I need help /p/ I my house got robbed recently and all I got

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lol, thanks for laughs op.

>>2760077
Thats pretty much what I figured.

jesus christ, how big would your face have to be to get recognized on that camera

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I did some real CSI shit, hope this helps.

No but really, my condolences but there's no way to get anything from that.

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Jesus Christ I needed this laugh tonight

could possibly superresoltuion with multiple frames from the video

get multiple frames containing license plates etc, scale them up 200% nearest neighbour in photoshop, auto-align layers, average out layers so the base layer is 100 opacity, second is 50, third is 25, etc

post video and i can try stuff because these single screenshots are actually useless

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>>2760199
Here ya go. Hoping for a miracle of science

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Enhance 224 to 176.
Enhance. Stop.
Move in. Stop.
Pull out, track right. Stop.
Center and pull back. Stop.
Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.
Enhance 34 to 36.
Pan right or-and pull back. Stop.
Enhance 34 to 46.
Pull back. Wait a minute. Go right. Stop.
Enhance 57 to 19. Track 45 left. Stop.
Enhance 15 to 23.
Gimme a hard copy right there.

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>>2760623
Kek

>>2760072
Why doesn't your house have an anti burglar system?

>>2760072

Possibly there is. Google super-resolution.

>>2760595
Can't get anything, it's always clipped to pure white with no information.