ITT we post things we never wish to see while /out/

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>>662528

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>>662528

>>662537
??? the orange peel?

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>>662549

>>662537
>>662557
>>662559

B-b-but anon, it's biodegradable.

>>662537
It'd be pretty trippy to wake up in the woods and see everything through a fish-eye lens.

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When these fuckers charge out of no where

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I run screaming every time I see one of these vile creatures

>>662542

trail niggaz?

>>662573
That picture from nat geo is what they believe people will look like in the future. And I can't wait, because she is gorgeous

>>662573
Betas always do.

>>662620
You're joking right? Because there's just no way race-mixing on a massive scale is going to do that.
Morph pics work like that because they average out features. So all the uniquely ugly parts of faces are evened out and don't show up in the mix.

I would foresee a race-mixed America as looking like an uglier Brazil.
Why uglier? Fast food infrastructure. You'll have more malnutrition because people will be less intelligent and soft food causes shitty jaw development and teeth.
The race-mixed people will not be able to afford the same level of orthodontics so you'll all have sub-british teeth.
Another factor is the drugs pipeline established to the USA. For a time you'll still be getting lots of drugs and still able to afford them. The mixed people will possibly be indulging more than Brazilians can.

You'll all look like the people Tommy Sotomayor makes fun of in his videos.

>>662642
>>662620
If you look at the most heavily traveled areas of the world, like along the silk road, you will find the most beautiful people. They come from generations of mixing. Of course that is only for that section of the world. The pic of the women in >>662573 looks like any average chic in modern society really. With a cake layer of makeup as per norm.

>>662642
Healthcare and diet don't play a role in genetic beauty. It is no more an attribute than breast implants.

>>662641
Not even betas want you. Maybe another cake will fill that empty place in your box since your step dad pulled out

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>>662528
>You boys have your permits and bear cans?

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>>662542
>trail mix

>>662684
>"No and Yes, sir."
>*sprays him and horse full on in their faces with bear mace*
>"Have a good day, sir!"

>>662694
oh man

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>>662839
> the only good reason yet to carry bear spray and not a big fuck all gun

>>662931
Damn dude, that is a lot of shit, what have you been eating?

>>662563
it's still trash.
don't do this.

>>662931
If your ass isn't below the water there is no point in doing it, the reason for river shitting is that it saves you wiping.

>>662917
bear mace>gun against a charging bear

>>662955
But then my ass will get wet.

>>662950
No it's not. It will break down and be gone in a few weeks. Or some critters might eat it as a snack.

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>>662950

Do you guise mind when I drop cigarette butts on the trail?

>>662958
Indeed, it is however easier and more pleasant to dry an ass than to wipe outdoor shits from one. You can air dry, you can't air wipe.

>>662958
That's the plan. It instacleans yo bootyhole so there is no mess. Just dry and go. It's actually refreshing tbqh senpai.

>>662985
:(

>>662957
Keep repeating your lie, until people believe you Minister of Propganda Gobells.

>>662961
> might

Daily reminder, hope is not a plan.

>>663000
http://above.nasa.gov/safety/documents/Bear/bearspray_vs_bullets.pdf

>>663003
> trying this hard

>>662961
An orange peel takes 2 years to beak down, at sea level
At altitude, it can take decades

>>662528
welp now I can't go to bed as planned

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Worldeaters. I work with dozens of them on a daily basis, and it seems like I can't get away from them whenever I go to the remaining prairies near my hometown out west.

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sup

>>662684
AM I BEING DETAINED!?!

>>662931
This isn't India anon
Pls stop

>>662955
K bud, I'm sure toilets don't get streaks from shit either.

>>662955
I thought that you shit in rivers to feed the fish. I have so much to learn

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>>663533
Clearly you do not spend enough time lurking here.
What you you call your winter underwear?
Have you done any geopooping yet?
Have you gone full MGTOW?
Have you even so much as kicked a cairn?

