>ITT: We confess our degeneracy to /pol/ to cleanse us of our sins
>used to smoke weed a lot in high school because I was an edgy fuck
>Was subscribed to theamazingbanana and TYT for over 2 years
>Have been in a sexual relationship with my cousin several times
>used to smoke weed and do opiates almost daily
>used to be a general shit head who liked the thug culture
Now I'm a hard working individual who only takes stimulants to increase my work load by 100%
I drink every 2-3 days, I masturbate about once a week.
Back in high school I was really into punk culture so every day was a total mess. Drugs, sex, violence, etc. at least I graduated high school and never let the people around me have any influence on my political beliefs.
I am a homosexual.
I do my very best not to be a faggot and to counter any faggot culture that I discover locally but I still know, in the back of my mind, my efforts will never cleanse me.
I've been smoking weed for 4 years and don't plan on stopping, I'm considering trying shrooms
I watch a lot of porn
I used to steal shit from retail stores semi-often
I cheated on basically everything in HS
I regret none of this, except maybe the porn
I Read Each and Every One if your stupid shit posts and I Came To The Conclusion That None Of You STUPID FUCKS are worthy of my degenerate sins. let me begin.
I used to let a mentally Ill retarded fuck face take advantage of my money so I smoked that retard out with the herbal Jew , for about $2999 worth of weed. And the fucking retard still have not paid me back nor have any idea or heart to pay me any compensation. God fuck the retard and his piece of shit soul to hell. And forever I will pray of thee. Or at least someone fucking fucking murder the fucking retard please
>guy who smokes weed everyday here
I tried shrooms once. Ate the whole bag (Like 2-3 servings worth)
Setting, setting, setting.
I took them at night at a star wars tabletop roleplaying session. Worst mistake ever.
1) I drink rarely. Maybe once a month.
2) Smoke cigarettes like a damn chimney. December will be my 4th year smoking. I need to fucking quit.
3) Smoke pot almost every day. Not gonna defend/justify it in any way.
4) Watch porn once in a while and jerk it if my girlfriend isn't feeling good. (She has health problems and isn't always up for sexual activity)
5) By far the worst and most personally embarrassing is that i used to be a little thief piece of shit. Put my parents/loyal girlfriend through so much pain. I served my time and have never thought about stealing again, it's just plain wrong and it makes me feel bad just thinking about it. (except media from TPB kek)
I have to deal with waifufags extensively because of my hobby. I recently realized I have come to hate them.
Smoke weed and cigarettes
Have premarital sex
Have fucked girls outside of my race (black and indian)
Treated my past gfs like shit
Have multiple mental problems
Do nothing everyday
Smoke pot everday
I am really attractive so I meet chicks and fuck them
I fuck wives, gfs, singles, you name it
I masturbate daily
Think about killing myself twice a week
Work a shitty dead end service job
All the things I want to do are banned or no longer viable.
Feel like I was born into the wrong time period.
>masturbate almot every day
>masturbated to hentai, cp, gay porn, cockold
>masturbated anally and loved it
>drink alcohol every weekend
>college drop out
>never worked in my live
>my "friends" have normal lives and dont need me
I dress as a sissy faggot and suck cock. I love anal too.
I used to sell drugs and profited from prostitution. I've taken just about every drug, done home invasions, assisted people in robberies and thefts, collected welfare for two months while I was on parole so I could tell my PO I had a source of income. I smoke cigarettes. I've tricked people into selling drugs for me. I burned down a place as a kid. Contributed to the decay of residential buildings through agreements with the super. I've sold drugs to prostitutes and corrupted young white wimminz
etc. etc. etc.
Now I go to university and don't take drugs or drink alcohol. I have been sentenced to 200 hours of community service and am seeking funding for a film project about how the urban planning of my city resulted in social decay. By all accounts, I'm making the world a better place
>smoke weed and cigarettes
>drink maybe twice a month
>jerk off like once a week
>have premarital sex
>have fucked girls outside of my race (indian dot, and indian feather)
>treated past gf's like shit
>masturbate at least 4 times a day and to latina porn
>dreamed about fucking my smoking cousin multiple times
>never had a gf
>do nothing but play video games, browse chans, and movies/tv shows
>have 3GBs of feels
>bought mass effect 3 and all of its dlc
oh and I had a 8/10 gf who I cheated on with a short disgusting fat chick.
and then I told myself I would never cheat on her again
then in 2010 I fucked a girl and filmed it, and in 2012 the video went online and became world famous for a week because everyone thought she was Carly Rae Jepsen (hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe)
Forgot to mention I've been on court imposed conditions (or incarcerated) since 2008 and will continue to be until 2018. I haven't had a job since 2008 either, maybe 2009.
