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The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and
demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.
CBS, NBC and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food. "America" is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?
Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper, and everybody cries when they sing "It's Not Easy Being Green."
Bill and Hillary Clinton and Algore and Tipper make a special guest appearance on the CBS Evening News to tell a concerned Dan Rather that they will do everything they can for the grasshopper who has been denied the prosperity he deserves by those who benefited unfairly during the Reagan summers, or as Bill and Algore refer to it as "Temperatures of the 80's."
Jesse Jackson stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing "We shall overcome". Jesse then has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's sake.
Algore exclaims in an interview with Peter Jennings that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and calls for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his "fair share".
Finally, the EEOC drafts the "Economic Equity and Anti-Ant Act", retroactive to the beginning of the summer. The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the government.
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Hillary gets her old law firm to represent the grasshopper in a defamation suit against the ant, and the case is tried before a panel of federal judges that Bill appointed from a list of single-parent welfare recipients who can only hear cases on Thursday's between 1:30 and 3:00 PM when there are no talk shows scheduled.
The ant loses the case.
The story ends as we see the grasshopper finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around him since he doesn't maintain it.
The ant has disappeared in the snow. And on the TV, which the grasshopper bought by selling most of the ant's food, they are showing Bill Clinton standing before a wildly applauding group of Democrats announcing that a new era of "fairness" has dawned in America.
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the once peaceful neighborhood.
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>>130320305
I rather liked that.
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That poor ant. Maybe he should get with the other ants and fix his government. I assume he died in the snow though ; ;
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WELL IMAGINE MY SHOCK. THE STUPID BUTTHURT LEFTY ES JAY WUBBLE YOUS IN THE DINOSAUR MAINSTREAM MEDIA STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT THAT CONSERVATISM IS THE NEW PUNK ROCK AND DEMOCRATS ARE THE REAL RACISTS.
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TE MAIN STWEEM METIAR ARE STOPPID
IMAJUN MOI SHOK
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynwK0opVJA0
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whoa
so what are they going to do to help these poor people
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Stop importing them and deport the rest back to their natural habitats where they can't hurt themselves using modern implements.
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>>130320142
burn all niggertowers , worldwide
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fly around the earth counterclockwise at lightspeed and warn them
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Lets get a thread of these going
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>>130320210
>puerto rico flag
>guam flag
>falklands flag
>netherlands isles flags
>gibraltar flag
>that fucking norwegian rock in the middle of nowhere flag
>palestine flag
>monaco flag
>san marino flag
>taiwan flag
>vatican flag
>south georgia and sandwich islands flag
>isle of man flag
most of these places which aren't even real fucking countries (taiwan isn't even an UN member state) or literally 0 people live in them but
>no kosovo flag
just fuck my shit up
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no offense to anyone living there but if they have a flag kosovo should have one
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>>130320049
Kosovo isnt a fucking country, it is Sebria.
>falklands
Stay mad
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What's your pity excuse to not LARP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5tL5LFfMts
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>That time reddit got so butthurt by a Fallout 3 comic they had to edit it to avoid hurt fee-fees.
Fuck Reddit
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heh
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Israel hates niggers. Why can they do that while we have to shut our mouths?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27EOqy0NQyg
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>>130319868
Because the own the media in the west.... why do I even have to explain this.
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>>130319868
You don't have to shut your mouth. You have to stop caring about what the bitches say.
