enjoy this fake article my friend and i made
Bump..
>posting it here and not directly on twitter
Spread this shit on Twitter. This needs to go viral.
Here's a few snippets from my towns newspaper from a few days ago. This one's funny, a immigrant loving democrat gets nearly killed by a drunk driving license-less criminal invader, then loses election. Determined to try again.
Pizza lover gets reported by cam whore, appears to be Houdini and knew the cops were coming and left before they raided his place.
Fine young cannibals reaps utter chaos on community. Chimps out in court. Judge says he's a good boy, dindu nuffin.
Part deux
IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD WINNING EVERY DAY AND SEEING LIBERALS BEING BTFO CONSTANTLY AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#ThingsCanadiansWish
>>131833320
Winning!
He can touch it because he's pure electricity.
>>132769962
Looks shopped.
Can I have a quick rundown?
he did what was asked of him. deal with it.
the religion deprogramming mission was a success. now onto politics. unfortunately nemelka will not run as a candidate for THumP. anyone willing to step up?
www.humanityparty.com
THumP Trump in 2020
Come on, people. Someone has gotta do this.
Mike Gravel? Are you listening?
Anons and those who believe in THumP's platform: let us focus our efforts on recruiting the best mainstream politicians who can best represent this great platform.
bump for Trum- uh i mean THumP
yep, lets discuss the issues
>People make fun of how modern young women look, when the average young man has this.
Just another weakness of the enemy that can be exploited
>>131833145
>when the average young man has this.
Except he doesn't you fucking retard.
>>131833145
>>People make fun of how modern young women look, when the average young man has this.
whats wrong with your earlobe looking like a stretched out butthole?
When did you realize that this man is the catalyst for the fall of the American Empire?
People will look back in time and mark the year of our lord, 2017, as the prelude of America's fall.
The Chinese are at the tipping point of power. The refugees are sacking and looting Europe from within.
The West will fall, as it did 1500 years ago. Democracy will go silent again. The cycle of life repeats itself.
>>131833128
China will go the same exact route as Japan. If you think they'll just keep growing at this rate forever you're crazy
>>131833128
Moody's downgraded China's credit rating last month, their GDP has halted considerably, and they have an aging baby boomer population much higher than US.
Not exactly the criteria for being in the world's driver's seat.
>>131833442
China has 5 times the US population.
Japan is 1/3 of the US population.
They can easily produce 300 million scientists, entrepreneurs, and engineers with sufficient time.
explain this.
WHITE POWER
(((Buzzfeed)))
>>132769938
Send me that archive link, senpai.
Because I'm having a hard time believing this shit without it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62AtGkL4QME
I like him better than Richard spencer's dumb ass
>>131833063
>>131833063
>>131833063
Total Masonic Mason showing the hidden hand gesture.
>>131833063
http://www.bizpacreview.com/2017/07/07/cnns-ratings-take-nosedive-amid-month-retractions-scandals-blunders-510994
>Measuring average audience size for June 26 to July 2, TV Newser posted the rankings Thursday showing CNN’s drop to 13th place while Fox News reigned at number one followed in second place by MSNBC.
>The network pulled in only 711,000 viewers on an average day during the period, compared to 1.82 million for Fox News and MSNBC’s 1.34 million. According to analysis by The Daily Caller, CNN has been declining from the sixth to the thirteenth position over the past month, while Fox News has held its number one spot for past five TV Newser rankings. MSNBC has moved between the second and third positions for the same time period.
How do we save the sinking ship that is CNN?
We can't let bigotry, antisemitism and hate win.
I guess getting constantly BTFO by the president makes a difference. He should go after NBC more.
cnn underestimated the power of memes in the hands of 400lb neck beards that are level 30 wizards and have weaponized autismo
>>132769824
Will Horrendous CNN Ratings, Advertiser Boycotts, And 4Chan's Memetic War Destroy Billions In Time Warner Value?
AT&T announced plans in October to purchase CNN parent company Time Warner for $85.4 billion, or $107.50 / share (currently $101.50 near 15 year highs).
According to Reuters, CNN is valued at roughly $10 billion - around 12% of the deal.
Since the deal was announced, however, CNN's brand - and therefore it's value to AT&T, has been significantly damaged.
In addition to recently firing three employees for publishing Fake News, ratings have been tanking, an undercover sting exposed CNN's extreme bias, and the network blackmailed a Reddit user for which they're now under intense memetic warfare.
Outraged citizens have begun to boycott CNN advertisers.
White House sources tell the Daily Caller that the AT&T / Time Warner deal, which requires White House approval, may be in jeopardy if CNN doesn't fire CEO Jeff Zucker.
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-07-07/will-horrendous-cnn-ratings-advertiser-boycotts-and-4chans-memetic-war-destroy-billi
Norwegian bros
What can you tell me about the future King of Norway?
Is Haakon based?
>>132769792
Prince Haakon is a supercuck who hang around with David Rothchild. Nothing to see here. move along
>>132769792
he most likely will abdicate / dehtrone himself after current king dies, disolving the monarchy.
sad, but ultimately the truth.
Few respect our current king, most of the old support him somewhat, but the king of the people was the one we had during WW2, that one everyone respected.
a transvestite queen will be a first
If pol made a country what would the parameters for immigration into that country be?
>inb4 "100% white"
you get in if you have job/skill valuable to the country or enough money to significantly improve our economy
you can stay as long as you contribute to society and keep the law
citizenship higher military and political positions only for natives and people who are genetically valuable (iq test) and have fully integrated
zero immigration
>>132770223
1.84m, 140 wais_iq, 75%europoor/25%amerindian
give me the keys
http://news.chosun.com/site/data/html_dir/2017/07/07/2017070700137.html
>시진핑 "북핵은 北과 美의 문제… 25년전 한국과 수교 맺었지만 北혈맹관계 근본적 변화는 없어"
>>132769570
annyeong haseyo
If you're gonna post on an American news forum speak American English
What is this moon speak
We french people have distinguish ourselves among the humanity in art, gastronomy, music, architecture but you americans ?
You spread a vulgar culture all over the world, rap, fast-food, whore fashions...
+1
Why do people act as if culture belongs to them? Don't cling on to past culture that doesn't belong to you, create your own culture.
Funnily enough you already are (the internet).
>>132769408
>in art
Howard Pyle was amazing shut up.
Snipers have arrived in Hamburg. Maidan happening soon.
Also
Today is the 07.0.7.2017
Its the Jewish year 5777
and 5777 days after 9/11
Happening soon fellows
https://www.welt.de/tv-programm-live-stream/
Watch the protest while listening to Beethoven
>>132769293
If nothing happens today numerology cucks eternally btfo
>>132769755
>55
If something happens numerology werks, if nothing happens numerofagology werks, lel.