what is the single most degenerate thing a man could do on a

spend your time looking at your smartphone and never take in the sights
listen to obnoxious music on your headphones like you're bored and want to do something else

>>661917
This

I would also smoke a blunt and drink a 4-pack of Steel Reserve tall boys at the summit to celebrate.

>>661918
Oh Fuck steelies at 30k ft

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Take selfies posing with the dead corpsicles that didn't make it.

Rim your sherpa.

>>661916
Become the next Green Boots.

Make arrangements so that you can post your last tweet before dying, something like YOLO!

find a frosticle pull down his pants, pour some hot water on his anus then make sweet love to him. After you have had your faggity way with him let him refreeze in spread eagled with his gaping frosty hole open for all the other rich fairies to have their faggity way with giving them another pathetic acomplishment to try impress tweenies with.

Hurr Durr I'm going to pay someone to carry all my gear and piggy back me all the way up a big hill, man I'm soooooo cool. Fuck off back to your country club, casual.

you could pop a shit ton of viagra and pull down your pants, so when you die, which you will, all those queer bankers that come after you can ride your popsicle

>>661948
> not rimming all the Sherpas that carry your litter to the top

>>661916

Get a cranium from a dead climber and put you dick in it.

Shit in the eye sockets and smile to the camera.

Shout SIEG HEIL FUCK NIGGERS AND JEWS, THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON if you are in company.

>>661916
Be OP
Finds a frosticle,
Pulls down frosticles pants,
OP wets his dick scuking lips at the sight of that sweet pale eye,
Can't control himself and starts sucking on that blue star,
OP gets lost in the moment forgets how long he's been making sweet tounge love to this icy freckle,
All of the sudden OP's lips fuze with the frosticles o-ring,
OP cannot escape and realises there is only one thing left to do,
OP pulls down his pants and awaits the sweet release of death safe in the knowledge that he has started the human frosticle centipede.

Lest we forget OP's sacrifice

Dont take it personal but you look (and maybe im wrong) too young and unexperienced.

How many mountains you climbed, and how tall they were?

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>>661948
Jesus Christ. You people are fucked in the head.

But I think you should make the sherpa film you fucking the frosticle. Are there any frozen grills on the mountain? I wonder what freshly defrosted dead pussy feels like. Although if there are any frozen chicks up there, you probably wouldn't be the first.

Clearly I woke up too late this morning. I was hoping to be the 1st to say "Fuck a frozen corpse."

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>>662021
>"Fuck a frozen corpse."
What a nice thing to say.

The whole sherpa thing drives me nuts. A bunch of overweight retards bitch and whine the whole way up to the top while someone else does all the work, then the fat fuck goes home and writes a book about his "accomplishment", and the sherpa goes home to his family like it's just another day at the office.

Carry a boombox to the top, at the very peak hold it above your head and play darude-sandstorm

ive been thinking for the longest time. do they limit what you can carry up there? could one carrt a gun up there? fireworks? i would love to do something silly like launching fireworks up there if i was capable of getting there. how much privacy do you have on a trip like that?
could you hide like 3 fireworks rockets and just whip them out at the summit?

would they even work at that hight?

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Plant a MGTOW Dick flag on the summit

>>662328
And fap cum all over it, cut your dick off with a Mora and offer it to Zeus!

>>662339
>offering your dick to Zeus instead of Eris
wew lad

>>662316
Would you even be able to light the fireworks with the low O2 environment?

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>>661964
>too young and inexperienced.

but he's got a purdy mouth

>>662381
that is exactly what i have been wondering

>>662451
It might. You gotta ask a chemist. I bet it would, but it probably wouldn't have quite as much thrust.

A lot of propellents for rockets and whatever else will actually have a component that produces extra oxygen when it combusts (oxidizer). Rockets that go to space, a good portion, if not the majority of the fuel, is actually an oxidizer whose sole purpose is to provide oxygen for the combustion process. Not sure if this applies to black powder.

>>661970
What the fuck is a frosticle and how feasible would it be to fuck a defrosted frozen corpse? Wouldn't they just be skellingtons
great thread op, btw

>>661918
Nah man crack open a can of 4 loco

Put an ISIS flag up there.

>>662456
They all have oxidizers, so do the wicks. The only issue is getting the wick lit.

Of course it applies to black powder, how else could you get it to detonate inside an airtight cartridge?

>>662638
That's what I figured. I mean firecrackers and bottle rockets explode underwater. And it seems like anything that burns as fast in such a small space as gunpowder would have to contain an oxidizer.

I'm not a chemist though. I'm a mechanical engineering dropout.

>>662647
> ME
> EE that switched major due to bad grades

> ME dropout
> you

Sorry bro.

>>662647
>mechanical engineering dropout

living the dream.

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>print out every image from a fur thread you'll probably find at anu given time on /b/
>Purchase largest dragon dildo you can fit in your pooper
>Purchase polaroid camera
>Masturbate furiously to the anthromorphic beasties, using your shiny new dragon dildo
>buddy takes polaroid photos
>strew furry porn and photos of you masturbating everywhere
>At the centre of the summit, create a shrine around the lube-encrusted dildo
>leave timestamp with /b/ written on it

Here's a rough illustration to help you

> sacrifice a house cat in ritual to Satan

> drink human blood to consumate your soul to your new Master

>>663932
ahhhhh 4chan

>>662315
I've read that they do have raves at the basecamp

>>661916
Take a shit on one of the many corpses on your way to the top. Make sure it can easily be spotted by other climbers.

>>663932
this'll do quite nicely
at least get a pic of something you put up there with /b/ on it

Lay down and revel in the thought that your penis is higher than anything on earth