I've ruined families
Well I think you know that you have to change now.
Probably best to stop masturbating so you aren't disgusted with yourself mentally. Then probably best to to go to a job agency and earn some money so your life has some type of hope for the future.
Then get rid of your fat ways.
Then get a qtpi white wife and reproduce for the sake of the Horde.
also forgot to mention I've treated women horribly and got my friends baby mother hooked on drugs while I was fucking her while she lived with him so she stole from him in order to prove her loyalty to me. She wanted to move in with me with her two kids but I said aw hell naw
i just couldnt accept that i wasted half a decade of fandom on this shit and that this was the final conclusion
even most of the bullshit from me2 could have been explained in 3 if they have paid attention to their own story
i am getting mad just thinking about it
>Was a 24/7 stoner from jan 2013-May 2014, had been smoking for three years prior
>STEM dropout, currently a NEET
>had gay sex twice at the height of my depression/addiction/involuntary abstinence although tbf I was the man both times.
>I've been arrested three times, I have a conviction for racially aggravated assault (although if anything you guys would probably aprove)
>I used to have extreme left wing views, be a fedorafag
however i'm not teetotal, spiritually open and beginning to work hard and study.
>unironically enjoy watching cartoons
>have a waifu pillow
>want to cosplay as female characters
>lost v-card to a hooker of another race
>dropped out of college
>fap to all kinds of degenerate stuff
oh yeah, when I was 18 I broke into a construction site to steal power tools (drunk, on painkillers and cocaine) and fell four stories and broke my back and heel.
Turned out it was a church, LOLPWNT
I used my own back pain as justification for using and selling opiates
>Worked as a canvasser for Planned Parenthood one summer for extra cash.
>Fap to [spoiler]/ss/[/spoiler] doujins.
>Smoked weed regularly for about two years. Played an unhealthy amount of WoW for those same two years. Have since quit both completely.
>Addicted to tobacco, though I've reduced my daily consumption from 1 1/2 packs to just half a pack.
I do watch a moderate amount of anime, but I wouldn't consider that degenerate personally.
>drink 2-3 liter vodka weekly, best experience with cigarettes
>masturbate 2+ times daily, sometimes ranging up to 4 times, drawn, shemale, normal, no difference to my dick
>had best orgasms through help of prostate stimulation
>NEET and virgin
>eat more calories than what I can burn
>spend 98% of my hours during awake on 4chan, internet and sometimes vidya
>used to browse /mlp/ for 2 years since moot added it
guys I think I won this thread
everyone else just seems like a fucking introverted beta loser.
I was actually an extremely socially detrimental person
I broke my lumber between t12 and L2. It's fused together with titanium, I was crippled for 6 months. I also have 13 pins in my calcaneal part of my right heel so I walk like a YOLOSWAG pirate
I hate white people and i am white myself.
Not for all the leftist bullshit but having had to grow up in a pc environment where they would take the word of immigrants over yours and call you a nazi/racist/bigot because they were so guilt tripped.
I hate them all and i love seeing how the west is falling, i get off on shitskins fucking white women because its the ultimate form of humiliation seeing these cunts fuck animals
Ive always felt like a stranger in my own country and ive never had a sense of belonging to white people and their bullshit
You can talk dirty to me, honeybun. I'm VERY submissive and have an extensive wardrobe of pretty dresses like pic. My bf has given me his permission to post naughty talk, although he'll probably spank me later......
I'll turn you on, if you tell me to, sweetcheeks.
lel its not even that bad really, it's just when I've been walking for a while, then it develops into a strut. It originally looked kinda bowlegged but I developed it so now I just look like a cocky asshole. If I have a "good pain day" it's fine but on a damp day when I've been walking for a while its a pronounced niggerwalk
You may be asexual because you've been so fat for so long that you have an extremely low testosterone level.
Congratulations on the weight loss though. Keep going and build some muscles.
Maybe go to the doctor for a testosterone level test.
