/x/ meets /pol/ - space merchants

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>>33144713

pic related

Which one of you fuckers did this?

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>>33144713

more pic related

>>33144713
Fucking lol

10/10 whoever did this

>tfw we redpilled the aliens

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>>33144834

hue. That would be funny as fuck. This reminds me of the Hitler message in Contact

That just sounds too hilarious to be true. I want to believe.

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>>33144909

Tune in maybe its still up

>>33144957

Lel

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>>33144957

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>>33144957
That's not how radio works

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>>33144763
>>33144785
HAHA OH WOW

>>33145013

I'm not OP i have no idea how radio works

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Bumping

I didn't believe it, but I'm familiar with the radio app we often use to fuck around. It definitely sounds like a computer faxing an image. But I feel this is all a troll.

Probably an edited wav file.

>>33145134
wtf, I could have sworn those booked were called the bearenstein bears. Is this shit shooped?

>>33145167
>>33145134
Fucking hell, don't let it spread to /pol/ too. I know it's still kind of freaky, but these threads have been on /x/ for the past month or two near-constantly about the Berenstein/Berenstain Bears. One of the more popular theories on there seems to be some kind of iteration of the "many worlds" theory, while others believe that it's a form of mass hysteria or something like that involving mixed up memories. I'm not sure what to make of it.

>>33145167

This is currently going on at /x/

>>>/x/14967791

Once you take the timeline pill there is no going back /pol/ I suggest you don't.

/stein/ universe here btw

>>33145218
spoilers I post in those threads regularly.,hope some /pol/acks start asking questions about it too

>>33145216
THE ANSWER
IS
EIN SOF / AIN SOF

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>>33145167
Stein sounded too... mercantile...

>>33145272
stain sounds complete wrong and nonsensical and noone could possibly be called that

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>>33144713
>sending the merchant to a nuclear command

goddammit /pol/

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>>33144713
Holy shit, that's the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

>>33145300
German to dutch. Stein (schtein) to Steen (stain as in bloodstain)
Both mean rock. Maybe this means the Jews are moving from Germany to Holland? Fuck no I hope not

Maybe it wasnt pol/ trolling... maybe some pol/ack in the army came up with it as a covert way of signaling that its time to turn on Israel

>SKYKING
>SKYKING
>SKY--- OY VEYYY

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>>33144713
10/10

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>>33144713
happening confirmed

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>>33145391
MFA when
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Pol/ knows nothing, and this is something we would claim right guis?. maybe it was b/?

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>mrw someone trolled USAF with happy merchant.
This NEEDS to be done to the Israeli air force next.

>>33145668
>mrw
confirmed redditor

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>>33145668
>mfw someone used mrw near me

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This has my interest

>>33145724
God he only mistyped it
Why so mad

>>33144713
If true this is way beyond anoneemoose shit; because you would need a god-tier radio set to broadcast this strong. Or the pirate was just outside the webSDR antenna. Either was it's fucked up, not to mention extremely, extremely illegal.

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>>33145879
just stop and get out

>>33145798
What is mrw supposed to stand for?

>>33146090
"my reaction when"

>>33146031
Definitely.
either some anon is innawoods right now or in custody. either way we wont hear from them again

>>33146031
Or maybe he hacked some military grade radio.

>>33146119
god damnit
fucking new internet

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>>33146090
men rape women

>>33146158
see >>33146130

>>33146130
Maybe it was just a jew?

>>33146031

Isn't it like a 125 dollar fine from the FCC to make an illegal broadcast.

>>33146219
Sometimes; but for this you can outright get v&

Reminds me of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWdgAMYjYSs

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>>33146090
Marshmallow.

>>33146256
>the asswhipping
every time

>>33145216
So since I think it was bearenstein I am in a different universe then one from my child hood? Fucking shit.

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>>33145151
Of course this is all a troll, but who is being trolled? Us or the USAF?

>>33146521
It's more likely the answer is "us", but it would make my day if it was actually the USAF.

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>>33146557

But what does the text say?

>>33146748
"liar" in multiple languages.

>>33146678
I don't want to live on this planet any more.

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>>33146795

>>33146678

Just when you think you've seen it all

>>33146678
...

