Magic: The Happening Thread - Trayvon 2.0 Edition

OK, fuck it, I'm just going to start making cards myself until someone else gets some inspiration. Given all the shit that's happening right now you'd think this thread would be flooded, but I guess /pol/ needs a little jump start.

>>33871404
Al-racebate is live!

http://fox2now.com/on-air/live-streaming/

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>>33871491

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>>33867448
What's the good cardmaker link? Or are they all as good as each other?

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>>33871516

Haha I am loving the MTG nig cards. Thank you so much for making them. I am going to print them out and make a deck out of them if I can get enough of them. Got lots of apes in green but want to stay black. Someone should share these with niggermania. So awesome!

>>33871587
OP here, I abandoned my own thread because nobody was responding, but then I saw it get bumped.

The one I've been using is mtgcardsmith.com, but I think there are others.

Also: >>33870161

Not sure the validity of this but maybe just a heads up for My friends in St. Charles County....There is supposed to be a riot at mid rivers mall tonight. They are also going to hit 5th street and first Capitol in st. Charles.
If shit goes down in Saint Charles... I live on 1st Capitol

i don't have a bolees scanner. im broke and it's late. I will go out... fuck shoes

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>>33867448
Shouldn't that be destroy all Black creatures

That's usually how these things go

>>33867448
Oh jesus, I am just getting back into magic. That shit is so funny

>>33872046
I guess we'll see, won't we? You could always make your own card if you think something else will happen.

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>>33872200
nice double dubs

>>33872009
you serious? I live in st. charles co. are they gonna fuck midrivers up?

>>33872300
Nice dubs yourself. Too bad that card is horrifically broken.

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>>33872363
it's hard to tell when there are so little cards. someone should upload them all somewhere.

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Doesn't even need to be shooped.

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>>33872716

>>33872641
top kek

I'll dig in the archives and try to find the other threads about this. That is, unless someone wants to dump them all.

>>33872737
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/32581803
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/32869479

Some great ones in there. I'm making another card now.

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>>33873381
fug :DDDD

>>33873408
Oh god, that's fucking perfect.

Got another couple of cards coming in a little bit.

>>33867448

A fucking ten drop? Get real these nogs be dropping 2/2 air Jordan flyers erry turn. Lest not forget the EBT booster enchantments.

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We do not forgive. We do not forget.

>>33874317
>Whenever another black creature dies, you may put Al Sharpton on the battlefield tapped.

My sides are in exile.

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>>33874964
fucked up the quote

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Better not fuck with BG.

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>>33874317

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>>33875517

Fixed the mana cost, both for playing with, and to reflect there were two black men.

>>33875658
I don't think we have one for Trayvon Martin. We do have one (more than one, I think) for Zimzam, though. Could you make one of those? This is a great card.

I'm making one now.

Could someone also make the other 4 levels of chimp out?

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Continuing with our theme of cards that exist in real life, I give you this.

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>>33876119
Nice.

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>>33871967
Reposting this because the thread I linked to 404'd.

I've never played Magic, but this thread makes me want to learn the rules just so I can make cards.

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>>33876217
>lando calrissian
kek

>>33867448
Someone help me make this

Detriot City
Legendary Land

Detriot City comes into play with 8 Chimpout counters on it. Whenever a black permanent under your control leaves play, remove a Chimpout counter from Detriot City.

When there are no more remaining Chimpout counters, search your deck for the card "Category 5 Chimpout", put it into play,then shuffle your library.

>>33872716
isnt this stupidly OP?
are enchantment unique or can you get multiple ones on the battlefield?

>>33876804

You can have up to four in a deck, they aren't limited. and they aren't OP, each color has a version.

>>33876167
This is good. We need some more low-level creature cards. We've got a decent supply of enchantments, instants, sorceries and artifacts now, so what's left?

>>33876518
Holy fucking lel, this may be the best card yet.

Keep it up, this thread has some amazing work. Maybe we should post this on some MtG forums or tell our friends about it if they play.

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>>33876804
Max 4.

Well, black has an answer to Crusade but can only be used against white creatures.

Would these work in tabletop simulator?

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>>33876518
my sides

>>33876559
This card is pretty creative. The "destroy all white/black cards" are lulz-worthy, but this would actually be a fun gameplay mechanic.

>>33876850
>>33876850
2 mana to play
on the second turn whatever white creature with whatever affix (havent played magic sicne I was 10) is now probably twice as strong
that 1 mana faggot paladinclericangelfaggot 1/2 with thrue strike is now 2/3 you proceed to rape any level 1-2 enemy creature
by your third turn you now have a a 2/3 and a 4/5 faggotyass clerics who both have truestrike or some kind of gayass healing
on 3rd turn...

>>33867448
Someone do a jew one please!

>not calling it magic:the chimpening

>>33877387
I did consider that name, but the card was based on someone else's suggestion, which in turn was based on the official chimpout chart. Of course, you're free to make a Chimpening card.

