>be the only Allied head of state to personally participate in fighting in WW2
>cuck the Chetniks so hard that the capitalist Brits start helping you instead
>be the only communist on Earth who told Stalin to choke on dicks
>Stalin tries to kill you three times and fails
>you tell him "once more and I'll send my guy, I won't have to send a second one"
>actually get the Strongman of the Kremlin to shit his pants in fear
>USA and Soviets make everyone pick sides in the Cold War
>go "fuck the both of you, we're going our own way"
>play the worlds largest superpowers like a fiddle and have them both give you free stuff to curry favor with you
>create Non-Aligned movement because you can
>fuck grills and qts wherever you go and father a hundred bastards
>greeted like a boss wherever you went
>get free oil from Libya because you're bros with Gaddafi
>your people actually cry when you died instead of being forced to cry like in other commie countries
>when you die, literally the entire planet sends delegations to the funeral, making it the biggest funeral in recorded history
Was Tito the Chad of dictators?
Is his only real crime embracing communism instead of fascism?
>>139641130
half of these are yugoslav fairy-tales, tito was not in the middle of anything, he was western pawn and yugoslavia was living on usa tit.
great man
>>139641379
Both US and USSR actually.
It's why socialism was successful in Yugoslavia... until Cold War ended., then all fell apart, but mostly it was the final nail in the coffin of Yugoslavia since Tito died in 1980.
The winner of the most annoying commercial in history is giving away free pillows so niggers can sleep well while people clean-up the mess. Sshhheeeiiiitttt.
Wey dey do dat /pol/?
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-09-06/tasmanian-tiger-sighting-claimed-by-trio/8877598
Thoughts?
Does the tassie tiger still exist? Is this shitty, grainy footage proof?
>>140466181
And here's the archive
https://archive.is/WoDWg
>>140466217
>It's a load of fucking nothing
Thanks norwaybot, I almost clicked on that shit
>>140466217
Autist
I bet a lot of you faggots on here are really thrilled right now that (((Donald Trump))) is remilitarizing police, and I bet a lot of you tards on here are going to respond, "buts for Antifa and from the BLM niggers goys, trust the (((government))) on this one goy, we promise!" Yeah not gonna believe that for a second. You know why?
Because (((antifa))) and (((BLM))) are both funded by (((Soros))) as an excuse for the public to except a total militarized police state, so enjoy your enslavement you cucks.
"Oooooh mommy government, I'm so scared of the BLM and the terrorists goys, please mommy I want to be "protected" by the (((government))) like a good slave because I'm a good goy that doesn't question authority. I love big brother because I'm a sheep!"
I'm a white (Scandinavian and German) convert to Judaism.
What happens to me in the race war?
>>140466114
I would come to Israel if I was you
>>140466196
I would if it gets too bad, but the US probably has a good 25-30 years of stability. More if Trump manages to reverse immigration trends.
>>140466114
That's the worst thing you can do. Jews don't accept converts, you need to have a blood line, so you will get hanged by them or at best - be their slave. Or in the other case, you will get burned by whites for being a cowardly traitor. And blacks and asians hate you for being white anyway. So yeah.....you won't be truly welcomed anywhere.
What do you LARP as on /pol/?
And do you act the same way IRL?
>>140466072
Don't even talk to me until you post a close-up of that
>>140466072
Larp: Devout Christian Authoritarian, Nazi, Ancap, Racist.
Irl, I like Christianity a lot, just not authoritarian about it.
I hate Neo-Nazis, they are shit eating faggots and their german race is garbage compared to my British heritage, and don't twist it into 'whiteness'.
Ancap is basically marxist level of destructiveness for teens, but at least it's capitalist and anticommunist.
I actually get along with other races very well.
>>140466072
90% of the nazis here are shills, trolls and teenagers. Fuck I want 2016 /pol/ back.
I'm a gay and don't want to die without having children, but I'm having a moral dilemma about how to go about building a family
On one hand, I believe it is probably best for children to have the balanced upbringing a mom and dad naturally bring to the table. However, being in a straight relationship could be unstable not just for myself but for my hypothetical female partner if there's an attraction missing on my end. I also don't believe that balance can -only- be attained with a mom and a dad, just that it would be the optimal gender makeup to bring about that balance, and the difficulty of simulating that in a gay relationship while minimizing confusion in the kids is unknown
On the other hand, I think a stable relationship is more achievable with another dude. A high risk of divorce with a woman is potentially worse than the risk of imbalance and confusion. Adoption would be the way to go, which I would probably not consider if I was with a woman. The idea of denying an individual child of a mother is troublesome, but mitigated by the fact that a large portion of children do not get adopted at all. Two dads is better than neither a mom nor a dad I suppose
This is all operating under the assumption that an ideal partner would be found. A conservative possibly Christian partner would be ideal of either gender, so monogamy and values would be a high priority. I would also not lie to the hypothetical wife about my homosex
Just wondering what people think of this. I realize where I am and expect trolling
>>140465785
kys you faggot
>>140465830
thx
>>140465785
The easiest thing to do is just kidnap a child. Go to a 3rd world, kidnap a child, them bring it back in your luggage.