In 4 years; Alpha Centauri will receive this transmission and be redpilled about the jews

>>33144713
>Random dude with a transmitter better than the USAF decides it would be funny to send a merchant and get in deep shit
>Another random dude decides to randomly record said transmission at the time it was happening
>/x/

Please, OP just slapped audio of a merchant on the USAF's transmission and posted it on /x/

Its not particularly hard to do

what program did he used

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>>33146956
>tfw aliens will arrive and wipe Israel off the map for us

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>>33146678

what in the fuck dude..

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>>33146678

O.O

>>33146956
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>>33146678
what the actual fuck i did not expect that

>>33146678
grass carp are fucking gross

Good thing i cant watch webms

>>33145377
Nein, they do it when they're not Jews and don't want to be thought of as such
IE: 'Kühn' zu 'kën' und kein 'kien'
Kien = Kike / Keen = Not Kike

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>>33146678
lol, thats one way to enjoy fishing i suppose

Tfw on ipad and can't watch webbums

>>33147187
Me too

>>33147187
>>33147194
hope you enjoy your shit platform plebians

>>33146678
>filename
kek

>>33147137
its a dude fucking a fish

>>33145879
>mrw
>mistype

>mfw I have no face

>>33147260
R is directly above F
Do you people never do mistakes?!

>>33147246
>BJ from a fish
fix'd

>a fucking will cost dinner....

>>33146090
>make reddit white

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>yfw UVB-76 has stopped beeping

Buckle up! The Ride starts soon!

>>33147281
Just having a jib wit ya m8

http://www.reddit.com/r/MRW/

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>>33147290

>>33145013
the mmsstv guy was clearly just fiddling with settings on a program regardless of whether or not the signal was real

>>33145134
>>33145167
>>33145216
>>33146409
People market the same products with different names in different languages. Also the "ARE HIGH AS FUCK" part of the title suggests a shoop.

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>>33144713

>>33147334

is that the radio station that just announces numbers at random with weird humming that you need a military grade radio to tune to?

>>33147628
>Also the "ARE HIGH AS FUCK" part of the title suggests a shoop.
You don't say

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>>33147187
>>33147194
That's what you get

>>33145653
Pretty sure if this is real it doesn't matter if it was /pol/, /x/ or /b/ - whoever it is got themselves v& within 5 minutes of making a transmission that powerful and noone will every know who they were or where they were from.

>>33146219
That's if it's an accident and they believe you to just be some incompetent tard that didn't even know they were actually on a radio. This is definitely the category of: >>33146250

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>>33147334

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>>33147677

>>33146678
Is he still virgin?

>>33144713
>Basically someone just trolled the USAF's nuclear command radio with le happy merchant, except they would have needed a giga-fucking powerful transmitter for it to be this clear and loud.

someone witch access to university equipment for example a phd student

>illegal radio broadcast
what?
explaine pls

>>33149162
certain frequencies are owned by certain people
(ie tv stations, radio, military)
someone transmitted le happy merchant over military

>>33149162
The FCC literally black-bags people for spewing shit on unauthorized channels. If this is real someone did that with an absurdly strong transmitter (basically held up a big sign saying "here I am") on a nuclear command channel used by the USAF. It's likely the OP of the /x/ thread made it up to troll /x/ and /pol/ - but if not we'd never know because whoever did it has long since been disappeared.

>>33149373
>It's likely the OP of the /x/ thread made it up to troll /x/ and /pol/
i think so too

also why are nuclear command frequencies public knowledge? why aren't they rotating frequencies?

Kek'd

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>>33149373
True dat. This leaves only one alternative.

>>33149441
They'd be found anyway

Easier to just leave them static and transmit info over them via encrypted codes[skyking skyking do not answer!!]

Even if all it serves to do is say "okay move to the secret communication line"


One of the tests British nuclear submarines apparently do on surfacing is check if BBC radio is still up. If not, it's one of the signs that the UK is nuclear ash and they should open their orders for the HAPPENING.

