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>>32696800
well don't tell us what they are or anything because otherwise your thread might not suck entirely

>>32697116
/thread

>important news
>doesn't say anything about it

Come on

>>32696800

By bro was in the SS, he died in Russia.

>>32696800
My bro works for Pizza Hut, they just got some serious orders.

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>>32696800

My dad is in the space marines, and he just told me "ayy lmao".

>>32697327
/thread

>>32696800
>they just got some serious orders.

I'm glad. It'd be rather embarrassing if the marines got some silly orders.

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>>32696800
The marines is in my bro orders they just got some serious.
>anal sex

my brother works for taco bell they just got some serious orders NO TOMATOES!

>>32696800

>Report to the PX for your dragon dildo.

>>32696800
My bro is from Mexico. They just crossed some serious borders.

My bro is in order, they just got some serious marines.

My dad works for Nintendo, he says the Wii U just got some serious orders

My bro is in the CIA, they just got some serious big guys.

My bro has Diogenes syndrome he knows some serious hoarders

>>32696800
What, clean the latrines?

My other bro works for Nintendo.

My brother sells propane and propane accessories, he just got some serious orders.

My brother works for steam, delete this.

My bro is in pizza hut, they just got some serious orders.

>>32696800
>>32696800
my bro is teaching me to hack, IT SCARED ME

>>32696800
my bro is satan, we just got a serious laughter

>>32697894
Hello?!

>>32696800
My marine is a bro, they just ordered some serious gets

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My dad works at nintendo

>>32697379
/thread

>>32697827
Make sure only one of them gets to stay on his plane

>>32696800
My friend who is part of the USMC told me that the Marines will be going back to Iraq. I don't know if what he told me is true, or just a rumor among the marines, but he seemed pretty serious about it.

>>32697888
/thread

>>32696800

>serious orders.

As opposed to all of those goofy, silly orders they give out in the marine corps all the time.

>>32697731
>>32697783
>>32697827
>>32697836
>>32697888
I love all of you

>>32697783
/thread

>>32697647
/thread

mah USM motheruckin C nigga be all up in wif dem slavniggaz an dey be some seerus shit goin down

an ah aint talkin no dumestic booshit, dis shit for realz mah niqqa

Stop it, this is serious business about serious orders!

>>32697290
How old are you?

>>32698129
>As opposed to all of those goofy, silly orders they give out in the marine corps all the time.

I see you're familiar with American foreign policy

Your bro is a shit marine (or average dumbass marine) if he gets secret orders and the first thing he does is skype calls you about them.

My bro works for AMD, they just cut some serious corners

My bro is kill,they just got some serious kill

>>32698058

That should be easy, they don't fly so good.

>>32698130
>tfw it's 2 people

>>32696800
my bro is in the fellowship of the ring, they just got some serious mordors.

my bro is too young to work

>>32698358
Fuck you nvidia shill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5YJsMaT_AE
I bet your piece of shit card can't even fly a plane.

My bro works as a human trafficker, he just pimps some serious brothels.

>>32698208

Tell us more Jamal. Tell us what's really good wit it

>>32696800
My rabbi is in the JIDF, they just got some serious shekels.

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>>32697327

I wonder who could be behind this?

>>32697442

Confirmed for not being one of the few. the proud

>>32698522
lol

My Bro works for the mental health unit, they just gave him a list of serious disorders

>>32698871
shekel/10

lol'd

My bro works for immigration, he just crossed some serious borders.

>>32697116
My bro works at the arcade, he said he just made some serious quarters.

My bro works for 1-800-Junk, he just cleaned some serious hoarders.

Ma m8 iz in da cripz; he gotz sum bare seerius owdas 2 kill a niga boi

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My brother is a hat, he's a serious sorter.

My brother is a crippled and found out he is psychic. He just got some serious Hodor.

>>32696800
My bro works at macdonalds and he got some serious orders today, thru the drive thru.

>>32696800
My bro cant get rid of his stuff, he is a serious hoarder.

>>32700772
topkek

My brother is a Rider of Rohan. He just got some serious Mordor.

My brother works at a warehouse, they just got some serious loaders

My brother is in mechanic school, they're working on some serious motors.

>>32696800
my bro works at a pig farm, he just got some serious porkers

Bro works in the gym, they've got some serious roiders.

My credit card is in Nigeria it just placed some serious orders

My bro works at a hospital, they just hired some serious orderlies.

My bro is a cook, he just made some serious hor's doeuvres

>>32702569
9/11 would chuckle again

>>32698059
Well considering ISIS and Al Badhdadi is about to overrun Baghdad itself, I expect at least 1 and possibly up to 3 infantry divisions to be moved back to Iraq.

They will of course also be supporting the Israeli massacres in the West Bank and the al Quaeda forces the US is bankrolling in Syria.

>>32696800
My bro is in Gaza, they just got some serious mortars.

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>>32696800
My dick is in ladyboys ass, he just got some serious orders

My brother is a fetishist, he likes to hire serious whores.

>>32698129
>What was the gulf war

>>32696800
My bro is the Dorner, they just got some serious corners.

>>32697783
It's more likely that London will be nuked in an hour. I'm a Nintendrone btw.

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>>32702688
Stop trying to slide the thread you fucking kike

>>32702916
hnnnng

My bro is in the orchestra, they just got some serious recorders.

My bro works at a dairy farm, they just got some serious udders.

>>32696800
Is that walter white?

my bro sucks black cocks, he's got some serious niggers in his ass

>>32705446
Holy shit anon you just gave me a full on boner

>>32696800
My bro is in the Toastmasters, they just got some serious orators.

