Has anyone in /out/ seen a Bigfoot? What happened?
i have never seen a bigfoot but i am fairly certain i heard one. either a very strong man was at the edge of my camp fucking with me, a bear had wandered pretty far from its natural habitat, or it was a squatch.
I had a squatch encounter before.
>Camping in bumblefuck nowhere
>Heavily wooded conifer forest
>Sitting by fire
>Have uneasy feeling of being watched
>Been camping by myself many a times so thats not it
>Hear heavy rustling in a patch of small pine trees
>Shine light in direction
>Trees are gently swaying side to side
>Not just one, multiples
>Not just the bottoms, the whole damn tree
>Frozen in place holding the light on the trees
>Hear it slowly creeping away
>Can tell by sound of steps it was not a small creature
I'm convinced to this day that it was a squatch.
These trees didn't fall like this without being Squatched
>Every single Ghost/Crypto show ever
>We've got new evidence!
>We're gonna find it this week!
>It's over there!
>No, that isn't it!
>This guy said he saw it!
>The camera broke at just the wrong moment!
>Well, we didn't find it, but we're sure it's out there!
>Tune in next week! We're sure we'll find it next week!
>Don't forget to buy some shit!
These guys came around my home town looking for a bigfoot. Some people I know told them outrageous lies about seeing the high knob wood booger hoping to get on TV. They ate it up.
Now the sightings of the wood booger has increased 10x and you can buy "woodbooger" tshirts.
Been hiking, camping, and fishing in the woods for 20 years. I have never seen anything that leads me to beleive in bigfoots.
At least you said "truck driver" instead of "trucker". I'm a delivery boy, not a trucker.
I'm not sayin there is a "bigfoot" or aliens, I'm just saying we don't no everything. A few generations back, we didn't know bacteria existed. And not even that long before that, we thought the Sun revolved around the Earth. There are things we haven't figured out yet.
Although with how much the US is developed, Bigfoot seems less and less likely as time goes by. I would be more inclined to believe something like that exists in the forests of Borneo or something.
That "Finding Bigfoot" show is retarded tho.
>didn't think the giant squid was real until a few years ago
This isn't true. A giant squid wasnt captured alive until recently, but verifiable carcasses have been found going back to the 1800s.
So far no verifiable squatch carcass has been found and we're running out of places in North America for a population of large, bipedal primates to roam without being discovered.
Apologies, wrong meme.
Now that dude is batshit crazy.
Give us humans some credit. Is it so hard to believe we invented the atomic bomb without the help of aliens?
A couple of friends told me they swear they saw a UFO while driving across the country a few years ago. But they both do a lot of drugs so I'm not sure what to think.
>Walking around the trail near my home in Missoula, it's pretty dark but not so dark you can't see, still have full visibility
>Around 8pm, i'm resting on a fallen log playing snake on my phone while the fire heats up
>Lose my shit after coming close to beating my 4000+ record, figure nobody can hear me so it's fine to go ape
>Kill the fire and decide to go home, in a pretty bad mood and cursing pretty loudly
>Then i hear like, grunts. Grunts mixed with howls, not like any animal around these parts - sort of apeish
>Hear twigs snapping behind me, I turn around and see some huge ass hulking baboon looking thing with a handful of shit
>Ever since it happened I still have nightmares about it, this thing literally starts flinging its shit at me and grunting
>Decide to make a tactical retreat, and nope the fuck out of these post haste
>I run back home, barely get any sleep at all that nigh
>Never seen anything that looked like this thing before in my life, it was taller than i was
>Only when the sun comes up do i dare go back, with a rifle for good measure
>Shit everywhere, i left my backpack at the campsite in my hurry to get away, it was filled to the brink with shit
>Around the campfire, i hear giggling
>Unzip my pants
>Read the first letter of every line
>be me deep innawoods
>see a very low flying plane, maybe 500 feet
>planes very rarely go to where I was
>am wearing all black (winter clothes, fleece jacket, snow pants)
>plane flying along river making another low pass
>swing my arms like Bigfoot and take long strides
>then I get into the trees and hide
>plane whips around and started looking for Bigfoot
>it finally started to leave
>remembered to snap pic.
High knob is a 4,222 foot mountain in the Jefferson national forest. The wood booger is the local name for a ape like creature that has been reported in the area for around 20 years or so. The "wood booger" is beleived to be a sasquatch, aka bigfoot. The wood booger is so popular in SW virginia they have a life size statue (pic related) of it near the peak of high knob.