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>>130321659
Also this
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>Armed police and helicopters detain man in Talbot, possibly a retaliation against the van hire company 1.5 miles away
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/reports-police-helicopter-armed-officers-13214329
>Belgian Rail says traffic has been halted at Brussels central station with local media reporting there was a small blast at the station
https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/877244154681724928
>Son of van hire firm owner held by police over "offensive" facebook posts
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-40347813
>Finsbury Park terror suspect "tried to kill himself six weeks ago by throwing himself into a Cardiff river and begged to be sectioned", his sister claims
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4621086/Mum-s-broken-Finsbury-mosque-suspect-s-sister-says.html
>DUP to Tories "Don't take us for granted"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40339330
>Sizzling June set to top 30c for a fith day
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40340360
>"He's no terrorist, just a man with problems" mother of Darren Osbourne says
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/darren-osborne-everything-know-finsbury-park-mosque-suspect/
>Tommy Robinson causes extra high levels of autistic screeching from liberals
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/20/stirring-hatred-piers-morgan-rows-edl-leader-tommy-robinson/
>Leaks show devastating impact of planned NHS cuts in London
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/20/leak-shows-devastating-impact-of-planned-nhs-cuts-in-london
>Hate crime surges after Manchester and London bridge attacks
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/20/anti-muslim-hate-surges-after-manchester-and-london-bridge-attacks
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Hello fellow whites
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>arrested over a facebook post
Britain has become a joke. Brexit will not save it. It's done.
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>>130692808
Salamalekum brother. Would you like your complementary council house with 6 bedrooms, or 4 bedrooms and a garage?
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>europe
>white
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>inb4 "1 post by this ID"
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Please, this is the first internet story to push me over the edge and I don't know what I can do, one of you must be able to trace this back and ma he sure Karma comes their way to anyone involved THIS is just WAY to far, I have lost faith in humanity today.
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It's fake numbnuts.
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>ANTIFAFORISLAM
>Trying to kill dogs
Makes perfect sense, though, Muslims hate dogs.
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>>130319809
>antifaforislam
hownew.ru
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My friend drove me down to the beech and he said "see the ass, I want the ass, i want so much ass man, that pussy that ass i want the ass i want the pussy it's unfair i don't get the ass". He almost started crying since he will never get it. I feel bad for him he said if we had polygamy and everyone fucked everyone he'd get a chance to "get the ass". Does /pol/ agree with his arguments or not? Currently only the tall guys like in the video get the ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDjBzeTZxG4
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Why normalfags mustn't handle memes
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Fuck, shitty childhood desecrated.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/stephenlaconte/the-internet-has-a-new-queen-and-yall-her-name-is-cuca
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>>130319682
What if we archive that
https://archive.is/Ji9g5
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Eh, it was a crappy show anyway
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How do ourguys like to show of their love for the fuher in public 2017-06-17 07:36:23 Post No.130319496
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>mumbling about degeneracy to yourself
>waving to people with a subtle heil
>Angry glances at minorities
How do you guys do it
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I was thinking about our President today, but within the scope of the bigger picture:
>incidentally created the largest divide in politics in several decades
>due to further extremism on both sides, socialist ideas on the other side are taken seriously in political dialog (see: bernie)
>under the guise of "liberal" or "postmodernist" revisionism in media (see: social media, advertising, etc) and education (see: common core funded by Rockefellers, textbook guilds, etc) the newest generation of voters and policy-shapers are being bombarded with this polarization full force. The current establishment and its branching social systems push its subjects further towards the left by way of bashing the right
>At the center of this bashing is the epitome of "A FUCKING WHITE MALE": successful businessman, pussy grabber, """racist""" Donald Trump. He has become the scapegoat of the left, and is the biggest tool right now for the control of the populous
Let's not forget:
>Trump supports Israel
>supports the military industrial complex
>is known to drift through the political spectrum inconsistently, yet he suddenly campaigns as extremely right wing? Seems fishy
>saved Hilary's ass, dropped investigation once he got control
Imagine politics are like a rubber band. As you stretch out one side, you're stretching the whole, making everyone go batshit crazy. Trump was a jewish trick and you fell for it.
>inb4 this has been going on since the 60s
No, not like this. The goalposts have moved. Hippiescum wanted to be peaceful, nuliberalism wants a socialist state
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>our president
He's not my president
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>>130319420
Yep I agree 100%. Sadly tho, this thread will slide and people will call you a shill
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>>130319683
12 year old detected. Grow up.