>>663426
what is this meme from?

>>662694
I kekt.

>>663421
Legit fear. The woods is where they get you.

>>662528
When i was a kid i found a bunch of 1980s porno mags floating in a plastic tub in a 19th century well outside the ruins of a plantation

>>663003
It got Obama elected. Twice.

>>662971
I'm glad you posted this, it's a running joke with pretty much everyone I've been in a car on a country road at night with. I call that thing insect man and I even have music to summon insect man. Not even seen the film desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZfHpR_Wodc

>>662985
Birds in the city make nests out of cigarette butts because the nicotine keeps unwanted pests away.

>>662694

duh, you fucking idiot
holy shit you are dull

>>665412
/int/ I think because there are millions of those stupid videos of americans screaming AM I BEING DETAINED when a policeman asks them how they are.

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"oh, he just want's to play. "
>continues to bark like a moron
>doesn't listen to his owner ONCE
>starts sniffing your crotch
>smears his snot on your pants
>keeps running at you
>stands up on you and

no thanks. if you don't have your dog under controle, don't have one

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Now, they say that they're more scared of you than you are of them.

>>663405
So what? I'd rather see a million orange peels laying about than one city. I love hypocrites who fancy themselves environmentalists. You don't give a fuck about the ecosystem, you only want things to be neat like your living room.

>>662950
The park rangers at pinnacle mountain said that good is not litter. They throw cake and shit out behind the visitor center.
Fat ass fucking raccoons out there.

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You know

>>663421
>>665447

I'm not even fucking kidding you guys, my fear of aliens is worse than any kind of human. It's fucking ridiculous.

I realised though, if I was to be abducted I would probably have my memory erased like men in black.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsjhdoWKtXM

Watch this before you go out next time.

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A homosexual furry.

>>665941
I could never make it through that scene when I was a kid. I was really into aliens but that scene was a bit too far.
I still occasionally spoop myself when I have the place to myself at night and I watch a bunch of alien stuff on YouTube. I know how dumb it is. Its just a hold over fear from childhood.

>>665650
>Implying that city living isn't most environmentally friendly way to live
>Implying being lazy about waste disposal is a good thing

>>665598


Under rated post

>>662694
caaarlos!!!

>>665941

>aliens are cancerous chinks

fucking keked hard

>>665581
While i agree people should learn to control their dogs, stop being a sissy little bitch and pet the fluffy goggy. He likes you.

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>>665650
Not littering has nothing to do with being an environmentalist, it's about not being a dick

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rapefugees

>>662957
/this

Aside from it being more effective, I don't want to kill a bear if I don't have to. I hunt btw

In a perfect world, carry both. Use the gun if the spray dosnt work (it will)

Dogmen.

>>663399
It doesn't say what type of firearm they were carrying. For instance, a BFR in 45-70 will have slightly different effect than a 9mm or a .380. Since it doesn't mention what the people were carrying or break them down into categories of caliber and experience I would say bear mace is better for the average user who doesn't understand .380 won't penetrate a bear as well as tin cans. However, the best medicine for bear defense is and always will be hard cast lead.

>>668675
This. Shoot a bear with a good caliber hard cast round and it won't be bothering you anymore.

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>>670278
So how many people here have been abducted and probed while innawoods?

>>670282
i haven't been, but i saw it happen to a couple other guys and i just probed myself while i watched

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>>670282

I've been probed. I been probed bigtime bro.

>>662995
Not with that attitude you can't.

>>666489
In the real world, you're not going to have the time to use spray first and see if it's effective.

>>666008
>city living isn't most environmentally friendly way to live
?
Maybe communal living. Large cities are definitely not the most efficient way for humans to live. When food and other resources need to be brought in from far away places to keep the city dwellers living, then it is not very environmentally friendly. It is, however, the best way to create the high tech industry jobs that allow for all of our "advances".

