For real though, why don't you just go outside and try to meet one OP? I begin to wonder if the people who make these threads even go outdoors, or if they just sit inside and shitpost on /out/ all day.
>>652933 >drag some woman Why even ask her to come? Why even be with this person?
Personally, I think there's a multitude of ways to enjoy being innawoods, and they're all fun. Day hikes with buddies and beer are fun. Multi-day serious hikes are fun. Solo hikes are fun. Fucking in the woods is fun. I dunno, I think you're limiting yourself.
>>652596 I had an out girlfriend that would try and go with me on easy adventurers. After I got really sick and we broke up I realized it isnt needed. Its just one of those "I never had it, so it makes me want it more." situations. And fantasizing about it is irrational because in reality you end up with those fat white girls who lived in the trailer park with their grandmas who already has a kid with drug addicted daddy. Who thinks they can get magical powers from salt crystals and bones from dead neighborhood cats. Who have a face only a blind person could love. Type of girl.
>On the PCT a couple years back. >Meet this chick. >Shes a noob, give her some tips, we get along pretty well. >Some time later >Turns out she wrote a book. >She writes about me, thought I wanted to rape her. >;_;
>>652998 What the fuck, anon? Some gals are totally retarded. If you were some 10/10 good looking guy she would have fucked you in the trails, since you probably aren't she thought you were a creepy one. Fuck this modern feminazi society.
>>653078 > If you were some 10/10 good looking guy she would have fucked you in the trails, since you probably aren't she thought you were a creepy one. Are you fucking twelve? I thought I was on /out/, not /r9k/
>>653099 I mean, if she's on her period. You have freebleeding, which is unacceptable. Pads, which you're either gonna have to litter the earth with or carry around. Same goes for tampons, but pads are worse because they get blood all over your ass and lips. A menstrual cup is the only option, but even then, you're not going to be as clean as you would off the rag.
Most of the months, though, you're not going to be dealing with anything worse than ballfunk would be. You're hiking, not trapped in a trench somewhere. Water or wet wipes would do the job.
Considering I've been around some other guys who stink at a moments notice, on a normal day where they probably got a shower in the morning, women might even be better off.
I'm fine with the gf not coming. I like being alone /out/, or with my buddies. Hammock is way more comfortable by myself too, and it's nice not having to take care of her (oh its muddy oh its wet oh its cold)
>>653378 He isn't. Basically if you spend any time around women and they don't want to fuck you they are going to assume you are a creepy rapist. I'm sure it happens to you all the time but you just are not aware of it because you are a decent person unlike 96% of women and all the guys they whore themselves out to.
>>653683 we've got no debt, good credit, no criminal background, nothing holding us back if we ever decide to re integrate. can't pretend like we ever will though, this is the life. the future is bright as fuck anon. you'd be right if you said i fucked her work ethic.
>>653771 I make a grand a month on the conservative side, and I fill a niche. i'm not going anywhere, neither are any of the rest of my kind. seems to me you'd be surprised to know just how many of us there are. funny thing about the employers, i'm already not fuckin with them and I've been doing great for years, it doesn't matter if they won't hire me because I don't need em. things are changing anon, there's more ways to live than one.
>>653912 Your youth is a commodity. You can invest it or you can squander it. There are many things you will not understand until you are older. Life is always easy for young people. It will not always be like this.
pfft..for some, maybe. My parents are shit, kicked me out when I finished school at 17 so I had to get a job and pay rent while others my age were living rent-free and enjoying the fact that all the money they earned they could spend without paying any bills.
8 years later and I'm now comfortable with my work and I'm trying to study at Uni with 18 year old clueless idiots who haven't had a hard day in their life. I've lost most of my school friends because they still live with their parents living the #yoloswag life which I'm now incompatible with
When does life get easy for me? when I'm 30? 35? Cause I won't be young anymore at that point.
There's a qt indian girl at my school who's thru hiked the AT, CDT and is planning to thru hike the PCT. This is all solo. I'm too much of an autismo to ask her out but maybe one day I'll gain the courage.
>work >seasonal job >my season is ending >new season beginning >slight overlap >qt girl comes it >thick, actually likes the outdoors >only issue is she's 4-5 years older than me >ended up trying to keep in touch but was too chickenshit to do anything
>>652937 Exactly this. There's loads of different ways to enjoy being /out/, alone or with friends/gf's.
Last time I went to the Kalahari was with my (now ex-) gf. Hiking, camping and occasional fucks in the bush. Was awesome.
