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Guys I want to move to the /out/skirts of portand to become a vessen living inna woods inna tiny off the grid house.
How can I accomplish this?
>mfw
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alright, head to a town called vernonia. be careful. if you blink, you'll miss it. once you make it, head out past the millpond, hang a left and drive forward for 30-45 minutes until you hit mist. Once there find a logging road, any logging road. head out for 15 minutes sti your car, pick a nice site and build you a cabin. live there for 10 years while doing forestry work like planting trees, clearing out invasive species, and other woody goodness. around fall, hunters will start showing up with beer and weed. let them in and you'll start recieving venison. After 10 years, head down to the city council with proof of improvement to the land, and proof of squatting. then live happy on your 10 acres tax free as long as you maintain the land.
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>>651310
You are not trying to send me into a grimm camp are you?
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>outskirts of portland
>tiny house
jesus fuck
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>>651446
LIke this anon.
Tiny houses are usually less than 200 square feet.
They are becoming super hip right now.
Now that you have heard of them once, you will be noticing people talking about them everywhere.
Probably going to go mainstream this year or next tbqh
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>>651467
trust me i know. I just never seen that level of hepcat all-in-one post. A tiny house on the outskirts of Portland? Your record player is probably going to take up a lot of space
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>>651482
Well they need the tiny house so that they can use as much of the land possible for their all organic kale farm.
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>>651484
Do you really not think organic kale is a good thing?
I will never understand this anti hipster backlash.
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>>651527
>Live in Portland, rad fun city with lots of really cool interesting shit and awesome people
>Starts getting a reputation around the country
>Hipster meme starts
>Portland becomes hipster mecca, meh, not the worst thing in the world
>Suddenly people from all over the country moving to Portland to become hipsters cause it looks cool
>Take to the ULTIMATE HIPSTER EXTREME
>Nobody in Portland can afford to live there any more
>Town is full of people that are nothing like what Portland was when it became cool
>every other license plate is from another state
>every other person is from another state
>Sneer at anyone that isn't an Oregon native cause they effectively ruined your city
>They all act like hipsters
>Town beginning to look like a Trader Joe's ad, even in the shitty parts
>Rush hour lasts from 6am-6pm straight essentially
>Cool dive bar you used to hang out with that was run by an old gay punk rocker and had strippers and punk bands and bikers and everyone else just getting along and having fun is now a pretentious as fuck specialty cocktail bar for affluent 20 somethings

There you go. That's why the hipster hate. Been here for 20 years and it's almost unbearable at this point.

And Vernonia ain't that bad.
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>>651532
Do you blame the TV show?
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>>651310
Don't forget to mention the floods, Vernonia has some pretty bad flooding in the town area.
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>>651562
Yup. That and East coast/california wannabes and real-estate speculators. Honestly, I know it's cliched to miss the old days, but I miss pre-2010 Portland. It really was pretty great.
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>>651590
Thats only if you're dumb enough to live right in the middle of town. The best housing is up on the hill. Also, no one ever does in town shopping, they all head out to scapoose or St.Helens.
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>>651591
i lived in Portland from 2004 to 2006. Pretty great place, Even the rich yuppie schools were decent. Id like to see how MLK turned out now though
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>>651294
Some of these goals seem less than realistic
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>>651532
>>651591
I feel your feels, from Sedona (which used to be quaint little town and only has one decent local bar left), with love.
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I was in portland for the spring of 13, i have to say it was awesome.
Has it been ruined since then?
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>>651294
You better go MGTOW while you are at it.
All women are basically hexenbeasts , hippie chicks included.
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Dignity village. Check it out. Homeless community in Portland.
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>>652320
>>>/reddit/
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>>651467
>le tbhgagwq XDDDD
>Guise I want to live next to portland
13 year old hipster please leave.
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>>652329
>dignity village

That's like calling a cripple, differently unabled
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>>652329
>>652340
Its womanspeak.
They think words overpower reality.
INB4
>words have intention anon
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>>651532
oly
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>>652320
>hippie chicks included
especially hippie chicks
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>>652373
Flabby cottage cheese thighs are gross
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>>652399
>cottage cheese thighs


Reminds me of my all time favorite song


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dcs2V6kfrxE
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>>651590
Are rentals cheaper in the flood areas?
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>>652422
>put down the oreo crackers and quit doing the sex

Someone needs to turn on /r9k/ to this , it could be their theme song.
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If you use recycled materials you can build a tiny home for under 20 thousand american.
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>>654417
How about just building a cozyEZ or whatever it was called and living out of that?
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>>651532
lived in portland all my life could not have said it better myself.
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>>654417
Alot less than that!
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>>654457
Way less!

