Camping /in/

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>>661924
Pic related, my setup.
>Coleman master race ftw

I have insomnia, so I do have an excuse for not sleeping in a tent tonight

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>>661924
Texas is too warm to warrant the extra weight of a tent, I just sleep under the stars for the entire year I camp.

I just use related to protect against dew

>>661929
Nugget I'm OP and I live in San Antonio, Texas and it's cold as shit right now. You're gonna get bit by fire ants in that thing.

>>661924

I have no where to set up my hammock....so no.

jesus christ, this is as bad as /v/ constructing pillowforts during E3

you're just children

>>661932
Tie it between two chairs. A true MGTOW would be able to figure it out.

>>661937
>doesn't have a tent
Poor person detected

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>>661930
You need a better sleeping bag if you think it gets cold at night here, and bugs aren't a problem if you pick your spot intelligently and I also live in San Antonio.

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>>661932
>>661941

>>661951
W-wanna go Enoing with me?

>>661932
Tents for the win my fedoraed friend

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>>661946
>>661930
You guys should hook up! Share a tent, a little campfire, some butt sex, finish the night with a Survivorman episode on your phone. A match is made. I'm gonna piss in your mouth a little.

>>661925
>>661924
>>661941
the fuck is this shit? are you sleeping inside with a tent?

I am just baffled. At least go to your backyard or something if you don't want to actually camp but want to sleep in a tent because...???

>>662004
Are you kidding? It might be cold out! Take no chances, camp indoors!

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>>661951
Do et.

>>661993
No because he's lying. He probably lives in poor ass Houston since he can't even afford a tent and likes bugs and snakes crawling over him all night.

>>662004
No.
>pic related I'm toasty as fuck in this mother fucker

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>>662164
>fixed

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>>662164

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Just bought this for 20 bucks in super sale at some shit gabe bros Coleman is the shit

>>662004
I trained my dog to tent sleeping inside. Just because you set up a tent inside doesn't mean you're a flaming faggot that spent a bunch of money on shit you'll never use because you're afraid to go outside and meet people.

>>661924
>You have a tent
I don't have a tent.

>>661929
do these actually hide you from passersby or do they smell you

>>662265
This basically what I use. I've slept along the freeway several times, just behind the tree line. Hundreds, if not thousands of people passing by that never notice me there because their focus is on the road. Its amazingly freeing to just throw down a bed roll anywhere and sleep.

>>662223
Just why though?

There's not really room to set up my tent in the ski dorm

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>>662265
>>662265
I normally walk out of sight so the headlights don't bother me and sleep under or behind one of these.

>>661924
it's -20C/-4F.

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>>661937
>not getting comfy while watching your childhood memories get raped and drug across coals by modern AAA developers

As I'm a superior hammock sleeper, in point of fact, my hammock IS rigged up, but no way in fuck am I posting a picture of the inside of my house.

>>662532
>Poorfag detected

>>662212
Good fucking lord.....your home is a trash pit.

>>662581
Pls no bully :(

>>662585
Do you not vacuum your carpet?

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>>662169
I'm been drinking

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>>662581
Im an attic neet with a shitty job

>>662635
>NEET with job

Is there anything more retarded than a millennial? Aside from niggers and holes?

>>662004
Its comfy af familia

>>662635
How can you be meet and have a job at the same time? Are you a retard?

And are you saying that you actually make money sitting on your ass? Bullshit

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>>662601

>>662212
Noice

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>>662276
>>662379
Are you homeless?

>>662212
>pic related
Nigga you nasty

>>662212
Are the poles fiberglass?

Yes = Shit tent.

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>>661924
Marmot Limelite 3P

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>>661924

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>>663167

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>>663167
Osprey Volt 75 Liter. My Marmot fits very well in it.

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>>663172
Everybody's a critic but damn that's a lot of tent for $20
Gud jab

my coleman 8 man hexagonal tent is too big to set up in my flat actually

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>>663174

>>663176
oh no that tent was $240

>>663176
The backpack is $190

>>661924
...because i own a house, and a bed, and a girl...

>>663195
Isn't that illegal nowadays?

>>663206
If the gays have their way it will be soon.

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>>661946
>>661929
Whats up SA fags

>>663274
I hope your mutt gets caught in a jaw trap

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>>663291
hey watch your fucking mouth. and work on your stinky attitude while you're at it, fucken loser

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>>663291
Pretty rude bro. I don't appreciate that comment

>>663298
Cool power lines dogfucker

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>>663366

>>661974

Uhhh no, tents suck. While you have to find a place to set up your tent, I just need two trees. Been hammock camping for ten yrs, never going back to tent.

