/pol/itical humor thread (not YLYL)
what a great society we live in
Only losers are still a virgin at 18. This includes losernerdgirls
Stay mad OP and kill yourself swiftly yet painfully
tfw lost my virginity when I was 19
Thanks america!
What about gathering private army to invade and loot mountain jews? Quite a big army is needed but potential swag is HUUUUUGE.
You'd be spending more money on soilders widows than you'd get from swag.
Some fights aren't worth it
>>129458017
one can buy nukes if needed
I hate summer
>every civilisation was started by white people, we wuz kangz i promise
>christianity is not european culture!!!!
pick one snow negros
>>129457023
>jesus was white
>christianity isnt european
>>129457023
The Church destroyed ancient knowledge and spread like a McDonalds. It wasn't here to begin with, it's invasive and we should get rid of it. .
At what age did you grow out of Jordan Peterson?
>>129456628
No idea who that is
>>129456628
this is now a spoderman thread
>tfw no spoderman folder
>>129456628
>pic
>valid
Pick two. Fuck this kermit cocksucker
http://abcnews.go.com/US/texas-mother-jailed-deaths-toddlers-left-car-15/story?id=47956671
why is pleading ignorance working in this case? i don't understand how anyone in texas wouldn't know that being in a sealed car for more than a half hour in direct sunlight is just totally out of the question.
she left them in there for 15 hours, and is getting the same charge someone should probably get for simply not changing them in that time.
i guess the political discussion here would be, why does pleading ignorance work every fucking time for women? this is obviously a double murder.
>this is obviously a double murder.
Premeditation would be difficult to prove, it certainly is more than just simple child endangerment since the babies died. 2 counts of manslaughter due to gross negligence at a minimum.
>>129456301
>With the death of the girls, Hierholzer said Hawkins could face upgraded charges after the case is presented to a grand jury.
They give them lesser but obvious charges in order to hold them and prevent them from running. Once they've gather enough evidence they'll hit her with murder charges.
>>129456301
Rather fuck the Centaur. At least itis female.
Christianity has a history of violence against outgroups. They seem to think its a strength. Truly a religion of peace.
>>129455952
so when did it happen? last week?
>>129457174
Early 1080s, not long ago.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inge_the_Elder#The_rise_of_Blot-Sweyn_and_the_expulsion_of_Inge
PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
https://www.whitehouse.gov
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
https://publicpool.kinja.com/
Trump Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump w/familes of the fallen 5/29/17
https://youtu.be/vXOzrAepT84
>Pres Trump speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
https://youtu.be/GsNNTd2GJek
>SecDef C.H.A.O.S. Mattis speech Mem Day Arlington Cem 5/29/17
https://youtu.be/PwW9855-GFw
>Pres Trump wreath laying ceremony 5/29/17
https://youtu.be/L2kkroUVxoI
>Pres Trump Addresses Military @Naval Air Station Sigonella, Italy 5/27/17
https://youtu.be/2k5AZYzjsTQ
>Air Show @G7 5/27/17
https://youtu.be/wFvCGpgXfkE
>SoS T-rex and Boris Press conference 5/26/17
https://youtu.be/-TJRQ5HudAo
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #18 5/26/17
https://youtu.be/TwlMN8_0y-w
PREV APPEARANCES
http://pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
http://pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
http://pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
FUN STUFF
>Trump shoves NATO out of the way
https://youtu.be/8AEwyWIqmAw
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
https://youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
https://youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>TrumpWave S P A C E
https://youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
https://youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
https://youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
https://youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
https://youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA
INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
https://youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
https://youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
https://youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
https://youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
https://youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
https://youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>American Comeback Story
https://youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8
OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/nygxu29R
prev >>127647267
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4551596/Neighbours-said-song-mocking-Bin-Laden-s-death.html
SHARIA LAW IN FULL EFFECT
YOU CAN'T STOP THE AWOOVEMENT!
IS KELLYANNE A FUCKING TRAITOR????
