Ok, next iteration of the ongoing current event thread for the situation involving the important and very serious internet site, Tumblr. As we all know, Tumblr is home to some of the most special and unique people on the internet who are currently undergoing a gruelling exercise in reality. Of course this is very serious, not at all hilarious, and the FBI is planning arrests and moot has received quite important and serious emails.
In this thread we will discuss:
AND MORE FEELINGS
Relevent to this thread, this guy is a fucking legend:
i meant too gay to understand you /pol/acks lmao im the best at tumblr
This raid has given me legitimate sensible chuckles. Gonna be great when phase II starts on the 20th.
Tumblr is super shit when it comes to image hosting. They won't allow any files and whatnot over 1 MB and/or wider than 500 pixels.
This is why Tumblr posts usually have short, 2-4 second long captioned gifs while sites like 4chan get 10/10 HD Super deluxe short movies.
Just keep this in mind while making your gifs.
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yes. that is exactly the fuck they are. it's fucking scary.
rape culture, rape culture, rape culture
make it an issue of guilty or not guilty,
they rephrase it as "women are innocent men are not innocent"
Tumblr's important and serious petition regarding the shutting down of 4chan (but wat why). All complaints have of course been directed to the Internet Hate Crime Department (or whatever) and the FBI have been notified (apparently).
> yfw when this faggot managed to get about 80 votes total
> and then /b/ came in to help him
> much glorious in the "why do you want to vote for this" comment section including but not limited to, nigger niggers, imma nigger, whatever, feminazis ate my cat, ALL TUMBLER FATCUNTS DIE, and an entire posting of the Book of Genesis
> got to about 300 when they got bored and fucked off to post more shovel dog back on #feminist
This is before the raping when tumblr still thought they could do stuff quite easily and freely on our internet. And then /b/ showed them reality again.
I'm sure /b/ would love to politely debate them on why they are faggot niggers.
Not confused at all, in this video he seems closer to his brother than I've ever seen him. Usually, when I see Peter debate, he's pretty much jumping around the questions, and constantly shooting fallacies.
We have an update from BG. He says Hammernet is currently controlling 268 accounts and it's adding more at a rate of a couple dozen an hour. These people seriously use things like "fuckyou" and "cishetscum" as passwords.
I don't condone hacking but you know BG. Can't tell him it's probably not a good idea or he'll go batshit.
hook me up on the bg rizon when the officials make their decisions
how much you guys pay?
Well, you know little of Christopher then, just labeling him leftwing... First of all, he was in favour of the war in iraq, pretter rightwing thing, he also was openly sexist about who needed to get a job in his household. But that's not what I mean. What I mean, is that it's completely reasonable that anyone who hasn't been proved guilty should not be considered guilty. And I generaly don't see Peter as being reasonable.
It's 1MB for animated GIFs. Says so on their photo troubleshooting page. (http://www.tumblr.com/docs/en/photo_troubleshooting)
Should clarify though that other file sizes can (apparently) be 10MB. That's a crime of ignorance on my part, sorry.
so what does it take to get to this state, pol?
"lets raid da chans n show 'em real social justice!"
"no pls. pls stop. no more. pls go. pls. pls stop"
Wait, so all you have to do is tag an image with a hashtag and it'll show up on everyone's tumblr feed?
Holy shit why haven't we been doing this earlier? Who knew that shitty website was so easy to fuck up.
I knew the raid sucked but I didn't know bitch tears were involved
Le fuckin l, just watching the aftermath of this shit is amazing.
Well, you're using the word 'sexist' unironically, so I'm guessing you're left wing as well The whole niche of Peter Hitchens is that even his opponents can see the logic of his points as they're pure logic while liberals use emotional arguments He's a pretty wise paleoconservative guy Also, being for the war in Iraq does not mean you're right wing Interventionism is not a purely right wing concept
i was best in my class at shitposting *<:^)
a tumblr victim made this little slideshow to explain the 4chan raid. I know they're melodramatic but this is ridiculous. 1/7
It Took me a minute to figure out what they were talking about when saying triggering. I have instant hate for this fucking term. Moreover if I were to hear someone say this in real life I do not think iI would be able to prevent myself from punching them.