New gf is going to Iceland for a friend's birthday, and so excited about hiking in the wilderness. We're already planning a trip to Scotland later in the year. I guess I'm lucky but I'm glad I don't always have to be /out/ alone.
>>653004 >>653035 >>653073 >>653078 >>653139 >>653378 Haha I'm pretty sure >>652998 is a reference to the film "Wild" or whatever with Reese Weatherspoon. She hikes PCT, comes across some dudes and basically they come off as total rapists. Sure they were creepy.. But most of they guys she encounters all give her the fear at first. She wrote a book and that's what the movie is based on.
>>654294 This totes happened to me once! A couple summers ago me and a friend were getting drunk down the tracks. It's a rural area, and as kids we'd follow the trails through the woods down to the tracks and have adventures in the woods, under the trestle, and in the various ruins around the tracks. Now sometimes we go out with beers and end-up hanging around shooting the shit and breaking bottles until late at night.
Anyhow, one night at like 1am we bumped into some kids in the woods, also drinking. Scared the shit out of us and them. They were all 17. Two really cute girls and three dudes, two of which were cuter'n bunny dicks. My friend's a hetero and was wishing he coud eat the girls' pussies and I'm a gayhomo and I was fucking praying I'd be able to suck the boys' dicks. Nothing ever happened of course, we just chummed with them for about 45mins, made a small campfire, gave them a couple beers, and then made our way home before we got arrested (we're like 30 kek).
>>654294 Once i was above treeline and spotted a girl from miles ahead and catched up with her by revising my route. Girls must have this happening all the time though, haha. But it was fun we hiked together for the next two days, too bad she had a boyfriend, there was definitely some chemistry, it could have been so romantic
>>654493 Anon everyone goes through their day-to-day life seeing one person or another who they'd like to bang. It doesn't make everyone a nasty old fuck. A nasty old fuck rapes and assaults people, or molests them when they're unconscious or intoxicated, or takes weird pictures of them or stalks them. None of this shit happened.
>>654637 You're nuts. This is /out/ in a thread about /out/ gfs. It doesn't get any more /out/ than living in the forest, and he has a wife that's into all the same things he is. So what if he doesn't have as much dough as you? I'm 24 and I work all the time, I've struggled my ass off to save half as much as him in the same amount of time, that's no reason to rag on him, sounds like he has it fuckin made if you ask me.
>>654638 good on you mate, you & your girl have fun. im in oregon, its worth coming up if you ever feel like it, try the coast highway at least once in your life. >>654644 good for you too, if youre not investing in assets put it in a Roth IRA, better than standard accounts >>654637 youre a dick. i cant imagine youll find an /out/ gf with that attitude, or keep her happy.
>>654935 PNW is where it's at. we just spent last year in Washington, 4 months in the mountains then hung out around Spokane and CDA all winter. i love oregon, im actually heading west right now to the slabs then i'm going up the coast to WA. we've been in the midwest for a month so we're pretty stoked to get back out there.
>>653892 Lol a grand a month? That's less than a full time minimum wage job bro. That's below the poverty line for almost everywhere.
I get it, you're young, you think you're cool being a hobo. I can promise you it's not as romantic as it seems. One day you'll have a "ah-ha" moment and realize you've almost ruined your future. Sure, living with no money is fun in your 20s, I did it, but when you're older, being poor isn't as fun, especially when everyone else you know has so much more than you.
You should spend less time trying to make people feel like cunts and more time trying to educate them, you cocky pretentious fuck. We all know you are right, but how you are going about it just makes you look like a colossal faggot. To the young guy with the gf; It's great you have found a lifestyle that you and your missus enjoy. I am sure a part of us all is envious. However, you have to be realistic about how the world works and the issues which will inevitably arise, even if they are decades away. For example, when you are in your 50s and you realise how much mundane shit like hotels near hospitals cost as your health inevitably declines.
$1000/month income between the two of you is very low. Even if you are in a 1st world state and have free health care, and even if you save the whole $1000/M and don't eat for the next 30 years, without a pension and given the rate of inflation, you will likely become destitute. I see old hippie couples like that all the time on the streets of San Francisco. None of us want that for you both. We aren't saying "stop going /out/ and get a desk job", we are just saying a compromise is needed.
>>656246 I'm not sure why the automatic reaction is disbelief, seems to be common amongst older folks. We've got this, I know what the world is like, it's why I do this. It's why WE do this, and there's a lot of us, we live a lot better than you think and all the poor old hippies are just that. I'm not, though.
Some people come from nothing, never get opportunities. I've made my own life and live as happy as I could ever want. You guys can keep your apple pie.