>>33149617
the more you know

>skyking skyking do not answer!!
what does this mean

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>>33149696
Primer on EAMs for those who aren't on the Happening Watch ELINT team

>>33144763
That's just anon failing to switch to the right mode

>>33149617
>The fate of the world depends on BBC retards not tripping over their cables

We're doomed

>>33151094
>>33149617
They would do that assuming they stopped receiving ELF messages for a while; which is impossible unless the UK was (at last) a glass parking lot

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>>33151094
>Ed Milliband is elected in 2015
>The Labour party has an internal split, mostly anti-EU
>To remain in power, he depends on anti-EU UKIP members of parliament
>He starts listening to more right wing opinions
>He picks up an issue of the Daily Mail for a photo-op, and reads it later in the day while waiting for a meeting with a feminist blogger.
>He has a bright idea. He leaves the meeting early to run home and get to his laptop.
>He begins drafting new legislation certain to win him all the popularity in the world...
>That evening, the BBC is shut down.
>None of the liberals there want to talk to a military-man, so nobody phones the navy, each passing it off onto someone else until one of them forgets
>North Pole, 09:00 Hours military time.
>The HMS Vanguard surfaces
>No BBC news

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>>33151393
post yfw the Letters of Last Resort are opened
captcha: inRgran GENERAL

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>>33145272

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>>33152946
>reading the wiki on those letters: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letters_of_last_resort
>A similar process was used in the book Down to a Sunless Sea, in which the planes of Air Britain, the country's only remaining civilian airline, were instructed on what to do in the event that the UK was struck by nuclear weapons. The instructions were in the form of a special letter in a sealed compartment in the cockpit. The special instructions were to be used if the company dispatcher issued an "Armada Signal" or if the plane was unable to return to the UK because its airports had been destroyed by nuclear strikes.
>sounds interesting; let's see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down_to_a_Sunless_Sea
>Shortly after take off from New York, Jonah is informed that Israel has attacked Beirut, Damascus, and Cairo with nuclear weapons in retaliation for their radioactive poisoning of Tel Aviv's water supply.
>Israel's strike triggers a worldwide nuclear holocaust while the plane is en route to London, the USSR and China attacking America and its allies.
>mfw

>>33151393
>Ed Milliband is elected in 2015
I always knew the reds would be behind this!
Just because the soviets were gone, we got lazy!

>>33144785
How the hell did someone have the transmission power to broadcast something on that frequency. Is this a troll? I mean is the vocaroo recording fake? This is crazy. I have been monitoring the US EAM for the last 2 weeks.

>>33144871
holy shit I was just thinking that. I hope this was real and not a fake recording.

they are broadcasting on 8992 again to listen go here:
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/

well the buzzer is offline, uvb-76 freq 4625...
It is happening

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>>33144713
made a pic for easier reposting

>>33151393
>Letter of last resort is opened
>"We've sold the nukes to Israel, Cheerio chaps"

>>33153778
idk if it was real that is funny.

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>>33144713
>yfw this is the US military testing how quickly /pol/ can work this shit out
>everyone involved is getting v&

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makes me think of pic related

This can only be the work of Ben "One Man Auszwitch" Garrison.

>>33147187
>Implying you can't use the VLC app while browsing on Safari to watch .webms

>a bunch of top brass sitting at a computer,waiting for the transmission to be decoded
>thinking ww3 has been announced
>suddenly monitor spits out le happy merchant

>>33146994
audacity

>>33158209
>Based Ben in full outrage
>loses his remaining clients, branded as a racist bigot
>wife leaves him

>>33149958
We've never heard 4x SKYKING in the history of /pol/

lol
bump

>>33158479
Well, duh, we haven't been in a major war since the Gulf War

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>>33144713

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>>33147628
>Also the "ARE HIGH AS FUCK" part of the title suggests a shoop

o rly?

>>33146409
When Nelson Mandela died a while ago tens of thousands of people came out of the woodworks who thought that he had died decades ago in the prisons and could swear their life on remembering the news talking about it for weeks. There are websites dedicated to documenting that.

The Berenstein/Berenstain bears are just another example.

>>33146678
old

already fapped to it

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>>33144834
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>>33146174
i loled

>>33145668
>mrw

Is this some kind of joke?

>THREAD IS STILL UP


holy shit
thought it would be dead by now.

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>>33144713
>>33144763
>>33144785
DEAR GOD IS THIS FUCKING REAL???

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>>33144834
Did we try to redpill the aliens... or... did the aliens try to redpill us?