I honestly feel bad for the MRA's, they have done nothing wrong and the rabid feminists always attack them.
Either way. Great job gentlemen. Tumblr is where logic is frowned upon.
last one - 7/7. Now don't you feel bad about yourselves, /pol/?
>Depicting 4chan as killer awesome giants eating teenagers alive.
Is almost like they want to make everyone here feel good about themselves.
And yet this is their front page right now and it's still the same endless bawww, fussy, whining, endless blah blah blah, interspersed with the usual combination of fuck yeah stronk and muh waaah hugbox bullshit.
They'll never stop. For them "not to feed the trolls" means they'll have to stop taking themselves so damn seriously in that uniquely self-delusional, arrogant and yet totally illogical, really stupid way of theirs. Never, ever, ever going to happen. They know it, we know it, the whole utterly lulsy expanse of time before us knows it too.
This internet truly is SRS business.
Excellent work, /pol/.
You are the most legendary of all boards in 4chan's history.
It's kind of funny. We divert blame to so many places but they are so ignorant as to what MRAs are and they actually do that they think the only people that hate them MUST be MRAs
> I was met with extreme gore while on the beach and had an anxiety attack
You just couldn't make this shit up.
I've noticed a lot of people seem to think 4chan is just /b/ at that. Like it's just a bunch of guys laughing at whatever gore and cp that gets posted for the entirety of the website.
Except MRAs just complain about feminism on Reddit. They don't ever really actively engage them. TRPers and PUAs actually make them more butthurt than MRAs, but for some reason they think TRPers and PUAs are synonymous with MRAs.
I use sexist, as in, the word... I don't mean to say it's wrong or anything, I just put it as a fact. I agree when Peter says that we're breeding a society of intolerant people, which is basically the current state of tumblr, and in close future, the internet. What I was referring to was when asked if he believes in same sex marriage, he dances around it, never actually stating his beliefs, and I find that weak as fuck.
would tricking tumblr into this would work? they're underage enough to not know
Remember guys, we have a counter petition, and it's already well over 2000 signatures
If you would like to help the cause
It seems that there are a lot of people who think that:
1. /b/ represents all of 4chan
2. 4chan is full of people who will hack you just by being on the site
3. Every single thread on 4chan is filled to the brim with porn and gore
4. The people on 4chan will take any chance to raid / dox a random person for no reason
It's actually quite funny.
>1/2 gallon bleach
>1/2 gallon ammonia
this never gets old
Someone actually did that and made a post about it on /b/ raging at them for tricking him because he almost died, haha. There's a screencap floating around, but I can't seem to find it.
If anyone does do this, make sure you use a VPN/proxy/tor/whatever, you could probably get in serious trouble for basically trying to trick people into killing themselves.
If gore and /pol/ is all it takes to chase tumblrfaggotry off the internet and specific websites, there should be a new rule allowing it on all of 4chan to make sure no 'muh trigguhs' tumblretard ever comes to 4chan ever again.
No, they need to "feel safe" to spew their insane shit and help the overall reaction against the overall ideology.
Leave them be other than sustainably farming smaller lulz quantities.
There are more of these. There's one about injecting air into your blood to get high, another about making hash by putting weed in a big pot of boiling oil, lighting it on fire and then throwing a bucket of water on it to 'put it out' (read: spread fire fucking everywhere and burn your house down).
The homosucks arrived. Also
I thought that shit only happened on Facebook and Twitter
Does anyone have the one where you can make cool looking metal or something by wrapping a spoon handle in duct tape so you don't get your hand burnt, heating the spoon's head on an open flame stove and then cooling it under water?
What I see, when I think of /pol/ teaming up to do something wicked
There was a "Shut Down 4chan Movement" that started on tumblr which was just a pathetic raid on a couple boards. The funny part is that their "raid" was completely identical to the regular shitposting here every day so nobody really noticed.
I hope moot does to them what he did to /r/SRS.