I've just started seeing a new girl. She seems open to getting out and she can appreciate the outdoors, but she just hasn't had much experience with I yet. Hopefully she likes it. Last girl I was with was literally the worst fucking kind. She was a wannabe hipster "indie" chick. Shares pictures of trees on her tumblr. Got a tattoo of a spruce on her forearm for no fucking reason, and has never been camping in her life. I guess people like that are more interested in their public image as an "outdoorsy person" than they are in the actual outdoors. Yuck. Anyone been with a similar girl/ guy?
>>656284 I do roofing, farming, woofing, odd jobs, anything I can find when I need to. Between busking and touring playing gigs I don't have much time for all of that stuff lately. The music thing is really taking off, people love it. Before I got on my feet with the tunes I was farming, I've made tons of connections all over the country with that who I keep in touch with. We've got a huge network. Seems it helps folks sleep at night believing no one can get by without working their lives away. This lifestyle is bigger than its ever been in America due to all the jaded old folks and changing job market. The kids see a bunch of miserable old bastards who've 'done it right' and want no part of it. I come from a town of 400 people in western Kansas. My parents, along with half the town, are shitty meth heads. There's no job prospects, nothing around but more shit towns for miles and miles, the only way out of my situation was the military or this. I left 6 years ago and never looked back, I call that success. Happy New year to you, too!
>>656272 Well I don't think that's the case with EVERY girl. And i think that applies to a lot of dudes as well. It definitely is something that girls are taught not to like though, which sucks. Girls who like things like hiking and fishing as a kid are labeled "tom girls" because for some reason we make going outside a male activity.
>>656348 >bred in we start from birth with girls, give them baby dolls, dress them up, tell them daddy will always protect them, spoil them, dote on them, call them names if they stray from the norm. It's disgusting, but it's the truth. Definitely not every girl, but unfortunately it's most.
>>656335 The only way out was military or being a hobo?
There's college. I mean that's a way out. Anyone can get a student loan. I paid myself through college with 0 money from my family. I lived there full time too, didn't come home unless it was to visit. Even did classes all summer. Why was that not an option?
Not judging, but there are more options than army or hobo.
>>654177 He is Senegalese, Vietnamese and French. >>654998 Hi. I'm a forager, anyways I out pace most guys and generally speaking most people are surprised to see an earthy black transsexual walking/hiking around except in Hawaii.
That is the only place I can recommend /out/trans women to go. Mostly because mahu are still culturally relevant in rural places and because black people aren't feared their.
>>656246 > I see old hippie couples like that all the time on the streets of San Francisco. >old hippie couples >on the streets of San Francisco
You must not be from here but that is exceptionally rare and usually just dress up for tourists and naive techies
>>656808 Hmm? I was diagnosed with gender identity disorder and went through the clinical steps before starting hormone replacement therapy like every other transsexual in the united states.
I even have taken the elective weekly therapist sessions because I see the benefit of them but basically what I am saying is mental health and hormone replacement therapy go hand and hand and have been for about 45 years in the US. So your statement sounds honestly retarded anon.
>>657474 no i really wont >i worked my life away so i better tell everyone it's what they have to do too fuck your jaded ass, your job, and your fancy luxury box you fuckin cog piece of shit i could tolerate you stick in the muds a lot more if you didn't have your heads so far up your own asses plenty of ways to live besides yours but instead of acknowledgement of any kind you just shill your own tired ass ways going 'b-but anon when y-your old youll be happy you wasted your life i-i swear' only got so long with my eyes open, like hell i'm gonna waste that time being a fuckin wage slave just so ill know i can sit in a house and waste away when i'm fucking 40 miserable old men pls go, you guys do a better job of convincing me to be a bum than the god damn bum ITT go shove stuff up your ass, you'll have a better time doing that than shitposting in an /out/ gf thread you beat motherfucker
>>657388 The only way to get bitches to not take your money is to have none. The only difference is the hippie chick will spend it all on LSD and go bang everyone else in the camp while she permafries herself and ends up dragging ass back to your tent where she kisses you with 20 other dudes cum in her mouth before passing out and drooling all over your nice pillow.
>>656634 i went to flight school at a small FBO instead of going to college because it was far, far cheaper and i paid off my loans in my first year on the road. i could've gotten a job as an ag pilot anywhere in my home state, problem with that is my home state is a giant steaming pile of shit. i could go insane working daily trying to live with crazy fucking tweakers all around me just for the sake of being pc, or i could gtfo and see the world. pretty simple choice. despite what people like to say not all hobos are drug addict bums just trying live it up on your dime. i live this way because nothing else makes any sense to me. my upbringing and hometown have a lot to do with why i left, but i stay gone because i love it, and even though yups hate it, i've got it made.