>>661941

That just sounds retarded. Do you even know how physics works? Cause it sure doesn't seem that way.

>>661951

I'm not wasting my time building that, just so I can lay in my hammock indoors.


no wonder why every one says 4chan is shit. It is full of autistic man childs who clearly never go out, shit talk what ever any one posts, acts like a retard when they find out a woman is in the topic.

fuck 4chan, waste of time, only thing good that comes out of it is letting me know how retarded most of you are.

bye neckbeards.

>>663381
>Stop having interests different from mine REEEEEEEEEEEEE

You're the autistic one here.

>>661924
>not having alone in the wilderness playing on your TV

Your failing at LARPing

>>663372
Are you camping in water or mid air?

>>661929
>>661930
>>662265
>>662276
>>662379

Do you have to worry about scorpions or rattle snakes out there? I think I'd be too paranoid to not have a tent.

>>663755
If the area I'm camping in has a bug infestation I fold my 8'x8' tent so that it's 4'x8' and sleep on it that way. But I really don't worry much about them, snakes are more dangerous but they tend to stay away.

>>663892
*tarp not tent

>>663184
Why did you pay so much? It's the same size as that used Coleman for $20. The Jews did this...

>>663274
You don't live in SA and that's not the Leon Creek trail.

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>>662817
I have a job at a department store that pays 8 an hour and I live at home with my parents you are one dence mother fucker

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>>663158
Not having poles craved out of solid granite externally reinforced with platinum

>>663892
>>663896
I guess that could work but fuck waking up covered in ants. That's why I sleep in a tent

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>>663167
>>663170
>>663172

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Camped in with the gf this weekend.

Cozy.

>>662601
>>662169
Underrated comment

>>662164
>>662166
I'm just baffled by your stupidity, I really don't know where to start.

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>>668332
That's why I got the green one.

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I camp /in/ my friend's basement most weekends. It's fine during summer, but during winter it's colder than fishcunts down there. I sleep in my 20º bag on a cot, but when it's really frigid I have my fleece bag inside as an inner layer. It's glorious but getting up in the morning is horrible

>>668375
Wtf is your tent doing /out/side? You'll get dirt on it!

Put that motherfucker up /in/ your living room like a normal human being!

>>668393
This honestly

>>668378
Comfy. Lots of shit to play with when you get bored.

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>>668398
some of the stuff down there is scary :[

>>661924
>>661925
Reminds me of the tent I had when I was a kid. I miss camping.

I used to set that fucker up in my backyard in the summer and sleep in it for a week or two at a time. And when I had to mow the lawn, I would just pull the stakes out and slide it around.

>>668402
>I miss camping.
you don't camp? why not sodafriend?

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>>668378
>Marlboro reds
*que X-Files theme song*

Also those storage cabinets on the right are from Walmart.

>>661929
What sleeping bag is that?
Also Houston fag here its hot as fuck during the day but night fall i throw my m65 on and im set.

>>668471
It's a mil-surp bivy bag, not a sleeping bag. I live outside Fort Sam Houston and can get them for $10 at milsurp stores locally.

How's going in africa, m8? Still AIDS?

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>sleeping on the cold ground like a savage
>not sleeping in a warm cot off the ground like a civilized person

What year do you live in

>>668565
Aww shit I should make a trip up there sometime and buy one.

>>668585
Camping next to your car isn't real camping

>>668585
How much does that fucking weigh?

>>668585

>down quilt
>for car camping

NO BITCH

>>668873
39lbs according to the website.

I think it is more for hunters than car campers. They can set up a "base camp" area to work from for a multi day trip.

>>662212
Did you take that pic inside my house?

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>>668922
Yup, he did. I know because I was there. A lot of us were there. I rubbed most of your kitchen utensils on my lipschitz and also a number of your children's underwear may have been handed away to various anons as door prizes.

>>668833
I went to the one on Harry Wurzbach and Rittiman, I was probably being a bit less than truthful when I said $10 since I haven't been there in years now but you can call them for yourself if you want to check the price

http://www.militarycitysurplus.com/

>>668973
> mfw all streets in Fort Sam Houston are named after Jews

>>661951
my parents had that rug from ikea

>>668932
I took some antique pics of his grandparents, never gonna give that shit back. And those brown stains in the carpet? All me.