>>33164812

I was ITT when it started on /x/ one of our first thoughts was to come here. Technically OP could have shooped all the images involved and made a phony mp3 to put up as the skyking radio but it seems like a pretty heavy effort just to troll like 10 people. I think this picture actually got broadcast by someone powerful like ben garrison who is currently being hunted like a dog by some 3 letter alphabet soup agency.

If this is real, it redefines trolling.

You're all witnessing history here.

>>33165206
They'll never catch up to good old benny

>>33144834

ayy lmao

>>33165206
I think someone in the Netherlands went to the university with a laptop and a portable ham radio and transmitted the signal near the WebSDR antenna to masterfully ruse you all.

>>33145241
Tell me about it
What the fuck is this timeline bullshit you all are talking about

>>33145218
You too.

What are you niggers talking about

>>33146219
Does the FCC have jurisdiction in the netherlands?

What if it was Best Korea? What can they do?

>>33167529
Express concerns

>>33167582
For what? Will they show le happy merchant on the news? That'd be hilarious.

/x/ is the best board on 4chan

>>33153870
[CLAPPING INTENSIFIES]
also basket balls

ARCHIVE THREAD

also email this to the Dailystormer so Andrew will put it on the site and send this to as many news sources as possible

Encyclopedia dramtica article is up
https://encyclopediadramatica.es/July_29_Merchant_broadcast

>>33167249

Read the following.

>The Berenstain Bears

Did you read these books as a child?

or did you read

>The Berenstein bears

If you answered the second one you are no longer in your home reality.

>>>/b/559502813 /b/ thread is operational

What the fuck is going on now in 8990????

>>33169397

For the record I know how batshit it sounds. There are no records of it ever being stein. Personally I'd like to believe that this is some google/cia psyop rather than time travel bullshit, but if you'd participated in the thread you would see some of the other historical bullshit that people remember differently. Occam's razor tells us that these people are having memory issues. But you can take that razor and cut yourself with it because it was definitely stein.

>>33169648
>>559502813
you can hear some weird shit in 8992 right now

Definitely not just noise

>>33170018
whoops I just timetraveled

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Guys work on this pls so we can archive this I can't right now
https://encyclopediadramatica.es/July_29_Merchant_broadcast

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/July_29_Merchant_broadcast

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/July_29_Merchant_broadcast

>>33170115

ED is gay it won't let me upload any images or anything. Fuck that shit.

Someone else can do it

>>33170329
In filename just put the .jpg or the .PNG at the end
https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Special:Upload

Speaking french on 8992 right now.

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holy shit UNCLE B DOES IT AGAIN

http://www.irishtimes.com/news/world/middle-east/israel-intensifies-gaza-assault-as-egyptian-mediators-revise-truce-plan-1.1881609

http://www.irishtimes.com/news/world/middle-east/israel-intensifies-gaza-assault-as-egyptian-mediators-revise-truce-plan-1.1881609

http://www.irishtimes.com/news/world/middle-east/israel-intensifies-gaza-assault-as-egyptian-mediators-revise-truce-plan-1.1881609

http://www.irishtimes.com/news/world/middle-east/israel-intensifies-gaza-assault-as-egyptian-mediators-revise-truce-plan-1.1881609

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>>33170701

>[israel intensifies]

>>33147673
No

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>>33165206
>implying Ben Garrison is the one being hunted.

>>33151393
>elected in 2015
too bad elections are in 2016, retard.

>>33153130
>the process by which a Trident submarine commander would determine if the British government continues to function includes, amongst other checks, establishing whether BBC Radio 4 continues broadcasting
>David Grieg's 2012 play The Letter of Last Resort deals with the consequences and paradoxes of the letters. It was dramatised for BBC Radio 4

Am I the only one envisioning some sort of "War of the Worlds"-esque comedy of errors resulting from that?

Didn't take long for the ED article to get vandalized

Nice job fagdick.

>aliens see jew message
>see merchant with that shit-eating grin and with hands wrung in glee
>find source of transmission
>come to earth
>find stereotypical jew
>gases all the kikes in the world
>a new golden age is brought upon the earth, with no jews

Post the screenshots in the ED article
https://encyclopediadramatica.es/July_29_Merchant_broadcast

>>33171523
Someone add this mirror to the article.
Vocaroos expire after 30 days.

http://a.pomf.se/efvdxn.wav

>>33145668
>mfw reddit faggots take mfw and replace face with reaction to try to make it sound higher class
>>it's original because it's mrw and not mfw
>>original epic maymay do not steal

This is it, finally we can say "Epic win" again after years of it being missused by filthy internet casuals.

