian museum of natural history. They keep all thier specimens from escaping by lining the top few inches of thier cages with Vaseline. This is thier first line defense in keeping exotic, permit-only insects from escaping into the wild in the U.S.
So, in all, damn good advice anon.
Replace your matress every 5 years. Just some advice
Cockroaches and a shit ton of insects still can't handle fucking Diatomaceous Earth and the product is still effective after decade of use.
And do you know why?
It's because fucking Diatomaceous Earth kills insects physically at the microscopic level.
I'm talking about rocks and fossilized skeletons of algae perfected over thousands, if not millions, of years into becoming sharp, pointy daggers in an insect's eyes that literally tear away at their exoskeleton and literally absorb the moisture out of an insect's body, dehydrating the insects to death.
The Diatomaceous Earth is also small enough to get inside their bodies through gaps in their limbs or their mouths, making the earth even more deadly to insects.
Why isn't Diatomaceous Earth used more often, you say?
It's because of fucking Capitalism and exterminators need to make a fucking living and they won't make much if their customers just used Diatomaceous Earth on their own.
Insecticide companies also think adding poison to Diatomaceorus Earth would make it more effective, but that's just overkill since there's a chance that poisoned added earth can also affect you since you're handling it and you might breathe the earth by accident which in usual circumstances wouldn't harm you at all if you just got plain old Diatomaceorus Earth.
That's why you buy 100% food grade Diatomcaeous Earth then because that way you can not only worry about handling the earth without any consequences but also eat the earth too.
Farmers and food shipping companies use 100% food grade Diatomcaeous Earth all the time to kill any potential insects hiding in their food products without the use of insecticides.
You can google diatomaceous earth or look it up on amazon.
I think they sell 50 pound food grade earth bags in some places for 30 bucks.
There's this thing called "t3h googles." Kids seem to be talking about it a lot these days. Give it a try. Might be something to it.
It doesn't matter. You have no power over these little shits. It's usually more than one home that's infected in an apartment complex and if you rented the place, you better move out.
>BB give you PTSD
WORD on that. House I moved into had them. Landlord played all stupid. Took me a fucking year to get rid of them. God fucking damn it was fucking miserable. Thought I'd got them twice, then they would come back two months later. Took five years off my life, if not more. Nasty fucking bites take weeks to heal, worse than flea bites.
Pretty much did most of the shit in this thread, plus a few other small tricks. Sealing clothes and blankets in doubled heavy plastic trash bags. Bake clothing and blankets & such in dryer at high heat for two hours. Opened electric sockets & light switch plates, sprayed & diatomacious earth inside and re-sealed with paint and caulk. All sorts of shit I had to look up and spend money and time on.
Fucking landlord, too. Kept telling me he didn't know anything, I must have brought them in.
Two years after I moved out I met one of the people who had moved out before me .. same story. They'd had a one year lease they were locked in and the fuckers were there waiting for them. Landlord played the same fucking game with them too until they could leave and I moved in.
One day I'm gonna be traveling through that city again and that asshole is going to have one motherfucker of a life changing "accident." If the fucking cops ever track me down, I will hire a top lawyer and claim PTSD.
This whole fucking thread is triggering me, man.
This! Probably the only practical solution to BB's.
I've had head jew problems since 2004.
Shaved my head for years at a time but they still reappeared once I tried growing my hair back. I comb, scrape, scrub, vacuum, sterilize and poison. Spent thousands, this shit's a curse.
>They sneak into your home, and like the little Zionists that they are, they will turn your bed into their homeland.
Lost it right there.
They're on the rise in the UK in many cities because of immigrants/tourists and returning holiday makers. It's also exacerbated by the fact most bedding is washed a 40 degrees or less to "save the planet". Also lots of landlords/renters are too cheap or stupid to buy new mattresses when they move into a new property.
I'm allergic to the little fuckers. This pic shows whats happens to me from a few little bites (the picture is not of me), the bites can be anywhere on my body and this will happen EVERYWHERE. The welts however extend to the size of the little 'islands' of welts on this guys back and are raised about three times as high. It's crazy.
My first night staying with my wifes sister/husband i started itching to a maddening degree, all all encompasing itch everywhere on my body at once..bam, i looked like John Merick! I though i was genuinely fucked too as they are both doctors and had a look of "what the fuck" at 2 o'clock at night when they saw me
You also might want to look into Ivermectin which is a common drug taken to get rid of parasitic worms.
>Ivermectin is a broad-spectrum antiparasitic agent, traditionally against parasitic worms.
>Early research shows that the drug kills bed bugs when taken by humans at normal doses. The drug enters the human bloodstream and if the bedbugs bite during that time, they will die in a few days.
Bed bugs are caused by shitskin immigration:
>The exact causes of this resurgence remain unclear; it is variously ascribed to greater foreign travel, increased immigration from the developing world to the developed world
>Have roach infestation
>Buy some boric acid
>Throw it on the trail i suspect they organise their hip hop festivals(i picture roaches as niggers)
>A week later i see roach bodies forming a 'dats racist'
If you have roaches buy some fucking boric acid now, this thing kills them faster than ebola kills niggers
I may have had them a month before I noticed the little bastards. All I did was buy the pest pistol and diatomaceus earth off of Amazon. I used a mask while spreading the shit. It eventually settles, but after loading the house up I left for a couple of hours. No respiratory problems whatsoever.
I also threw my bed out and bought a hammock. That eliminated my problem right away. I continued spreading the DE around once a week for a couple of months.
Shit does cause PTSD. I'm itching as I write this.
Another trick is to jump the wires in your thermostat and blast the heat. They fucking explode at 125°f. This also works for fleas. The cold doesn't kill them unless it happens quickly. There's a reason bugs come back after every winter.
It's a powder that you "puff" like throwing baby powder in someone's face. It takes about 2 weeks for them to die after they have made contact.
You need mattress covers, DE, and to spread Vaseline on your bed legs. Isopropyl alcohol kills them on contact, just not the eggs.
I have some from Amazon, basically you just spread some on entry ways (doors, etc) and areas that might have bugs but aren't trafficked by you or pets (space between fridge, etc) and when they crawl across it they will die.
It doesn't last long outside if it rains of course but seems to work well
> buy some fucking boric acid now
You have to be careful with it. Boric acid is toxic, so don't put it anywhere kids & pets can get into it. But, put it in dry areas, like cracks in the baseboards & cabinetry under the kitchen sink, shelves in the pantry. You can also mix a small part powdered sugar into it. Does a number on several pests, like ants and silverfish, too.
But, y'know, TOXIC. Handle with care. Never used it on bedbugs, so don't know ... but I'd sure as hell mix a bit in with diatomacious earth if I was spreading that shit around. Should be a hell of a double-whammy.
>Live in Florida
>Water bugs/roaches walk around outside like it's nothing
>Normal to see them cross the sidewalks at night
>Leave a old log in the yard and you'll see 3-5 of them hiding under it
>Rainy season is the worse time of the year
>I let my dog out one night and happen to look down
>See one waiting at the door like a roommate without a key.