I will be going to the following things:
Þingvellir National Park
Solheimajokull Glacier and the South Shore
I need to know what clothes to buy cause it will be next Autumn and I plan to do as much as possible. Also what should I do in Reykjavik?
Late answerm I know
Go for a double-layer of softshell.. Went to Iceland last year in september, the temperature was okay, 5-8C, but the wind was a frickin killer. The native clothes are also awesome, a felted shirt which keep the wind and cold out. If you're going innawoods, remeber that offroad-driving is strictly prohibited, and they'll fine you for it. Scarf, beanie and softshell
The funny thing about iceland is that the women are total whores for american men.
The big problem though is that this makes the men a nation of total cu'cks.
They will blame you for this even though its not your fault you fucked their hot women .
Protip: they dont even really have marriage over there.
The men have given up.
Cuckjavic is a teenage drunken pukefest on the weekends.
No one ever goes out till midnight then they are puking drunk by 2am.
>the wind was a frickin killer
I was there in May 2007. I experienced wind, rain, sleet, sun, snow, wind.
If you are going to be outside a lot, were a cotton baselayer. Do not wear cotton pants. I have some quick dry Columbia pants that worked great. They are not windproof though, thus the baselayer to hold in some heat.
Similar for the top. Don't pack a parka. Be sure to bring a waterproof light jacket and wear layers underneath it.
It is too windy for an umbrella.
Pic is blue lagoon
>. All of the arctic countries hate ameros
The men do yes, the women secretly want to bang us.
This is why they yell "whore" and the women seen talking to americans in public.
I LOVE watching them get angry.
The best part is they want to kick my ass but all you have to say is "hey man I dont want to fight" and they walk away with head down.
Citation is that is where I used to play when I lived in NYC
You could get a round trip ticket for 200 bucks from JFK
Had trouble getting laid in new york back then.
Had ZERO trouble in cuckjavic
Dude, google "picking up women in iceland"
In the 90s its where american men went for their bachelor parties.
Unless things have changed drastically since then, its just about the easiest place on planet earth to have sex with a beautiful woman without paying for it.
I will admit though that I have not been there in over 10 years.
I hope things have not changed.
Best one night stands of my life TBQHWY
Hmm you seem to young to have been cucked by an american... is it possible your father was an american tourist and your mom never even got is name?
How old are you?
Wouldnt it be crazy if I was your dad?
Are you between 13 and 19?
Well I can tell you that Iceland is any cuckers dream come true.
All the children are born out of wedlock and have been for generations.
No one really knows for sure who their father is .
>be me early 90s
>go to Iceland to see my bro who is stationed at Keflavik Air Station.
>get laid 3 times by random sluts in 7 days.
>Couple years later see bjork on tv
>realize my american dick has been inside an icelandic national treasure.
Most of them speak perfect english, better than an american from a southern state.
Bars on the strip.
Dont even bother going out till midnight.
By dawn those fuckers are puking in the street. They have a machine like a tiny zamboni that cleans puke off the sidewalk.
Driving drunk was not really illegal last time I was there, everyone was doing it.
And yes I think they will fuck a latino as long as he presents well.
Seems pretty nice.
I will go with a white friend, I'm afraid going there alone and get bashed by some native for this. If we don't score, is prostitution illegal there?
Also, I'm not actually a "mexican latino" type.
Actually a "mediterranean caucasian" latino type.
Happy new year, american buddy.
You will do fine, they are actually looking for men that dont look like all the men they have known their whole lives.
They are not at all racist like the shitposter in this thread seems to imply.
Even if a viking wants to fight you, they will only engage if you are into it.
They would never just give you a beatdown , there is almost no crime there.
Wow, what a beautiful and touching story.
4chan bringing father and son together after all these years.
And the stupid media still thinks this is a place only for serial killers and paedophiles.
Thank you american bro.
Cuck meme jokes aside, I will do my best to breed icelandic pussy with my seed.
Maybe I can make the next national treasure, just like you with Björk.
Damn, I can't wait till november vacations.
American semen is the national treasure of iceland.
They gather it up in underground ice caves and wait for the MGtOW apocalypse