I can already see the headlines
>Hundreds of teens die as deadly pic sweaps blogging site
>Moreover if I were to hear someone say this in real life I do not think iI would be able to prevent myself from punching them.
Would you say it would be "triggering" you?
I've seen this around a few times. Glad I finally took the time to read it.
It's very accurate. Everyone I know who got baited by the tumble feminist ideology ends up as another zombie pushing the social justice agenda based off of feels.
OK GUYS JUST LOOK HERE FOR A MOMENT THIS IS IMPORTANT
This needs distributing and saving. It's a really good and highly useful piece of armoury. Obviously tumblr know about this but it's how their site works so w/e if they didn't know about it before. Save it, and spread it as much as possible.
You really should mix redpills in with the gore, like crime statistics, IQ scores, Holohoax and 9/11 facts,the arguments against femminism, articles, shit like that, so people like him can't say shit like that and assume some bullshit moral high ground.
>10 or so neckbeards band together and spend 1-2 days making accounts and having gore/rape bombs
>tumblr is reminded of their inferiority for years to come
the consequences will never be the same
It would be so amazing if /g/ were to give us loads of tech looking things to do with their site so they could go and whine and whine to their moderators who would then be so fuck this, that they'd just ban them.
Wouldn't that be amazing?
> 4chan users are willing to go as far as destroying multiple people's equipment
Does anyone else find this whole little teenage drama queen language as hilarious as me? Cracks me up.
And yeah, dummy. We're the internet hate machine duh.
But they actually believe it. There's a lot of people going "come at me 4chin, I ain't afraid" now that there's a lull. One anon before was right, they have the memory span of a gold fish.
Are you 5 years old and a script kiddie? We can do that ourselves. Hell, we can download macro programs, add-ons, or userscripts right now. But you're right that /g/ should join us, especially considering we collaborated with them during the Feminist Software Foundation thing.
Ok. They are still running to their little hugboxes.
Attack "#signal boost"
With similar to pic related.
Aww those fluffy widdle baby chickens <3
I offer the name of Valverde (Green Valley) Blaster.
We need to have them save an image and copy/paste a script to execute. They'll be spamming their own site.
So every single day for the next century it's gonna be tubgirl?
i'll show you an inhuman chicken nugget machine
It is important to note that it is a legitimate mental condition among PTSD victims (mostly war vets and disaster survivors), but it's usually something random and is not very common. Tumblr fags appropriated the word to mean "anything that makes me uncomfortable".
A few hambeast mentally fucked leprechaun kin in dresses decided we were evil, must be reeducated and decided to "attack" 4chan by pissing into an ocean of piss. It failed of course, now there's at least 2 suicides by last count
as if they could ever hope to use their hot air to surface on a gas planet with an atmosphere consisting of farts
This was a glorious day /pol/lacks
The perfect way to celebrate July 4th, a burger and tumblr tears
We also proved that we can still inflict damage to other websites thus refurbishing our somewhat tarnished reputation
DHS and DoD here.
Tumblr has been determined as a critical threat to United States national security as their Cultural Marxist subversion strategies mirrors that of the Soviet Union's "Active Measures" demoralization and propaganda campaign. This cannot be tolerated and will be dealt with through a counter PSYWAR initiative and cyber-warfare operations.
>/b/ lose interest after they made them all shake at their monitors and burst into tears
>"boy we sure showed them dweebs!"
Jesus christ, it's like a faggot kid who just got beaten up, feeling like he won because eventually the bullies just wandered off.
I suppose you're right, never really thought of it like that.
They look like they're having a good time beforehand though
didn't actually think we ate babby chickens though, just doesnt seem to be enough meat to make it count
Dr. Pavel Im CIA.
The flightplan i just filed with the agency lists Myself, Dr. Pavel, and only ONE of YOU.
Tell me about Bane
Why does he wear the mask?
Lotta loyalty for a hired gun!
Retard here, can someone explain how this works exactly?
That's why they use so many of them, I read somewhere that it takes 8 chicks to make a single nugget. I believe this process is banned in most first world countries though- there is a minimum age that chickens have to be before processing into food items.