The most environmentally sound way for humans to live would be in small communities where the population size is determined by the amount of food capable of being produced in the surrounding areas.

>>662955
But if the current is very strong, then there is good likelihood that the shit will float back up and touch your butt before floating away.

>>665936
Go ahead, touch the nettles.

>>665534
>b- but I listen to Andy Stott in the car all the time

>>670441
insect man pls go. I bet you don't even have a license

>>662642
You sound salty

>>662995
>air wipe
my sides

>>666058
What I dislike more is when I take my dog out and other people have their dogs running around. I keep my dog close and usually only take him off his leash if I know there's no one around. If I hear or see anyone I'll call him over and leash him up. I usually don't stop to chat with random strangers when I'm out, but if they want to pet him I'll usually say yes. Otherwise I just move on.

The problem is most other people just let common courtesy go out the window when they step onto a trail. Their dogs go off the leash and just run all up and down the trail. You'll be walking and then all of a sudden you've got a full grown german shepherd running towards you nuts. I don't mind that much, it's a little annoying and dogs usually follow me around so then I have to walk it back to it's owner, but if I have my dog with me, he gets on edge. He's not a very big dog, and I can't really blame him for growling or barking at other dogs when they do that. It's like any other wild animal charging you in the woods, your dog is going to want to protect itself and you. But of course I'm the asshole because my dog is growling at your dog.

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>>662528
God damn fucking illegals.

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>>662694
Holy shit I laughed

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I was going to camp to "ovejas" and had houses on the road and saw that doll and supposedly abandoned house ... obviously this is false, but then if it was hard.

>>662620
Won't the guys end up just as gorgeous?
Do you think you can compete?

>>671277

English please?

>>662985
i ALWAYS put out my cherry and put butts in my pocket. i hate smokers who dont. ive even had one guy tell me it was OK to drop the butt because they're biodegradable.

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>>671542
I just inject them into the earth with a stick. Never to be seen again.

>>670381
How is it not the the most efficient way? Welcome to reality where we already have 7.5 billion people. If they all went to live in "small communities," it would wreck the environment worse than the current method. The resources needed to bring food and goods is offset by the efficiency of scaling up production.

The benefit of the method you've proposed is mainly that it limits human population, but that's not the world we live in. Given equal population sizes, I still think dense urban living is more efficient until you get down to extremely low populations where our environmental impact is going to be almost negligible.

>>662534
Did anyone else look for slender?

>>668695
>>668675
The fuck is with you guys? The bear population already shit the fucking bed once, it doesn't need shitheads to come along and fuck it up because "hard cast lead is the best medicine for bear defense." Here's an idea, don't fucking kill the bear and save yourself at the same time. You act as if the bear is out to fuckin get you or some shit.

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>>663422
>mfw i asspained someone so much they saved a pic of me

don't worry, you probably won't see us. we tend to head places no one else goes

>>671547
>dat kawaii butt

:3

>>662694
You cheeky cunt

>>665412
Those fuckin twats that insist that they're above the law because of a piece of legislation that has been overwritten by other legislation for almost 200 years.

>>662573
>Not raping them

Skinwalkers

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>>665412
from Article 4 Free Inhabitants like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zHRQn_IShw

>>662694
Kek

>>671583
Don't be a dirty hippie. If a bear acts aggressive towards a person it deserves to be put down.

>>662571
But they don't if you arent an idiot.

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>>662649
Silk road is large and it's populations are not >lel mixed. They have very specific histories orr have been there for so long not even them know where they came from ike the pashtuns. But yeah that area has some weird shit, only one step bellow brazil.

>>662642
>brazil
We have some mixing, but it's not a blender that makes everyone brown. Who let /pol/ /out/?

>>671963
God she is retarded. l'm Canadian and l've never heard of a "free inhabitant". There is no way that's legit. lf she was born in the states that makes her a citizen

>>662655
Man man stop the 13th ammendment say you can't own people this bad