>>657482 >>657482 I lived my 20s like that. Went to a ton of Phish shows , spent months camping all over the US ,Canada and Mexico. I had the time of my life and figured my friends buying houses were just suckers. To be honest, the ones that ended up giving it all to some stupid bitch that they hate were definitely suckers. But. When I think of how much further ahead I could be if I had just put away a few bucks. If I had just kept the house I inherited instead of selling it to spend a year in south east asia, it just breaks my heart. Living outside the system is efficient and in many ways I still love it, but now that I am older, it is no longer a choice and it feels pretty fucking rough some days. It pains me to think of the grand red wine fueled speeches I gave that sound a lot like yours...
>>652621 >tfw this makes me feel so much better and hopeful of getting an /out/ bf Only good thing about being a tranny is that I got to go through boyscouts and learn how not to be a useless piece of shit in the woods.
Where is my hairy, bearded out bf who doesn't mind girldick?
>>657519 Pls live in the US on the westcoast!!!! I love it here especially because I live within two hours of some super awesome rock climbing and skiing destinations. My city is awesome for outdoors stuff.
>>657556 Most people are cool and don't mind if you're there for the outdoors just like them. Only issue people give me is the fuckers that just spend a weekend in a RV drinking beers and being dudebros will sometimes jeer at me.
Im usually always carrying a weapon that would mortally wound at least one attacker so I feel pretty safe with that and my dog who is fiercely protective of me.
Most people just love the outdoors and anybody else who loves it as much as them is usually cool in their book.
>>657561 Well that's cool. I worry about being /out/ on Mainland partially because I'm visibly trans but also because whenever I've been out in California and I bump into guys in groups it can feel not so safe.
I think being on an island where most people are brown and a lot of old people surprisingly have really interesting solidarity with black people helped me. Like literally none of the locals batted an eyelash at me beyond my choice of clothing which they found amusing, the Hawaiian people were always offering to pick me up while hitch hiking even when I didn't have my thumb out, they always warned me about places to stay away from and even offered their homes to me.
>>657567 Groups of young guys are definitely scary and I usually avoid them, but most guys over like 27ish really mellow out and are pretty cool.
Teenage guys in groups is just the worst. All their machismo bounces off each other and multiplies until it reaches retarded levels. Like you can have a rational person just go crazy when you get them away from older people and authority and the groupthink sets in.
>>656335 I'm telling you right now, as long as you provide food for you're family and make sure they have a safe place to sleep, keep doing it. But if you ask for handouts, you're a shit. I can't stand seeing 20 year old bums who got as far away from home as the overpass and started begging for shit.
>>660040 i've met some seriously fucked 20 somethings out here that really can't do anything but hold a sign for cash. one kid had a bent back, stumpy leg, blind in one eye with shingles and a broken mutilated dick to boot, he was 22. mostly those kids are just trying to get drugs, but every once in a while a dude just needs $5. we are about to buy a schoolbus to live in, pretty stoked about that. i haven't flown a sign or crack spanged since i got my guitar. you gotta give something back, even if it's just some shitty acoustic songs.
>>660051 Not him but why? I can see not liking the old bums banging on buckets yelling at everyone but the young ones tend to put out some very good music. It's a nice slice of Americana, I'm glad that these kids are carrying on tradition. Something most people seem to overlook is that being a hobo is a very well established cultural tradition in America. These kids have found their place, like generations before them. Hating them is no different than hating big business, fast food workers, or really anybody else. They don't deserve extra crap on top of being broke and sleeping in the bushes. It sure beats hanging out in the metaphorical and literal crack house with their parents/peers, which is where a lot of them come from.
>>660129 >but the young ones tend to put out some very good music
I do not agree. The only good buskers I have seen have been in NYC. Pretty much all the rest have been horrible. These are not real trained musicians , they are bums who saved up for a guitar to ruin everyones good time with their screeching
>>660137 One in a thousand busking groups has that sort of talent. Only listened to the first one and I did like it. But. Do I want to hear that on my way to sunday brunch? Not really. Its noise pollution.
>>660147 It's not as few and far between as you'd think. I get where you're coming from, and plenty of kids are dicks that just spew it out with no consideration, but I've had many a patio dinner with some kid playing nice mellow music on the other side of the fence too. It goes both ways. However, I don't shell out very often, and if it's just some junkie playing covers mumbling all the words with a 40oz next to him I walk on by like everyone else. Credit where credit is due and all that.
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