Hey man, we better watch out. It was only at 200 signs 8 hours ago. It'll be at 100,000 in no time.
A basic timeline of events.
>SJW tumbr fags deem us shitlords. Boohoo.
>The echo chamber is so strong they think they can actually raid/shut down 4chan by attempting to 'reeducate' us.
>#shutdown4chan becomes a trending tag on tumblr
>mind you this was at least a solid month before the proposed July 4th raid date.
>even "it habbeding" /pol/ users laugh it off, and rightfully so
>July 4th rolls around and a few threads show up on /pol/ and /b/.
Seriously, like 5 or 6 threads total are what constituted this "raid."
>and so we went to war
>/b/ is roused from trap threads and shitty copypasta.
>the internet hate machine revs itself up
>spam of gore, scat and just about every other gross thing /b/ can puke up is posted in tags like #feminisn #transrights, and #dicklessfaggotry
>tumblr finds that calling some guy outside of your hugbox a shitlord does not make you an internet hardass in the most brutal fashion possible.
>melt downs, suicide threats, long blog posts involving every flavor of butthurt and SJW tears are the order of the day, screenshots are taken as war trophies
>tl:dr tumblr was dumb enough to openly antagonize 4chan on freedom day.
No faggot, no more than four people here can download a key logger kek.
But alright, I'll go to /b/ first. Totally doable. If we can get them to piss off their own mods, that'll be win all round. Also no u lol, etc.
>what's this "we" stuff, newfag? there are no lines, here. if you don't like it, leave and don't come back.
Look, here /b/tard, there's such a thing as liability and chain of causation. Now hurt a tumblrtards feelings and send them crying to their panic rooms, you're golden. Post something that could directly lead to someone harming themselves, get it traced back to you, and get stuck with the wrong jury or judge, and you get to enjoy some criminal and civil liability.
You need to think, son.
We need to have them save an image and copy/paste a script to execute. They'll be spamming their own site.
it's ok, kid. i remember my first raid, too. just stop acting like you know anything. you don't. shut the fuck up, lurk moar, and learn from the masters.
well that's for the fucking troll to deal with. Pretty sure the majority of us are just laughing at the fallout.
If you're genuinely concerned about /pol/'s reputation, that's pretty sad.
>If you're genuinely concerned about /pol/'s reputation, that's pretty sad.
More concerned about whipping up a normalfag media frenzy that lures more neutrals over to the side of SJW fascism.
Jesus, that's the most horrifying thing I've ever heard. Do that.
>implying the media doesn't already spin absolutely every story they can to lure people into SJW type beliefs.
Sorry, what this is is classic 4chan behavior, the only reason it's tying into social justice BS is because that's the current trend of crap that's been springing up all over the place. Normalfag media has been calling 4chan the internet hate machine since 07, nothing has changed since other than the nature of the targets.
ITT: people who hate Statists forcing Statism upon themselves.
You're gonna wreck a good thing by smearing it with your own shit.
Also, animal cruelty is degenerate.
Don't bother replying. I'm already gone.
We should take that shithole down.
It's a dangerous site for young girls.
Some fucked up communities on the site:
Reasons enough to bring that shithole down.
My point is, passivity has done nothing but allow these people to spread. They need to be actively confronted. We need a louder voice, in other words and I have no doubt that tensions will escalate quickly when they realize that people are fed up with their shit.
is the FBI legitimately planning arrests, and moot getting mails, or is this a reference to those "I just got off the phone to the FBI!!" and "I just emailed 4chan!!!" tumblr posts
> TUBLER STRONK
It will never, ever, ever stop being so side holocausting hilarious. We have actually found the tap vein of the internet's comedy gold.
We're not the one that makes the animal cruelty, though. And why are they exempt from reality? How does that help those animals ultimately? What? We turn away and ignore it or we face it and think of any way we could help or at least learn something that means we can help the next time?
Stop thinking like a special fucking snowflake. It's not clever. It doesn't make you more sensitive or caring. It makes you selfish. Wake up.
You know, I got thinking.
I'd feel kinda sorry for people having their "safe spaces" raided if they were seperate, individual sites. (ie, a site created solely for rape victims to come forward and get support or something.)