And I get tired of The Deniers saying 1/5 women don't get raped when it's MORE LIKE 1/2!!

No means NO you fucking perverts!

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES MAKE ME SICK!
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>>654459
FUCK off you patriarchal asshole.
EVERY single woman gets raped in western society, how dare you deny their suffering.
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Surely there is not much raping going on in portland r..right?
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>>654465
You ignorant pervert, I AM a girl!

At LEAST 1/2 the girls I know were date raped before graduating highschool!

Some were gangbanged after being dosed, by sickos just like you!

If you come at me, I will spray you in the face with wasp poison and stab you in the dick with a dull knife! You sick fucking little shit!

I'll NEVER go to Portland you fucking rapeists!
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>>651532
We are having identical issues in Portland, ME. Rents have tripled.
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>>654508
>I am a girl

So you like to be brutally raped. Got it, whore
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>>654547
How can you be concerned with rents when so many women are being raped?
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>>654555
Rent is literally rape. Tripling rent is Tripling rape.
Rape = power + privilege, and nobody is more powerful or privileged than a male landlord, and all landlords are male btw. Male shitlords.
Rent is rape.
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>>654679
> mfw I was fucking my Landlady after the first two months, 3-4 times a week!

I thought of it as a rent rebate. She was good, I'd tell her, "Suck it, bitch!" and she would obediently suck it.

I don't think I ever fucked her without calling her a bitch, who's my bitch and getting a big fat Chicago blowjob!

And yes, she had been raped at least once before.
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>>654713
Is it true that women put themselves in dangerous positions on the hope they will get rayped?
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>>651532
Iktf. From the southern part of the state but still. Was born in Portland and would go back to visit occasionally. It was pretty rad until recently. Not to mention all the Californian transplants fucking up our laws.
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>>655015
I have had women confess this to me.
Sure makes that 1 in 5 statistic seem a little more realistic.
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>>655015
Don't ask me I'm a dude, retard!

In her case, I doubt it.
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>>654713
Excuse me mister but what is a chicago blowjob?
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>>651294
So, even with the best skills, you'll still need some sort of income to buy essentials, things that can't be easily grown or produced by hand.

What's your plan for this?
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If you're from Portland/Eugene or a transplant. Just know that the rest of Oregon hates your guts.

Stay in your quarantine zones and we'll be fine.
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>>651532
My aunt and uncle bought a house on NE 58th back in 1985 for 60K, now its worth 600K+ and rising.
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>>655344
Just about any house in the country that was worth 60k in 85 is worth 600 now
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>>655380
Not everyone lives in a popular city you fricken retard
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>>652422
Didn't even click the link. I love me some group x.
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>>655444
In 1985 60k was a big fucking house almost anywhere in the country.
You could have purchased a beach house in southern california for that around that much

Most real estate in the united states has gone up by a factor of 10 in the last 30 years
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>>655529
Sure thing junior. You could buy all of California for less than $12 in 1983 if you want to get technical and go back two more years
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>>655015
>Is it true that women put themselves in dangerous positions on the hope they will get rayped?