Maybe we should make a Factions expansion set specifically about keyboard warriors for various ideologies. I already thought about making an SJW expansion, but we have a lot of those cards already.

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Thanks guys, these are fun to make.

>>33877593
Holy christ, where the fuck did you find this picture?

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>>33877533

fix'd "with Defender". Otherwise, really powerful and not retarded.

>>33875658

>Enchantment
>Tapping for effect

Pick one.

Race Riot

5 black mana

All black creatures you control get +3/+3 until end of turn. All white creatures your opponent control are exiled from the game. At the end of your turn destroy all lands you control.

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Here's a card for the people on the ground near the Michael Brown chimpening.

>>33877742

There are enchantments that have a tap to activate ability.

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>>33877686
Encyclopedia Dramatica nigger page.
>>33877705
fucking kekkk

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>>33877517
I've been thinking about this actually. I only played Magic once, many years ago, so my knowledge of the rules and procedures is virtually non-existent; however, I do recall something about the colors specifying the type of card (or school of magic). So blue is water, black is death and so forth. I see that portrayed in these cards. If I am way off I apologize, I've been trying to read up the rules as I go.

My point is, what if instead of making this a /pol/-centric game, we correspond each color with a board. So red would be /pol/, blue would be /v/, purple would be /lgbt/, green would be /tv/, and so on. Call it "4chan: The Happening" or something. I think it would be very interesting to see a /pol/ deck up against a /tg/ deck.

By the way, this is playable in Tabletop Simulator. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auF14xjNLos

Would there be a better way to distinguish the boards other than by color?

So I just looked up how many unique cards MtG originally had, and the total comes to 302. Think we can make that many?

>>33877742
> implying this isn't future sight

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New player

So far the AL Sharpton card has been my favorite. So many good cards guys! Haven't laughed so hard in ages.
Thank you!
P.S. Al should be a legendary.

>>33877006
>>33878175

Looks like you have your answer.

As for different boards, the Happening is a /pol/ meme and thus I don't think it's really justifiable to include full decks or colors to represent other boards or websites. Individual cards would be fine, though.

>>33878216
i have 58 saved, but a lot of them are from this thread

>>33878759

Did you go through these threads? >>33872837

>>33878572
>no "If I had a son..." quote

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>>33878805
yeah but i didn't save them all.

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>>33878759
>>33878805

I went through the other threads and saved what I could. There are some doubles (3 Zimmermans) and a few cards that break the game (like the Spiderman card); not including those there are about 150 unique cards.

>>33879076
Holy shit, I had no idea we'd made that many. We're halfway there. I'm about to make a few more.

>>33879140


post sjw

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>>33879500
Here is one from a previous thread.

>>33879076
Every card that starts with T or later is missing from this picture.

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Here are all of the cards made so far.

One thing I noticed is that there a re almost no lands.

>>33879076

Can't fucking read them

>>33875083
>not 14/88

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>>33879585

>>33879821
I would have done that, but MTG Cardsmith only allows power and toughness of up to 20.

>>33876518
>This card stays on the battlefield even if the creature leaves.

I guess I don't need my sides anymore.

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Here's a card commemorating the source of the meme that spawned this game in the first place.

>>33879702
fuck, just realized i didn't add a creature type
>>33880099
quad dubs for the happener

>>33880099
>MTG Cardsmith

make Militarized Police

5 blue mana

trample, first strike

3/8

Bathtub falls and police officers kill more Americans than terrorism, yet we've been asked to sacrifice our most sacred rights for fear of falling victim to it.
Edward Snowden

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>>33880171
That's actually a common theme running through most of the cards. Since they are made by a bunch of different people, most of the creature types don't match up. I wouldn't worry about it.

Also, this seems very OP to me, is it?

>>33880417

Depends on the popularity of Nazi tribal decks.

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>>33880099
And here's a card for Ron Paul's archrival.

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>>33880717

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Well this has been interesting, but I need to go to bed. I really like this idea and I hope to see these again.

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>>33881113

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>>33881029
>>33881326
when did the cards look like this?

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>>33881432

I'm using a shittier program

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>>33881834

I'm making a new card, but it's been hell getting the formatting right.

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>>33882451
Here it is at last.

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>>33882599
boner?

>>33882798
Nope, sorry.

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>>33882227
i kinda like that. we need a joseph smith deck or something.

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>>33883122

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>>33883411

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>>33875658
>Search your library for a card called Al Sharpton

My sides completely disintegrated.

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>>33883122

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>>33883645

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OP here. I didn't expect this many people to participate, but I'm glad we got a good thread going. You guys have made some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen on /pol/. I'm going to bed soon, so I don't know how much longer the thread is going to last. In the quite likely event that we don't reach 302 cards, we should have another thread this weekend to finish the rest.

Here's my last card of the night to celebrate one of the most hilarious happenings in /pol/ history.