The Israeli government has just opened a new propagandists recruitment site
>http://www.4il.org.il/eng/
>https://twitter.com/Jerusalem_Post/status/873859570841640960
Please help us spread pro Israel propaganda
>>129455917
bump
>>129455917
Rabbi what must I do to go to heaven?
>>129455917
bumpp
>German FM warns Gulf crisis could lead to war
>Turkey military base for the security of entire Gulf region
> Niger recalls ambassador to Doha
>Qatari Foreign Minister: Hamas is a legitimate resistance group
>Reported blocking of Qatari pilgrim at the Holy Mosque condemnded
>Qatar to hire international law firm to seek reparations for those hit from blockade
>Turkish PM warns of global consequences
>Iran Air says five planes of food have arrived to Qatar
>>129455771
>Qatari Foreign Minister: Hamas is a legitimate resistance group
I tremendously hope at elst this is enough to strt a war
I want to see dead arabs, but especially rich oil barron arabs
>>129455771
You got for one more info:
>Russia wants to solve this via dialogue
Which is weird because you'd think Russia would support Qatar and Iran and Syria in a war against the Saudis
>>129455967
I doubt it. Qatar couldn't last a day. But it seems the Turks have a troops in Qatar now.
Say it with me, Prime Minister Jeremy Corbyn
>>129455496
PRIME
>>129457371
MINISTER
>>129457432
THERESA
http://www.jpost.com/Diaspora/German-study-Over-50-percent-of-Muslim-refugees-hold-antisemitic-views-494832
>When asked if “Jews have too much influence in the world,” 52% of Syrians said yes, while 53% of Iraqis agreed with the statement. Nearly 60% of Afghans said Jews wield too much influence.
>More than half the asylum seekers in Bavaria subscribe to classic antisemitic views about Jewish power, according to a poll released last week.
>When asked by the investigators if “Jews have too much influence in the world,” 52% of Syrians said yes, while 53% of Iraqis agreed with the statement. Nearly 60% of Afghans said Jews wield too much influence, while a mere 5.4% of those from Eritrea – a Christian-majority country – held antisemitic views. Some Eritreans said they were familiar with Jews from the Bible.
>In 2015, a German intelligence report on the absorption of refugees and migrants stated: “We are importing Islamic extremism, Arab antisemitism, national and ethnic conflicts of other peoples as well as a different societal and legal understanding.”
Thoughts?
>>129455401
wtf I love refugees now !
>>129455401
Seriously though, jpost is so fucking biased. I mean just look at this:
>In April, however, a new German government report revealed 40% of the German public hold a modern antisemitic view: the hatred of Israel.
So hatred of Israel = antisemtisim ? What race is Israel agian ?
I oppose Islam because it is inherently antisemitic and doesn't support our shared values of tolerance and feminism.
Calling me racist? What race is Islam? XDD right pedes. Shadilay.
>The state is insolvent
>The state prints currency to pay cops
>State goes into more debt
>Increased debt debases currency's purchasing power
>Cops are literally robbing the public through currency devaluation
>Cops protect insolvent state
>literal communists and criminals
Pol cannot defend this.
>>129455392
until mid 19th century there wasn't even a professional police force. neither was there public prosecution except for stuf like treason.
return to unpaid parish constables and private retaliation when? we really are cucked to the max. what an embarrassment to not be allowed to take right in your own hands but forced to rely on daddy state.
blue shirts must die
>>129455392
The state isn't a friend
Neither is the people
If a CIA nigger steps to you, whether in a state uniform or not, you run that motherfucker over
Have just figured out women are basically all prostitutes. Im 25 should i have worked this out sooner?
Doesn't matter when you learnt as long as you learnt
>>129455154
yes
but to be fair, your parents should have told you
Break this cycle of Parental ignorance
Be sure to give your kids
"The Talk"
there is nothing wrong with prostitution. prove me wrong.
KEK.
>Junker's signature
>>127650479
Trumps signature looks like retard scribble.
What's wrong with her signature?
looks arab?