Thanks for the compliment. Benching 320 right now. Yeah, sadly it isn't testosterone. Reason involves some child abuse that I do not think anyone wants to read unless they are a deviant and need to get back to /b/ where they belong.
>fap at least once a day to all sorts of shit (anal porn, fisting, hentai), need something sick and crazy to enjoy masturbating
>left gf of 3 years just because I was busy with exams, didn't bother to call her or anything, just a pathetic text message
>don't answer 80% of my calls
>altough I keep my body in shape I eat easy to make food and drink energy drinks regulary
>smoke 20 cigs / day
>drink alone every friday night, go sit on a bench in a park and just think random shit and smoke
>regulary pull an all-nighter
>starting to become anti social as fuck
>and her annoying voice
>You are now aware that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DJ8B1ek_L0&feature=kp 's punchline is her real voice and that the nasal voice is like Hugh Laurie's american accent
as I mentioned, I may or may not be on house arrest
At least people on reddit are just idiots who are easy to troll and so weak in their convictions you can actually change their points of view. I turned the ukraine thread in /r/worldnews into a moscow solidarity thread
is there actually a lbgt board on 4chan? If so I'm gonna stay on my VPN so I never accidentally post here
I had sex with three women before marriage.
I really wish I hadn't and I'd feel a lot better about myself if I had kept pure but I was a teenager and thought things like purity and religion were stupid bullshit.
I masturbate to lady boys and strong, Aryan men fucking effeminate Asians men. The only females I'm attracted too anymore are underage. My degeneracy rank only continues to climb.
>I have a diaper fetish and have a stockpile of diapers
>I'm a pedophile and I like to get off by looking up webcam videos on youtube
>Smoke weed whenever I have it
>In a gay, interracial relationship
>Am Zionist Jew
Because suicide is for cowards and I don't mind my life.
so start a family you faggot
go get a hubby and make friends with some lesbian couple who wants children and be all 'hey if we giv u sperm and a turkey baster can we have babby 2?'
Top kek. How are you gonna kill me if you don't even know me?
"It" will never happen, whatever that is.
I'll continue being a degenerate pedophile, thanks.
Swing on a rope, faggot. You know Rick Perry was actually spot on when he said being an ass pirate is something that can be fought against like alcoholism. You might want to drink alcohol, but you don't have to. Remember you chose to be gay.
I'm an upstanding person outwardly, you'd never know. Actually I'm strongly against public displays of degeneracy, but I have nothing against people keeping things on the down low.
I don't play vidya games. Americans are too fat. Jews run the world. I work for a bunch of greedy Jews. I violate myself in the ass nightly. Make secret trips to the whore house. Get's Aids. I'm deed...
>I used to be subscribed to theamazingbanana and The Young Turds when I was an edgy teenager
>I used to be a socialist
>I used to be a flamer faggot
>I still fap to furry porn
Can I be saved, /pol/?
That's fine, but many men have vices you aren't aware of. When it comes down to it I think puritans are just lacking in experience and have yet to find they're more crooked than they thought.
>I'm 20 and although I have managed to have 3 gf's, I'm still a kissless, handholdless virgin.
>I fap daily
>My hobby is converting swfs and flashes into gifs and uploading them to Paheal
>I belive in waiting until marriage
I fap to traps, I'm obese (but losing hella weight fast now that I'm dieting and counting calories), and I actively want to become blue pilled again because being red pulled makes me suicidal and I'm realizing now that ignorance is bliss and that happiness is the only thing I need right now.
I also play the lottery religiously and I'm probably going to lose my virginity to a cute camgirl I know.
I stared at that for about a minute solid with seething rage. I just can't believe that they would put 3 endings that were rubbish and exactly the same to cap off the trilogy, and then pop up a message with "thx for playing, gib mone pls"
It still revolts me that when fans were expressing outrage, the "journalists" started going on about "gamer entitlement". Sorry if I actually expect something coherent and satisfying from a game I bought at full price.
I actually really liked ME2, which is basically blasphemy on /v/, I preferred it to ME1, but ME3 was just inexcusable. I loved DA:O as well. DA2 and ME3 were just so fucking awful, never trusting bioware again.
>My hobby is converting swfs and flashes into gifs and uploading them to Paheal
>I secretly vape but feel like a faggot sucking on those things BUT GOD DAMN ITS NICE!