I feel near no sympathy for Tumblr users caught as collateral damage, however, because instead of using a site purpose-built, they use a cancerous subsection of a centralized site.
Centralization will be the death of the internet.
Rome was not built in a day and we can't be too overt otherwise this place will get flooded with normalfags.
Go hard and fast then retreat and let it cool off while you push somewhere else. Never let them expect you.
All of it is Internet as Serious Business. The only way to use the internet with any true effectiveness is to stay Anonymous. I tell people this over and over. This isn't a site; it's an operating philosophy about how to stay truly safe on the internet. No god damn identifiable information. And why? Because nothing is verifiable. For all I know, all of Tumblr is some troll site and we sure as fuck know what Facebook is now too.
Everything went to shit when people started dragging offline into online. Everything. And it did because it was all so fucking Serious. Of course the corporations want to control it, of course the NSA et all want to crawl all over it.
No serious business. It's not a joke; it's the only way the internet can be really free. Fucked now anyway. All fucked so what does it really matter I guess.
I disagree on Anonymous - Pseudonymous is enough if handled properly (And this is certainly how any rape forum should be handled. No photos, no names, no location unless it's too general to be of use "New York")
But yeah, I'm sick of the internet currently being an extension of real life - where one puts their name, their photo, all of their information. The only exception to this is e-shopping, and even then, you don't discuss anything, you use a separate name and email for your stuff there. It's purely business with no community.
For all this post has petty disagreements - I agree with you 99%, I totally do. I saw a post like this before and I've had more time to think about it since that, hence focusing more on disagreements.
It's bullshit that the internet is treated as real-life 2.0, rather than the beautiful separate place it should be. I can only hope that the system will somehow rebel, and force these normalfags to either adapt, or get out.
One consideration I had as a point of discussion - what if centralization entraps the normalfags in a facebook walled garden (akin to AOL in the early days), leaving the rest of the internet better for it? I doubt this will happen - Facebook being the evil it is - but one can dream of positive outcomes.
It takes a special kind of narcissism to believe that oversensitive, politically-correct pussies that have a panic attack over anything that goes against their little bubble of comfort (Tumblr) could have any influence over the bunch of foul-mouthed perverts that are /b/.
I don't understand how these tumblrtards handle reality.
>I don't understand how these tumblrtards handle reality.
They don't. That's why they can't live without trigger warnings. Their reality is so sanitised that the real world actually makes them break down into tears.
They are like bluepill-ultra.
>The act of trolling Tumblr after death.
Yeah, alright. I'll concede on pseudonymous. That's why I liked myspace actually. It had a good enough interface that you could be all my music, my blah blah, but none of this constant immediacy with is all about tracking as far as I'm concerned. Facebook was the fucking end of everything. Nothing more than a clearly designed attempt to get people to be as big attention whores as they could possibly. The real kicker is they think they're so "free", so "knowledgeable", so "connected". But they're just part of a product. Defineable cogs in a machine constantly pushing and pulling against each other with all their stupid fucking drama while the machine syphons off all the energy. I'll never surrender to it. The internet that we think we have is long gone. We can start again though but again all this cunts gave the machine all the power so now it has all the money. If we ever get our hands on it again, either this version goes or we start from scratch with some other way. Dunno.
But nah, like I say, the internet is gone and what's left is in full control of the corps and the government. I can't see it changing for minorities. We'll always just have to fit in I guess. But then I have a lot of faith in this coming generation. First true tech conversant one so we'll see if they can find the solution. There seems to me to be quite a large and growing distrust with the status quo after Snowden which might be a harbinger. Who knows. Maybe all the normals will get so hacked, surveilled, fucked over with the increasing intrusiveness that they'll also think fuck it. Early days in the great scheme of things. We'll see.
Holy fucking shit.
Thank you guys so much. I knew something like this would happen and it's just great. I really love you guys.
You guys made me proud. Godspeed, you fuckers. Godspeed
They've apparently reported it and arrests are imminent. See related. For the truly lulzy email to moot see here. >>31996335