So there it is, Epic win indeed.

>>>/int/27844428

It's just "Liar" in a bunch of different languages according to /int/.

>>33172578
Link to int thread

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>>33172676

>>33172676

>>33172494

>>33144713
Vaporjew.

>>>/g/43281879

>>33144871
what was the hitler message? didnt see the movie

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Reptilians are trying to throw us off

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Regardless, ebin win.

>>33144713
Its good aliums trying to warn us about the evil ones.

It's the aliens, they're sending us a warning message.

It seems funny, but that is the most iconic image of a jew I can think of.

Whoever sent the message is saying in the simplest terms that jews are liars and they over-rode a nuclear boradcast to share that thought..

Pretty interesting.

>>33174105
This post gave me autism.

>>33164812
I have my doubts, but if it is real it's amazing

>>33173647
Opening speech of the 1936 Berlin olympics

If dubs, this is legit, if singles, its bullshit

Making powerful transmissons on military frequencies is probably a great way to summon the drones

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>>33174149

Glad I could spread it through the web.

I really need to set up this RTLSDR shit, so much learning though and I have too much on my plate already

guys get in the /x/ thread and try and talk them into becoming anti jew.

Dust off your silver bullets. We have a window here to wake some people up to the Jewish menace without seeming like desperate spammers. Go.

>>33174269

If we have one single demographic who is most willing to consider our point of view, it's /x/.

>>33174269
>bring /x/ back from the dead by means of making them so hate filled they purge the sheer faggotry that is infested there
yes please.

>>33167479
No, the FCC is just for the US.

>>33174269
Yes, it's really worth the time to convert people that think they are level 33 demon magick witches

>>33174346
>making them so hate filled

Kind of. But it's not about becoming emotional barbarians like Jones. Its more important to fight smart than angry.

>>33174387
pssh its easiest to convert crazies don't ya know.

you realize all that would happen is they would trade one tin foil hat for another and instead of reptillians, they would see about the jews and their shenanigans.

honestly for them it wouldn't be that much of a stretch.

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>>33146795

I am become the earth, laughing eternally

What say we call this "le happening merchant"

>>33146031
It could even be someone sitting at a nuclear silo right now bros.

>>33174387
Most of them dot believe this, they only wait for someone to pretend this and listen to him, semi-hoping he's legit, semi-hoping he's not.

>>33174105
It might even be a reference to revelations, the part that says "jews who say they are jews and are not, but are a synagogue of satan".

>>33174269

yup been there done that

@GolanMay @act4america @AddieBenYehuda @JoshBreiner @TalTet @bicbicbitch @Rubynet @jokeralwayswins

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>>33174674
ebin
:D

>>33174269

/x/ here. /x/ is where you go when /pol/ tells you to fuck off with your bullshit.

If you post a good conspiracy thread it will get replies.

>>33174732
thats on point

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>>33153130
>mfw Kubrick wasn't joking in Doctor Strangelove

>>33165598
This.

Not only is this the funniest fucking thing in the world, This is straight up S-class level ninja trolling.... nobody will eclipse the magnitude of this stunt for atleast 10-15 years.

Learn from this young students...

>>33151393
The problem is most likely with me, but I don't understand why there wouldn't be news on the BBC in that case.

>>33166475
This might be the likeliest explanation of all

>>33176039
Most likely explanation is the OP faked the vocaroo.

>>33163016
Retards? On my Internet?

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>>33144763
I've never been more proud of you /pol/.

>>33176431
me too :')

>>33146748
>says liar in English
>not being able to figure out that they're all the same word

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>>33145866
Nadia now

>>33176882
/pol/ could never have decoded the rosetta stone that's for sure

>>33147797
Keep thinking that, it isnt that hard to do if you hacked a legit station or worked at one or ever had experience working at one.

>>33169397
>>33169674

It figures the only photo link I've found from someone claiming a Berenstein Bears cover spelling is a dead link.

>>33170115
>ED
>relevant

Place is ran by SJWs and furfags now.