>I drink too much red wine
>i'm 37 and don't really give a shit about anything but my kids
> selfishly want a happening
listen here "commie" you don't have a god damned right to wave the scarlet banner and be the degenerate you are. You are an insult to Marx himself. Mao, Stalin, and even Lenin wouldn't hesitate to put you six feet under via firing squad.
went to a mates for a drink up, suddenly 4 feminist dykes walk in. it was literally like seeing an impersonation of tumblr walk through the fucking door.
we all sit down, a some of them start going on and on about the fucking patriarchy and how its so much better to go after women and munch carpet. a couple of them were fat and mumbling about thin privlege. my based friend tells a fat joke deliberately with the land whales in ear shot while i was in the toilet and most of them decide to leave, 2 of them stay anyway.
having already decided i'm going to need some help from my closest friend, Jack Danials to get me through the night, i'm pretty drunk by this point. one of the dykes who had been going on about her girlfriend in Melbourne the whole night walks up to me and asks jokingly for a kiss. i say "whatever, your a dyke anyway so it doesn't matter", kiss her, she puts her hands down my pants and then next thing i know i'm banging her brains out in the toilet. she then walks out of there wondering why she's a lesbian in the first place.
so the score sheet would be
>had drunken pleb sex -1
>bitch was probably on pingas -1
>turned a feminist tumblr cunt straight +1
>have had sex with men (and women)
>masturbate once every day or two
>look at porn
>drink once every week or so, get decently drunk
>smoke weed on occasion
On the flipside, I eat well/am fit, have an aryan QT GF and a good job, and I'm very comfortable with my life.
>used to smoke weed, drop acid, and roll on x
>while on the rave scene, banged so many bitches and because i was high i don't remember it
>enjoy banging chicks that aren't white and cumming in them in the hopes that they get pregnant
>the bad part about the previous one is that they have to be trashy for me to get that Big O
Ladies and gents I believe we've found the degenerate
The only emotions I've felt in the last four years towards anything was anime related. Other than that I only laugh for real on here. I am completely horrified by what the world has become and would welcome the Grand Happening.
Oh boy, I'm in the same situation. Somehow, I feel no emotions whatsoever for real people now. They are completely meaningless to me. Yet fictional characters still touch me deeply at times, it makes no sense to me.
>i engage in oral sex and titfucking with a girl im not married to
Would you support the emperor?
Like many men my age I have a bit of wanderlust and bloodlust in me. I joined the US Navy at 17 and blew out my knee 6 months in so I never got to experience anything outside of training. I want to go somewhere, I want to fight... but I'm stuck here because after that no branch will take me. I was going to join the FFL, but after talking to them I can't get in even after getting my knee fixed. So I guess my degeneracy is I'm the edgiest of edgelords who wants to be a soldier or sailor.
>don't believe on the kike on a stick but no fedora
>watch/fap to chinese cartoons
>read VNs/LNs a lot
Also I'm a lolicon but fuck you I don't regret shit.
>use mind altering substances occasionally
That's about it, I guess. I have a long time girlfriend, a job, I'm in college... I really don't feel like I'm degenerate at all. That kind of brings up the question, what is degeneracy? Things that other people abhor?
if you cut the porn and find somehting to be fanatic about something (say selling things on ebay or studying) normal sexual feels will return eventually.
try to cut the weed until the late evening when you've done shit with your day already and it's just a joint before reading abook or bed
I'm bisexual, but I can't stand most supporters of the gay rights movement though and liberals are fucking idiots.
I don't think I'd ever actually fuck with a dude (hell I've only had sex a couple times and with women) but I like fapping to gay porn and futas sometimes. I think it's because I'm an ass man.
Being a homosexual isn't inherently degenerate. Talking effeminately, displaying affection in public, and wearing clothes that suggest your sexuality are certainly degenerate, though. If you don't do any of those things they your cool.
>Drink alcohol every day
>Masturbate every day
>Buy escorts + lap dances
>Have been banned from some local bars for excessive drunkenness and rowdiness.
I should probably go to a quit drinking program.
>gf has to work two jobs to support us
>smoke weed almost daily
>haven't cut hair for almost three years
>have cheated on gf a couple of times through whole relationship but she doesn't know
I watch MLP. I didn't think it was degenerate until the show started sucking, but I can't get off the ride.