My bro is in Ukraine, he just got hoarded by reporters

My bro is in a gazan hospital, they need some serious porters.

My bro is in the gym locker room , they just got some serious odors.

>>32696800
my bro is in ISIS , he just killed some serious soldiers

My bro is the guy who shot down mh17, he's being tortured.

My bro is Vladimir Putin, he's running out of supporters.

My bro was on Mh17, he just got seriously shorter.

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Train carrying the food supplies to my camp crashed, just had to reorder.

just started renting out, got some serious boarders

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This thread is disgustingly Reddit

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>>32706920
What the fuck did you just say? I've fulfilled over 300 kill orders

>>32696800

My bro works for the mob, he just got seriously laundered

>>32697827
DID THEY GET TO BRING FRIENDS?

>>32696800

My bro works for US Customs, they've got some serious borders

>>32696800
my bro is in the bathroom, he just took a serious shit.

My bro was in the holocaust, he was born in 84

>>32696800

My bro just went to prison, they have some serious warders

>>32696800

My bro is bipolar, he has a serious disorder

>>32696800
I was watching this show on A&E. It was about some serious hoarders.

>>32696800

My bro works in a band, he plays some serious recorder

>>32708248
>tfw I could be your brother
There's bright green liquid squirting out of my ass right now

>>32696800

My bro plays soccer, he takes some serious corners

>>32706984
10/10 kiddo.

>>32696800

My bro works in the post office, he is a serious sorter

>>32696800

My bro works in decorating, he uses some serious boarders

>>32696800

My bro is a bum, he earns some serious quarters

>>32696800
My bro is in clubs bathrooms, Miley Cyrus is a serious cocaine snorter.

>>32696800

My bro's into BDSM, he's into some serious torture.

>>32696800

My bro listens to New Wave, he loves some serious New Order

>>32696800
My bro works with Mexican coyotes, they are some serious beaner importers.

My bro is a builder, he just laid some serious mortar.

>>32696800

My bro is a paedophile, seriously lock up your daughters.

>>32696800
My grandma loves knitting, she can lay a mean embroider.

My bro lives in a trash palace, hes a serious hoarder

>>32696800
My bro talked to Cheney, he's a recreational water-boarder.

>>32696800

My bro is a muslim, out in the club is likes to seriously sip water

>>32696800

My bro is a chef, he serves some serious starters.

My bro chose the path that no-one goes, he asked no quarter

>>32696800
My bro works at Panda Express, he hates The Flame Broiler.

>>32696800

My bro works at a zoo, he knows a serious tortoise.

>>32696800

My bro is an electrician, he is a serious corder

My bro is a fisherman, and he just got some serious oysters

>>32696800
My bro is a welfare nigger. Hes chimping out because he just ran out of food stamps.

>>32697327
/thread

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Am I on time to be part of this le epic new may may?

>>32696800
My bro is in the freemasons, he's a ZOG NWO Shape-shifting reptilian 33 1/3% priest of the highest order.

>>32696800

My bro is from queens, he is a serious New Yorker.

>>32696800
LONDON JUST GOT NUKED

>>32696800
my bro is in the latrines. they just got some serious boners.

>>32710036
Yeah right, and I am Barack Obongo.

>>32696800

My bro is menstrual pad, he is a serious absorber.

>>32710036
Source. My hardened heart is no longer quickened at the first mention of happenings. I have graduated to /pol/ veteran, which I think my bro says is a mental disorder.

>>32710036
pics or it didn't happen

My bro is a janitor, and he just microwaved some serious hot pockets.

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>>32709555

Good 1 m8

>>32696800
My bro is in Darjeeling, he just got some serious tea

>>32696800

My bro works in stock exchange, he got stung seriously last quarter.

>>32696800

My bro is crash test dummy, he is a serious shock absorber.

>>32696800

My bro works as a missionary, he is a serious converter.

My bro is in the IDF, they just murdered some serious civilians.

My dad works for Nintendo and also fuck you guys.

>>32696800

My bro is Pavel Chekov, he is a serious transporter.

>>32696800
My bro is my dad, he's got some serious deformities.

>>32696800

My bro is in the IDF and just shot a Syrian reporter.

>>32700221
My bro is a country, and he said he has some serious borders

>>32696800 (OP)

My bro works for the NSA, he is a serious decoder.

>>32696800
My bro is a faggot, he just got some serious dick.

>>32696800

My bro is a tri force fag, he is a serious unicoder.

>>32696800
My bro has a lot of cats, he's a serious hoarder.

By bro is an adventurer, he just got a serious arrow to the knee

>>32706920
are you kidding faggot? This is classic 4chan

>>32696800
My sis is in the submarines and just got some serious quarters.

>>32696800
My bro works in a nightclub, they just got some serious porters.

>>32702082
>>32702325
>>32702454
>>32702569
I found these clever!

>>32711481
don't you mean she has some serious screen doors?

>>32696800
my bro is in russia, the just got some serious borders

>>32696800

When will /pol/ ever learn?

>>32696800
my bro is in a brokerage firm, they just got some shorters.

>>32711731
/pol/s havin fun. Go post in a london just got nuked thread.

>>32711794
>my bro is in a brokerage firm, they just got some SERIOUS shorters

>>32696800
My bro is in A&E, they just got some serious Hoarders.

My brothers on A&E, he's a serious hoarder.

>>32711948
>>32711911
horde mind

My bro is in London, he got some serious skellington

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>>32700772

kek, pure 4chan gold right here

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>my bro serra da propane an da propane accessory