>>668921
I'd buy some Texas land in bumfuck nowhere. Cheap land, like 40k for 100 acres. Go out there every weekend and start building a small cabin. Use this cot thing to camp there while I'm working. Building the foundation, frame, etc. Finally get the walls up and some solar led lights for the inside. Setup a large tank to capture rain water, setup a small filtration system. Maybe just pony up the cash to drill a well for water. Propane powered fridge. Bring ice for the first day while the fridge is cooling down, because let's face it propane fridges take a while to get cool. Maybe a yeti cooler, would be worth it to stay there for a few days. Then transfer everything over to the fridge. Make an outhouse that uses saw dust to cover the poop. Let the poop sit for a few months and breakdown, have some nice fertile soil to build a garden in the back and get some rich green grass growing around the place. Blamo now I have a nice getaway spot, all thanks to this cot/camper. Thank you based Cabela.

>>661928
It is impossible to not sleep for 4 days and to stay sane.
If you are not eating your own arm, you have slept in the past 100 hours. You may not have fall unconscious, but you have slept.
You may had too few, too superficial sleep, but you slept.

>>669311
John Mulaney's friend pls leave

>>662276
I mean I'm sure a few people see you, but nobody's gonna stop their car to investigate what could possibly be a decomposing body or a homeless person

>>668412
I lost interest in it when I got a little older. Realized I like my bed and my cable a lot. I need somebody to go with if I do it. My dad and I used to do some fishing trips and set up the tent right by the river in Wisconsin, that was fun. But I was probably like 10. At this point, I would like to get a weekend fishing trip going, either Lake Okechobee or up north like St. John's river. Rent a boat, and probably just get a hotel room. I need to convince my bro to go with when he has some time off work and school. He is my only fishin' buddy, and I just recently got him interested in it.

If I could get my little bro into it, I would grab a cheap tent and a lantern. But I don't know if he would be into it. I'm not sure about camping in FL either. I'd have to go up north or do it when the weather is cool enough to not cook in the tent and get eaten by bugs.

>>669516
>tripfags on /out/
>"Realized I like my bed and my cable a lot"
yep, that checks out

>>670557
I was just looking for fishing threads somewhere...

But I do enjoy my hot showers. I would never do any prepping or shit like that. I always said if the world goes to hell, I'm gonna buy a bunch of heroin and OD as soon as my cable stops working.

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>>670700
+1 for fishing

I hear ya. Bug-out bags are a joke too, nothing is ever gonna happen. Earth will die in a few billion years anyway, just enjoy your life until then.

>>662601
lol
Very nice anon

>>668332
>up and atom
>up and at them

>>661925
Hey! Got that same tent for free and it's been my go to for a long while now!

>>671208
Nothing wrong with being prepare anon
I dont have a bob because short of having a fallout shelter where i live is a survivalists wet dream, but i keep a sleepingbag, a stove, food and water and a bag with basic kit (torch, firelighting, first aid etc.) in my car.
When you live somewhere where a road blockage in the wrong place is at best a 4 hour long detour it pays to be ready

>>672959
Where do you live?

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>>661924
>pic related
My setup, tarp master race.

>>669314


here is your reply

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>>661924
I'm still transitioning.
Would you like to come over some time?
I have model trains, imitation crab meat, and a nice fruit plate...

>>675486
>imitation crab meat
Whatever happened to that thread?
I'm assuming you're referring to /diy/

>>675845
yeah...not to shit on someones thread, but sometimes I get caught up in gear and miss the real reasons to go camping.

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>>661951
>tension cable on the top despite it doing nothing

Umm anon when you lay in the hammock the forces are pulling the the posts inwards. If you wanted to use tension cables you should attach them to the top down to the base where it would actually provide a use

>>668374
Was about to say that. Bonus autismo points if the tent is inside

>>678113
Of course it's inside you dingus didn't you see the first pic? Where else would it be plugged in?

Moving the middle of next month and sold all my furniture. Will be moving again for training and then again after that. So indoor camping!

Just got a Marmot Sawtooth on sale for $170 CAN

Debating on either Thermarest All Season or Exterm Max. Thoughts?

I'm digging the comfiness but need a mat.

>>678098

I was thinking it might be there to hang shit off of.

one of the tent pole's is missing from my tent but i am going to get the sleeping bag out in honour of the best thread on the whole site probably

I used to regularly camp in back when I had a fucking horrible apartment with no heating.

>>681762
Prove it

>>669314
>builds a cabin
>buys a bedframe

>>681843
Ok i don't own a tent, id rather hide in the woods of self staffing illusions of reason's and a fully intact hymn so i have never really needed one.

>>661929

Texas Gulf Coast here. Everything bites, pricks, or stings. I don't care how humid it gets and how hot it is at night 8 months out of the year, I'm not playing host for the biggest mosquito party in a ten mile radius just to save less than five pounds weight from my pack.

>>682051
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