I have spent more than $300 on MLP merch that I keep hidden so my parents don't see it.
I'm 28 and live with my parents because my student loans rape me monthly.
on this year's spring break trip I met a very attractive girl that transferred to my school this year. we hit it off well and eventually i took her drunk ass to bed. my initial plan was to just tuck her phat ass in and then go downstairs for more partying. she went in for a kiss while I was doing this and I took it as an invitation to join her in bed. what ended up happening was she passed out, and, me being a horny drunk faggot, I fingered her right then and there.
lemme tell ya, ive never in my life felt a pussy so wet and tight. she's saving herself for marriage, and, at the time, she had been out of a relationship for almost a year, which was most likely the last time she had been fingered.
i got so much fucking pussy juice on my finger that i wanted to see if i could slide it in her asshole. and i did. very easily. hearing her moan in her sleep was really hot
we were both 18, by the way
>The only emotions I've felt in the last four years towards anything was anime related
This is pretty much me, but moreso with romantic feelings. Despite the fact that a lot of my friends are top-tier womanizers, I have not had any sexual attraction to real girls for some time. And it's getting harder and harder to masturbate to vanilla stuff, I have to use some of the sickest, most deprived hentai out there. Despite all this, I blew my shot at wizardry in high school with a severely overweight girl who only had sex with me because of her self-esteem issues. I only accepted because I figured it was the only chance I'd get.
I'm 25 and still live with my parents because I have constant nervous breakdowns and can't hold a steady job (not that I really had a good shot at one since I interview terribly). I spend a lot of my time watching anime, I've seen literally about 300-400 titles, and nobody except my little sister knows. Right now I'm doing part-time deliveries for a friend's business despite the fact that I completed a BCom at the top school in the country with a 3.7 GPA. I just need some kind of income to pay for my car insurance and student loans.
I hang out with Ukrainians in my local plaza until 3am on some mornings, all we do is spook Asians who come in to buy shit, drink vodka mixed with maple syrup, and gamble with $10 maximums. And yes, they all fucking squat.
I'm bisexual, zoophile, use hallucinogenics, furry, brony, effeminate, financial net negative to society, moral subjectivist, criticize traditional institutions whenever I can and I'm proud to have each of those attributes.
I drink daily (hard liquor) and masturbate routinely.
However, I have a Master's degree, am a martial artist, weight lifter, husband, father, and cop. So I think my 'sins' are forgivable.
Yeah, I quit porn a while ago and just straight up haven't fapped since. Imagination didn't it cut it either.
Also, I got a girlfriend 2 weeks into nofap. Maybe all those threads were right about it being good for you.
When I become a wizard I'll kill you first.
I am a short white man in a relationship with a tall big booty black woman. We have a fattening fetish. She fattens me and stuffs me with food daily. Our goal for me is 350. She loves my fat and kisses and licks my belly all the time. The sex is great and we love each other.
I feel degenerate, but other than this fetish, I'm totally a /pol/lack. Know the holohoax is a lie, dislike niggers, own guns, avoid the high fructose corn jew, dislike faggots, etc.
BTW, she is an educated and loving black woman, not a Shaniqua beast.
funny thing is i think i tried that and i couldn't get myself into a position where i could do that without moving her body. and that was a no-go, because i was in a room with like 3 other sleeping people
>tfw reading all the amazing shit you guys did/do/are doing
My life is empty. I work in retail and come home to browse 4chan and sleep. I live with my parents, they dont charge me for anything. I have money piling up and the only thing I could think of spending it on was three 11oz bags of raisinets and some cake frosting, because that is what I remember wanting to buy when I was an 11 year old that still had hopes and dreams.
I havent eaten any of it, I lost my sweet tooth years ago.
My parents are religious, and introduced me to a 9/10 blonde/blue eyed qt girl. I've put her off for over a year now, I just dont want this to be the end, I cant accept that this is all I'll ever be.
Maybe I should have posted this shit on /adv/
>evidence suggests that Hitler comes from the North African haplogroup
>Hitler is the descendant of Arabs and Europeans
Further reason to show how pointless race is.
I'm having second thoughts as well.