This is so depressing
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>>656294
It should be depressing. If you don't have the rape instinct you will forgo alot of poontang (and child support and AIDS desu ) and the unraped skanks won't have their needs met either. Quite sad all around.
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>>656322
>unraped skanks
Those are the worst kind
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Bitches love rape. They only get upset because they like it and they've built up this idea that it's bad so they should feel bad but they cum harder than ever before and are bucking back tryn to get it deeper and when you finish they tongue bathe you and dry you with their hair and look at you with a crooked smile seeking approval and you tell her, "you're a good whore" and her face lights up and you know you own that puss forever and you go to her before her wedding and she becomes transfixxed and you do things to her that make YOU sick to your stomach but she loves it and you send her to her wedding day a spent, used, impregnated whore she knows she is and she loves it, she loves rape and she names the kid Reggie.
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>>656728
Pretty sure thats not true
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>>651562
The day that show aired was the day old Portland died
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>>652332
Cmon dude, Portland and the rest of Oregon is very /out/.
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>>656911
Do you mean Grimm or Portlandia ?
Which one has had a greater effect?
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>>655121
What is better Chicago or New York style pizza?

>CHICAGO!

Think of the best blowjob you've ever had, add in submissive, obiedient big tits with lots of hands, slobber, vigoress head motion and nasty sucking noises that is willing to roll over for a good throat swabbing.

Now you're getting close!
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>>657397
>slobber
I do not get this meme. Any girl that spits on my cock with get punched inna face.
A wet mouth is nice but no spitting
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What the hell does any of this have to do with the outdoors? /b/ is that way. >>/b/
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>>651532
I was born in California but moved up about 20 years ago as a baby. Lived in Portland till about a year ago when the shit hole apartment I was living in raised the rent from 500 a room to 800. There was a mas exodus of people moving out all in the same month. Now the entire complex is full of hipster college kids. The Orange line almost made me homeless.
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>>657407
Gay much?
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>>657486
What was gay about any of that?
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>>657383
>>656911
>>651562

I agree that Pornlandia cemented this mass migration. They even satire this fact in the show.
It's still a pretty based show though.
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>>657511
saliva is spit you know. And the more the merrier!!
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>>657544
I do not care for chicago pizza either
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>>657660
Now you are confirmed gay.
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>>654459
Wait. You mean to tell me that you'd be reaching for your guns and calling for revolution if the government mandated shitty 40sqft habitation pods, but you think its laudable when living in a plywood coffin is self inflicted? Youre genuinely worse than hipsters and feminists. Fucking cucks.
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>>658145
The only gun that whore is reaching for is the nearest cock. Bitches crave rape
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>>658154
No one likes to be raped anon
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>>658366
Women do. After you rape them they often thank you and set up an appointment for a return engagement. If you aren't getting that reaction you need to step up your game. Maybe spit on them or choke them out. See if that works. Thank me later
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>>656728

I'm sure there's some girls that do.

Just like some guys like getting pegged by a girl with a strapon or get off on being forced to suck another guy's dick by a pretty girl.

It all just makes me giggle like a fucking loon at the absurdity of this world.
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>>654459
>>654465
>>654508
i do my part i have raped every girl i met so far.
even the ugly ones got fartraped.
it is my mission.
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>>658695
>I'm sure there's some girls that do.
over 60% of women admitted to recurring rape fantasies for masturbation.
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>>658821
citation desperately needed
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>>658695
>Women are socialized to not seek out sex lest they be considered tramps, but if they're having sex against their will they can avoid guilt.
>Many women like to believe that they're so attractive that men cannot resist the urge to overtake them.
>In many mammalian species, the male must pursue and subdue the female in order to mate. Women may be programmed to surrender to the successful dominant male.
>The sympathetic nervous system becomes engaged in times of stress or danger, activating a fight or flight response marked by increased heart rate, respiration, pupil dilation, and genital arousal.
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>>658836
>In many mammalian species

The only animals I can think of that consistently use rape as a mating strategy are ducks.

Also more citations needed.
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>>658856
>ducks
>mammalian
i kekked anon
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>>658869
>implying ducks are not racist rapists
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>>659339

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0eo9L9vTQQ
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Koalas rape too but they're not mammals, they're like marsupials or something.
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>>651532
Visited Portland this past summer for the first time since 1995. The feeling of being in a raw, wierd city on the edge of the wilderness was completely gone. Dont get me wrong, it's an amazing tourist city now, but I couldn't imagine living there.

Hood River and the valley, on the other hand, seemed almost like the utopia I remember.

I will say though that Laurelwood Workhorse was the best standard IPA I've ever had.
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