Save DACA!
It should say "No Illegals > Less Burritos"
There's still plenty of legal citizens who make burritos. He really needs to think these things through.
>>140465065
We have the recipes.
Spics not wanted.
How rare is your surname /pol/? Can you beat mine in rarity?
http://forebears.io/surnames
Crackers have very common surnames though.
>>139641125
My surname is Ughmadu. Northern Afghanistan reporting in.
>>139641125
Smith is pretty not rare
Also may or may not be my surname
Go away data miner, go away.
https://youtu.be/R6XR-saAExg
>Sage
Ok. Great.
They're still massive retarrded faggots, though.
This will never change.
Sage
>>140464997
DEMOCRACY HOW DOES IT WORK
press F to pay respek for this goy. If I had the kind of money he did, I'd use it to redpill as many people as I could.
Martin just put up the Wu-Tang Clan - Once Upon A Time In Shaolin up on Ebay,
It's currently at $58,200 ends 9d ays-18hrs
http://www.ebay.com/itm/132319745117?afsrc=1&rmvSB=true
He paid $2 million for it!
Pharma Bro selling his $2M Wu Tang Clan album on eBay
http://pagesix.com/2017/09/06/pharma-bro-selling-his-2m-wu-tang-clan-album-on-ebay/?_ga=2.183076902.1025529880.1504682629-1237128142.1504682629
Here's the article
You can always tell how high IQ someone is by their opinion on Martin.
Is there anyway to utilize twitter besides pretending to be a caricature of young African American gentlemen?
>Prime Minister's meeting with Clinton Pryor, who walked to Canberra from Perth, turns to chaos
http://archive.is/CZRFP
>Tasmanian tiger: Trio release footage they claim is sighting of thylacine
http://archive.is/hxbjf
>Home loan warning: Reserve Bank is giving the mortgage stressed a lifeline, don't waste it
http://archive.is/NqtML
>Energy prices would rise in $50 million plan to combat power shortages, regulator says
http://archive.is/ydLul
>SSM: Commonwealth lawyers tell High Court same-sex marriage survey was unforeseen and urgent
http://archive.is/Copw7
>Death of 5yo boy hours after leaving emergency department sparks investigation
http://archive.is/Gy3zT
>Yarra Council meeting interrupted by far-right group protesting against Australia Day changes
http://archive.is/xU2pZ
>Drinking water repeatedly contaminated with pathogens in rural NSW towns
http://archive.is/B5GsL
>Canberra aggravated robberies jump more than 60 per cent in one year
http://archive.is/Ggkvx
>Issuing new loans against unrealised capital gains has created an Australian ‘house of cards’
http://archive.is/a6XYm
>Aldi shopper slams the discount retailer for stocking popular children’s book The Boy in a Dress
http://archive.is/ymfhY
>Dick Smith to pay for attack ads targeting ABC alleged bias
http://archive.is/acMLi
>Manus Island detainees claim $70 million settlement is not enough
http://archive.is/RR5qN
>Manslaughter charge for Chinese woman in fatal salon ‘boob job’
http://archive.is/lF3SV
>Two men found guilty over death, sex assault of Lynette Daley on NSW beach
http://archive.is/SjiiM
>Driver flees after striking police officer in hit and run in Sydney
http://archive.is/cqAAj
>Vulnerable workers bill passed with some compromise
http://archive.is/kLSFR
>Hanson claims credit for Nationals burqa debate
http://archive.is/ks9Bv
>War on cash the ‘biggest threat’ to our liberty
http://archive.is/WjG4P
Where the fuck are ya? Drongo cunts.
>>140465751
look at them fuckin manu island cunt's whinging that $70 million isn't enough
>>140465751
>>140465912
Is it worth moving to australia? im white. Give me some good areas
I'm all up in your threads. Redirecting your narrative. I'm the one who divides and conquers. And no, I don't get paid for it. I do it for the lulz.
>>140464693
Are ya winnin son?
Shill actually means you're getting paid to do it. You're not a shill.
>>140464827
Depends on how you look at it. As far as (you)s, yes. I win plenty of those. But Aryan larpers just never quit. And so never will I.