This is the story about how I LARPed as a Muslim using buzzwords I learned on /pol/ to acquire a cheap used car for my wife.
>wife needs car
>see ad on Craigslist
>dealership posting 09 civic
>wants 6k
>drive to Columbus Ohio ghetto infested with Somali Muslims
>surprise surprise owner of lot is Somali Muslim
>asks if I'm Muslim because of my beard
>say yes
>start babbling on about shit that has nothing to do with cars
>kafir this, and praise be upon him that, ameriga ebil blah blah blah
>dude shows police auction slip to me for purchase at 2k for some reason
>says kafir criminals owned vehicle before him, their degenerate unclean lives is how he stays in business
>smile and nod
>remind him of Zakat & Sadaqah, ask if he's purified himself via charity this year
>he says no
>remind him charity is one of the 5 pillars of Islam
>he says "yea yea"
>sells me the car for 2k
>says american taxes are awful and criminal
>tell him to help another brother out on taxes, have kids, "me so poor hurrrr durrrr" he agrees
>go to DMV, get temps, drive car home to wife
>laugh all night about Muslim niggers
Any similarities to this my fellow shitposters?
>>139118926
I'm mostly surprised that you used the word LARP correctly in this post.
this was not a victory this was a deception of ur own character. also if u can be confused for a muz you are living ur life wrong
>>139119225
>deception
Who cares?
Is he retarded?
He was recharging. Expect full force MAGA any day now.
>>139119168
You're supposed to wear shades when watching an eclipse. You do know why, right?
>>139118891
His dad was in his late 50's when he had him. That's far too old.
What do you think is thebest path israel can take in order to become a better country?
For exmple , we need to solve our problems with the palis
Now about 20% of israel citizens are palestinians.
So the best solution is to devide the land (yea i know it hard)
So that 20% of the votes would no go to shit and will just burden the goverment.
Second most importent is to devide the religion from the state , as for now the very religius here can do anything they want (study in a shit tier brain washing scool , get money for being "in yeshiva", have complete control over marrige and other stuff)
Thing is its very hard to do specially with the muslims as you from europe can see, nothing is enough for them
>>139118276
Fuck off, leftie shill
>>139118933
Ata betah miztahi
>>139119218
lol no
Would Germany be the greatest nation on earth today if only Hitler didn't decide to start that stupid, unwinnable war? Wouldn't Germany be the greatest nation culturally, socially, economically, and militarily?
What does a NatSoc Germany look like in 2017?
I mean imagine a culture unperverted by kikes and with a strong German Volk.
It looks comfy.
>>139118742
If Germany had played the long game and used SJW tactics to infiltrate foreign universities and media to promote natsoc to their european brothers, the world would be a beautiful place. Alas, they wanted it all and they wanted it all at once.
Quick rundown
>American basketball player steals beer from local German shop
>gets confronted by angry Germans
>gets beaten up and bike thrown at him
https://youtu.be/M0xY-aqVFPQ
>>139118259
>East Germany
honestly I'm not even suprised if this happend somewhere in Bavaria or any other region in Germaby he would of gotten away.
>>139118259
The monkey should be in a zoo.
they're just ree-ing at him top kek
You can choose one European country to completely clean it from immigrants/refugees.
Which one would you choose?
>>139118111
Britain definitely Britain/UK.
>>139118111
France. They're redeemable people.
Germans . . . . eehhh . .
Also, checked.
>>139118111
I would have said Sweden, but all the women are probably genetically tainted by now.
Do you think harvesting organs from prisoners is OK?
https://www.dispropaganda.com/single-post/2016/03/25/Peoples-Organs-republic-of-China
>>139118084
what else are chinks good for?
also: good meme
>>139118084
I really like the Chinese. Can you imagine the dissuading effect of this?
Nigger: "I'ma rob me a likka sto'!"
Smarter nigger: "Iffen dey catches you, dey gonna cut yo' eyes out and giff em to a white man!"
Nigger: "Maybe I jus' get a job."
>>139118084
Sry senpai but if you dont post anything that a rural american with no education can relate to you thread will die in a few minuts:
On your Topic.
The us Gov and europe knew that shit since years and did little to nothing aginst it since these soulless insects produce 90% of the shit our society is addicted to.
Daily reminder that khohols are the niggers of eastern europe.
ty daun
>>139117463
Clever image
Can confirm
>You literally can't watch a single TV Series made in recent years without the main cast being racially diverse, someone being a fag, a racemixer or feminst cuck spouting out SJW-tier bullshit.
The guy in pic related is gay btw, and his father is demonized immediately because he is not happy with his only son being a cucksucking degenerate, how bigoted of him!
>>139117910
You also forget : the drug addict white women who fell in love w the nigger
The ' homophobe ' than fall in love with the faggot
>>139118498
Perhaps, I couldn't stand watching it, in the very next scene to pic related, a 120 lbs woman punches and overpowers a 200 lbs guy lol
>>139117910
>all football is is white-male aggression.
Line confirmed written by faggot who has never seen a football game no less a football.
I refuse to live under Sharia law.
I refuse to wear a Muslim veil.
I wipe my ass with the Islamic flag!
I bet you attach the flag to a stick before you wipe
>>139117337
YAASSSSS GIRL SLAY!
But then you've got a flag that's all poopy and smells like poop, and you can't even flush it.
>hurr shut up u libtard. im allowed to have a nazi flag on my property even though its incredibly offensive. freedom of speech, have you heard of it? haha im so smart. now get the fuck off my property before i shoot your head off with a shotgun
>w-what the fuck? someone else is expressing freedom of speech?? WTF KEKS!!!
>>139117162
ISIS is currently killing people...
Like literally you have no idea who is in it.
>>139117162
Yeah the difference is Nazis are good.
No one has the balls to punch an open Jihadi but your fellow whites are fair game. Very sad.
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>>138360823
MAGA
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>>139117141
JT is the ideal person to lead a unified earth when we make the transition to a star trek society. he would could represent us when the ayys make contact. we'll have warp drive within a decade
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The Yuge reversal in Toronto's home prices has thrown Canada's biggest property market into chaos.
Everyone is losing their shit and melting down.
http://business.financialpost.com/personal-finance/mortgages-real-estate/price-slump-tight-cash-wreak-havoc-in-canadas-top-housing-market
>>139117013
Good. Fuck this frozen shithole and everything in it.
>>139117013
Chinese rich fucks btfo
>>139117304
yup. they took quite the cut this year.
behold the master race
>>139116937
you really wanna start this fight again, fgt?
>>139116937
REMINDER IF YOU ARENT BLONDE HAIR BLUE EYED LIKE MYSELF YOU ARE NOT WHITE AND HITLER WOULD HAVE GASSED YOU!!
>>139119185
they are the same race though?