Ever since I got a non-white gf my interest in 'purity' has gone out the window.
and we actually became like best friends after spring break. she wont ever find out about the fingering thing, too. and basically i was going to ask her out but i opted not to, because would be going separate ways in a few months. and, though we kissed on like 5 different occasions, we never did fuck. or even get to second base. and she has a boyfriend now, which will only last a few months so i feel gay about missing out on asking her out
>smoke weed every single day
>havent had a gf in 4 years
>no friends, no social life
>~6-8 hours a day on 4chan
>do other drugs when i have the money
>fap every day, can only get off to interracial gangbang porn
>serious autism and crippling social anxiety
ok heres the story
>Hang out with girl for weeks, months trying to fuk.
>She is frequent drug user, so this should be easy
>For some reason she passes out towards the end of the night every time, even when im so close to getting the pussy
>One night, i tell myself if she passes out again I am gonna just rape this bitch
>She does pass out
>I undress her completely
>Slide rock hard cock in her pussy with NO CONDOM
>fuck her pussy for about 40 mins
>its silent in her apartment so I can literally hear every gurgle her sopping pussy is making
>been drinking all night so cant come easy
>remember she told me she hasnt eaten in 2 days
>slide my my cock in her ass
>go balls deep for 30 mins while she moans in her sleep
>She wakes up completely naked next morning and asks what happened.
> I shrug and say "Huh?"
That was it. It really is true how women never report rape. In fact, I think she liked knowing she got fking raped.
how can anyones life be that bland?
I dunno what to tell you anon, start cooking hotdogs and sandwiches and going out at night and feeding the homeless.
You will feel fulfilled with a hobby and you will be putting yourself in occasional danger.
Also bitches be getting wet when you tell them what you do with your spare time.
>Fooling around with a hot stripper, We go out and stuff but we're just fuck buddies I told her I wasn't going to date her when she gives lapdances for cash.
>I've slept with a lot of women ~50 lost count at like 27 3 years ago
>smoke cigarettes, dislike weed though
I'm a 22 year old white Canadian.
>Fucked tumblr-browsing, feminist hooker that lived next to me for months without condom (Caught no diseases luckily)
>Used meth, alcohol, benzos and mixed them all together
>Used to smoke weed for 7 years, almost daily
>I was living in a "Meth house" with other addicts even though I had my own fucking 3-room-flat in the city
>Was so paranoid during my withdrawal that I thought I was under "occult" attack of several unknown people
This was about a year ago when I was 22, I really have no idea how the fuck I maintained my job during that time, I can't even remember much of those times.
I've left this degeneracy behind and I'm buying my very own house now and focusing on my work ( Which isn't even shit-tier to begin with )
Don't do drugs kids, I probably did cause minor brain damage by my actions considering my short-term memory is still nonexistant and I feel like dementia patient from time to time.
>Had sex with a Philipina tranny
>Smoked weed more times than I can count
Degenerate for thinking it's degenerate, unless you smoked before school/work
>Voted for Obama in 2008
It's fine unless you brag about it
>Reddit user for 6 years
So funny you ask that...
>Keep hanging out with this chick cuz she is fun and I have no other options at that time
>5 weeks later we hanging
>After a night of clubing head back to her place
>She acts like we are going to finnaly fuck (while she is awake, top lel)
>Ends up just teasing me till like 4 am
>tell her im bored and go hop in her bed, act like im sleeping
>30 mins later she walks in and hops in bed
>we spoon and grind for a bit
>she then says, get a condom
>Top lel when I almost slip and mention that I fucked that pussy once with no condom why make me wear one now? (catch myself obv)
>Smash her pussy and bust the fattest nut ever, (sadly wearing a condom)
>Turn over and fall asleep
Ya, that is women in a nutshell. Rape her, then she gives the pussy up for real. LEL
You mean women have decided it for you ?
I've also had sexual relations with a cousin, smoking hot redhead. We fooled around right under the noses of our family for about six months and went through several of the big costco boxes of condoms.
Good times but much degeneracy.
Not quite. Especially not the sluts that keep messaging me on Facebook asking if I want to come 'hang out'. I have decided it for myself. And if you want to you can decide it for yourself too. In the long run it will be better that way. I believe in God and the Bible and I can say that I also believe that those who try to behave in a moral and ethical way will be rewarded.
>not drinking the carbonated Jew
b-b-b-but Mt Dew Baja Blast is only sold for a limited time!!!
I could go for a stroking jew right about now.